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| 4 | * ANaziByAnyOtherName: The evasive reactions of any wizards post-''Sourcery'' to inquiries about what they were doing during the Second Mage War parodies the stereotype of older Germans regarding their activities in WWII. The only exceptions are Ponder (who was a student), Ridcully (who, unlike all the other wizards, really ''was'' visiting family far away), the Librarian (who was firmly against it), and Rincewind (who was directly involved in stopping it and knows who was doing what - which is part of why none of the other wizards are particularly eager to see him back). |
| 5 | * BadassDecay: In the early years of the Discworld saga, the Wizards were beings of great power and great ego to go with it. Over time they evolved into being narrow-minded dodderers whose hobbies are squabbling and huge dinners. It’s heavily implied that this was carried out InUniverse in the aftermath of ''Sourcery'', when magical activities nearly brought about the end of the Discworld, with the most powerful and ruthless of the senior wizards dying during the brief Mage War, and the survivors finding that academic squabbling was much less stressful and much more fun. However, thanks to Ponder's innovations and their other explorations in {{Magitek}} and 'Quantum', in some ways they've actually become more powerful - though not politically. |
| 6 | * BewareTheSillyOnes: The entire reason the university exists is to keep them fat, happy, and distracted. ''Sourcery'' graphically demonstrates what happens when they aren't, and even when much of those events are subject to CosmicRetcon, Vimes muses that the wizards parade in ''Jingo'' is a way of reminding people that they used to rule the city. Even in the present, the arrangement between the city and the university is one of careful balance (e.g. the city never asks them to pay taxes, but accepts charitable contributions from the university that just so happen to add up to the precise sum they would pay in taxes). |
| 7 | * CelibateHero: A mix of reasons, mainly age and the fact being able to perform magic apparently makes sex seem kind of dull, but also to prevent any Sourcerers coming about. However, it is repeatedly indicated that most wizards have some vestigial sex drive, such as Rincewind's fairly normal sex drive, the Senior Wrangler's fixation on Mrs Whitlow, the Dean's occasionally expressed annoyance on having missed out on that part of his youth, and Ridcully's holding a torch for [[spoiler: ''Granny Weatherwax'']] of all people. "The Sea and Little Fishes" does specify that wizards can marry if they give up wizardry, and Bengo Macarona in ''Literature/UnseenAcademicals'' has quite a sexual history - although it's [[StraightGay unlikely to lead to any sourcerers]]. |
| 8 | * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Most of the wizards are known only by their titles, with only a few of them being able to be addressed by their full names. The point was that a wizard's name could be used in magic to do terrible things to them, but in later years this degenerated (possibly deliberately) into the Faculty being unable to remember their own names. |
| 9 | * HatOfAuthority: One of the main qualities that make up a Discworld wizard is a proper wizard hat. Even Rincewind in ''The Last Continent'' takes good care of his hat, fixing it with pieces of his robe and throwing a major fuss when it gets briefly stolen. |
| 10 | -> A wizard without a hat wasn’t anyone, just a sad man with a strange taste in clothes. |
| 11 | * HatOfPower: The Archchancellor's Hat exemplifies this, being both a literal example, and sentient, thanks to a couple of thousand years being worn by previous Archchancellors. Ridcully observes that he refuses to wear it because it always complains about how good things used to be - and apparently every Archchancellor before him has lodged the exact same complaint. However, as ''Sourcery'' demonstrates, it is also the receptacle of a couple of thousand years of knowledge of wizards who rose to the top via KlingonPromotion, making it incredibly dangerous in its own right - it's entirely able to take a hand in things if it feels the need, it's willing to freeze people alive if they don't comply, and on the right head, powerful enough to go toe to toe with the Sourcerer. |
| 12 | * KlingonPromotion: How the early wizards operated. Getting higher up on the food chain only worked via Dead Men's Pointy Shoes. Ridcully brought an end to this by being unkillable, and the other wizards giving up. |
| 13 | -->'''Chair:''' ''(on Ridcully)'' I certainly wouldn't want anyone to think I'm advocating a return to the bad old days, but once upon a time we used to kill wizards like him.\ |
| 14 | '''Dean:''' Yes, but we used to kill wizards like ''us'', Chair. |
| 15 | * LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain: The events of ''Sourcery'' are under a blanket ban. Any wizard who might've been involved swears blind they were visiting relatives at the time, save Ridcully, who actually ''was'' visiting relatives at the time. And the Librarian, who wasn't involved, but just says, "ook." It's why none of them are particularly eager to see Rincewind again. |
| 16 | * LimitedAdvancementOpportunities: The reason for the tradition of KlingonPromotion is that by tradition, the number of wizards of any given rank is fixed. Which means that no matter how good a wizard might be, the only way to get promoted from level X to level X+1 is for someone at level X+1 to die or be promoted to X+2, creating an opening at level X+1 for them to fill. After a while people got tired of waiting for openings to occur naturally, leading to habitual KlingonPromotion - though after Ridcully ended up in charge, this died out, largely because Ridcully himself was functionally unkillable. |
| 17 | * ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: |
| 18 | ** A deliberately invoked example for pretty much all of them, save the Librarian and Ridcully (and even Ridcully's idea of what his job entails is sketchy). Despite theoretically being university staff, none of them are ever actually seen working. Indeed, the idea of teaching students (or indeed, having students ''at all'') is treated with horror and revulsion. Of course, the purpose of the Unseen University is to keep wizards fat and distracted. |
| 19 | ** Relating to the above, the general stance wizards have towards magic is to ''never'' use it unless it is deemed ''absolutely'' necessary. A major reason is rampant use of magic weakens the fabric of reality locally, which among other things can lead to things from other dimensions seeping through and leave the immediate surroundings a barren wasteland for generations. |
| 20 | * PoliticallyIncorrectHero: One of the ''Science of Discworld'' novels describes that as "chauvinists to a man", though this comes out as them being extremely polite to any woman they meet. The possible exceptions to this are Ridcully (who actually has some understanding of what women are like), the Librarian (probably, though he's chivalrous to a fault), and Rincewind, the main exception, since he has no ''specific'' prejudice against anyone. |
| 21 | * WeAreStrugglingTogether: The traditional plural of "wizard" is "war". Even when they're not trying to kill one another, they will pedantically bicker and argue incessantly. Getting them pointing in the same direction is itself a major achievement. |
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| 24 | [[folder:Rincewind]] |
| 25 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/josh_kirby_rincewind.jpeg]] |
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| 27 | ->''Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.'' |
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| 29 | A cynical, cowardly, and incompetent wizard[[note]](That is, 'one who follows the profession of wizardry', not 'one who actually casts spells or does anything magical')[[/note]] who frequently finds himself unwittingly thrust into situations where he must save the day. Rincewind has raised "running away" to an art form: he has the soul of a wizard and the body of a long-distance sprinter. One of the Discworld's greatest heroes, although he would vastly prefer not to be. Accompanied by an [[HeroicComedicSociopath ill-tempered and overprotective]] [[NonHumanSidekick sentient suitcase]] known as 'the Luggage'. |
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| 31 | * ActionSurvivor: He'd rather be an Inaction Enjoyer but [[CosmicPlaything somehow it never works that way.]] He's very good at surviving dangerous events, usually by running away. |
| 32 | * BadassOnPaper: His list of accomplishments is long and illustrious, but most of them were incidental to ignobly running away from something scarier. |
| 33 | * BadassUnintentional: He just wants to lead a boring life, but has to keep fighting off monsters and saving the world. |
| 34 | -->'''Rincewind:''' I do not wish to volunteer, sir. |
| 35 | -->'''Vetinari:''' No one was asking you to. |
| 36 | -->'''Rincewind:''' Oh, but they will, sir, they will. Someone will say: hey, that Rincewind fella, he's the adventurous sort... And then I'll run away, and probably hide in a crate somewhere that'll be loaded on to the flying machine in any case... Or there'll be a whole string of accidents that end up causing the same thing. Trust me, sir, [[GenreSavvy I know how my life works]]. |
| 37 | --> -- ''Literature/TheLastHero'' |
| 38 | * BerserkButton: Like many wiz(z)ards, touching his hat is one of the only ways to make him forget his "violence will only make my situation worse" motto. |
| 39 | -->'''Mad the Dwarf:''' You did this to people just because they stole your ''hat''?! What do you do if they spit in your eye, blow up the country? |
| 40 | ** He also seems to have a cynicism-fuelled contempt for ideologies that preach 'better to die than violate my principles', given a short but vehement rant in ''Literature/InterestingTimes'' on how a person only has one life but can pick up a new cause at any street corner. |
| 41 | * BewareTheNiceOnes: Nice may be a stretch, but let's put it this way: Trymon was a sociopathic bureaucrat who wanted to make the Discworld as dead inside as himself and who was possessed by an EldritchAbomination from the Dungeon Dimensions that wanted to make the entire universe even deader than that. His/their/its climactic battle with Rincewind was a bloody (ichorous?), NightmareFuel-laden orgy of violence-with Trymon on the receiving end! |
| 42 | * BlessedWithSuck: Having the Lady favor you means your life is a continuous chain of ''almost'' dying horribly. |
| 43 | * BornLucky: Lady Luck loves him. [[CosmicPlaything Fate, on the other hand...]] |
| 44 | * ButtMonkey: Nothing really seems to go right for him. |
| 45 | * CelibateHero: Although there are a few hints he's had sex a couple of times, all wizards are ''officially'' celibate. [[note]]Long story short, the eighth son of an eighth son is automatically a wizard, as are all of his sons, [[RuleOfThree the eighth]] of whom will be not just a wizard but a [[PersonOfMassDestruction sourcerer]].[[/note]] Even beyond the rules, however, Rincewind is particularly confused when it comes to sex, thanks to an incident in ''Literature/InterestingTimes'' that leaves him with a Pavlovian association between arousal and potatoes. FootnoteFever in the same volume notes that, eventually, Rincewind will get some therapy involving a pretty woman, a huge plate of potatoes, and a big stick with a nail in it that will cure him of this. Until then, he basically starts thinking about how much he wants potatoes whenever he would normally get aroused. |
| 46 | * ChewToy: His constant ButtMonkey state is kept amusing because as even he has realized by now, he will always be saved from death or serious injury. |
