Line #71 Angrish/WebOriginal


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9	* mpn1990's review of ''VideoGame/{{Action 52}}''. "Don't tell me this game just fucking crashed on me! OH MY GOD! (unintelligible bloodcurdling screams) DAMN YOU ACTION 52! GOD DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
10	* In Website/TheAgonyBooth forums, one poster during a discussion of ''[[MindScrew Southland Tales]]'' alternated between sensible statements and "Who the which now?"
11	* ''WebVideo/AngryGermanKid'': He spends the video screaming so loudly that parts of his dialogue are untranslatable, resulting in this.
12	* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd tends to fall into this whenever a game does something particularly bad.
13	** One particular example from his review of ''VisualNovel/PlumbersDontWearTies'' took place upon his viewing of [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment an upside-down picture of the narrator in a chicken mask]]. He is initially limited to making choking sounds and almost spazzing out before exclaiming "A FUCKIN' CHICKEN MASK! An upside-down fuckin' chicken mask!"
14	* ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'':
15	** Linkara provides the below quote in his review of ''ComicBook/{{Neutro}}'' one when it is revealed that the two scientists that assembled Neutro are testing his capabilities by, among other things, demolishing entire cities. He is understandably appalled.
16	--->'''Linkara:''' He's... They're... They're... They're testing Neutro by blowing up cities!?
17	** In his review of ''Series/PowerRangersTurbo'':
18	--->'''Linkara:''' After a filler episode where they get baked into a giant pizza... Excuse me for a moment. (''walks away from the mic, lets out a loud scream of torment, then walks back'') The story then continues in "The Phantom Phenomenon".
19	** In the ''ComicBook/SilentHill Dead/Alive'' review, after finding out that the comic ripped off ''Franchise/EvilDead'', he shouts in Angrish offscreen.
20	** At the end of ''ComicBook/{{Marville}}'' issue number four. [[EnragedByIdiocy "AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH! JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH WHYYYYYYYY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!"]] He then hurls the comic away.
21	** Earlier in the issue, we got "I...I don't...[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]" at [[HollywoodEvolution one of the more severe instances of biology fail]].
22	** The ''WebVideo/HistoryOfPowerRangers'' about ''Series/PowerRangersMegaforce'' sees his breakdown over [[spoiler:Robo Knight's UnexplainedRecovery]] and the resultant [[LaughingMad insane laughter]] devolve into this after he grabs a gun and empties the magazine into a wall.
23	* In ''WebVideo/BoringTrousers'' [[http://boringtrousers.blogspot.ca/2011/12/boringtrousers-minisode-1-baby-down-on.html podcast Minisode]] on the Music/LeetStreetBoys, Adam suffers from this after reading some of their [[MemeticMutation meme-filled]] song lyrics.
24	* ''WebVideo/CatMuto'' slips into this when gobsmacked by something. A noticeable example occurs in her final Let's Play video of ''VisualNovel/DontTakeItPersonallyBabeItJustAintYourStory'', [[spoiler: after Isabella's suicide is revealed by Akira to have been made up as a prank to cause John Rook to lighten up]], beginning with TranquilFury before devolving into this.
25	--> '''Cat Muto:''' Excuse me? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You guys. Are. Idiots.]] What... ethae... eh, WHAT THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] IS WRONG WITH YOU?! That is just.. that, urgh... just... sha...
26	* ''Creator/TheCynicalBrit'': "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz82PZu3loU Why Do I Own...Bad Rats?]]" Presumably, due to a desire to invent new profanities. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY6TrLsN6qM I Wanna Be The Guy Gaiden]] produced even more sounds that resembled swear words but were not, but then [[FakeDifficulty of course]] [[NintendoHard it did]].
27	* Used ''so very much'' by the sporkers of Blog/DasSporking. Some use it with more frequency than others, though the ''really'' indecipherable rants show that things just got very serious.
28	* Arkada from the Website/DesuDesBrigade speaks in this at the end of his ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex'' review after he praises Mary Elizabeth [=McGlynn=] by saying that any anime she is involved in is gold. His captor [[spoiler: the fanboy]] informs him that she also worked on Naruto and that, by extension, Arkada just praised it. Cue meltdown.
