** Ah, hell, [[OohMeAccentsSlipping I did not leave the south side for this!]]
** "If you're from Africa, why are you white?" "Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
** [[StealthInsult Vintage. So adorable.]]
** "I like ''invented'' her, you know what I mean?"
** Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness? 
** Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. [[hottip:click for the rest:We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.]]
** "I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina."
** "I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you're so stupid!"
** It's like the rules of feminism.
** "You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski." "Okay, you did not just say that." "What? He's a good kisser." "He's your cousin."
** "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!"
** "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a ''cool'' mom."
** "The limit does not exist!"
** "You smell like a baby prostitute."
** "Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya." Frequently used with Third Wheel-pictures on tumblr.

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