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17th Feb '14 7:58:32 AM Viira
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'The Cine-Masochist'', real name Petar Gagic, is a web reviewer, who bucks the trend of angry negativity commonly associated with video reviews, and instead focuses on positive reviews 1980s action movies, exploitation movies, sleazy crime thrillers, and practically anything else featuring gore, nudity and ridiculousness. He calls this style of trash filmmaking, "Zinema."

A typical episode will explain a little about the film's specific genre, the director, and the general history behind the film, before the Cine-Masochist goes through the plot and then proceeds to gush at length about the film's excellence

The series can be viewed [[http://blip.tv/cmgagic here]].
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Movies CM has reviewed with their own pages, in no particular order:
* ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar''
* ''Film/StreetTrash''
* ''Film/{{Lifeforce}}''
* ''Film/SteelDawn''
* ''Film/TheAnthropophagusBeast''
* ''Film/DeadlyPrey''
* ''Literature/TheKeep''
* ''Film/TheStuff''
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!!The series contains the following tropes:

* AmazonianBeauty: ''Film/{{Lifeforce}}'' review laments the loss of the days when MsFanservice was an athletic ActionGirl who could kick ass, rather than HollywoodThin.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: "Yes, his middle name is actually 'Tiger'. Would I really fuck with you?"
* BilingualBonus: One video has Petar (who's ethnically Serbian) denounce ''ASerbianFilm''... in Serbian.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Go fuck an iceberg!"
* CausticCritic: Viciously defied - CM loves every movie he reviews, even if he has bad things to say about them.
* CoitusEnsues: In ''Film/SteelDawn'', Patrick Swayze's character proceeds to have sex with the female supporting character, because "A heterosexual male and female in the same movie have to sleep with each other in the third act." This, of course, offsets the [[FoeYay bubbling homoeroticism]] between Swayze and the leather-clad, sword wielding villain.
* EightiesHair: Oh, so much - both of the big fluffy female variety, and the resplendent mullet of the 80s male
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: PatrickSwayze in ''Film/SteelDawn''.
** Oliver Gruner in ''Film/{{Nemesis}}'':
-->"I'd fuck him."
* GentleGiant: The guy who lifts weights in his room and collects Horror and exploitation movies? Biggest NiceGuy you'll ever meet.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Set up, and then ultimately subverted in the review for ''Film/WomensPrisonMassacre''. CM begins to say something about how hot two women having sex is..and then stops, saying that that's the kind of thing he'd say if he were a complete macho douchebag.
* HeroicBuild: One of the few male VideoReviewShow hosts who doesn't have a GeekPhysique.
* HiddenDepths: "Black Sheep Cinema" is one big MassiveMultiplayerCrossover analyzing ''Film/ANightmareOnElmStreetPart2FreddysRevenge''. Argues that a lot of the gay undertones actually add complexity and social commentary to the narrative.
** He speaks fluent Serbian.
* LimitedWardrobe: The man himself is almost always seen wearing an exploitation t shirt, usually a "Holocausto Cannibal" one.
** There used to be an army jacket as well, but it was switched for a handheld mike.
* ManlyTears: One of Peter Weller's scenes in ''Film/RoboCop1987'' gives him these. [[TearJerker Every Time]].
* MrFanservice: "some of you just cant seem to get enough of ''me,'' but, hey, that's cool, too."
* OddFriendship: He's a bodybuilding Canadian who reviews exploitation/horror and makes his own [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] masks, she's [[WebVideo/InfamousSphere an Australian who reviews Queer cinema]] and [[CostumeDrama Period Drama]] and title cards her videos with tasteful watercolors. Together, TheyFightCrime... or just do {{Crossover}}s and [[RealMenWearPink sport fabulous feather boas]]. They also share a taste for the macabre and backgrounds in the visual arts, making it a case of NotSoDifferent.
* RatedMForManly
* RealSongThemeTune: "Justice For One", borrowed from ''Savage Streets''
** ClosingTheme: The theme from ''GIJoe''.
* RecurringRiff: The ''HandsOfSteel'' theme.
* {{Retraux}}: The Epic title sequence. If WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob can be described as "shot on shitteo," this is DesignStudentsOrgasm, [[TheSeventies 1970's]] style.
* RunningGag: References to ''BadDudes''; use of Konami beat-em-up music.
* SelfDepreciation: After noting how many name actors are in ''The Keep'', he openly questions whether he should be reviewing it.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: The Naked Serbian Indian. [[GagPenis He doesn't wear pants, either.]]
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'The Cine-Masochist'', real name Petar Gagic, is a web reviewer, who bucks the trend of angry negativity commonly associated with video reviews, and instead focuses on positive reviews 1980s action movies, exploitation movies, sleazy crime thrillers, and practically anything else featuring gore, nudity and ridiculousness. He calls this style of trash filmmaking, "Zinema."