| 47 | -->"Somewhere in the world, he reasoned, there was someone who was on the other end of the see-saw, a kind of mirror Rincewind whose life was a succession of wonderful events. He hoped to meet him one day, preferably while holding some sort of weapon." |
| 48 | * TheChosenOne: Spoofed. The spells in the Octavo chose Rincewind as the host for the Eighth Spell precisely because they knew he was good at surviving. Rincewind is disheartened to learn this. |
| 49 | * CityMouse: As a Morporkian born and bred, Rincewind is completely at odds in the wild. So naturally, events conspire to keep him far away from cities. |
| 50 | * ClassicalAntiHero: Rincewind would be the first one to admit he's no good in a fight, hopeless with magic and a complete coward. In the first book this arguably reaches to him being a NominalHero, and he slightly improves from there. His most noble characteristic is a streak of selflessness, which leads to oddly heartwarming moments when he is trying to convince others that a good cause is ''not'' worth dying for and everyone should run away instead. |
| 51 | * CosmicPlaything: Oh dear god, ''yes''. Apparently his Lifetimer is so warped that not only does ''Death'' have no idea how or when Rincewind will meet his end, his mere ''presence'' in a situation renders its outcome unreadable. Death keeps Rincewind's Timer on his desk as a curiosity and a conversation piece. |
| 52 | -->'''War''': Odd person.\ |
| 53 | '''Death''': [[AC:With him here, even uncertainty is uncertain. And I'm not sure even about that.]] |
| 54 | ** Also literally, he's the player piece for The Lady in the games between gods. |
| 55 | * CombatPragmatist: Because he is not much good at all as a fighter, Rincewind will use {{Improvised Weapon}}s and {{Groin Attack}}s to survive whatever situation he finds himself in. |
| 56 | * CowardlyLion: When push comes to very hard shove, he can be surprisingly brave, most dramatically shown at the climax of ''Sourcery'' when, in order he took on: a 10 year old planetary scale RealityWarper with a tendency to treat magic as a very terminal game of conkers, said reality warper's evil SpiritAdvisor father in an indestructible staff who control's his son through brutal physical and emotional abuse and can control his magic, and the Things from the Dungeon Dimensions, buying Coin, the RealityWarper whose powers were now very much worse than useless, a chance to escape and seal the hole behind him. All of that, with a half-brick in a sock. Of course, he hates every minute of it. |
| 57 | * CripplingOverspecialization: For a while anyway. He accidentally learned one of the eight most powerful spells to ever exist, but it took up so much room in his head that it left him unable to learn any ''other'' spells. It's gone now, but he's still not much of a mage. |
| 58 | * DeadpanSnarker: Given that he lives in a WorldOfSnark, this is obligatory. In the video games, he has a sarcastic comment about everything and anything. |
| 59 | * DemotedToExtra: In some books, such as "Mort", he has a smaller role than the first books. This is much to his relief. Now he wants nothing more to live a boring life, since boredom is preferable to the excitement he's been subjected to. |
| 60 | * DeterminedDefeatist: In his later appearances, especially ''Literature/TheLastHero'', he will reluctantly go on adventures despite saying that nothing will go right the whole way, because he knows he will have to go anyway. |
| 61 | * DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: With a half brick. In a sock. |
| 62 | ** Earlier than that, he [[spoiler: punched out a OneWingedAngel Trymon.]] Though to be fair, that was less intentional and more panicking and flailing in his general direction. |
| 63 | * DisneyDeath: [[spoiler:At the end of ''Literature/TheColourOfMagic'', he and Twoflower are thrown off the edge of the Disc to their presumed death. In ''Literature/TheLightFantastic'', the Octavo uses the Change spell across the entire universe to save Rincewind, or more accurately, the spell he has trapped inside his head.]] |
| 64 | * TheDragAlong: All the adventures he is pulled into are against his will. See quote above. |
| 65 | ** There is a partial exception in ''The Last Hero'', where he volunteers for the adventure... solely because he knows this trope would kick in if he didn't. |
| 66 | * {{Expy}}: Of Cugel the Clever from Jack Vance's ''Literature/DyingEarth'' series, though without Cugel's enormous ego. |
| 67 | * TheFriendNobodyLikes: Rincewind doesn’t have many friends. Partly it’s because of his pessimistic attitude, partly because of his status as a shit-hitting-fan magnet. The only real friends he’s got are the Luggage, the Librarian, Twoflower, Cohen and his cousin Bill; everyone else, at best tolerates him, at least as much as they need him for some terrible purpose. Despite this, [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold he's not so bad when one gets to know him]]. |
| 68 | * FragileSpeedster: Not superhumanly fast, perhaps, but he can, and ''has,'' outrun most people and a fair number of creatures on the Disc. And even a few people and creatures in and from other dimensions. He has literally outrun Death on his horse, partly from luck and partly from savvy. Being all too aware of the "fragile" part just seems to lend extra speed. |
| 69 | * GeniusDitz: Inept at wizardry he may be, but he's actually a man of surprisingly many talents, and not ''all'' of them involves running away. Not only does he have an incredible gift for languages, he's also a decent cook (at least if we discount his late-night, drunken experiments with cooking), and he has a knack for getting the ''exact'' right idea at the ''exact'' right time. Due to his ability to survive life in Unseen University, he also knows psychological warfare inside out and can become quite cunning in the right situation. However, this usually only occurs when running is no longer an option. |
| 70 | * GoForTheEye: In his fight with the possessed Trymon, he not only gouges its eye out, but reaches right on past it and grabs a fistful of the slushy nastiness as of a cloven sunfish behind. |
| 71 | * GotVolunteered: How he got the title of Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography in the first place. The wizards wanted someone to explore their Roundworld project, and Rincewind was just hanging around as the Librarian's assistant. He then got dragged up in front of Ridcully and told he was being given a new job. Which he couldn't refuse and couldn't resign from. Since it ended up mostly involving categorising rocks, he didn't really mind. |
| 72 | * GuileHero: It's most obvious in ''Literature/InterestingTimes'', when he devastates the Agatean forces' morale with deception and rumour. |
| 73 | * HighHopesZeroTalent: Rincewind is a Wizard. He possesses the ability to see octarine, Death will show up to collect him personally (assuming he gets the chance, given Rincewind's Rube Goldberg lifetimer), he will ''in theory'' know when he's going to die (although he might have built up a resistance to it after years of assuming it every day), and so on. The only aspect of a wizard he ''lacks'' is the ability to actually do magic in any meaningful way at all. Outside of very abnormal situations, such as the Eighth Great Spell messing with him or a Sourcerer on the loose, the only magic he's mastered is the ability to make himself disappear, usually with the aid of the magic words "oh shit oh shit oh shit I'm going to die" and [[ImpactSilhouette more likely than not leaving a Rincewind-shaped hole in the door]]. In one book it is observed that the average magical ability of the human race will actually go ''up'' after he dies. During ''Interesting Times'', he ruminates on the fact that while he is hopeless as a wizard, he thinks he lacks any skills for any other kind of profession as well (or at least the kind he'd want to take on). |
| 74 | * IncrediblyLameFun: After being made Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography, he spends his free time sorting the previous incumbent's collection of samples (I.E.: rocks). Since this is in no way dangerous, Rincewind's having the time of his life. |
| 75 | * IneptMage: Rincewind ''is'' actually a wizard-- he can see octarine (the colour of magic) and perceive Death's presence -- but he is almost completely inept at casting spells. Initially, he couldn't use magic because one of the Octavo's eight spells was taking up all the room his mind had for spellcasting. After ''The Light Fantastic'', the Octavo spell is gone... but he still isn't much of a mage. Not counting a brief spate of power in ''Sourcery'' when magical energy was grounding through any wizard it could find, he's only ever successfully cast two spells (one to save the Discworld, and [[MundaneMadeAwesome one to open a lock]].) |
| 76 | * InsistentTerminology: |
| 77 | ** Rincewind defines himself as a wizard, never mind his lack of magical talent. |
| 78 | ** Later on, when he's given an honorary (read: having no actual authority) professorship, he insists that people call him ''Professor'' Rincewind. It may be a meaningless title, but it's ''his'' meaningless title. |
| 79 | * InvincibleIncompetent: He is noted for trying to run away from the plot action (though sometimes, very, very reluctantly, running into it, as in ''Sourcery'' - probably because he'd recognised that there was no other place TO run), yet invariably winning somehow. |
| 80 | * InVinoVeritas: In ''Literature/TheLastContinent'' and ''Literature/{{Sourcery}}'' his personality pretty much inverts itself after a few beers. |
| 81 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He's sarcastic and can be a bit mean-spirited, and is a self-proclaimed coward. On top of that, he's suspicious, not overly friendly and has a preference for stability and predictability. Beneath all that, however, he's a decent person and is not as selfish as he pretends to be. |
| 82 | * KidWithTheLeash: Sort of. The Luggage follows his instructions at least a little bit, but mostly just acts according to [[HeroicComedicSociopath its own Luggagey, mysterious, and usually violent whims]]. |
| 83 | * LovableCoward: He started out as a DirtyCoward, but his decent qualities have gradually grown to outweigh his earlier greed and treachery. |
| 84 | * MiseryTrigger: His reaction to being forced into the hero role is invariably one of existential misery and angst. |
| 85 | * MissingMom: Rincewind has repeatedly claimed, to the bewilderment of all, that his mother ''ran away before he was born''.[[note]] Which ''could'' mean that she ran away while pregnant, returned in the middle of the night for long enough to [[DoorstepBaby abandon him on his father's doorstep]] and then fled again, but this explanation hasn't been brought up in the books.[[/note]] |
| 86 | * MistakenForRacist: Rincewind was apparently at one point certain that he was a racist, but this is only because [[ComicallyMissingThePoint he believes the word means]] someone who is good at running. After he found out the real meaning, he was equally certain that he was not one, since people of pretty much every race and species had tried to kill him. |
| 87 | * MysteriousPast: Some details of his own childhood are a mystery even to him. He's reasonably certain he ''had'' parents at some point, but can scarcely remember anything about them (the implication is that Mr and Mrs. Presumably Rincewind weren't exactly attentive and loving parents). |
| 88 | * NiceGuy: Nice is stretching it a little, but he definitely develops into someone decent while growing out of his DirtyCoward stage -- and is none too happy about it, because, dammit, it means he has a ''conscience'' that sometimes stops him from running away even when that's clearly the smart thing to do. |
| 89 | * NominalHero: He started off as one, being a coward who wants to run away from the plot that demands heroic action of him but gradually he [[CharacterDevelopment mellows]] into a KnightInSourArmor. |
