History WarpThatAesop / AnimatedFilm

18th Sep '17 8:20:15 PM starkitty93
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** It's always a good idea to entrust your child with an important map that leads to where you hid your pet project. Sure, he'll likely be hunted by those who're trying to destroy said pet project, but who cares he's only one who can read the map.

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** It's always a good idea to entrust your child with an important map that leads to where you hid your pet project. Sure, he'll likely be hunted by those who're trying to destroy said pet project, but who cares he's the only one who can read the map.map.
** Nobody wears underwear in the future.
18th Sep '17 8:18:07 PM starkitty93
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** It's always a good idea to entrust your child with an important map that leads to where you hid your pet project. Sure, he'll likely be hunted by those who're trying to destroy said pet project, but who cares he's only one who can read the map.
18th Sep '17 8:10:40 PM KandC
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18th Sep '17 8:02:38 PM starkitty93
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* ''WesternAnimation/TitanAE'': If a species gets their entire planet blown up, it's what they deserve for their past mistakes. Show them no pity.
18th Sep '17 9:15:10 AM Morgenthaler
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-->'''NostalgiaChick:''' Hey little girl, what are you doing being concerned with Nazis and bombs and living to see the end of the war? Pixie dust, dammit!

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-->'''NostalgiaChick:''' -->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick:''' Hey little girl, what are you doing being concerned with Nazis and bombs and living to see the end of the war? Pixie dust, dammit!
18th Sep '17 6:44:54 AM MsCC93
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** Meta example: Parents are supposed to be perfect. Parents who make stupid/misguided mistakes, but well-meaning are bad parents who need their children taken away by CPS.
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** Meta example for both movies: if a parent is overprotective, which causes them to make bad/stupid decisions regarding their parenting, [[RonTheDeathEater just ignore the fact that both parents felt horrible for their actions and tried to make amends for it and demonized said characters instead]].

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** Meta example for both movies: if a parent is overprotective, which causes them to make bad/stupid decisions regarding their parenting, [[RonTheDeathEater just ignore the fact that both parents felt horrible for their actions and tried to make amends for it and demonized said characters instead]].
18th Sep '17 6:41:38 AM MsCC93
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* ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'':
** If you're magic, you can get away with any crime. (Except possibly high treason. That one didn't work out so well, even though a magic person tried it.)
** The only way the girl will love you is if you sacrifice your wealth for her.
** If you're staging a bloodless coup-d'état to dethrone a childish hereditary ruler more concerned with toys and his daughter's marriage actually running the country, it means you're an evil sorcerer.
** If you want to be accepted into society, you have to act like someone you're not, especially if that person is someone in high authority.
** If someone is your enemy, it's ok to trick them into an eternity of indentured servitude.
** If you want to be a successful salesman, learn how to tell a story as long as three movies and a 65-episode syndicated television series. Sprinkle in a few celebrity impressions and you're golden.

* ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven'':
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin All dogs go to heaven.]] Even if they're mob bosses who kidnap orphans. [[KarmaHoudini You do have to be a dog to get into heaven though.]]
** ''All Dogs Go to Heaven 2'' Unless [[FelonyMisdemeanor you're allied]] with a {{cat|sAreMean}}




* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'':
** Cats only eat meat because [[CatsAreMean they're mean]]. They could live off vegetables if they really wanted to.
** We should deport every criminal gang in America to Hong Kong.
** It's good to make kids disillusioned with America at an early age.
** Never give up and you'll accomplish your goals, [[EarnYourHappyEnding but only after]] [[BreakTheCutie being driven to near-suicidal depression]] first.

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail: Fievel Goes West'':
** Hey, young girls! Don't show any personal ambition, or you'll be lying to yourself and ignoring family members in need!
** Dancing with the man who's plotting to kill your family and everyone you know is romantic.
** Hey guys! If your girlfriend dumps you because of who you are, you should change your entire personality (maybe even your species) to suit her fancy so she'll take you back!
** The song "Way Out West": Hooray for Manifest Destiny! Move out west, it's not like it was populated before we Europeans got here.
** Native Americans practice silly religions and will start worshiping you if you resemble a random rock they live near.

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island'':
** Save for a handful of good ones, Europeans are unable to co-exist with any other race besides their own, and the best solution to this is segregation.
** [[AlljustADream It is possible to have a dream as complex as]] [[RetCon a feature length movie and a 13-episode series]].
** It's good to shame kids about the misdeeds of their ancestors at an early age. If the atrocities occurred before their ancestors even immigrated to the area, they should be shamed anyway. (Also applies to ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'', although it's more in-universe in this film.)

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'' and '' Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'':
** Historical accuracy is completely irrelevant to a movie about historical events.
** And in ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'': No matter how close two people have become, one saving the other's life, and bringing understanding between each others' people, interracial relationships just won't work out.
*** Subverted in the sequel by her falling in love with John Rolf, which gives the new Aesop: Forget about the man who understood you better and you made a promise to because you heard he MIGHT be dead. Instead find a guy with the same first name as him, move away from your family to the home of this guy you just barely met, try to change yourself to a white lady, and after finding out your first love is still alive change your mind that you love this new guy and RIP OUT THE HEARTS OF YOUR OLDER FANS!!
** Alternatively, historical accuracy is only important in Direct-to-DVD sequels and not big-budget blockbusters.
** From an actual video review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'': [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick "Do the right thing. Karma will get you laid."]]
** From ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'': The only reason that anyone would try to overthrow an absolute monarchy is because the usurper is an [[HistoricalVillainUpgrade evil, undead sorcerer.]]
** Who cares about social and economic conditions, revolutions are triggered by the Devil!
** If you get gunned down along with your family, and if you're important enough, on the bright side maybe 80 years later someone will make a musical animated movie out of it.
*** Only about 30 years left until we get an animated JFK musical where Lee Harvey Oswald was actually an agent of the devil and JFK lived! Oh goody!

