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16th Feb '18 7:58:03 PM KoopaKid17
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* Season 6: This bad Fast Money answer:

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* Season 6: This Two bad Fast Money answer:answers to the same question:



'''Contestant:''' Cute.

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'''Contestant:''' '''First Contestant:''' Cute.\\
'''Second Contestant:''' Quizno's.
16th Feb '18 7:57:01 PM KoopaKid17
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* "Name a famous Arnold." "Arnold & Willis?"



* Season 6: This bad Fast Money answer:
-->'''Karn:''' Name a word that starts with the letter Q.\\
'''Contestant:''' Cute.
* "Name a sport that you could never play on grass." "Baseball."
* "Name a magazine that interviews important people." "''USA Today''."



* "Name a famous Arnold." "Arnold & Willis?"
* "Name a sport that you could never play on grass." "Baseball."
* "Name a magazine that interviews important people." "''USA Today''."
16th Feb '18 7:36:36 PM KoopaKid17
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* "Name a magazine that interviews important people." "''USA Today''."
10th Feb '18 5:01:01 PM jayharrison
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-->'''Richard Dawson''': You're a man of the world, traveled all over the world. Name something Russia is famous for, Bob.\\
'''Bob''': [[CaptainObvious Russians.]]\\

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-->'''Richard Dawson''': Dawson:''' You're a man of the world, traveled all over the world. Name something Russia is famous for, Bob.\\
'''Bob''': '''Bob:''' [[CaptainObvious Russians.]]\\



'''Richard Dawson''': ''(to audience)'' Do you think he's been lying, that he's not been anywhere at all? Just been telling me fibs?

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'''Richard Dawson''': Dawson:''' ''(to audience)'' Do you think he's been lying, that he's not been anywhere at all? Just been telling me fibs?



-->'''Dawson''': Name something made with milk.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Calcium.\\
'''Dawson''': Other than the burger, tell me something in a Big Mac.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Tomato. (Which is not an ingredient.)

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-->'''Dawson''': -->'''Dawson:''' Name something made with milk.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' Calcium.\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' Other than the burger, tell me something in a Big Mac.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' Tomato. (Which is not an ingredient.)



** This particular answer resulted in one of Richard Dawson's most famous moments: when he tries to ask the same question to the second contestant, Dawson [[{{Corpsing}} struggles to re-gain his composure]] due to the sheer ridiculousness of said answer, and has to explain away why he was suddenly laughing about "September". Just as he finally got back on track, the second contestant gave ''another'' unintentionally hilarious answer ("Name a noisy bird." "Cuckoo.") and lost it ''again'', prompting him to just disregard the clock entirely and let her finish ("Aw, to hell with that!").

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** This particular answer resulted in one of Richard Dawson's most famous moments: when he tries to ask the same question to the second contestant, Dawson [[{{Corpsing}} Dawson struggles to re-gain his composure]] due to the sheer ridiculousness of said answer, and has to explain away why he was suddenly laughing about "September". Just as he finally got back on track, the second contestant gave ''another'' unintentionally hilarious answer ("Name a noisy bird." "Cuckoo.") and lost it ''again'', prompting him to just disregard the clock entirely and let her finish ("Aw, to hell with that!").that!").
* Another 1980 Fast Money survey: "A measurement of time."
** '''You'd expect:''' Second, minute, hour, day, week, month--anything, really.
** '''Instead:''' Both contestants made this one seem harder than it really should have been. The first member didn't provide an answer; the second responded with "watch".
** '''Making it worse:''' This family fell nine points short of winning the big bucks.



-->'''Dawson''': Name something associated with pigs.\\
'''Contestant''': Grease.\\
'''Dawson''': Name something you put in your ear.\\
'''Contestant''': Ear wax.\\
'''Dawson''': Something you add to tomato juice.\\
'''Contestant''': Tomatoes.

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-->'''Dawson''': -->'''Dawson:''' Name something associated with pigs.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Grease.\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' Name something you put in your ear.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Ear wax.\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' Something you add to tomato juice.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Tomatoes.