| 90 | * NonActionGuy: Unless that action is 'run away at the first opportunity'. In early books he occasionally used hand-to-hand combat when he absolutely ''had'' to but "violence only makes the situation worse." |
| 91 | %%%* NonActionSnarker |
| 92 | * {{Omniglot}}: He does have a legitimate talent for languages (that's what Twoflower originally hired him for) but his particular speciality is screaming for help. |
| 93 | -->Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. -- ''Literature/InterestingTimes'' |
| 94 | * OnlyOneName: Once he mentions that he doesn't know whether he has a first name. |
| 95 | * OnlySaneMan: He and Ponder Stibbons alternate in this role in later books, with Ponder providing the high-level rationality Rincewind lacks and Rincewind making up for Ponder's occasional descent into MadScience. |
| 96 | * ParentalAbandonment: He knows nothing about his parents. At one point, he claims that his mother ran away before he was born. This is brought up every now and then to widespread confusion. |
| 97 | * PinballProtagonist: Most of his adventures involve him being thrown around various Discworld provinces/eras, without his consent. His last adventure in ''Literature/TheLastHero'' subverts this with him volunteering to go, only because he feels he'll get dragged into it anyway. |
| 98 | * ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: While this is the case for ''all'' the UU faculty, Rincewind's the only one who has it invoked. Part of the deal of his being made a professor is that he is never, under any circumstances, to try and teach anyone. Which, since Rincewind doesn't ''want'' to teach anyone, works out nicely. |
| 99 | * PoliticallyIncorrectHero: Sort of... to explain; Rincewind holds no particular malice against any specific type of people, provided they aren't engaged in trying to kill him. That said, he has a bit of Ankh-Morpork's usual xenophobia in him. When faced with apparent death in ''Interesting Times'', it shows up when he's internally indignant at the idea of being made to bow to a ''foreigner''. This is PlayedForLaughs, because Rincewind being Rincewind, he immediately bows and scrapes and does whatever is appropriate to keep him alive on instinct. Later, when faced with Lord Hong and abasing himself, the latter notes mildly that he appreciates the additional trembling. |
| 100 | * PunchClockHero: In ''Interesting Times'' he muses that even saving the world probably doesn't count as heroism if you're thinking, "This time I'm ''really'' going to die!" |
| 101 | * RightPlaceRightTimeWrongReason: As the favoured of The Lady ([[AnthropomorphicPersonification Luck]]), this is pretty much Rincewind's way of life. He's saved the Disc several times over, mostly by running for his life and stumbling into the [[EvilPlan villain's plans]]. You can count the amount of times he acted bravely on purpose on one hand. |
| 102 | * ScrewThisImOutOfHere: His default reaction to anything, especially if it looks like he's about to be volunteered for something, is to run like Hell. |
| 103 | * SecretKeeper: In a way. He's the only one who knows the Librarian's real name -- and he's not telling, [[TongueTied mainly because the Librarian threatened bodily harm on him if he did.]] He was also carrier of one of the Octavo spells for many years until it freed itself at the end of ''The Light Fantastic''. |
| 104 | * SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers: Somewhat common in Discworld, especially with him. The guy would be so obviously right in his cynicism... but Twoflower would come out fine anyway, leaving him looking like an idiot. |
| 105 | * TheSoCalledCoward: He ''wants'' to be a DirtyCoward, but his own decency keeps him from it. He considers this a serious character flaw in himself. He got better after the events of 'The Light Fantastic'. |
| 106 | ** In ''Sourcery'', he goes to confront the Sourcerer, his wizardly followers, and more specifically, his domineering, abusive SpiritAdvisor father who goads him into evil acts. Since said Sourcerer, Coin, is essentially an omnipotent 10 year old who treats wizardry as a terminal game of conkers, his followers have no problem conquering the world (mostly) and are vastly empowered by Coin, and his ghostly father can control his vast RealityWarper powers, this is basically suicide. Oh, and then the Things from the Dungeon Dimensions, which Rincewind holds off to allow Coin to escape. Especially since all Rincewind has is a half-brick in a sock. The reasoning is possibly that there was nowhere else to run, but it's still impressive. |
| 107 | ** In ''Unseen Academicals'', there is a moment where it looks like a battle between wizards is going to erupt. The last time this happened, Rincewind stopped it with a half-brick-in-a-sock. In the hall, after the tensions have calmed down, he is seen putting his sock back on. |
| 108 | * ThrowTheDogABone: His promotion to JustForFun/{{Egregious}} Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography, however, seems to have taken, and he's more or less managed to work his way into the Unseen University faculty CastHerd. |
| 109 | ** As of ''The Science of Discworld III'', Rincewind has been appointed to ''twenty-one'' different faculty positions, all of which involve little to no actual work, and even less prestige. |
| 110 | ** ''Literature/RaisingSteam'' mentions that he's doing some research on the pharmaceutical properties of plants in the Netherglades. |
| 111 | * TookALevelInKindness: From ''The Light Fantastic'' onwards, he is not quite as selfish and cowardly as he formerly was but is still very good at running away and would prefer to do so. |
| 112 | * TrademarkFavoriteFood: He likes potatoes. He [[{{Fetish}} really likes potatoes]]. |
| 113 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: By ''The Science of Discworld'' book 2, he's been given a variety of titles that the university doesn't want or need, but for whatever reason can't get rid of. By the next, he's up to twenty-one. The upshot is that, since the university porter assigns buckets of coal by how many titles a wizard has on their door, Rincewind has a limitless supply of the stuff. |
| 114 | * UnluckilyLucky: He is The Lady's favourite... which is a very bad place to be. He stumbles into so much disaster while running ''away'' from more disaster that only the TheoryOfNarrativeCausality embodied has kept him alive for so long. In fact, in [[Literature/TheLastHero one story]] he accepts to join a MagnificentBastard scheme by someone who called him the (un)luckiest bastard he's ever met before even being told what it is; this is because he's GenreSavvy enough by now to know that if he declined and walked (and then ran) as far away from the scheme as he could, the scheme and its potential collateral damage would ''still'' find him. |
| 115 | -->'''Rincewind:''' [[GenreSavvy I've been living my life for a long time. I know how it works.]] |
| 116 | * UnnecessaryTimePrecision: |
| 117 | ** ''Literature/InterestingTimes'': Rincewind asks Cohen the Barbarian how old he is. What century is it? Ninety to 95 years. |
| 118 | ** ''Literature/{{Sourcery}}'': While Rincewind is an IneptMage, he's had his fair share of adventures. When he meets Nijel, a rather unimpressive BarbarianHero, he thinks he's found kinship with him. Spending too long away from civilization is bad for one's notion of time, after all. Nijel has only been three days on the road, making his earlier question of what year it is unneeded. |
| 119 | --->'''Rincewind:''' Exactly how long have you been a barbarian hero?\ |
| 120 | '''Nijel the Destroyer:''' Er. What year is this?\ |
| 121 | '''Rincewind:''' Out on the road, then? Lost track of time? I know how it is. This is the year of the Hyena.\ |
| 122 | '''Nijel:''' Oh, in that case about... about three days. |
| 123 | * UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: He is introduced this way in the very first book, attempting to con Twoflower out of his gold, and genuinely willing to abandon his allies to their fates when danger threatens. ''Literature/TheLightFantastic'' begins his CharacterDevelopment into TheSoCalledCoward. |
| 124 | * WizardBeard: He has "the scrubby kind of beard that looks like the kind of beard worn by people who weren't cut out by nature to be beard wearers." |
| 125 | * WordOfGay: While Rincewind is demonstrated on multiple occasions to be attracted to women, Pratchett, in a deliberate [[TakeThat swipe against]] Creator/JKRowling, remarked: |
| 126 | -->"Rincewind would like to announce that he is gay. Since he never gets any, it really doesn't make much difference which any he doesn't get, and at least he might get a brief reputation for social awareness. |
| 127 | * YankTheDogsChain: Whenever he escapes danger or some scheme he is yanked back in by some improbable circumstance. Eventually this ends after ''The Last Continent'', after which he becomes the Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography, which doesn't require him to actually ''do'' anything other than catalogue his predecessor's rock collection and act as a kind of coal mine canary/bad-luck lightning rod (though ''Raising Steam'' and its companion book mention that he's studying plants and animals in the Netherglades). |
| 128 | |
| 129 | [[/folder]] |
| 130 | |
| 131 | [[folder:Galder Weatherwax]] |
| 132 | |
| 133 | ->''Early in the morning? My dear lad, you will need to stay up all night [to get the better of me].'' |
| 134 | |
| 135 | Galder Weatherwax is the {{Deuteragonist}} of ''Literature/TheLightFantastic'' and the first of the Weatherwax family we are introduced to. He is Archchancellor at the Unseen University. He is the only wizard who seems to protest [[BigBad Trymon]]'s presence. He is killed by the Luggage a quarter of the way through the story, leaving Trymon unopposed. |
| 136 | ---- |
| 137 | * CallBack: He's nodded to in ''Literature/LordsAndLadies'' when Ridcully mentions to Granny that a Weatherwax was Archchancellor a few years back. According to her, she was vaguely aware of it, but he was a distant cousin who she didn't really know. |
| 138 | * {{Deuteragonist}}: He's the main protagonist of the Unseen University storyline of ''Literature/TheLightFantastic''. |
| 139 | * DecoyProtagonist: Despite being the {{Deuteragonist}} of the second novel, he is killed a third of the way through the book. |
| 140 | * DroppedABridgeOnHim: He was EatenAlive by the Luggage, offscreen at that. |
| 141 | * KilledOffscreen: His death is only realised when Trymon comes to to find an empty room with the Luggage sitting in the centre. |
| 142 | * LargeHam: He enjoys doing all the dramatic speeches and proclamations of wizarding rites, and gets miffed when the other wizards and Death refuse to play along. |
| 143 | * WizardDuel: Begins one with Trymon after a failed assassination attempt from the latter. |
| 144 | [[/folder]] |
| 145 | |
| 146 | [[folder:The Librarian]] |
| 147 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/thelibrarian.jpg]] |
| 148 | |
| 149 | ->''Oook.'' |
| 150 | |
| 151 | Librarian at Unseen University. Originally known as Dr. Horace Worblehat before the events that made him a mon... ''ape''. He was turned into an orangutan in ''The Light Fantastic'', and has outright refused to be turned back. This is because of the many advantages his new form offers, including increased agility and strength (and with a name like Worblehat, you can imagine he gets more respect as an orangutan than he ever did as a human). |
| 152 | ---- |
| 153 | * {{Animorphism}}: Although he could be changed back to human form, he likes being an orangutan and has taken many precautions to prevent that from happening. |
| 154 | * ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Whenever the books list reasons the Librarian doesn't want to be turned back into a human, it goes something like "strength, agility, long limbs that allow him to climb around the bookshelves with ease, and being able to scratch himself in public without anyone complaining". |
