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4[[folder:Hat Kid]]
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6[[caption-width-right:350:''[[AllThereInTheManual "I'm a time-traveling explorer! No area is too dangerous for me and my umbrella."]]'']]
7->''"My mission is to find all time pieces so I can go home! I wish it was that easy..."''
8-->-- Manual's description.
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10->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/ApphiaYu
11
12The main protagonist. A hat-wearing little girl from outer space who is also a time-traveler. She wants to get back to her homeworld, but an errant Mafia goon scatters the Time Pieces she uses as fuel, sending her to the planet's surface to gather them.\
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14Hat Kid is cute, whimsical, and [[BadassAdorable quite capable]]. However, she's also [[NotInThisForYourRevolution rather apathetic to the problems of the planet]], getting involved in [[HeroicNeutral whatever schemes someone asks of her]] as long as she gets her Time Pieces back.
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17* AffectionateNickname: The planet inhabitants gave her many names:
18** [[PrimaDonnaDirector The Conductor]] calls her "lassie" and credits her as "[[NoRespectGuy some girl]]".
19** [[DiscoDan DJ Grooves]] calls her "darling".
20** [[EvilIsHammy The Snatcher]] calls her "kiddo".
21* ActionGirl: She's quite the skilled acrobat and is pretty handy with walloping baddies with her umbrella.
22* AllThereInTheManual: Since she's (mostly) a HeroicMime, most of her dialogue and personality is fleshed out only if you read the game manual or find her diary in her bedroom.
23* AmbiguouslyHuman: You'd be forgiven for initially thinking she was just some kid with a space ship, if not for the fact that she [[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace doesn't seem affected by the vacuum of space]] (and orbital entry for that matter), her hat-based powers, she can apparently carry ''a fully-grown walrus,'' and that almost everyone on the planet she meets seems to recognize her as an alien or foreign entity. An X-ray taken by C.A.W. seems to indicate her skeletal structure is rather different from a human's, anyways, most notably the fact that apparently her ''ponytail'' has a bone in it.
24* AndYourRewardIsClothes: Hat Kid can collect and wear quite a lot of different hats and other accessories. The hats give extra abilities, however, so they're not just for show. Unless you count the different styles of already-owned hats or outfit palettes you can randomly unlock as after-mission Gifts.
25* AntiHero: Hat Kid is collecting Time Pieces to get back home, and shows no interest in sticking around and fighting crime any longer than she has to... much to Mustache Girl's chagrin. Hat Kid will even assist the Mafia if it leads to getting a Time Piece back. That's on top of destroying the Fire Spirits by burning paintings that are outright shown to be [[AndIMustScream poor souls suffering]] a FateWorseThanDeath.
26* AxCrazy: '''[[DownplayedTrope Downplayed]]'''. However, she gets a bit ''too'' excited when beating down Mafia goons and burning the fire spirits. In the latter case, very blatantly ''cheering'' for them to burn. That's not even getting into her feeling empty on the inside, and the reason she "killed" the victim on the Owl Express is because "the voices wouldn't stop".
27* BadassAdorable: She is a cute little girl, capable of trouncing any challenge she meets.
28* BadassBoast: She says "Down with the Mafia!" after she gets her umbrella.
29* BadassCape: Her default costume has a little cape.
30* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: She, along with other characters, can survive in the vacuum of space. [[spoiler:She even opens a window on her ship with no ill effects in the ending.]]
31* BatterUp: She can buy a bat from a Nyakuza cat and use it instead of the umbrella, though it doesn't do any more or less damage.
32* BecomingTheMask: While she only takes part in the film competition in the second chapter so she can get her hands on the Time Pieces, there are plenty of indications that she really gets into being an actress. She smiles in some of the loading screens for Act 2, her poses for {{Paparazzi}} pictures in "Picture Perfect", and her inner monologue voices approval when she examines one of the posters in [[spoiler:the actual final act]]. Also in her diary, she talked about how excited she is that she is becoming a star.
33* BonesDoNotBelongThere: One level features an x-ray image of her, showing that her ponytail has a bone in it.
34* BrattyHalfPint: Hat Kid shows quite a bit of brattiness in certain parts of the game, such as when she sticks her tongue out at any Mafia she walks by.
35* ButNowIMustGo: [[spoiler:In the ending, she's somewhat upset at having to leave her newfound friends, but heads off on her journey and gives them one last wave goodbye.]]
36* ClothesMakeTheSuperman: Her various nice hats give her various abilities. She also gains powers from badges, which are also pinned on her hat.
37** Default/Top Hat: [[NowWhereWasIGoingAgain Points to Hat Kid's objective]].
38** Sprint Hat: A visor with wings on the side. [[SprintShoes Makes Hat Kid move faster]]. A badge can turn this into a scooter, which is faster and moves automatically. She cannot DoubleJump while sprinting, though.
39** Brewing Hat: A witch's hat. Allows Hat Kid to create throwable potions [[HavingABlast that blow up]].
40** Ice Hat: A winter beanie. [[AnIcePerson Turns the Kid into an ice statue]], which lets her bounce off of boards, creates a ShockwaveStomp, and temporarily turns her invincible (but immobile).
41** Dweller Mask: A fox-shaped mask with glowing green eyes. Lets Hat Kid [[PowerOfTheVoid interact with green objects or remove purple ones]].
42** Time Stop Hat: A pillbox hat with a clock on top and a ribbon that wraps around like a visor. Lets Hat Kid [[TimeMaster significantly slow down time]].
43* TheCutie: [[ZigZaggingTrope Zig-Zagged]]. She looks like an ''incredibly'' adorable little girl, and some of her behaviors have a childlike innocence to them. However, there are times where her behavior is not-so-innocent, such as her ''cheering'' for the fire spirits to burn in Subcon Forest, and the level of snark in her diary entries that suggests that she is OlderThanSheLooks.
44* EmptyShell: When The Snatcher swipes her soul as collateral for his contracts, she notes that she feels very empty inside. [[spoiler:Getting it back returns her to [[Funny/AHatInTime her usual amount of emptiness.]]]]
45* EveryoneCallsHerBarkeep: She's a kid wearing a hat and she's called Hat Kid!
46* FingerGun: In sneaking sections, she holds up her right hand with her index finger and thumb pointed out like her hand is a gun.
47* FragileSpeedster: While Hat Kid is not the strongest or toughest ([[DownplayedTrope she still has 4 HP and can't lose more than one per hit, however]]), she's still [[WeakButSkilled quick and agile enough to dodge them]] and she has a large set of badges to use against her opponents. This trope can be taken to its logical extreme with the Sprint Hat, which makes her faster, [[PowerAtAPrice but prevents her from double jump]], and / or the [[OneHitPointWonder One-Hit Badge]], which [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin reduces her health to a single HP]] with no benefit at all.
48* GadgeteerGenius: The spaceship is custom-made and built entirely by her. The numerous special hats she wears across the game are also made by her using various balls of yarn.
49* GenkiGirl: Every voiced line from her is just ''oozing'' with enthusiasm.
50* HeroicMime: Zig-zagged. She never speaks directly toward other people or during cutscenes, but she does utter a few words in gameplay and is very talkative in her diary entries and the manual. Mustache Girl even lampshades on how she doesn't talk much during their first meeting.
51* HeroicNeutral: While she's willing to help people [[{{Pun}} at the drop of a hat]], it's mostly to gain back the Time Pieces that fuel her spaceship. Her need to recollect her Time Pieces often overrides common sense or decency, and [[WildCard she'll do just about anything that's asked of her as long as it means getting those pieces back]].
52* HumanAliens: She's basically a space alien from the point of view of the rest of the cast. She also, throughout [[AllThereInTheManual the manual]], identifies as non-human. One of the relics she gets is a toy model of [[AliensStealCattle a UFO abducting cattle]] called "Mockery of Off-Planet Life", where she shows offense at the stereotyping.
53* IdleAnimation: She has various adorable ones that includes:
54** Playing with her umbrella by balancing it on the tip of her index finger.
55** Cheering in place.
56** Playing with two dolls (and then nervously hiding them).
57** Rocking back and forth... and then pulling up her umbrella, ready to attack.
58** Introduced in the ''Nyakuza Metro'' DLC, she snaps her fingers, flipping her hat over her head, and revealing several items on top her head with each snap. This animation only happens if said hat is big enough for it, though.
59* ImprobableWeaponUser: Uses an umbrella to fight enemies. Said umbrella can also hold a wave beam and hookshot upgrades.
60* InnocentProdigy: She's a kid, of course, yet can maintain and pilot a spaceship by herself and beat up bad guys. Everything else about her betrays her innocence and childishness; from her voice clips to the fact that examining the microwave has her comment how she uses it to "punish food that has been bad". And there's also her diary entries which has plenty of snarkiness.
61* IShallTauntYou: She has two taunts: BlowingARaspberry, and blowing a kiss. They can be done at any time by pressing a button, though she automatically taunts the Mafia if they're nearby.
62* ItemGet: Hat Kid performs one a la ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' when she collects a Time Piece.
63* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Hat Kid can be bratty and selfish, but she does help people and grow to love the friends she made on her adventure.
64* KamehameHadoken: One badge she can buy gives her a chargeable one that she blasts from the tip of her umbrella. There are three levels, with the first almost instant but relatively thin and weak, and the last taking a few seconds to charge but launching a large and powerful beam.
65* TheKnightsWhoSaySquee: Hat Kid gets giddy with excitement when she learns that the trains in Nyakuza Metro are pulled by giant cats.
66* LittleMissBadass: Hat Kid's pretty tough for a little girl. She can take on creatures several times her size, and win.
67* LittleMissSnarker: Her diary gives her some moments of this. While a lot of things [[InnocentProdigy fly over her head]], there are times she notices how ''weird'' everything around her is and just has to snark about it.
68* MadeOfIron: She can survive the vacuum of space, and survive falling to the planet from space.
69* MusclesAreMeaningful: Her lack of muscles means that, unless she uses jumps or potion grenades, attacks without her umbrella will just hurt her hand. (Amusingly enough, her punches actually ''do'' cause damage to bosses, but will still put her into her hurt animation.)
70** MusclesAreMeaningless: Although it doesn't stop her from lifting a walrus at least quadruple her size with one arm.
71--->'''Walrus Captain:''' [[LampshadeHanging How are you so strong?!]]
72* NoNameGiven: She's never given a proper name. Everyone she meets just refers to her as whatever nickname they feel like using (with "Kid" or "Girl" being the most common). Heck, even her signature doesn't reveal her actual name, since it's in an [[StarfishLanguage in-universe language]].
73* NotInThisForYourRevolution: Hat Kid doesn't care about any of the people or problems present on the planet she's stuck on. She only gets involved in anything in order to get back her Time Pieces. This causes tension between her and Mustache Girl, who is an idealist out to save the world. [[spoiler:At the end of the game, the player gets the choice to break her out of this, just once, to give Mustache Girl a single Time Piece for her cause]].
74* OOCIsSeriousBusiness:
75** One of the few instances Hat Kid loses her normally smiling face is when she gets close to Mafia goons intimidating the people of Mafia Town.
76** In "Queen Vanessa's Manor", Hat Kid is noticeably scared of the manor's titular owner. Hat Kid hunches up, nervously glances around, and tiptoes when moving. Actually being spotted by Queen Vanessa sends her into full-blown panic.
77** She appears to have some dislike of toilets. While she knows what they are, Hat Kid gets visibly nervous at having to fight a toilet in the Subcon Forest, and her ship doesn't include any toilets.
78** Hat Kid also doesn't have her default easygoing smile during the boss battle against The Snatcher, either.
79** "The Illness Has Spread", the final Act of Alpine Skyline, features Hat Kid destroying the purple flowers that have corrupted the mountains, without any [=NPCs=] or the promise of a Time Piece to prompt her. This is one of the few instances in the game where Hat Kid isn't acting out of her own interests to get ahead.
80** In the game's final chapter, you can choose to run away from the FinalBoss before the battle starts [[spoiler:when Mustache Girl gives you the chance. If you choose to do so, Hat Kid will run away ''in tears'', visibly scared of her. It's not until a Mafia goon, The Snatcher, DJ Grooves, the Conductor, and one of the Goats give her a pep talk that she regains her confidence to face Mustache Girl]].
81** The Empress seems to make Hat Kid visibly nervous, and her threat when she [[BadBoss offs one of her underlings]] seems to shake her up rather effectively. [[spoiler:When she tries to steal her Time Pieces back and The Empress catches her red-handed, Hat Kid is ''utterly and completely terrified''; the enraged Empress seems to scare her even worse than VANESSA did]].
82* ParasolOfPain: Her weapon of choice, stolen from a mafia in the first level. It can get a hook shot upgrade and a badge to fire beams.
83* PlayfulCatSmile: Has a cat smile expression combined with DrearyHalfLiddedEyes when she's dancing, to make her look extra whimsical (and as a reference to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD2FSwTy2lw "No one's around to help." meme]] involving Bob from VideoGame/AnimalCrossing).
84* TheQuietOne: While she is more talkative than many a silent protagonist, she still rarely speaks in actual dialogue with other characters. Mustache Girl comments on this, describing Hat Kid as a "less talking, more fighting kind of girl".
85* SanitySlippage: Only really during "Murder on the Owl Express," but hovering over the evidence that implicates her suggests that the murder was done to silence the voices in her head. Furthermore, said description was done to a closeup to [[StepfordSmiler her smiling face]]. Though seeing as it's very obvious Hat Kid isn't the killer, she may have been playing it up for the film. [[spoiler:That, and there was never a murder in the first place.]]
86* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: During gameplay, she can occasionally say things like "Boop!", "Bam-bam!", "Swing!", etc. Naturally, they're all incredibly cute to hear.
87* SuperStrongChild: In the final act of ''The Arctic Cruise'', despite normally being WeakButSkilled, she's somehow able to [[spoiler:carry the boat's captain, a walrus several times her size]] without any hindrance to her ability to jump, climb, glide, et cetera. It's lampshaded how unusual this is.
88* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Appearance-wise, the Tomboy to Bow Kid's Girly Girl; her umbrella is blue, she wears a shirt and pants, and her default hat is a large purple top hat. Of course, gameplay-wise, the two act exactly the same.
89* TomboyishPonytail: Her hairstyle.
90* VagueAge: There's no clear indication of how old she actually is. She looks like a little kid, but her interaction with some things and diaries entries shows a degree of snark that goes beyond her young appearance.
91* VitriolicBestBuds: One-sided with Rumbi. Hat Kid likes to mess with him by riding him, hitting him for Pons, and even putting a Purple Flower on his head. Despite this, she cherishes his friendship and loyalty, dancing with him and hugging him after the events of the main campaign.
92* WeakButSkilled: She's physically weak, as shown by her punches doing nothing other than hurting her hand. She can still take on mafia goons, {{Eldritch Abomination}}s, and all kinds of nasties using her smarts and agility.
93* WhatYouAreInTheDark: The final dialogue choice, which doesn't affect the ending other than the implications of a risk post-credits, involves [[spoiler:Hat Kid deciding whether or not to give Mustache Girl a Time Piece to use to defeat the Mafia with, basically determining if [[CharacterDevelopment she's learned anything from this whole experience]] [[StaticCharacter or not]]]].
94* WildCard: Hat Kid is more than willing to help or fight anyone as long as she can get her time pieces back in return, whatever they're good or bad guys. This puts her at odds with Mustache Girl who encourages her to be her crime fighting partner by using the time pieces, but [[NotInThisForYourRevolution Hat Kid couldn't care about it and refuse to use them]].
95* WorthlessYellowRocks: In the Nyakuza Metro, every Time Piece she finds is intercepted by Empress, who pays her for its discovery with a huge wad of counterfeit cash. While Hat Kid obviously wants her Time Pieces back more than mere currency, her diary shows that she has no clue what paper bills are even used for, and the only use she can come up with is to make a large pile of them in her ship for her to make cash angels in.
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98[[folder:Mustache Girl]]
99[[quoteright:186:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mugirl_300p.png]]
100[[caption-width-right:186:''"Us kids should stick together, not stalk one another!"'']]
101->''"This is Mustache Girl, who seems friendly on the outside... but don't let the facial hair fool you! She's after my time pieces and I can't let her get away with them!"''
102-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
103
104->'''Voiced by:''' Eileen Montgomery
105
106A girl with a mustache who has a grudge against the Mafia.
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108* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: [[spoiler:Is playable for a brief period following Hat Kid collecting her 25th Time Piece.]]
109* AntiVillain: She only wants to free Mafia Town from the Mafia's influence, but her methods are so extreme that they would only cause more problems than they solve. She's also a tad unhinged, as discussed below.
110* AxCrazy:
111** Her plans for dealing with the Mafia are rather morbid, including murdering them, sticking their gory remains in jars, and ''selling'' them, just as a final insult.
112** By the end of the game, her plans include [[spoiler:executing criminals and "criminals" alike from her lava-filled palace. Every single character in the game is there, too; it doesn't matter how minor the infraction, she'll mete out justice all the same. The most charitable interpretation is that while she will judge everyone, she won't necessarily condemn them all equally (the only person we see her explicitly judge a "bad guy" is a Mafia member whose only defense was that he once refrained from punching a guy for two days straight).]]
113* BeardOfEvil: [[spoiler:She has a mustache, and becomes the BigBad.]]
114* BeehiveBarrier: [[spoiler:In her boss battle, she starts using one that Hat Kid requires assistance to break.]]
115* BigBadSlippage: When she's introduced, she's trying to save her island from the Mafia. However, while the Mafia themselves become more affable and friendly with Hat Kid, Mustache Girl's obsession with defeating them and being the hero drive her to be much more obsessive with the Time Pieces and their power. By the end of the first boss, she resolves to use their powers for her own means.
116* ButtMonkey: She often gets the short end of the stick, ending up captured ''twice'' in the same Chapter, and an intermission that was cut from Subcon Forest ends with her being personally kicked out by the Snatcher.
117* TheCorrupter: [[spoiler:Neither DJ Grooves nor the Conductor knew how the Time Pieces worked during the entirety of their chapter, and none of the "props" break where they can see them. ''Someone'' had to have told them, and given the "Mustaches Rule" graffiti you find in the depths of the studio...]]
118* DamselInDistress: She gets captured by the [[spoiler:Mafia twice]] and needs help being rescued by Hat Kid [[spoiler:before she discovers the time-altering effects of the Time Pieces]]. She is even left in UnwillingSuspension [[spoiler:during the Mafia Boss fight]].
119* DareToBeBadass: The Mustache Girl's motivation. [[spoiler:She finds out that the Time Pieces can rewind time, and wants to become a time-traveling crime fighter to defeat the Mafia. Hat Kid doesn't agree with this plan, which makes them enemies.]]
120* DastardlyWhiplash: [[spoiler:Stays true to this, especially after stealing Time Pieces from Hat Kid.]]
121* DeconstructedCharacterArchetype: Of the LawfulNeutral archetype, especially in such a [[GreyAndGrayMorality morally grey world]]; initially just willing to [[AxCrazy bloodily fight]] against the Mafia who took over her home, she decides to get all of Hat Kid's Time Pieces to get rid of all crime once she discovers their power. [[spoiler:The result is a vicious, tyrannical KnightTemplar who has no reservations against [[DisproportionateRetribution severely punishing people she judges as "bad guys"]] regardless [[AllCrimesAreEqual of the crime committed,]] while she [[TautologicalTemplar completely ignores her own flaws because she sees herself as the "good guy" and thus making the world a better place]]]].
122* TheDreaded: There are wanted posters of her in Mafia Town that describe her as a "Scary Little Girl", implying she's had a least some moments where she's done enough damage to the Mafia's operations to be a cause of concern for them. Or at least that they know she's AxCrazy.
123* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Most of Chapter 1 is this for her: Act 1 shows her distaste for the Mafia of Cooks and willingness to find someone to aid her. Act 2 has her getting kidnapped by a Mafia goon and showing she has limits when it comes down to fighting the Mafia. Act 4 is when she finally shows her more extreme side after realizing what the Time Pieces are capable of when it comes down to fighting "bad guys". [[spoiler:Everything that happens in these three Acts serves as motivation for Mustache Girl to steal the Time Pieces from Hat Kid's spaceship and create her own timeline]].
124* EvilBrit: At least when she has proper voice acting.
125* EveryoneCallsHerBarkeep: She's named Mustache Girl and she's a girl with a mustache!
126* FaceHeelTurn: Mustache Girl spends the first few Acts as Hat Kid's friend before a difference of motives arises after defeating the Mafia Boss.
127* FauxActionGirl: She shows up knocking out a Mafia goon... And then on the following chapters she gets kidnapped [[spoiler:''twice'']] and Hat Kid has to save her. [[spoiler:Then this is subverted when she steals the Time Pieces and creates a corrupted timeline of her own]].
128* FinalBoss: [[spoiler:She is fought by Hat Kid for all of the Time Pieces she stole at once.]]
129* FlashStep: [[spoiler:In her boss battle, she moves so fast she might as well be teleporting.]]
130* {{Foil}}: To Hat Kid. While Hat Kid acts out of self-interest to get every Time Piece, she still has to ''work'' for them; [[spoiler:Mustache Girl, on the other hand, simply steals them from Hat Kid's spaceship instead]]. Their attitude towards the power of the Time Pieces also differs greatly: Hat Kid is clearly reluctant to use the time-rewinding power at all, when she could simply use one and prevent the events of the game but would rather go through a whole lot of trouble to get each one... [[spoiler:Mustache Girl, however, abuses this power, going as far as to create her own "perfect" timeline where she is almighty and capable of getting rid of everything she may consider "evil"]].
