History Webcomic / Vexxarr

24th Apr '17 9:46:10 PM TomWalpertac2
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* DidISayThatOutLoud: [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=040317 Carl]].

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* DidISayThatOutLoud: [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=040317 Carl]].One of the Bleen minions]].
24th Apr '17 9:40:11 PM TomWalpertac2
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* DidISayThatOutLoud: [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=040317 Carl]].
20th Apr '17 5:12:44 AM bificommander
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* GeneralFailure: The Bleen admiral fighting the war against the Lattroxx
-->'''Admiral:''' Why would I thank you for destroying my entire plan of attack?!?!
-->'''Cadet:''' Because you'd inevitably end up doing it yourself anyway? [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud I... said that out loud, didn't I?]]
-->'''Vexxarr:''' It's okay. Everyone was already thinking it.
-->'''Offscreen crewmember:''' I know I was.


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** Sometimes not habitual enough.
--->'''Admiral:''' Silence, cadet! I do not wish to hear your insolent prattling on my bridge. Why I do not simply space you is beyond me.
--->'''Vexxarr:''' Probably because he would enjoy the change of scenery?
--->'''Cadet:''' Actually, I put in a requisition three times.
2nd Mar '17 5:34:36 PM TheBushranger
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* TeleFrag: Although not involving an actual ''teleporter'', this is the result when Sploorfix tries to keep some [[spoiler:Lattrox boarders]] (who have been mutated by Twee-space into tiny, cute creatures) safe from Sid (who is now a horrible monster) by locking them in a cargo container...that, when the ship ''exits'' Twee-space, is ''far'' too small for the three now-suddenly-normal-sized [[spoiler:Lattrox]] inside.
-->'''Vexxarr:''' Some friendly advice? ''Never'' open this.
2nd Mar '17 5:24:47 PM TheBushranger
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--->'''Sid: I can hug.

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--->'''Sid: --->'''Sid:''' I can hug.
2nd Mar '17 5:24:34 PM TheBushranger
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* ThePowerOfLove: How Vexxarr schemes to recapture his ship [[spoiler:from Minionbot's pirates]].

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* ThePowerOfLove: How Vexxarr schemes to recapture his ship [[spoiler:from Minionbot's pirates]]. Although given how he goes about it, the ''recipients'' may not feel so loved...


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** And when the Lattrox board his ship, Vexxarr realises that with the help of Sid[[spoiler: and Twee-Space]], he can defeat them very handily.
--->'''Vexxarr:''' All I can tell you is they need hugs and lots of them
--->'''Sid: I can hug.
--->'''Vexxarr:''' Good. I need you to hug these guys for all you're worth. And don't let up.
--->'''Sid:''' I won't!
--->'''Vexxarr:''' No matter how ''terrible'' or ''shrill'' their screams may become...
27th Feb '17 7:05:03 PM nombretomado
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* LogicBomb: Sploorfix's LiveJournal is a Weapon of Mass Depression.

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* LogicBomb: Sploorfix's LiveJournal Website/LiveJournal is a Weapon of Mass Depression.



** Sploorfix being a Weapon of Mass Depression, and his LiveJournal being lethal to any artificial intelligence.

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** Sploorfix being a Weapon of Mass Depression, and his LiveJournal Website/LiveJournal being lethal to any artificial intelligence.



* StarfishAliens: The crew alone includes two species that reproduce by budding, one of them a one-eyed cnidarian that can survive in space for brief periods and the other a mass of eyes on tentacles whose LiveJournal counts as a LogicBomb of mass destruction.. And a NighInvulnerable SiliconBasedLife that feeds off radiation and is scared of anything that eats.

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* StarfishAliens: The crew alone includes two species that reproduce by budding, one of them a one-eyed cnidarian that can survive in space for brief periods and the other a mass of eyes on tentacles whose LiveJournal Website/LiveJournal counts as a LogicBomb of mass destruction.. And a NighInvulnerable SiliconBasedLife that feeds off radiation and is scared of anything that eats.
25th Jan '17 2:56:26 PM bificommander
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* NoMouth: Bleen, Shlumpoids, and Rock Crabs. Rock Crabs don't need to eat but it's never explained how Bleen eat all that cake, and in fact it was a bit of a running gag in some of the early strips. Whereas Shlumpoids are apparently [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=021306 such messy eaters]] that the process is always shown just off-screen.
** Not that Vexxarr [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=040105 has any room to complain]] about table manners...
* NonSequiturThud: When Vexxarr attempts to (literally) beat his conscience out of him, he manages a small conversation before saying that there would be fish for dinner and collapsing. Smelling bread when... ''compressed'' for too long is another that crops up from time to time.



* NoMouth: Bleen, Shlumpoids, and Rock Crabs. Rock Crabs don't need to eat but it's never explained how Bleen eat all that cake, and in fact it was a bit of a running gag in some of the early strips. Whereas Shlumpoids are apparently [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=021306 such messy eaters]] that the process is always shown just off-screen.
** Not that Vexxarr [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=040105 has any room to complain]] about table manners...
* NonSequiturThud: When Vexxarr attempts to (literally) beat his conscience out of him, he manages a small conversation before saying that there would be fish for dinner and collapsing. Smelling bread when... ''compressed'' for too long is another that crops up from time to time.
25th Jan '17 2:55:47 PM bificommander
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* NoodleImplements:
-->'''Vexxarr:''' We're ''way'' past plan B. [...] That was plan Q!
-->'''Carl:''' And plan A?
-->'''Vexxarr:''' How much do you want to know about Aardvarks?
-->'''Carl:''' B through H?
-->'''Vexxarr:''' Beachballs, synthetic fur and [[ShowerOfAngst sobbing uncontrolably in a long hot shower.]]
-->'''Carl:''' I through P?
-->'''Vexxarr:''' Culminated in dressing Sid in a tutu.
-->'''Carl:''' Alright then, plan Q it is.
21st Jan '17 11:24:09 PM Schismatism
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* MidBattleTeaBreak: [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=081705 Vexxarr and the Admiral]] early on - they're more or less just loosing their aggression against one another anyway, as they're utterly incapable of actually ''hurting'' each other.
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