| 155 | * AscendedExtra: Started as a one-off joke. Now makes an appearance in pretty much anything set in Ankh-Morpork. The Librarian has been in more Discworld books than any other character except Death. |
| 156 | * BadassBookworm: He might look like a 300-pound sack, but remember that it's filled with muscle. Not for no reason is he a Special Constable as well. |
| 157 | * BerserkButton: |
| 158 | ** He really hates being called a monkey. Or even just hearing the word, regardless of context. If you're very lucky, and he likes you, you'll get a warning before you complete the word. If you're not, pain will ensue. Even if you're a fully grown troll. |
| 159 | ** He won't tolerate open flames in the Library. If you're lucky you'll only get your cigarette confiscated and eaten, and if you're not he'll attempt to unscrew your head from your torso. |
| 160 | * TheCameo: Often appears in one just long enough for someone to say the M-Word and set him off. |
| 161 | * CharacterCatchphrase: He's an orangutan, so he can't really speak English. He just says "Ook". Most people seem able to pick up his meaning regardless. Sometimes he also says "Eek!" when offended or annoyed. |
| 162 | * CursedWithAwesome: Not only does he have the specified benefits of being an orangutan, but he also gained the ability to read even the most cursed books that are said to drive a man mad from glancing at it, because he's not [[NoManOfWomanBorn technically]] a ''man'' anymore. |
| 163 | * EruditeOrangutan: Technically a man who was turned into an orangutan, but he definitely counts. |
| 164 | * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Mostly because he's gone out of his way to make sure that his name is nowhere in any of the records, in case someone wanted to use it to change him back. |
| 165 | * GeniusBruiser: A supremely gifted librarian (which, in this setting, means a highly literate RealityWarper) in the body of a large and immensely strong ape who can (and does) rip off limbs when offended. |
| 166 | * IAmNotWeasel: Not to keep harping on this, but there's a certain word you should not use to refer to him. |
| 167 | * InsistentTerminology: He is an ape and he will insist ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown very firmly]]'' that he be called one, not a monkey. |
| 168 | * IntelligibleUnintelligible: He only communicates through "ook"s and the occasional "eek." Despite this, few characters seem to have any trouble understanding him after a little time to acclimate. |
| 169 | ** Lampshaded in ''Moving Pictures'', when the Bursar tried to explain about the Librarian to the newly-appointed Archchancellor Ridcully: |
| 170 | -->'''Ridcully:''' No life for a man, bein' a monkey.\ |
| 171 | '''Bursar:''' ''Ape,'' Archchancellor. And he seems to prefer it, I'm afraid.\ |
| 172 | '''Ridcully:''' How d'yer know? Speaks, does he?\ |
| 173 | '''Bursar:''' ...He says "oook", Archchancellor.\ |
| 174 | '''Ridcully:''' And what's that mean?\ |
| 175 | '''Bursar:''' Means "no", Archchancellor.\ |
| 176 | '''Ridcully:''' And how does he say "yes", then?\ |
| 177 | '''Bursar:''' Er... "Oook", Archchancellor.\ |
| 178 | '''Ridcully:''' That was the same oook as the other oook!\ |
| 179 | '''Bursar:''' Oh, no. No. I assure you. There's a different inflection... I mean, when you get used to... I suppose we've just got into the way of understanding him, Archchancellor... |
| 180 | * KeepingTheHandicap: He has steadfastly refused and/or sabotaged any attempts to change him back to human, because [[CursedWithAwesome he's found his new orangutan body beneficial to his job]]. To name a few examples, climbing bookshelves is much easier with feet that can grasp like hands, and being a 300-pound ape who can pick people up by their ankles and bang their heads against the floor tends to encourage library patrons to be quieter and be more careful with the books. |
| 181 | * TheMindIsAPlaythingOfTheBody: Still retains a great deal of human intelligence, but he acts on ape instinct and identifies more solidly as an orangutan. |
| 182 | * NeckSnap: On occasions he finds himself in a serious fight one of his favorite techniques is to grab opponents by the head and twist until something gives. |
| 183 | * NoManOfWomanBorn: The [[TomeOfEldritchLore grimoires]] in the Library are full of ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow, not Things ''Ape'' Was Not Meant To Know. An orangutan can read them with no problem, beyond a mild headache. The same goes for the glamour-effect that elves rely upon to cow humans into submission, and the arrows they use to control people (which just annoy him). |
| 184 | * OddFriendship: He and Rincewind became pals during the events of ''The Light Fantastic,'' and were co-workers until Rincewind was stranded in another dimension during ''Sourcery.'' When ''Interesting Times'' brought with it a demand for 'The Great Wizzard,' the Librarian was the only member of the staff who even remembered Rincewind and his misspelled hat. |
| 185 | * OnlySaneMan: The rest of the faculty is perpetually fumbling the SanityBall. The Librarian is the one who catches it. |
| 186 | * RealityWarper: Sort of. To be more precise, all libraries have reality-warping properties, and the Unseen University library more than most. He, meanwhile, is a good enough librarian to exploit them. |
| 187 | * RevelingInTheNewForm: Thoroughly enjoys his status as an orangutan, refusing to be turned back. It also helps that his new form gives him the ability to read cursed books that no [[NoManOfWomanBorn man]] can even look at. In ''Literature/TheLastContinent'', it's even discovered that he's gone out of his way to destroy any materials that could have been used to restore him to human form. |
| 188 | * ShownTheirWork: He's an orangutan, and orangutans are '''apes''', not monkeys[[note]]although the real taxonomy is [[https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/ more complex than that]][[/note]]. He feels [[BerserkButton VERY strongly]] about this distinction. And he doesn't have cheek flanges because despite being the only orangutan at Unseen University, he doesn't consider himself the dominant male - he's still a wizard as well as an ape, and Ridcully's senior to him. (Ridcully, for his part, insists he doesn't 'dominate' anyone, and ''stop staring at his cheeks!'') |
| 189 | * SpeechImpairedAnimal: He communicates only with "ook"s and "eek"s, but he perfectly understands human speech, and at least some of the wizards understand him. |
| 190 | * StableTimeLoop: The Librarian knows that L-space can be exploited to travel between libraries... or even the same library at two different points in time. However, in the interests of preventing the History section from becoming out-of-date, he only uses that ability in ways that won't alter the past, such as going back to read a copy of a stolen book so that he has some idea what the thieves wanted with it. |
| 191 | * UnusuallyUninterestingSight: It's gotten to the point where people just habitually ignore the 300-pound ape at the Mended Drum, and if someone told the Faculty that there was an orangutan wandering around the grounds, they'd probably go ask the Librarian if he'd seen it. |
| 192 | * WasOnceAMan: He was originally a wizard, but a magical accident turned him into an ape. He resisted any attempt to turn him back. |
| 193 | * WouldntHitAGirl: He beats up any man who calls him a monkey (or even utters the word in his presence) but when women do it (like Ginger in ''Moving Pictures'' or Agnes in ''Maskerade'') he expresses disapproval nonviolently. |
| 194 | ** Similarly, when Adora Belle Dearheart lights a cigarette in the library, he confiscates it. The Librarian's usual punishment for smoking in the Library is to try confiscating your head. It's possible that he has heard that Adora is more difficult than usual to direct violence against, though Moist attributes it to chivalry. |
| 195 | ** Has a non-female variation in ''Lords and Ladies'' - after KindheartedSimpleton Carter has been maliciously tricked by another character into addressing him with the M-word, everyone is cringing and waiting for the inevitable violent beatdown, but the Librarian realises what has happened and simply pats Carter gently on the head. Then later that night, he throws the actual prankster into the river. |
| 196 | [[/folder]] |
| 197 | |
| 198 | [[folder:The Archchancellor's Hat]] |
| 199 | |
| 200 | The symbol of authority for wizards across the Disc for two thousand years, its role and possession by two thousand years of [[TheArchmage arch-mages]] who had risen to the top of cut-throat wizarding politics has endowed it with sentience and [[HatOfPower significant power of its own]]. Normally, it just complains to its current wearer how good things used to be. As ''Sourcery'' shows, however, in extremis it can and will act on its own... |
| 201 | ---- |
| 202 | |
| 203 | * TheArchmage: Having been worn by the most dangerous examples of this on the Disc for two millennia means that it is now an incredibly condensed one in its own right, only requiring a host with magical potential to stalemate the Sourcerer himself. |
| 204 | * BadassBoast: When proclaiming its intent to challenge the Sourcerer. |
| 205 | -->''Wizardry has learned a few things in the last twenty centuries'' |
| 206 | * TheExtremistWasRight: While its proposed solution of pounding Coin and his supporters into paste with their own power didn't work out and was doing half the work of destroying the Disc, it is dead right in all its conclusions about where a Sourcerer will lead and why it cannot be allowed to continue. |
| 207 | * GoodCounterpart: For a very loose definition of good, to Ipslore, being a powerful spirit in a powerfully magical object with their own agenda and the ability to control their wearer/wielder. Of course, with the Hat, GoodIsNotNice, and [[GoodIsNotSoft it is most certainly not soft]]. |
| 208 | * HatOfPower: By itself, it's perfectly capable of contacting people from a long way away, and, say, freezing people it takes exception to alive. On the head of someone with magical potential, it is rivalled only by the Sourcerer, and uses his own power against him to hold him in a perfect stalemate during ''Sourcery''. |
| 209 | * MindControl: If you're stupid enough to put it on your head and it decides you suit its purposes, it can and will do this. It's not clear if powerful and trained wizards can resist this, since it's never otherwise mentioned that it can do this, but it has no problem controlling Abrim. |
| 210 | * NostalgiaFilter: According to Ridcully, its main topic of conversation in normal times is whinging about how everything used to be better, and his only comfort was that every Archchancellor for the last two millennia had had the same complaint. |
| 211 | * OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Normally, it just complains to the incumbent Archchancellor that things used to be better. In ''Sourcery'', it takes a direct hand in events, manipulating Conina into stealing it, Rincewind into helping it, and Abrim into putting it on, allowing it to challenge Coin directly. |
| 212 | * PhysicalGod: In ''Sourcery''. Being able to match Coin puts it well beyond the gods, all of whom Coin rather comfortably contains. |
| 213 | * RealityWarper: Standard for Discworld magical practitioners, but when in possession of Abrim and challenging Coin by using his own power against him, even the backlash of spells from twenty miles away has all kinds of random effects. |
| 214 | * WeakButSkilled: As it remarks, "wizardry has learned a few things in these last twenty centuries." While it isn't all that powerful by itself (though capable of using that power with murderous precision), in possession of a host it can match Coin and his empowered wizards by tapping into the same raw power that they're unleashing. |
