History WebVideo / VideoGameConfessions

25th Jun '17 10:01:44 AM Piterpicher
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* ReallyGetsAround: Link. Let's see...[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]], VideoGame/KidIcarus, [[SuperMarioBros Luigi]], The entire cast of FireEmblem, [[{{Qbert}} Q*bert]], and [[Franchise/DonkeyKong DK Jr.]]

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* ReallyGetsAround: Link. Let's see...[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]], VideoGame/KidIcarus, [[SuperMarioBros Luigi]], The entire cast of FireEmblem, [[{{Qbert}} ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'', [[VideoGame/{{Qbert}} Q*bert]], and [[Franchise/DonkeyKong DK Jr.]]
27th Mar '17 10:28:43 AM WilliamRadarStorm
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-->'''Mario''': Well, [my trouble has to do with] "cleaning the pipes", IfYouKnowWhatIMean.\\

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-->'''Mario''': Well, [my trouble has to do with] "cleaning the pipes", IfYouKnowWhatIMean.\\[[LampshadedDoubleEntendre If You Know What I Mean.]]\\
27th Mar '17 10:28:03 AM WilliamRadarStorm
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* CatchPhrase: "You see a lot of strange things as a bartender. You see a lot of strange things at the Pixel Palace. So I see a lot of strange things as a bartender at the Pixel Palace. And that ain't no lie. Swear to it."
** "So I'm sittin' there, tendin' bar..."

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* CatchPhrase: CatchPhrase:
**
"You see a lot of strange things as a bartender. You see a lot of strange things at the Pixel Palace. So I see a lot of strange things as a bartender at the Pixel Palace. And that ain't no lie. Swear to it."
** "So I'm sittin' there, tendin' bar...
"



* CreatorsOddball: Unlike Doug's other popular characters who are at the centre of their universe and other people react/interact with their craziness, Dominic is a stoic StraightMan who listens to his clients and just reiterates what they tell him.



* EntendreFailure: All the time.

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* EntendreFailure: All the time.time, but a shining example is from the first example when Mario and Dominic fail to see ''each other'''s entendres:
-->'''Mario''': Well, [my trouble has to do with] "cleaning the pipes", IfYouKnowWhatIMean.\\
'''Dominic''': ...no, no, I don't know what you mean.\\
'''Mario''': You know, trouble in my bedroom.\\
'''Dominic''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You have a plumbing problem in your bedroom?]] What, do you have a water bed, or something?\\
'''Mario''': ''Sex! I'm talking about sex!''\\
[''...'']\\
'''Dominic''': You got trouble getting a 1-up?\\
'''Mario''': Eh?\\
'''Dominic''': A nail in the hammer brothers? You know, hitting the warp zone?\\
'''Mario''': ...eh?\\
'''Dominic''': Dammit, bastard! I'm talking about an [[SomethingElseAlsoRises erection!]]



--> "I don't even know how a giant ape and a medium sized woman can even... I'm not gonna go there"

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--> "I -->'''Dominic''': I don't even know how a giant ape and a medium sized woman can even... [[{{Squick}} I'm not gonna go there"there]]



* MadLibsCatchphrase: Dominic's stories, with the exception of one, always begin with some variant of "So, I'm sittin' there, tendin' bar, when in walks [brief indicator of how often he sees the subject] [title character]."



* NotSoStoic: Dominic is borderline horrified when he learns of [[spoiler:Peach's secret agenda]] from Daisy.



* OddballInTheSeries: Unlike Doug's other popular characters who are at the centre of their universe and other people react/interact with their craziness, Dominic is a stoic StraightMan who listens to his clients and just reiterates what they tell him.



* RealityEnsues: Blanka's confession involves a hilarious line of misfortune after misfortune, all related to his electric powers and more than half of which involve someone dying. [[spoiler:He reveals that his confession is his last drink and he's about to be executed for all that.]]



* StraightMan: Dominic plays this role, often acting as the OnlySaneMan in his insane world.



* UnreliableNarrator: Snake. He claims to have had [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously]] murdered parents, but Dominic figures out that he's a clone. When Dominic confronts him on this, [[spoiler:the box starts talking]].



** From the TGWTG Volume 4 DVD, comes this line from the Sub-Zero episode. Sub-Zero: "You see, I deliver ice now. [[spoiler: Your ice]]." Cue the bartender looking at the Icy Margarita he gave him and [[spoiler: notices an eyeball...that belonged to someone from Health Code.]]

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** From the TGWTG Volume 4 DVD, comes this line from the Sub-Zero episode. Sub-Zero:
-->'''Sub-Zero''':
"You see, I deliver ice now. [[spoiler: Your ice]]." Cue \\
'''Dominic''': Just then, I looked down in
the bartender looking at icy margarita I made him [[spoiler:and noticed an eyeball.]]
** From
the Icy Margarita he gave him and [[spoiler: notices an eyeball...that belonged to someone from Health Code.]]Blanka episode.
-->'''Dominic''': Well [if you enjoy your job,] then why are you in a bad mood?\\
'''Blanka''': Didn't you hear anything I said?! I killed several people! [[spoiler:I'm gonna get the death penalty!]]
22nd Mar '17 7:40:18 PM WilliamRadarStorm
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* FakeBrit: Doug Walker as Dominic the bartender.

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* EveryoneHasStandards: Even [[{{Jerkass}} Link]] is weirded out by the whole Pac-Man fiasco.
* FakeBrit: Doug Walker Walker, a Chicago resident, as Dominic the bartender.bartender, a cockney bloke.