* ''Asterix Conquers America'': The women who understand you the best are the ones who don't speak your language.
** In general; you should rely all your self-defense against the Roman Empire on a really old guy who can make magic potions, and whom who refuses to share his secret recipe with anyone else. After all, it's not like he's going to die soon. Screw plan B!
*** And if you happen to face the consequences of when the old guy is temporarily gone from the village, but get saved by the end by said old guy and his friends, you should not consider thinking up reserve plans so it doesn't happen again.
** Want to cross the Atlantic Ocean? A small fishing boat or a canoe is all you need!

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* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'':
Creator/{{Disney}}:
** Cats Most Disney movies: A woman is only eat meat because [[CatsAreMean they're mean]]. They could live off vegetables if they really wanted to.
** We should deport every criminal gang in America to Hong Kong.
** It's
as good to as the man she serves--now get in the kitchen and make kids disillusioned with America at an early age.
me a sammich, woman!
** Never give up and you'll accomplish your goals, [[EarnYourHappyEnding An animation company is capable of making movies that are considered classics decades later, but only after]] [[BreakTheCutie being driven to near-suicidal depression]] first.

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail: Fievel Goes West'':
** Hey, young girls! Don't show any personal ambition, or you'll be lying to yourself and ignoring family members in need!
** Dancing with
if they don't recycle their characters. Once the man who's plotting writers create a sequel, their ability drops to kill your family and everyone you know the level of a teenaged fanfic writer.
*** This
is romantic.
** Hey guys! If your girlfriend dumps you
because of who [[Disney/TheRescuersDownUnder when you are, you should change your entire personality (maybe even your species) to suit her fancy so she'll take you back!
** The song "Way Out West": Hooray for Manifest Destiny! Move out west, it's not like
write a sequel that's actually as good or better than the original]], it was populated before we Europeans got here.
** Native Americans practice silly religions and
will start worshiping you if you resemble a random rock they live near.

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island'':
bomb at the box office. Unless you're Pixar, apparently.
** Save for [[Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Give a handful of good ones, Europeans are unable to co-exist with any traditionally animated movie little marketing and release it at the same time as four other race besides their own, movies, one of them being]] [[Film/{{Avatar}} the highest-grossing film of all time]], and it under-performs at the best solution to this box office? It must be because traditional animation is segregation.
** [[AlljustADream It is possible to have a dream as complex as]] [[RetCon a feature length movie and a 13-episode series]].
** It's good to shame kids about the misdeeds of their ancestors at an early age. If the atrocities occurred before their ancestors even immigrated to the area, they should be shamed anyway. (Also applies to ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'', although it's more in-universe in this film.)

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'' and '' Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'':
** Historical accuracy is completely irrelevant to a movie about historical events.
** And in ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'': No matter how close two people have become, one saving the other's life, and bringing understanding between each others' people, interracial relationships just
dead, boys won't work out.
*** Subverted in the sequel by her falling in love
watch a movie with John Rolf, which gives a female protagonist. [[NeverMyFault Surely the new Aesop: Forget about the man who understood you better studio and you made a promise its marketing department are never to because you heard he MIGHT be dead. Instead find a guy with the same first name as him, move away from your family to the home of this guy you just barely met, try to change yourself to a white lady, and after finding out your first love is still alive change your mind that you love this new guy and RIP OUT THE HEARTS OF YOUR OLDER FANS!!
** Alternatively, historical accuracy is only important in Direct-to-DVD sequels and not big-budget blockbusters.
** From an actual video review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'': [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick "Do the right thing. Karma will get you laid."]]
** From ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'': The only reason that anyone would try to overthrow an absolute monarchy is because the usurper is an [[HistoricalVillainUpgrade evil, undead sorcerer.
blame.]]
** Who cares about social and economic conditions, revolutions are triggered by The lifespan of a Disney parent is the Devil!
same as the [[{{Retirony}} security guard on his last shift]] who just so happened to be played by Creator/SeanBean.
** Don't have kids. You, your partner, or both of you will almost certainly die.

* ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'':
** If you get gunned down along with your family, and if you're important enough, on magic, you can get away with any crime. (Except possibly high treason. That one didn't work out so well, even though a magic person tried it.)
** The only way
the bright side maybe 80 years later someone girl will make love you is if you sacrifice your wealth for her.
** If you're staging
a musical animated movie out of it.
*** Only about 30 years left until we get an animated JFK musical where Lee Harvey Oswald was
bloodless coup-d'état to dethrone a childish hereditary ruler more concerned with toys and his daughter's marriage actually an agent of running the devil and JFK lived! Oh goody!