131* {{Foreshadowing}}:
132** Even before she establishes herself as the game's villain, she seems a bit ''too'' excited about inflicting extreme violence on the Mafia. It's easy to see it as BlackComedy the first time, but in hindsight, there's no way someone who wants to not just kill people as their first resort, but also ''stuff their remains into jars and then sell the jars for pocket money'' could be a nice character.
133** In Act 6 of Mafia Town she floods the entire town with freaking lava with no regard for anyone--Mafia or innocent people, suggesting that [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope she's become more unhinged after her quarrel with Hat Kid.]] [[spoiler:And she basically does this for the entire world in the last chapter of the game.]]
134* FreudianExcuse: Hinted at. She appears to live alone in a cave in Mafia Town, with no possessions, friends, or companions to speak of, and the island's other inhabitants are all criminal invaders who enjoy terrorizing the town's other inhabitants seemingly just ForTheEvulz. [[spoiler:A Time Rift storybook in "Seal the Deal" confirms that she lived on the island in peace until the Mafia arrived and took over. Not surprising [[KnightTemplar she turned out the way she did...]]]]
135* FromNobodyToNightmare: At first, she can barely hold her own against the Mafia of Cooks... [[spoiler:Then she steals Time Pieces from Hat Kid and becomes powerful enough to create her own timeline, rule over an ominous castle, and become basically the most powerful being on the ''planet''; for reference, even the Snatcher is seemingly unable to do something to stop her.]]
136* GirlsWithMoustaches: As her name implies, she has a tiny mustache. [[spoiler:As revealed in her Time Rift storybook, her home's former inhabitants all had mustaches.]]
137* GraffitiOfTheResistance: Implied to be the main source of anti-Mafia graffiti in Mafia Town. [[spoiler:The [[TrueSight secret]] "[[KilroyWasHere Mustaches Rule]]!" doodle in the corridor to Hat Kid's bedroom is just being petty, though.]]
138* HeelRealization: [[spoiler: Toward the end of the final battle, Mustache Girl finally seems to start realizing that she lives in a gray-shaded world where anyone could be considered a "bad guy", ''including her'', and if she actually gets rid of them all then she'll be left all alone in that world.]]
139* HostileShowTakeover: [[spoiler:Messes with the loading screen right before [[AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent her brief moment as a playable character.]]]]
140* {{Hypocrite}}: Before the boss fight with her, she admonishes Hat Kid for being selfish, [[spoiler:even though she's created an entire fortress for herself, and makes judgment calls on what's right or wrong according to her word]].
141** Also, [[spoiler:she harshly punishes people she deems as crooks and criminals]], yet earlier in the game, she steals half of Hat Kid's pons after she refused to go along with Mustache Girl's plan to use the Time Pieces to become time-travelling crime fighters, and near the end, [[spoiler:she steals all of the Time Pieces from Hat Kid's ship to create her alternate timeline]].
142* IJustWantToHaveFriends: Has hints of this. When Hat Kid first lands in Mafia town, Mustache Girl immediately attempts to recruit her (and later comments she thought they could be best friends). [[spoiler:In the final boss fight, she acts with shock and dismay when everyone starts telling her to get lost, then starts panicking when she realizes that she'll be all alone if she wins.]]
143* ItsAllAboutMe: [[spoiler:She uses the power of the Time Pieces to create an alternate reality where she rules and acts as JudgeJuryAndExecutioner to the entire world, deciding who's good and who's bad based on her personal ideas of good and bad.]]
144* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Even at her worst, it's hard to deny she's doing what she thinks is best out of the desire to make everything better. She [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope just goes overboard and refuses to acknowledge her own faults]], although [[HeelRealization her final dialogue suggests this might change in the future]].
145* JudgeJuryAndExecutioner: [[spoiler:In the finale, she decides to kill everyone she deems a "bad guy". Her standards are quite high, judging by the huge line in front of her castle. In the soundtrack, the trope name is the name of the music that plays during the final level]].
146* JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope: At first, she's someone who only fights the Mafia to free her island town. [[spoiler: Following her falling out with Hat Kid, she resorts to extreme measures that risk destroying said town, and then goes on to become a KnightTemplar who insists on dealing out harsh justice to ''anyone'' she deems bad, not just the Mafia.]]
147* KnightTemplar: [[spoiler:What she ultimately becomes after gaining the power of the Time Pieces.]]
148* LastOfHerKind: Is implied to be one of the last remaining original inhabitants of the island town before the Mafia took it over. The rest have either fled, or were punished and used as literal HumanCannonball ammunition for their cannons.
149* {{Leitmotif}}: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSCzixSYeFw A New Friend in Mafia Town]]", [[spoiler:"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7RYEAya2h8 Judge, Jury, and Executioners]]" (her stage theme), and "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGyPxxHnleM You Are All Bad Guys]]" (her final boss theme)]].
150* LightningBruiser: [[spoiler:During her boss battle she's extremely fast and dishes out powerful attacks like there's no tomorrow all while being one of the beefiest bosses of the lot.]]
151* MirrorMatch: [[spoiler:The final battle has her use moves similar to Hat Kid's, such as throwing explosives (Time Pieces instead of potions), a charged KamehameHadoken, and a diving GoombaStomp.]]
152* NiceGirl: Tragically used to be this. [[spoiler:She was a happy girl living in peace, and when the Mafia arrived, she happily greeted them, only for them to push her and take over. [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope Trying and failing to drive the Mafia away has clearly slowly started to eat away at her kindness]]]].
153* ObliviouslyEvil: She genuinely believes she's doing the right thing, and can't understand why anyone has a problem with her ridding the world of "bad guys" even when she [[spoiler:uses the power of the Time Pieces to become an authoritarian tyrant. She only starts to feel regret when she realizes that succeeding at her plans would leave her all alone. Given that her town was taken over by the brutal Mafia and she's tried to rid the town of them all by herself without success, it's not hard to understand why she would [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope become so desperate]].]]
154-->'''Mustache Girl:''' Wh, wha? But I'm fixing everything! No more bad guys! Why can't you see that I'm doing this for all of us?
155* TheRival: To Hat Kid, after learning how the Time Pieces could potentially get rid of bad guys.
156* SheWhoFightsMonsters: [[spoiler:After stealing the Time Pieces, she decides to use it to take over the entire world, and judges what's right and wrong based on her rules. [[YouAreWhatYouHate In the end she isn't any better than the Mafia of Cooks that she hated so much]].]]
157* TautologicalTemplar: Constantly views herself as the good guy and the keeper of justice, even with how violent some of her methods can be. [[spoiler:Even as every character in the game rallies against her when she becomes an authoritarian tyrant, she refers to herself as [[IAMTheNoun the Justice]] and still believes she's in the right because the world would be better with "no more bad guys", and only shows regret when she realizes that actually succeeding with her plans would leave her all alone.]]
158* TeleportSpam: [[spoiler:In the final battle, she's pretty fond of teleporting. It becomes enough of a problem that Hat Kid needs the help of the Mafia and Conductor to deal with this.]]
159* TragicVillain: [[spoiler:The Mafia quite literally took ''everything'' from her. So while she does become worse than them, it's not hard to understand just why she became the way she did.]]
160* UsedToBeASweetKid: [[spoiler:A Time Rift storybook added in the "Seal the Deal" DLC expansion shows her greeting the Mafia with a wave and smile, before they push her away and start wrecking her town.]]
161* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:Starts to lose it when the Hat Kid's former enemies perform their EnemyMine to help Hat Kid defeat her. She starts to ''really'' lose it when they also perform a HeroicSacrifice, as she realizes that she'll be alone even if she wins.]]
162* VillainHasAPoint: For all her extremism and hypocrisy, she is correct that her world is full of bad guys. Her hometown is controlled by the Mafia, the film industry is run by corrupt directors, the forests are terrorized by murderous, soul-stealing ghosts and magical abominations, and even the peaceful Alpine Skyline is plagued by a gang of cat thieves [[spoiler:and corrupting flowers]]. Of course, trying everyone, including the victims of these bad guys, really erodes her point.
163* VideoGameCrueltyPotential: [[spoiler:After you defeat her, you can bounce off of her head before getting the Time Piece Ball.]]
164* WalkingSpoiler: It's no secret she becomes the main antagonist, but the stuff she does later in the game may come as a surprise, [[spoiler:especially how she fights as the game's FinalBoss.]]
165* WellIntentionedExtremist: While she's AxCrazy, and the definite BigBad of the story, her underlying motives are to free the island from the Mafia (who are big enough jerks to punch a little girl during a game of patty-cake).
166* WeUsedToBeFriends: With Hat Kid, until their clashing motives concerning the Time Pieces put an antagonistic strain on their relationship.
167* YellowEyesOfSneakiness: She has yellow eyes, and is willing to do any underhanded trick to achieve her goals (such as stealing all the Time Pieces Hat Kid had collected up to that point).
168* YouWillBeSpared: When Hat Kid [[spoiler:shows up to her fortress, Mustache Girl originally thinks she's here for sentencing, and decides that while she refused to use the Time Pieces with her on her crusade, it's only because of Hat Kid she even got or learned about them in the first place... so she figures that makes Hat Kid a "good guy" in her book, and tells Hat Kid that she can go. It's only when Hat Kid attacks her that she gets mad and begins the final battle.]]
169[[/folder]]
170
171[[folder:Bow Kid]]
172%%Image selected per Image Pickin' thread: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1538365162058590100
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175[[quoteright:454:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/newbowkidrender_2.png]]
176[[caption-width-right:454:Featuring ME!]]
177
178->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/ApphiaYu (reused voice-clips from Hat Kid, pitched-down)
179
180A Co-Op character introduced in the ''Seal the Deal'' DLC. Made as a NewGamePlus playable character in the ''Nyakuza Metro'' DLC.
181----
182* AnimalMotifs: Her collar button and coat pockets are cat faces.
183* EveryoneCallsHerBarkeep: Her name is Bow Kid and she's a kid with a bow in her hair!
184* MovesetClone: She has identical animations (aside from a stage introduction pose), facial expressions, and cosmetic options to Hat Kid Really, the only major differences are her dress sense, how dyes are applied, and a lower-pitched voice.
185* NewGamePlus: If you complete the main story and have both ''Seal the Deal'' and ''Nyakuza Metro'' installed, you can start a new game and play as Bow Kid.
186* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Appearance-wise, the Girly Girl to Hat Kid's Tomboy; her umbrella is bright pink, she wears a dress, and her default hat is a ribbon in her hair. Of course, gameplay-wise, the two act exactly the same.
187[[/folder]]
188
189!Recurring Characters
190[[folder:The Badge Seller]]
191[[quoteright:280:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/badge_seller_full.png]]
192 [[caption-width-right:280:''"I can provide you with strong abilities and upgrades to your hat... If you have money, of course."'']]
193->''"Not sure where they came from or how they got on this planet, but they're a lil... twitchy. They also have magical badges I can buy."''
194-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
195
196->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/MickLauer
197
198A glitchy merchant that sells badges, which can give Hat Kid new abilities.
199----
200* AdamSmithHatesYourGuts: The more badges you buy from them, the more expensive their late-game badges will be, with the most pricey badges going anywhere between 800 and 1000 Pons. For comparison, some earlier badges are relatively cheap, costing only about 50 to 100 Pons.
201* AmbiguousGender: Although their voice is on the slightly more masculine side thanks to a male VA, it's rather unclear what their actual gender is, or if they even have one.
202* TheCorruption: Claims that their erratic movements are due to one of the places they've visited.
203* CreepyGood: They sell you useful upgrades called badges, and despite their scary looks, they're rather friendly.
204* DarkIsNotEvil: They're a freaky HumanoidAbomination who's a neutral badge sales...[[AmbiguousGender person]].
205* {{Expy}}: As [=YouTuber=] Black Mage Maverick puts it in his review, the Badge Seller looks like "a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Shy Guy]] cosplayer who's having a tough time remaining connected to reality".
206* HumanoidAbomination: They're just fundamentally wrong, though still humanoid.
207* IntrepidMerchant: They'll show up in every world.
208* {{Leitmotif}}: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EEVXtLIraw The Badge Seller]]".
209* NiceGuy: As creepy as they look and sound, they are a friendly [[AmbiguousGender person]] running a helpful business.
210* OminousVisualGlitch: Their glitchy movements are all intentionally designed. According to them, it's the result of them visiting several odd, unspecified locations, so they could be afflicted with some curses they picked up during their travels.
211* PaintingTheMedium: Their dialogue text looks just as corrupted as they are.
212[[/folder]]
213
214[[folder:The Tourist]]
215[[quoteright:204:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahittourist.jpg]]
216 [[caption-width-right:204:''"But that darn Steve from work sent me a postcard from the '''Sun'''!"'']]
217->''"He came for the sights and takes great pictures!"''
218-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
219
220->'''Voiced by:''' Joshua Tomar
221
222A character sightseeing across the various worlds.
223----
224* AmbiguousSituation: When you meet the Tourist again in Subcon Forest, he's completely intangible and can only be interacted with the Dweller's Mask. How exactly he got this way is never explained, and he still talks normally as if nothing happened. It's very unlikely that he became a ghost either, since you later see him again in [[spoiler:Mustache Girl's Castle]] and back to his normal self.
225* BrickJoke: Throughout the game, the Tourist complains about how the current locales he's visiting are not as interesting as the moon, and how his rival Steve keeps one-upping him by sending him postcards from the moon. Then, when you meet him again on the moon in Picture Perfect, [[spoiler:he gets one-upped again by Steve, who sends him a postcard from ''the sun''.]]
226* RunningGag: No matter where you find him, he says the place isn't as good as the moon was.
227* SitcomArchnemesis: Steve from accounting, who kept bragging about his own trip to the moon.
228[[/folder]]
229
230!Enemies
231[[folder:Mad Crows]]
232[[quoteright:331:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitmadcrow.png]]
233[[caption-width-right:331:Why so angry, birds?]]
234Tiny, spherical birds that get in Hat Kid's way.
235----
236* ElvisImpersonator: The Pushy variant wears a wig that makes it resemble Elvis Presley.
237* GiantMook: A huge version can be seen in Alpine Skyline, but it's asleep [[spoiler:until the Credits sequence]].
238* TheGoomba: The smallest and most effortless to beat enemies in the game.
239* JapaneseDelinquents: The wig and sunglasses worn by the Pushy crows evoke this image. Given the numerous other anime tropes in a game made in Denmark like EyelidPullTaunt that the game invokes, this is probably what they were aiming for.
240* PushyMooks: The wig-and-sunglass wearing Pushy variant deal no damage, but do a ''lot'' of knockback to Hat Kid if they get within poking range.
241* TheSpiny: The fire variant are immune to Kid Hat's GoombaStomp, but a simple whack with an umbrella can make quick work of them.
242[[/folder]]
243
244[[folder:Raccoons]]
245[[quoteright:197:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitraccoon.png]]
246 [[caption-width-right:197:Zzzz...]]
247Sleepy enemies that drop from the sky to hit Hat Kid.
248----
249* GroundPound: Their main method of attack. They slowly hover until the player is right below them and they drop like rocks causing damage should they land on the player.
250* PaletteSwap: DJ Grooves' Acts in Dead Bird Studio feature [=UFOs=] that are simply Raccoon reskins.
251* SleepyEnemy: The Raccoons float through the air while sleeping, and if Hat Kid passes underneath one of them, the SnotBubble they use to stay afloat will pop and cause them to drop on her.
252* SnotBubble: They're constantly floating in their sleep via one, which pops when Hat Kid gets too close and briefly awakens them.
253[[/folder]]
254
255[[folder:Spiders]]
256[[quoteright:156:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitspider.png]]
257[[caption-width-right:156:Spiders! Punch'em!]]
258Arachnids that spin to attack Hat Kid if she gets too close.
259----
260* {{Expy}}: Of Skulltulas from ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda''. They're spiders with a facial motif and also perform a SpinAttack when approached.
261* GoombaSpringboard: They can be [[HelpfulMook very helpful]] if a number of them happen to be hanging down in a large gap between platforms, allowing Hat Kid to GoombaStomp them one at a time to cross the gaps.
262* SpinAttack: They attack by spinning their limbs like saw blades.
263[[/folder]]
264
265[[folder:Headless Statues]]
266[[quoteright:159:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitstatue.png]]
267[[caption-width-right:159:Don't Blink]]
268Angel statues that come alive when Hat Kid walks past them.
269----
270* JumpScare: They can catch you off guard when they make their move if you aren't expecting creepy living statues in this otherwise cheerful platformer. The fact they don't make a sound when they move helps, however.
271* InvincibleMinorMook: They are completely invincible, and the fact that they can easily outpace your walking speed makes them a lot worse.
272* LightningBruiser: They can outpace Hat Kid's normal running speed and are pretty persistent. Keep your Sprint Hat handy if you get close to one.
273[[/folder]]
274
275[[folder:Shromb Eggs]]
276[[quoteright:166:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitshromb.png]]
277 [[caption-width-right:166:Ringing intensifies...]]
278Large "eggs" seen throughout The Birdhouse that attempt to kamikaze Hat Kid.
279----
280* ActionBomb: These [[EggshellClothing walking eggs]] will try to [[MadeOfExplodium detonate]] themselves by walking into you.
281* CrosshairAware: Their blast radius shows up as a red circular region around them.
282* EggshellClothing: Zooming in on them while they're active using the Camera Badge reveals a turnip with a smiling face, as Shromb Eggs are [[DummiedOut a retooling of the former Shromb enemy]].
283* JumpScare: Meeting one for the first time can end up as this, since they're rather quick and the explosion is pretty loud.
284[[/folder]]
285
286[[folder:Rats]]
287[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rat_9.png]]
288[[caption-width-right:350:Infected vermin]]
289A sickly rodent and minor enemy found in the Mafia Headquarters and the Metro tunnels.
290----
291* RodentsOfUnusualSize: Are roughly the same size as Hat Kid.
292* UniqueEnemy: These enemies appear in exactly one place (the Mafia Headquarters) in the base game.[[note]]They also appear in the Mafia Town purple time rift, but here they are passive [=NPCs=] rather than enemies.[[/note]] They lose this status in the ''Nyakuza Metro'' DLC.
293[[/folder]]
294
295!The Spaceship
296[[folder:Rumbi]]
297[[quoteright:249:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rumbi.png]]
298 [[caption-width-right:249:One happy lil' cleaner.]]
299->''"My trusty robot vacuum!! He's very responsible and cleans my spaceship! + is my unwilling transport service."''
300-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
301
302->'''Voiced by:''' Caitlyn Bairstow
303
304A [[BrandX Roomba-ish device]] that cleans the central room of Hat Kid's ship.
305----
306* ADayInTheLimelight: He has an entire time rift dedicated to his production in the Nyakuza Metro DLC. [[spoiler:The storybook unlocked features Rumbi and Hat Kid's history together (when she first assembled him), as well as his reactions to certain events during the game (like how he reacted after Hat Kid had her soul taken, or witnessed Mustache Girl stealing the Time Piece collection).]]
307* AIIsACrapshoot: The Time Rift in Nyakuza Metro is the Rumbi Factory, which features various defective models that are much more dangerous than the oft-abused model on the ship.
308* ButtMonkey: Poor Rumbi is often used as a ride by Hat Kid, and the more artefacts the spaceship gets filled up with, it increases the chances he bumps headfirst into them.
309* CuteMachines: Even his voice is cute. If he bumps into something, sometimes he'll say, "[[OwMyBodyPart Ow! My-circuit-board!]]", and sometimes he'll spin or jump in happiness when Hat Kid is nearby.
310* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Rumbi, as revealed in the Nyakuza Metro time rift, was the product of a mass crowdfunded project, with one of its selling points being a really cute Roomba-like cleaning bot. It is sentient, has feeling, and collects pons. It's basically an idealistic look at the development of the very game he appears in.
311* {{Leitmotif}}: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_b3JFXvyYU Rumbi Factory]]", the piece of music that plays during Rumbi's own time rift in the Nyakuza Metro.
312* InTheFutureWeStillHaveRoombas: Although Rumbi has a degree of sentience and emotions.
313* NiceGuy: Is a loyal companion to Hat Kid, not minding at all if Hat Kid rides or hits him to get Pons.
314* VideogameCrueltyPotential: Besides riding on Rumbi, you can whack him with the umbrella to get Pons out of him. If Hat Kid is riding poor Rumbi, when he bumps on something, she'll utter a delightful "wheee!". Rumbi does visibly struggle to move about however, but Rumbi doesn't seem to mind all that much, as he'll still jump with joy when Hat Kid approaches him.
315[[/folder]]
316
317[[folder:The Roach King]]
318[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitroach.jpg]]
319 [[caption-width-right:350:''"You have a heart of gold, Hat Kid."'']]
320A creature that has left secret messages throughout Hat Kid's ship.
321----
322* BigCreepyCrawlies: Is notably bigger than the other roaches seen ingame.
323* EasterEgg: Leaves hidden notes that are only readable with the Camera badge.
324** If one hacks the game [[spoiler:to go out of bounds in the second sublevel of the Twilight Travels purple time rift, he greets Hat Kid and offers her a cookie.]]
