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18th Feb '17 8:26:49 PM Pastykake
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'''Edward Cullen:''' And I love you, Bella.\\
''[Door knocks]''\\
'''Edward Cullen:''' Hold on.\\
''[Edward goes to the door)''\\
''Edward Cullen:'' Who is it?\\
'''Alucard:''' Oh, you know. ''[Shoots Edward to death]'' A ''real'' fucking vampire!

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'''Edward Cullen:''' And I love you, Bella. ''[Door knocks]'' Hold on.\\
''[Door knocks]''\\
''[Edward goes to the door]''\\
'''Edward Cullen:''' Hold on.\\
''[Edward goes to the door)''\\
''Edward Cullen:''
Who is it?\\
'''Alucard:''' Oh, you know. ''[Shoots Edward to death]'' A ''real'' REAL fucking vampire!
18th Feb '17 8:18:42 PM Pastykake
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->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]:''' I love you, Edward.\\
'''Edward Cullen:''' [[DullSurprise And I love you, Bella.]]\\
''(There's a knock at the door)''\\
'''Edward:''' Hold on. ''(goes to the door)'' Who is it?\\
'''Alucard:''' Oh, you know. ''([[EstablishingCharacterMoment Shoots Edward to death]])'' [[YourVampiresSuck A REAL]] [[TakeThat fucking vampire!]]

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->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]:''' ->'''Bella Swan:''' I love you, Edward.\\
'''Edward Cullen:''' [[DullSurprise And I love you, Bella.]]\\
''(There's a knock at
\\
''[Door knocks]''\\
'''Edward Cullen:''' Hold on.\\
''[Edward goes to
the door)''\\
'''Edward:''' Hold on. ''(goes to the door)'' ''Edward Cullen:'' Who is it?\\
'''Alucard:''' Oh, you know. ''([[EstablishingCharacterMoment Shoots ''[Shoots Edward to death]])'' [[YourVampiresSuck death]'' A REAL]] [[TakeThat ''real'' fucking vampire!]]vampire!
14th Feb '17 12:10:02 PM TheJoker747
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** Episode 7 reveals [[spoiler:Sera]] is one as well, considering she deems [[spoiler:Integra]] worse about sexual harassment than [[BeyondTheImpossible Alucard]] himself.

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** Episode 7 reveals [[spoiler:Sera]] [[spoiler:Integra]] is one as well, considering she [[spoiler:Seras]] deems [[spoiler:Integra]] her worse about sexual harassment than [[BeyondTheImpossible Alucard]] himself.
24th Jan '17 5:29:57 PM This1person
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-->'''Anderson:''' Ohcrap Ah, Christ!

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-->'''Anderson:''' Ohcrap [[OhCrap Ah, Christ!Christ!]]



* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Alucard delivers a particularly venemous one in Episode 3 to Enrico Maxwell.

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** At one point in Episode 7, Pip hopes that Millennium is running out of rockets. Directly after that:
--->'''Nazi Grunt:''' ''[holding a Panzerfaust]'' Ma'am, we have an ''abundance'' of rockets.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Alucard delivers a particularly venemous venomous one in Episode 3 to Enrico Maxwell.



%% * ThisIsForEmphasisBitch

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%% * ThisIsForEmphasisBitchThisIsForEmphasisBitch: "BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!", "TONIGHT WE'RE EATING THIS BLONDE LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD ''BITCH!''", and many more.
21st Jan '17 8:27:20 PM 123zane321
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* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: In a rare OOC moment, Alucard delivers one of these to Seras in episode 7, just as she's about to give up after [[spoiler:Pip being murder, as well as losing her eyes and left arm to Zorin.]]

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* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: In a rare OOC moment, Alucard delivers one of these to Seras in episode 7, just as she's about to give up after [[spoiler:Pip being murder, murdered, as well as losing her eyes and left arm to Zorin.]]
21st Jan '17 8:26:52 PM 123zane321
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* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: In a rare OOC moment, Alucard delivers one of these to Seras in episode 7, just as she's about to give up after [spoiler:Pip being murder, as well as losing her eyes and left arm to Zorin.]]