A typical episode will explain a little about the film's specific genre, the director, and the general history behind the film, before the Cine-Masochist goes through the plot and then proceeds to gush at length about the film's excellence

The series can be viewed [[http://blip.tv/cmgagic here]].
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Movies CM has reviewed with their own pages, in no particular order:
* ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar''
* ''Film/StreetTrash''
* ''Film/{{Lifeforce}}''
* ''Film/SteelDawn''
* ''Film/TheAnthropophagusBeast''
* ''Film/DeadlyPrey''
* ''Literature/TheKeep''
* ''Film/TheStuff''
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!!The series contains the following tropes:

* AmazonianBeauty: ''Film/{{Lifeforce}}'' review laments the loss of the days when MsFanservice was an athletic ActionGirl who could kick ass, rather than HollywoodThin.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: "Yes, his middle name is actually 'Tiger'. Would I really fuck with you?"
* BilingualBonus: One video has Petar (who's ethnically Serbian) denounce ''ASerbianFilm''... in Serbian.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Go fuck an iceberg!"
* CausticCritic: Viciously defied - CM loves every movie he reviews, even if he has bad things to say about them.
* CoitusEnsues: In ''Film/SteelDawn'', Patrick Swayze's character proceeds to have sex with the female supporting character, because "A heterosexual male and female in the same movie have to sleep with each other in the third act." This, of course, offsets the [[FoeYay bubbling homoeroticism]] between Swayze and the leather-clad, sword wielding villain.
* EightiesHair: Oh, so much - both of the big fluffy female variety, and the resplendent mullet of the 80s male
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: PatrickSwayze in ''Film/SteelDawn''.
** Oliver Gruner in ''Film/{{Nemesis}}'':
-->"I'd fuck him."
* GentleGiant: The guy who lifts weights in his room and collects Horror and exploitation movies? Biggest NiceGuy you'll ever meet.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Set up, and then ultimately subverted in the review for ''Film/WomensPrisonMassacre''. CM begins to say something about how hot two women having sex is..and then stops, saying that that's the kind of thing he'd say if he were a complete macho douchebag.
* HeroicBuild: One of the few male VideoReviewShow hosts who doesn't have a GeekPhysique.
* HiddenDepths: "Black Sheep Cinema" is one big MassiveMultiplayerCrossover analyzing ''Film/ANightmareOnElmStreetPart2FreddysRevenge''. Argues that a lot of the gay undertones actually add complexity and social commentary to the narrative.
** He speaks fluent Serbian.
* LimitedWardrobe: The man himself is almost always seen wearing an exploitation t shirt, usually a "Holocausto Cannibal" one.
** There used to be an army jacket as well, but it was switched for a handheld mike.
* ManlyTears: One of Peter Weller's scenes in ''Film/RoboCop1987'' gives him these. [[TearJerker Every Time]].
* MrFanservice: "some of you just cant seem to get enough of ''me,'' but, hey, that's cool, too."
* OddFriendship: He's a bodybuilding Canadian who reviews exploitation/horror and makes his own [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] masks, she's [[WebVideo/InfamousSphere an Australian who reviews Queer cinema]] and [[CostumeDrama Period Drama]] and title cards her videos with tasteful watercolors. Together, TheyFightCrime... or just do {{Crossover}}s and [[RealMenWearPink sport fabulous feather boas]]. They also share a taste for the macabre and backgrounds in the visual arts, making it a case of NotSoDifferent.
* RatedMForManly
* RealSongThemeTune: "Justice For One", borrowed from ''Savage Streets''
** ClosingTheme: The theme from ''GIJoe''.
* RecurringRiff: The ''HandsOfSteel'' theme.
* {{Retraux}}: The Epic title sequence. If WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob can be described as "shot on shitteo," this is DesignStudentsOrgasm, [[TheSeventies 1970's]] style.
* RunningGag: References to ''BadDudes''; use of Konami beat-em-up music.
* SelfDepreciation: After noting how many name actors are in ''The Keep'', he openly questions whether he should be reviewing it.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: The Naked Serbian Indian. [[GagPenis He doesn't wear pants, either.]]
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31st Jan '14 12:23:29 PM erforce
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* OddFriendship: He's a bodybuilding Canadian who reviews exploitation/horror and makes his own [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Vorhees]] masks, she's [[WebVideo/InfamousSphere an Australian who reviews Queer cinema]] and [[CostumeDrama Period Drama]] and title cards her videos with tasteful watercolors. Together, TheyFightCrime... or just do {{Crossover}}s and [[RealMenWearPink sport fabulous feather boas]]. They also share a taste for the macabre and backgrounds in the visual arts, making it a case of NotSoDifferent.