* ''Asterix Conquers America'': The women who understand
country, it means you're an evil sorcerer.
** If
you the best are the ones who don't speak want to be accepted into society, you have to act like someone you're not, especially if that person is someone in high authority.
** If someone is
your language.
** In general; you should rely all your self-defense against the Roman Empire on a really old guy who can make magic potions, and whom who refuses to share his secret recipe with anyone else. After all,
enemy, it's not like he's going ok to die soon. Screw plan B!
*** And if
trick them into an eternity of indentured servitude.
** If
you happen want to face the consequences of when the old guy is temporarily gone from the village, but get saved by the end by said old guy be a successful salesman, learn how to tell a story as long as three movies and his friends, you should not consider thinking up reserve plans so it doesn't happen again.
** Want to cross the Atlantic Ocean? A small fishing boat or
a canoe is all you need!
65-episode syndicated television series. Sprinkle in a few celebrity impressions and you're golden.



** It's impossible to be truly happy without looking like a [[ContemptibleCover cliché off a tacky bodice ripper from an airport giftshop]]

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** It's impossible to be truly happy without looking like a [[ContemptibleCover cliché off a tacky bodice ripper from an airport giftshop]]



* ''WesternAnimation/{{Brave}}'':
** You should follow the path in life set out for you by your parents. Attempting to pave your own destiny only leads to disaster.
** When you're trying to manipulate a loved one into changing so you can have your way, remember to be specific on ''how'' they should be changed. But, if things do go awry, spending some awkward bonding time with the person you've just screwed over will ensure that they'll see things your way.
** If a teenage girl wants to save the day, needlework is a more important skill than archery.
** Don't make deals with witches who demonstrate weird obsessions.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster'' and the ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' series:
** Inanimate objects are completely sentient, so if you forget about them or stop using them they will suffer from your neglect. Don't you dare throw any of them out, either, because abandoning them will ruin their life and they will end up completely miserable. And if you dare take anything apart, you are [[TheyWouldCutYouUp mutilating]] ''living beings'' and inducing traumatic BodyHorror on them. I hope you're happy....[[YouBastard sick fuck]].
** Garbage dumps are like concentration camps for cars and other objects.
** Treat your inanimate plastic objects molded into humanoid shapes nicely, or they'll come to life and rise up against you.

* ''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie'': Hey kids, if you take a sip of some liquidized radioactive cafeteria leftovers, you'll gain super powers instantly.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}'':
** It doesn't matter how successful you become, because the love and respect you get from all your fans and peers is hollow and meaningless, and all those awards and achievements you gain are worthless.
** Forget your dreams and happiness living in the big city. Pack up and move out to little inbred towns in the middle of nowhere because their survival is culturally more important.
** Celebrities live meaningless lives and have lost their way. Feel free to humiliate, enslave, mutilate them, and indoctrinate them so that they feel like they are a part of your [[{{Cult}} small close-knit community]].
** Outdated state routes that are too narrow to accommodate modern amounts of traffic and go miles out of their way to "follow the land" are somehow more "natural" than modern interstate highway systems that take a more direct route between major population centers, thus allowing people (sorry, cars; there are no people) more quickly and while burning less fossil fuel.

* ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'':
** No matter what kind of mayhem you cause, never change your behavior in any way.
** If everyone discriminates a certain group, the members of said group will [[FaceHeelTurn turn evil]] and try to [[TakeOverTheWorld become powerful, forcing everyone to respect them]]. Never show any remorse, especially not when you're trying to [[SavingTheWorld save the world]] from the disaster you [[NiceJobBreakingItHero indirectly caused.]]



** Pop culture references are so endearing; you should put in as many as possible as opposed to originality! It wont get annoying after a while or anything, after all, if ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' could do it, you can!

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** Pop culture references are so endearing; you should put in as many as possible as opposed to originality! It wont won’t get annoying after a while or anything, after all, if ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' could do it, you can!



* ''WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'':
** Don't [[CuriosityIsACrapshoot think]] of using [[TVGenius genius]] to [[ForScience advance]] [[ScienceIsBad science]] or [[ArtisticLicenseEconomics help your town thrive]], because that is just [[EntitledBastard selfish]].
** If you stop a machine that's about to cause TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, you're a hero. It doesn't matter that you invented said machine, knew beforehand when it was about to [[GoneHorriblyWrong go horribly wrong]] and could have stopped it all the time before that without any problems.

* ''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride'':
** You'll never make it with a woman who's more interesting than you. Stick to the girl who's just as boring as you are, especially if you were forced into marrying her in the first place.
** Then again, even ''rotting, worm-infested cadavers'' manage to be more interesting than you. Not to mention livelier.
** Necrophilia is awesome.
** Attracted to a guy who another girl likes, too? [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy Don't even bother trying to pursue a relationship with him]], because you're stealing the other girl's opportunity to be happy. After all, everyone only gets one chance at true love. First person you dated [[BigBad didn't work out]]? Maybe you'll get to AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence, but forget about, you know, having a meaningful romantic relationship with anyone else.
** There's no real point to actively seeking-out a compatible bride for yourself. Statistically, you're almost certain to end-up marrying multiple women with whom you will get along just fine through random chance alone! Within the space of a single day, no less!

* ''Film/DespicableMe2'':
** Just realize it; a family can never be complete or happy without a mother.
** Even after you've pulled a HeelFaceTurn, it's still okay to be mean and rude to people you don't like.
** Instead of keeping a secret formula in your safe, keep a jar of dip of said formula in your safe! It's not like it's going to get old or anything.
** Take your first vague impression of a person and go with it. You'll eventually turn out to be right.

