History Webcomic / SchlockMercenary

27th Apr '16 7:26:10 PM Schismatism
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** A vat of hydroponic watermelons is mentioned in book 12, as a means to properly stimulate nanite growth. Come the end of the book, [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-11-12 check out what's in the background...]]
25th Apr '16 7:08:57 PM DelShiftB
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* BeachEpisode:
** For about a week, two female characters (one of whom had GagBoobs) talked in bikinis. This was {{lampshaded}}.
** In another beach episode, the mercenary group was attacked by a shark, and was blamed by the local police for planting said shark.
9th Apr '16 7:59:54 AM TimG5
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* EatingTheEnemy: [[BlobMonster Sergeant Schlock]] routinely eats enemies he doesn't care to leave alive--or their ashes, if he had to [[{{BFG}} shoot]] them first.
18th Mar '16 1:51:11 AM morenohijazo
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* ToiletTeleportation: The titular Schlock travels by sewer on several occasion - mostly against his will, but on at least [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-06-30 one occasion]], he deliberately dives down a toilet in order to reach his destination stealthily. Justified in his case since he's basically a BlobMonster, and thus quite capable of fitting himself through the pipes.
12th Mar '16 6:06:41 PM aidreamer
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* UpliftedAnimal: Humans have uplifted elephants, gorillas, chimpanzees, and possibly others.

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* UpliftedAnimal: Humans have uplifted elephants, gorillas, chimpanzees, polar bears, and possibly others.
7th Mar '16 10:21:22 PM aidreamer
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** Oisri is an ancient artifact created by a long forgotten race to create the Paan'uri. According to one analysis, it contains an annie plant orders of magnitude bigger than any PowerSource modern galactic society can confidently build.

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** Oisri is an ancient artifact created built by a long forgotten race to create the Paan'uri. According to one analysis, it contains an annie plant orders of magnitude bigger than any PowerSource modern galactic society can confidently build.
7th Mar '16 10:20:40 PM aidreamer
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* {{Precursors}}: The ancient Oafans were a highly advanced race who had manufacturing processes thousands of times more efficient than modern galactic society.

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* {{Precursors}}: {{Precursors}}:
** Oisri is an ancient artifact created by a long forgotten race to create the Paan'uri. According to one analysis, it contains an annie plant orders of magnitude bigger than any PowerSource modern galactic society can confidently build.
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The ancient Oafans were a highly advanced race who had manufacturing processes thousands of times more efficient than modern galactic society.
5th Mar '16 9:38:10 PM Nohbody
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* UnplannedManualDetonation:
** In the eye tree story arc, Hob rigs up an improvised bomb to help crack open a dome the Toughs are trapped in, but the detonator doesn't work, requiring firing at the bomb with a pistol to detonate it in an ultimately fatal manner.
** In the first Credomar storyline, Lt. Bradley is forced to rig a shell from his tank's ammo loadout to destroy his disabled tank before it can crash into civilian property and cause great damage. He succeeds in blowing up the tank while bailing out, but his low-profile PoweredArmor is destroyed in the process, leaving him KilledOffForReal when his body hits a building at an unsurvivably high speed.



** Also teraporting seems to result in a sound of ''PORT'' for short hops or ''TERAPORT'' if you're planning on staying, although it can vary depending on circumstances.
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-06-24 KA-LASE.]]
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-06-16 ''BOSSYRING.'']]
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-03-07 DE-PLOYTCH.]]
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-07-31 ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE]]. With a "KICK!" for good measure.

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** Also teraporting Teraporting seems to result in a sound of ''PORT'' for short hops or ''TERAPORT'' if you're planning on staying, although it can vary depending on circumstances.
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-06-24 KA-LASE.]]
KA-LASE]] for the sound of a laser firing.
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-06-16 ''BOSSYRING.'']]
''BOSSYRING'']] to describe the ringtone for a villain's phone receiving a call from his boss.
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-03-07 DE-PLOYTCH.]]
DE-PLOYTCH]] as the sound made when Schlock deploys his PoweredArmor
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-07-31 ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE]]. With ABLATE]] is used to represent the sound of ablative armor doing its thing to protect the wearer, with a "KICK!" for good measure.
5th Mar '16 12:52:22 PM aidreamer
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* TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow: When the Toughs attempt to recover an [[TimeAbyss ancient]] Gatekeeper archive, the archive attempts suicide. When they make moves to stop it, it warns them that the secrets it holds are so incredibly dangerous, it must die, or else the entire galaxy will be doomed.
24th Feb '16 8:21:07 PM Tdarcos
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* SelfDisposingVillain: On[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-11-09 Nov. 9, 2009]] Schlock is trying to subdue some rioters who locked themselves in a storeroom in the ship, so he uses his plasma cannons to cut through the bulkhead. One of the rioters throws a hand grenade at the hole Schlock made, but it misses and bounces off the wall, before Schlock can even enter. This lands back on them and explodes. Turns out they were carrying antimatter which also explodes, incinerating all of them. ''Schlock didn't have to do anything.'' He thinks they did it to themselves on purpose, as he tells his crew-mate Elf, "They committed suicide when they saw me coming."

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* SelfDisposingVillain: On[[http://www.On [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-11-09 Nov. 9, 2009]] Schlock is trying to subdue some rioters who locked themselves in a storeroom in the ship, so he uses his plasma cannons to cut through the bulkhead. One of the rioters throws a hand grenade at the hole Schlock made, but it misses and bounces off the wall, before Schlock can even enter. This lands back on them and explodes. Turns out they were carrying antimatter which also explodes, incinerating all of them. ''Schlock didn't have to do anything.'' He thinks they did it to themselves on purpose, as he tells his crew-mate Elf, "They committed suicide when they saw me coming."
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