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* OddFriendship: He's a bodybuilding Canadian who reviews exploitation/horror and makes his own [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Vorhees]] Voorhees]] masks, she's [[WebVideo/InfamousSphere an Australian who reviews Queer cinema]] and [[CostumeDrama Period Drama]] and title cards her videos with tasteful watercolors. Together, TheyFightCrime... or just do {{Crossover}}s and [[RealMenWearPink sport fabulous feather boas]]. They also share a taste for the macabre and backgrounds in the visual arts, making it a case of NotSoDifferent.
27th Aug '13 9:11:14 AM erforce
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* ManlyTears: One of Peter Weller's scenes in ''Film/{{Robocop}}'' gives him these. [[TearJerker Every Time]].

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* ManlyTears: One of Peter Weller's scenes in ''Film/{{Robocop}}'' ''Film/RoboCop1987'' gives him these. [[TearJerker Every Time]].
11th May '13 11:16:06 PM Antwan
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* {{Retraux}}: The Epic title sequence. If TheCinemaSnob can be described as "shot on shitteo," this is DesignStudentsOrgasm, [[TheSeventies 1970's]] style.

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* {{Retraux}}: The Epic title sequence. If TheCinemaSnob WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob can be described as "shot on shitteo," this is DesignStudentsOrgasm, [[TheSeventies 1970's]] style.



* WalkingShirtlessScene: The Naked Serbian Indian. [[GagPenis He doesn't wear pants, either.]]

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* WalkingShirtlessScene: The Naked Serbian Indian. [[GagPenis He doesn't wear pants, either.]]]]
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9th May '13 5:13:50 AM ManCalledTrue
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* CausicCritic: Viciously defied - CM loves every movie he reviews, even if he has bad things to say about them.

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* CausicCritic: CausticCritic: Viciously defied - CM loves every movie he reviews, even if he has bad things to say about them.
1st May '13 5:12:45 PM ManCalledTrue
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* ''Literature/TheKeep''
* ''Film/TheStuff''



* CoitusEnsues: In ''Film/SteelDawn'', Patrick Swayze's character proceeds to have sex with the female supporting character, because "A heterosexual male and female in the same movie have to sleep with each other in the third act." This, of course, offsets the [[FoeYay bubbling homoeroticism]] between Swayze and the leather-clad, sword wielding villain.