-->'''Dawson''': Name something made of leather...\\

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-->'''Dawson''': -->'''Dawson:''' Name something made of leather...\\



'''Dawson''': Yes, sir?\\
'''Contestant''': A purse.\\
'''Dawson''': You're gonna be [[{{Understatement}} slightly embarrassed]] when I finish this question. A purse?\\

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'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' Yes, sir?\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' A purse.\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' You're gonna be [[{{Understatement}} slightly embarrassed]] when I finish this question. A purse?\\



'''Dawson''': (''laughing a bit'') Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses.\\

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'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' (''laughing a bit'') Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses.\\



-->'''Dawson''': Name something you may accidentally leave on all night.\\
'''Contestant''': (''after buzzing-in'') Your shoes.\\
'''Dawson''': I hope you don't take this the wrong way, Kenneth, but you are weird. (''turns to board'') Shoes!\\

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-->'''Dawson''': -->'''Dawson:''' Name something you may accidentally leave on all night.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' (''after buzzing-in'') Your shoes.\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' I hope you don't take this the wrong way, Kenneth, but you are weird. (''turns to board'') Shoes!\\



'''Contestant #2''': Your bra?\\
'''Dawson''': Your bra!\\

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'''Contestant #2''': #2:''' Your bra?\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' Your bra!\\



'''Dawson''': [[{{Understatement}} You're a little strange]].

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'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' [[{{Understatement}} You're a little strange]].



-->'''Dawson''': Name something you can't use without water.\\
'''Contestant''': (''after buzzing-in'') An ice cream cone.\\

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-->'''Dawson''': -->'''Dawson:''' Name something you can't use without water.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' (''after buzzing-in'') An ice cream cone.\\



'''Dawson''': Whether it's there or not, I think it's marvelous. It is a great, great answer. He's also educating our children, that thought terrifies me.

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'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' Whether it's there or not, I think it's marvelous. It is a great, great answer. He's also educating our children, that thought terrifies me.



-->'''Dawson''': Name an article of clothing children always lose.\\
'''Contestant''': Their pants.\\
'''Dawson''': The price of a dozen roses.\\
'''Contestant''': $1.75.\\
'''Dawson''': Besides a bird, name something in a birdcage.\\
'''Contestant''': Hamster.\\

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-->'''Dawson''': -->'''Dawson:''' Name an article of clothing children always lose.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Their pants.\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' The price of a dozen roses.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' $1.75.\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' Besides a bird, name something in a birdcage.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Hamster.\\



'''Dawson''': (''{{beat}}'') Make a note of this show.

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'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' (''{{beat}}'') Make a note of this show.



-->'''Dawson''': Name something you squeeze.\\
'''Contestant''': Peanut butter.\\

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-->'''Dawson''': -->'''Dawson:''' Name something you squeeze.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Peanut butter.\\



'''Dawson''': You're very weird, honey.

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'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' You're very weird, honey.



-->'''Dawson''': Name the first article of clothing you take off when you get home from work.\\
'''Contestant''': Um, underwear?\\

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-->'''Dawson''': -->'''Dawson:''' Name the first article of clothing you take off when you get home from work.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Um, underwear?\\



'''Contestant''': What am I saying?!\\
'''Dawson''': Next question - what time do you get home from work?

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'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' What am I saying?!\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' Next question - what time do you get home from work?



-->'''Dawson''': Name a reason you might stay indoors on a beautiful day.\\

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-->'''Dawson''': -->'''Dawson:''' Name a reason you might stay indoors on a beautiful day.\\



'''Contestant''': Because it's raining? (''immediately folds over, {{Face Palm}}ing'')\\
'''Dawson''': Raining?\\

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'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Because it's raining? (''immediately folds over, {{Face Palm}}ing'')\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' Raining?\\



'''Dawson''': You're, uh...\\
'''Contestant''': [[SarcasmMode We'll play!]]\\
'''Dawson''': You're, uh (''chuckles''), you're not planning to go to Cornell, are you?

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'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' You're, uh...\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' [[SarcasmMode We'll play!]]\\
'''Dawson''': '''Dawson:''' You're, uh (''chuckles''), you're not planning to go to Cornell, are you?



