Line #471 Characters/GroupOfWeirdos


1	The characters of the fan fiction ''Group of Weirdos'' by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs.
2
3	[[foldercontrol]]
4
5	[[folder:The Links]]
6
7	!'''Link (Hero of Time)'''
8
9	->''"One moment, we need to climb up to my house so I can get a cheese sandwich."''
10
11	The protagonist of the series...unfortunately. He is the ''definition'' of TooDumbToLive. While he is a moderately good fighter (he is the Hero of Time after all), everybody he meets seems to forget that and only care about his stupidity.
12
13	* AdaptationalDumbass: The canonical Hero of Time was certainly no idiot.
14	* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: With a heavy focus on the "shiny".
15	* BewareTheNiceOnes: He's tougher than he looks and acts. Nobody cares though.
16	* ButtMonkey: Mostly due to his own stupidity.
17	* CloudCuckooLander
18	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Many, ''many'' times. One example is thinking something's wrong with the flaming, burning, smoking Death Mountain because it looks ''a few inches shorter''.
19	* {{Determinator}}: Has shades of this. [[spoiler: In Twilight Princess, as the golden wolf, he does NOT give up on trying to get the TP Link to howl with him.]]
20	* DreadfulMusician: His skills with his Ocarina are lacking.
21	* DumbassHasAPoint: Fire isn't solid. Painful though it is to walk through, there's no reason to treat it as an impassable wall worth solving puzzles over.
22	* {{Flanderization}}: He only starts off a bit dumb and quickly turns into an IdiotHero who walks through fire traps and gets his head stuck in an empty bottle. Somewhat reversed in Majora's Mask, where he begins to develop decent combat skill over time. He's still a moron, just skilled enough to pull his own weight in battle.
23	* GoodIsDumb
24	* HeadbuttingHeroes: Is this with practically everyone who joins him, though they tend to headbutt more than him.
25	* IdiotHero
26	* InsaneTrollLogic: He thinks blue fire will melt red ice to create a purple puddle of water. It's actually green.
27	* LetsGetDangerous: Very rarely, but he does show his fighting skill when he needs to.
28	* NiceJobBreakingItHero: He gives Bongo-Bongo his dropped saw, allowing him to escape the well. He also calls him ugly, causing Bongo-Bongo to try and kill Link seven years later.
29	* OneSteveLimit: He and Twilight Princess-era Link share the same name. This confuses Volvagia when he meets the latter in the Goron Mines.
30	* OutOfCharacterMoment: He refers to a "pit" as an "abyss" at one point. Everyone around him freaks out at him using a word like that.
31	** He has DumbassHasAPoint moments a few times, such as questioning why a shield was in a graveyard.
32	--> '''Morpha''': Stop using words longer than one syllable. It freaks me out.
33	* RedOniBlueOni: Red, to Navi/Tatl's blue.
34	* RhymesOnADime:
35	--> "Think, Link! Hey, that rhymes! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! Hey, that rhymes too! I'm so good I could...shlood."
36	* SarcasmBlind
37	* SkilledButNaive: And stupid, and annoying, and easily distracted...
38	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: He mentions a love of pizza every now and then.
39	* [[spoiler: YourHeadAsplode: Hinted by Volvagia to be the cause of his death.]]
40
41	!'''Link (Hero of Twilight)'''
42
43	->''"Waaait a minute...I know where this is going. You're using my desire to be human again to'' make ''me go on this journey to save the other spirits, aren't you? Don't you disappear on me! Answer the question!"''
44
45	Rather than the IdiotHero from Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask, this Link is somewhat different. He's more sarcastic and lazy, as well as being hated by seemingly everything, aside from the bosses (except [[{{Jerkass}} Gyorg]] obviously).
46
47	* AllWorkVsAllPlay: The "all play" against the "all work" of Midna and the spirits.
48	* AnimalsHateHim: Every single animal he runs across seems to have some reason to dislike him. Lampshaded commonly.
49	* ButtMonkey
50	* BrilliantButLazy: Not exactly "brilliant", but he is the Chosen One, regardless of whether he likes it or not.
51	* CatchPhrase: "THIS IS/WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA!"
52	* DeadpanSnarker
53	* DesignatedHero: In-universe example; it's ''him'' who wonders why he's the hero.
54	* TheDragAlong: Midna practically has to ''force'' him along.
55	* GoodIsNotNice
56	* IAmWho: He doesn't know he's a hero, and he's not happy when he learns that he is.