325[[/folder]]
326
327!Mafia Town
328[[folder:The Mafia of Cooks]]
329[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitmafia.png]]
330[[caption-width-right:350:''"Mafia take no kindly to intruder!"'']]
331->''"The mob of Mafia Town, who run the place with an iron fist. Smells of fish."''
332-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
333
334->'''Voiced by:''' Kyle Johnson
335
336The men that run Mafia Town. As their title implies, they are a literal Mafia made up entirely of LethalChef types, both figuratively and literally.
337----
338* AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs: According to their dialogue and the Mafia Time Rift storybook, Mafia Town used to be just an isolated island town until the Mafia of Cooks arrived and took it over, presumably by force. They've apparently occupied the town for [[OlderThanTheyLook hundreds of years]].
339* AmbiguouslyEvil: The Mafia's moral alignment is never clear. They don't have an ulterior motive or any incentive to attack Hat Kid unless she attacks first, and the worst they do is beat up tourists who trespass on their turf. Some Mafia are even genuinely nice, [[spoiler:and towards the finale, they'll pull off a HeroicSacrifice to help Hat Kid defeat Mustache Girl]]. On the other hand, they do admit to doing heinous things to other people because [[ItAmusedMe it amuses them]]. Overall, the Mafia seem to be entirely neutral, provided no one gets on their bad side.
340** [[spoiler:Mustache Girl's storybook subverts the "ambiguous" part--they are depicted [[WouldHurtAChild bullying Mustache Girl after she gave a friendly greeting]] and conquering the island that would become Mafia Town by force.]]
341* ArcVillain: They're the main antagonists of the first world, Mafia Town.
342* BaldOfEvil: Most members of the Mafia of Cooks are bald.
343* BaritoneOfStrength: The Mafia members are muscular and share a deep, powerful voice (courtesy of Kyle Johnson) to match.
344* BeTheBall: A bunch of Mafia goons can group together to form a giant ball, which the Mafia Boss uses in one of his attacks. [[spoiler:Later, during the FinalBoss battle, they form the Mafia Ball again to give Hat Kid a way to attack Mustache Girl, but this time, with the Conductor as the roller.]]
345* BigNo:
346** In the third and fourth chapters of Mafia Town, they have this reaction when they mistake Hat Kid for a hostile alien when she gets covered in mud.
347** In the first chapter of Subcon Forest, one unfortunate Mafia says this when he's sucked into a painting.
348** [[spoiler:When Hat Kid arrives at Mustache Girl's throne room, she finds a Mafia mook begging Mustache Girl not to execute him. She goes through with it anyway, dropping him through a trap door and causing him to scream "NO!" as he falls]].
349* ButtMonkey: Though they sorta deserve it, they tend to be on the receiving end of a lot of the game's BlackComedy.
350* TheCavalry: [[spoiler:During the FinalBoss, they and the Conductor are the first characters to help Hat Kid take down Mustache Girl when she starts making it impossible for Hat Kid to damage her]].
351* ChefOfIron: Bad cooks or not, they're still cooks that can punch Hat Kid across the room.
352* TheChewToy: Mafia doesn't catch a break. Here's a list of things these guys go through:
353** Gets constantly beaten by Hat Kid. Some of them gets beaten by Mustache Girl even before she learns of the Time Pieces, too.
354** When Mafia Town is flooded by lava, you can spot several Mafia goons getting burned in it.
355** One of the Mafia ends up stranded in Subcon Forest and sucked into a painting... That must be thrown in a bonfire.
356** Another Mafia becomes an unfortunate "[[TakenForGranite trophy]]" for Queen Vanessa.
357** In the final chapter, [[spoiler:you get in Mustache Girl's chamber just in time to see her executing one of the Mafia via trapdoor]].
358* ChekhovsSkill: The "Mafia Ball" thing used in Mafia Boss' battle seems like a one-time gag... [[spoiler:But is a useful, and powerful, technique used to defeat Mustache Girl in the final battle]].
359* DumbMuscle: Let's just say they're not the sharpest tools in the shed. Although they do manage to keep things working in Mafia Town somehow.
360* TheEndIsNigh: Comically downplayed; the Act in which Mafia Town is covered in lava has two with the signs "Oh No" and "Yikes".
361* ExtremityExtremist: Mafia only attack by punching or tackling. Heck, when Mafia talks about assaulting Mafia's targets, Mafia specifically mentions punching.
362* TheFamilyForTheWholeFamily: Their criminal activities involve beating up barrels dressed as old ladies (to intimidate people) and punching seagulls for eating their fish, and they won't harm Hat Kid unless she attacks them first (usually).
363* FromNobodyToNightmare: Well, okay, Nightmare might be [[StarterVillain giving them too much credit]], but the memory you can piece together in the mafia memory Time Rift reveals that they were [[spoiler:just a bunch of low-rank nobodies, waiters, fast food chefs, janitors, then the man who would be their leader decided to Manifest Destiny from their homeland, arriving at the island they would eventually take over]].
364* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler:During the final fight against Mustache Girl, one of the Mafia will notice that them dying will give Hat Girl the health pons she needs to win and demands his friend to punch him dead, starting the chain of other [[HeroicSacrifice Heroic Sacrifices]] in the crowd. Somewhat downplayed by the fact that he acknowledges that he'll probably be fine when time rewinds.]]
365* InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals: All of the Mafia Goons are identical save for slight differences in clothing and all refer to themselves as "Mafia".
366* InsaneTrollLogic: The Mafia has an odd way of thinking, to say the least. If Mafia doesn't explain how to build base, Mafia spares you from disappointment of you failing to build something as great... Now you owe Mafia a favor. And Mafia will remember.
367* JerkAss: While a few of the Mafia members will [[AffablyEvil have a surprisingly amicable chat]] with Hat Kid, a lot of them are still rather fond of doing mean-spirited things for little reason except that they can to the townsfolk that remain:
368** A Mafia member more or less ''starts the game'' by telling Hat Kid that she still has to pay a toll for passing Mafia Town, even in space.
369** One of them admits that they joked that they were taking everything away from a family in repossessing their home, only to do it ''anyway'' (saying that was the real joke), and then force them on a boat off the island.
370** There are a few who offer to give Hat Kid a high five, and then play a game of pattycake, [[spoiler:before they punch Hat Kid in the face]].
371* KungFuProofMook: Attack the Mafia a few times, and they'll TurnRed and become immune to Hat Kid's umbrella. The only way to finish them off is to either jump on their heads, or use a bomb from the Brewing Hat.
372* {{Leitmotif}}: By extension, the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAQq9tfahZ8 Welcome to Mafia Town]]" theme in-general is the one most associated with the Mafia.
373* LethalChef: According to Cooking Cat in the rafters of the Mafia base, the Mafia of Cooks really sucks at the "cook" part of their name.
374-->'''Cooking Cat:''' I'm fairly certain someone would die if they ate Mafia-prepared food!
375* MadeOfIron: Mafia are one of the few non-boss enemies in the game that take multiple hits to defeat, and hold the highest number of hits required at four.
376* MascotMook: Mafia well aware of how tied Mafia is to game's public image.
377* MiseryBuildsCharacter: Mafia believes is building character when intimidating people!
378* MrExposition: Oddly enough, the Mafia can give Hat Kid information around Mafia Town. Some of the Mafias inside Chapter 1's Purple Time Rift explains in detail how those Time Rifts actually works.
379* PetTheDog: Played for laughs. There's at least one Mafia member in Mafia Town who talks about his son. He laments that his son won't grow up to be as strong as him. [[spoiler:Meaning his son can't effectively punch and kick innocent people. Mafia heartbroken by this.]]
380* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: In addition to the comment below that the Mafia Boss makes about encountering a Time Piece a century before, at least one random Mafia on the island as dialogue that indicates he's over a thousand years old. The Mafia are, for reasons unknown, apparently extremely long lived.
381* SmallRoleBigImpact: Comparatively; they're the main threat of the first chapter, but are generally not very dangerous. However, they are the sole reason Hat Kid has to go on this adventure (due to trying to shake her down for a toll), and are the reason Mustache Girl becomes the BigBad. Regarding the former of those two, the specific Mafia who goes after Hat Kid's ship is a particular example, since while he sets everything in motion, he isn't seen (as far as we can tell) even once after landing back on the planet.
382* StarterVillain: They're the reason Hat Kid is stuck on the planet, and also the first major antagonists of the game before Mustache Girl takes over the role of primary villain.
383* SuperMobBoss: While they are the first villains encountered in the game, they are still a major threat to Hat Kid, who can also defeat powerful monsters.
384* TakenForGranite: In Queen Vanessa's Manor, there is a Mafia hiding in the bedroom dresser, weeping in pure terror of Queen Vanessa. When the key atop her bed is taken, said Mafia is seen outside the dresser frozen solid.
385* ThirdPersonPerson: They all refer to themselves as "Mafia". The only one to avert this is the Mafia Boss.
386* ThrowABarrelAtIt: The only one remaining mafia on top of a tower made of TNT barrels will attempt to throw them down at Hat Kid. The barrels he throws [[SpikesOfDoom grows spikes]] and sometimes bounce around the tower. Once he realizes that his efforts are futile, he decides to deal with Hat Kid personally, only to end up as ATwinkleInTheSky after Hat Kid defeats him.
387* TopHeavyGuy: All of the Mafia are barrel-chested with tiny legs. [[BrawnHilda This also includes the women]], who can be seen in the storybook from Mafia Town's purple Time Rift.
388* TurnsRed: A Mafia can become temporarily immune to Hat Kid's umbrella attacks when she hits them too many times with it. This state can be canceled out with a GoombaStomp or explosives made by the Brewing Hat.
389* UnskilledButStrong: Mafia attacks with very telegraphed punches. That said, Mafia able to [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom punch puny kid with hat across room]].
390* WhiteSheep: The Mafia Bartender is actually quite nice, acting as a WarriorTherapist if Hat Kid talks to him.
391** The Mafia encountered within the Time Rift arguably qualifies to an extent. He talks to Hat Kid gently and kindly, explains how Time Rifts levels works, opens one of the gates for free halfway through the level, and actually wishes the Hat Kid good luck and to be careful!
392* WouldHurtAChild: Any of them, [[JustifiedTrope if you attack them or infiltrate their headquarters]]. Though at least one particular instance has a guy who will adorably play patty-cake with Hat Kid, then punch her across the street with no provocation.
393%%zce* YouNoTakeCandle: They all talk in this fashion.
394[[/folder]]
395
396[[folder:Mafia Boss]]
397[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mafiaboss_0.png]]
398[[caption-width-right:350:''"We'll have to settle it in true Mafia style!"'']]
399->''"Leader of the Mafia. He's not someone you wanna mess with. Watch out."''
400-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
401
402->'''Voiced by:''' John Mondelli
403
404The red-coated leader of the Mafia of Cooks.
405----
406* AffablyEvil: The leader of an oppressive Mafia organization, nonetheless cares about his minions and is pretty polite and helpful to Hat Kid.
407* {{Acrofatic}}: Don't be fooled by his chubby stature, he can jump really high and do actual acrobatics like his Mafia Ball maneuver.
408* BenevolentBoss: If anything, the Time Rift in Mafia Town shows is that he treats the ones working for him rather well, letting them relax and have fun.
409* BrainInAJar: [[spoiler:Following his boss battle, he's eyes in a jar, but still sentient.]]
410* BrickJoke: Before attacking the Mafia's HQ, Mustache Girl discusses her plans with Hat Kid, mentioning stuffing the Mafia's remains in a jar and selling it online. [[spoiler:After his defeat, he was reduced to his eyes, nose, mustache and hat and has to be stored in a jar.]]
411* ButtMonkey: After his defeat, [[spoiler:he basically has to be carried around because he doesn't have a body anymore, leaving him the ArcVillain with the worst luck. By Arctic Cruise, he's annoyed that Hat Kid is on the same cruise as him, although he seems to prefer her company anyway because, while he is understandably aggravated with Hat Kid, the seals irritate him far more due to their incompetence and noisiness.]]
412* CallingYourAttacks: He'll shout names like "Super Charge!", "Ultra Charge!", "Mega Charge!", and "Mafia Ball!" as he attacks.
413* TheDon: He's the boss of the Mafia.
414* DualWielding: In his boss fight, he wields two kitchen knives, and he can throw them around like boomerangs.
415* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: He is only known as the Boss of the Mafia.
416* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:While he does end up surviving the battle against Hat Kid, all that's left of him are his eyes, nose, mustache, and hat in a jar, and he'll probably be stuck this way for who knows how long. Although he does imply that he can get himself a new body.]]
417* FlunkyBoss: He will call for some of his Mafia goons to aid him in battle and then ''lots'' of them to make the "Mafia Ball" attack.
418* FriendlyEnemy: [[spoiler:While he outright calls Hat Kid his ArchNemesis, he still willingly sells her his Compass badge.]]
419* GreaterScopeVillain: He is only the first boss of the game, but the Mafia he founded is the underlying reason for Mustache Girl being the BigBad.
420* GroundPound: He will always use it in conjunction with his PrecisionGuidedBoomerang attack.
421* HiddenDepths:
422** He knows what Time Pieces are and has apparently had experiences with them before, given his comment before his boss fight. What this means is never fully explored, however, nor is his comment about the last time he saw one having been [[OlderThanTheyLook nearly 100 years ago]]. This comment was [[{{Retcon}} replaced]] later on with one suggesting unfamiliarity with the Time Pieces, likely because it was a [[DummiedOut remnant of an earlier stage of development]] that no longer applies to the narrative in the final game.
423** [[spoiler:The Mafia Boss also claims that he is well-traveled, and knows the locations of all the relics to the point that he drew a useful map to help Hat Kid find them.]]
424* LargeHam: Spends most of his boss battle shouting at Hat Kid, and he gleefully [[CallingYourAttacks yells out his attacks]].
425* {{Leitmotif}}: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7cja2fbZU Mafia Boss' Big Showdown]]".
426* LightningBruiser: In his Death Wish battle most of his attacks become ''much'' faster and he gets considerably more health and to make things worse he won't stay in his vulnerable state nearly as long as before.
427* MeaningfulName: Beyond the obviousness of his name, Mafia Town's Time Rift shows that Mafia Boss ''is'' in fact their boss. More specifically, business boss -- he ran a fishing business before becoming unsatisfied with his life and sailing with his men to find new land until they settled on the island that would become "Mafia Town". He's also the level's boss fight.
428* MisterBig: The head of the Mafia of Cooks is substantially less heavily-built than his underlings.
429* OutOfFocus: [[spoiler:After his boss fight in Chapter 1, the Mafia Boss is degraded to only a couple of minor appearances in Hat Kid's spaceship and the final chapter, and is no longer relevant to the rest of the game's main story after that.]]
430* PreAssKickingOneLiner: "If you want [the Time Piece], we'll have to settle it in true mafia style! Lights! Action!... It is ''showtime!''"
431* PrecisionGuidedBoomerang: Can throw his knives, which will return to him eventually.
432* {{Pun}}: [[spoiler:He's the "head" of the Mafia, and his "head" (well, eyes, hat, and mustache) is all that's left after his boss battle.]]
433* RankScalesWithAssKicking: He's the head of the Mafia of Cooks and definitely the toughest one.
434* ShockAndAwe: Uses electrical attacks during his boss battle.
435* SpectacularSpinning: Spins and flips around the stage at high speeds while doing his acrobatics, although this tends to leave him [[TacticalSuicideBoss dizzy and vulnerable afterwards.]]
436* WakeUpCallBoss: His EX version in Death Wish is a fine welcoming to how brutal the boss battles in said mode can be, as he ups the duration of his attacks before he becomes vulnerable and all of his attacks save Mafia Ball are juiced up in some way.
437* WarmUpBoss: He is the first major boss you face in the game, and unlike later bosses, has no special gimmicks or multiple phases. He just has a steady attack pattern that is easy to follow, which gradually changes overtime after every few hits.
438[[/folder]]
439
440[[folder:Goofy Mafia]]
441[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/spect.jpg]]
442 [[caption-width-right:350:''"Mafia saw spaceship! Mafia knew all along! Mafia is being invaded by aliens!"'']]
443
444A glasses-wearing Mafia who holds one of the Time Pieces that Hat Kid is looking for, and later shows up on her ship as the InUniverse justification for Workshop levels. Has a fear of space aliens.
445----
446* AscendedExtra: Went from a NPC who only showed up twice to a fixture on Hat Kid's spaceship.
447* ButtMonkey: The first (and only) mission he headlines pertains to scaring him into giving Hat Kid the Time Piece he found.
448* ConspiracyTheorist: Act 3 of Mafia Town shows that he is afraid of "slimy space aliens", specifically a mud-covered Hat Kid. He also shows interest in alien worlds, reading Hat Kid's mail to help him fantasize about them.
449* NiceGuy: He's the one to personally thank Hat Kid on behalf of the Mafia of Cooks for turning off the lava faucets in Act 6, and when finally cornered in his debut Act he gives up the Time Piece without a fight.
450* TokenHeroicOrc: Along with the Mafia bartender, he's one of the few Mafia who doesn't act antagonistic in the slightest to Hat Kid and refuses to fight her.
451[[/folder]]
452
453[[folder:Cooking Cat]]
454[[quoteright:272:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cooking_cat.png]]
455 [[caption-width-right:272:''"The Mafia are terrible at cooking! But fear not, Cooking Cat is here!"'']]
456->''"Despite having no thumbs, this cat cooks quite a feast!"''
457-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
458
459->'''Voiced by:''' {{Creator/Xanthe Huynh}}
460
461An anthropomorphic cat chef from Mafia Town.
462----
463* TeamChef: For both the Mafia (since she replaces all their horrible food with her own), and Hat Kid (after she invades the ship).
464* SupremeChef: Considering the crummy kitchen in the Mafia HQ they have to work with, she must be an excellent cook. Although Mafia's cooking is not known to be the best.
465[[/folder]]
466
467!Battle of the Birds
468[[folder:DJ Grooves]]
469[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dj_grooves_full.png]]
470[[caption-width-right:250:''"Oh my! Oh my! What is that I see? Is it true inner beauty? An innocent soul with a heart of gold?"'']]
471->''"Hope you brought your dancing shoes, cause this funky penguin is heating up the dance-floor with his moves!"''
472-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
473
474->'''Voiced by:''' Anthony Sardinha
475
476A Nightclub DJ Penguin. Also a movie director.
477----
478* AffablyEvil: He's generally nicer than the Conductor, though, [[spoiler:if he wins the award, he becomes the boss of Chapter 2]].
479* AlwaysSecondBest: Has continuously failed to surpass The Conductor and earn more than one gold trophy for his films. [[spoiler:This is his motivation for being the boss of the Chapter if he wins the trophy, as his ego has gone to his head, and he wants to use his Time Piece to reverse time and win all the gold awards, as he's convinced that The Conductor cheated to beat him in all of the past competitions.]]
480* BenevolentBoss: He wipes away Hat Kid's damages bill, refers to her in a more neutral tone than the Conductor in each of his films' credits, and is generally pretty nice for someone who's using Hat Kid for his own gain. That said, [[spoiler:he becomes more bad if he wins, since he kept a Time Piece for himself]].
481** He's also shown to have a great relationship with his Moon Penguins, to the point where they protect him from a ProducePelting, escort him off stage, and hug him to cheer him up after one of his movies bombed.
482* BigOlEyebrows: His eyebrows look more like antlers than anything.
483* BitchInSheepsClothing: As opposed to the Conductor being a JerkWithAHeartOfGold that, after being an asshole, [[spoiler:helps Hat Kid in the boss fight by defusing the bomb strapped onto her]], he's a generally affable BenevolentBoss that, [[spoiler:upon winning, keeps the final Time Piece, tries to murder Hat Kid, and does so even if she says she might let him have it]].
484* BossBanter: [[spoiler:The director has several voice clips for the same things. Some to [[CallingYourAttacks semi-announce certain attacks]], some "How could you do this to me!?"s, [[TrashTalk some to taunt Hat Kid]].]]
485* CatchPhrase: "Darling!"
486* CheerfulChild: Chapter 2's picture book shows what both DJ Grooves and The Conductor looked like as children.
487* CollapsingCeilingBoss: [[spoiler:During his boss battle, he'll cause the technical equipment attached to the roof and giant disco balls to fall down over Hat Girl.]]
488* DamageSpongeBoss: [[spoiler:He, along with the Conductor, takes a whopping '''30''' hits to defeat, which is more than any boss in the game, even the FinalBoss. Excluding the heart-to-heart exposition cutscene, he takes 15 hits during the first initial phase, 10 hits during the [[TimeLimitBoss bomb]] phase, and the final 5 hits during the last phase where you're being chased by knife-happy Express Owls.]]
489* DiscoDan: He talks like Elvis, wears a rhinestone suit, wears tall shoes and an afro, and is constantly disco-dancing.
490* DoppelgangerAttack: [[spoiler: For an arguable definition of 'doppelgänger', but later on into his boss battle when he starts lunging at Hat Kid with knives, multiple photo copies also lunge forward and are just as dangerous as the original knife (which Grooves will reveal himself with the last knife). The same also occurs with the photo copies of him on the falling disco ball, which also produce the same shockwave.]]
491* DualBoss: He fights alongside The Conductor against Hat Kid in the ''Death Wish'' mode of their fight.
