History WebAnimation / GirlchanInParadise

-->'''Kenstar''': What IS this!? WHAT is this secret powUR!?

--> ''Oh shit! Sore wa Kenstar-kun, senpai! Hayaku, iku ze!''
--> Oh shit! It's Kenstar, senpai![[note]]Literally Upperclassman, but Boss works here[[/note]] Hurry, let's go!

* CulturalTranslation: {{Parodied}}. The team is quite blatantly eating sushi, but refers to it as "hot dogs" and their chopsticks as "flavor sticks." [[ExaggeratedTrope And THEN,]] Kotobaru-san-sama gives Yusuke some "flapjacks and syrup" (rice and soy sauce, respectively). Galacticamaru even mistakenly identifies the "hot dogs" as "hamburgers".

---> '''Kenstar:''' His true power is unleashed! His true power has taken off the leash! His true power has beeeeeen activated! His true... his true power...
---> '''Crew member:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall You okay there, sport?]]
---> '''Kenstar:''' I'm fi... His true power is incredi... ble...

* DerangedAnimation
* DisneyDeath: [[spoiler: Green Guy.]]

* DramaticWind

** An even better example is the poorly-executed attempt to write the Green Guy back in [[spoiler: after his death]].
--> '''Green Guy:''' I am no longer [[spoiler: dead]].
--> '''Kenstar:''' That's nice.

---> '''Kotomaru''': *in the middle of a mass OhCrap reaction* "Hmph. Oh no. Hmph."

--> '''Punk:''' The roof ''is'' kinda slippery.

* {{Flanderization}}: Yusuke is introduced into the series as a parody of a typical {{Rival}}/AntiHero character with a MysteriousPast who lacks the strength to put up with the main hero, but eventually becomes the overconfident ButtMonkey who [[TheWorfEffect never actually gets to beat anyone]]. {{Lampshaded}} by Kenstar when Yusuke manages to defeat Galacticamaru during lunchtime.

* HalfHumanHybrid: Yusuke's father had an affair with the goddess of wisdom. [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope But then it turns out that she had an abortion and he just later slept with some random woman.]]]]
--> '''Yusuke:''' It's true. It's my...TERRIBLE SECRET PAST!!!

* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler: The Green Guy's]] number one ability... and apparently his ''only'' one. Probably better called StupidSacrifice. He used his number one ability to kill a girl whose power was putting price tags on things.

--> '''Green Guy:''' Wowie wowie zowie!

--> ''Yusuke: You're only saying that because she looks just like [[BaitAndSwitch a pretty]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint girl!]]''
--> ''Kenstar: That would be why I said it!''

--> '''Kenstar:''' I'm going to have to use my sup... my secret technique... that only I can use because of my-... *sneezes* my bloodline!

** Turns out [[spoiler: Swirly Glasses]] is Captain #1.

--> '''Kotomaru:''' (inner monologue) Huh. They were right about him. He really is the one.

--> '''Kotomaru:''' (inner monologue) Huh. Kenstarreallyistheonenobodybuthimcouldhavedonethat.

* MrExposition: Kotomaru.

* MysteriousPast: Yusuke.

-->'''Yusuke:''' Do you remember the playground we went to as a kid?
-->'''Kenstar:''' AAAAAAAAH, so ''that'' was the...
-->'''Yusuke:''' Yes, now you understand! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And now we must fight, right now!]]

-->'''Kotobaru-san-sama:''' I used up all my strength, using the Shi... Shiken-batsu-baku-matsu-hatsu-datsu technique.
-->'''Green Guy:''' What?! The Shiken-batsu-baku-matsu-hatsu-datsu technique? Are you serious? How did you even manage?
-->'''Kotobaru-san-sama:''' I've recieved training... from the [[NinjaPirateRobotZombie Mythical Bobcat Dragon Demon Clan]]... on the peak of Mount... Hutsu-maku-hentaku-benkai...

-->'''Yusuke:''' Ffffffffffffffff...
-->'''Kenstar:''' [[LampshadeHanging Is this the episode where we say the F word]]?
-->'''Yusuke:''' Do you mean ffffffffffffffffuck?

-->'''Kenstar''': There...is a bucket of water over there!
-->'''Yusuke''': Who cares about stupid water you fools? We're not defeating thirst!
-->'''Kotomaru''': '''''I AM!''''' ''[dramatic close up of a C.C. Lemon bottle]''

-->'''Kotobaru-san-sama:''' Dude. Just because you have a gun--
-->'''Kotumaru:''' [[SuddenlyShouting I DON'T CARE! OKAY?!]] I'm out of bullets, anyway!
-->'''Yusuke:''' Then that means I... can do this! *''[[TooDumbToLive BANG]]''*

--> '''[[spoiler:Swirly Glasses]]:''' Lightning... pchuuuu...
* ScheduleSlip:
** Episode 3 was supposed to come out by the end of March 2010. Due to unforeseen circumstances, it took until April 14th to finally come out.
** And Episode 4 sure is taking a while.