57	* {{Jerkass}}
58	** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He doesn't seem to be a complete jerk; he just gets annoyed by the others' antics often. He also has shown concern for the others at times when they get attacked.
59	* OnlySaneMan: Double subverted. He hears voices, but this is basically confirmed to be from Majora's Mask, not his insanity. Everyone else thinks he's crazy for responding to them though, since they can't hear them. Until Majora begins speaking to everyone instead of just Link.
60	* PoliteVillainsRudeHeroes: So far, considering how Diababa acts, and how he acts, this trope is likely to be played straight for quite a while. Zant's and Ganondorf's calm demeanors cement this.
61	* RedOniBlueOni: Believe it or not, blue. This contrasts Midna's red.
62	* RefusalOfTheCall: Attempts this and fails.
63	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: He tries to abandon his role as a hero once or twice and return to the village. However, it never works out.
64	* TookALevelInJerkass: Subverted, as this is not actually the Link from the last two installments. He is still a bigger jerk than the last one though.
65
66	[[/folder]]
67
68	[[folder:Partners]]
69
70	!'''Navi'''
71
72	->''"I'm back, and I brought the moron!"''
73
74	Link's ExpositionFairy. A very reluctant one. She quickly grows fed up at Link's stupidity, leaving at the end of the Ocarina of Time series. [[spoiler: She is rediscovered in Ikana Canyon in Majora's Mask, where she was trapped in a jar. She rejoins Link alongside Tatl.]]
75
76	* BeleagueredAssistant
77	* TheBusCameBack: [[spoiler:Unlike in the actual game.]]
78	* ExpositionFairy
79	* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Fairy]]
80
81	!'''Tatl'''
82
83	-> ''"I'm the common sense of this journey and the one who laughs at everyone when they fail."''
84
85	Link's second ExpositionFairy, who's even more reluctant to join him than Navi. Being forced to hang out with Link and co. is causing her to slowly lose her sanity.
86
87	* BreakTheCutie: When the time eventually comes to face Majora she's pretty much snapped and developed a HairTriggerTemper.
88	--> '''Tatl''': No. More. MASKS. HEAR ME?
89	* ExpositionFairy
90	* {{Expy}}: Of Navi, even moreso than in the games.
91
92	!'''Midna'''
93
94	Not a fairy, but accompanies the newest Link on his journey through Twilight Princess.
95
96	* ExpositionFairy: Not really a fairy, but still fits this role.
97	* {{Jerkass}}
98	* RedOniBlueOni: Red, to TP Link's blue.
99
100	[[/folder]]
101
102	[[folder:Ocarina of Time Bosses]]
103
104	!'''Gohma'''
105
106	->''"That was pointless."''
107
108	Link's first Heel Face Turned boss partner. Gohma is the primary DeadpanSnarker and will eat just about anything they come across that's annoying.
109
110	* ActionGirl: She's one of the more competent fighters in the group.
111	* BigCreepyCrawlies
112	* BigEater
113	* DeadpanSnarker
114	* HeelFaceTurn: Her reason is being forced to surrender, accompanying them out of the Great Deku Tree, and continuing to follow them. By the time anyone questions this, she's already become ingrained in the group.
115	* InvisibleAnatomy: Lacks a visible mouth.
116	* TheLancer: The first boss to join Link, and the one who clashes with him the most, but also the one he can rely on the most.
117	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pie, according to her BossSubtitles.
118
119	!'''King Dodongo'''
120
121	->''"These things have money in them? Link, we must open them all! NO EXCEPTIONS."''
122
123	A giant Dodongo who does not like being called "Kingy". He loves money and runs Dodongo's Tavern, which is eventually sold to Gibdos.
124
125	* TheBigGuy: Splits this role with Barinade. King Dodongo is less skilled in combat than Barinade, but has more out-of-battle uses due to his money and people skills.
126	* BigNo: [[spoiler:After Volvagia bribes Sharp into flooding Dodongo's Tavern.]]
127	* GeniusBruiser: Finances, naturally, are his strongest point.
128	* {{Greed}}
129	* HeelFaceTurn: Subverted; he wasn't very bad to begin with. After hearing about their quest, he decided it sounded fun.
130	* MrViceGuy: Relative to the other bosses, he's probably one of the nicer ones. But nothing will come between him and money, even if he has to fight his own allies for it.
