History WarpThatAesop / WesternAnimation

6th Jul '17 8:05:02 AM MsCC93
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** Trying to fit in makes you a wannabe.
6th Jul '17 7:24:19 AM MsCC93
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** If a guy is CampStraight, he deserves all of the bullying he gets, and is a terrible person for hating his tormentors.



*** Younger siblings are greedy, {{spoiled brat}}s.



** CampStraight boys deserve to be bullied.



** If nobody likes you because you're not good looking and nerdy, it's your own fault for being different from others! To their credit, it's TruthInTelevision.
** Beautiful women who act like bitches are never abused and are treated sympathetically, even though they are in the wrong. Ugly women, however, CantGetAwayWithNuthin and are always treated like trash by the show and others around them.
** Men are horny 24/7. If he ever denies a woman sex, he's gay or there's something seriously wrong with him.

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** If nobody likes you because you're not good looking and nerdy, it's your own fault for being different from others! To their credit, it's TruthInTelevision.
** Beautiful women who act like bitches are never abused and are treated sympathetically, even though they are in the wrong. Ugly women, however, CantGetAwayWithNuthin and are always treated like trash by the show and others around them.
** Men are horny 24/7. If he ever denies a woman sex, he's gay or there's something seriously wrong with him. Therefore, raping them is the answer.


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** Ugly women deserve to be bullied.
6th Jul '17 3:51:31 AM boatsnot
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** Don't be generous at Christmas to your friends, or anyone else, because you're muscling in on SantaClaus territory, at least according to MerryWishmas and ''Film/AFairlyOddChristmas''.

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** Don't be generous at Christmas to your friends, or anyone else, because you're muscling in on SantaClaus territory, at least according to MerryWishmas Merry Wishmas and ''Film/AFairlyOddChristmas''.



*** Lean to the left? You're a smug-spewing pseudo-intellectual who'll cause more damage than the pollution you're trying to stop. Lean to the right? You're a money-grubbing bigot who is borderline retarded.



** Lean to the left? You're a smug-spewing pseudo-intellectual who'll cause more damage than the pollution you're trying to stop. Lean to the right? You're a money-grubbing bigot who is borderline retarded.


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** ''Historical Friction'': Anyone that dislikes you is a petty bitch that hates complexity in people.
*** Patting someone on the head means you're in love with them.
5th Jul '17 2:23:12 PM boatsnot
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* ''WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender'': Sure, the hot girl you're crushing on [[LastOfHisKind had her entire planet and species annihilated,]] [[DarkAndTroubledPast has oceans of PTSD, and was forced to murder her own father by proxy,]] but has she thought about ''your'' feelings? [[HashtagForLaughs #[=NotAllGalra=]!]]
** Beating up a teenage boy is the best way to get him to appreciate his heritage.
** Get over your mental issues or you're weak.
** [[ParanoiaFuel Your siblings don't actually want to help you, and they're going to have you arrested by your oppressors if you step one ''toe'' out of line.]]
** If you're a fat guy, prepare to have your skills tested literally only when you're around food.



** Sooooo, where's the warping?
* ''WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender'': Sure, the hot girl you're crushing on [[LastOfHisKind had her entire planet and species annihilated,]] [[DarkAndTroubledP ast has oceans of PSTD, and was forced to murder her own father by proxy,]] but has she thought about 'your' feelings? #[=NotAllGalra=]!
*** Venture Brothers has already reached the Warping Event Horizon on its own, no further warping is possible.
*** Actually the main warped aseops in this show can be explained..
*** 1. No matter what you do in life (earn a masters degree in college, gain super powers, invent gadgets beyond anything in RealLife science) you will never get any real respect from ''anyone...Ever'' and will continue to be treated as a failure. Also you may never get any real money earning jobs from your achievement(s) either.
*** 2. Any wrong you may have done at any point in your life (Including ''Infancy'') will eat at you to the point of mentally or socially effecting you and will not go away until you come clean with what you did. And even then even if you tell anyone about it they might not make you feel better about or they'll make it worse.