29	* In WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged, Vegeta's speech frequently lapses into this whenever his plans go awry or whenever he's confronted by the stupidity of his allies/enemies. (He'll also suffer frequent aneurysms). Once, he got so angry that he uttered a scream so loud ''[[RuleOfFunny it traveled through time and was picked up by his not-yet-born adult son]].''
30	* The ''[[Literature/InheritanceCycle eragon-sporkings]]'' lapsed into this after a particularly bad piece of unpleasant moment from [[DesignatedHero Eragon]] -- specifically, after he left two people to be eaten by the Raz'ac so that he'd know whether they were in the area, then after they were eaten assuaged his guilt by saying that they couldn't defend everyone. Then regained speech long enough for a rant including "MY HATRED FOR YOU SEETHES LIKE THE ROTTEN UNDERBELLY OF A BLOATED ZOMBIE CORPSE" before lapsing back into Angrish.
31	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6QBqCNuB3g Extremely Angry Shepard]].
32	* [[http://www.lamebook.com/3-oh-3-its-the-magic-number This]] Website/{{Facebook}} entry devolves into Angrish.
33	* The ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' lapse into this frequently. Jon tends to use it more often than Arin.
34	** Jon has been known to slip into it on occasion in his own videos as well - one particularly memorable moment coming from his ''VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures'' review.
35	--->'''I'VE HAD IT! I'VE HAD IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! IF ONE MORE ''FUCKING'' WOOLLY MAMMOTH ASKS ME TO PICK UP [[MotorMouth THREEDUMBLEDANGPODSITHINKI'MGONNAFLIP]]'''
36	%%* Speaking of Creator/GavinFree, he tends to go into this a lot.
37	* In various Platform/GoAnimate videos, thanks to the text-to-speech programming it uses, many phrases devolve into angrish, including "OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!" (most likely originally "Oooooooooh!") and "GEE-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR!" ("Grrrrrrr!")
38	* ''WebVideo/TheGreatestFreakoutEver'' has Stephen devolving into incoherent screeching as he freaks out upon learning that his mother canceled his ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' account.
39	* ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'': Can happen often, as the more serious or short-tempered characters in the series snap at each others' antics. Due to the series' [[FunWithSubtitles subtitling tendencies]], these are always labeled as well. Examples include Kitten's [Presumable Cat Noises], Karamazov's [[VillainousBreakdown [Inquisitorial Angry] ]], the Emperor's occasional maddened mashing of his keyboard and a more terrified than angry version with Magnus and Kitten's [Panicked Babbling].
40	* Used almost whenever a comment read on WebVideo/JacksFilms' [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA6687CF25DE17420 "Your Grammar Sucks"]] is in all caps, which is quite often. [[http://youtu.be/2PtCN-0YoMo?t=45s Oftentimes hilariously so.]]
41	* ''WebVideo/JeffCompass:'' pretty much the basis of his Mr. Shovelware character, happens at least once per episode.
42	* ''WebVideo/{{Kitboga}}'' is a scambaiter popular on Platform/{{Twitch}} and Platform/YouTube. Many of the scammers are reduced to outright angrish after Kitboga does stuff like redeeming the gift card codes he was supposedly going to give them before their very eyes.
43	* ''Blog/MarkReadsTwilight'':
44	** Mark uses the head-smacked-on-the-keyboard kind of Angrish, especially in the first book's later chapters.
45	--->'''Book:''' "Bella." Edward's voice was very soft. Alice and Emmett looked out their windows. "If you let anything happen to yourself--anything at all--I'm holding you personally responsible. Do you understand that?"\
46	'''Mark:''' [=SADL;KFJASDF;JKLASDJKL;SFADJKLXZVCMN,XVCLKSHADFJK789243$#Q%#%%$#=]
47	** His handwritten notes later devolve into a form of [[http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/8/8/5/5/3/1/1/orig-8855311.jpg graphical Angrish]].
48	* The Posse (LetsPlay/{{Medibot}}, LetsPlay/{{pokecapn}}, My Name Is Kaz, and LetsPlay/KungFuJesus) all have had moments were they were so overcome with anger that they lost the capacity for words.
49	-->'''medibot''': gasping over Carrie's refusal to land in the correct spot during ''VideoGame/KirbysEpicYarn'': "My bones have turned into air!"