** '''You'd expect''': Given that the show is a part of American culture, for any of the contestants to easily name a character and go on to sweep the board before three strikes. (Perhaps at most two strikes, given that there were more than five popular characters on the show.)
** '''Instead''': A member of the family that buzzed gives a name that is definitely not on the show.
** '''Even more unfortunate''': The other family easily gives one of the answers ("Barney," which was the No. 3 answer). In some very shrewd strategy, they -- sensing the opponents have never so much as heard of ''The Andy Griffith Show'' –- exploit their lack of pop culture knowledge by passing. Sure enough, the dumbfounded family give bizarre, off the wall responses that earn them three quick strikes. Even if they didn't have any idea that the show ever existed, they could have at least said the reasonable guess of "Andy" (the main character, who was the No. 5 answer). The other family, of course, quickly steals the bank by giving the answer "Andy." [[note]](The other answers were Opie, Aunt Bee and Goober.)[[/note]]

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** '''You'd expect''': expect:''' Given that the show is a part of American culture, for any of the contestants to easily name a character and go on to sweep the board before three strikes. (Perhaps at most two strikes, given that there were more than five popular characters on the show.)
** '''Instead''': '''Instead:''' A member of the family that buzzed gives a name that is definitely not on the show.
** '''Even more unfortunate''': unfortunate:''' The other family easily gives one of the answers ("Barney," which was the No. 3 answer). In some very shrewd strategy, they -- sensing the opponents have never so much as heard of ''The Andy Griffith Show'' –- exploit their lack of pop culture knowledge by passing. Sure enough, the dumbfounded family give bizarre, off the wall responses that earn them three quick strikes. Even if they didn't have any idea that the show ever existed, they could have at least said the reasonable guess of "Andy" (the main character, who was the No. 5 answer). The other family, of course, quickly steals the bank by giving the answer "Andy." [[note]](The other answers were Opie, Aunt Bee and Goober.)[[/note]]



-->'''Karn''': Tell me a man's name that starts with the letter K.\\
'''Contestant named Darrell''': Kentucky Fried Chicken.\\
'''Karn''': Name a food that's red on the inside.\\
'''Darrell''': Watermelon. (''buzz-buzz'') Kiwi.\\
'''Karn''': Name a city known for its museums.\\
'''Darrell''': L.A. (''buzz-buzz'') England.

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-->'''Karn''': -->'''Karn:''' Tell me a man's name that starts with the letter K.\\
'''Contestant named Darrell''': Darrell:''' Kentucky Fried Chicken.\\
'''Karn''': '''Karn:''' Name a food that's red on the inside.\\
'''Darrell''': '''Darrell:''' Watermelon. (''buzz-buzz'') Kiwi.\\
'''Karn''': '''Karn:''' Name a city known for its museums.\\
'''Darrell''': '''Darrell:''' L.A. (''buzz-buzz'') England.



-->'''Karn''': Name a famous Jamie.\\
'''Contestant 1''': [[Creator/JaneFonda Jamie Fonda]].\\
'''Contestant 2''': Judge Jamie Brown.\\
'''Contestant 3''': Jamie Star.

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-->'''Karn''': -->'''Karn:''' Name a famous Jamie.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' [[Creator/JaneFonda Jamie Fonda]].\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' Judge Jamie Brown.\\
'''Contestant 3''': 3:''' Jamie Star.



-->'''Karn''': Name a sport husbands and wives play together, you said... "Kickball"! You know, you're not usually married in the 3rd Grade...

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-->'''Karn''': -->'''Karn:''' Name a sport husbands and wives play together, you said... "Kickball"! You know, you're not usually married in the 3rd Grade...



-->'''Karn''': Name an animal you might see drinking out of a pond.\\
'''Contestant''': Elephant.\\
'''Karn''': Name a state that likes country music.\\
'''Contestant''': Texas. (''buzz-buzz'') Idaho.

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-->'''Karn''': -->'''Karn:''' Name an animal you might see drinking out of a pond.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Elephant.\\
'''Karn''': '''Karn:''' Name a state that likes country music.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Texas. (''buzz-buzz'') Idaho.



-->'''Karn''': An occupation that might make $100 an hour.\\
'''Contestant''': Construction.\\
'''Karn''': A class students enjoy going to.\\
'''Contestant''': Beverly Hills.

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-->'''Karn''': -->'''Karn:''' An occupation that might make $100 an hour.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Construction.\\
'''Karn''': '''Karn:''' A class students enjoy going to.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Beverly Hills.