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** Sooooo, where's the warping?
* ''WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender'': Sure, the hot girl you're crushing on [[LastOfHisKind had her entire planet and species annihilated,]] [[DarkAndTroubledP ast has oceans of PSTD, and was forced to murder her own father by proxy,]] but has she thought about 'your' feelings? #[=NotAllGalra=]!
*** Venture Brothers has already reached the Warping Event Horizon on its own, no further warping is possible.
*** Actually the main warped aseops in this show can be explained..
*** 1.
No matter what you do in life (earn a masters degree in college, gain super powers, invent gadgets beyond anything in RealLife science) you will never get any real respect from ''anyone...Ever'' and will continue to be treated as a failure. Also you may never get any real money earning jobs from your achievement(s) either.
*** 2. Any wrong you may have done at any point in your life (Including ''Infancy'') (including ''infancy'') will eat at you to the point of mentally or socially effecting you and will not go away until you come clean with what you did. And even then even if you tell anyone about it they might not make you feel better about or they'll make it worse.
5th Jul '17 2:16:04 PM boatsnot
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* ''WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender'': Sure, the hot girl you're crushing on [[LastOfHisKind had her entire planet and species annihilated,]] [[DarkAndTroubledP ast has oceans of PSTD, and was forced to murder her own father by proxy,]] but has she thought about 'your' feelings? #[=NotAllGalra=]!
4th Jul '17 4:16:03 AM boatsnot
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** You can do whatever the hell you want if you're quirky enough!



** If your sister traps herself in her delusions, treat her like she's heartless and selfish instead of helping her get better.
** Forget all about the young girl you saved from an abusive, hyper-controlling family because your weird uncle came back to town.



** ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' probably intends for most of their Aesops to be easily warped.



** Caring about things is for neo-nazis and liberals, Accept that life will suck and that the world will eventually end, so nothing really matters! Leaning to one side makes you a brainwashed psycho who's just as bad as what you're fighting against.



** [[Recap/SouthParkS3E6SexualHarassmentPanda]]: Never report sexual harassment. You'll wreck the economy and potentially form an Orwellian state where only the lawyers have any income.

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** [[Recap/SouthParkS3E6SexualHarassmentPanda]]: [[Recap/SouthParkS3E6SexualHarassmentPanda ''Sexual Harassment Panda'']]: Never report sexual harassment. You'll wreck the economy and potentially form an Orwellian state where only the lawyers have any income.



** ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' probably intends for most of their Aesops to be easily warped.
4th Jul '17 4:08:47 AM boatsnot
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*** After your snail saves your life from being eaten by the new pet and chases it out of the house, don't thank him, but berate him for driving the snail away.

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*** After your snail saves your life from being eaten by the new pet and chases it out of the house, don't thank him, but berate him for driving the snail it away.



** Girls are brave, strong, powerful, funny... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick not to mention completely nuts and hyper-sensitive to everything!]] They'll burst into tears over something at the drop of a hat!
*** Following in this logic, it's okay for men to feel bad about themselves, but women feeling bad about themselves is ''inexcusable.'' If she doesn't shrug off her insecurities, she will literally rip apart at the seams or turn evil. Or both.



* ''WesternAnimation/TotallySpies'': Girls can kick ass just like the boys! Just, you know, as long as all their spy gadgets are shaped like cosmetics and they don't break a nail.



* ''WesternAnimation/TotallySpies'': Girls can kick ass just like the boys! Just, you know, as long as all their spy gadgets are shaped like cosmetics and they don't break a nail.
3rd Jul '17 6:28:15 AM boatsnot
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** Hey Kids!! It's better to just eat anything else natural on the ground like ''mud, weeds, and grass'' instead of ''ANY OTHER NATURALLY EDIBLE THING ON THE ENTIRE EARTH'' (this includes fruits and vegetables) because even pulling a potato out of the ground or picking a apple from a tree is the same as [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking torture and murder.]]
** The epic one: "If you cheat on some stupid exam, your family will die, and you'll bring TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt!" And it's your fault, not the JerkAss {{Sadistic Teacher}}'s fault, even though he called your family to a dangerous, booby-trapped place to make a scene and accuse you with no proof or logic, and he was right to do so! Also, said stupid exam will determine the REST OF YOUR LIFE, and you will be a complete loser working at a lunch shop if you fail, in spite of the fact you're 14 years old and still in high school!