| 215 | * WellIntentionedExtremist: During ''Sourcery''. It has no problem threatening Rincewind with being frozen to death, murdering anyone in its way, or performing a fairly horrible looking possession on Abrim, the Grand Vizier of Al Khali, but it's doing all of it because it correctly recognises that Coin (or, technically, the spirit of his domineering father that's manipulating him) is a lethal threat to the Disc and it intends to confront him. More to the point, it's just about the only thing that can. |
| 216 | * WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Its fate is initially unclear, but it's eventually confirmed that after this incident, Ridcully in particular did not trust it one bit, and made a hat of his own. |
| 217 | |
| 218 | [[/folder]] |
| 219 | |
| 220 | |
| 221 | [[folder:Mustrum Ridcully "the Brown"]] |
| 222 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mustrumridcully.jpg]] |
| 223 | |
| 224 | Arch-Chancellor of Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork's premiere WizardingSchool. Combines traits of the traditional wizard with that of the stereotype of the gruff, outgoing huntin'-and-sportin' British gentleman. Far from stupid, but very stubborn and set in his ways. His mind has been likened to a steam engine: powerful, but slow to start and stop, and almost impossible to steer. |
| 225 | |
| 226 | First seen in ''Literature/MovingPictures''- others filled the post before him. |
| 227 | ---- |
| 228 | * AssassinOutclassin: While not shown on page, he more or less single-handedly ended the Unseen University's tradition of KlingonPromotion by virtue of being unkillable. |
| 229 | * AsskickingLeadsToLeadership: While he was originally chosen to be Archchancellor because the other wizards thought he'd be a pushover, he remained in that position because he gets up at dawn, exercises, is handy with a bludgeon and they're all fat and lazy. It's stated that he once went a few rounds with Detritus the troll, and arm-wrestled the Librarian and 'lost, of course, but still had his arm.' |
| 230 | * AwesomeButImpractical: Ridcully's attitude towards magic (likely subconsciously learned from Granny Weatherwax). He's actually seriously powerful -- a fact which he [[ObfuscatingStupidity tends to keep hidden]] -- but in his experience if the eldritch horror born out of nightmare can't be taken down with [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu a couple of hearty thwacks from his staff]] (six feet of solid oak, wielded by a man strong enough to box a troll) it's probably immune to magic as well. |
| 231 | ** This doesn't stop him keeping a couple of subcritical spells in his pocket for good measure though. One never knows. |
| 232 | * BigEater: One of the more particular wizards in this regard, although the entire staff of Unseen University seems to have this trait, and with a compulsion to add condiments. |
| 233 | * BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce: Wow-wow sauce is a TrademarkFavoriteFood of his; it contains (among other things) scumble (itself a highly infamous GargleBlaster), [[MadeOfExplodium saltpeter and sulfur]], and protective gear is an important part of its preparation. It tends to explode when mixed with charcoal (not surprising, given that sulfur, saltpeter, and charcoal together make [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder black powder]]) or is allowed to age. One of Ridcully's relatives once had a cigar after dinner and, it is implied, exploded. Doubles as a HideousHangoverCure. |
| 234 | * BoisterousBruiser: Hands the size of dinner plates, the ability to go three rounds with Detritus, and a magically-reinforced staff. And he used to keep himself in shape by avoiding the assassination attempts by wizards trying to use the Dead Man's Shoes clause. |
| 235 | * CharacterCatchphrase: |
| 236 | ** ''"BURSAAAAR!"'' |
| 237 | ** "Well done, that man!" |
| 238 | * TheCharmer: He's actually very charming in "a twinkly-eyed sort of way" when he wants to be, enough to seriously surprise both Susan Sto-Helit and ''Granny Weatherwax''. |
| 239 | * ColorCodedWizardry: He's known as Ridcully the Brown (after [[Literature/TheHobbit Radagast the Brown]]). Subverted somewhat, though, as this turns out to be because he is a ''rowing'' brown, rather than a magical rank. |
| 240 | * CrazyPrepared: Mostly seen in his hat, which (despite being thoroughly un-magical, unlike the ''last'' Archchancellor's Hat) includes a miniature crossbow, a bottle of whisky and cup, fishing flies, a roll of oiled silk and four extendable legs allowing it to transform into a tent, little cupboards and pockets containing three days' iron rations, and a small spirit stove. |
| 241 | * CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Don't be fooled by the good-natured expression or the short attention span. There's a reason this man is Archchancellor of a University that acts as Ankh-Morpork's nuclear deterrent[[note]]Although it's less "we'll unleash the wizards on you and then you're screwed" and more "we'll unleash the wizards and then we're ALL going to be cleaning up this mess for the next half a century and don't you think that we won't be sending you the bill with interest!"[[/note]] . His mind has been compared to a locomotive: Slow to start and given to linear travel, but once it gets going there's not a whole lot that can stop it. In general, [[ObfuscatingStupidity he's much smarter than he pretends to be]]. |
| 242 | * DeadpanSnarker: It's not always obvious behind his boisterous demeanour, but he's got a strong enough snarky streak to out-snark Susan Sto-Helit. Given his faculty, this is probably required to stay sane. |
| 243 | * EgomaniacHunter: "Mustrum Ridcully did a lot for rare species. For one thing, he kept them rare." |
| 244 | * FriendToAllLivingThings: Subverted: That's what the faculty expected him to be like before he arrived, since Ridcully grew up in the mountains (his title at first appearance was Ridcully the Brown, in parody of Radagast from ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings''). As it turns out, [[EgomaniacHunter he only talks to the animals to say "Winged you, you bastard!"]] |
| 245 | * GeniusBruiser: He's a BoisterousBruiser capable of wrestling a troll, while also being a powerful wizard and hiding a deceptively sharp mind behind his ObfuscatingStupidity. |
| 246 | * GentlemanWizard: An interesting variation. Ridcully is less a riff on the genteel, urban gentleman, and more one on the no less gentlemanly but wildly different hearty, boisterous, hunting, fishing, shooting country squire. |
| 247 | * HypocriticalHeartwarming: No one is allowed to mistreat the wizards - that's ''his'' job, damnit! |
| 248 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Depending a little on who you ask. As the narration notes, he is not, by nature, an unkind man. Yes, he can be a right bastard to his subordinates, and is at least partially responsible for at least one major nervous breakdown, but he's not malicious. The evidence suggests that he didn't intend the Bursar's nervous breakdown, and sincerely attempted to help... unfortunately, his methods only exacerbated the problem. He's also known for being generally pleasant towards the common populace, more so than most Wizards. He's even on good terms with Sam Vimes, which is probably deserving of some kind of Mr. Congeniality award. |
| 249 | * JustSmileAndNod: His standard reaction to Ponder Stibbons. Unfortunately Ponder is now getting savvy enough to use it to his advantage (Ridcully is finding his name signed on things that he "agreed to") |
| 250 | * KlingonPromotion: He single-handedly stopped the tradition of this at Unseen University by being pretty much completely indestructible, but old habits die hard. Anyone who sees the need to, for example, awaken him suddenly in the middle of the night or barge into his room unannounced had better be good at ducking. |
| 251 | * KungFuWizard: Ridcully is an eighth level wizard, and the UU maintains a frog pond specifically to house people who have annoyed him one time too many. He is also a avid hunter and excellent marksman with a crossbow, as well as a quarterstaff fighter of some repute, to the point of winning a bout with a man half his age in Elizabethan England, when the quarterstaff was a weapon in common use. Oh, and he on one occasion went three rounds, bare-knuckle, against Detritus (who is famously big and strong, even for a troll) and came out none the worse for wear. And all of this when, at the very minimum, he's in his late 60s to early 70s. |
| 252 | * LargeHam: Most of his dialogue is "bellowed" or "roared". Fans occasionally compare him to Creator/BrianBlessed. |
| 253 | * ManipulativeBastard: very much so - although he's a leading power in ''Ankh-Morpork'', so what did you expect? |
| 254 | ** Unfortunately he is now being observed by a quick learner - Ponder Stibbons - who is taking notes. |
| 255 | * {{Metaphorgotten}}: Tends to be distracted by metaphors and similes, especially in conversations with Ponder Stibbons. (The other wizards are the same, but he's more prone to it.) |
| 256 | * NewMediaAreEvil: One of his beliefs. This being Discworld, he sometimes turns out to be right in a very literal, run-and-hide-from-the-new-media sense. |
| 257 | * NoIndoorVoice: Ridcully's favored method of management is bellowing at people until they deal with the problem. (Though granted, he has other tactics in his arsenal for when this fails.) |
| 258 | * NoOneGetsLeftBehind: Ridcully refuses to leave a fellow wizard in danger, even if they're a zombie (''Literature/ReaperMan'') or almost totally incompetent at wizardry (''Literature/InterestingTimes'', ''Literature/TheLastContinent'') |
| 259 | * NotAMorningPerson: Inverted, especially considering the habits of most wizards. "Ridcully was a morning person and, most unfairly, a late night person. Sometimes he went from one to the other without sleeping in-between." |
| 260 | * ObfuscatingStupidity: |
| 261 | ** Particularly noticeable in ''Lords and Ladies''. Ponder Stibbons tried to explain the concept of AlternateHistory, and Ridcully kept wandering off on tangents until Stibbons gave up. The next day, ''Ridcully'' explained the theory to Granny Weatherwax. He does, however, never quite grasp why he never gets invites to his alternates' weddings. |
| 262 | --> "Not for the first time, Ponder wondered if Ridcully was smarter than he looked. Which wouldn't be that hard." |
| 263 | ** Ponder eventually becomes an avid "Ridcully Watcher" and is now under no illusions whatsoever about Ridcully's intelligence... having finally realized that Ridcully's sidetracks and tangents are a way of testing whether or not he actually needs to pay attention (if someone is ''still'' trying to get through to him after five minutes, then it's probably important). This actually left him completely flat-footed in ''Unseen Academicals'' when Ridcully turned out to be ''actually'' clueless about something. |
| 264 | * OnlySaneMan: Depending on how you view the rest of his (frequently misplaced) faculty. Shares the title to varying degrees with Ponder and the Librarian. |
| 265 | * PapaWolf: Despite all their flaws, as a group or as individuals, Ridcully is strongly loyal and protective of his faculty. To wit, when the Librarian appears to have been poisoned: |
| 266 | -->"[I]f anyone has poisoned our Librarian, then, although I am not, by nature, a vindictive man, I will see to it that this university hunts down the poisoner by every thaumic, mystic and occult means available and makes the rest of their life not only as horrible as they can imagine it, but as horrible as I can imagine it. And you can depend on it, gentlemen, that I have already started work on it." |
| 267 | * SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Not his ''usual'' way of talking, but he does occasionally demonstrate that when it suits him he's perfectly capable of using big words and flowery language. Usually it's a sign of him turning on the charm. |