492* DyingDeclarationOfHate: [[spoiler:Though he doesn't die, he does cry out "I HATE YOU, DARLING!!" towards Hat Kid after she defeats him in his boss battle.]]
493* {{Expy}}: [[WordOfGod According to]] [[https://twitter.com/HatInTime/status/975393594709299201 Gears for Breakfast]], DJ Grooves was inspired by Miror B. from ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum'' and ''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness''.
494* GetBackHereBoss: [[spoiler:Halfway through his boss battle, he'll arm the bomb attached to Hat Kid and will sometimes begin to run around the room, laughing and taunting while trying to waste your time]].
495* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler:Performs a mutual one with The Conductor to assure that Hat Girl will win the fight against Mustache Girl with the health they'll drop. They're fine once time rewinds, though.]]
496* {{Hypocrite}}: [[spoiler:If he wins the award, he becomes convinced that the Conductor cheated in order to get all of his awards. He is also prepared to cheat just as badly, if not worse, by screwing with the time stream (despite not having any evidence for his accusations).]]
497* JerkassBall: Considering he's a straight NiceGuy both before and after [[spoiler:his boss battle, it's possible winning just got to his head and Hat Kid knocked some sense into him]].
498* JiveTurkey: His dialogue is ''very'' disco.
499* LargeHam: [[spoiler:DJ Grooves quite possibly out hams [[ViolentGlaswegian the Conductor]] in their BossBanter. He comes across more [[SanitySlippage unhinged]] too.]]
500* {{Leitmotif}}: He shares [[spoiler:two]] with The Conductor:
501** The first is "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru88jYdl3k4 Dead Bird Studio]]": his theme is in the first part, with the synthetizers.
502** [[spoiler:The second is the boss battle theme "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz9aBqJo3ys The Battle for Award 42]]"]].
503* NiceGuy: He's a very affable fellow once you get to know him, [[spoiler:though he becomes much more sinister if he wins the award.]] Even at the end of the game, he's on pretty good terms with Hat Kid [[spoiler:even when he could have been trying to kill her some time ago.]]
504* TheNicknamer: Every sentence directed towards Hat Kid usually ends with him calling her "darling". [[spoiler:It becomes TermsOfEndangerment if he ends up being the boss, as he still calls her "darling" throughout the fight, even screaming "I hate you, darling!" on his last hit.]]
505** [[spoiler:And just like his rival, he was willing to double-cross and fight Hat Kid when it came to possessing the last Time Piece if he wins. Both have different but similar motives for keeping onto the Time Piece.]]
506* OlderThanTheyLook: As shown in Chapter 2's picture book, DJ Grooves and The Conductor are revealed to be roughly the same age. This is after The Conductor admits to having grandchildren.
507** Given that the Conductor seemingly has 398 trophies in total (385 in his room, 13 in the lobby), it's safe to say that DJ Grooves has the same amount since they started at the same time. The award is stated to be annual so that puts both DJ Grooves and the Conductor at over 4 centuries old.
508* ProducePelting: Picture books acquired in Seal The Deal time rifts show that he was close to being the victim of one after one of his movies failed, before his Penguin bodyguards rushed on stage to take the blows for him.
509* RedOniBlueOni: The blue to The Conductor's red.
510* TheRival: To The Conductor, competing for movie awards.
511* StaticRoleExchangeableCharacter: [[spoiler:Chapter 2 Boss/Bomb Defuser. He tends to naturally slant towards being the boss, as his missions are much easier to high score than the Conductor's are, and the hitbox of the boss makes more sense with him. That said, the boss fight music is called "The Battle of Award 42", which is the Conductor's reason for keeping a Time Piece for himself and not Grooves'. Likewise, he's the resident Deep Throat, and the defuser, if he loses.]]
512* TechnicianVersusPerformer: The Performer, whose Acts are about raising Hat Kid's popularity among the masses by doing stylish acts.
513* TimeLimitBoss: [[spoiler:After the heart-to-heart sequence half-way through the fight, DJ Grooves will strap a bomb to Hat Kid and activate it. The timer will begin counting down from 80 seconds, and you must get enough hits on DJ Grooves to save enough time until his rival, the Conductor, shows up with a giant pair of scissors to defuse the bomb. Naturally, failure to do so will result in [[OneHitKill instant death]].]]
514* TooMuchAlike: [[spoiler:Like the Conductor, he was inspired to be a filmmaker as a child. Unfortunately, both of them were forced to share the same film studios and both of them had massive egos that led to them becoming bitter rivals]]
515* UngratefulBastard: Averted. If he's the winner, during the award ceremony, DJ Grooves is incredibly thankful towards Hat Kid for her efforts in securing his victory. [[spoiler:That doesn't stop him from keeping a hidden Time Piece from her.]]
516[[/folder]]
517
518[[folder:The Conductor]]
519[[quoteright:333:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahit_conductor_2.png]]
520[[caption-width-right:333:''"If I wanted a bunch of peck necks to dance around while on bird seed, I'd visit me grandchildren!"'']]
521->''"This guy claims to be a "bird" but when's the last time you saw a bird like that?! He's obsessed with winning..."''
522-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
523
524->'''Voiced by:''' {{Creator/Xander Mobus}}
525
526[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Conductor]] of the Owl Express. Also a movie director, known for Western train heist films.
527----
528* TheAce: Has won numerous awards for his directing, despite his heavy focus on trains and thrillers.
529* TheAlcoholic: When he gets away from directing and DJ Grooves in the Arctic Cruise chapter, he spends his entire vacation at the poolside bar.
530* AmbiguouslyHuman: Or rather, ambiguously avian. He's supposed to be a bird, but his exact species is an enigma.
531* AtomicFBomb:
532** Or rather, an Atomic P-Bomb. He shouts one to Hat Kid when [[spoiler:defeated in his boss battle.]]
533--->'''The Conductor:''' '''PECK NEEEEEEECK-'''
534** Drops another one when talking about [[spoiler:being judged for his crimes by Mustache Girl]].
535--->'''The Conductor:''' ''I'm nay gonna be judged by some MUSTACHED, HATLESS, HOOD-WEARIN', STATUE-POSIN', CASTLE-DWELLIN', TICKET-GIVIN','' '''''PECK NECK!'''''
536* AxCrazy: One of his missions is him having Hat Kid activate a ''live bomb'' on his train, something that he acknowledges could kill everyone on board, including himself. When Hat Kid completes the mission, he takes a disturbing amount of delight in watching Hat Kid run for dear life in the footage, laughing sadistically. He's also a PsychoKnifeNut.
537* BadBoss: He uses actual train passengers as extras, he constantly uses the word peck (which is [[InformedObscenity a swear word]], according to [=DJ=] Grooves), he gives Hat Kid more demeaning titles in the credits, and his EnforcedMethodActing involves [[spoiler:a fake murder]], as well as threatening to blow up the train (and he finds the train less expendable than Hat Kid or the owls). That said, [[spoiler:he becomes more benevolent if he loses, being the resident Deep Throat knockoff and bomb defuser]].
538* BerserkButton: Mess with his train, and you're in for it. He already finds life not worth living without it, so doing anything that makes him think you're going to damage it is by far the quickest way to piss him off.
539* BreakoutCharacter: While most characters don't appear beyond the chapter they're introduced in (excluding the finale), he returns in the Arctic Cruise level of the "Seal The Deal" DLC, and brings his grandkids with him. Other returning characters ''do'' appear in the Arctic Cruise, but he's the most prominent of the bunch, mainly in ''Rock the Boat.''
540* BossBanter: [[spoiler:The director has several voice clips for the same things. Some to [[CallingYourAttacks semi-announce certain attacks]], some "How could you do this to me!?"s, [[TrashTalk some to taunt Hat Kid]].]]
541* CollapsingCeilingBoss: [[spoiler:During his boss battle, he'll cause the technical equipment attached to the roof and giant disco balls to fall down over Hat Girl.]]
542* CartoonCreature: Appears to be some strange mix of a dog and a dragon, and is allegedly a bird of some kind resembling [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Woodstock]] with sharp teeth. Even Hat Girl is puzzled on what he actually is.
543* TheCavalry: [[spoiler:During the FinalBoss, he and the Mafia are the first characters to help Hat Kid take down Mustache Girl when she starts making it impossible for Hat Kid to damage her]].
544* CheerfulChild: Chapter 2's picture book shows what both DJ Grooves and The Conductor looked like as children. The Conductor was especially the "Cheerful" part of this trope's name, until he and DJ Grooves started going to war for movie dominance.
545* ClusterFBomb: According to DJ Grooves, "peck" is a swear word equivalent for birds, and is amazed by the fact the Conductor throws out the word casually like it's nothing.
546* CoolTrain: His train: the ''Owl Express''.
547* CreativeSterility: One of the whiteboards in The Conductor's meeting room shows that he's coming very close to running out of ideas, with multiple repetitions of the word "reboot" listed. Considering he's been in the film industry for at least several decades, and has been competing with DJ Grooves to come up with the best movie the whole time, it's completely [[JustifiedTrope justified.]]
548* CripplingOverspecialization: Subverted, considering every one of his films being Westerns set on trains hasn't stopped him from being massively successful. It ''has'' made it incredibly hard for him to come up with any new ideas, though, to the point he's actually considering rebooting his films.
549* DamageSpongeBoss: [[spoiler:He, along with DJ Grooves, takes a whopping '''30''' hits to defeat, which is more than any boss in the game, even the FinalBoss. Excluding the heart-to-heart exposition cutscene, he takes 15 hits during the first initial phase, 10 hits during the [[TimeLimitBoss bomb]] phase, and the final 5 hits during the last phase where you're being chased by knife-happy Express Owls.]]
550* DidntThinkThisThrough: After arguing with DJ Grooves in his first appearance, he boards the penguins into their half of Dead Bird Studio... Then realizes it might just make them work harder, and immediately heads to his own side.
551* DoppelgangerAttack: [[spoiler: For an arguable definition of 'doppelgänger', but later on into his boss battle when he starts lunging at Hat Kid with knives, multiple photo copies also lunge forward and are just as dangerous as the original knife (which the Conductor will reveal himself with the last knife). The same also occurs with the photo copies of him on the falling disco ball, which also produce the same shockwave.]]
552* DualBoss: He fights alongside DJ Grooves against Hat Kid in the ''Death Wish'' version of their fight.
553* EnforcedMethodActing: In-universe example. He tends to encourage this kind of performance from Hat Kid, such as when he hides the fact that [[spoiler:the murder on the Owl Express isn't real]].
554* EvilIsPetty: [[spoiler:While DJ Grooves's reason for keeping a Time Piece is because he's convinced the Conductor must have cheated to win all of his awards, the Conductor's reason is that he lost the award to DJ Grooves ''once'' ten years ago, breaking his otherwise perfect winning streak]].
555* EyeObscuringHat: Either that, or he just doesn't have any.
556* {{Foil}}: He's rather loud, obnoxious, egotistical, and kind of [[JerkAss an asshole]], in contrast to DJ Grooves, who is quieter, calmer, holds back his ego better (if not by much), and fairly nice.
557* {{Foreshadowing}}: [[spoiler:As you're making your way through the basement in the last act of Chapter 2, you can hear the Conductor talk to himself about what he plans to do with the Time Piece. In one of his dialogue, he mentions that he still has the bomb from Train Rush with him, and contemplates using it to blast the Time Piece open in order to access its power, but then decides to save it in case "someone" shows up. Come the boss fight, and the Conductor straps the bomb on Hat Kid after the heart-to-heart sequence, turning the boss fight into a TimeLimitBoss.]]
558* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Security cameras in the Arctic Cruise show him flailing and drowning in the pool while the lifeguard watches on.
559* GetBackHereBoss: [[spoiler:Halfway through his boss battle, he'll arm the bomb attached to Hat Kid and will sometimes begin to run around the room, laughing and taunting while trying to waste your time]].
560* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler:Performs a mutual one with DJ Grooves to assure that Hat Girl will win the fight against Mustache Girl with the health they'll drop. They're fine once time rewinds, though, and he had little trouble doing it because, without his train, he doesn't seem to find life worth it.]]
561* HitboxDissonance: [[spoiler:If he is the boss battle]], the Conductor has the same hitbox as DJ Grooves, despite being smaller than him.
562* HypocriticalHumor: He's always quick to talk about his love of the Owl Express, but this doesn't stop him from ''nearly destroying it'' just to make a more authentic-looking film.
563* HisNameReallyIsBarkeep: His name really is The Conductor.
564* InformedObscenity: His use of the word "peck" or "peckneck", which according to DJ Grooves, is a very obscene word to birds.
565-->'''DJ Grooves:''' "The Conductor is old-fashioned. [[SirSwearsALot He throws that word around a lot.]] It'll get him in trouble some day."
566* InformedSpecies: The owls he hires, as well as the fact that [=DJ=] Grooves is a penguin that hires penguins, suggests that he's supposed to be an owl. He doesn't exactly look like an owl, though.
567* {{Jerkass}}: Oh, where to begin. He's a BadBoss, has a temper, is racist towards Moon Penguins, uses Hat Kid to his own ends if she helps him, and all around is a very hostile person to be around.
568* JerkWithAHeartOfGold:
569** If DJ Grooves wins the award at the end of the Battle Of The Birds, the Conductor [[spoiler:shows up to save Hat Kid -- who is the reason Grooves won the award, and whom the Conductor previously said he didn't care about -- from a bomb Grooves stuck to her.]]
570** Regardless of whoever wins the award, the Conductor still shows that he does care about Hat Kid despite his hostile attitude. During the final boss, [[spoiler:he helps Hat Kid fight Mustache Girl when her TeleportSpam makes her impossible to hit, and tells DJ Grooves his weakspot so that they can mutually sacrifice one another to keep Hat Kid alive.]] During the Arctic Cruise chapter, [[spoiler:despite warning Hat Kid that they will leave her behind, he worries about her enough to extend the time limit while she rescues the Captain]].
571* LargeHam: At times, goes with being a PrimaDonnaDirector. You want a sample, just see what happens if you accuse [[spoiler:yourself]] of being the murderer in the Murder in the Owl Express act, and see how he goes nuts gleefully (and wrongly) going through the murderer's possible motives.
572* {{Leitmotif}}: He shares two with DJ Grooves:
573** The first is "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru88jYdl3k4 Dead Bird Studio]]": his theme is in the second part, with the harmonica.
574** The second is [[spoiler:his boss battle, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz9aBqJo3ys The Battle for Award 42]]"]].
575* TheNapoleon: He is about Hat Kid's size and is constantly screeching in anger.
576* NotBigEnoughForTheTwoOfUs: Says this to DJ Grooves when Hat Kid first sees them. Fitting, given his affinity for western movies. [[spoiler:This plays into their backstories as both of them didn't realize that they leased the same film studio until it was too late, leading to two massive egos sharing the same building]].
577* OlderThanTheyLook: Despite not looking especially old, he does have grandchildren. The old bird(?) appears to be at least four centuries old: he has 385 trophies in his room, plus the 13 displayed on his side of the lobby, plus the one he's fighting for in the game. Given the fact that the awards are annual. That puts him and DJ Grooves at 399 years in the business at least.
578* ThePerfectionist: Should he receive the award during the second chapter, [[spoiler:he becomes the boss of the chapter, wishing to go back and obtain the ''one'' award out of 52 that Grooves won instead of him]].
579* PrimaDonnaDirector: He's very demanding, and insists on perfection in his films.
580* PromotionToOpeningTitles: An odd variation; unlike DJ Grooves, his silhouette is on the logo of the game's final build, alongside Hat Kid, Mustache Girl, a Mafia, The Snatcher, and Queen Vanessa.
581* PsychoKnifeNut: He uses a knife for [[spoiler:his boss fight]]. It should be noted that, between the two directors, it's the Conductor or people related to him who're most often depicted having a love for knives, unlike Grooves who uses it as a weapon just once. He's also much more violent than DJ Grooves. He can be accused of stabbing a passenger dead in the Murder Mystery level, he has the most bloodthirsty BossBanter when lunging with his knife attack, his identical grandchildren brandish and threaten people with knives and the promotional art for the Death Wish mode has him be the one who's levitating a dozen knives.
582* RedOniBlueOni: The red to DJ Grooves's blue.
583* TheRival: Competing for the 52nd Annual Bird Award with DJ Grooves.
584* SirSwearsALot: According to [=DJ=] Grooves, "peck" is a swear word for birds, and the Conductor can't go two sentences without saying it.
585* SkewedPriorities: Some (if not all) of the owls at Dead Bird Studios are actually his train passengers, waiting for him to finish filming before they can reach their destination.
586* StaticRoleExchangeableCharacter: [[spoiler:Chapter 2 Boss/Bomb Defuser. He tends to naturally slant towards the defuser, however, as his missions are harder to high score on than DJ Grooves', and if he is the boss, he has Grooves' hitbox instead of the other way around. That said, the boss fight music is called "The Battle of Award 42", which is his reason for keeping a Time Piece for himself and not Grooves's.]]
587* StealthPun: He's a "[[InformedSpecies bird]]" who's a LargeHam SirSwearsALot. Wouldn't you say he's a little... ''fowl'' mouthed?
588* TechnicianVersusPerformer: The Technician, whose Acts are about the (dangerous) filming of his movies.
589* TimeLimitBoss: [[spoiler:After the heart-to-heart sequence half-way through the fight, the Conductor will strap a bomb to Hat Kid and activate it. The timer will begin counting down 80 seconds, and you must get enough hits on the Conductor to save enough time until his rival, DJ Grooves, shows up with a giant pair of scissors to defuse the bomb. Naturally, failure to do so will result in [[OneHitKill instant death]].]]
590* ThrillerOnTheExpress: His films. [[TrainJob Train Robberies]], [[MysteryFiction WhoDunIts]], and RunawayTrain stories seem to be his entire creative output.
591* TooMuchAlike: He and DJ Grooves were very similar [[spoiler:as children, being movie lovers who were inspired to become movie makers]]. This lead to them becoming competitors as adults due to both of them being equally ambitious. And just like his rival, he was willing to [[spoiler:double-cross and fight Hat Kid when it came to possessing the last Time Piece if he wins. Both have different but similar motives for keeping onto the Time Piece.]]
592* TrrrillingRrrs: Sometimes, it comes with the accent. Especially notable with the word "murderer", in which he ends up adding a truly enormous amount of unnecessary "r"s.
593* UltimateJobSecurity: A newspaper clipping states that he owns and operates the only train in the world, which is why The Conductor is so proud of it and why the Express Owls put up with his filming getting in the way of their commute.
594* UngratefulBastard: If he's the winner, during the award ceremony, the Conductor never thanks Hat Kid for her efforts in securing his victory, claiming it was all him. He further downplays her contributions as "tiny, insignificant efforts" and tells her to scram, never wanting to see her face again. [[spoiler:And this is before his boss battle, when it's discovered her kept a hidden Time Piece for himself for his own purposes.]]
595* ViolentGlaswegian: He speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and is the angrier and more temperamental director.
596[[/folder]]
597
598[[folder:Express Owls]]
599[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitowls.png]]
600 [[caption-width-right:350:''"I have no idea why we're at a movie studio. I need to be at work in 15-minutes!"'']]
601->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/SungWonCho
602The Conductor's assistants, some of which are also his passengers.
603----
604* EscortMission: The level "The Big Parade" centers around leading a band of Express Owls across city rooftops. Unlike most examples of the trope, though, you're not actually protecting them from an ongoing threat, but rather, the Owls act like Cosmic Clones from ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'', where they follow your exact movement, and bumping into them causes CollisionDamage.
605* MeaningfulName: They're called "Express Owls" because they ride the Conductor's Owl Express train as his passengers. An Owl [=NPC=] at the Dead Bird Studio reception room even explains it.
606* NonIndicativeName: Downplayed. The "murdered" Express Owl is [[labelnote:revealed]]if the other Express Owls are the chosen suspects[[/labelnote]] to be named "Robin". "Robin" can be a common name for a person, but it's also the name of a bird species unrelated to owls.
607* NotQuiteDead: [[spoiler:The plot twist at the end of Murder on the Owl Express reveals that the murdered Owl was not murdered at all. He was just playing dead all along while wearing a rubber knife and covering himself in ketchup to make the murder look real. His reasoning for faking the murder, though, depends on who you chose as the suspect.]]
608* ShoutOut: In Murder on the Owl Express, one of the Owls blocks the way into the VIP room because he lost his contact lens after someone bumped into him, and doesn't want to move out of fear that he or Hat Kid may step on it. This is a subtle nod to Zess T. from ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''.
609* SoundTest: An owl band can play the records that Hat Kid finds from completing Rifts or spending Rift Tokens.
610[[/folder]]
611
612[[folder:Moon Penguins]]
613[[quoteright:278:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitpenguin_2.png]]
614 [[caption-width-right:278:''"You see my fingers here? You see how they're snappin'? ''That'' is the universal bird sign for '''Beat it.'''"'']]
615->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/MarinMiller
616DJ Grooves's actors and his loyal fans.
617----
618* {{Lunarians}}: Their home is a city on the Moon.
619* MeaningfulName: They're called "Moon Penguins" because they really live on the Moon.
620* {{Paparazzi}}: Have this role in the first DJ Grooves-centric mission.
621* PottyEmergency: In Arctic Cruise, one Moon Penguin is desperate to use the only available bathroom on the ship, but said bathroom is blocked off by a food cart because of the Seal's sheer incompetence.
