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18th Nov '15 11:54:10 AM FF32
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* ''Webcomic/CiemWebcomicSeries'': Divorce is such a crapshoot, that even if your spouse was a prick and you're happy to be rid of them; you'll get a cooler spot in Hell if you ''kill yourself''. If you're male and the girl ditches you senselessly, you'll be [[TransformationTrauma transformed into a hideous monster]]. [[UnwillingRoboticisation Against your will]]. No exceptions. The only cure is to remarry. [[YouTubePoop Or else you will die]]! Horribly! If you're female and divorced, then only childbirth can spare you from a FamilyUnfriendlyDeath.
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* ''Webcomic/CiemWebcomicSeries'': Divorce is such a crapshoot, that even if your spouse was a prick and you're happy to be rid of them; you'll get a cooler spot in Hell if you ''kill yourself''. If you're male and the girl ditches you senselessly, you'll be [[TransformationTrauma transformed into a hideous monster]]. [[UnwillingRoboticisation Against your will]]. No exceptions. The only cure is to remarry. [[YouTubePoop [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Or else you will die]]! Horribly! If you're female and divorced, then only childbirth can spare you from a FamilyUnfriendlyDeath.
5th Nov '15 7:15:30 AM arcada188
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*** Actually, that's not the point. Gods of Yiff are okay with whether you are gay or straight ([[UnfortunateImplications although everyone has a little heterosexuality in them]]), it's just that you should be married, loyal to your spouse and have constant public sex with them. Oh, those disgusting abstinent people who choose to ''wear clothes'', ''have sex indoors'', or even '''''[[{{Asexual}} not have sex at all]]''''' and those poor impotents who do not lament their loss of the capablity to yiff? No, they are ''not'' abstinent ''willingly'', and they do not have opinions - [[UnfortunateImplications they are either fascists or repressed souls!]] The only way for them to repent is to have sex, [[SarcasmMode because sex is good and solves all problems.]] If they actually ''resist'' your attempts to convert them to the True Yiffy Way, then continue or have them die very, very horribly.
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*** Actually, that's not the point. Gods of Yiff are okay with whether you are gay or straight ([[UnfortunateImplications although everyone has a little heterosexuality in them]]), it's just that you should be married, loyal to your spouse and have constant public sex with them. Oh, those disgusting abstinent people who choose to ''wear clothes'', ''have sex indoors'', or even '''''[[{{Asexual}} not have sex at all]]''''' and those poor impotents who do not lament their loss of the capablity to yiff? No, they are ''not'' abstinent ''willingly'', and they do not have opinions - [[UnfortunateImplications they are either fascists or repressed souls!]] The only way for them to repent is to have sex, [[SarcasmMode because sex is absolutely good and solves all problems.]] If they actually ''resist'' your attempts to convert them to the True Yiffy Way, then continue or have them die very, very horribly.

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** It's perfectly okay to sell highly addictive sex-enhancing drugs, as long as they make people have sex, and is also perfectly okay to abuse them, because that's what our Gods of Yiff want!
5th Nov '15 5:04:32 AM arcada188
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*** Actually, that's not the point. Gods of Yiff are okay with whether you are gay or straight ([[UnfortunateImplications although everyone has a little heterosexuality in them]]), it's just that you should be married, loyal to your spouse and have constant public sex with them. Oh, those disgusting abstinent people who choose to ''wear clothes'', ''have sex indoors'', or even '''''[[Asexual not have sex at all]]''''' and those poor impotents who do not lament their loss of the capablity to yiff? No, they are ''not'' abstinent ''willingly'', and they do not have opinions - [[UnfortunateImplications they are either fascists or repressed souls!]] The only way for them to repent is to have sex, [[SarcasmMode because sex is good and solves all problems.]] If they actually ''resist'' your attempts to convert them to the True Yiffy Way, then continue or have them die very, very horribly.
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*** Actually, that's not the point. Gods of Yiff are okay with whether you are gay or straight ([[UnfortunateImplications although everyone has a little heterosexuality in them]]), it's just that you should be married, loyal to your spouse and have constant public sex with them. Oh, those disgusting abstinent people who choose to ''wear clothes'', ''have sex indoors'', or even '''''[[Asexual '''''[[{{Asexual}} not have sex at all]]''''' and those poor impotents who do not lament their loss of the capablity to yiff? No, they are ''not'' abstinent ''willingly'', and they do not have opinions - [[UnfortunateImplications they are either fascists or repressed souls!]] The only way for them to repent is to have sex, [[SarcasmMode because sex is good and solves all problems.]] If they actually ''resist'' your attempts to convert them to the True Yiffy Way, then continue or have them die very, very horribly.
5th Nov '15 5:04:14 AM arcada188
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*** Actually, that's not the point. Gods of Yiff are okay with whether you are gay or straight ([[UnfortunateImplications although everyone has a little heterosexuality in them]]), it's just that you should be married, loyal to your spouse and have constant public sex with them. Oh, those disgusting abstinent people who choose to ''wear clothes'', ''have sex indoors'', or even '''''[[Asexual not have sex at all]]''''' and those poor impotents who do not lament their loss of the capablity to yiff? No, they are ''not'' abstinent ''willingly'', and they do not have opinions - [[UnfortunateImplications they are either fascists or repressed souls!]] The only way for them to repent is to have sex, [[SarcasmMode because sex is good and solves all problems.]] If they actually ''resist'' your attempts to convert them to the True Yiffy Way, then continue or have them die very, very horribly.

** Also: Sex is mandatory and makes everything better! If you are abstinent, ''asexual'', or even, Gods forbid, '''''impotent''''', you either have sex or go to Hell!
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** Also: Sex is mandatory and makes everything better! If you are abstinent, ''asexual'', or even, Gods forbid, '''''impotent''''', you either have sex or go to Hell!
14th Aug '15 6:27:12 AM arcada188
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14th Aug '15 6:27:12 AM arcada188
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14th Aug '15 6:22:40 AM arcada188
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** Also: Sex is mandatory and makes everything better! If you are abstinent, ''asexual'', or even, Gods forbid, '''''impotent''''', you either have sex or go to Hell!
21st Jul '15 2:36:36 AM Surenity
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*''Webcomic/GarfieldMinusGarfield'': Any comic, show or movie with a FunnyAnimal character is just the hallucination of a deranged, depressed and lonely mind.
11th Jun '15 7:48:52 PM Prfnoff
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* ''TheWotch'' and especially ''{{Cheer}}'': You can only be the true yourself if you're female.
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* ''TheWotch'' ''Webcomic/TheWotch'' and especially ''{{Cheer}}'': ''Webcomic/{{Cheer}}'': You can only be the true yourself if you're female.
4th May '15 4:50:05 AM SeptimusHeap
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* ''[[KiwisByBeat Great!]]'': Delusions of grandeur are good to have.
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* ''[[KiwisByBeat ''[[Website/KiwisByBeat Great!]]'': Delusions of grandeur are good to have.
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