| 268 | * SiblingRivalry: His brother (implied by the UncannyFamilyResemblance in ''The Last Hero'' to be his twin brother) is the High Priest of Io and the ''de facto'' leader of the Ankh-Morpork religious hierarchy. They get along pretty well, which is rare between a priest and a wizard, though in public they pretend not to for the sake of their images among their respective peers. |
| 269 | * ShoutOut: To [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Radagast]]. He's referred to as "FriendToAllLivingThings" and his "wizard-colour-[[BuffySpeak thing]]" is Ridcully the Brown. Indeed, in ''Literature/ReaperMan'', a Radagast-type is quite explicitly exactly what the UU was expecting - someone unexciting and benign and easy to manipulate, who would steady the ship after a catastrophic few years and a high attrition rate of Arch-Chancellors. Instead, they got a BoisterousBruiser whose idea of [[SpeaksFluentAnimal speaking to the beasts of the field and forest]] was bellowed proclamations of, [[EgomaniacHunter "HAH! Winged you, you bastard!"]] |
| 270 | * SmarterThanYouLook: To go with the obfuscating. Shows up at one point in the first ''Science of Discworld''. He realizes Ponder would never have built a machine that could potentially blow up the universe without making damn sure it wouldn't first. And he's right. Ponder had actually turned it on earlier. |
| 271 | * SpringtimeForHitler: The reason he was elected as the Arch-Chancellor in the first place was that the elder wizards figured someone who had not been an active wizard for decades in favor of tending the family farm would be a complete pushover. Boy were they wrong. |
| 272 | * StoutStrength: Has the type of body shape that big University dinners create as a matter of course, but it turns out he ''started out'' large. A keen outdoorsman, avid hunter and fearsome martial artist (he boxes trolls for fun), and in pretty great overall shape. Official art depicts him as fairly barrel shaped, but more in the sense of a retired rugby player or power lifter who put fat on top of muscle, rather than the visibly sagging guts of all the other wizards who aren't Rincewind or Ponder. |
| 273 | * UnexpectedSuccessor: Had actually retired from wizardry before being elected Archchancellor, and he was chosen primarily because the fact that he had retired and gone back to his farm in the Ramtops meant that he had been totally uninvolved in the events of ''Literature/{{Sourcery}}''. |
| 274 | * UnluckyChildhoodFriend: To [[spoiler: ''Granny Weatherwax'']], believe it or not. He still harbours feelings for her after all this time. |
| 275 | * TheWorfEffect: His main purpose in some books (such as ''Reaper Man'', ''Lords and Ladies'', and ''Soul Music'') is to show that brute force and magical power aren't enough to defeat some of the menaces to the Discworld. |
| 276 | [[/folder]] |
| 277 | |
| 278 | [[folder:Ponder Stibbons]] |
| 279 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ponderstibbons.jpg]] |
| 280 | |
| 281 | One of the younger wizards at Unseen University - the youngest member of the University Council by multiple decades - who heads up the "new generation" of wizardry in the High Energy Magic department (read: physicists and nerds). Creator of the {{Magitek}} computer "Hex". His official title on the University Council and as a member of the Faculty is Reader in Invisible Writings. |
| 282 | |
| 283 | He's a cross between BeleagueredAssistant and HyperCompetentSidekick to Ridcully. Although he complains about his job, he's happy enough with it to turn down Ridcully's offer of a real professorship and Brazeneck College's offer to make him Bursar. |
| 284 | ---- |
| 285 | * AcronymAndAbbreviationOverload: When dealing with Hex. He turns it on by "initializing the GBL" (great big lever); it only works when it's "FTB-enabled" (it has a fuzzy teddy bear) and so on. |
| 286 | * AlmightyJanitor: As of ''Unseen Academicals'', Ponder is ''still'' not tenured faculty, and may not even have officially received his [[https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/UU_degrees Doctor of Thaumatology]] (since he seems to be "Mr. Stibbons" instead of "Dr."). However, he has taken over so many ''staff'' positions that he's the only one who understands UU's finances and holds a majority of votes in University Council meetings. A Roundworld equivalent would be the lab tech who never finished his dissertation but is the only one who knows how to calibrate all the instruments. |
| 287 | * AmbitionIsEvil: Zigzagged. The wizards look warily at his advanced career because he could be dangerous to him and to the world, but all he really wants is to genuinely find out how the world works. He later has to give up on that dream and settle for just running matters at Unseen University, but he does find it fulfilling enough. |
| 288 | * AscendedExtra: He makes his debut in ''Moving Pictures'' as a fairly minor character, a student wizard who passes his final exam with 100% due to getting a paper (meant for the protagonist, his roommate) with only one question -- "What is your name?" -- then pops up a few more times near the end of the book to suffer a run of bad luck, culminating in his having a 50-foot monster land on him. By the time he reappears in ''Lords and Ladies'', however, he has been promoted to the UU faculty as the Reader in Invisible Writings. Over time, he goes on to acquire multiple further roles (to the point of actually having a majority vote all by himself), becomeing a far more important character in books where the wizards play an active role. |
| 289 | * BeleagueredAssistant[=/=]BeleagueredBureaucrat: Gets every single administrative job the rest of the faculty positions doesn't want to do (read: all of them). With ''all'' the paperwork this entailed. However, this has also given him a level of control over the inner workings of Unseen University that has effectively made him [[TheManBehindTheMan The Man Behind The Group Of Crotchety Old Wizards]]. He finds it rather ironic that all he was trying to do was work hard and be responsible. Fortunately for the other wizards Ponder's got no political ambitions whatsoever. |
| 290 | * BreakTheHaughty: His time and adventures with the wizards has seriously eroded his ambitions and ideals. |
| 291 | * BrilliantButLazy: Started off as this. And then he founded the [[SufficientlyAnalyzedMagic High Magic]] tower with a [[{{Geek}} group of like-minded students]] [[ForegoneConclusion and well...]] |
| 292 | * CharacterizationMarchesOn: From InsufferableGenius crossed with TooCleverByHalf (none of the wizards take all his brilliant accomplishments at the High Energy Magic tower seriously), he goes through a BreakTheHaughty and has now become the BeleagueredBureaucrat cross HyperCompetentSidekick who effectively runs ''everything'' in UU. |
| 293 | * DiscouragingConcealment: He conceals advanced and potentially dangerous magics from the other senior Wizards by labelling them with prominently-displayed titles such as "Advanced Postulates in Quantum Accountancy" or "Joint Research in Multi-Dimensional Tax Accountancy With the Guild of Chartered Accountants and Usurers". |
| 294 | * DistaffCounterpart: He shares the role of the young idealistic but inexperienced rookie with Magrat Garlick and Susan Sto-Helit. |
| 295 | * EnfantTerrible: It's implied that he was a nasty little nerd in his childhood and was bullied for it. |
| 296 | * GadgeteerGenius: He made Hex, a magical multi-dimensional {{magitek}} computer, from ''ants''. Ponder's best student defects to Brazeneck College in ''Literature/UnseenAcademicals'' and makes a knockoff called [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Pex]] which runs on chickens. Ridcully can't understand why Ponder takes this all so calmly [[LaserGuidedKarma until failure to account for the blit-slood differential results in a 30-foot high killer chicken]] and Ponder isn't at all surprised. |
| 297 | * GasLighting: All the senior wizards used to enjoy running rings around Ponder with their ObfuscatingStupidity, almost driving him mad with frustration and bewilderment. [[OhCrap Then he caught on.]] [[ImplausibleDeniability Now they're paying for it]] as he automatically assumes they really do understand what he's saying and scoffs when they have to beg for an explanation. |
| 298 | * GeekPhysiques: In a University where a large waistline and long beard are congruent with wisdom and gravitas, it doesn't help that he's skinny and cleanshaven. What is worse is that he ''started out'' as plump in his student years but started to lose weight shortly after ''Lords And Ladies''. By 24 he was positively scrawny by wizard standards...and he's stayed that way into middle age. Reversing the established trend of increasing age and girth hasn't made him any more popular with the senior faculty. |
| 299 | * GoAmongMadPeople: His sanity has gotten seriously challenged by the time he spends around the [=UU=] faculty. Their InsaneTrollLogic and frequent irrationality leave him continually flustered...at least until he learns how to get around them. |
| 300 | * GoodWithNumbers: The only people in the Literature/{{Discworld}} who are better at them are Susan Sto Helit (who [[TooCleverByHalf memorises square roots]]), the [[CloudCuckooLander Bursar]] whose role Ponder has largely replaced, Mavolio Bent (the banker from ''Literature/MakingMoney''), and Nutt, who Ponder is delighted to find out is a polymath...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight and is then rather shocked to find no-one else finds this amazing]]. |
| 301 | * HeroicSelfDeprecation: When he's first introduced, this trope is pretty much ''inverted'', where he is an InsufferableGenius who looks down on the faculty who do nothing but move between their rooms and the dining tables, wondering why they're not out trying to improve or change the world. Then he realized, to his disappointment, that there is a reason things are working as they are and just tries to keep things running. [[note]]Rather like Susan Sto Helit, who initially thought she could fix up the organizational mess of Death's Domain... this [[Literature/SoulMusic didn't work out so well]].[[/note]] Nowadays, despite his occasional stab at an ego he has a very realistic understanding of his situation and, oddly enough, isn't so much proud of his own academic accomplishments as of HEM as a whole. He's become pretty cynical for his young age - and apparently is finding grey hairs. |
| 302 | * HypercompetentSidekick: Ridcully's, in later books. Most of the day-to-day business of the university is handled entirely by Ponder. |
| 303 | * HypocriticalHumor: Has a tendency to break rules he himself preaches about. In ''The Last Continent'', he was willing to tamper with the future and use dangerous magical powers after having told the other wizards not to. |
| 304 | * InsufferableGenius: Was this until he went through a BreakTheHaughty courtesy of Ridcully and the senior wizard staff's [[HilarityEnsues misadventures]]. While even Ridcully's powerful mind can't always keep up with Ponder's technical and engineering knowledge, the older Faculty members - particularly Ridcully - have decades of ingrained cunning he lacks. |
| 305 | * IWasToldThereWouldBeCake: The reason he decided to come to Unseen University in the first place. Didn't quite work out as planned though. It's not so much that [[TheCakeIsALie The Cake Was A Lie]], but that [[RuleOfFun The Cake Is Less Interesting Than Multi-dimensional Sufficiently Analysed Magic]]. |
| 306 | * JadeColouredGlasses: Starts wearing a pair after prolonged exposure to the Wizarding Faculty. You see, he started out quite naive, and was rather shocked to find out that the reason UU exists is [[spoiler:to keep Wizards happy, fat and constantly wandering between breakfast, lunch, dinner and various snacks]]. |
| 307 | * JustThinkOfThePotential: The older wizards, who have seen the less than pleasant outcomes of thinking like this, are quick to point out that the "potential" is all too often [[EldritchAbomination great big green things with teeth]]. For example, he was quite excited when he found out that there were rips in time and space, much to the rest of the faculty's horror. Hex is a direct result of his thinking along the lines of "I wonder what would happen if..." and much of the senior faculty still deeply mistrust it. |