622* {{Protectorate}}: A Rift in the "Seal the Deal" expansion portrays them as this for DJ Grooves, guarding him from a ProducePelting and escorting him out of the theater after one of his movie bombs.
623[[/folder]]
624
625[[folder:Crow Agent Watch (C.A.W.)]]
626[[quoteright:280:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caw2.png]]
627 [[caption-width-right:280:''"Greetings, fellow Express Owl."'']]
628->''"These guys won't give me a break! All they do is keep asking me questions and hoot at me! Bad detectives."''
629-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
630
631->'''Voiced by:''' Ty Konzak
632
633A murder of Crow Agents investigating a murder on the Owl Express in the Act "[[RuleOfThree Murder]] on the Owl Express".
634----
635* BlatantLies: They introduce themselves as Express Owls despite looking nothing like one.
636-->As you can tell, I am also an Express Owl. I do much hooting.
637** Later on in their appearance in the Arctic Cruise, they insist that they acquired their tickets in a sweepstakes, every single one of them.
638-->We crows all won our tickets in a sweepstakes. All of us. It was incredibly lucky.
639* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: They're generally somewhat lucid, honestly believing that they're fooling everyone with their Owl imitations (while also being convinced that Hat Kid is a fellow Owl), asking password phishing questions for anything that doesn't actually involve a password, showing up in the oddest of places telling jokes (such as in Dead Bird Studios basement at midnight or in a time rift for no explicable reason), and not quite understanding why their fellow crows haven't emerged from the lava they fell into yet.
640* CluelessDetective: They completely fail to find any resolution as to who the murderer is in the titular case. [[spoiler:Possibly subverted if Hat Kid accuses them as a whole of being the murderers, where they intentionally did a poor job so as to hide their involvement and get paid for their services]].
641* ConstantlyCurious: Highly curious and questioning, but not particularly bright at telling an honest answer from a fake and ridiculous one.
642* TheCracker: Sort of. While they themselves probably couldn't even operate a computer, their questions are themed around network security and come off as a particularly bad attempt at phishing, asking you things like, "What is your uncle's sister's maiden name?" and "What is your favorite sequence of letters and numbers?"
643* DarkIsNotEvil: They're tall, black-bodied crows with glowing white eyes that wear concealing trench coats and fedoras, who all act incredibly sketchy like they're looking for something. The worst they ever do is invade your privacy with mostly harmless questions.
644* {{Expy}}: Of the G-Men from ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}''. They're shifty, wear hats and trenchcoats and speak in monotone.
645* FunnyBackgroundEvent:
646** Minor one in the Arctic Cruise; small security cameras in the Captains deck show that an Agent wandered into the ship's power room and is being electrocuted.
647** Also in the Artic Cruise, you can find them sitting in the still sinking ship looking down thoughtfully at the chaos up from pipes, apparently not concerned with the situation.
648* FunWithAcronyms: '''C'''row '''A'''gent '''W'''atch.
649* HelloInsertNameHere: Their main role aside from being guards in certain Acts, though it's done primarily for laughs, as only a very few of their questions have an important role in naming things. The rest of their questions are just comedic opportunities to have them say whatever the player wants (albeit in [[SpeakingSimlish Simlish).]]
650* HoYay: In-universe example. In Alpine Skyline, you can spot two crows sitting together at the Bird Cage with the occasional love heart floating between them.
651* KickTheDog: After Hat Kid tells them which body part she's most ashamed of, they'll tell her not to be ashamed of her body. However, you'll later overhear them making fun of her for whatever body part she expressed shame over behind her back. (Or, if you didn't provide an answer, just outright making fun of her butt).
652* OrphanedPunchline: Whatever their jokes are, it's enough to make a whole room of them uproariously laugh.
653-->There was too much sauce on the pizza!
654-->And the Owls don't like to give their blueprints!
655-->Because, he was missing one his feathers!
656-->[[LampshadeHanging But has anyone noticed we all wear the same coat?]]
657-->It didn't even matter what he said anyway!
658-->Even if there was a giant fire!
659-->So I said to her; 'Don't go into the store'!
660-->Right as he was about to sneeze!
661* PerpetualMolt: They're always shedding some of their black feathers as they move or stand around.
662* SpeakingSimlish: Anything you answer their questions with will be translated to them echoing it with indistinct and guttural mumbling noises.
663* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Should you pass notes along for them in Act 2 of the Arctic Cruise;
664-->These are, uh, birthday cards. For my friend. Please give them to him.
665-->Please, pass these plain, uncoded messages along for me.
666-->Thank you for these 'ordinary letters', fellow passenger.
667-->Unremarkable messages? For me? You shouldn't have.
668* VerbalTic: ''Greetings/Hello, fellow Express Owl/Criminal/Passenger.''
669[[/folder]]
670
671!Subcon Forest
672[[folder:The Snatcher]]
673[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitsnatcher.jpg]]
674[[caption-width-right:350:''"You blew it! You've totally screwed yourself!"'']]
675[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see [[spoiler:what he originally looked like.]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/storybook_subcon_p02.png[[/labelnote]]]]]]
676
677->''"Lurks in the shadows, he's obsessed with making me sign contracts!"''
678-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
679
680->'''Voiced by:''' [[Creator/{{Yungtown}} Luke Sizemore]] (main game, ''Seal the Deal''), Vinton Bruno (''Vanessa's Curse'')
681
682A powerful spiritual presence in Subcon Forest that's willing to spare souls if they fulfill his contracts.
683----
684* AffablyEvil: His horrible, unspeakably devious contracts are basically public service contracts, such as cleaning out a well, kicking out troublemakers from the village, and defeating a monster terrorizing the town. He's also pretty chummy despite being a manipulative jerk, though he does have a PetTheDog-style relationship with his citizens. Though he ''is'' taking people's souls, and is a firm believer in [[spoiler:YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness]], so he's not a HarmlessVillain, either.
685* AllYourPowersCombined: [[spoiler:When you fight him at the end of the boss rush against the harder Death Wish versions of the bosses, he unleashes electric shocks like the Mafia Boss[[note]]Removed in some tweaks to Death Wish[[/note]], drops studio lights and throws sawblades like the directors, and drops Time Pieces (specifically, the purple Death Wish ones) like Mustache Girl.]]
686* AntiVillain: A ruthless and manipulative jerk, yes, but also a [[spoiler:victim of his crazy, jealous princess. Though Vanessa's magic has corrupted the NiceGuy he once was, his heart still shows with his [[BenevolentBoss treatment]] of his shadow minions, him fighting against Mustache Girl to end her tyranny, and, in his own way, trying to get Hat Kid to stay just like the others, showing that he's grown to view her as a friend, as well]].
687* ArcVillain: His antagonism to Hat Kid encompasses the third chapter, and later on the "Death Wish" game mode (which is largely a bonus mode of dubious canonicity).
688* AscendedExtra: In the early builds of ''A Hat in Time'', he was just a mischievous jerk who needlessly gave Hat Kid problems in Queen Vanessa's Manor because [[ItAmusedMe it seemed funny]], and didn't do much beyond that. After the developers cut out the Moonjumper, the Snatcher took over his role and backstory, giving him greater importance to Subcon.
689* BadBoss: To whoever is unlucky enough to get drafted into being his servant, especially because of his firm belief in YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness. The last one got [[OffWithHisHead his head popped right off]], after all.
690* BeingTorturedMakesYouEvil: [[spoiler:Being chained to a wall and left there until he died and became The Snatcher didn't exactly do wonders for his sense of morality.]]
691* BenevolentBoss: His shadowy minions, on the other hand, get much better treatment than the servants he drafts, even to the point where he'll steal mail from the land of the living and send them to his minions just so they'll feel cared for.
692* BestServedCold: The Snatcher didn't forget his humiliating loss to Hat Kid in the main story. After [[spoiler:Time's End is unlocked,]] he shows up on Hat Kid's spaceship to take his revenge in the "Death Wish Mode," by challenging Hat Kid to complete his new contracts spread all across the previous worlds. These contracts include more treacherous levels and bosses with high levels of difficulty. [[DeathTrap Death Wish]] Mode indeed.
693** This is also the reasoning behind the online mode "Vanessa's Curse", as he wants revenge on Queen Vanessa [[spoiler:for killing him and turning him into the Snatcher]].
694* BewareTheSillyOnes: He's loud, uses Hat Kid to do (seemingly) petty jobs, and has a pretty goofy appearance, but his boss fight shows that he's ''far from harmless''. In his pre-boss speech, he has none of the veiled friendliness tone and his voice is downright threatening.
695-->'''The Snatcher:''' Wait up, kid. Remember how the old contractor had his head pop off? That wasn't a coincidence. It popped off the moment he stopped being useful to me. [[spoiler:And guess who else just became obsolete? That's right. ''You.'' Now that that possessed outhouse isn't bothering me anymore, and all of those contracts of yours are tidied away...I don't need you around. Besides, you didn't think I was going to let you ''keep'' all those Time Pieces? They fell in ''my'' forest, kid. They belong to '''''me!''''' (''Snatches Hat Kid's hat and proceeds to darken the room''.) Time you saw what I'm ''really'' capable of, kid. '''''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Say goodbye to that little head of yours!]]''''']]
696* BigWHAT: Should you complete all of his contracts in Death Wish.
697-->'''The Snatcher:''' '''"WHAT?! [[WhyWontYouDie YOU'RE NOT DEAD?!"]]'''
698* BlessedWithSuck: Closer examination of his powers reveals this. While he has truly amazing gifts and [[RealityWarper reality-warping]] capabilities, he can't interact with the physical world ''at all'' unless someone enters a contract with him. For example, in Subcon Forest, he's totally unable to interfere with the Fire Spirits blocking off the forest with their magic until Hat Kid shows up, despite outclassing the fox-like sprites in terms of sheer strength. Similarly, [[spoiler:in the final battle, he can't help Hat Kid by providing bombs himself--he has to enter a contract with a random Yak first]].
699* BossBanter: [[spoiler:An interesting example since, unlike the other bosses, he speaks in unvoiced speech bubbles during the fight and does not have audio clips for them. The other bosses all have audio for their battle lines]].
700* BreakingTheFourthWall: In order to remind you of your obligations, he says that he'll pin the contracts on the start screen. Pause the game, and, lo and behold, he wasn't kidding. It'll stay there until you fufill all of your legal obligations in Subcon Forest. In Death Wish, he also makes a couple of remarks that blatantly reference the fact that he's in a video game.
701-->'''The Snatcher:''' ''I've got a new Death Wish for you! It's called '[[RageQuit Return to Desktop]]'.
702-->'''The Snatcher:''' ''I '''''love''''' music, didja know that? My favorite track is... let's see.. 'Deathscream.wav'. What a tune! Truly ahead of its time.''
703-->'''The Snatcher:''' ''[[UrbanLegendOfZelda Did you know, you could unlock a]] "[[VideoGame/SuperMario64 Luigi]]" by completing every Death Wish on the first attempt? I don't even know what that is but it has to be genuine. I read it online.''
704* BreakoutCharacter: Most of the characters, including the Snatcher, don't appear beyond their chapters where they're relevant [[spoiler:except in Mustache Girl's lair]]. His popularity, however, likely contributed to him being the host of the "Death Wish" game mode in the "Seal the Deal" content update, and also makes him the fourth character to come aboard Hat Kid's spaceship. He also becomes the main focus of the "Vanessa's Curse" update, where he tasks Hat Kid to enter Queen Vanessa's domain and steal her crowns.
705* BreakTheHaughty: [[spoiler:Being beat up and having his contract defaced does a number on him and leaves his ego completely deflated. Likewise, beating every last one of his Death Wish contracts with all objectives completed leaves him in a similar state of disbelief]].
706* CardCarryingVillain: Yep. The Snatcher isn't subtle at all about being evil and forcing people to sign his contracts and all that.
707* CastingAShadow: He appears to be a giant purple blob of sentient darkness. When he shows up, he also brings Hat Kid into his own dimension, complete with dark motifs.
708* {{Catchphrase}}: '''"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!"''' and "Hey, kid/kiddo!"
709* CombatPragmatist: [[spoiler:He's the only boss in the game who straight-up ''takes away Hat Kid's hat'', preventing her from using her hat-based abilities or her badges. He's also smart enough not to turn blue to be attacked; if it weren't for the dummy flasks than can paint him blue, he'd be unstoppable]].
710* DealWithTheDevil: To the point of parody, with The Snatcher seeming to use contracts as a form of base-level negotiation that can otherwise be done via word of mouth. [[spoiler:Enforced by the nature of his powers. Without a signed contract, he ''can't'' use his powers for anything, so he really does need these contracts]].
711* DevelopersForesight: He has different lines of dialogue if you talk to him after kicking his shadowy ass. He won't be amused to see Hat Kid again, to say the least.
712* TheDevilIsALoser: The more that's learned about him, the more comical he becomes. His creepy home in the forest? [[spoiler:His insane ex-lover has custody of their old, way nicer house, and he's reduced to living in a tree]]. His soul contracts? [[spoiler:They're from his time as a law school student and are excuses to get others to do his chores for him]]. His supernatural powers and control over souls? [[spoiler:He can't do much to someone without signing a contract otherwise]]. While Hat Kid is initially scared of Snatcher, that fear becomes severely diminished when she finds out that she (a child) can just beat him into submission.
713* DoppelgangerAttack:
714** [[spoiler:In his second phase, he will often make a copy of himself to try and ambush Hat Kid; he'll succeed unless she hits the real one. You have to pay attention to which eye he winks at the camera with. This attack is not present in his Death Wish fights, possibly because it'd give Hat Kid some easier hits on him.]]
715** [[spoiler:The Death Wish version of his battle has him turn into a bunch of shadow copies of Hat Kid, taunting her as expected...before they suddenly start shambling forward to attack]].
716* EnemyMine: In the ''Vanessa's Curse'' DLC, the Snatcher teams up with Hat Kid, for the sole reason of pissing Vanessa off via stealing her crowns.
717* EstablishingCharacterMoment: His first scene in the game features him trapping you, [[LargeHam loudly]] introducing himself, offering you a contract that can end in no other way but badly, and then makes you sign ''another'' contract of your choice even though he could just tell you what you should do.
718* EvenEvilHasStandards: Despite being a soul-stealing spirit who drops devilish contracts on innocent passersby, [[spoiler:not to mention double-crossing them once his contracts are complete]], the Snatcher is against [[spoiler:any sort of authoritarian rule imposed by people like Mustache Girl. He'll encourage Hat Kid to head on inside her lair and take her down, and will even assist Hat Kid during the final fight. Not surprising, given what happen to him thanks to Queen Vanessa's similar intolerant attitude. It also has shades of PragmaticVillainy, as Mustache Girl threatens to deprive him of many potential contract signers and destroy his whole line of work]].
719* EvilIsHammy: Creator/{{Yungtown}} must've had a lot of fun voicing this LargeHam of an EldritchAbomination that negotiates everything with a DealWithTheDevil.
720* EvilIsPetty: Managed to complete all of his Death Wish contracts down to the final condition and survive? The Snatcher will openly defy the idea of giving you a reward for it out of spite.
721-->'''The Snatcher:''' "[[CompletionMockery You know, you weren't even supposed to make it this far, they should be picking out flowers for you right now!]] ''So I guess we can't always get what we want.''"
722* EvilLaugh: '''AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!'''
723* EvilLawyerJoke: Reading up on Queen Vanessa's diary reveals that her "prince" was actually a prodigy law student. In the Death Wish expansion, Snatcher reiterates this outright beyond his love of twisted contracts.
724-->If only you ''knew'' a lawyer... Oh, wait. You do. It's ''me!'' At least-- I ''was''.
725* {{Expy}}: Everything from his design, to his catchphrase, to the very music that plays during the initial encounter with him, are direct references to ''Videogame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor'', specifically the Cursed Chest Demons. Just compare [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFScvO8Iw4o these two]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkhKiz7P1E0 songs with each other.]]
726* FlunkyBoss: A variant. [[spoiler:One of his attacks is to summon his shadow minions and sweep the arena with them in a SpinAttack]].
727* GameplayAndStoryIntegration: He's a walking, talking justification for all the non-rift missions in Subcon Forest, with his contracts being each mission.
728* {{Geas}}: It's implied that he is under one, as he's totally unable to interact with the physical world; someone needs to sign a contract with him to do his will. This severely limits what he's capable of--and even how far he's able to travel within his own world.
729* GetOut: [[spoiler:The contract he makes with Hat Kid after she beats him has this as its terms.]]
730-->Get out. Just get out.
731* GlassCannon: [[spoiler:He has an impressive array of hard-to-dodge attacks, but once he's made weak, he's defeated in five hits. For comparison, the boss of Chapter 2 takes [[DamageSpongeBoss thirty hits]], and the Toilet of Doom boss in the same chapter takes ten hits.]]
732* TheGlovesComeOff: Death Wish mode shows he's '''done''' playing games and is trying every single nasty trick he can think of to kill Hat Kid and take her soul. His boss fights in that mode prove that dedication the best.
733* HavingABlast: [[spoiler:His main attack during the boss fight is to generate large magical explosions, and as his health dwindles, the explosions become larger and faster, one of his attacks being a large ring of rapid explosions.]]
734* HiddenDepths: Despite saying he'd show Hat Kid what he's really capable of, Death Wish Mode reveals he is capable of [[TheCorrupter controlling people to do his bidding]] without the use of contracts and [[SuperMode making them more powerful]]. He is even able to energize himself and become even stronger then before!
735* HoistByHisOwnPetard:
736** [[spoiler:Hat Kid turns him blue using a blue flask from his own attack, thus making him vulnerable. The Snatcher counters that such a thing can't possibly count. Too bad for him, it does.]]
737** [[spoiler:After he is defeated, the Snatcher tries to force Hat Kid to sign a contract to leave him and his forest alone. Instead, Hat Kid alters the terms of the contract to let her come and go as she pleases, get all of her things back, and be BFF's with the Snatcher. The Snatcher even put down his stamp before she can sign it, making it official. The Snatcher is nonetheless dumbfounded by this move, telling her that this isn't how contracts work... but far as his powers are concerned, ''it's a valid contract'']].
738** [[spoiler:He then turns this right back on Hat Kid in the Death Wish expansion. Turns out, her alteration to his last contract was actually binding; he really ''is'' stuck as her "best friend forever". So he decides to show her [[TheManyDeathsOfYou exactly what being his "friend" entails]]]].
739* HoldTheLine: ''Quality Time With Snatcher'' is a Death Wish level that has Snatcher never throw any blue vials, and thus is totally invincible. Hat Kid has to survive the fight for at least two minutes to complete the contract, and the optional objectives make it up to four, then six minutes. Snatcher gets way faster and gives less time to react to his attacks as the fight drags on, only ending and counting the final score when Hat Kid is killed.
740* HumiliationConga: [[spoiler:Gets beaten to the point of having to ''beg'' for Hat Kid to stop, tries to strike a deal on his terms only to get his last contract defaced, and is forced to hand over his last Time Piece ''and'' Hat Kid's soul in order to make her leave Subcon Forest. Even so, she can come back whenever she wants and talk to a very upset Snatcher simply because he can't do anything to kick her out of his domains.]]
741* IShallTauntYou: [[spoiler:Briefly in his boss fight, he turns into multiple shadow copies of Hat Kid, just to show her how stupid she looks.]]
742* ISurrenderSuckers: [[spoiler:After being defeated by Hat Kid, the Snatcher begins to beg for mercy, lulling her into a false sense of security, before setting her down to once again try and force her to sign a contract to leave him and his forest alone. She manages to turn the tables on him, however.]]
743-->[[spoiler:'''The Snatcher:''' You're such a disrespectful young lady... I feel... so weak... Please... have mercy... Please... '''HAVE A SEAT!''']]
744* {{Jerkass}}: He is manipulative, condescending, and makes Hat Kid do work he's too lazy to do himself.
745* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as he [[spoiler: used to be a NiceGuy before being corrupted by Vanessa's magic]]. He sends letters to his minions so they feel cared for, has Hat Kid deal with issues affecting his town (even if he's [[LazyBum too lazy to do them himself]]), fights [[spoiler: against Mustache Girl's tyranny out of the genuine [[EvenEvilHasStandards desire to stop an authoritarian regime from taking over the planet]], and, in his own way, tries to stop Hat Kid from leaving by offering her another contract.]]
746* LargeHam: He bounces between loud, cheesy and malicious at the drop of a hat. However, as Hat Kid falls in his traps again, he does complain that keeping the "loud" part is not easy on his voice.
747-->'''The Snatcher:''' Don't take it personal, kid, but stay clear of my traps. There's only so many times my voice can handle yelling like that.
748* LateArrivalSpoiler: His backstory was initially hidden to the player outside of the Subcon's Time Rift, but the announcement of the game's online mode starts with [[spoiler:the Snatcher straight-up telling Hat Kid that he wants revenge on Queen Vanessa for imprisoning, killing and cursing him]].
749* LazyBum: Simply put, his contracts are just menial labor that the Snatcher doesn't want to do himself. [[spoiler:Possibly justified, given his former royal status as the Prince.]]
750* {{Leitmotif}}: Has three. There's "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxzCTrF0fCc The Snatcher's Contractual Obligations]]" (his initial encounter theme), "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF2dydt5c9o Oh It's You]]" (his talk theme), and [[spoiler:"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMKNjCc12fs Your Contract Has Expired]]" (his boss theme)]].