50	* In ''[[WebVideo/MLPAnalysis Reviewing is Magic 4]]'', it's implied that [=AnthonyC=] devolved into this during the "Technical Difficulties" scene during ''"Reviewing is Magic 4"'', when Luna, after having been absent for the entire conflict, casually asks "Did I miss anything?"
51	-->''"[[BigWhat WHAT!?]] Di- did you'' '''''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe miss anything!?]]''''' ''How about EVERYTHING!!! Where have you been you'' '''''RECALCITRANT BANA-'''''
52	-->'''[[AC: technical difficulties]]'''
53	-->''-Oh you [[AlliterativeList Pompous! Pimpling! PLOTHOLE!!!]]''
54	** And considering what some bronies use the term "plot" for...
55	** Saberspark does this during ''Brony 101: Alicorns''.
56	* In his review of ''Eiken'', WebVideo/TheNecroCritic gets so fed up with the "awkward groping" running gag, that near the end of the video, [[FreakOut he completely loses it]] and starts yelling insane gibberish before repeatedly screaming the word "PAIN" and having to be sedated off-screen.
57	** Several commenters thought that he was [[ForeignLanguageTirade screaming in German]].
58	* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'':
59	** The Critic has one of these when reviewing ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'' during a scene in which the bumbling robot Grounder blows into his hand and makes a pumpkin:
60	--->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' What!? Pumpkin? Buh? Pumpkin!? What!? What!? ''What!?'' Pumpkin?! What?
61	** Also seen in his mute review (he'd yelled at it so much while watching that he lost his voice) of ''Film/TheGoodSon'', where he holds up a sign that reads "INAUDIBLE RAGE". Let's not forget the part where he starts yelling in sound clips of random violence.
62	** His reaction to ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII'', where he seemingly [[GoMadFromTheRevelation goes mad]].
63	** "[[Film/BatmanAndRobin A BAT CREDIT CARD?! YOU BASTARDS! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! (inaudible ranting)]]"
64	** Later, when co-reviewing ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace'' with Linkara, and making a harsh criticism of the latter's special effects, Linkara merely has to say the three words "Bat Credit Card" to get revenge, by sending him off on a murderous gun-toting rampage.
65	** Lampshaded in the [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd AVGN]] and NC review of ''Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells'' in which the Nerd points out that he's too angry to make a coherent description as to how ugly Splinter looks in the special.
66	** None of these have anything on the Critic's reaction to the end of ''Film/TheNeverEndingStoryIIIEscapeFromFantasia''. While laughing bemusedly, he gets up, goes to his car, drives to Home Depot, returns to his car with a crowbar, drives back, takes the DVD to his basement... and then proceeds to go absolutely apeshit on it for several minutes.
67	** Near the end of his review of ''Film/TheRoom2003'', he descends into incoherent gibberish and mimes [[spoiler:shooting himself in the head]] when [[TheDitz Lisa]], upon seeing [[spoiler:Johnny's corpse after he AteHisGun]] asks the incredibly stupid question "[[spoiler:Is he dead]]?"
68	** And even THAT is eclipsed by his reaction to the plot twist of ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNIMH2TimmyToTheRescue''. He actually loses the ability to speak and is at a complete and utter loss on how to react at the sheer idiocy of [[spoiler:Timmy's brother being in charge of NIMH, having turned the scientists into dogs, and becoming pants-crappingly insane.]] He goes through so many bewildered expressions, {{Flat What}}s, and just general speechlessness that you can practically see his brain shut down. Hell, at the end of the review he [[spoiler:''blows the film to hell with the Death Star''.]]
69	** ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicVoyage'''s FillingTheSilence annoyed the Critic so much that he begins his review of it by insanely squeaking out "it never stops", "it just keeps going", and some random gibberish before blowing fire out of his mouth. The scene cuts to a shot of the words "One Moment Please..." accompanied by a picture of the Critic gorging himself on meds.
70	** From [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfTheTitanic the SECOND Animated]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfTheTitanic Titanic]]'' [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfTheTitanic movie]]. "The ''Titanic'' wasn't destroyed by an iceberg, it was an eeeevil gang of underwater sharks that are in cahoots with the evil whaler!" exactly that happens stunned silence, mouth wide open [[DramaticDrop "I'm sorry, I need to drop something."]] fills glass with water, holds it out to the side, and drops it all while maintaining his shocked look, then starts gasping and muttering incoherently
71	** Then there's ''WesternAnimation/ATrollInCentralPark'', the review of which opens with:
72	--->'''Critic:''' [stomp stomp stomp] This movie...duuuuugh...[stomp stomp stomp] I mean it...daaaaagh!...it's really...[[ClusterFBomb FUCKETY FUCK-FUCK!]]