131	* TheUnfought: Subverted. He ''does'' get battled, but ''not'' when expected. [[spoiler:When they try to take money from him to pay for the Biggoron Sword, he begins fighting them off.]]
132
133	!'''Barinade'''
134
135	->''"I AM BARINADE!"''
136
137	A...thing who uses electricity. Barinade feels the urge to yell "I AM BARINADE!" whenever fighting, adventuring, or even for no reason at all. He eventually gets the Megaton Hammer, which becomes his weapon of choice.
138
139	* BerserkButton: Taking his Megaton Hammer. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Doing so even made him refer to himself in first person without adding on "BARINADE".]]
140	* TheBigGuy: Splits this role with King Dodongo. Barinade is more skilled in battle due to his flexibility, more manageable size, and hammer.
141	* CompanionCube: The Megaton Hammer.
142	* HeelFaceTurn: Same as Gohma.
143	* {{Hentai}}: [[HairTriggerTemper Zelda]] angrily refers to him as a "Japanese tentacle fantasy".
144	* InvisibleAnatomy: Like Gohma he lacks a visible mouth.
145	* LargeHam
146	* ShockAndAwe
147	* ThirdPersonPerson: At times. Even when he does use "I", he almost always follows it up with "BARINADE".
148
149	!'''Phantom Ganon'''
150
151	->''"Why is it called a pair of pants if there's only one?"''
152
153	Ganondorf's lookalike minion, he's one of the more level-headed members of the group.
154
155	* HeelFaceTurn: Link (accidentally) saves him from Ganondorf banishing him; Phantom decides that he owes Link his life.
156	* LosingYourHead / PullingYourselfTogether: A few times.
157	* OnlySaneMan
158	* TheSmartGuy
159	* TennisBoss: He has a tendency to engage his enemies in this once they reflect his projectiles. He's not very good at it, but he gets better, eventually [[spoiler:holding out and defeating the ''real'' Ganondorf at it.]]
160
161	!'''Volvagia'''
162
163	->''"That's what you get when you say my casseroles suck ass!"''
164
165	The evil dragon from Goron legends, he has a lifelong rivalry with King Dodongo.
166
167	* HeelFaceTurn: They trick him into thinking Ganondorf has betrayed him; when he finally confronts Ganondorf about it, Ganondorf decides to betray him for real.
168	* PlayingWithFire
169	* TheRival: To Kingy.
170	* SatelliteCharacter: Volvagia gets plenty of screentime and has personality, but the only real ''defining'' trait of his is that he hates King Dodongo, aside from occasionally being...
171	* TheSociopath: Moreso than most of the other bosses, anyway.
172	* SuperNotDrowningSkills: Inexplicably, he's capable of breathing underwater, something he himself forgot about until preparations for the Water Temple.
173
174	!'''Morpha'''
175
176	->''"I AM NOT A PET!"''
177
178	Giant bouncy ball, self-proclaimed god of water, eternal ButtMonkey, Barinade's secondary weapon.
179
180	* AGodAmI
181	* ButtMonkey
182	* DreadfulMusician: Morpha's singing is beyond dreadful.
183	* FastballSpecial: There's times when Morpha is generally referred to as a ''weapon'', not a ''teammate''.
184	* HeelFaceTurn: He gets dragged along after surrendering, and stays with the intention of showing the rest of the group how powerful he is.
185	* IneffectualSympatheticVillain
186	* MakingASplash: The few times Morpha actually gets to ''use'' his hydrokinesis, it proves to be very powerful. Such as the time he turned puddle from Link spilling a water bottle into a DeadlyDisc to slice up a Stalfos with.
187	* TheNapoleon
188	* SmallNameBigEgo: And unlike Barinade he doesn't have the brawn (Or brain, for that matter) to back it up.
189	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Milk, to an extent.
190
191	!'''Bongo Bongo'''
192
193	->''"Ugly, am I? Well, I'll show you ugly! When I'm done with you you'll just be a hideous crunched up pile of flesh!"''
194
195	A creature that had been trapped in the bottom of the well, he escapes thanks to Link's stupidity. He doesn't like to be called ugly.
196
197	* BerserkButton: Being called ugly. Needless to say, Link [[TooDumbToLive calling him ugly]] becomes a RunningGag.
198	* BewareTheNiceOnes: After mellowing out a lot during Majora's Mask, it's easy to forget that he can and will kill Link anytime he wants to.
199	** [[spoiler:It's been heavily hinted that he's the reason ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' Link is dead.]]