-->'''Karn''': Name a sport that is ''not'' played with a ball.\\
'''Contestant''': Bowling.

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-->'''Karn''': -->'''Karn:''' Name a sport that is ''not'' played with a ball.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Bowling.



-->'''Richard''': Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast.\\
'''Contestant''': Hamster.\\
'''Richard''': A hamster! *Contestant realizes what he said, and kneels over in embarrassment* I, I hate to tell you but, you know, [[RoadApples those little pellets aren't eggs]].

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-->'''Richard''': -->'''Richard:''' Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Hamster.\\
'''Richard''': '''Richard:''' A hamster! *Contestant realizes what he said, and kneels over in embarrassment* I, I hate to tell you but, you know, [[RoadApples those little pellets aren't eggs]].



-->'''Karn''': Name an insect that flies.\\\
'''Contestant''': A fly ''[buzz-buzz]'' Uh, a bird?

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-->'''Karn''': -->'''Karn:''' Name an insect that flies.\\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' A fly ''[buzz-buzz]'' Uh, a bird?



-->'''Karn''': Name the perfect desert for a supermodel.\\
'''First Contestant''': Chocolate cake.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Brownies.\\\
'''Karn''': Name an appliance you should definitely keep your fingers out of.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Dishwasher.

to:

-->'''Karn''': -->'''Karn:''' Name the perfect desert for a supermodel.\\
'''First Contestant''': Contestant:''' Chocolate cake.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Contestant:''' Brownies.\\\
'''Karn''': '''Karn:''' Name an appliance you should definitely keep your fingers out of.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Contestant:''' Dishwasher.



-->'''Karn''': Name a country whose name begins with the letter B.\\
'''Contestant''': Bostonia?

to:

-->'''Karn''': -->'''Karn:''' Name a country whose name begins with the letter B.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Bostonia?



-->'''O'Hurley''': (after reading the question again) "...and you politely killed our possibility of ever syndicating the Family Feud on this network!" (UPN is revealed on the board.)

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-->'''O'Hurley''': -->'''O'Hurley:''' (after reading the question again) "...and you politely killed our possibility of ever syndicating the Family Feud on this network!" (UPN is revealed on the board.)



-->'''O'Hurley''': At what age did you stop wanting to be older?\\
'''Contestant 1''': 15.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 14.

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-->'''O'Hurley''': -->'''O'Hurley:''' At what age did you stop wanting to be older?\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' 15.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' 14.



-->'''O'Hurley''': Name a part of your body that never gets sunburned.\\\
'''Contestant''': My butt ''[buzz-buzz]'' The inside of my ear.

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-->'''O'Hurley''': -->'''O'Hurley:''' Name a part of your body that never gets sunburned.\\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' My butt ''[buzz-buzz]'' The inside of my ear.



-->'''O'Hurley''': Name a famous Kelly\\
'''Contestant 1''': Kelly Ripka.\\
'''Contestant 2''': Smelly Kelly.

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-->'''O'Hurley''': -->'''O'Hurley:''' Name a famous Kelly\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' Kelly Ripka.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' Smelly Kelly.



-->'''Contestant''': I'll say that she was the wife on the TV show ''Series/{{Roseanne}}''.

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-->'''Contestant''': -->'''Contestant:''' I'll say that she was the wife on the TV show ''Series/{{Roseanne}}''.



-->'''O'Hurley''': Name a famous Betty.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Annette Betty.\\
'''Contestant 2''': Betty Washington.

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-->'''O'Hurley''': -->'''O'Hurley:''' Name a famous Betty.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' Annette Betty.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' Betty Washington.



-->'''O'Hurley''': Name the age when you stop growing.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 12.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 13.

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-->'''O'Hurley''': -->'''O'Hurley:''' Name the age when you stop growing.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' 12.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' 13.



-->'''Contestant''': I'm going to go with "I don't care, I'm Creator/ParisHilton!"

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-->'''Contestant''': -->'''Contestant:''' I'm going to go with "I don't care, I'm Creator/ParisHilton!"



-->'''O'Hurley''': A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Jim O'Reilly.\\
'''Contestant 2''': Oprah Winfrey?

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-->'''O'Hurley''': -->'''O'Hurley:''' A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' Jim O'Reilly.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' Oprah Winfrey?



-->'''O'Hurley''': We asked 100 men... on a scale of one to ten, how much do you like to cuddle?\\
'''Contestant''': Never.

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-->'''O'Hurley''': -->'''O'Hurley:''' We asked 100 men... on a scale of one to ten, how much do you like to cuddle?\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Never.



-->'''O'Hurley''': We asked 100 women... on a scale of one to ten, how much do you like camping?\\
'''Contestant''': 0.

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-->'''O'Hurley''': -->'''O'Hurley:''' We asked 100 women... on a scale of one to ten, how much do you like camping?\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' 0.



-->'''Harvey''': Name something a woman does for her baby that she— (''right contestant buzzes in''), Yes?\\
'''Contestant''': Changes his diaper.\\
'''Harvey''': Changes his diaper.\\

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-->'''Harvey''': -->'''Harvey:''' Name something a woman does for her baby that she— (''right contestant buzzes in''), Yes?\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Changes his diaper.\\
'''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Changes his diaper.\\



-->'''Harvey''': At what age is wearing a bikini for most women not an option. '''Contestant''': Seventeen.\\
'''Harvey''': Name something you do routinely every Saturday. '''Contestant''': Brush teeth.\\
'''Harvey''': Name something you might put on top of a salad. '''Contestant''': Whipped Cream.\\
'''Harvey''': My favorite! Whipped cream on a salad!

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-->'''Harvey''': -->'''Harvey:''' At what age is wearing a bikini for most women not an option. '''Contestant''': Seventeen.option.\\
'''Harvey''': Name something you do routinely every Saturday. '''Contestant''': Brush teeth.'''Contestant:''' Seventeen.\\
'''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Name something you might put on top of a salad. '''Contestant''': Whipped Cream.do routinely every Saturday. '''Contestant:''' Brush teeth.\\
'''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Name something you might put on top of a salad. '''Contestant:''' Whipped Cream.\\
'''Harvey:'''
My favorite! Whipped cream on a salad!



-->'''Harvey''': Name something people hope-\\

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-->'''Harvey''': -->'''Harvey:''' Name something people hope-\\



'''Harvey''': That they go to heaven.\\

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'''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' That they go to heaven.\\



-->'''Harvey''': There are millions of people at home watching this right now. The two of you are the only ones who think that's on that damn board. (''laughter from audience and contestants'') Potato!

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-->'''Harvey''': -->'''Harvey:''' There are millions of people at home watching this right now. The two of you are the only ones who think that's on that damn board. (''laughter from audience and contestants'') Potato!



-->'''Harvey''': Fill in the blank: butter ___.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Flutter.\\
'''Contestant 2''': Utter.

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-->'''Harvey''': -->'''Harvey:''' Fill in the blank: butter ___.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' Flutter.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' Utter.



-->'''Harvey''': Name the age when kids first ask where do babies come from.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 15.\\
'''Harvey''': Give me a man's name that's three letters long.\\
'''Contestant 1''': ''Will''.\\
'''Harvey''': Name a place that women don't enjoy going to alone.\\
'''Contestant 2''': A funeral.\\
'''Harvey''': Name something that goes very fast.\\
'''Contestant 2''': A rollercoaster.

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-->'''Harvey''': -->'''Harvey:''' Name the age when kids first ask where do babies come from.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' 15.\\
'''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Give me a man's name that's three letters long.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' ''Will''.\\
'''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Name a place that women don't enjoy going to alone.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' A funeral.\\
'''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Name something that goes very fast.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' A rollercoaster.



*** '''You'd Expect''': Any answer that IS a fruit, possibly banana or the Number One answer, "Apple."
*** '''Instead''': Lady rings in first and says, "A hot dog." The other player is then able to give the Number Two answer, "Banana."

to:

*** '''You'd Expect''': Expect:''' Any answer that IS a fruit, possibly banana or the Number One answer, "Apple."
*** '''Instead''': '''Instead:''' Lady rings in first and says, "A hot dog." The other player is then able to give the Number Two answer, "Banana."



-->'''Harvey''': Name the city with the worst road rage.\\
'''First Contestant''': California.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Florida.

