Line #9 Awesome/Oglaf

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1	* The [[http://oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/2/ son of Kronar]].
2	** Kronar's bloodline in general, being so [[ManlyGay manly]] and [[HeManWomanHater misogynistic]] that they managed to develop HomosexualReproduction ''out of sheer [[ThePowerOfHate hatred]] of women''.
3	* [[http://oglaf.com/undercroft/ Don't ever underestimate Mistress.]]
4	* Vanka brings new meaning to the trope CrazyPrepared. She ''booby trapped her own vagina!''
5	* [[http://oglaf.com/sacrifice/3/ Greir getting herself free, saving the other sacrifices]], and [[http://oglaf.com/deincarnation/2/ stabbing the fake god with the fake sword]]...
6	** ...and when that doesn't stick, [[http://oglaf.com/deincarnation/3/ Navaan kills it with one of the fake deaths]] (whether it was [[GeniusDitz intentional]] or [[CloudCuckooLander not]] is up for question, but it ''was'' pretty awesome).
7	** ... and finally they [[https://www.oglaf.com/deincarnation/5/ torch the place]] (complete with UnflinchingWalk), putting an end to the evil cult's last remaining excuse for existing.
8	** Also a Funny Moment, but Greir is so unfun that she is able to literally resist the powers of a murderous ''god of fun''.
9	* The Fukkin' awesome dwarves often manage this: but their crowning achievement (as of this posting), on the "lonelymountain" page, is making functional sex toys ''for a dragon'', and selling them to one for a cartload of gold.
10	--> We don't know ''what'' you got up your scaly cloaca, but ''we got shit that it likes!''
11	* The princess from "Frog 3" takes [[http://oglaf.com/frog-3/ things into her own hands.]]
12	* An [[http://oglaf.com/acrophobia/ acrophobe]] mistakes his fear of heights for a judgement of God, and [[InsaneTrollLogic determines that high buildings]] are evil, and thus, mountains must be work of the devil. He then proceeds to charge at a mountain with a pickaxe... and much, much later, ''[[DeathOfAThousandCuts the mountain isn't there anymore]]''.

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