200	* HeelFaceTurn: Not affiliated with Ganon, and has nothing better to do anyway.
201	* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: The malicious intent is on the "friends", not the "Zoidberg", though. Ganondorf labels the amassed bosses as vile traitors, but amends the statement for Bongo Bongo since he isn't one of his ex-minions.
202	* OnlySaneMan: He shares this role with Phantom Ganon in Majora's Mask.
203
204	!'''Twinrova'''
205
206	->''"Koume and Kotake's Double Dynamite Attack!"''
207
208	Ganondorf's surrogate mothers. Koume has fire powers and Kotake has ice powers. After Ocarina of Time, they open a potion shop in Termina before rejoining Link.
209
210	* FusionDance: Their Twinrova form.
211	* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: They pretend to join the heroes, but it's actually a trick! Except then Ganondorf insults them and they decide he needs to be punished.
212	* AnIcePerson: Kotake.
213	* MadLibsCatchPhrase: Kotake becomes enthralled with gathering the 15 fairies in each dungeon in ''Majora's Mask'', and gleefully announces "[X] down, [15-X] to go!" with every fairy she bags, X being the fairies found so far. EVERY time. Tatl is quickly driven insane by this.
214	* PlayingWithFire: Koume.
215	* [[RamblingOldManMonologue Rambling Old Women Dialogue]]
216	* SeniorSleepCycle
217
218	!'''Ganondorf'''
219
220	->''"Oh well, I just need you now, kid. Then I can get the Triforce and gain an easier and more efficient way to clean all of my clothes!"''
221
222	The villain of Ocarina of Time. This evil man wishes to use the power of the Triforce to grant himself a new laundry machine. After being defeated, the future Ganon is sealed away until Wind Waker while the past one escapes and follows Link to Termina, where he reluctantly joins his team. After that, he's arrested again until Twilight Princess.
223
224	* BigBad: Of ''Ocarina of Time'' and ''Twilight Princess''.
225	* CharacterDevelopment: Is surprisingly lax in ''Twilight Princess'' compared to his previous anger and fanatacism. He even chides Zant for being too serious and constantly offers him dessert.
226	* EvilVersusOblivion: In ''Majora's Mask''.
227	* HeelFaceTurn: Yep, even the big man himself joins Link's team in ''Majora's Mask''. His motivation is to get closer to Link to try and steal the Ocarina of Time, but after a while also realizes that if he doesn't save the world there will be no world to take over.
228	* HeroicBSOD: He suffers one after a time paradox results in him having four mothers instead of two. [[spoiler: He gets better in time for the final fight against Majora.]]
229	* TheLancer: In ''Majora's Mask''.
230	* ThePigpen: He seems to think he's this, since his laundry machine is broken.
231	* VillainsOutShopping: Plenty of times.
232
233	[[/folder]]
234
235	[[folder:Majora's Mask Bosses]]
236
237	!'''Odolwa'''
238
239	->''"Every notable force in history has had a leader. That's why I'm here. I'm going to make us part of history! We'll go down in the books as the Odolwa Army, the small group that managed to save the world! I, being the leader, will be the most well known."''
240
241	A jungle warrior who guards the first Giant. He seems to be able to read the game's script, and gets amusement out of bothering Gyorg.
242
243	* TheBigGuy
244	* TheChewToy: After taking over as leader. Once he gives it back to Link he seems to become normal again (Relatively speaking).
245	* CompanionCube: The Gossip Stone he finds toward the end. Somewhat subverted, since the Gossip Stone in question is in fact alive (And friendly).
246	* FourthWallObserver: To a degree.
247	* HealingFactor: He also survives very obviously fatal injuries such as dismemberment and cranial impalement.
248	* HeelFaceTurn: Being forced to surrender, and not having very strong ties to Majora anyway.
249	* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why Did It Have to Be Ghosts?]]
250
251	!'''Goht'''
252
253	->''"I am known to those that desire names as Goht."''
254
255	A robotic goat/bull guarding the second Giant. It's actually a she despite the beard...
256
257	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Not usually the case, but her processors get scrambled briefly by the industrial magnets in the Goron Mines, resulting in this.
258	* TheComicallySerious
259	* DoesNotCompute: A few times. Most notably when travelling back in time resulted in Goht fighting a copy of herself, much to the latter's perplexion.
260	* [[GirlsWithMoustaches Girls with Beards]]: Justified, since Goht is technically a machine anyway, and the beard is just part of the design.
261	* HeelFaceTurn: Goht's programmed to guard the second Giant. Once she fails at that, she has no reason to oppose Link and is intrigued by the group.
262	* NoWaterproofingInTheFuture: She does not take kindly to water getting into her circuitry, though she doesn't short out as easily as most examples.
263	* RoboSpeak: Downplayed. Goht is capable of relatively normal speech, though she'll provide robotic analyses of situations, and has robotic error messages.
264	* SamusIsAGirl: To the extent that a machine can be, anyway.
265	* TheSmartGuy
266
267	!'''Gyorg'''
268
269	->''"Your mother sucks cocks in hell."''
270
271	A fish who once guarded the third Giant. Unlike the other bosses he remains fully loyal to Majora, going so far as to turn the final battle into a (very misbalanced) DualBoss of sorts.
272
273	* ClusterFBomb: Usually when he's angry, [[HairTriggerTemper which is quite often.]]
274	* {{Determinator}}: Proves to be very resilient in his boss battle, continuing to fight even after having an arrow lodged in his eye and being slashed up and battered around, and dragging himself up out of the water just to keep going at them.
275	--> '''Gyorg''': You're all dead! I'll fucking slaughter each and every one of you!
276	* TheDragAlong: Literally.
277	* HeelFaceTurn: Averted big time. Whenever he gets the chance to attack Link again, he takes it with glee.
278	* KillItWithFire: His weakness, causing him to shrink to a more manageable size.
279	* RecurringBoss: In addition to his actual boss battle, he's also briefly fought in the sequence leading up to Majora after Link stupidly brings him into water, and again as backup during the actual fight with Majora.
280	* SirSwearsALot
281	* TerrifiedOfGerms: [[spoiler:As revealed when Odowla uses the Mask of Truth to read his mind.]]
282	* UndyingLoyalty: To Majora, though as shown in the "battle" against the Skull Kid he will not hesitate to yell at and threaten his master if he feels he's mistreated.
283
284	!'''Igos Du Ikana'''
285
286	->''"I don't know if you believe yourself witty or you're just stupid, but it means nothing in a battle of arms."''
287
288	King of Ikana. He can't do much as just a floating head, but he does have some authority...
289
290	* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Even though he's only a floating ghost head, he was able to [[spoiler:make an [[ImplacableMan Iron Knuckle]] kill itself by exploiting his authority over it]].
291	* BreathWeapon
292	* DetachmentCombat
293	* HeelFaceTurn: He wasn't really all that evil to begin with, but he accompanies Link to defeat Twinmold due to the ravaging of Ikana.
294	* NiceGuy: Compared to the rest of the bosses.
295
296	!'''Twinmold'''
297
298	->'''Red''': ''"Fuck that place and everything it stands for!"''
299	->'''Blue''': ''"Your capacity for indifference, this time toward the destruction of a pollution spewing industrial complex never ceases to astound me."''
300
301	Two utterly massive sandworms that guard the fourth Giant. Having them on your side makes you rather powerful... usually.
302
303	* AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever
304	* FirstTimeFeeling: Even many years later, [[spoiler:Red Twinmold is still freaked out by and dismayed about having hands]].
305	* ForcedTransformation: [[spoiler:Both get turned into fairies by Majora.]]
306	* HeelFaceTurn: After seeing that Skull Kid has doomed them just like everyone else.
307	* RedOniBlueOni: They're both pretty insane, but the red more than the blue.
308	* SandWorm
309
310	!'''Skull Kid'''
311
312	->''"What ocarina? There's no ocarina, not this time, nope, not at all."''
313
314	The forest kid who stole Majora's Mask, setting the game in motion. He's really not all that bad, but the mask is affecting him.
315
316	* DreadfulMusician: Just playing one note on the Ocarina is enough to make people's ears bleed.
317	* ThePigpen: He hasn't bathed since gaining the mask, as Link finds out in an uncomfortable hug after the final battle.
318	* UnwittingPawn: Ultimately, the Skull Kid was little more than a host for Majora's Mask.
319
320	!'''Majora'''
321
322	->''"FINALLY! It's time for the'' real ''show tall white and handsome. Good guys versus bad guys, dark versus light, sword versus whip. Are you ready to rumble?"''
323
324	An evil mask, it intends to crush Termina under a moon. It serves as the villain of Majora's Mask. Like how Ganondorf was the first to join Link in Majora's Mask, Majora is the first to join Link in Twilight Princess.