* Creator/{{Disney}}:
** Most Disney movies: A woman is only as good as the man she serves--now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman!
** An animation company is capable of making movies that are considered classics decades later, but only if they don't recycle their characters. Once the writers create a sequel, their ability drops to the level of a teenaged fanfic writer.
*** This is because [[Disney/TheRescuersDownUnder when you write a sequel that's actually as good or better than the original]], it will bomb at the box office. Unless you're Pixar, apparently.
** [[Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Give a traditionally animated movie little marketing and release it at the same time as four other movies, one of them being]] [[Film/{{Avatar}} the highest-grossing film of all time]], and it under-performs at the box office? It must be because traditional animation is dead, boys won't watch a movie with a female protagonist. [[NeverMyFault Surely the studio and its marketing department are never to blame.]]
** The lifespan of a Disney parent is the same as the [[{{Retirony}} security guard on his last shift]] who just so happened to be played by Creator/SeanBean.
** Don't have kids. You, your partner, or both of you will almost certainly die.



** It's perfectly okay for circuses to exploit handicapped children for their disabilities as long as you pamper their parents. That's likely what happened back in the old days in real life. Cruel, uncaring parents finds a use for their deformed child by selling him/her to the circus all so the parents can receive a cut of the money.

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** It's perfectly okay for circuses to exploit handicapped children for their disabilities as long as you pamper their parents. That's likely what happened back in the old days in real life. Cruel, uncaring parents finds find a use for their deformed child by selling him/her to the circus all so the parents can receive a cut of the money.



* ''WesternAnimation/FoodFight''
** Thanks to [[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob Brad]], [[WebVideo/{{Phelous}} Phelous]] and [[WebVideo/ObscurusLupa Lupa]]. If you purchase generic store products over brand name products, [[GodwinsLaw then you support the Nazis!]]

* ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest'':
** Every living creature on Earth deserves a habitat to call its own--''except of course for humans''.
** Vorarephilia is a perfectly [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment acceptable topic]] [[IntercourseWithYou for song lyrics]].
** [[AppealToNature Nature = good]]; man = Hitler
** As long as human logging operations don't release the EldritchAbomination with the sexy voice, there's nothing to worry about since the rainforest is home to magical fairies that can grow the trees back quickly.
** Don't worry about the environment. The fairies can fix it.
** You don't need to add any facts or reason in an environmentalist movie as long as you make humanity look evil or stupid for doing whatever they do.
** [[EvilIsSexy Pollution is sexy]] and sounds like Creator/TimCurry.
** Trees have nervous systems and can therefore feel pain.

* ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'': Hey kids! Are your parents overprotective and keeping you from having any fun? Just put yourself in a really dangerous situation that they'll have to save you from. After that, said parent will totally realize you can take care of yourself!
** Sharks can go vegetarian if they want to.

* ''Disney/TheFoxAndTheHound'': If your friend is different from you, you should be permanently separated from him/her, even if you save their life and prove you're not harmful!



* ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania'': If you're young and have never set foot outside your childhood home, the first person you meet outside of your parent's friends will be your One True Love. You should decide to be with them forever (literally forever, because you're immortal) in the space of a few days, also in vampire time, you would only be with him a few days, since her time scale is much greater (immortal). You will know this because you'll really like them and feel sad if they go away. If you miss out on this opportunity, you will never, EVER meet anyone you could ever love again, so don't even try.






* ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'':
** Some people are just inherently better than others. Trying to be better than you really are is evil.
** Augmenting yourself with technology to overcome your shortcomings is evil. If you can't fly, you aren't meant to be in the sky. If you can't walk, you aren't meant to move under your own power.
** It's good to have a few people who just happen to have super powers. Wanting to level the playing field is evil.
** If saving the world breaks anything, especially a SUICIDAL human's bones, you'd be crazy not to sue the people who contained the damage.
** Super villains will obey the law, having laws against super powers makes the world ordinary instead of leaving super villains and having super heroes out of commission.
** A smug one-liner covers any problems with your saving methods. ("I think you broke something!"/"With counseling, I'm sure you'll come to forgive me.")
** If cheating comes naturally to you, then it is justified.
** If you use your own natural abilities, but they're more than someone else's, it constitutes "cheating". Einstein was cheating by using his big show-off-y brain. Michael Jordan cheats with his obviously unfair athletic ability. Mariah Carey cheats with her better-than-average singing skills. Get those cheaters out of here so we can get the playing field down to the lowest level!
** Death to the snarky! Your sarcasm arises from pure evil.
** If you use superhuman abilities in a ''world full of existing supervillains'' without government or spousal permission it is still seen as illegal and or immoral. Even if the situation is Life or Death.
** A wife's personal wishes are more important then the needs of an ''entire city'' of endangered citizens for a superhuman to save them. And basically to that superheroing is seen by the heroes' wives as similar to going out for a rowdy night of drinking with friends so its just "Fooling around" to them.
** This one's for the teenage girls: Once you've realized how cool it is to be better than everyone else (see first Aesop), it's time to use that new found confidence to... dress and act EXACTLY like everyone else!
** If you're born different from others, you must ALWAYS stay different from others. Do not attempt in ''any way'' to fit in your peers, even if [[IJustWantToBeNormal that's what you always wanted.]] Either stand out like a sore thumb in the crowd, or [[LonersAreFreaks hide away from it]] whether you like it or not. [[CursedWithAwesome Gifted]] people like ''you'' must NEVER mix with normal people.
** Pausing your attempt to stop a rampaging menacing mechanical monstrosity while it wreaks havoc, untold damage and takes life after life is A-O-K if you're having a tender moment with a spouse that ends in a kiss.
** Heroes are supposed to stop bad guys, not help their victims. That old woman can pick her own self up by her bootstraps.
** If you can bench press a Mack Truck its okay to punch a normal human as hard as you can after "He got away."
** Putting thumbtacks on people's chairs causing them to bleed is just good natured childhood pranksterism.
** Be careful how you treat your fans. Even if they stalk you, annoy you and bother you on your missions. Otherwise they will come back for revenge by killing a lot of your friends and attempting to murder your family members.
** Young children with fancy weapons and no crime fighting experience will potentially make good sidekicks. You're a complete bastard for not taking an inexperienced child under your wing.


* ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'':
** You can only be happy and optimistic all the time up to a certain age. As soon as you start pushing adolescence, either circumstances or the little people running around in your head will force you on the road to being a [[EmoTeen depressed teen.]]
** Women are more empathetic than men.
** If you remember ''anything'' from your childhood, forget it. And fast. If you can't let go of those nostalgic memories, you're an immature kid who wont let herself grow up into an adult.
** You have no control over your emotions, its controlled by little people in your head.
** The only negative emotion you should feel is "sadness". Being angry, scared, or disgusted will only lead to disaster.
** Crying a bit will solve all your problems, and you'll be excused out of any punishment.



* ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'':
** The best way to teach an overweight person kung fu is to tease him with food.
** Everyone gets one chance at redemption. If they let go of that chance, they deserve to die.
** The worst mistake a heroic martial artist can make is to care about the opponent.
** If someone wants to try and improve themselves, they should be mocked and abused for it.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie'':
** If you are not a fan of crossovers, you are an uncreative person who needs to be punished.
** This also applies to you if you prefer to follow instructions when building something.
*** Alternatively, if you have no imagination or natural talent for architecture, you're a boring, stale person, and possibly an idiot.



** When a vengeful relative of the previous antagonist is out for your child's blood, [[WhatAnIdiot crippling your kingdom's economy and depriving your parent's visitation rights to your child is the better solution than teaching your child responsibility & the catastrophic consequences of exploring certain places]].
** Instead of simply telling your child about the dangerous people out to get them, just either lie or simply refuse to tell him or her why some place is off limits.
*** Meta example for both movies: if a parent is overprotective, which causes them to make bad/stupid decisions regarding their parenting, [[RonTheDeathEater just ignore the fact that both parents felt horrible for their actions and tried to make amends for it and demonized said characters instead]].

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** When a vengeful relative of the previous antagonist is out for your child's blood, [[WhatAnIdiot crippling your kingdom's economy and depriving your parent's visitation rights to your child is the better solution than teaching your child responsibility & the catastrophic consequences of exploring certain places]].
** Instead of simply telling your child about the dangerous people out to get them, just either lie or simply refuse to tell him or her why some place is off limits.
***
Meta example for both movies: if a parent is overprotective, which causes them to make bad/stupid decisions regarding their parenting, [[RonTheDeathEater just ignore the fact that both parents felt horrible for their actions and tried to make amends for it and demonized said characters instead]].



* ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'':
** A kid can grow up in prison and become a perfectly sweet kid, however send him to school for a couple mounths and he'll become evil.
** Keep our children out of school. Support their prison fund.
** Being a hero consists solely of cleaning up your own mistakes and nothing else.
** The one you think is a hero is actually a self-centered jerk who hates saving your life. The one you should rely on is the guy who's taken over the city and made you his slave. Also, never give nerds (like Hal) power because it turns them evil.
** If you want to abandon your responsibilities, just fake your death! There will be no long lasting negative consequences for doing this.



* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc'': The monsters in your closet just work for a federal utility company, so in essence, they are bureaucrats. All the more reason to be afraid of them.

* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersUniversity'':
** Don't even try to pursue your dream job. You're most likely not fit for it, because the judgement you make on yourself in this regard is always unreliable.
** Straight A´s? Fuck 'em! You're not getting anywhere without an appealing appearance!

* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersVsAliens'': If you see your bride in her dress on her wedding day before you're supposed to, an energy ball will fall from the sky and make her giant. It's bad luck, you know?
** Feel free to make a kid's movie about your giantess fetish, as long as all the resulting DTV specials focus on the goofy side characters to drive away suspicion.

* ''WesternAnimation/MrPeabodyAndSherman'': Social workers are nothing but sadists who want to break up families.



* ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'': Bored with your job? Tough. If you even attempt to try something new and exciting, even just once, you'll make a huge mess of it. [[YouCantFightFate Best to just do what you were born to do.]]

* ''WesternAnimation/OnceUponAForest'':
** Need to go on a long, treacherous and possibly life-threatening journey for the single plant that can cure a terminally ill little girl, which only grows on the steep, rocky face of a hundred foot cliff? Just send a group of inexperienced kids who've never left home before to do it for you, they'll be fine.
** Placing your shirt over your mouth can protect you from poisonous gas.
** Comatose people can't wake up until they feel your tears fall on their face.
** A prototype to a new technology that took a scholar months, if not years, to build can be perfectly built at full size by a few young children who've had absolutely no prior training.
** When breaking the news to a child that their parents just died in a disaster, immediately divert their attention by discussing whether or not the environment will recover from the disaster.
** Badgers are the size of mice and other small rodents.



* ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'': Stealing is a-ok as long as you don't take more than you need! Or, stealing is okay so long as you steal from [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourgeoisie people who have too much of it anyway]].