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-->'''Harvey''': -->'''Harvey:''' Name the city with the worst road rage.\\
'''First Contestant''': Contestant:''' California.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Contestant:''' Florida.



-->'''Harvey''': Tell me the age when someone should start planning for their retirement.\\
'''First Contestant''': 22.\\
'''Second Contestant''': [[FromBadToWorse 7.]]

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-->'''Harvey''': -->'''Harvey:''' Tell me the age when someone should start planning for their retirement.\\
'''First Contestant''': Contestant:''' 22.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Contestant:''' [[FromBadToWorse 7.]]



--> '''Harvey''': ...are you going through something? All the answers the other day, [[MenAreUncultured "all men are dogs"]], now we're talking 'bout this little raging ho...what the hell happened?\\
'''Contestant''': It's the first thing that came to my mind!\\
'''Harvey''': How is "raging ho" the first thing that come to anybody's mind? I ain't even heard of it before!...If it was up there, I'd have made them turn around. (''in playful voice'') Raging ho!

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--> '''Harvey''': ...'''Harvey:''' ...are you going through something? All the answers the other day, [[MenAreUncultured "all men are dogs"]], now we're talking 'bout this little raging ho...what the hell happened?\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' It's the first thing that came to my mind!\\
'''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' How is "raging ho" the first thing that come to anybody's mind? I ain't even heard of it before!...If it was up there, I'd have made them turn around. (''in playful voice'') Raging ho!



--> '''Harvey''': Name the most important woman in America.\\
'''Contestant 1''': My mom.\\
'''Contestant 2''': My wife.

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--> '''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Name the most important woman in America.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' My mom.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' My wife.



--> '''Harvey''': Name a birthday that many people are too depressed to celebrate.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Valentine's Day.\\
'''Contestant 2''': [[ShapedLikeItself Birthdays.]]

to:

--> '''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Name a birthday that many people are too depressed to celebrate.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' Valentine's Day.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Birthdays.]]



--> '''Harvey''': How often do you have a good cry?\\
'''Contestant''': Rarely.

to:

--> '''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' How often do you have a good cry?\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Rarely.



--> '''Harvey''': We asked 100 women, what dress size do most women dream about wearing?\\
'''Contestant''': Two. (''buzz-buzz'') Zero.

to:

--> '''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' We asked 100 women, what dress size do most women dream about wearing?\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Two. (''buzz-buzz'') Zero.



--> '''Harvey''': Name a real animal people tattoo on their bodies.\\
'''Contestant''': Unicorn.

to:

--> '''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Name a real animal people tattoo on their bodies.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Unicorn.



--> '''Harvey''': Name a word used to describe a steak that also is used to describe a kiss.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Family Feud.\\
'''Harvey''': (''during Fast Money'') Fill in the blank - if I could eat all I want of one food without getting fat, I would choose what?\\
'''Contestant 2''': Water.

to:

--> '''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' Name a word used to describe a steak that also is used to describe a kiss.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' Family Feud.\\
'''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' (''during Fast Money'') Fill in the blank - if I could eat all I want of one food without getting fat, I would choose what?\\
'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' Water.



--> '''Harvey''': For safety reasons, name an activity that people should ''never'' do alone.\\
'''Contestant''': Sex.

to:

--> '''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' For safety reasons, name an activity that people should ''never'' do alone.\\
'''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' Sex.



--> '''Harvey''': On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you like your job?
--> '''Contestant''': 75.

to:

--> '''Harvey''': '''Harvey:''' On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you like your job?
--> '''Contestant''': '''Contestant:''' 75.



-->'''Harvey''': Fill in the blank: Pie in the what?
-->'''Snoop Dogg''': Horse.

to:

-->'''Harvey''': -->'''Harvey:''' Fill in the blank: Pie in the what?
-->'''Snoop Dogg''': Dogg:''' Horse.



-->'''Grant''': Name something you might freeze.
-->'''Contestant 1''': Ice.

to:

-->'''Grant''': -->'''Grant:''' Name something you might freeze.
-->'''Contestant 1''': 1:''' Ice.