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* CoitusEnsues: In ''Film/SteelDawn'', Patrick Swayze's character proceeds to have sex with the female supporting character, because "A heterosexual male and female in the same movie have to sleep with each other in the third act." This, of course, offsets the [[FoeYay bubbling homoeroticism]] between Swayze and the leather-clad, sword wielding villain.


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** He speaks fluent Serbian.


Added DiffLines:

** ClosingTheme: The theme from ''GIJoe''.


Added DiffLines:

* RunningGag: References to ''BadDudes''; use of Konami beat-em-up music.
* SelfDepreciation: After noting how many name actors are in ''The Keep'', he openly questions whether he should be reviewing it.
1st May '13 5:09:24 PM ManCalledTrue
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* ''Anime/FistOfTheNorthStar''

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* ''Anime/FistOfTheNorthStar''''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar''



* ''Film/TheAnthrophagusBeast''
* ''Film/HellComesToFrogtown''

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* ''Film/TheAnthrophagusBeast''
* ''Film/HellComesToFrogtown''
''Film/TheAnthropophagusBeast''
1st May '13 5:07:28 PM ManCalledTrue
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'The Cine-Masochist'' is a web reviewer, who bucks the trend of angry negativity commonly associated with video reviews, and instead focuses on positive reviews 1980s action movies, exploitation movies, sleazy crime thrillers, and practically anything else featuring gore, nudity and ridiculousness. He calls this style of trash filmmaking, "Zinema."

to:

'The Cine-Masochist'' Cine-Masochist'', real name Petar Gagic, is a web reviewer, who bucks the trend of angry negativity commonly associated with video reviews, and instead focuses on positive reviews 1980s action movies, exploitation movies, sleazy crime thrillers, and practically anything else featuring gore, nudity and ridiculousness. He calls this style of trash filmmaking, "Zinema."






Movies CM has reviewed with their own pages, in no particular order:
* ''Anime/FistOfTheNorthStar''
* ''Film/StreetTrash''
* ''Film/{{Lifeforce}}''
* ''Film/SteelDawn''
* ''Film/TheAnthrophagusBeast''
* ''Film/HellComesToFrogtown''
* ''Film/DeadlyPrey''

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* BilingualBonus: One video has Petar (who's ethnically Serbian) denounce ''ASerbianFilm''... in Serbian.



* CausicCritic: Viciously defied - CM loves every movie he reviews, even if he has bad things to say about them.



* Retraux: The Epic title sequence. If TheCinemaSnob can be described as "shot on shitteo," this is DesignStudentsOrgasm, [[TheSeventies 1970's]] style.

to:

* Retraux: RecurringRiff: The ''HandsOfSteel'' theme.
* {{Retraux}}:
The Epic title sequence. If TheCinemaSnob can be described as "shot on shitteo," this is DesignStudentsOrgasm, [[TheSeventies 1970's]] style.
8th Mar '13 10:42:11 AM erforce
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* AmazonianBeauty: {{Lifeforce}} review laments the loss of the days when MsFanservice was an athletic ActionGirl who could kick ass, rather than HollywoodThin.

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* AmazonianBeauty: {{Lifeforce}} ''Film/{{Lifeforce}}'' review laments the loss of the days when MsFanservice was an athletic ActionGirl who could kick ass, rather than HollywoodThin.



* CoitusEnsues: In "Steel Dawn", Patrick Swayze's character proceeds to have sex with the female supporting character, because "A heterosexual male and female in the same movie have to sleep with each other in the third act." This, of course, offsets the [[{{FoeYay}} bubbling homoeroticism]] between Swayze and the leather-clad, sword wielding villain.

to:

* CoitusEnsues: In "Steel Dawn", ''Film/SteelDawn'', Patrick Swayze's character proceeds to have sex with the female supporting character, because "A heterosexual male and female in the same movie have to sleep with each other in the third act." This, of course, offsets the [[{{FoeYay}} [[FoeYay bubbling homoeroticism]] between Swayze and the leather-clad, sword wielding villain.