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** Hey Kids!! It's better to just eat anything else natural on the ground like ''mud, weeds, and grass'' instead of ''ANY OTHER NATURALLY EDIBLE THING ON THE ENTIRE EARTH'' (this includes fruits and vegetables) because even pulling a potato out of the ground or picking a apple from a tree is the same as [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking [[InsaneTrollLogic torture and murder.]]
** The epic one: "If If you cheat on some stupid exam, your family will die, and you'll bring TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt!" TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt. And it's your fault, not the JerkAss {{Sadistic Teacher}}'s fault, even though he called your family to a dangerous, booby-trapped place to make a scene and accuse you with no proof or logic, and he was right to do so! Also, said stupid exam will determine the REST OF YOUR LIFE, and you will be a complete loser working at a lunch shop if you fail, in spite of the fact you're 14 years old and still in high school!



** ''The Beast with a Billion Backs'': If your rapist proposes to you with a pretty diamond ring, [[RapeIsLove marrying them]] is the right thing to do. After all, they've apologized.

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** ''The Beast with a Billion Backs'': If your rapist proposes to you with a pretty diamond ring, [[RapeIsLove marrying them]] them is the right thing to do. After all, they've apologized.



** The rich are utterly bloodthirsty and insane.



** You have a crush on a girl who's 3 years older than you? You should get the hell over her! You should not wait patiently until the time where the 3-year age gap doesn't matter to hit on her.



*** It's okay to hide secrets from your entire family, but if your siblings do it, they're reckless and selfish.



*** Only talk to someone of the opposite gender if you want to romantically pursue them. You just want to have a friendly chat? What's wrong with you? There are same-sex people for that!
** As long as you're the female twin, you should order your male twin around as much as you like without thinking of how to repay him for his selfless deeds. Only girls have needs that matters.

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*** Only talk to someone of the opposite gender if you want to romantically pursue them. You just want to have a friendly chat? What's wrong with you? There are same-sex people for that!
** As long as you're the female twin, you should order your male twin around as much as you like without thinking of how to repay him for his selfless deeds. Only girls have needs that matters.
that! What's a gay person?



*** Conversely, if someone that is supposed to be your teammate starts disrespecting you, bossing everyone else around, and overall is an ungrateful little scud, it's clearly ''your'' fault for not thinking about ''their'' feelings, [[AndThatsTerrible and you should be ASHAMED.]]



** Sleepovers don't solve classism and racism.



*** All marginalized people only say they're oppressed so they're allowed to commit crimes while everyone pities them.

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*** All Just like Equal Fights, all marginalized people only say they're oppressed so they're allowed to commit crimes while everyone pities and defends them.



*** [[IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim Murdering a bunch of tyrants will turn you into a tyrant...]] somehow. Even if you only want to kill ''them'' and save everyone else from a rigid caste system, it'll ''totally'' be equal to [[FinalSolution attempted genocide]] and [[FantasticRacism racism!]]

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*** [[IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim Murdering a bunch of tyrants will turn you into a tyrant...]] somehow. Even if you only want to kill ''them'' and save everyone else from a rigid caste system, it'll ''totally'' be equal to [[FinalSolution attempted genocide]] and [[FantasticRacism systematic racism!]]


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* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'': '''Meta:''' Crazy, megalomaniac dictators hellbound for universal domination? Meh, [[DracoInLeatherPants they're innocent enough, they had rough lives.]] Bratty teenage girl that's selfish and rude? [[RonTheDeatheater PURE EVIL!]] [[DisproportionateRetribution SHE MUST DIE!]]
29th Jun '17 7:50:17 AM boatsnot
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** ''Bismuth'': [[ThouShaltNotKill Murder is evil,]] but [[AndIMustScream keeping someone in what's basically the magical equivalent of a coma]] is okay because she was a little overzealous with killing the BigBad.
*** [[IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim Murdering a bunch of tyrants will turn you into a tyrant...]] somehow. Even if you only want to kill ''them'' and save everyone else from a rigid caste system, it'll ''totally'' be equal to [[FinalSolution attempted genocide]] and [[FantasticRacism racism!]]
29th Jun '17 7:43:01 AM boatsnot
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** Accuse a girl of being a 'common criminal' who'll never change, even after discovering that she's been abused and mistreated for her entire life, until she proves herself to you.
** Sleepovers don't solve classism and racism.
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