History WhatAnIdiot / TheNewlywedGame

9th Oct '15 4:13:15 PM jameygamer
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* 1977: "Where is the weirdest place you've ever had the urge to make whoopie?"
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* 1977: 1977; this is one of the all-time game show classics: "Where is the weirdest place you've ever had the urge to make whoopie?"

** '''Instead''': Olga says "In the ass" (with the profanity bleeped). Cue the uproarious laughter and Bob trying (in vain) to clarify the question (a ''location'', not a body part), but Olga persisted with her answer and was eventually buzzed out.
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** '''Instead''': Olga says "In the ass" (with the profanity bleeped). Cue the uproarious laughter and Bob trying (in vain) to clarify the question (a ''location'', not a body part), but Olga persisted with her answer and was eventually buzzed out. Bob denied this event happened at all for decades. ** '''To Be Fair''': [[spoiler: Olga and her husband were actually able to bounce back from this, and they WON the episode and a nursery (the "In The Ass" episode was one of ''The Newlywed Game's'' fraternity episodes, and Olga was pregnant at the time.)]]
28th Jul '15 8:27:25 PM jameygamer
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** '''Instead''': One woman says ''ten decades.'' Bob: "Ten decades!" *the audience laughs*
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** '''Instead''': One woman says ''ten decades.'' Bob: "Ten decades!" decades." *the audience laughs*

** '''Instead:''' A female contestant says "The United States." When Bob tells her it's not a foreign country, she follows that up with ''[[ArtisticLicenseGeography Texas.]]''
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** '''Instead:''' A female contestant says "The United States." When Bob tells her it's not a foreign country, she follows that up with ''[[ArtisticLicenseGeography Texas.]]'']]'' Bob laughed hard at this.

** '''Instead''': One wife says "shoes".
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** '''Instead''': One wife says "shoes". Bob: "Shoes? You buy shoes by the foot?"
28th Jul '15 8:24:39 PM jameygamer
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** '''Instead''': One woman says ''ten.''
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** '''Instead''': One woman says ''ten.''''ten decades.'' Bob: "Ten decades!" *the audience laughs*
27th Jun '15 5:31:49 PM Gimere
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Like most game shows, ''TheNewlywedGame'' has had its share of bad answers, but some truly take the cake and are either bizarre or simply mind-boggling. The latter instances are what fulfill this trope.
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Like most game shows, ''TheNewlywedGame'' ''Series/TheNewlywedGame'' has had its share of bad answers, but some truly take the cake and are either bizarre or simply mind-boggling. The latter instances are what fulfill this trope.
8th Jun '15 9:18:40 PM MeltingPotOfFriendship
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* "What will your wife say is her favorite giblet?" ** '''You'd Expect:''' Heart, liver, gizzard, or neck. ** '''Instead:''' A dumbfounded husband answers "her panties".
30th May '15 12:26:48 PM MeltingPotOfFriendship
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* "What would your husband say is his very favorite kind of rodent?" ** '''You'd Expect:''' Mice, squirrels, beavers, etc. ** '''Instead:''' A wife doesn't know what a rodent is, and when the question is asked again, she replies, "His saxophone."
27th May '15 10:48:29 AM MeltingPotOfFriendship
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* "What is your favorite pasta?" ** '''You'd Expect:''' Spaghetti, lasagna, macaroni, etc. ** '''Instead:''' A husband mishears "pasta" as "posture" and answers "Flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen."
23rd Feb '14 12:31:35 PM Yerushalmi
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** '''Then''': When Bob asks her husband how many decades his mother has lived, he admits he doesn't know what a decade is. He does some math out loud...'''''and he matches his wife!!'''''
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** '''Then''': When Bob asks her husband how many decades his mother has lived, he admits he doesn't know what a decade is. He does some math out loud...loud: four years in a decade, forty-four years old... '''''and he matches his wife!!'''''
9th Nov '13 3:59:15 PM JIKTV
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** '''Instead:''' A female contestant says "The United States." When Bob tells her it's not a foreign country, she follows that up with ''[[YouFailGeographyForever Texas.]]''
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** '''Instead:''' A female contestant says "The United States." When Bob tells her it's not a foreign country, she follows that up with ''[[YouFailGeographyForever ''[[ArtisticLicenseGeography Texas.]]''
10th Jun '13 3:34:35 PM KoopaKid17
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* "What is your least favorite fowl?" ** '''You'd Expect''': Chicken, geese, turkeys, etc. ** '''Instead''': A husband says "sauerkraut."
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