* ReallyGetsAround: Link. Let's see...[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]], VideoGame/KidIcarus, [[SuperMarioBros Luigi]], The entire cast of FireEmblem, [[{{Qbert}} Q*bert]], [[Franchise/DonkeyKong DK Jr.]]

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* ReallyGetsAround: Link. Let's see...[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]], VideoGame/KidIcarus, [[SuperMarioBros Luigi]], The entire cast of FireEmblem, [[{{Qbert}} Q*bert]], and [[Franchise/DonkeyKong DK Jr.]]]]
21st Mar '17 3:56:26 PM WilliamRadarStorm
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* BreadEggsBreadedEggs: His closing catchphrase.
-->You see a lot of strange things as a bartender. You see a lot of strange things at The Pixel Palace. So, I see a lot of strange things as a bartender at the Pixel Palace.
25th Feb '17 11:59:36 AM nombretomado
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* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Duke Nukem's]] vision for ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' would involve Creator/JohnnyDepp as a slug monster who shits out real [[TreasureIsBiggerInFiction diamonds]], [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland]] with [[ZombieApocalypse zombified]] inhabitants owned by AngelinaJolie, a [[AttackOfTheKillerWhatever monstrous]] [[BreathWeapon fire breathing]] [[WeaponizedLandmark Eiffel Tower]] with JerryLewis's head, a [[HumongousMecha mechanical]] biting Mount Rushmore that [[MonumentalBattle fights against]] the Eiffel Tower, a resuscitated UsefulNotes/RMSTitanic with tits, and the [[NukeEm nuking]] of [[ThrowawayCountry Canada]]. And this game would somehow involve all of the actual people, monuments, etc.; money is no object!

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* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Duke Nukem's]] vision for ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' would involve Creator/JohnnyDepp as a slug monster who shits out real [[TreasureIsBiggerInFiction diamonds]], [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland]] with [[ZombieApocalypse zombified]] inhabitants owned by AngelinaJolie, Creator/AngelinaJolie, a [[AttackOfTheKillerWhatever monstrous]] [[BreathWeapon fire breathing]] [[WeaponizedLandmark Eiffel Tower]] with JerryLewis's head, a [[HumongousMecha mechanical]] biting Mount Rushmore that [[MonumentalBattle fights against]] the Eiffel Tower, a resuscitated UsefulNotes/RMSTitanic with tits, and the [[NukeEm nuking]] of [[ThrowawayCountry Canada]]. And this game would somehow involve all of the actual people, monuments, etc.; money is no object!
2nd Jan '17 6:12:46 PM nombretomado
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* CrapsackWorld: While the lines between the video game world as a job and as part of reality isn't really set in stone, some of the things Dominic hears implies that the world isn't exactly in the best of shape. [[spoiler: Samus]] is AxeCrazy and can get away with numerous violent acts, GLaDOS is on the loose and infecting people's cars, and, worst yet, both the Angry Birds' government and [[spoiler: Peach's government]] are manipulating the public to their advantage.

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* CrapsackWorld: While the lines between the video game world as a job and as part of reality isn't really set in stone, some of the things Dominic hears implies that the world isn't exactly in the best of shape. [[spoiler: Samus]] is AxeCrazy and can get away with numerous violent acts, GLaDOS [=GlaDOs=] is on the loose and infecting people's cars, and, worst yet, both the Angry Birds' government and [[spoiler: Peach's government]] are manipulating the public to their advantage.
12th Nov '16 4:27:09 PM nombretomado
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* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Duke Nukem's]] vision for ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' would involve JohnnyDepp as a slug monster who shits out real [[TreasureIsBiggerInFiction diamonds]], [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland]] with [[ZombieApocalypse zombified]] inhabitants owned by AngelinaJolie, a [[AttackOfTheKillerWhatever monstrous]] [[BreathWeapon fire breathing]] [[WeaponizedLandmark Eiffel Tower]] with JerryLewis's head, a [[HumongousMecha mechanical]] biting Mount Rushmore that [[MonumentalBattle fights against]] the Eiffel Tower, a resuscitated UsefulNotes/RMSTitanic with tits, and the [[NukeEm nuking]] of [[ThrowawayCountry Canada]]. And this game would somehow involve all of the actual people, monuments, etc.; money is no object!

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* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Duke Nukem's]] vision for ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' would involve JohnnyDepp Creator/JohnnyDepp as a slug monster who shits out real [[TreasureIsBiggerInFiction diamonds]], [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland]] with [[ZombieApocalypse zombified]] inhabitants owned by AngelinaJolie, a [[AttackOfTheKillerWhatever monstrous]] [[BreathWeapon fire breathing]] [[WeaponizedLandmark Eiffel Tower]] with JerryLewis's head, a [[HumongousMecha mechanical]] biting Mount Rushmore that [[MonumentalBattle fights against]] the Eiffel Tower, a resuscitated UsefulNotes/RMSTitanic with tits, and the [[NukeEm nuking]] of [[ThrowawayCountry Canada]]. And this game would somehow involve all of the actual people, monuments, etc.; money is no object!
17th Jan '16 6:38:35 PM 1upmushroom
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* RiddleForTheAges: So what exactly WAS the relationship between [[spoiler: Snake and his box.]]

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* RiddleForTheAges: So what exactly WAS the relationship between [[spoiler: Snake and his box.]]box?]]
17th Jan '16 6:37:57 PM 1upmushroom
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* RiddleForTheAges: So what exactly WAS the relationship between [[spoiler: Snake and his box.]]
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