751* LetsGetDangerous: [[spoiler:When Hat Kid turns him blue with one of his flasks, Snatcher decides to stop playing around.]]
752-->'''The Snatcher:''' That does it. [[PrepareToDie Time to die!]]
753* MissionControlIsOffItsMeds: Snatcher makes no attempt to sugarcoat what you get yourself into by accepting an aptly-named Death Wish challenge: either you finish the job he wants done, or he has his revenge and gets your soul. If you ask for a hint on the task, he often gives advice that's entirely useless, will make you outright lose, or otherwise get killed doing what he suggests. The Snatcher spends the whole duration rubbing it in and loving every second of it.
754* MovingTheGoalposts: He takes your soul and holds it hostage until you can fulfill his contract of killing the fire spirits and cleaning the Subcon well. When it seems like you're making progress on that, he decides that you should sign another contract since you're such a great worker. This repeats until you've done all his contracts, and [[spoiler:he decides that YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness]].
755* NiceGuy: Seemed to be a [[spoiler:sweet and well-meaning prince before Vanessa's cruelty changed him into what he is, now. Heck, even with his now corrupted morality, he stills has his heart of gold buried deep beneath his malevolent personality]].
756* NighInvulnerability: [[spoiler:Played with during his boss fight. He'll [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] that Hat Kid is waiting for him to turn blue so he can become vulnerable, but then proceeds to actively defy that pitfall throughout the entire fight. That is, until Hat Kid throws one of his dud flasks at him to coat him in blue, which makes him vulnerable. He even lampshades that it ''couldn't'' possibly work with his own attack, but it does.]]
757* NotSoAboveItAll: He might talk tons about how he wants nothing more than to kill Hat Kid or get her to leave him alone, and is openly and gleefully evil, but that doesn't stop him from coming to Hat Kid's aid during the FinalBoss, giving her a pep-talk if she's too scared to face said boss, and [[spoiler:clinging onto the side of her ship with the other characters, practically begging her to stay on the planet when it's time for her to leave. It should be noted that he's the one gripping onto the ship and the others are hanging onto him, and appears to perform a FutileHandReach when she flies off into space.]]
758* OhCrap: [[spoiler:Once you make him vulnerable in his boss fight, he pretty much has this reaction.]]
759* PerpetualSmiler: Constantly has a wide, jolly evil smile that only ever changes for a moment when he attacks/gets hurt, in which case his eyes and mouth seem to merge into a giant yellow gap.
760* PetTheDog: Possible in one interpretation of a Death Wish storybook. [[spoiler:After giving some of the Dwellers a contract to sign with him, he gives them burlap bodies to inhabit]].
761* PlatonicLifePartners:
762** Hilariously enough, [[spoiler:when he gives his final contract (that tells her to just get out), Hat Kid rewrites it so that he's contractually obligated to be her [=BFF=]. He's not really keen, though, so he just gives her back her soul, gives her his final Time Piece, and just tells her to sod off]].
763** [[spoiler:The first DLC then reveals that he ended up stuck with the terms of the contract ''anyway''[[note]]She ''did'' sign it and he ''did'' stamp it[[/note]] so he whips up a whole bunch of absurd, death-repetitive challenges as payback]].
764* RankScalesWithAsskicking: He's the self-proclaimed master of Subcon Forest, and he definitely has the power to back up this claim. [[spoiler:The Subcon Time Rift and "Vanessa's Curse" states that he was the "prince" Queen Vanessa fell in love with, but due to a misunderstanding, he ended up chained in her manor, eventually transforming into The Snatcher.]]
765* RedIsHeroic: Very much downplayed. [[spoiler:He used to wear red when he was a human and, while nowhere near a good person now, he's a LighterShadeOfBlack next to [[GreenAndMean Vanessa]], being a JerkWithAHeartOfGold BenevolentBoss.]]
766* SincerityMode: His mandate during the initial contract is, in a nutshell, sign or die. He'll give you several chances to sign. If you say no every one of those times, he'll kill you. And in the final chapter, [[spoiler:he will wish Hat Kid luck so to teach Mustache Girl a lesson for daring to pass judgment on him]].
767* SoftSpokenSadist: He is remarkably quiet when [[spoiler:explaining that he killed his old helper, though it's short lived since he shouts a threat at Hat Kid right after that]].
768* StepfordSmiler: Strongly implied. While the Snatcher acts all hammy and over-the-top while always sporting a large grin on his face, the Subcon Time Rift storybook reveals [[spoiler:that he was not always like this. Back when he was the Prince, he was locked up in Vanessa's basement over a tragic misunderstanding, and was so distraught over the sudden event that during his transformation, tears can be clearly seen in his eyes. "Vanessa's Curse" reveals he still holds on to those same feelings of grief, but doesn't normally show it to his minions and drafted servants]].
769* TacticalSuicideBoss:
770** [[spoiler:If he didn't summon those flasks, he would have been invincible. Although, in his defense, the battle was going pretty well for him and the only problem was that one of the many, many flasks didn't break when landing. The problem is even worse in his Death Wish fights, where he keeps using the flask attack and providing Hat Kid with duds she can throw. Given the absence of his DoppelgangerAttack and the chaos of his other attacks in those fights, however, she'd never have a fighting chance if she was forced to survive until his whack-a-mole attack, so it's well justified.]]
771** [[spoiler:He also needlessly gets close to Hat Kid; one when trying to fake her out and attack from a certain side, which can be discerned by which eye he winks with, and the other involving shockwaves which gradually puts him closer to Hat Kid, both of them leaving him open for attack.]]
772* TeleportSpam: He uses this in conjunction with the shockwaves that are generated every time he reappears.
773* ThatManIsDead: Of a sort. In Vanessa's Curse, he responds to Vanessa's asking if her prince is back by sarcastically saying that he is still stuck somewhere in a basement and maybe she should check on him.
774* ThrowDownTheBomblet:
775** [[spoiler:In his boss fight, the Snatcher will throw explosive flasks at Hat Kid. Unfortunately for him, some flasks end up as duds, allowing Hat Kid to throw them at him to turn him blue and make him vulnerable from that point on. In the Death Wish versions of the battle, the flasks keep getting thrown and become a consistent means to attack the Snatcher, since he otherwise is only open at the end of his whack-a-mole attacks.]]
776** [[spoiler:During the FinalBoss battle, the Snatcher signs a contract with a Goat from Alpine Skyline to create cherry bombs to assist Hat Kid, which are used to break Mustache Girl's shield.]]
777* TragicMonster: [[spoiler:He used to be Queen Vanessa's prince and was apparently a NiceGuy before her madness and jealousy turned him into The Snatcher.]]
778* TragicVillain: [[spoiler:He was a well-meaning lawyer before Queen Vanessa's magic gradually turned him into a monster.]]
779* {{Troll}}: Big time. He loves messing with Hat Kid in a variety of ways (such as making her do his dirty work, as well as forcing her to go into Vanessa's manor without being able to use her hat abilities, [[ForTheEvulz seemingly for kicks]]). Exaggerated in the Death Wish mode, and in the ''Vanessa's Curse'' DLC.
780* TrueFinalBoss: [[spoiler:The [[TitleDrop "Seal the Deal"]] Death Wish mission from the DLC is a BossRush of all the EX bosses, but the format pulls a fast one by making Mustache Girl EX as the ''third'' boss, with an even meaner version of Snatcher EX (dubbed "Ultra Snatcher" by the playerbase) taking her place as the fourth and final fight.]]
781* {{Tsundere}}: The description of the Platform/{{Steam}} trading card about him has Hat Kid viewing the Snatcher as a JerkWithAHeartOfGold and actually referring to him as such, even if she misspelled the word. She's not entirely wrong.
782-->Aww, this guy. What a big softy. He acts all mean, but I'm sure he's that thing from TV. Y'know, soon-deh-ray? We're friends. I think.
783* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:Once the player manages to get around him refusing to become blue, his attacks become ''much'' more frantic, desperate, and sloppy, and after you defeat him, he doesn't even ''try'' to hide that he just wants to get rid of Hat Kid.]]
784* VillainsWantMercy: [[spoiler:Once Hat Kid defeats him, he begs for mercy and for her to leave Subcon Forest. When she apparently ''still'' refuses, he strikes a deal with her that if she leaves, he'll hand over her soul AND the last time piece in his collection]].
785* VoiceOfTheLegion: Used for massive creep factor.
786* WasOnceAMan: The Sleepy Subcon Time Rift, as well as the online mode trailer, directly state that [[spoiler:he used to be the prince Vanessa fell in love with. Not only does he have the same hair silhouette as the Prince, but the Prince is shown in shackles with yellowed, blank eyes and a body that's turned purple and shimmery]].
787* WouldHurtAChild: He even reads a book titled '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "How to kill Kids"]]''' when he shows up during the Subcon Well mission and in Hat Kid's spaceship.
788* WhyWontYouDie: If you manage the feat of completing all of the Death Wish DLC challenges, the Snatcher will '''flip out''' wondering how the hell Hat Kid survived the ordeal.
789* YellowEyesOfSneakiness: Has yellow eyes, and is very underhanded.
790* YouFool: It's pretty much his CatchPhrase, as he makes it routine to yell out "'''''FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!'''''" to anyone who gets caught in his traps.
791* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: [[spoiler:Tries to pull this off on Hat Kid. Naturally, it doesn't end well for him.]]
792* YourSoulIsMine: [[spoiler:Takes Hat Kid's soul at one point. He gives it back later after she defeats him.]]
793[[/folder]]
794
795[[folder:Queen Vanessa]]
796[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitvanessa_2.png]]
797[[caption-width-right:350:''"WHO'S THERE? '''''WHO DARES ENTER MY HOME?'''''"'']]
798[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see [[spoiler:what she originally looked like.]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/storybook_subcon_p02_5.png[[/labelnote]]]]]]
799->''"Lives in the haunted manor and gives me the creeps. Eek!"''
800-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
801
802->'''Voiced by:''' Eileen Montgomery (main game), Pikmingirl (''Vanessa's Curse'')
803
804A frightening lady that lives in the frozen manor in Subcon Forest.
805----
806* AxCrazy: Vanessa's overwhelming jealousy and obsession with her Prince corrupted her into a psychotic shadow monster that will kill anyone foolish enough to enter her home, making her the epitome of antisocial behavior. [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh__BWTl5Fw Her dialogue throughout the chapter has her vacillating between sweet-talking Hat Kid, threatening her, or laughing madly.]] The walls of her home are lined with scratches to show her insanity and her [[ApocalypticLog diary entries and letters]] detail her [[SanitySlippage slow decent into madness]], [[spoiler:culminating in her chaining her Prince in the basement and keeping him prisoner]].
807** SanitySlippage: According to Snatcher (In Vanessa's Curse) this wasn't always the case, but something in the past cause her to become reclusive, which in turn cause her sanity to slip till eventually she became what she is today.
808* AscendedExtra: While she was only restricted to a single level in the main story, she later becomes the main focus of the online multiplayer mode "Vanessa's Curse".
809* TheCaligula: Her journals show that she was unhinged well before she became the monster she is today. She banned bacon because she thought her prince loved it more than her, cut off his hair in his sleep and dyed it to match hers, and depending on how you read into her wording that her mother died due to "something of an accident", may have committed matricide as well.
810* TheCorrupter: Her presence influences the entire Subcon Forest. [[spoiler:And has transformed it from a peaceful woodland into a dreary forest inhabited by restless spirits.]]
811** This is emphasized by her role in "Vanessa's Curse" where the main goal of her team is to attack, kill and corrupt as many Hat Kids as they can.
812* DarkIsEvil: ''Oh yeah.'' Fittingly, the psychotic shadow monster who stalks people in her dark and oppressive mansion is one of the most evil characters in the game.
813* DomainHolder: She can alter her house to some degree in manners unrelated to ice, such as scratches appearing on a wall, and changing a painting in a room she hasn't even entered.
814* TheDreaded: None of Subcon's denizens even ''try'' to bother her (the way to her manor is even mostly blocked off), there are signs that advise you to not try to cross the bridge she's on the other side of, and Hat Kid is very noticeably afraid of her when hiding. [[spoiler:She's also nowhere to be seen when Mustache Girl rewrites time into her world, suggesting that even on her power trip, Vanessa was too utterly terrifying for her to deal with.]]
815* EmpathicEnvironment: Her powers turned the area around her mansion into a frozen wasteland and are implied to influence the rest of Subcon as well.
816* EvilIsDeathlyCold: Her manor is surrounded by a constant blizzard and Vanessa freezes all her victims into icy sculptures.
817* EvilOldFolks: She's quite old and shaped like an elderly lady, but she is still extremely dangerous.
818* {{Expy}}: Being a HumanoidAbomination with indistinct features that causes visible distortions and loud noises when nearby that will insta-kill the player character if she gets close enough, she's got more than a few similarities to [[VideoGame/SlenderTheArrival the Slender Man]].
819* FasterThanTheyLook: She's a stooped-over figure with short legs, but if she sees Hat Kid, she cannot be outran.
820* FauxAffablyEvil: When trying to lure Hat Kid out of hiding, she talks to her in the same manner a grandmother talks to a child, but none of it is real and every word ''drips'' with barely concealed malice. And sometimes, she'll forgo sweet talk for threatening her directly.
821-->I just cannot eat all these yummy cookies! Oh, if only ''someone'' who was hiding would come out and help me eat them...
822-->The garden is beautiful tonight. We can go see it together.
823-->It gets so lonely in here. '''I know you are listening...'''
824-->Tracking dirt in ''my home?'' Oh, when I find you...
825-->I can hear your footsteps. Why are you hiding?
826-->[[BlatantLies I just want to talk]]. [[EvilLaugh Hee Hee Hee.]]
827-->I just dusted. I hope you like it.
828-->Come on out! We can have some tea.
829-->I know you're here. I'm coming.
830-->Ready or not, here I come!
831* FriendToAllChildren: Originally, the Subcon Time Rift storybook reveals [[spoiler:that she used to be really friendly to the children of a nearby village, as the page shows them offering gifts to Vanessa, and she seemed happy when she was greeted by them]]. Now, after the tragedy, the children have been killed by her ice and exist only as Dwellers, and Vanessa has become so deadly and unhinged that she'll kill anyone who enters her manor. [[WouldHurtAChild Including children.]] She's even captured and frozen a Dweller, who was already a child her powers killed.
832* GlowingEyesOfDoom: Oh boy. If you ever see them, '''''RUN LIKE THE WIND'''''.
833* GoMadFromTheRevelation: [[spoiler:Vanessa was evidently already quite unhinged, with possessive, jealous and paranoid tendencies that made her abusive to her prince. Seeing him write about his studies with a female tutor and mistaking his interaction with a florist girl for cheating, however, adds heartbreak to her unstable personality and transforms her into the monster she is now.]]
834* GoodPrincessEvilQueen: She laments in one note that becoming queen [[InsaneTrollLogic was a bad thing because she was no longer able to be called her prince's princess.]].
835* GodSaveUsFromTheQueen: Her powers killed everyone living in the nearby village and she will hunt down and freeze anyone unfortunate enough to wander into her mansion.
836* GreaterScopeVillain: Of the whole Subcon Forest. After all, [[spoiler:it's her {{Yandere}} tendencies that led to the existence of [[ArcVillain the Snatcher]]]].
837* GreenAndMean: She used to wear green, and she was a vindictive woman whose jealousy killed every living thing in her kingdom, and that's not counting her current state.
838* GreenEyedMonster: Her incredible jealousy corrupted her and her "prince" into evil spirits. This is emphasized by her dress being green before she transformed.
839* HumanoidAbomination: She's a shapeless monster that only ''vaguely'' looks human anymore. Her shadow is visible through walls, she has deadly ice powers, and merely being near her distorts and darkens the scene (and she's not activating the effect deliberately, since it applies even when you're hiding and she can't see you). By the way the portrait in the nursery changes twice without her entering the room, it's also implied she has some haunting-style control over her manor's environment.
840* InterfaceScrew: Being too close to her cause the screen to become dark and warped, while a loud siren sound blares.
841* InvincibleBoogeymen: A key part of what makes Queen Vanessa scary and what makes her level feel like a horror game is the fact that Hat Kid is deprived of her weapons and given no means to fight back against Vanessa, making running and hiding the only strategy.
842* IWasQuiteALooker: [[spoiler:The Sleepy Subcon Time Rift's storybook reveals that she used to be a beautiful young lady.]]
843* AnIcePerson: Her gaze can turn people into ice sculptures, and her presence wraps her mansion in an [[EmpathicEnvironment eternal snowstorm]].
844* JumpScare: When you leave the basement and enter the first floor, a furious Vanessa will suddenly demand to know who's there at the top of her lungs. And it's not just a jumpscare for the player: Hat Kid is so shocked that she falls right on the floor.
845* LateArrivalSpoiler: [[spoiler:The things she did to the Snatcher used to be only restricted to the Subcon Time Rift, but it becomes a lot clearer as the story behind the "Vanessa's Curse" online DLC]].
846* {{Leitmotif}}: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEjZFvJy8oI Vanessa Wants to Play]]".
847* LivingShadow: She's designed to resemble one.
848* LoveMakesYouEvil: Her incredible love and obsession for the Prince is seriously out of this world. [[spoiler:Not only did she chain the Prince up in the cellar and refuse to listen to his explanation (he really ''was'' just buying ''her'' flowers from another girl), but her misplaced, jealous anger warps her into a hideous shadow beast with shining red eyes who cries frozen tears... and freezes any trespassers into ice statues. Vanessa keeps the Prince locked up for so long that the sheer magic Vanessa's warping Subcon with turns him into the Snatcher, but by then Subcon's a completely destroyed world and all of the non-Dweller populace seems to be dead. All because of blind love and a misunderstanding.]]
849* {{Matricide}}: Possibly. She describes her mother's death in one of her journal entries as "something of an accident", which is suspicious wording in and of itself. But when you take into account that literally every other journal entry and her behavior in the present day shows that she's ''absolutely batshit crazy'' (as well as being driven by pure jealousy), the thought of her killing her own mother (either by accident or with intent) isn't exactly a stretch.
850* MoodWhiplash: She and her debut level serve as one for the ''entire'' game. The game presents itself as a cutesy platformer with plenty of comedy and lighthearted premises up until her level, in which case it turns into a dead serious SurvivalHorror game where the player must out-run and avoid Vanessa in her creepy manor or face instant death with plenty of [[ScareChord scare chords]] and not much in the way of comedy, unless you find some of her more ridiculous and obsessive diary entries to be funny. Not to mention her online mode being about tracking down and killing the Hat Kids on Snatcher's team, which is ''not'' played for any kind of humor in the slightest.
851* NeverMessWithGranny: One of the oldest characters in the game, and hands-down one of the most dangerous.
852* NighInvulnerability: Queen Vanessa cannot be fought, and coming into contact with her will end in Vanessa grabbing Hat Kid and freezing her solid.
853* NoNameGiven: Inverted example. She's one of the only few characters in the final game to have a proper name.
854* OneHitKill: If she catches Hat Kid, she will kill her instantly by freezing her into an ice sculpture.
855* PetTheDog: Downplayed. During the ''Vanessa's Curse'' tutorial (soon after the Snatcher had the player get cursed), Vanessa instructs the player on their role if they're on her side. Once completed, she lets the player go, but warns it would only be for that one time.
856* PoorCommunicationKills: [[spoiler:Her spiral into madness was kicked off when she mistook a girl that the Prince was buying flowers from (for Vanessa herself, no less!) for a mistress]].
857* PromotionToOpeningTitles: Another odd case like the Conductor, in which she only appears in one level and is almost never mentioned outside of it, but her silhouette is put on prominent display in the title alongside Hat Kid, Snatcher, the Conductor, Mustache Girl and a Mafia goon. Perhaps as a leftover of a bigger role from previous versions of the game where she was a more prominent character, or out of precognition for the level of notoriety she'd instill.
858** Her place on the title became more justified, however, by her becoming the main focus of the online multiplayer mode.
859* RedEyesTakeWarning: Her most noticeable features are a pair of glowing red eyes.
860* RedGreenContrast: When they were human, Vanessa wore green and her prince wore red, likely signifying that they would prove incompatible due to Vanessa's personality, with her becoming a monster and locking her prince up to waste away [[spoiler:and become the Snatcher]].
861* {{Sadist}}: She takes unholy glee from stalking and terrorizing Hat Kid.
862* RichBitch: Apparently she was rich enough to have Getaway manors, PLURAL.
863* ScareChord: If Vanessa is drawing near to you, the screen darkens and distorts itself as a loud klaxon plays. The sound gets louder and more intense if she has you in her sights.
864* SinisterSilhouettes: All you see of Queen Vanessa, besides her red eyes, is her silhouette, which is probably for the best.
865* StringyHairedGhostGirl: She has shades of this with her design featuring long hair that falls forward over her face.
866* SupernaturalElite: She and her former prince are much more powerful than the other spirits.
867* TragicVillain: [[spoiler:A young and beautiful princess who was corrupted by her own love and obsession with the Prince. The misunderstanding only made things worse for her.]]