325
326	* AmbiguousGender: Gets lampshaded even. Link decides it's female, but the story still refers to it as an "it". Majora itself simply claims it has no gender.
327	* AndIMustScream: Long after being defeated, Twilight Princess seems to suggest the mask is still alive, but incapable of action outside of communicating with its holder. It doesn't seem to be bothered too much, snarking at the new hero's misadventures.
328	* BerserkButton: In Twilight Princess, no amount of insults or physical abuse anger it or even perturb it, instead provoking laughter or advice on how to hurt more. However, it admits that the Hero's Shade (The spirit of the Link that defeated him) pisses him off.
329	* BigBad: Of Majora's Mask, obviously.
330	* DeadpanSnarker: Mainly in Twilight Princess.
331	* TheGadfly: Majora has barbs for everyone and everything, and takes delight in making outrageous suggestions or mean-spirited jokes.
332	* HeelFaceTurn: Averted, for the most part. It's much more lax in Twilight Princess, and is fully aware it isn't the center stage villain any more, so it just trolls Link to entertain itself.
333	* RetiredMonster: In Twilight Princess. All it can really do any more is rest comfortably in Link's bag and snark at people or give them cynical advice.
334	** Subverted when it's able to conjure up a sandstorm just to mess with Link, suggesting it still has ''some'' power, even if it lacks motivation to do much.
335
336	[[/folder]]
337
338	[[folder:Twilight Princess Bosses]]
339
340	!'''Diababa'''
341
342	->''"Oh, right, you humans have this weird connotation with kissing. Man, you guys are screwed up, perverted weirdos."''
343
344	The first boss to join TP Link; she is energetic and extremely protective of plants and vegetation.
345
346	* CatchPhrase: "...Hi."
347	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
348	* FaceOfAThug: She's probably the nicest of any of the bosses in the series, being one of the few bosses to not indiscriminately kill or eat humans, but she's also one of the ugliest.
349	* GenkiGirl
350	* GreenThumb
351	* HeelFaceTurn: She starts following Link after the battle, due to being enamoured with Link, quite possibly [[{{Squick}} in a romantic way]].
352	* TeamMom: She's very protective and nurturing of her teammates, especially Link.
353	* OlderThanTheyLook: Subverted:
354	--> '''Link''': "I'm seventeen, or eighteen maybe. It depends who you ask."
355	--> '''Diababa''': "Pff, might as well be a newborn. I'm ninety-six! ...Okay, that's a lie."
356	* SamusIsAGirl
357	* StalkerWithACrush: Possibly; it's hinted that she has a crush on Link, and her actual "joining" him appears to be simply following him around after their battle. Even if it isn't this, it's...
358	* StalkerWithoutACrush: In the friendly, if not very annoying, sense.
359
360	!'''Fyrus'''
361
362	->''"FYRUS SMASH!"''
363
364	The second boss to join TP Link. He's very large and loud and often breaks or burns things without meaning to.
365
366	* AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever: He's ''huge''.
367	* DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength: When he tries to help Link, he usually makes the situation worse, or solves it but injures Link in the process.
368	* DumbMuscle
369	* HeelFaceTurn: It's not too hard to convince him, just be nice to him and he follows you like a gigantic, fiery puppy.
370	* HulkSpeak: Played around with. On rare occasion, despite his sentences lacking in articles or grammatical structure, the few existing words are fairly lengthy or complex, or convey an intelligent concept despite the ineloquence.
371	* ImprobableWeaponUser: Uses a chunk of the Bridge of Eldin as a weapon. Until Stallord breaks it.
372	* LargeHam: He picks up some of this from Barinade.
373	* OddFriendship: With Barinade. Barinade found someone who feeds his ego, and Fyrus found someone who can shout loudly.
374	* PlayingWithFire
375	* ThirdPersonPerson: He has been shown to actually be ''physically incapable'' of referring to himself in first person. Whenever someone tries to get him to refer to himself as "I", he screws it up. He even has trouble saying "eye", instead substituting "ocular organ" or other more elaborate synonyms.
376
377	!'''Morpheel'''
378
379	->''"MY MIGHT IS THE PLAN! HAHAHAHAHA!"''
380
381	Morpha from the first two fics, returned as Morpheel. Though introduced as a massive eel-like monster, his eye is separated from his giant body by Majora, and from that point on his disembodied eye follows the group around. His personality remains pretty much the same from before.
