Line #10 Awesome/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum


1	* Makes-Things, [[DroppedABridgeOnHim on whom a bridge had been dropped]], was given a proper death scene a while later. This included the following awesome badass bit. Shortly before his death, he'd been busy [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Duplicating]] [=TARDISes=] for Agents' use when the mother of all [[Series/StarTrekVoyager macroviruses]] attacked. He turned the Duplicator into a Transmogrifier, forced the giant thing into a box a fraction of its size, turned the monster into a cockroach, and ''stomped'' the fucking thing. Unfortunately, it turned into a DyingMomentOfAwesome (maybe; it is not known if he came BackFromTheDead or was NotQuiteDead) when he failed to notice the ''second'', equally huge macrovirus [[RightBehindMe right behind him]].
2	* In this corner, you have Twp'atwt, who has just been systematically murdering the DIS's prisoners. In this corner, you have Agent Blue Photon, who's been in the dungeon for months. Guess which one inflicts an EyeScream on the other. Hint: It's not Twp. Seven years later, they fight again, and it's even more of a CurbStompBattle when Twp loses his ''other'' eye and the text implies that [[KarmicDeath he is]] [[ColdBloodedTorture tortured]] [[KarmicDeath to death]].
3	* In [[http://plotprotectors.tripod.com/sudiolond/mission06.html one mission,]] Agents Suicide and Ithalond took on a [[Franchise/HarryPotter Potterverse]] powerhouse who appropriated the powers of [[Myth/EgyptianMythology Sekhmet The Destroyer]] along with some from Imhotep. They took her on knowing she would whoop their asses, but then [[SummonBiggerFish Sekhmet herself lent a hand]]. [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Exit Sue]].
4	* The Department of Geographical Abberations once ran into a Sue in a ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' fanfic who had the ability to merge with things and creatures. When they cornered her, she panicked and merged with ''the entire planet of Arda''. What did the PPC do? Why, call in every agent in HQ, and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu perform a simultaneous planetwide exorcism]]. After a record-breaking charge list, Dafydd then [[KarmicDeath fed her to Mini-Balrogs]].
5	** Speaking of Dafydd, he ended his career by taking on two Legendary Badfics (the SoBadItsGood "Fanfic/{{legolas by laura}}" and the [[NauseaFuel horrifying]] {{squick}}-fest "Celebrian") ''in a row''. After he completely flips out with a confiscated Suevian ArtifactOfDoom at the latter, accidentally killing himself in the process, his girlfriend Constance Simms gets her own awesome points for marching into the Halls of Mandos and chewing out Mandos himself until he brings him back to life.
6	* Agents Kirill and Zug managing to overcome the influence of a Wraith that was amplifying their resentment of each other and driving them to try to kill each other, with the power of love.
7	* [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1KmcAgo2JEbSFBr6ZFRHUSp3Ey4gXyi384U90HLipCnE "Mission Six: Snapback"]]. They killed "Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles".
8	** This one counts not just because they took down a horribly-written GrimDark fic in a seriously impressive way (that's par for the course with the PPC), but because ''the canon itself was fighting back''. Because ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' is very recent, very popular, very well-written, and has a lot of positive emotions tied up in it, the continuum almost killed the fic ''by itself''. Not too bad for a show about ponies. And the mission's extra-long dénouement is a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment\|s}} as the canon characters' true equinalities resurface.
9	* [[KidHero Lapis Lazuli]] in general. To wit, she's a former ''[[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Pokémon]]'' Sue, who not only gained enough self-awareness to escape her homefic just before [[OldShame it got shut down by its own author]], but went on to become one of the youngest agents to join the Department of Implausible Crossovers, at the then-age of twelve. The reason? [[DeathByOriginStory Her closest friend had been killed on Duty]] a year earlier, and rather than lie down and cry over his loss, [[ILetGwenStacyDie she took up his cause and rallied to start killing badfic herself, so that nobody else she held dear would ever have to lose their lives at its figurative hands ever again.]] And then there's her history as an actual agent - starting off feeling awfully unprepared, she goes on to help her partners fight an army of Suvian soldiers, [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever a kaiju-sized replacement of]] VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog, and a [[GodModeSue God-Mode Stu]] within less than ''two months''. In the case of the last one, [[HandicappedBadass she gets her right hand bitten off, and ends up (accidentally) killing said Stu anyway!]] All to keep her somewhat less rational partners from getting themselves maimed. Finally, she and her idiotic drunkard of a partner, Cupid Carmine, get dragged into a mission by [[SociopathicHero Chakkik]] and his partner, which ends with Chakkik, whom Lapis had earlier bonded with thanks to a few rounds of poker, nearly getting killed by ''another'' more villainous God-Mode Stu. What does Lapis do? She gets Cupid to bait the uncanonical son of [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Captain Jack Sparrow]] who was in the process of romancing [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Ariel's daughter Melody]], onto the ship said Stu was on, while she herself manages to convince [[BigBad Davy Jones]] to '''[[SummonBiggerFish RELEASE]] [[KrakenAndLeviathan THE KRAKEN]]''' upon the ship. Needless to say, both Suvians, and all the mooks the evil Stu was going to use to murder everybody, are [[CurbStompBattle completely obliterated]], leaving no trace behind.
10	** The moral of the story? [[BewareTheNiceOnes Those who mess with people Lapis cares about do so at their own peril.]]

Context Awesome / ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum