History Website / Superdickery

14th Dec '16 7:18:32 AM RubyVisiblyShaken
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* [[http://www.superdickery.com/tag/stupor-powers/ Stupor Powers]]: ''Witness the demonstration of [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway superpowers you've never even dreamed of]], such as SUPER-WEAVING! [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53&limitstart=4 Yes. Super-Weaving]]''.

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* [[http://www.superdickery.com/tag/stupor-powers/ Stupor Powers]]: ''Witness the demonstration of [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway superpowers you've never even dreamed of]], such as SUPER-WEAVING! [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53&limitstart=4 com/super-weaving/ Yes. Super-Weaving]]''.
8th Oct '16 1:40:54 PM Materioptikon
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** And about Jimmy Olsen... given how many times he's tried to kill Superman, sell his secret or otherwise ruin his life, earns every bit of the torture Supes metes upon him.

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** And about Jimmy Olsen... Olsen, given how many times he's tried to kill Superman, sell his secret or otherwise ruin his life, earns every bit of the torture Supes metes upon him.
8th Oct '16 1:40:33 PM Materioptikon
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** And about Jimmy Olsen... given how many times he's tried to kill Superman, sell his secret or otherwise ruin his life, earns every bit of the torture Supes metes upon him.
29th Sep '16 10:32:50 PM Kotomikun
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* ILoveNuclearPower: [[http://www.superdickery.com/i-love-you-polka-dot-sack-of-uranium-dust/ Literally.]]
29th Sep '16 2:06:23 PM Tron80
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* InTheBlood: One cover gives insight into Superman's behavior: ''Jor-El'' is a dick.

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* InTheBlood: InTheBlood:
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One cover gives insight into Superman's behavior: ''Jor-El'' is a dick.



* ItMakesSenseInContext: The creator of the site acknowledges that most of the examples likely make sense in context (probably because it ''is'' the [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks SILVER AGE]] we're dealing with), but it's simply [[RuleOfFunny funnier this way]].

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* ItMakesSenseInContext: ItMakesSenseInContext:
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The creator of the site acknowledges that most of the examples likely make sense in context (probably because it ''is'' the [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks SILVER AGE]] we're dealing with), context, but it's simply [[RuleOfFunny funnier this way]].
28th Sep '16 12:55:29 PM Tron80
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** Comicbook//{{Supergirl}} is a really [[http://www.superdickery.com/apparently-supergirl-isnt-very-bright/ dim]], [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-and-batgirl-sabotage-batman-and-superman/ petty]], [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-is-a-mad-killer/ murderous]] [[http://www.superdickery.com/superbitchery/ bitch]] who competes with Superman for the "Biggest Dick" title. She also [[http://www.superdickery.com/all-men-are-but-slaves/ enslaves]] and [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-is-a-bitch/ tortures men]] even though [[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-vs-supergirl-and-super-horse/ she is into horses]] and [[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-makes-out-with-his-cousin-from-the-future/ her cousin]].

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** Comicbook//{{Supergirl}} Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} is a really [[http://www.superdickery.com/apparently-supergirl-isnt-very-bright/ dim]], [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-and-batgirl-sabotage-batman-and-superman/ petty]], [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-is-a-mad-killer/ murderous]] [[http://www.superdickery.com/superbitchery/ bitch]] who competes with Superman for the "Biggest Dick" title. She also [[http://www.superdickery.com/all-men-are-but-slaves/ enslaves]] and [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-is-a-bitch/ tortures men]] even though [[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-vs-supergirl-and-super-horse/ she is into horses]] and [[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-makes-out-with-his-cousin-from-the-future/ her cousin]].
28th Sep '16 12:54:52 PM Tron80
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* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: [[invoked]] The site (jokingly) regards {{Franchise/Superman}} as a villain of the highest order, to the astonishing amount of times he has apparently:
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=68:no-witnesses-in-outer-space&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=69:superman-qi-killed-lois-lane&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lois]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=70:death-by-truck&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lane]]
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=62:superman-the-slumlord&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Destroyed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=83:superman-vs-jimmys-money&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Jimmy]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=79:jimmy-in-a-straight-jacket&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Olsen's]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=77:the-bride-of-jungle-jimmy&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 life]]
** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=101:superman-kills-batman&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] ''[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=115:superman-kills-batman-again&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Batman]]''
** [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9396697909/ok-first-of-all-the-pied-piper-didnt-use-a-pan Committed]] [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9416526712/in-supermans-defense-those-people-dont-really genocide]]
** [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9384162922/one-of-my-personal-favorites Denied water to]] [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9416629092/it-surprises-me-there-is-more-than-one-cover-that people dying of thirst]]
*** ...so you can see where they're coming from.
** Also, {{Franchise/Batman}} is a dangerously repressed closet pedophile who sexually abuses Robin.
*** The funny thing is that in spite of how blatantly homoerotic many of the images with Batman are, the caption-writer [[ImplausibleDeniability keeps making very lame attempts]] at denying that whatever makes Batman gay.
** And Franchise/WonderWoman is a BDSM-obsessed sex freak who is way, way, ''way'' TooKinkyToTorture.
*** Given [[AuthorAppeal the creator]], [[WordOfGod this is probably true]]. DC is lucky he didn't include polygamy as one of Wonder Woman's traits, though, given Paradise Island, you never know...

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* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: AlternativeCharacterInterpretation:
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[[invoked]] The site (jokingly) regards {{Franchise/Superman}} as a villain of the highest order, to the astonishing amount of times he has apparently:
** *** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=68:no-witnesses-in-outer-space&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=69:superman-qi-killed-lois-lane&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lois]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=70:death-by-truck&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lane]]
** *** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=62:superman-the-slumlord&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Destroyed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=83:superman-vs-jimmys-money&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Jimmy]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=79:jimmy-in-a-straight-jacket&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Olsen's]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=77:the-bride-of-jungle-jimmy&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 life]]
** *** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=101:superman-kills-batman&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] ''[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=115:superman-kills-batman-again&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Batman]]''
** *** [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9396697909/ok-first-of-all-the-pied-piper-didnt-use-a-pan Committed]] [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9416526712/in-supermans-defense-those-people-dont-really genocide]]
** *** [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9384162922/one-of-my-personal-favorites Denied water to]] [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9416629092/it-surprises-me-there-is-more-than-one-cover-that people dying of thirst]]
*** ... so you can see where they're coming from.
** Comicbook//{{Supergirl}} is a really [[http://www.superdickery.com/apparently-supergirl-isnt-very-bright/ dim]], [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-and-batgirl-sabotage-batman-and-superman/ petty]], [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-is-a-mad-killer/ murderous]] [[http://www.superdickery.com/superbitchery/ bitch]] who competes with Superman for the "Biggest Dick" title. She also [[http://www.superdickery.com/all-men-are-but-slaves/ enslaves]] and [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-is-a-bitch/ tortures men]] even though [[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-vs-supergirl-and-super-horse/ she is into horses]] and [[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-makes-out-with-his-cousin-from-the-future/ her cousin]].
** Also, {{Franchise/Batman}} is a dangerously repressed closet pedophile who sexually abuses Robin.
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Robin. The funny thing is that in spite of how blatantly homoerotic many of the images with Batman are, the caption-writer [[ImplausibleDeniability keeps making very lame attempts]] at denying that whatever makes Batman gay.
** And Franchise/WonderWoman is a BDSM-obsessed sex freak who is way, way, ''way'' TooKinkyToTorture.
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TooKinkyToTorture. Given [[AuthorAppeal the creator]], [[WordOfGod this is probably true]]. DC is lucky he didn't include polygamy as one of Wonder Woman's traits, though, given Paradise Island, you never know...
3rd Aug '16 4:40:23 PM vtarira
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* AdolfHitlarious: [[invoked]] Comes up regularly. WWII-era comics were constantly having their protagonists defeat or humiliate Hitler (and/or Mussolini and Hirohito), and for [[UsefulNotes/TheGoldenAgeOfComicBooks a variety of reasons]] most of these covers are now 100% {{Narm}}.



* AttractiveBentGender: "The worst thing [[http://www.superdickery.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jolsen_159_04.jpg about this page]] is that Jimmy makes a pretty hot woman."

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* AttractiveBentGender: "The worst thing part [[http://www.superdickery.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jolsen_159_04.jpg com/jimmy-in-drag/ about this page]] this]] is that Jimmy makes a pretty hot woman."



* CasualKink: [[ComicBook/{{Spiderman}} Peter Parker]] has some [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=30%3Aframes-and-panels-index&id=1337%3Ahow-does-one-classify-bondage-comics-without-wonder-woman&Itemid=24 interesting ideas for how to use his webbing]] with Mary-Jane.

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* CasualKink: [[ComicBook/{{Spiderman}} Peter Parker]] has some [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=30%3Aframes-and-panels-index&id=1337%3Ahow-does-one-classify-bondage-comics-without-wonder-woman&Itemid=24 [[http://www.superdickery.com/how-does-one-classify-bondage-comics-without-wonder-woman/ interesting ideas for how to use his webbing]] with Mary-Jane.



* NoodleImplements: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=30&Itemid=48&limitstart=68 What I need now is a dime -- some red nail polish -- and a little talk with the island gossip!]]

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* NoodleImplements: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=30&Itemid=48&limitstart=68 [[http://www.superdickery.com/batman-needs-a-dime-and-some-red-nail-polish/ What I need now is a dime -- some red nail polish -- and a little talk with the island gossip!]]



* PoesLaw: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=49&limitstart=85 "Yes, it's a spoof on Golden Age comic conventions, but it nails them so totally that if I hadn't been told it was a spoof, I might not have been able to tell..."]]

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* PoesLaw: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=49&limitstart=85 [[http://www.superdickery.com/golden-age-teen-titans-in-zoot-suit-riot/ "Yes, it's a spoof on Golden Age comic conventions, but it nails them so totally that if I hadn't been told it was a spoof, I might not have been able to tell..."]]
2nd Aug '16 12:36:24 PM vtarira
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-->[[spoiler: '''SuperDickery''': "All right, everyone, get your final affairs in order and take one thousand shots."]]

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-->[[spoiler: '''SuperDickery''': "All "[[http://www.superdickery.com/the-world-of-1000-olsens/ All right, everyone, get your final affairs in order and take one thousand shots."]]]]"]]



* GrandFinale: "You know, if there were ever to be a permanent end to Superdickery, I think [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=336:jokers-thoughts-on-superdickerycom&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 this image]] would be absolutely perfect as the final image."

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* GrandFinale: "You know, if there were ever to be a permanent end to Superdickery, I think [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=336:jokers-thoughts-on-superdickerycom&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 [[http://www.superdickery.com/jokers-thoughts-on-superdickery-com/ this image]] would be absolutely perfect as the final image."


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* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Comics that involve [[AllYourPowersCombined combinations of existing characters]] frequently get called out, since they invariably look really, really stupid. This trend eventually reached a [[http://www.superdickery.com/not-even-sure-how-to-describe-this/ truly remarkable apex]].


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* TwentyFourHourSuperpower: [[RunningGag Take a shot]].
2nd Jun '16 9:43:17 AM hamza678
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