868* VileVillainSaccharineShow: In this cute and snarky cartoon platform game, Queen Vanessa is NightmareFuel played completely straight: she's a shadowy ghost who kills people by turning them to ice and can only be outran and hidden from, meaning she will not be fought or defeated and her victims cannot be saved--one, the Mafia in the wardrobe, is even killed during her level. She is also revealed to have been a very mentally unstable person who transformed into the monstrous antisocial terror she is today. Hat Kid is visibly terrified of her, all of Subcon shuns her and warns people away, and she is given no comical quirks unlike the other characters in the game. In gameplay, Vanessa fits the mold of a classic stalker monster in a horror game with startling moments and taunting vocals. The other villains in the game may have quirks or fears, but Vanessa is purely ''bad news.''
869* WeatherManipulation: Vanessa Curse reveal she has the ability to create snowstorms, floods, and fog.
870* WouldHurtAChild: She will kill ''anyone'' who enters her manor, and children like Hat Kid are no exception. Not to mention the point of "Vanessa's Curse" is to find and kill ''multiple'' Hat Kids on the opposing team, and turn them into her possessed servants to spread the curse.
871* {{Yandere}}: A frightening example that isn't PlayedForLaughs. Reading her letters and diaries around her mansion reveals that she freaked out when she was crowned as queen because it meant she couldn't be a pretty princess anymore, and she apparently ''cut off all her lover's hair in his sleep and dyed it'' so it would ''match hers perfectly.'' She also [[InsaneTrollLogic banned bacon from the house because she thought he loved it more than her]], and she has apparently had thoughts of chaining him up in the basement so he can't escape. [[spoiler:She eventually did exactly that due to a simple misunderstanding, [[{{WasOnceAMan}} turning him into The Snatcher.]] ]]
872[[/folder]]
873
874[[folder:Subconites]]
875[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minion_6.jpg]]
876 [[caption-width-right:350:''"Shame all these houses are empty now; it's free real-estate!"'']]
877->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/KellenGoff
878Shadowy minions of The Snatcher found across the Subcon Woods.
879----
880* AdorableAbomination: They're cute little {{Eldritch Abomination}}s about as tall as Hat Kid.
881* BlackComedy: Many of them will crack jokes at the most inappropriate of times, with some even overlapping as CasualDangerDialogue for Hat Kid.
882* LivingClothes: [[spoiler:The Missing Children reveals them to be Dwellers inhabiting burlap clothes given to them by the Snatcher]].
883* MrExposition: For Subcon Forest. They often point which location Hat Kid is visiting and give some hints, even if they are a bit cryptic at times.
884* WasOnceAMan: In one of the "Seal the Deal" rifts, it's shown that [[spoiler:they are Dwellers that were forced into making a contract with The Snatcher]].
885[[/folder]]
886
887[[folder:Dwellers]]
888[[quoteright:280:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/subcon_dwellers.png]]
889 [[caption-width-right:280:Bells and bombs...]]
890
891->''"These guys live in Subcon and are the only guys I can trust in this place..."''
892-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
893
894Masked spirits inhabiting Subcon Woods.
895----
896* HelpfulMook: A rather bizarre case because the Dwellers are not really hostile towards you initially. But, should you give them an oversized cherry, they'll be drawn into it and turn it into a bomb that can still damage you, essentially becoming {{Action Bomb}}s that ''you'' are carrying around. However, this works in your favor because they're needed to break the ice around Subcon Forest.
897* MadeOfExplodium: If Hat Kid is carrying an over-sized cherry, they're drawn into it, turning it into a "cherry bomb".
898* TheStoic: The Dwellers are not very social, and the only Dweller you speak to is at the beginning of Subcon Forest, where it mentions that it's been lost for as long as it can remember.
899-->'''Subconite:''' "These Dwellers are so hard to talk to."
900* TrueSight: An ability that Hat Kid can experience for herself with the right mask.
901* WasOnceAMan: The Sleepy Subcon Time Rift all but says outright that [[spoiler:they used to be children in a forest village Vanessa froze over]].
902[[/folder]]
903
904[[folder:Fire Spirits]]
905[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahitfire.jpg]]
906 [[caption-width-right:350:''"We want to die! Yay!"'']]
907->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/MarissaLenti
908Fox spirits that wish to die in a glorious blaze, fueled by the finest soul-capturing paintings.
909----
910* AndIMustScream: Not them, but the paintings burnt to kill them have random [=NPC=]s trapped inside, including the Mafia, Express Owls, Badge Sellers, and the cat bandits from Alpine Skyline.
911* DeathSeeker: The Snatcher wants them dead. Luckily for him, they outright want to die.
912* {{Leitmotif}}: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG7-uNQUmEQ The Fire Spirits]]".
913* SpannerInTheWorks: The Snatcher claims they're creating the fire barriers to prevent him from getting to other parts of his forest. However, since the Fire Spirits are {{Death Seeker}}s who're looking to die anyway, and none of their dialogue even mentions stopping the Snatcher, it's very unlikely that they're creating the barriers on purpose. They're just dancing merrily away while waiting for someone to feed their bonfire with special paintings.
914[[/folder]]
915
916[[folder:Toilet of Doom]]
917[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahittoilet.png]]
918 [[caption-width-right:350:A Toilet. A... toilet. A TOILET!]]
919A possessed outhouse, and the focus of one of The Snatcher's contracts that Hat Kid must kill to fulfill.
920----
921* BigBulkyBomb: Will use the caged Dwellers to overcharge a giant cherry and make it grow to the point where it'll take up the whole arena. Letting it detonate by not reaching the toilet in time is an instant game over.
922* DefeatEqualsExplosion: The only other boss in the game besides the Mafia Boss to die in a purple explosion, and unlike the Mafia Boss, it stays dead.
923* DoomyDoomsOfDoom: Toilet of '''Doom'''
924* EnemyWithout: To Hat Kid, as this is possessed by Hat Kid's soul, having escaped from the Snatcher.
925* EvilLaugh: Seems to be laughing maniacally when it's waiting for its BigBulkyBomb to go off.
926* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: All that's known about it is that killing it is one of Hat Kid's contracts since it pesters The Snatcher. After ''Seal the Deal'' released, the contract was changed a bit to give it a bit more context; Hat Kid's soul escaped from the Snatcher and possessed an outhouse in the forest. Still weird and out of nowhere, but better than before.
927* GladiatorGames: There's a huge mass of Subconites watching the fight go down, who cheer on Hat Kid when she lands a hit and start getting excited and tossing roses when the next boss phase occurs.
928* GroundPound: Later into the fight it'll start hurling itself around the arena to release damaging shockwaves each time it lands.
929* {{Leitmotif}}: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOh9Twq6Lig Toilet of Doom]]".
930* OrchestralBombing: The Toilet of Doom is notably the only boss to not have a [[AutobotsRockOut rock]] theme, and instead, has a battle theme done entirely in orchestra.
931* TacticalSuicideBoss: Aside from the fact that it keeps accidentally regurgitating bombs and health for Hat Kid to use against it, later on into the fight its [[GroundPound Ground Pounds]] get violent enough that it causes it to be incapacitated on its side when it lands, leaving it wide open for an attack.
932* ToiletHumor: The loading art from its Act shows itself opening and a less than thrilled [[https://i.imgur.com/OsXFD8Q.png Hat Kid looking at its insides]].
933[[/folder]]
934
935[[folder:''The Florist'']]
936[[quoteright:254:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/storybook_subcon_p06_2.png]]
937 [[caption-width-right:254:The flower girl]]
938A vendor lady who sold flowers in Subcon's past, as revealed in the Purple Rift storybook in the Subcon Forest.
939----
940* InnocentFlowerGirl: Was an oridnary lady who sold flowers, but her interaction with the prince ended up dooming the Subcon Forest to what it is today.
941* NoNameGiven: Even within the game itself, she is never given a name, with most people of the community referring to her as the "Florist" or the "Flower lady". {{Fanon}} depictions of her often give her [[FloralThemeNaming flower names]].
942* SmallRoleBigImpact: Only appears in two pages of the Subcon Purple Rift storybook, yet is the indirect cause of the Subcon Forest being what it is to this day.
943* UncertainDoom: Her ultimate fate is left unknown. Though one can reasonably suspect that she died at some point, it is unknown whether she survived the Subcon's destruction, if she was one of the many victims when the kingdom froze over, or if she met her end at Queen Vanessa's hand ''personally.''
944** In the ''Vanessa's Curse'' DLC, players can find a small hate shrine dedicated to her within Vanessa's mansion, complete with a portrait of her. In the base game, you can find paintings of unfortunate souls who got trapped within them (including one unlucky Mafia Goon that got sucked right into the portrait). It's very well possible that Vanessa merely made a hate shrine towards the Florist, or she went out of her way to [[FateWorseThanDeath trap the poor girl inside of a painting]].
945* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: Because she held the prince's hand for a brief moment as he was paying for the flowers he bought from her, an eavesdropping Queen Vanessa mistook their interaction as having an affair behind her back, breaking her heart and causing her StartOfDarkness.
946[[/folder]]
947
948!Alpine Skyline
949[[folder:Goats]]
950[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/goat.png]]
951 [[caption-width-right:250:...]]
952->''"Mysterious creatures who are the silent type. They like to be left alone, but maybe they just want me to stop annoying them..."''
953-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
954
955The large, brown-furred inhabitants of a village in the mountains.
956----
957* AscendedToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: In the Alpine Skyline Time Rift storybook, one Goat traveler trekked to the top of the peaks so he can meditate within the Twilight realm, and became one with the constellations as a result. It's even revealed in The Mountain Rift in Seal the Deal that his ascension is what made Alpine Skyline habitable in the first place, allowing the other Goats and Nomads to build a civilization there. And there's even a statue erected in his honor in the Twilight Travels Time Rift.
958* TheCorruption: [[spoiler:The pollen of purple flowers ends up driving them mad until Hat Kid removes the plants.]]
959* GentleGiant: The goats are never hostile and are just minding their own business. However, the Nomads advise to approach them with caution, because just bumping into them accidentally will cause them to shove Hat Kid out of their way. [[spoiler:They'll only attack if they're infected by the purple flowers.]]
960* LightningBruiser: [[spoiler:When they're corrupted by the purple flowers they also get frighteningly fast for something of their size essentially becoming TheJuggernaut that Hat Kid cannot hope to defeat in direct combat]].
961* MightyGlacier: They're giants that're never seen going any faster than a walk. That said, merely swatting away Hat Kid makes her fly as far as one of Mafia's punches.
962* NighInvulnerability: They're impossible to harm and hitting them causes nothing. Jumping on their heads will cause them to swat Hat Kid with both hands like one would do to a fly. [[spoiler:This becomes a problem in the finale, as they'll actively try to harm Hat Kid while corrupted. The only thing Hat Kid can do is to avoid direct confrontation with them.]]
963* RedEyesTakeWarning: [[spoiler:While corrupted, their eyes become menacingly red.]]
964* TheStoic: They don't talk a lot, but do (kinda) express some gratitude after Alpine Skyline's finale.
965* VideoGameCrueltyPunishment: Just go on and try to play cute and beat or jump on these guys. See what happens.
966[[/folder]]
967
968[[folder:Nomads]]
969[[quoteright:175:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nomad.png]]
970 [[caption-width-right:175:Sky Travelers]]
971->''"Much more talkative! These guys also ended up in the skies... I wonder why?"''
972-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
973
974->'''Voiced by:''' Carol-Anne Day
975
976Small fellows who inhabit the Alpine skyline.
977----
978* GlowingEyes: The only visible part of their face.
979* InTheHood: None of them show their faces at all.
980* MrExposition: They give valuable information on stuff around Alpine Skyline, also often pointing where horns or treasures may be and even giving a heads up if Hat Kid is about to go in the Lazy Paw Gang turf.
981* SpellMyNameWithAnS: The game manual refers to them as "Travellers".
982* VerbalTic: One laments on their habit of shouting directions to Hat Kid in The Arctic Cruise.
983-->''This way to the'' -ah, I mean, hello! That's a tough habit to shake.
984* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: A weird Eastern European meets Middle Eastern medley, more akin to ''VideoGame/MassEffect''[='s=] Tali Zorah than anything of this world.
985[[/folder]]
986
987[[folder:Lazy Paw Gang]]
988[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lazy_paw_gang_7.png]]
989 [[caption-width-right:250:Feline Felons.]]
990->''"Very rude felines who keep stealing my hats!!! Ever heard of asking politely??"''
991-->-- Hat Kid's description in the game's manual.
992
993Felines that can steal Hat Kid's hat, or some of her Pons.
994----
995* AllThereInTheManual: The only place their names are mentioned.
996* BanditMook: They can steal your Pons and even your hats.
997* CatFolk: Yep, and they're as mean as a bandit.
998* CatNinja: They prefer to use stealth attacks instead of going head-to-head against you.
999* EarlyBirdCameo: Some cat bandits are found trapped inside paintings in Subcon Forest before you even encounter them officially in Alpine Skyline.
1000* InvisibleMonsters: They are invisible most of the time, only revealing themselves when they try to sneak up behind Hat Kid.
1001* LightningBruiser: Comparatively speaking. They take two hits instead of one, are pretty darn fast, and can easily score more than one damage by shoving Hat Kid in a bottomless pit, which is plentiful in Alpine Skyline. If they attack in a group, one will almost always steal and the second one will punch a stunned Hat Kid.
1002* PaletteSwap: They make a reappearance in the Nyakuza Metro, alongside a purple-headbanded variant that's never invisible and tends to be a tad more violent.
1003* VisibleInvisibility: Their invisible camouflage shows a faint clear silhouette of their presence. So to detect any of them, you have to pay real close attention to your surroundings even if you know where they show up.
1004[[/folder]]
1005
1006[[folder:Purple Flowers]]
1007[[quoteright:280:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/20180112022657_1.jpg]]
1008 [[caption-width-right:280:The Illness has Spread...]]
1009Dangerous flowers that grow all over Alpine Skyline.
1010----
1011* AlwaysChaoticEvil: The purple flowers are a species of highly dangerous plants that all share one common goal; to seize control of the entire Alpine Skyline with their poisonous spores once they awaken. The main flowers also seem to be self-aware, as they'll try to defend themselves with explosive spores and black thorns when Hat Kid approaches them.
1012* ArcVillain: They're the main antagonists of Alpine Skyline.
1013* GardenOfEvil: What they turn Alpine Skyline into during the chapter's finale.
1014* GenericDoomsdayVillain: Unlike any of the other {{Arc Villain}}s, who have some form of depth and backstory materials through the Purple Time Rifts, the flowers get [[TheUnreveal no explanation of what they are]] and little-to-no characterization due to having no dialogue.
1015* {{Leitmotif}}: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1zm_9Moftw Alpine Skyline at Night]]".
1016* LevelInBossClothing: The flowers themselves are not a challenge, getting to them is. You must destroy all three main flowers spreading the corruption, and every next flower is progressively more difficult to deal with.
1017* MadeOfExplodium: The small dandelion things created by the big flowers will explode.
1018* TheUnreveal: Even after the finale of Alpine Skyline is concluded nothing about these things is revealed. The Nomads and Goats are simply relieved they're gone thanks to Hat Kid.
1019* VileVillainSaccharineShow: The level where you defeat them is much more serious in tone, with a surprisingly dark atmosphere.
1020* TheVirus: Their spores can corrupt other living beings, turning their victims violent.
1021[[/folder]]
1022
1023!Arctic Cruise
1024[[folder:The Captain]]
1025[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/seal_the_deal_captain.jpg]]
1026 [[caption-width-right:350:''"Attention, passengers..."'']]
1027The captain of the "S.S. LITERALLY Can't Sink", a cruise ship.
1028----
1029* ArtisticLicenseBiology: He claims that he cannot drown thanks to being a walrus, and thus [[spoiler:Hat Kid didn't need to save him from the sinking ship]]. An actual walrus can hold their breath underwater for a fairly long time, roughly 10 minutes, but any longer than that and they'll likely drown if they don't rise for air. [[spoiler:Potentially [[JustifiedTrope justified]], given his mental state, he could be lying so that he can GoDownWithTheShip]].
1030* TheCaptain: Goes without saying.
1031* CigarChomper: Is always seen with two cigarettes in his mouth. [[spoiler:His backstory reveals that he picked this habit up shortly after his mentor/teacher died, starting with a single one]].
1032* TheComicallySerious: Stoic at the best of times and grumpy at the worst, his deadpan reactions clash with his crew's quirkiness and the bizarre occurrences happening in his ship. [[spoiler:But as his backstory reveals, he used to be much jollier before being struck with grief over the death of his mentor]].
1033* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Everyone calls him 'Captain', no other name has been given.
1034* GoingDownWithTheShip: [[spoiler:When the cruise ship hits an iceberg and begins to sink, he attempts to do this before Hat Kid's forceful rescue. He notes that he can't actually drown, though he would've pretended to]].
1035* HiddenDepths: He may come off as your run-of-the-mill gruff, JerkWithAHeartOfGold character type, but in truth [[spoiler:he suffers from borderline suicidal depression due to the sudden loss of his mentor and the endless incompetence of his staff]].
1036* IronicName: The name of his cruise ship is the ''S.S. LITERALLY Can't Sink,'' which becomes ironic later when [[spoiler:his ship hits an iceberg and begins to sink. Also doubles as a clever ShoutOut to the UsefulNotes/RMSTitanic, because not only does his ship suffer the same fate, but its name is reminiscent to the Titanic's own nickname, once being called "The Unsinkable"]].
1037* JerkassHasAPoint: As cute and cuddly as they may be, the LITERALLY Can't Sink's crew of seals is grossly incompetent, and the Captain has every right to be harsh towards them. Their ineptitude causes so much to go wrong on the ship, from them misplacing objects to them producing genuine safety hazards, creating endless headaches for their Captain.
1038* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He's rather rough around the edges and doesn't seem to have anything but irritation toward his incompetent workers, but they ''do'' ultimately work under him, and he's fairly sincere when complimenting Hat Kid's gumption on picking up the seals' slack by doing several tasks at once.
1039* MessOfWoe: Is often surrounded by discarded cigars and empty pizza boxes; according to the area's purple Rift, it started when [[spoiler:his mentor died at sea]].
1040* NiceGuy: Was once a young and wide-eyed Walrus who dreamed of being a captain alongside his Mentor. [[spoiler:This vanished after his Mentor was lost at sea, sinking into a deep depression, and then being surrounded by incompetent workers for years]].
1041* NonStandardCharacterDesign: His design is based more on a realistic walrus when compared to his cute and super-deformed seal crew, and like the Empress after him, he's far more detailed and animated than the base game's characters.
1042* OnlySaneMan: In a cruise ship full of incompetent Seals that cause more problems than they ever fix, The Captain stands out as one.
1043* SemiaquaticSpeciesSailor: He's a walrus, and the captain of a ship.
1044* SeriouslyScruffy: After [[spoiler:falling into a deep depression after his mentor died]], The Captain hasn't been taking good care of himself, surrounding himself with cigarettes, junk food and not really bothering to clean up any of it. His uniform is disheveled and messy. In fact, it got so bad, one of his tusks is missing, presumably from neglecting his health. His sorry state is later commented on by Snatcher.
1045-->'''The Snatcher:''' ''This Captain guy is ''great''! His dead eyes and musty smell reminds of home.''
1046* SurroundedByIdiots: The Captain certainly seems to think so, which is why he's quick to hire Hat Kid for some jobs that the Seals keep botching.
1047* TimedMission: Act 2 of the Arctic Cruise has Hat Kid get hired to perform 18 jobs around the ship in quick succession before all of their timers run out. If The Captain gets too frustrated at her lack of good results, it's back to the beginning to try again.
1048* TragicDream: His rift storybook reveals [[spoiler:he literally dreamed of reuniting with his Mentor so they could lead a ship as co-captains... only to wake up to the news that his Mentor has been lost at sea]].
1049* UnwantedRescue: [[spoiler:Tells Hat Kid to leave him behind to sink with his ship, and continually tries to convince her to leave him be when she comes to his rescue]].
1050* WarmHeartedWalrus: Downplayed. He comes across as gruff and grumpy, and will complain about his crew's incompetence. Still, he's thankful towards Hat Kid for doing several jobs around the ship, and will reward her a Time Piece for her help. [[spoiler:Played straight in his Rift storybook, where he started off as a happy and optimistic up-and-coming captain of his own ship, but fell in a deep depression after he learned that his mentor died at sea.]]
1051[[/folder]]
1052
1053[[folder:The Staff]]
1054[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/seal_the_deal_seal.jpg]]
1055 [[caption-width-right:350:''"Wewcome aboawd!"'']]
1056A gwoup...er, group of seals that work aboard the ship.
1057----
1058* TheDitz: Cute they may be, but they're ''terrible'' at operating a cruise ship.
1059* ElmuhFuddSyndwome: Cute version. They all have trouble pronouncing their R's and sometimes L's, making them come out as W's.
1060* NiceGuy: All of them, even if they're a hazard to be around due to their stupidity. Not a single one of them has a mean bone in their body, and they're genuinely trying to help their Captain and the guests have a good cruise.
1061* NoOSHACompliance: Their workplace is hazardous to say the least, nearly all of it because of their own doing; ovens are spewing flames, tables and furniture that weren't fastened to the floor are being flung around the ship, baggage blocks the halls and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the only bathroom on the ship is overflowing.]]
1062* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: An entire species of small, child-like helpers.
1063* SemiaquaticSpeciesSailor: They're seals who serve as the crew of a ship. However, they aren't particularly good sailors.
1064* TheSlacker: Judging by the disrepair the ship is in, they're terrible with doing the assignments given to them, and end up making the ship ''absurdly'' dangerous to traverse in its lower levels.