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* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: In a rare OOC moment, Alucard delivers one of these to Seras in episode 7, just as she's about to give up after [spoiler:Pip [[spoiler:Pip being murder, as well as losing her eyes and left arm to Zorin.]]
21st Jan '17 8:26:26 PM 123zane321
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* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: In a rare OOC moment, Alucard delivers one of these to Seras in episode 7, just as she's about to give up after [spoiler:Pip being murder, as well as losing her eyes and left arm to Zorin.]]
19th Jan '17 11:50:51 PM Tractical_Chunder
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** Well, it's Alucard. "BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!"

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** Well, it's Alucard. "BITCH "[[MemeticMutation BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!"PEOPLE!]]"
19th Jan '17 3:19:32 PM Tractical_Chunder
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--->"Now pardon me while I blow this faggot ginger's brains out''OHGODNO!''"

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--->"Now pardon me while I blow this faggot ginger's brains out''OHGODNO!''"out''OHGODNO-''"
19th Jan '17 1:24:23 PM Tractical_Chunder
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-->'''Anderson:''' [[Ohcrap Ah, christ!]]
-->'''Alucard:''' (regenerates) Ya done goofed.

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-->'''Anderson:''' [[Ohcrap Ohcrap Ah, christ!]]
Christ!
-->'''Alucard:''' (regenerates) Ya done You dun goofed.



** Seras' answer to Zorin on how she got her [[EyeScream eyes]] back is the same as Alucard's answer to Anderson on how he got his ''[[OffWithHisHead body]]'' back: "''Fuck you'', that's how."

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** Seras' answer to Zorin on how she got her [[EyeScream eyes]] back is the same as Alucard's answer to Anderson on how he got his ''[[OffWithHisHead body]]'' back: "''Fuck you'', back:
--> ''Episode One''
-->'''Anderson''': "How the blood-soaked, protestant hell did you do that?"
-->'''Alucard''': "Fuck you,
that's how."
--> ''Episode Seven''
-->'''Zorin''': "That look- I cut out your eyes! How can you look at me like that?"
-->'''Seras''': "Fuck you, that's how.
"



*** His line about the Major not having "aged a day" could easily be one about him being a cyborg as well.



-->'''Alucard''': Now that I'm all by myself, I can just kick back and reeel-
-->''cut''
-->'''Newscaster''': Shots fired from the penthouse suite on the top floor.



** When Pip strolls into the tent to kill the corrupt politicians, he counts his kills in French ("Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept...").[[note]]One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.[[/note]]

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** When Pip strolls into the tent to kill the corrupt politicians, he counts his kills in French ("Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept...").[[note]]One, [[note]][[CaptainObvious One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.[[/note]] ]][[/note]]



** [[spoiler: After becoming a true Vampire, Seras begins acting quite a bit like Alucard.]]



** Even better is his followup reaction when the illusion is dispelled.
--> "''HOLY SHIT MY ARM'S BACK!''



* OutOfFocus: Alucard is almost completely absent throughout Episode 5, only showing up (still on the ship where he fought Rip Van Winkle) at the very end.

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* OutOfFocus: Alucard is almost completely absent throughout Episode 5, five, six, and seven, only showing up (still on the ship where he fought Rip Van Winkle) at the very end.Winkle), to comment on The Major's attack and give Seras pep talks.



'''Jaffe:''' ''Dude!'' Let's face it, we fucking suck and no one likes us!

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'''Jaffe:''' ''Dude!'' Let's face it, [[EightDeadlyWords we fucking suck and no one likes us!us]]!



* YouWillBeSpared: The Major plans to destroy ''all'' of London...except the Holocaust Museum. He doesn't want anyone denying what WWII did.

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* YouWillBeSpared: The Major plans to destroy ''all'' of London...except the Holocaust Museum. He doesn't want anyone denying what WWII did.they did in WWII.
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