| 308 | * MagiBabble: He's MrExposition. If there's a reason for what's happening that is in some way connected to logic, expect him to find it... and ''exposit'' it with big words that are totally meaningless to anyone without a grasp of magic (and to a number of people with such a grasp). {{Lampshaded}}, of course. [[note]]Despite being usually correct, he is easily waylaid by Ridcully's irrationality.[[/note]] |
| 309 | * NerdsAreNaive: He was an InsufferableGenius with GeekPhysique when he was first introduced who would frequently lapse into MagiBabble and in his earlier appearances, he was pretty unworldly. For instance in ''Literature/SoulMusic'', where Ridcully has to stop him explaining the way they can "trap" Music With Rocks In to CMOT Dibbler, because he thinks it's interesting, and doesn't realise that telling an HonestJohn that the magic music you're trying to stop can be copied and distributed is unlikely to help matters. Subverted in later books, where he's become pretty savvy about University politics, due to being the only person on the faculty who actually keeps things running. |
| 310 | * OneJudgeToRuleThemAll: He ''is'' that judge, technically -- he gradually accumulates staff responsibilities that have to be taken care of but no one else will volunteer for. The University Council assigns votes per position not per individual, and by ''Unseen Academicals'' Ponder holds enough of those posts to be a quorum and a majority of the University Council ''by himself''. However, he rarely exercises this power for more than routine business, as it would only make more work for him. |
| 311 | * OnlySaneMan: He thinks of himself as this, but he's got a MadScientist blind spot towards the risks HEM poses to the local space-time continuum and he lacks the caution of some of the older wizards. But non-wizards certainly see him as the sanest and easier to deal with of the UU faculty. The only other faculty member Ponder sees as sane is the Librarian, and relies on his help to keep things running smoothly. |
| 312 | ** Ponder gradually learns that much of the senior faculty's pigheadedness is ObfuscatingStupidity and [[CassandraTruth they understand more of what he says than they let on]]. He's also now made a ''science'' out of watching Ridcully so he can get past all the times when he's pretending to be less intelligent than he actually is. There are a lot of times when it's heavily implied that Ridcully misses when Ponder was more the InsufferableGenius archetype and far more naive. This leads to Ponder sometimes assuming that they understand more than they really do, and [[CryingWolf disbelieving them when they say they don't]]. |
| 313 | ** Unknown to him, this position is also shared with Rincewind. While Ponder is intelligent high-rationality and prone to MadScientist territory, Rincewind has more common sense between the two but lack the intelligence. |
| 314 | * ReluctantMadScientist: As of Hex's construction, this has become one of his defining traits. The more he investigates L-space and experiments with {{Magitek}}, the more fully entrenched in this trope he becomes. The fact that Hex has started ''giving suggestions for his own improvements'' doesn't make him feel any better. |
| 315 | * {{Seers}}: The official function of the Reader in Invisible Writings is to piece together books written elsewhere in the multiverse, or as yet unwritten books in the same multiverse, by examining L-Space with the use of HEX, which works out into a [[{{Magitek}} semi-technological, semi-magical]] Clairvoyance ability controlled by Ponder Stibbons. |
| 316 | * ScienceWizard: Stibbons studies Quantum Magic with the intensity that researchers on other worlds might give to Quantum Physics. |
| 317 | * SufficientlyAnalyzedMagic: Specialises in it. |
| 318 | * TenMinuteRetirement: Does this in ''The Last Continent'' to work with the God of Evolution on improving the future. [[spoiler: When he saw that the God's taste for beetles had influenced him into making the ultimate lifeform the ''cockroach'', he fled back to the wizards.]] |
| 319 | * TheyJustDontGetIt: This is the result whenever he is in the position of explaining things to the Faculty. The degree of mental scarring he receives from each exposition attempt is determined by how badly the Faculty warp what he's said into a combination of [[InsaneTrollLogic irrationality]], [[BreadEggsMilkSquick disturbing images]], and [[BigEater food-centric dialogue]]. |
| 320 | * TooCleverByHalf: The older wizards like to pretend that the HEM and any administrative or apocalypse-universe-destroying-end-of-the-world problems don't exist. This makes it rather difficult for them to notice when Ponder is running around cleaning up everybody else's mess or offer him any recognition for doing so. |
| 321 | * VetinariJobSecurity: Ponder is the only member of the University Council who fully understands its rules and finances. He's got a job for life, now, as removing him would mean every one of his dozens of responsibilities would have to be reassigned, and he got them in the first place because no one else could be bothered. In ''Unseen Academicals'' the faculty did express interest in reducing his workload (and the disproportionate power it gives him)... which they immediately delegated to him. |
| 322 | [[/folder]] |
| 323 | |
| 324 | [[folder:The Bursar]] |
| 325 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/thebursar.jpg]] |
| 326 | |
| 327 | Dr. A.A. Dinwiddie ("that's Dinwiddie with an ''O''") is usually referred to only by his title, primarily when Ridcully is shouting ''"[=BursAAAR=]!"'' to get his attention. He oscillates between a nervous wreck, manic, and schizophrenic, which the wizards attempt to manage by feeding him hallucinogenic pills made from toxic Klatchian jungle frogs, carefully designed to make him ''hallucinate that he is completely sane'' [[note]]A common hallucination, which is in fact shared by most people.[[/note]]. The dosage frequently needs adjusting. Regardless of whatever madness the wizards have cooked up lately, the Bursar is mentally several light-years away, and it's rare for him to come out with a comment that ''isn't'' a non-sequitur. |
| 328 | ---- |
| 329 | * AchievementsInIgnorance: His ability to fly when he takes the wrong dose of Dried Frog Pills is stated to be a form of this: lots of people ''think'' they can fly when they take hallucinogenic drugs, but if you're a wizard, the universe isn't quite sure that you ''can't''. |
| 330 | * ButtMonkey: Accidents are constantly happening to him; if someone throws away something, you can bet that it's going to hit the Bursar. |
| 331 | * CharacterizationMarchesOn: He started out as the University's OnlySaneMan - though his nerves are clearly fraying - in ''Moving Pictures'' and had had a good deal of sanity at the start of ''Reaper Man''. By the end of ''Reaper Man'' though... |
| 332 | * {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Used to be relatively sane, but now does this as a coping mechanism for all the weird stuff that happens at UU. Or rather, just to cope with Arch-Chancellor Ridcully. |
| 333 | * GeniusDitz: No matter how far gone his sanity goes, he can still function as the University's Bursar. |
| 334 | ** As of ''Unseen Academicals'' this is no longer the case, after he declared he would have nothing to do with decimal places. Ponder took up his job as the last bit of the administration arm he didn't already control. |
| 335 | ** He did, however, [[Literature/TheScienceOfDiscworld understand quantum mechanics perfectly.]] |
| 336 | * GoodWithNumbers: The Bursar is not merely good with numbers, he is ''excellent'' with them. Numbers are in fact the one thing that is unaffected by his madness - it's when he can't do complex arithmetic instantly in his head that Ridcully actually worries about him. Ridcully's time as his employer does appear to have taken its toll, though - by the last books he is no longer actually the college bursar as he began to regard the decimal point as a nuisance. Ridcully seems to believe he's lost his mathematical talents, but [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation it's more likely]] he's progressed beyond mere arithmetic and algebra into far higher mathematical planes - as confirmed by the fact that he intuitively understands quantum physics. |
| 337 | * IdiotSavant: Ridcully considers him this: he could tell you what weekday the new year was a hundred years ago, but isn't able to tie his shoelaces. |
| 338 | * NervousWreck: The events of ''Moving Pictures'' and ''Reaper Man'' and the arrival of Mustrum Ridcully have left him a paranoid, twitching, nervous mess, who has to be medicated into hallucinating he is sane (attempts to cure of his nervous state proved impossible). |
| 339 | * NewTechIsNotCheap: To his delight, this trope is averted with the printing press, allowing him to complete his assignment to reduce the University's expenditures. |
| 340 | * NoodleIncident: He isn't allowed metal utensils (specifically knives) after "The Unfortunate Incident At Dinner" (which occurred in ''Reaper Man''- the Bursar witnessed Zombie Windle Poons lurching into the Great Hall, which led him to ''bite through his spoon''). |
| 341 | * SanitySlippage: Goes through one over the course of ''Reaper Man''. |
| 342 | * TalkativeLoon: He'll attempt to contribute to conversations, but he's usually not able to form a coherent sentence. |
| 343 | --> '''Bursar:''' Whoops! Here comes Mr. Jelly! |
| 344 | * YouKillItYouBoughtIt: Inverted, he was able to get and keep his job as Bursar because nobody thought it worth the trouble. |
| 345 | [[/folder]] |
| 346 | |
| 347 | [[folder:Henry, the Dean ]] |
| 348 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/thedean.jpg]] |
| 349 | |
| 350 | Another member of UU's senior faculty, the Dean (Henry, last name unknown) is seldom nice or kind. No one really knows what he does, besides attend public functions and eat big dinners. A wizard of the old school, the Dean is usually the first to launch fireballs in the face of danger, and prefers to go 'Hut-hut-hut' when trouble arises. He also may be more sensitive to occult changes in the world than other wizards, as during the 'Music With Rocks In' craze, he began to dress in leather and painted his room black while everyone else was only mildly rebelling. He may or may not be the one responsible for bringing our universe into existence, although it was completely unintentional on his part. By ''Literature/UnseenAcademicals'', he's become Archchancellor Henry of Brazeneck University. |
| 351 | ---- |
| 352 | * {{Acrofatic}}: He's significantly fatter than the rest of the rotund faculty members, enough that he sits on two chairs, and in ''Unseen Academicals'' it is observed that once he is removed from the equation [[spoiler: by having become Archchancellor of another university]] the old question of who the 'fattest boy' to traditionally avoid picking for team sports is becomes a matter of fine judgement. Despite this, he's surprisingly mobile, and when the Luggage reappears, he manages to rocket straight upwards into the chandelier. |
| 353 | * AnswersToTheNameOfGod: Briefly in ''The Science of Discworld'', thanks to creating the Roundworld universe. When Ridcully exclaims "ye gods", the Dean answers with "yo?" |
| 354 | * BatmanGambit: While Ridcully is usually significantly smarter, he manages to outmanoeuvre him briefly in ''Unseen Academicals'' over a potential competition for [[spoiler: the Archchancellor's hat]]. |
| 355 | * BigEater: Even more so than his fellow wizards. He's gained so much weight that, according to Ridcully, he "looks like he swallered a bed!" Ridcully also nicknames him "Two-Chairs" because, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin he has to sit on two chairs]]. |