-->'''Kotobaru-san-sama:''' [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer Dude, just because you have the gun]]--
-->'''Kotomaru:''' I DON'T CARE! OKAY?! I'M OUT OF BULLETS ANYWAY!

* UnexplainedRecovery: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] (or [[EnforcedTrope Enforced]], from an in-universe perspective). [[spoiler:Green Guy demands that his character come back from the dead, because he needs the paycheck.]]

* ViewersAreMorons: Invoked by Green Guy's voice actor after [[spoiler: his character is killed in episode 3]].
--> These stupid kids ''cannot'' tell the difference, you ''know'' they can't!

** The other two Bushido Blasters who appear (aside from Yusuke and [[spoiler: Swirly Glasses]]) count, being able to catch on fire and... owning a giant pencil. Being the kind of show it is, the party treats them all as serious threats, prompting the party (except Kenstar) to flat-out give up on one when Yusuke's [[AttackAttackAttack head-on attack]] doesn't work, and causing [[spoiler: Green Guy to perform a HeroicSacrifice]] for another.

* WordSaladLyrics: The lyrics to Hot Heat, which includes part of the opening to WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}.
--> Fisting my heart so angrily
--> It's alpha rays now, can't you see
--> I have a rival named Yusuke
--> [[ButtMonkey He's kind of strong, but mostly gay]]

* TheWorfEffect: Yusuke's role in the series. {{Lampshaded}} in the third episode when he actually beats someone. Later he loses to ''a flight of stairs''. Lampshaded again when he attacks Captain #1 and immediately falls down the same stairs. ''[[StockFootage That weren't there.]]''

* YourLittleDismissiveDiminutive: Galaticamaru always calls the heroes "Puny [X]" with X being humans, mortals, or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking eukaryotic beings]]. [[spoiler: Ironic, since when we do finally see him beside the other heroes in the third episode he's only about the size of a tennis ball, and even Yusuke can kick his ass pretty easily.]]

-->THERE... is an index page OVER THERE!
-->Who cares about the stupid index you fools? We are not indexing works!
--> [[Administrivia/HowIndexingWorks I AM!]]

* CampGay: Fire Guy. [[JustForPun He's a flamer!]]

%%* WidgetSeries

[[TheWikiRule Has a]] [[http://girlchan.wikia.com/wiki/Girlchan_Wiki wiki.]] Seriously.

* OffModel: Occasionally, the animation, especially the mouth movements, will go OffModel, or fill the screen with bizarre shapes.

--> '''Kotomaru''': *in the middle of a mass OhCrap reaction* "Hmph. Oh no. Hmph."

* FanService: Parodied with Girlchan.

* GagBoobs: Girl-chan. Taken to extremes in the second episode.
* GilliganCut
* GogglesDoNothing: The Green Guy.

* HighClassGlass: Kotobaru-san-sama.

** ATwinkleInTheSky: Same.

* WalkingShirtlessScene: Yusuke, Kotomaru, and Kotobaru-san-sama.
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Maytag's power is to put price tags on people.

* WidgetSeries

->WHAAAT is this page?
->Some kind of white and gray webpage that'll [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife ruin your life]].

--> '''Kenstar''': What IS this!? WHAT is this secret powUR!?

* BetterThanABareBulb

* NamesTheSame / NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Kenstar [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518DAen0j28&t=17m40s is named after]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Starr Ken Starr]].

* ProtagonistTitleFallacy: [[invoked]] Parodied. Girlchan is the title character, and yet her only contributions to the plot are [[SatelliteLoveInterest crushing on Yusuke]] and {{gainaxing}}.

* {{Gainaxing}}: It's Girl-chan's thing.

A bizarre series created by Creator/{{Egoraptor}} that parodies and [[AffectionateParody massively parodies]] poorly animated and dubbed {{Shonen|demographic}} anime. It has three episodes and a fourth episode was planned, however, Egoraptor stated [[http://youtu.be/sMnnYth3X-A?t=27m40s here]] that the show is on [[OrphanedSeries permanent]] [[SeriesHiatus hiatus.]]

A bizarre series created by Creator/{{Egoraptor}} that parodies and [[DeconstructorFleet massively deconstructs]] poorly animated and dubbed {{Shonen|demographic}} anime. It has three episodes and a fourth episode was planned, however, Egoraptor stated [[http://youtu.be/sMnnYth3X-A?t=27m40s here]] that the show is on [[OrphanedSeries permanent]] [[SeriesHiatus hiatus.]]

A bizarre series created by Creator/{{Egoraptor}} that parodies and [[DeconstructorFleet massively deconstructs]] poorly animated and dubbed {{Shonen}}. It has three episodes and a fourth episode was planned, however, Egoraptor stated [[http://youtu.be/sMnnYth3X-A?t=27m40s here]] that the show is on [[OrphanedSeries permanent]] [[SeriesHiatus hiatus.]]