History YMMV / QuidditchThroughTheAges

* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments:
** One of them being a player proposing to the other team's captain after being defeated by her team. She replies by hitting him with her broomstick.
** Some of the {{Obvious Rule Patch}}es are hilarious. For example, you're not allowed to decapitate a Keeper with a broadsword, attempt to murder the referee, or turn a Chaser into a polecat. Yes, Quidditch has ''rules'' against that.
** Then there's the Marsh Witch's diary, which consists entirely of Tuesdays. The book quips that the only[[note]] non-Quidditch related[[/note]] interesting information to be gleaned from it is that she seemed to only know a single day of the week.
** The "Starfish on a Stick" position is described as a wizard hanging from their broomstick by one hand and one foot, splaying all their limbs out to defend as large an area as possible. The author then adds "[[SchmuckBait The 'Starfish Without a Stick' should never be attempted]]."
** In the introduction, Dumbledore shares his advice about not mistreating Madame Pince's library books. He once absentmindedly doodled in a borrowed book, and the book retaliated by beating him on the head. He also makes no promises that Madame Pince will not show up in your home demanding a fine for the book. He also warns that he's not even sure he erased every all curses Madam Pince put in the library's books.
** The Chudley Cannons used to be a formidable team with the motto "We Shall Conquer". After decades of being laughably awful, they officially changed their motto to "Let's just keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best."

* FridgeHorror: The infamous Quidditch World Cup of 1473 broke every rule that has ever been written for Quidditch. Since the rules seen include "no murdering the referee" and "no decapitating a keeper with a broadsword", there is a disturbingly good chance that ''these'' rules were broken. And do any of the rules involve attacking the audience?

** In the introduction, Dumbledore shares his advice about not mistreating Madame Pince's library books. He once absentmindedly doodled in a borrowed book, and the book retaliated by beating him on the head. He also makes no promises that Madame Pince will not show up in your home demanding a fine for the book.

* TheWoobie: The Chudley Cannons have a laughably bad track record throughout their history, to the point where it's just kind of sad.

** In the introduction, Dumbledore shares his advice about not mistreating Madame Pince's library books. He once absentmindedly doodled in a borrowed book, and the book retaliated by beating him on the head.