* EvenTheGuysWantHim: PatrickSwayze in SteelDawn
** Oliver Gruner in {{Nemesis}}:

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* EvenTheGuysWantHim: PatrickSwayze in SteelDawn
''Film/SteelDawn''.
** Oliver Gruner in {{Nemesis}}: ''Film/{{Nemesis}}'':



* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Set up, and then ultimately subverted in the review for {{Film/Womens Prison Massacre}}. CM begins to say something about how hot two women having sex is..and then stops, saying that that's the kind of thing he'd say if he were a complete macho douchebag.

to:

* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Set up, and then ultimately subverted in the review for {{Film/Womens Prison Massacre}}.''Film/WomensPrisonMassacre''. CM begins to say something about how hot two women having sex is..and then stops, saying that that's the kind of thing he'd say if he were a complete macho douchebag.



* HiddenDepths: "Black Sheep Cinema" is one big MassiveMultiplayerCrossover analyzing ANightmareOnElmStreetPart2FreddysRevenge. Argues that a lot of the gay undertones actually add complexity and social commentary to the narrative.

to:

* HiddenDepths: "Black Sheep Cinema" is one big MassiveMultiplayerCrossover analyzing ANightmareOnElmStreetPart2FreddysRevenge.''Film/ANightmareOnElmStreetPart2FreddysRevenge''. Argues that a lot of the gay undertones actually add complexity and social commentary to the narrative.



* ManlyTears: One of Peter Weller's scenes in {{Robocop}} gives him these. [[{{TearJerker}} Every Time]].

to:

* ManlyTears: One of Peter Weller's scenes in {{Robocop}} ''Film/{{Robocop}}'' gives him these. [[{{TearJerker}} [[TearJerker Every Time]].



* OddFriendship: He's a bodybuilding Canadian who reviews exploitation/horror and makes his own Jason Vorhees masks, she's [[{{WebVideo/InfamousSphere}} an Australian who reviews Queer cinema]] and [[{{CostumeDrama}} Period Drama]] and title cards her videos with tasteful watercolors. Together, TheyFightCrime... or just do {{Crossover}}s and [[{{RealMenWearPink}} sport fabulous feather boas]]. They also share a taste for the macabre and backgrounds in the visual arts, making it a case of NotSoDifferent.

to:

* OddFriendship: He's a bodybuilding Canadian who reviews exploitation/horror and makes his own [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Vorhees Vorhees]] masks, she's [[{{WebVideo/InfamousSphere}} [[WebVideo/InfamousSphere an Australian who reviews Queer cinema]] and [[{{CostumeDrama}} [[CostumeDrama Period Drama]] and title cards her videos with tasteful watercolors. Together, TheyFightCrime... or just do {{Crossover}}s and [[{{RealMenWearPink}} [[RealMenWearPink sport fabulous feather boas]]. They also share a taste for the macabre and backgrounds in the visual arts, making it a case of NotSoDifferent.



* RealSongThemeTune: ''Justice For One'', borrowed from ''Savage Streets''
* Retraux: The Epic title sequence. If TheCinemaSnob can be described as "shot on shitteo," this is DesignStudentsOrgasm, [[{{TheSeventies}} 1970's]] style.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: The Naked Serbian Indian. [[{{GagPenis}} He doesn't wear pants, either.]]

to:

* RealSongThemeTune: ''Justice "Justice For One'', One", borrowed from ''Savage Streets''
* Retraux: The Epic title sequence. If TheCinemaSnob can be described as "shot on shitteo," this is DesignStudentsOrgasm, [[{{TheSeventies}} [[TheSeventies 1970's]] style.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: The Naked Serbian Indian. [[{{GagPenis}} [[GagPenis He doesn't wear pants, either.]]
3rd Mar '13 8:21:57 PM skzip887
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* ManlyTears: One of Peter Weller's scenes in {{Robocop}} gives him these. [[[[TearJerker}} Every Time]].

to:

* ManlyTears: One of Peter Weller's scenes in {{Robocop}} gives him these. [[[[TearJerker}} [[{{TearJerker}} Every Time]].
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