382
383	* AGodAmI
384	* ButtMonkey
385	* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: He usually fails at whatever he does, but after Link gets significantly weakened when fighting Stallord, he [[LetsGetDangerous takes the Spinner and defeats Stallord himself]] with no help from the others.
386	* HeelFaceTurn: Because he's used to it.
387	* HereWeGoAgain: Thinks this when he realizes he's about to be dragged on ''another'' adventure.
388	* LaughingMad: While fighting Stallord.
389	* TheBusCameBack: The first - and so far only - boss from either of the first two fics to permanently join TP Link.
390	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Milk, again. Expanded on more here, where he practically kills Link trying to steal his glass of milk.
391
392	!'''Stallord'''
393
394	->''"...Sure, why not, I've got time to kill people!"''
395
396	A skeleton who loves to kill. He's also surprisingly cheery and a bit of a jokester, particularly to [[ButtMonkey Link]].
397
398	* AxCrazy: And it creeps the hell out of Link.
399	* BewareTheNiceOnes: He's usually rather kind, though he playfully insults or annoys the rest of the group on occasion. Despite this, he is probably the second-most deadly member of the team so far, only beaten by Fyrus.
400	* BloodKnight
401	* DeadpanSnarker: Example, while attempting to get into Hyrule Castle, which is blocked by a magical barrier:
402	--> '''Stallord''': What's the plan for getting in?
403	--> '''Diababa''': HELLO! WE WANT IN!
404	--> '''Stallord''': I think you're the smartest being I know.
405	--> '''Diababa''': [[SarcasmBlind Thank you!]]
406	* HeelFaceTurn: He was under Zant's control for the battle, so once freed he joins Link to revel in the bloodshed.
407	* OnlySaneMan: Obviously not entirely, but compared to the other bosses, he's more down-to-earth. Phantom Ganon and Link still beat him in this regard though.
408	* ShipTease: Diababa kisses him when she thinks he complimented her, and unlike Link he doesn't mind.
409	* TheSmartGuy: Shows traces of this by remarking how he analyzed the other members of the group's dialogue to discern their various personalities and figure out if they truly needed his help. (They did.)
410
411	!'''Blizzeta'''
412
413	Originally an out-of-control Yeta, after its defeat the icy remains split off from Yeta as its own separate entity.
414
415	* AnIcePerson: It's made of ice, of course.
416
417	!'''Zant'''
418
419	The primary antagonist of ''Twilight Princess'' before Ganondorf.
420
421	* AllWorkVsAllPlay: Unusually for this dynamic, Zant is the one who would rather just work even when his boss offers him relaxation or indulgence.
422
423	[[/folder]]
424
425	[[folder:Supporting Characters]]
426
427	!'''Zelda/Sheik (Ocarina of Time)'''
428
429	Princess Zelda herself. She is prone to violent fits at the drop of a hat. In the future, she dons a Sheikah disguise and shows up several times to aid Link.
430
431	* CruelAndUnusualDeath: Zelda thinks up some extremely disturbing threats when provoked.
432	* HairTriggerTemper
433	* {{Ninja}}: Sheik.
434
435	!'''Great Deku Tree'''
436
437	The large, sapient tree looking over Kokiri Village. His infestation by Gohma sets Link's quest into action. Despite Link's efforts to rid him of the parasite, he dies from excessive alcohol consumption.
438
439	* TheAlcoholic
440	* ToiletHumour: Gohma takes up residence in his ass.
441	* WeHardlyKnewYe: Like in the game, he dies pretty early. Though this is due to alcohol poisoning, not Gohma.
442
443	!'''Saria'''
444
445	One of Link's childhood friends, and later the Forest Sage. Whenever Link mocks the Fairy Ocarina, whether she's in earshot or not, she winds up flinging something at Link via catapault.
446
447	* MyNewGiftIsLame: Link doesn't think much of the Fairy Ocarina.
448
449	!'''Kaepora Gaebora'''
450
451	A wise old owl who serves as an exposition source and in-game tutorial. Beyond that, he serves to antagonize Link and his party to a degree, being rather mocking and tiresome.
452
453	* AscendedExtra: He has a much larger role in the Majora's Mask fanfic than the actual game. Heck, same could apply to Ocarina of Time, though he's not technically an extra in that game.
454	** He even returns for Twilight Princess, despite not appearing in that game at all.
455	* BerserkButton: Being called Kae Gae or any other sort of nickname, though he prefers it over Kilogram[[note]]Kaepora Gaebora -> KG -> Kilogram[[/note]].
