History YMMV / Clerks

12th Dec '17 8:56:57 PM AtlantaHardcore
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--> '''Randall''': '''OH, FUCK YOU, MAN! FUCK YOU!''' [...] "I'm not even supposed to be here today", you sound like an asshole!

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--> '''Randall''': '''OH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, MAN! FUCK YOU!''' PAL!''' [...] "I'm not even supposed to be here today", you sound like an asshole!
24th Nov '17 2:21:04 AM PeaceAndLove
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* NightmareFuel: The alternate ending, where some random guy robs Dante at gunpoint, then ''shoots and kills him.''
20th Sep '17 10:23:10 PM KhesterBarbatos
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** Catlyn is last seen being taken away in an ambulance. Her actress, Lisa Spoonauer, was the first cast member to die. Not only that, but the coroner informs Dante that Catlyn will need years of therapy after [[spoiler:fucking a dead guy]]. Spoonauer spent the rest of her life after the movie getting chemotherapy for a chronic illness (by the time she died, all the chemo had caused her organs to fuse together).

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** Catlyn Caitlin is last seen being taken away in an ambulance. Her actress, Lisa Spoonauer, was the first cast member to die. Not only that, but the coroner informs Dante that Catlyn will need years of therapy after [[spoiler:fucking a dead guy]]. Spoonauer spent the rest of her life after the movie getting chemotherapy for a chronic illness (by the time she died, all the chemo had caused her organs to fuse together).
20th Sep '17 10:21:25 PM KhesterBarbatos
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** A real-life video store clerk reading off a list of [[RefugeInAudacity increasingly vulgar porno titles in front of a mother and child]]? Worthy of termination. Randal doing this while seeming to forget that the mother and child are there? Funny. The list [[OverlyLongGag just going on and on and on??]] Hysterical!

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** A real-life video store clerk reading off a list of [[RefugeInAudacity increasingly vulgar porno titles in front of a mother and child]]? Worthy of termination. Randal doing this while seeming to forget that the mother and child are there? Funny. The list [[OverlyLongGag just going on and on and on??]] on?]] Hysterical!
20th Sep '17 10:21:06 PM KhesterBarbatos
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** A real-life video store clerk reading off a list of [[RefugeInAudacity increasingly vulgar porno titles in front of a mother and child]]? Worthy of termination. Randal doing this while seeming to forget that the mother and child are there? Funny. The list [[OverlyLongGag just]] ''[[OverlyLongGag going on and on and on??]]'' Hysterical!

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** A real-life video store clerk reading off a list of [[RefugeInAudacity increasingly vulgar porno titles in front of a mother and child]]? Worthy of termination. Randal doing this while seeming to forget that the mother and child are there? Funny. The list [[OverlyLongGag just]] ''[[OverlyLongGag just going on and on and on??]]'' on??]] Hysterical!
11th Sep '17 8:54:24 PM NWolfman
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* AndYouThoughtItWouldFail: The first public screening of the film at IFFM was a complete disaster. The theater was deserted, with an audience of twelve, ten of whom were cast and crew, leaving Smith humiliated and heartbroken. Fortunately, one of the two other audience members just happened to be journalist Bob Hawk, who loved the film and set into motion bringing the film to the attention of the Sundance Film Festival and, eventually, Creator/MiramaxFilms.

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* AndYouThoughtItWouldFail: The first public screening of the film at IFFM was a complete disaster. The theater was deserted, with an audience of twelve, ten of whom were cast and crew, leaving Smith humiliated and heartbroken. Fortunately, one of the two other audience members just happened to be journalist Bob Hawk, who loved the film and set into motion bringing the film it to the attention of the Sundance Film Festival and, eventually, Creator/MiramaxFilms.
21st Aug '17 3:46:19 PM NWolfman
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** Randal reading off a list of [[RefugeInAudacity increasingly vulgar porno titles in front of a mother and child]]? Irresponsible and stupid. Him reading them as if they're not even there? Funny. The list [[OverlyLongGag just]] ''[[OverlyLongGag going on and on and on??]]'' Hysterical!
** As [[spoiler:the old man]], who died jerking off in the bathroom, is carried out by the coroners, his massive RagingStiffie is still clearly visible under the white sheet covering him.

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** Randal A real-life video store clerk reading off a list of [[RefugeInAudacity increasingly vulgar porno titles in front of a mother and child]]? Irresponsible Worthy of termination. Randal doing this while seeming to forget that the mother and stupid. Him reading them as if they're not even child are there? Funny. The list [[OverlyLongGag just]] ''[[OverlyLongGag going on and on and on??]]'' Hysterical!
** As [[spoiler:the old man]], man]] who died jerking off in the bathroom, bathroom is carried out by the coroners, his massive RagingStiffie is still clearly visible under the white sheet covering him.
21st Aug '17 3:40:19 PM NWolfman
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* CrossesTheLineTwice

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* CrossesTheLineTwiceCrossesTheLineTwice: A day in the life of two blue-collar workers wouldn't be complete without some particularly blue jokes.
25th Jul '17 5:11:32 PM NWolfman
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** To a certain extent, Caitlin accidentally having sex with [[spoiler:the old man's corpse]]: while the act itself is treated seriously, the audacity of Dante's serially unfaithful girlfriend trying, for once, to be faithful and still ending up having sex with someone else, that someone else being a [[spoiler:grim]] BrickJoke.

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** To a certain extent, Caitlin accidentally having sex with [[spoiler:the old man's corpse]]: while the act itself is treated seriously, the audacity of Dante's serially unfaithful girlfriend trying, for once, to be faithful and still ending up having sex with someone else, that someone else being a [[spoiler:grim]] BrickJoke.BrickJoke, is too insane not to be funny.
27th Jun '17 12:52:00 AM NWolfman
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*** Dante freaking out over the possibility that someone in the bathroom raped his girlfriend? Not funny in the slightest. Randal's reply, "I thought [[ExactWords she said]] ''[[ExactWords she]]'' [[ExactWords did all the work]]"? Wrong, but funny.
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