Line #77 Characters/Lolcats


1	List of WebOriginal/LOLCats according to [[AllThereInTheManual Cheezburger Confidential]].
2	[[folder: Individual Characters]]
3	!Happycat
4	The happiest creature on the planet. [[LeetLingo 1337%]] happier than normal cats. Loves cheeseburgers and will ask you for one.
5	* BerserkButton: The only known instance of Happycat ''not'' being happy occurred when he went to order a cheezburger, but they were all out of them. He then became [[UnstoppableRage so angry]] that [[DemonHead his head detached from his body and started firing laser beams at civilians]]. Police arrived in time with cheezburgers to settle the issue.
6	** Also, on a lesser note, about how Not Even ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' Music can make animal abuse funny.
7	* FatCat: A pleasantly plump grey cat.
8	%%* PerpetualSmiler
9	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cheezburgers.
10
11	!Dr. Tinycat
12	[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A tiny cat that is also a doctor]]. That's really all you need to know.
13	%%* BunnyEarsLawyer
14	%%* CloudCuckoolander: Kind of.
15	* DeadpanSnarker: Partly as a result of the Vicodin he takes for his condition.
16	* DrJerk: His condition causes him pain sometimes, so he takes Vicodin for it. Unfortunately, said pills make him a bit cold and sarcastic.
17	%%* InsufferableGenius
18	%%* [[ChildProdigy Kitten Prodigy]]
19
20	!Ceiling Cat
21	Feline deity that watches us all from the infinite ceiling. Capable of miraculous deeds, but prefers a good nap.
22	* BigBrotherIsWatching: He watches people... masturbate, among other things.
23	* BigGood
24	** ...Maybe, [[LightIsNotGood given]] [[KnightTemplar some]] [[GodIsEvil of]] [[EvilAllAlong his]] descriptions...
25	%%* CrystalDragonJesus
26	%%* {{God}}
27	%%* GodIsEvil: {{Depending on the writer}}.
28	* GoodCounterpart: To [[{{Satan}} Basement Cat]]. [[LightIsNotGood Supposedly]]
29	%%* KingOfAllCosmos: And ''how!''
30
31	!Basement Cat
32	Evil black cat that resides in the basement of eternity. Known for eating souls and recruiting minions to do his evil deeds.
33	%%* BigBad
34	* DarkIsEvil: He's a black cat who lives in a basement, and the EvilCounterpart to Ceiling Cat.
35	* EvilCounterpart: To [[{{God}} Ceiling Cat]]
36	* YourSoulIsMine: He eats souls.
37
38	!Hipster Kitty
39	A cat so obscure, it's hip. Last seen wearing an expensive vintage hoodie and growing a mustache.
40	%%* {{Hipster}}: Duh.
41	* ItsPopularNowItSucks:[[invoked]] Believes in this.
42
43	!Longcat
44	The longest cat known to exist. Longcat is unable to be measured with current cat measurment technology. Longcat is long.
45	* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Longcat used to be extremely short. Then he wished to become longer, and his LiteralGenie granted it to him. He eventually became so long that he ended up in space.
46	* GoodCounterpart: to Tacgnol
47	** LightIsNotGood[/]EvilAllAlong: The "Longcat did WTC" and other similar things.
48	* [[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace Longcat Can Breathe In Space]]
49	* ShapedLikeItself: Longcat Is Long.
50
51	!Moral Grey Area Kitteh
52	Ethically ambiguous cat. Makes moral choices that are neither completely good or evil. Cat lawyer for hire.
53	* AmoralAttorney: Being morally grey, a lawyer was the perfect job for him.
54	* AstonishinglyAppropriateAppearance: He's "Moral Grey Area Kitteh", so naturally he's grey.
55	* {{Flanderisation}}: Began as, well, a morally relativistic kitten. Now is pretty much evil.
56	%%* GreyAndGreyMorality
57
58	!Serious Cat
59	A cat capable of epic levels of seriousness. Has gone 2,632 days without cracking a smile. Current age: 2,632 days.
60	* TheComicallySerious: His serious expression and demeanor are used for comedic effect.
61	%%* PerpetualFrowner
62	* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Well, sesquipedalian is one of his favorite serious-sounding words.
63	* TheStoic: He always keeps a serious expression no matter what.
64
65	!Tacgnol
66	Mindless evil clone of Longcat. Created by Basement Cat to create havoc on the world. If seen, run for your life.
67	* DarkIsEvil: Black cat. Seriously...
68	* EvilCounterpart: To Longcat.
69	* [[InherentlyFunnyWords Inherently Dirty-Sounding Words]]: "coccyx", [[Fanfic/MyImmortal "masticate"]] and "Volvo", according to his reference page.
70	* SdrawkcabName: His name is Longcat's name spelled backwards.
71	* {{Tykebomb}}: Sort of. He was made for the purpose of being a pure evil counterpart to Longcat.
72
73	!Lolrus
74	A giant seal that is fond of his little blue bucket. Bucket was stolen by a bad man. Lolrus has been searching for it ever since.
75	* CompanionCube: Lolrus and Bukkit.
76	* {{Determinator}}: Lolrus will stop at nothing to find his Bukkit.
77	* GentleGiant: Despite being bigger than a man, he's usually peaceful and polite. But sometimes not. See WilyWalrus below.
78	* GoodWithNumbers: Bukkit is a bit of a math nerd.
79	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Fishies.
80	* WarmHeartedWalrus: A benevolent creature who just wants his bukkit back. Most of the time. See WilyWalrus below.
81	* WilyWalrus: Though he's usually a nice guy, there are some pictures that portray him as more violent in his pursuit of the bukkit.
82
83	!Monorail cat
84	Runs along on a track, and is frequently out of service.
85
86	!Business Cat
87	Known for making work SeriousBusiness...when he isn't stopping to do cat stuff.
88
89	!Hovercat
90	Flys along just over the ground, appears to have no legs due to the photo angle. Successor to Monorail Cat.
91	[[/folder]]
92
93	[[folder: Groups, Organizations, Other]]
94	!The Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh
95	Secret society of small kitties making sure that the world stays adorable. Like ''Film/FightClub'' [[DisSimile only without fighting]].
96	%%* EverythingsCuterWithKittens
97	* ImTakingHerHomeWithMe: Guarenteed, you '''will''' have this reaction to them.
98	* {{Moe}}:[[invoked]] Their society's conditions require members to be this. Small, adorable, and must be adorable while doing something that is decidedly not cute. Like barfing.
99	* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: Their whole shtick.
100	[[/folder]]
101
102	[[folder: Real Cats Memes]]
103	Real cats that frequently show up on the Cheezburger site/in the memes, as well as other places online:
104	!Grumpy Cat
105	Real name Tardar Sauce, has a type of feline dwarfism. Known for being even grumpier than Serious Cat. Hates everything. Stars in her own move, ''Film/GrumpyCatsWorstChristmasEver''.
106
107	* PerpetualFrowner: In her case, it's just her facial anatomy.
108
109	!Colonel Meow: Also known for grumpiness, due to his expression.
110	* PerpetualFrowner
111
112	!Lil Bub
113	Female cat known for her distinctive face and perma-kitten appearance due to a genetic mutation.

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