73	** In Doug Walker's retrospective of the eleven worst movies he'd reviewed as the Critic, the remake of ''The Haunting'' causes him to dissolve into shouting random vulgarities. That was only at #10 on a list of 11.
74	* ''WebVideo/{{Oxventure}}'': During the "Mind Your Manors" ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' game, [[ItMakesSenseInContext a surfer ghost warns them that he died by going into the basement]].
75	-->'''Luke/Dob:''' The best defence is a good offence; let's go into the basement.\
76	'''Ellen/Merilwen:''' [incoherent noises of anger and bewilderment]
77	* From Website/PointlessWasteOfTime:
78	--> A hypothetical Andy Wachowski, having just been informed by Joel Silver that Warner has greenlighted ''Film/TheMatrix 7'': "KILL YOU. BULLETS IN YOU AND KILL. SO MUCH ANGRY. JUST."
79	* ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'': Sarge occasionally lapses into this.
80	--> '''Sarge:''' Gary, you mean to tell me you could have [[spoiler:turned off the bomb]] this whole time, and you didn't say so?! And don't say it's because I didn't--\
81	'''Gary:''' You didn't ask.\
82	'''Sarge:''' Brg frkin' drdlrs!
83	* In another Creator/RoosterTeeth[=/=]Creator/AchievementHunter show, ''Rage Quit'', Michael Jones alternates between this and ClusterFBomb constantly as he plays difficult/frustrating video games.
84	** In the one where he plays The Impossible Game Level Pack: "These spikes will turn your ass into... hits a spike Swiss FUCKING ''CHEESE GODDAMNIT!!!''
85	** In the one for Balloon Guard: after losing the balloon GAVIN DICKIE BITCH FREE!!! (Gavin Free is a coworker at Rooster Teeth and one of the co-presenters of WebVideo/TheSlowMoGuys; he had recently defeated Micheal and most of the Achievement Hunter crew in a few multiplayer matchups)
86	** In the Dark Souls video, he eventually goes off on some semi-coherent tangent about sunshine and sprinkles.
87	* ''Website/SCPFoundation'': In one of their joke SCP entries regarding titanium (and the misconception that it's the strongest metal on Earth when it's actually fairly weak), the researcher in charge of writing the entry gets so enraged at people buying into the misconception (security personnel asking him for titanium containment devices, etc.), that he ''bites his pencil in half, rips the keyboard out of the computer, and starts beating a security guard with it while screaming swears and disconnected threats of violence.'' Bits of angrish seep into the article before that point to foreshadow the impending meltdown.
88	* In ''WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}}'', Ego plays this strait when [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike explaining what a game did wrong]], but he ''inverts'' this when [[SugarWiki/GushingAboutShowsYouLike explaining what a game did right]].
89	* ''Website/SFDebris'': during "[[Series/StarTrekEnterprise These Are The Voyages]]", Chuck is so astounded to learn that Tucker learned his engineering from ''boats'' that he babbles incoherent nonsense interspersed with repeated use of one coherent word, specifically, "what?!"
90	* During LetsPlay/{{Sips}}' playthrough of ''VideoGame/{{Murder}}'', Ross from LetsPlay/HatFilms usually has a habit of screaming "EAT SHIT" coherently whenever he's the murderer. Towards the end of the episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbz7hKuAf5k&feature=youtu.be&t=507 "Borderline RDM"]] however, he runs in and panics while trying to kill the gunman, screaming something along the lines of "Hello, OH YOUR SHIT FUCK GJOR DOHSHAVOR!"
91	-->'''Ross:''' (after being killed, with everyone laughing heavily) So much of a rush, I didn't... words...
92	-->'''Trott:''' [[LampshadeHanging That wasn't even words!]]
93	-->'''Ross:''' (mimics himself)
94	-->'''Smith:''' He was jumping around and then... bang!
95	-->'''Ross:''' ''Shit!''