* ''WesternAnimation/ParaNorman'': Remember kids, if you are being bullied to the point of where your life is explicitly threatened, suck it up. Even if you [[BewareTheNiceOnes snap purely out of fear]], you'll automatically become a heartless monster yourself. In fact, don't you dare even be angry at your attackers. Your health/well being is not important, so [[SarcasmMode just try and reason with the kid who is holding the knife to your throat/sharp object to your eye/lighter to your head, scaring them off in any way is 100% wrong]]. If talking it out won't work, oh well. Even though ''you'' might be dead or mutilated, just shrug it off and try to understand the [[KarmaHoudini tortured soul who is happily getting away with assault.]]
** You are a bad person if you are angry that you were unfairly mistreated and murdered as a young girl over a literal WitchHunt. It makes you just as bad as the Puritan child-murderers that signed your death warrant.



* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'': All your dreams can come true as long as you're willing to lie, disappoint your family, and use other people to your selfish whims. The minute you stop doing this, things are going to go downhill fast. (Sadly, more TruthInTelevision)

* ''WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheGuardians'':
** [[GodsNeedPrayerBadly Never stop believing in mythological holiday creatures]], even if all of your friends have and mock you constantly about it. If you keep it up long enough, you'll [[SavingTheWorld save the world]] with them at your side!
** Restoring balance to the world means getting rid of anything dark or scary.



* ''WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer'':
** It's only okay to make fun of people if they serve no useful purpose to you.
** If you're different, you'd better get used to it. You'll never fit in, and if they find something for you to do...shut up and be grateful for it.
** Alternately, if you're different you'd better find a damned use for your yourself otherwise nobody will ever like you.

* ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'':
** Being R-rated means that every other sentence must contain excessive swearing.
** Monogamy is for chumps; slutty orgies is where it's at!
** Foods are fully sentient beings. Even if you need to eat them to survive, stop doing it, you sick fuck.
** Drugs is the path to true wisdom.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'':
** Ugly people deserve love too... but only from other ugly people. If a hot girl falls for an ugly guy, she must have something seriously wrong with her.
** Judging people or harassing them for their outward appearance is bad. Mocking the reigning monarch of the land for being short, however, is perfectly fine.

* ''Disney/SleepingBeauty'':
** Always invite the evil fairy/sorceress/witch/whatever to all special events. Otherwise, she'll just find out about it and show up pissed off anyway.
** Men can't do anything, and need constant help with everything they do, or they're doomed.
** Don't bother telling your daughter about the one device that WILL harm her one day, just burn all of them, putting hundreds of people out of a job and causing a huge shortage in woven fabrics. And don't even try to protect her on the prophesised day of her doom, someone else will do that for you.
** If you mess up that one thing you had 16 years to prepare for, it's fine to put the entire castle to sleep to cover it up until you can fix it. Don't even bother to ask anyone else for help, either. Just do it yourself.
** ArrangedMarriage is fine (especially at birth,) the two of them will fall in love anyway. But you can get upset if you think your child has fallen for someone else instead.



* ''WesternAnimation/StarchaserTheLegendOfOrin'':
** If a girl is giving you lip, just sexually harass her. Then she will be a lot more docile.

* ''WesternAnimation/StrangeMagic'':
** The boy trying to slip you a chemical substance to change your opinion on him is your true love.
** Falling in love with the guy who kidnapped your sister is a great idea.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess'':
** Being attracted to each other because of looks and looks only is the essence of TrueLove.
** Matchmaking your daughter with another queen's son is a-okay, even if they completely hate each other. If they don't like each other in the end, it's ''their'' fault, and not yours for trying to hook them up in the first place.



* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'':
** Customizing your action figures makes you evil.
** Take good care of your toys, because if you don't, they'll find out.

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':
** Placing antique toys on display and not giving them to a child to play with and ruin is wrong. Antique collectors are evil.
** If you dare grow out of playing with toys and move on to other things, you are damning your favorite toys (who are alive and have real emotions) to a life of misery and neglect. You must keep playing with them forever.
** Giving your unused toys away to charity is just about the most horrible thing someone could do.

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'':
** Once you're an adult, it's time to grow the fuck up and get rid of all your toys. Especially if you're going off to college, [[BlatantLies because college students never would do something as immature as still play with toys]]. [[KickTheDog This message brought to you by a film franchise featuring toy characters that you have cherished throughout your entire life.]]
** Everyone that you love will eventually move on and their ''real'' loved ones will toss you in an assisted living facility to be abused constantly.


* ''WesternAnimation/WallE''
** [[HumansAreFlawed Humans are obese, stupid, lazy slobs]] and only a robot is capable of feeling compassion towards living things as well as concern for the future of the earth.
** Likewise- "Consumerism is bad, but not when it means you buying OUR products. WALL•E dolls are on sale now!"
** Inanimate objects designed for the disposal of garbage have emotions too -- even if they show no evidence of it beyond the occasional electronic smile -- and anyone who says differently is evil. The only exception to this is inanimate objects who look like HAL 9000, who can be killed whenever you like.
** Technology makes us fat, lazy and unable to appreciate our lives, each other and our surroundings, except when it's used to make cute robots. Also, giving up all that technology to built up a new society essentially from scratch on a planet that has thus far proven to have sustained exactly one plant is a brilliant idea, even if the captain's few-hour read through 700 year old wikipedia entries on plants is the only farming experience your society has.
** Hey kids, feel free to continue your life of generating trash. Because in 100 years we will be able to get cute robots to clean up earth and then everything will be fine again eventually.