456	* DidntThinkThisThrough: A variation; in Twilight Princess, when he goes to give his usual exposition to [[ItMakesSenseInContext Diababa and Stallord]], he doesn't plan his whole speech since he's used to being interrupted. Since Diababa and Stallord are some of the more polite members of the group, they don't interrupt him, and when he runs out of things to say he has to think up something quick.
457	* MrExposition: Lampshaded:
458	--> "I am here to tell you pointless babble."
459
460	!'''Ingo'''
461
462	A ranchhand. He doesn't play a large role in the story, but he's essentially a walking joke, being on the receiving end of Link's antics.
463
464	* AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever: Doesn't actually happen, but at one point when Link is speculating about what could be hidden in the Sacred Realm he suggests a giant Ingo.
465	* HumiliationConga: Hoo boy.
466
467	!'''The Unkillable Tektite'''
468
469	For whatever reason, a random Tektite encountered on Death Mountain refused to die no matter how much of a beating Link and Gohma gave it. It continued to show up throughout Link's quest, as unkillable as ever.
470
471	* EatenAlive: Gohma seems to stop it by just eating it, but it survives even that. Volvagia does it later, as well.
472	* {{Immortality}}: Nobody knows why.
473	* ImplacableMan
474	* RecurringTraveler: Link encounters it a few times, even in areas where Tektites are not native and have no reason to be.
475
476	!'''Ruto'''
477
478	The princess of the Zoras and Sage of Water. Link first meets her inside Jabu Jabu. Her culture dictates that handing over the Zora's Sapphire means she's engaged to its recipient, but Navi is the one to retrieve the Sapphire, complicating things.
479
480	* PsychoLesbian: Since Navi took the Zora's Sapphire from her, she considers herself legally engaged to Navi, and nothing will stop her from fulfilling that engagement.
481
482	!'''Jabu Jabu'''
483
484	The lord of the Zora people. He eats Link and his entourage, and inside they find a dungeon, Ruto, and BARINADE.
485
486	* BizarreAlienBiology: One thing to Lampshade numerous times within the dungeon that is his stomach.
487	* FlatCharacter: Like in the original game, he doesn't really do much except sit there and be a dungeon.
488	* TheVoiceless
489	* WombLevel
490
491	!'''Rauru'''
492
493	The Sage of Light. He is the first person Link meets after waking up seven years after drawing the Master Sword.
494
495	* BuffySpeak: When trying to explain how to seal Ganon away to the other sages, he slips into this, either because he just wants to get it done now, or because he himself doesn't even understand how it works.
496	* NiceGuy: Subverted. He is ''very'' patient with Link when he wakes up. After it turns out Link hadn't caught a single word of his speech, he finally gives in and coldly wishes a painful death upon him.
497
498	!'''Epona'''
499
500	Link's horse, who is stubborn every step of the way when it comes to carrying Link.
501
502	* AnimalsHateHim: She hates Link.
503
504	!'''Gate'''
505
506	Saria's fairy companion. He briefly joins Link's party for the early part of the second half.
507
508	* AscendedExtra: Saria's unnamed fairy.
509	* ButtMonkey
510	* TheFriendNobodyLikes: NOBODY likes Gate, though Gate is entirely oblivious to this fact.
511	* SealedEvilInACan: [[spoiler:Not necessarily ''evil'', but he does get sealed away with Ganondorf at the end of Ocarina of Time, and no one is upset about it. Except Ganondorf.]]
512	* TalkativeLoon
513
514	!'''Lord Bulbo and King Bulbin'''
515
516	A recurring miniboss. King Bulbin rides into battle on Lord Bulbo, but the latter is seemingly the one in command, and the only one who speaks.
517
518	* BoisterousBruiser: Lord Bulbo.
519	* IncomingHam:
520	-->'''Lord Bulbo''': WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DICKHOLES DOING IN THE HOUSE OF KING BULBIN AND LORD BULBO?
521	* NoIndoorVoice: Lord Bulbo SPEAKS ENTIRELY IN ALLCAPS.
522	* RecurringBoss
523	* SapientSteed: In fact, Lord Bulbo is possibly more sapient than King Bulbin.
524	* SirSwearsALot: Lord Bulbo has even more foul a mouth than Gyorg.
525	* TheVoiceless: King Bulbin does not speak (At least, not yet. He ''is'' the TropeNamer for IFightForTheStrongestSide, after all).
526
527	[[/folder]]
528

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