96	* WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment: Spoony lapses into this during his review of ''VideoGame/UltimaIX'', specifically when he discovers that the [[PlayerCharacter Avatar]] doesn't know what the Codex of Ultimate Wisdom is -- even though it was mentioned and referred to throughout the previous games and was even a central plot device in both ''VideoGame/UltimaIV'' and ''VideoGame/UltimaVI''. For added frustration points, bear in mind that in the first of the two games, the Avatar had to retrieve the Codex and claim it for the religion he'd become TheChosenOne of, and in the second, the same event resulted in a holy war that the Avatar spent the entire game trying to end.
97	--> AAAAAAAAA''AAAAAAAAA'''AAAAAAAARRRRGH!''' '' The Avatar has to ''ask'' what the fucking Codex- No! NO! No, it's- it's... do I even have explain in how many- I can't, I can't explain how i... it's the thesis of the whole... I can't. This is what I'm dealing with. THIS IS LIKE THE POPE ASKING WHAT THE FUCKING BIBLE IS!
98	* Superdickery.com: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=29%3Aconfounding-comic-covers-index&id=1139%3Ago-superman-statue-its-up-to-you&Itemid=24 here]].
99	** And [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=802:this-confuses-me-more-than-anything-in-my-entire-life&catid=30:frames-and-panels-index&Itemid=34 here.]]
100	* Also on Website/ChannelAwesome:
101	** [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] freaking out during a ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]'' game (with some contextual animation).
102	--->'''Angry Joe:''' ''What?!'' Did you--?! You just--! You killed--! What the ''fuck'' did you do that for?!
103	** In ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'', this is what [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] spouts as he [[spoiler:holds the Cinema Snob at gunpoint inside the hotel room.]] [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by the Snob himself.
104	--->'''Snob:''' Is that even English?!
105	** It happens to WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick in her "Dreamworks vs. Disney: Dualing" review. She descends into crying gibberish when faced with ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale''.
106	** Then there was [[https://web.archive.org/web/20140205001836/http://namebrandlindsay.com/2014/02/04/the-problem-with-the-problem-with-false-feminism-a-strongly-worded-rebuttal/ this]], a takedown to someone making, from Lindsay's point of view, poorly thought out complaints about ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'', which gave us the line "WHAT EVEN THE FUCK how did this person movie?"
107	** WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows:
108	*** He gets his turn during his review of Chris Brown's "Turn Up the Music", spouting furious gibberish multiple times, followed by wrapping up the review with an endless chain of censor bleeps.
109	*** In his review of "Break Up" (which was made before he even ''reached'' Channel Awesome), he made a noise that can probably best be rendered as "GHRRRRLRRRUUUUUUGHHHH".
110	*** On the redesigned Channel Awesome site, the caption for his Feel This Moment review is "hey everyone let's look at another Pitbull singlakjdgfahjfdh blugh".
111	** Nash will sometimes lapse into this on ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou''. Considering the stories he's covering, it's usually deserved.
112	** Suffice to say, it's a pretty safe bet to assume every single Channel Awesome producer has dissolved into inexpressible rage at some point in their careers.
113	* Have you ever seen ''Creator/{{Tobuscus}}'' play ''VideoGame/HappyWheels''? Half the show is that. Especialy in the earlier episodes, where half of his speech was just him shouting "GOD DANGIT!" at various volumes and a "FPFFFF" sound in place of where curse words should go.
114	* Radio/TrueCapitalist: Ghost has a big problem with this (comes with having a DeepSouth accent, [[TheAlcoholic fondness for drinking on the job]] and a HairTriggerTemper combined), although he tends to hide it under [[TantrumThrowing storms of cans]]. When he doesn't, however, not even single words get pronounced, in one case getting so bad the resulting noise could only be described as "squawking".
115	** The Engineer also qualifies; he's almost always unintelligible; the most intelligible things he says are insults, profanities, and cries of dismay, and they're still gibberish.
116	* [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Vinny]] has a habit of literally making Donald Duck-type noises when his game goes especially southward.
117	* xCloud8745x: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFV5IJybNeA This video]], which basically consists of nothing more than him giving Konami a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, varying from TranquilFury to pure incoherent rage.
118	* This phenomenon is actually lampshaded in one ''{{WebAnimation/Zero Punctuation}}'' video, where Yahtzee says that the combat made him yell things that were meant to be vulgarities but didn't quite get there, such as "Fugbar!" and "Daygunt!"
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