1065* SweetSeal: They're adorable seals.
1066[[/folder]]
1067
1068[[folder:The Engineer]]
1069[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/seal_the_deal_octopus.jpg]]
1070 [[caption-width-right:350:Shocking, isn't it?]]
1071A giant, dark octopus that's in charge of the ship's power. Makes a lot of electricity puns.
1072----
1073* CasualDangerDialogue: Still says the same lines as normal in Act 3, when the ''ship is sinking, with him still on it''.
1074* DarkIsNotEvil: Despite a sinister appearance and living in a room that's MalevolentArchitecture writ large, the Engineer is non-malicious and also appreciates the company.
1075* KingMook: Sort of. He's a giant version of the rarely-seen Shock Squids, but he's not hostile to Hat Kid.
1076* PungeonMaster: Adds an electricity pun in nearly every sentence he says.
1077[[/folder]]
1078
1079[[folder:Fishman]]
1080[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahit_fishman.png]]
1081 [[caption-width-right:350:''"Hey there, dude. Dudette, I mean."'']]
1082A guest aboard the cruise, with a fish for a head.
1083----
1084* ShoutOut: Based on Scooter, the surfer-lingo-spouting fish from ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', who made his debut in the episode, "Bubble Buddy".
1085* SurferDude: He always speaks like one, at least.
1086[[/folder]]
1087
1088[[folder:Grandkids]]
1089[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ahit_grandkid.png]]
1090 [[caption-width-right:200:Squawk!]]
1091The Conductor's infant grandchildren, kept in the ship's daycare while the Conductor himself is at the bar.
1092----
1093* AscendedExtra: Prior to the release of the "Seal The Deal" expansion, they were only mentioned once, in one of the Conductor's taunts.
1094* AxCrazy: They're real {{Psycho Knife Nut}}s, just like Grandpa.
1095* EnfantTerrible: Downplayed, but the Conductor's grandchildren are as knife-happy as their grandpa is (to the point where they're threatening anyone who's watching the security camera in their room with a knife) and their daycare play pen has barbed wire circling it.
1096* IdenticalGrandson: The Conductor's grandchildren are basically just smaller versions of him wearing diapers. They even wear his cap.
1097* PsychoKnifeNut: All of them are as eager to wield knives as the Conductor. Like grandfather, like grandchildren...
1098* StrayingBaby: Act 2 of the Arctic Cruise, among other things, has you retrieve the Grandkids from wherever they happened to have wandered into, usually in places far, far away from where they belong.
1099[[/folder]]
1100
1101!Nyakuza Metro
1102[[folder:The Empress]]
1103[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nyakuza_leader.jpg]]
1104[[caption-width-right:350:''"It's the perfect place for a little lying... a little cheating... a little stealing."'']]
1105->Voiced by: Creator/LauraPost
1106The leader of the Nyakuza, who forces Hat Kid to work for her while on her turf.
1107----
1108* AffablyEvil: The ruthless and terrifying leader of Nyakuza, but not without her redeeming qualities. Throughout their time working together, she actually grows fond of Hat Kid, complimenting her more and more as she collects more time pieces for her, and while The Empress does try to kill Hat Kid when she catches her stealing back the time pieces, when she finally has her cornered in an elevator, she accepts some of the blame for being too trusting of Hat Kid. At the end of the day, while she is [[KnightOfCerebus more threatening than him]], the Empress is ''nicer'' than the Snatcher.
1109* AlwaysABiggerFish: [[spoiler:Is just about to deal with Hat Kid personally when some police show up, and she decides that getting their attention and subsequently destroying her operations isn't worth her revenge.]]
1110* ArcVillain: The main antagonist of Nyakuza Metro, strong-arming Hat Kid into her employ and hoarding Time Pieces.
1111* BadBoss: In a cutscene, she accuses an underling of trying to steal her jewels because of a hair she found, and then throws him hard enough to pop him.
1112* BenevolentBoss: More implied then outright shown like her BadBoss tendencies, but if her time with Hat Kid is anything to go by, when it comes to minions who are loyal she seems to treat and reward them well.
1113* BerserkButton: Anyone stealing from her. She quickly murders one of her own minions after she finds one of the cat's hairs on her jewelry, and [[spoiler:Hat Kid daring to steal back the Time Pieces causes the Empress to immediately cast her out of her organization and call a bounty on the child, with the Empress joining the hunt herself]].
1114* BlingBlingBang: [[spoiler:The Rocket Launcher she shoots at Hat Kid with in "Rush Hour" is plated in gold, shoots diamond-tipped rockets, and is excessively gaudy overall]].
1115* BossArenaIdiocy: [[spoiler:Chases Hat Kid with a rocket launcher when Hat Kid takes back her Time Pieces. Coincidentally, there are a lot of barriers blocking Hat Kid's escape that can only be blown up by these rockets.]]
1116* CatsAreMean: She's a talking Sphynx Cat who is also a vicious crime boss.
1117* CatStereotype: Fits the "mean and evil Sphynx" stereotype.
1118* ContrastingSequelAntagonist: More of a "Contrasting DLC character": she has numerous differences from the {{Arc Villain}}s of the previous worlds in the base game.
1119** She's a leader, much like the Mafia Boss rules Mafia Town and the Snatcher rules Subcon, but while those two stays in their respective areas for the most part, the Empress is heavily implied to smuggle goods from the outside. She also [[BadBoss outright murders]] employees that betray or double-cross her, whereas the Mafia Boss and Snatcher generally tend to treat their henchmen in their worlds [[BenevolentBoss with respect]].
1120** The Mafia Boss, Snatcher, and Mustache Girl did not like Hat Kid, and actively fought against her, while the Empress essentially forces Hat Kid to work under her, but ends up finding herself respecting Hat Kid's level of skill over the course of the DLC (even seeming to consider her a potential successor).
1121** All of the previous antagonists (barring the Purple Flowers) have supplementary material within the game to explain their backstory and motivations, whereas the Empress's backstory is [[MysteriousPast simply left unexplained]], and has a straightforward goal (making money).
1122** Prior antagonists aside from the Purple Flowers were [[LargeHam bombastic]] and humorous, while The Empress is more [[TheStoic reserved]] and [[KnightOfCerebus serious]]. While she does show a [[NotSoStoic more humorous side]], it's only near the end, [[spoiler:when Hat Kid not only manages to escape her, but also temporarily cripple her operation by accident]].
1123** To further drive the point home, Snatcher and the Conductor/DJ Grooves betray Hat Kid at the end of their worlds, whereas the Empress tries to kill Hat Kid because Hat Kid stole from her. In other words, Hat Kid betrays her instead of the other way around.
1124* CounterfeitCash: She has a printing press in the back of her jewelry store that's been spewing out a lot of money into a giant pile. It explains where she's been getting all of the money to pay you with.
1125* CovertGroupMundaneFront: She runs a jewelry store as a front to her shady business.
1126* DeathGlare: She very easily gives one at pretty much every opportunity, and they never lose their effectiveness; if anything, they get even more frightening. [[spoiler:When Hat Kid is caught stealing the Time Pieces, she gives her the angriest glare yet.]]
1127* TheDreaded: Most of the Nyakuza Metro residents try not to refer to her directly when talking about her, with at least one conversation involving one telling another to hush up about how their friend disappeared, in fear of retribution. Even Hat Kid is afraid of her, for good reason; [[spoiler:she calls a manhunt on Hat Kid once she steals her Time Pieces back]].
1128* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Her introductory scene features her [[StealthHiBye effortlessly sneaking up on]] Hat Kid, taking her Time Piece without a fight, and then promptly deciding to put the child under her employ after asking if she works under anybody (without giving Hat Kid a chance to refuse), expressly to keep a close eye on her. Another scene features her grilling an Underling on stealing her jewels, and then promptly [[BadBoss throwing them on her counter top]] after showing the proof, hard enough to pop them, telling the onlooking Hat Kid that [[ImpliedDeathThreat she'd better not let that be her]].
1129* EtTuBrute: A possible explanation for the events of "''Rush Hour''" act. As mentioned in LikeADaughterToMe, she genuinely grows to care for Hat Kid, and her being a young child might have awakened her [[ParentalSubstitute maternal instincts]] as a Mother Cat. It's worth noting that her reaction to Hat Kid's betrayal (organizing a huge manhunt for an obscene bounty she joins herself with a freaking missile launcher) is ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness excessive]]'', even for her (let's not forget she called for the manhunt ''before'' Hat Kid even moved from her spot). All other traitors to the Empress' organization quietly "disappeared", but Hat Kid essentially gets sentenced to a very public execution. A player who's familiar with this game and its tone can totally buy that the Empress felt that the kid she loved like her own kitten has betrayed her and that she wants revenge in the only way a crime lord like her understands.
1130* {{Expy}}: The fact she's a scrawny cat in a position of high power, is really big on asserting her dominance, [[TheDreaded feared by many]] yet [[PetTheDog has her own sense of decency]], and is one antagonist the main hero doesn't actually defeat makes her quite similar to [[{{Anime/DragonBallSuper}} Lord Beerus.]]
1131* {{Foil}}: She's the leader of a criminal organization, the Nyakuza, much like the Mafia Boss is the leader of the Mafia, but unlike them, ends up putting Hat Kid under their employ, and is [[BadBoss far less forgiving]] to her henchmen, along with being taller and thinner.
1132* FurryReminder: Her idle animations feature her licking herself, scratching at her ears, and when attacked, scratches back and hisses, all behaviors fairly typical of cats.
1133* GoodScarsEvilScars: Has various jagged looking scars over her body, most notably across her left eye and the side of her neck.
1134* HiddenDepths: Virtually in control of the criminal underworld that rules ''Nyakuza Metro'', she is a ruthless BadBoss that won't think twice to squash one of her own underlings [[YouHaveFailedMe if they fail her]]. Yet, she grows to have a soft spot for Hat Kid. [[spoiler:When betrayed at the finale she's ''furious'', deliberately allowing Kid to escape the jewelry store [[MakeAnExampleOfThem just to be hunted down]], but she's also bitterly disappointed judging by the speech she gives the kid in the elevator. Going by her confession, the Empress is more hurt by the betrayal than mad once she's cornered Hat Kid.]]
1135* HonorAmongThieves: In spite of her temper and ruthlessness, the Empress seems to warm up to anyone that makes themselves useful to her organization, highly valuing loyalty. She quickly becomes impressed with Hat Kid's resourcefulness when finding the Metro's Time Pieces, eventually stating that she "takes care of her own". Right up until [[spoiler:Hat Kid tries to steal back the same Time Pieces]], the Empress starts to treat Hat Kid like a potential protégé, asking if Hat Kid had any ideas of what they wanted to do once they grew up, then promising that "little would be beyond your reach" if the small alien kept working for her.
1136* HumiliationConga: [[spoiler:By the end of ''Nyakuza Metro'', she's been betrayed and swindled by a child, none of her men are able to capture Hat Kid at all, she loses her chance at revenge due to dumb luck, her crime ring is temporarily under investigation and can no longer operate until the police leave, and to top it all off, her revenge on Hat Kid is likely unattainable due to her leaving the planet at the end of the game.]]
1137* {{Hypocrite}}: She hates it when her Underlings steal from her, despite the fact she not only steals from Hat Kid [[EstablishingCharacterMoment in her introductory scene]], her entire livelihood heavily involves smuggling.
1138* KnightOfCerebus: Unlike almost everyone else in the game that has a layer of [[LargeHam hamminess]] or BlackComedy to lighten the mood, the Empress is established as deadly serious and utterly ruthless from the get-go. Her demeanor makes ''[[EldritchAbomination the Snatcher]]'' look cuddly.
1139* KnowWhenToFoldEm: [[spoiler:She runs away when the police get into the same elevator as her and Hat Kid at the next stop, and going back to free roam reveals that Le Felin is under investigation. When talking to her, she tells Hat Kid that she's going to leave her alone (for now) since going after revenge will jeopardize her criminal operations, with the caveat that when she's not under investigation, she ''will'' go after Hat Kid.]]
1140* LargeAndInCharge: She stands out by being far taller than the other Nyakuza cats.
1141* LikeADaughterToMe: Her soft spot for Hat Kid and the way she seemed to treat her better than her Underlings seems to imply that she may have wanted to have this relationship with Hat Kid.
1142* MacGuffinDeliveryService: As soon as Hat Kid finds a Time Piece in the Metro, she sends a pair of Underlings to grab it from her.
1143* MercyLead: [[spoiler:Her advice to Hat Kid as soon as the police investigation is over? ''RUN''.]]
1144* MysteriousPast: Unlike the other characters central to the narrative of their respective world, The Empress gets no explanation of her backstory; there isn't a Purple Time Rift devoted to her (the Purple Time Rift of Nyakuza Metro involves Rumbi), and even the conversations around the Metro don't really give any indication of her past, save for the implication that she and the police have an agreement and anyone trying to discuss said past tend to disappear.
1145* NearVillainVictory: She probably comes the closest to defeating Hat Kid, [[spoiler:cornering Hat Kid in an elevator and is intent on finishing the job, but is inadvertently stopped by police who enter it on the next stop, forcing her to retreat]].
1146* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Owing to ArtEvolution, the Empress is noticeably ''much'' more detailed than the rest of the cast (save for The Captain), almost entirely lacking 2D elements; her eyes and mouth are noticeably a part of her rig, and she even has fairly accurate lip synch. It's especially contrasted with her Underlings, who have similar 2D elements as the rest of the cast.
1147* NotSoAboveItAll: After spending all of Nyakuza Metro being one of [[KnightOfCerebus serious and threatening antagonist in the game]]. Her last scene (if you don't return to her shop) is her [[spoiler:being blindsided by the arrival of two cops, comically pressing the button to stop the elevator repeatedly, and leaving rather awkwardly. This results in Hat Kid getting a Time Piece that one of the DirtyCops in the elevator trying to deliver to the Empress]].
1148* NotSoStoic: [[spoiler:After Hat Kid steals from her, she becomes ''very'' angry, calling up all of her men to capture Hat Kid with a bounty that eventually escalates to 2 million. She also exits the elevator in a quick, comical fashion after the police inadvertently ruin her plans, declaring her revenge.]]
1149* OneHitKill: If Hat Kid whacks her in her own jewelry store, the Empress counters with a claw swipe that instantly takes all of Hat Kid's health.
1150* PetTheDog: While she [[BadBoss considers her men disposable]] once they steal from her, she seems to have a genuine soft spot toward Hat Kid, and rewards her with money every time she finds new Time Pieces (albeit the money is heavily implied to be counterfeit), even seeming to consider her a potential successor, judging by her asking if there's anything she wants to do with her life. [[spoiler:When she inevitably fights Hat Kid for stealing from her, she doesn't dodge the blame and says that it was her mistake to trust Hat Kid when she's in an elevator with her, even though she makes it clear she's still going to kill her.]]
1151* TheQueenpin: Her rule is undisputed and she is feared throughout the Nyakuza Metro.
1152* RunOrDie: [[spoiler:Once Hat Kid enrages her, all she can do is run for her life, terrified and desperately trying to escape.]]
1153* SpontaneousCrowdFormation: [[spoiler:Thanks to throwing out a 1 million and then 2 million bounty on Hat Kid, a large portion of the Metro is covered in crowds of gangster cats, and the result is that the moments where Hat Kid tries to run from the Empress and her rockets, are done often above or surrounded by a massive audience.]]
1154* TwitchyEye: [[spoiler:When she catches Hat Kid leaving her store's vault, her right eye noticeably twitches]].
1155* TheUnfought: [[spoiler:Her "Boss Fight" is more or less Hat Kid running scared for her life from the Empress and her Yakuza cat riot, the only "fight" you have is leading her rockets into the various blockades, with no opportunity to fight back, just run. Ultimately Hat Kid is content to have just ''escaped'' instead of having even considered the idea of fighting The Empress. Considering she's powerful enough to kill Hat Kid ''[[OneHitKill in one hit]]'', a fight against her could have resulted in GameplayAndStorySegregation.]]
1156* VideoGameCrueltyPunishment: Hitting her will result in her swiping back, which kills Hat Kid instantly.
1157* VileVillainSaccharineShow: All other antagonists in the game LaughablyEvil or at the very least have a FreudianExcuse. Not the Empress. She's ruthless, she takes what she wants and disposes of anyone who gets in her way, and she rules the Nyakuza Metro with an iron paw.
1158* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:She engages in mad laughter as she calls a hunt on Hat Kid, is noticeably frustrated as she keeps escaping the grip of her men, and starts throwing around outright death threats. She calms down when she and Hat Kid are in an elevator, enough to reflect on her mistake, but becomes incredibly awkward when it turns out the police come into the elevator on the next stop, and outright runs for it when she gets the chance.]]
1159* VillainRespect: Hat Kid can return to her jewelry store after the chase. But Empress doesn't think of it as foolish or reckless, instead begrudgingly remarks her little traitor is one [[WorthyOpponent very bold child]].
1160* WeWillMeetAgain: Empress promises Hat Kid, as the [[VillainExitStageLeft hunt is called-off]], she hasn't escaped. She will track her down and get her revenge.
1161* YouWillNotEvadeMe: [[spoiler:Doesn't matter how fast you are when making a bid for freedom to the surface, she's always one step ahead of you, and cuts you off at the elevator. Were it not for those police coincidentally entering the elevator and the threat that her actions could attract unwanted attention from the Police Chief, breaking her trust would've been ''the last thing'' you ever did.]]
1162[[/folder]]
1163
1164[[folder:Underlings]]
1165[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nyakuza_minions.jpg]]
1166[[caption-width-right:350:''"That belongs to the boss!"'']]
1167The black cats that are seen in the underground Metro. Many are grunts of the Nyakuza, and can be identified by their masks.
1168----
1169* AdorableEvilMinions: They are about as tall as Hat Kid (minus a few exceptions), speak in high pitched children's voices, and spend much of their time idling around talking about food.
1170* BatterUp: Some grunts carry bats around.
1171* CatsAreMean: They're cats who happen to be gangsters.
1172* DidntThinkThisThrough: In one conversation, you can hear some goons talking about what they plan to do with the money the Empress paid them. One has been apparently stashing his money away somewhere so he can buy a new home someday. His friend has to tell him that buying a home with cash is very suspicious, making the other realize that the Empress probably won't be writing any checks for him either.
1173* DirtyCop: [[spoiler:One of the two officers that scares the Empress away at the end of "Rush Hour" is actually on her payroll.]]
1174* FriendInTheBlackMarket: There are various masked Underlings around the Metro that are willing to sell Hat Kid unique gear, such as a baseball bat and mask of her own.
1175* GlowingEyes: Comes with being cats. All of their eyes glow yellow. [[spoiler:Becomes GlowingEyesOfDoom when a bounty is called on Hat Kid, turning the whole metro against her]].
1176* HypocriticalHumor; In one conversation, you hear two cats talking about kittens vandalizing the metro with stickers and lamenting and how kittens these days have no respect for anything anymore. Then they admit that they really want some stickers too.
1177* LeanAndMean: One body type for them is a very tall and lanky build, about twice as tall as Hat Kid.
1178* LightningBruiser: [[spoiler:They're very quick, able to leap some distance, and are invulnerable when the Empress sics them on Hat Kid]].
1179* NoHonorAmongThieves: You can overhear some complain in conversations that someone's stolen their watch.
1180* OptionalBoss: In Green Clean Station, there's a hidden one-on-one battle with an eyepatched goon who's a parody of [[Videogame/{{Yakuza}} Goro Majima]].
1181* TheWallsHaveEyes: [[spoiler:Once the Empress places a bounty on Hat Kid, all of the cats in the metro go after her, and areas blocked off to her are signified by large walls of hostile cats staring right at her]].
1182[[/folder]]
1183
1184[[folder:Metro Cats]]
1185[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/miles_gravin_metro_cattrain_ingame.jpg]]
1186[[caption-width-right:350:MEOW! HONK!]]
1187Gigantic felines that pull the Metro's trains along their tracks.
1188----
1189* AdvancingWallOfDoom: They'll run over and hurt Hat Kid if she's in their way.
1190* AmbiguousRobots: It is unclear whether the Metro Cats are organic or not, since they have glowing yellow eyes that act as headlights, and their meows are accompanied with train horn sounds. Since their description notes that they're "designed" to pull trains, they could be mechanical in origin. Then again, one smiled and meowed a warning at Hat Kid who was too close to the platform edge, so they could be [[BizarreAlienBiology alien beasts of burden]].
1191* BizarreAlienLocomotion: They're giant cats "designed" to pull vehicles, which wouldn't be so weird if it weren't for the fact that they pull ''entire subway trains.''
1192* MegaNeko: They are massive enough to pull subway trains.
1193* PrehensileTail: Their tails form a hook that attaches to the front of the metro cars.
1194* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: They're basically giant fluffy neck-scarf wearing kittens, Hat Kid visibly {{Squee}}s when she sees them for the first time.
1195[[/folder]]
1196
1197[[folder:Meowjima]]
1198
1199A hidden cat within the world that challenges Hat Kid to a duel.
1200----
1201* {{Expy}}: He is ultimately [[VideoGame/LikeADragon Goro Majima]] as a cat.
1202* OptionalBoss: His appearance is essentially to serve as a secret boss fight.
1203* PunnyName: "Meow" plus [[Characters/LikeADragonGoroMajima Majima]].
1204[[/folder]]

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