-->'''Grant''': Name something you might freeze.
-->'''Contestant 2''': Ice. (''buzz-buzz'') Ice blocks.

to:

-->'''Grant''': -->'''Grant:''' Name something you might freeze.
-->'''Contestant 2''': 2:''' Ice. (''buzz-buzz'') Ice blocks.



-->'''Grant''': Name something a woman carries in her handbag-
-->'''Contestant''': (''buzzes in, starts to suspect the question may not have been finished'') Mace?
-->'''Grant''': Name something a woman carries in her handbag that a man carries in his pocket. Show me mace!

to:

-->'''Grant''': -->'''Grant:''' Name something a woman carries in her handbag-
-->'''Contestant''': -->'''Contestant:''' (''buzzes in, starts to suspect the question may not have been finished'') Mace?
-->'''Grant''': -->'''Grant:''' Name something a woman carries in her handbag that a man carries in his pocket. Show me mace!



-->'''Grant''': Name an occupation that-
-->'''Contestant''': (''buzzes in, then head desks'') A nurse?
-->'''Grant''': (''smirking'') Show me a nurse! (''strike'') Name an occupation that requires a drill.

to:

-->'''Grant''': -->'''Grant:''' Name an occupation that-
-->'''Contestant''': -->'''Contestant:''' (''buzzes in, then head desks'') A nurse?
-->'''Grant''': -->'''Grant:''' (''smirking'') Show me a nurse! (''strike'') Name an occupation that requires a drill.



-->'''Grant''': Name a button on a remote control.
-->'''Contestant''': Off. (''buzz-buzz'') On. (''buzz-buzz'') Volume.

to:

-->'''Grant''': -->'''Grant:''' Name a button on a remote control.
-->'''Contestant''': -->'''Contestant:''' Off. (''buzz-buzz'') On. (''buzz-buzz'') Volume.



-->'''Grant''': Name something you need to wash a car.
-->'''Contestant''': A car?

to:

-->'''Grant''': -->'''Grant:''' Name something you need to wash a car.
-->'''Contestant''': -->'''Contestant:''' A car?



-->'''Grant''': Name a fictitious creature that has wings.
-->'''Contestant''': A unicorn.

to:

-->'''Grant''': -->'''Grant:''' Name a fictitious creature that has wings.
-->'''Contestant''': -->'''Contestant:''' A unicorn.
9th Feb '18 7:57:13 PM KoopaKid17
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* "Name a sport that you could never play on grass." "Baseball."
28th Jan '18 1:28:45 PM Mindhooked
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* A Fast Money question asked for "A fish that lives in the ocean" to which the contestant replied "Whale". He got four points, meaning four of people who took part in the survey made the same mistake.



* One woman answered the question of "Name an odd place to get an engagement ring." with [[BlackComedyBurst "A corpse."]]



* A Dawson-era Fast Money question asked for "A fish that lives in the ocean" to which the contestant replied "Whale". He got four points, meaning four of people who took part in the survey made the same mistake.



* From the Harvey-era, one woman answered the question of "Name an odd place to get an engagement ring." with [[BlackComedyBurst "A corpse."]]
21st Jan '18 6:51:58 PM KoopaKid17
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'''Contestant:''' Uh... [[BiggerIsBetterInBed penis]]. *The audience shrieks*

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'''Contestant:''' '''Freddie:''' Uh... [[BiggerIsBetterInBed penis]]. *The (''The audience shrieks*shrieks'')
12th Jan '18 7:39:36 AM thevisualboy37
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** For context, the Fast Money round itself (which also counts). The first contestant was Cecilia.
*** "What's the one thing you own that causes you the most aggravation?": (no answer)
*** "Fill in the blank: Copper [blank]": Coin (0 points)
*** "Name a state where you think the buffalo used to roam": Minnesota (0 points)
*** "On a scale of 1 to 10, how satisfying is a hot slice of pizza?": Nine (19 points--her only decent answer)
*** "Tell me something that follows the word 'scared'": Crow (0 points)
*** Thankfully, the second round went better, but they still only got 85 points.
11th Jan '18 10:07:35 PM Nicoaln
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** His wife then says "Cannoli" for the same answer.

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** His wife then says "Cannoli" for the same answer.after saying "Tiramisu".
11th Jan '18 9:57:25 PM Nicoaln
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** His wife then says "Cannoli" for the same answer.
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