| 356 | %%* DeanBitterman |
| 357 | * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Like most of the UU staff, he is known only by his title. On his first appearance his full title was given as Dean of Pentacles, and at least two other UU Dean positions have been mentioned, but he's usually just called the Dean. Even Ridcully, who's known him for decades, has to think pretty hard in order to remember what his actual name is. |
| 358 | * FleetingPassionateHobbies: He's always the one to get dragged into the craze of the day, especially Music With Rocks In, even when magic isn't involved, with a passing mention in ''Men At Arms'' revealing that he tried to join the Watch when Carrot was expanding it. |
| 359 | * HeroicWannabe: "Heroic" might be a stretch, but he'll be first in line of defense when danger threatens the city... largely because he relishes the chance to fling a few destructive spells around. See especially ''Reaper Man'' and ''Soul Music''. |
| 360 | ** He even [[spoiler:sets himself up as Archancellor of a ''different'' university]] to try to one-up Ridcully. |
| 361 | * HiddenDepths: While he can seem like one of the more useless members of the faculty, he does have some rather powerful magic at his disposal and is quite knowledgeable. It's mentioned that as a student, he actually studied in the evenings rather than going out drinking with his classmates. |
| 362 | * JediMindTrick: Proves to be capable of performing it in the fourth ''Science of Discworld'' book, using it mainly so he can take a cab for free. |
| 363 | * {{Jerkass}}: While selfishness and self-centeredness is common in wizards, the Dean takes it to the next level. He's seldom actively malicious, and he does have the occasional PetTheDog moment, but for the most part he doesn't care a whole lot about anyone or anything that doesn't revolve around him. Despite his advanced age he still has a bit of SpoiledBrat about him... and it's hinted that he was one in his younger years, as he comes from a wealthy family (his father owned a lot of cabbage fields) and as a boy he hung up pillowcases for the Hogfather to fill rather than stockings. |
| 364 | * TheRival: To Ridcully from the start, both of Ridcully's appearances and, apparently, their university careers - they're practically the same age, similarly powerful, and [[spoiler: the Dean becomes an Archchancellor in his own right in ''Unseen Academicals'']]. The competition is usually fairly harmless, especially since Ridcully is a fair bit smarter and the Dean has a great aversion to anything involving effort, though they nearly come to blows twice, in ''The Last Continent'' (when raw magic is amplifying all their moods) and ''Unseen Academicals'' (over a proposed competition for [[spoiler: the Archchancellor's hat]], thwarted by Stibbons' acquisition of administrative power, and latterly, a lack of audience). |
| 365 | * SmallNameBigEgo: Despite insisting that he's humble... he ''really'' isn't. |
| 366 | * VitriolicBestBuds: With Ridcully since they were undergraduates together. Revealed in ''Literature/UnseenAcademicals'', where we also learn his first name. |
| 367 | [[/folder]] |
| 368 | |
| 369 | [[folder:The Lecturer in Recent Runes]] |
| 370 | |
| 371 | Another member of UU's senior faculty. All we know of his real name is that it ''isn't'' "Arnold". |
| 372 | ---- |
| 373 | * BiggerIsBetter: His solution to Roundworld's constant extinction disasters in ''The Science of Discworld'' is to design a giant mountain-sized limpet capable of surviving through them. |
| 374 | * CompositeCharacter: In the AnimatedAdaptation of ''Literature/SoulMusic'', he's characterized as a timid stutterer who seldom gets a word in edgewise, which is the Bursar's character. |
| 375 | * FlatCharacter: Mostly. |
| 376 | * NoNameGiven: See above. To the point that in ''The Science of Discworld'', when he has the opportunity to name an element after himself, he calls it "Runium". |
| 377 | [[/folder]] |
| 378 | |
| 379 | [[folder:The Senior Wrangler]] |
| 380 | |
| 381 | Another member of UU's senior faculty. ''Hogfather'' revealed that his first name is Horace. |
| 382 | ---- |
| 383 | * BreadEggsBreadedEggs: In some universities, a Wrangler is a philosopher, while in others it's the title of someone who looks after the horses. "The Senior Wrangler was a philosopher who looked ''like'' a horse". |
| 384 | * ChubbyChaser: Develops feelings for both Mrs. Whitlow and the Cheery Fairy who are both described as having rather ample figures, and is also a big fan of the fertility idols created by early humans on Roundworld (implied to be the Art/VenusOfWillendorf). |
| 385 | * DistractedByTheSexy: The one wizard of the UU staff most likely to be this, though he's loath to admit it. |
| 386 | * DirtyOldMan: He protests it, but he's certainly got a dirtier mind than his colleagues. It's particularly when it comes to his "admiration" of Mrs Whitlow, but he's also the only one of the staff who when smelling bacon thinks not of breakfast but of Mrs Palm's House of Negotiable Affections. ("I just happened to walk past there once!") |
| 387 | * FlatCharacter: Formerly, but got some characterisation in ''Hogfather'' and ''The Last Continent''. |
| 388 | * MotorMouth: He's a talker. In ''Literature/UnseenAcademicals'' it's noted that "The Senior Wrangler would not have been the Senior Wrangler if he did not hate the sound of silence." |
| 389 | * NoNameGiven: See above. To the point that in ''The Science of Discworld'', when he has the opportunity to name an element after himself, he calls it "Wranglium". |
| 390 | * OneSteveLimit: Averted, as he shares his first name with the Librarian. |
| 391 | * SpeechImpediment: In the ''Literature/SoulMusic'' AnimatedAdaptation, he whistles the occasional S. |
| 392 | * StalkerWithACrush: On Mrs Whitlow. |
| 393 | [[/folder]] |
| 394 | |
| 395 | [[folder:The Chair of Indefinite Studies]] |
| 396 | |
| 397 | Another member of UU's senior faculty. |
| 398 | ---- |
| 399 | * CovertPervert: ''The Last Continent'' reveals that he considers croquet and bridge to be effective forms of procreation. The other wizards didn't want to ask why or how they would work. |
| 400 | * EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: Only in ''Moving Pictures'' is he said to be the fattest of the wizards - in later books this characteristic was transferred to the Dean. |
| 401 | ** Of course, considering [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep the fact he's only ever referred to by his title]], it's entirely possible somebody else took over the position between books. |
| 402 | * FlatCharacter: Probably the least characterised of any of the faculty. |
| 403 | * SomebodyElsesProblem: In ''The Last Hero'' we see that he can get out of anything by pointing out that it's a ''definite'' problem, and thus not his department. |
| 404 | ** By ''Making Money'' this seems to have stopped working as he now bemoans the fact that Ponder and High Energy Magic come under his department and has no idea what any of them are doing or why it means there is a giant squid in the hall. |
| 405 | [[/folder]] |
| 406 | |
| 407 | [[folder:Professor John Hix]] |
| 408 | |
| 409 | Head of the Department of Necrom... er, Post-Mortem Communications, first introduced in ''Literature/MakingMoney''. Professor Hix is required by university statute to be at least a little evil, within acceptable levels, which usually includes cheating at games, playing pranks, and [[DeadpanSnarker making smart-alecky or tasteless remarks]]. |
| 410 | ---- |
| 411 | * AffablyEvil: It is, after all, his job to be acceptably evil. |
| 412 | * BrutalHonesty: Another function of his job. Since he makes tasteless remarks anyways, it falls to him to say the things that nobody wants to say, but must be said nonetheless. |
| 413 | * CharacterCatchphrase: "Skull ring", the badge of office for his department, which he uses as a get-out-of-disapproval-for-saying-something-crass-free card. |
| 414 | * DeadpanSnarker: Being professionally a little evil requires a bit of a biting wit, and he excels at it. |
| 415 | * InsistentTerminology: It's not necromancy, it's ''Post-Mortem Communications''. Because only evil wizards perform necromancy, and he's not an evil wizard. So therefore what he's doing ''cannot'' be necromancy. |
| 416 | * NecessarilyEvil: Under [[CharacterCatchphrase University statute]], Professor Hix is required to partake in acts of evil on a fairly regular basis. Not quite great evil, but still, evil none the less. This allows him to fulfill two important functions: |
| 417 | ** 1. Performing actions that are morally questionable but practically necessary. This includes [[TapOnTheHead hitting Archchancellor Ridcully over the head fairly hard]] [[BeatTheCurseOutOfHim to free him from a possessed object]]. |
| 418 | ** 2. Allowing the university to claim a monopoly on all evil magical activities. If independent wizards continue to perform evil acts, he is fully authorized to show up at their caves and serve orders to cease and desist. With fireballs. |
| 419 | * PokeThePoodle: One of his more common evil acts is to distribute tickets to his community theater group, which it's implied aren't very good. He also regularly makes tasteless remarks. |
| 420 | * PunchClockVillain: Seriously. As in, it's his actual job description to be (minorly) evil. |
| 421 | * SixthRanger: Introduced more than fifteen real-world years after the rest of the recurring wizards, he became part of the ensemble in the following books. |
| 422 | * TokenEvilTeammate: By University statutes no less. He's got a skull ring and everything. |
| 423 | * XtremeKoolLetterz: His parents were a Mr and Ms Hicks, but no self-respecting necromanc…err… [[InsistentTerminology post mortems communications wizard]] would pass up the chance to spell [[SpellMyNameWithAnS his name with an X]] |
| 424 | [[/folder]] |
| 425 | |
| 426 | [[folder:Hex]] |
| 427 | A thinking machine created by the students of UU, Hex gradually began to develop a life of his own, much to the alarm of the more forward-thinking wizards. |
| 428 | ---- |
| 429 | * BerserkButton: Hex will refuse to work if anyone takes the FTB away. |
| 430 | * DeadpanSnarker: Since Hex has no ability to emotionally express, its sarcasm naturally comes out in total deadpan. And since it's dealing with wizards, Hex can be very snarky indeed. |
| 431 | * GoneHorriblyWrong: During ''Hogfather'', Death orders Hex to believe in the Hogfather. Hex does so, then points out that under this logic it is entitled to ask the Hogfather for presents. |
| 432 | * InstantAIJustAddWater: Hex gradually became alive thanks to the upgrades added to it. |
| 433 | * LiesToChildren: Hex has its own version, Lies to Wizards. Rincewind's usually the only one cynical enough to notice. |
| 434 | * {{Magitek}}: Hex is a magical computer. |
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| 437 | |
| 438 | [[folder:Mrs. Whitlow]] |
| 439 | The head of the University's cleaning staff, generally held as a terror to those who work under her and the wizards. |
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| 441 | * FatIdiot: Mentioned as being quite round (several chins), but while she has more common sense than the average wizard she's not very bright, and supremely superstitious and gullible. Half the wizards's trouble in ''The Last Continent'' that wasn't self-inflicted is because of her inadvertently trapping them. |
| 442 | * FunetikAksent: Not normally, but when "in the grip of acute class consciousness" (meaning around the wizards), her accent gets extremely pronounced, producing aitches where nature never intended them to be. |
| 443 | * IWasQuiteTheLooker: During ''The Last Continent'', a bit of temporal wibblyness de-ages her, and the wizards are quite alarmed to find that ''Ms'' Whitlow was a very good looking woman indeed. |
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