* ''WesternAnimation/WereBackADinosaursStory'':
** Science (as in mutated dinosaurs) is good, where as nature (real dinosaurs) is sick and wrong.
** [[NightmareFetishist People who like scary things]] do not deserve to be entertained. Horror-based entertainment is bad, and getting rid of it will show those who enjoy it the error of their ways.
** If you have the ability to kill a villain who tortures and brainwashes people, you shouldn't, because it's not very nice. Instead, you should submit to his demands and join him.
** If a predatory animal has just broken free and shows every indication of being about to eat someone you should run over to that animal while shouting loudly. It won't get you eaten, it'll make that animal nice!
** You have a powerful timeship, a huge stockpile of cereal that permanently raises the IQ of any living creature, and a magical radio that lets you listen to the wishes of children. Naturally, this means that you should drop off some intelligent dinosaurs in the early 1990s and hope that they help two alienated kids. Don't bother curing world hunger or anything.
** The only wish any child anywhere in the world has is the desire to see living dinosaurs.


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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Brave}}'':
** You should follow the path in life set out for you by your parents. Attempting to pave your own destiny only leads to disaster.
** When you're trying to manipulate a loved one into changing so you can have your way, remember to be specific on ''how'' they should be changed. But, if things do go awry, spending some awkward bonding time with the person you've just screwed over will ensure that they'll see things your way.
** If a teenage girl wants to save the day, needlework is a more important skill than archery.
** Don't make deals with witches who demonstrate weird obsessions.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}'':
** It doesn't matter how successful you become, because the love and respect you get from all your fans and peers is hollow and meaningless, and all those awards and achievements you gain are worthless.
** Forget your dreams and happiness living in the big city. Pack up and move out to little inbred towns in the middle of nowhere because their survival is culturally more important.
** Celebrities live meaningless lives and have lost their way. Feel free to humiliate, enslave, mutilate them, and indoctrinate them so that they feel like they are a part of your [[{{Cult}} small close-knit community]].
** Outdated state routes that are too narrow to accommodate modern amounts of traffic and go miles out of their way to "follow the land" are somehow more "natural" than modern interstate highway systems that take a more direct route between major population centers, thus allowing people (sorry, cars; there are no people) more quickly and while burning less fossil fuel.

* ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'':
** No matter what kind of mayhem you cause, never change your behavior in any way.
** If everyone discriminates a certain group, the members of said group will [[FaceHeelTurn turn evil]] and try to [[TakeOverTheWorld become powerful, forcing everyone to respect them]]. Never show any remorse, especially not when you're trying to [[SavingTheWorld save the world]] from the disaster you [[NiceJobBreakingItHero indirectly caused.]]

* ''WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'':
** Don't [[CuriosityIsACrapshoot think]] of using [[TVGenius genius]] to [[ForScience advance]] [[ScienceIsBad science]] or [[ArtisticLicenseEconomics help your town thrive]], because that is just [[EntitledBastard selfish]].
** If you stop a machine that's about to cause TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, you're a hero. It doesn't matter that you invented said machine, knew beforehand when it was about to [[GoneHorriblyWrong go horribly wrong]] and could have stopped it all the time before that without any problems.

* ''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride'':
** You'll never make it with a woman who's more interesting than you. Stick to the girl who's just as boring as you are, especially if you were forced into marrying her in the first place.
** Then again, even ''rotting, worm-infested cadavers'' manage to be more interesting than you. Not to mention livelier.
** Necrophilia is awesome.
** Attracted to a guy who another girl likes, too? [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy Don't even bother trying to pursue a relationship with him]], because you're stealing the other girl's opportunity to be happy. After all, everyone only gets one chance at true love. First person you dated [[BigBad didn't work out]]? Maybe you'll get to AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence, but forget about, you know, having a meaningful romantic relationship with anyone else.
** There's no real point to actively seeking-out a compatible bride for yourself. Statistically, you're almost certain to end-up marrying multiple women with whom you will get along just fine through random chance alone! Within the space of a single day, no less!

* ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'': Hey kids! Are your parents overprotective and keeping you from having any fun? Just put yourself in a really dangerous situation that they'll have to save you from. After that, said parent will totally realize you can take care of yourself!
** Sharks can go vegetarian if they want to.

* ''WesternAnimation/FoodFight''
** Thanks to [[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob Brad]], [[WebVideo/{{Phelous}} Phelous]] and [[WebVideo/ObscurusLupa Lupa]]. If you purchase generic store products over brand name products, [[GodwinsLaw then you support the Nazis!]]

* ''Disney/TheFoxAndTheHound'': If your friend is different from you, you should be permanently separated from him/her, even if you save their life and prove you're not harmful!

* ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest'':
** Every living creature on Earth deserves a habitat to call its own--''except of course for humans''.
** Vorarephilia is a perfectly [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment acceptable topic]] [[IntercourseWithYou for song lyrics]].
** [[AppealToNature Nature = good]]; man = Hitler
** As long as human logging operations don't release the EldritchAbomination with the sexy voice, there's nothing to worry about since the rainforest is home to magical fairies that can grow the trees back quickly.
** Don't worry about the environment. The fairies can fix it.
** You don't need to add any facts or reason in an environmentalist movie as long as you make humanity look evil or stupid for doing whatever they do.
** [[EvilIsSexy Pollution is sexy]] and sounds like Creator/TimCurry.
** Trees have nervous systems and can therefore feel pain.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'':
** Some people are just inherently better than others. Trying to be better than you really are is evil.
** Augmenting yourself with technology to overcome your shortcomings is evil. If you can't fly, you aren't meant to be in the sky. If you can't walk, you aren't meant to move under your own power.
** It's good to have a few people who just happen to have super powers. Wanting to level the playing field is evil.
** If saving the world breaks anything, especially a SUICIDAL human's bones, you'd be crazy not to sue the people who contained the damage.
** Super villains will obey the law, having laws against super powers makes the world ordinary instead of leaving super villains and having super heroes out of commission.
** A smug one-liner covers any problems with your saving methods. ("I think you broke something!"/"With counseling, I'm sure you'll come to forgive me.")
** If cheating comes naturally to you, then it is justified.
** If you use your own natural abilities, but they're more than someone else's, it constitutes "cheating". Einstein was cheating by using his big show-off-y brain. Michael Jordan cheats with his obviously unfair athletic ability. Mariah Carey cheats with her better-than-average singing skills. Get those cheaters out of here so we can get the playing field down to the lowest level!
** Death to the snarky! Your sarcasm arises from pure evil.
** If you use superhuman abilities in a ''world full of existing supervillains'' without government or spousal permission it is still seen as illegal and or immoral. Even if the situation is Life or Death.
** A wife's personal wishes are more important then the needs of an ''entire city'' of endangered citizens for a superhuman to save them. And basically to that superheroing is seen by the heroes' wives as similar to going out for a rowdy night of drinking with friends so its just "Fooling around" to them.
** This one's for the teenage girls: Once you've realized how cool it is to be better than everyone else (see first Aesop), it's time to use that new found confidence to... dress and act EXACTLY like everyone else!
** If you're born different from others, you must ALWAYS stay different from others. Do not attempt in ''any way'' to fit in your peers, even if [[IJustWantToBeNormal that's what you always wanted.]] Either stand out like a sore thumb in the crowd, or [[LonersAreFreaks hide away from it]] whether you like it or not. [[CursedWithAwesome Gifted]] people like ''you'' must NEVER mix with normal people.
** Pausing your attempt to stop a rampaging menacing mechanical monstrosity while it wreaks havoc, untold damage and takes life after life is A-O-K if you're having a tender moment with a spouse that ends in a kiss.
** Heroes are supposed to stop bad guys, not help their victims. That old woman can pick her own self up by her bootstraps.
** If you can bench press a Mack Truck its okay to punch a normal human as hard as you can after "He got away."
** Putting thumbtacks on people's chairs causing them to bleed is just good natured childhood pranksterism.
** Be careful how you treat your fans. Even if they stalk you, annoy you and bother you on your missions. Otherwise they will come back for revenge by killing a lot of your friends and attempting to murder your family members.
** Young children with fancy weapons and no crime fighting experience will potentially make good sidekicks. You're a complete bastard for not taking an inexperienced child under your wing.

* ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'':
** You can only be happy and optimistic all the time up to a certain age. As soon as you start pushing adolescence, either circumstances or the little people running around in your head will force you on the road to being a [[EmoTeen depressed teen.]]
** Women are more empathetic than men.
** If you remember ''anything'' from your childhood, forget it. And fast. If you can't let go of those nostalgic memories, you're an immature kid who wont let herself grow up into an adult.
** You have no control over your emotions, its controlled by little people in your head.
** The only negative emotion you should feel is "sadness". Being angry, scared, or disgusted will only lead to disaster.
** Crying a bit will solve all your problems, and you'll be excused out of any punishment.

* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc'': The monsters in your closet just work for a federal utility company, so in essence, they are bureaucrats. All the more reason to be afraid of them.

* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersUniversity'':
** Don't even try to pursue your dream job. You're most likely not fit for it, because the judgement you make on yourself in this regard is always unreliable.
** Straight A´s? Fuck 'em! You're not getting anywhere without an appealing appearance!

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'': All your dreams can come true as long as you're willing to lie, disappoint your family, and use other people to your selfish whims. The minute you stop doing this, things are going to go downhill fast. (Sadly, more TruthInTelevision).

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'':
** Customizing your action figures makes you evil.
** Take good care of your toys, because if you don't, they'll find out.

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':
** Placing antique toys on display and not giving them to a child to play with and ruin is wrong. Antique collectors are evil.
** If you dare grow out of playing with toys and move on to other things, you are damning your favorite toys (who are alive and have real emotions) to a life of misery and neglect. You must keep playing with them forever.
** Giving your unused toys away to charity is just about the most horrible thing someone could do.

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'':
** Once you're an adult, it's time to grow the fuck up and get rid of all your toys. Especially if you're going off to college, [[BlatantLies because college students never would do something as immature as still play with toys]]. [[KickTheDog This message brought to you by a film franchise featuring toy characters that you have cherished throughout your entire life.]]
** Everyone that you love will eventually move on and their ''real'' loved ones will toss you in an assisted living facility to be abused constantly.

* ''WesternAnimation/WallE''
** [[HumansAreFlawed Humans are obese, stupid, lazy slobs]] and only a robot is capable of feeling compassion towards living things as well as concern for the future of the earth.
** Likewise- "Consumerism is bad, but not when it means you buying OUR products. WALL•E dolls are on sale now!"
** Inanimate objects designed for the disposal of garbage have emotions too -- even if they show no evidence of it beyond the occasional electronic smile -- and anyone who says differently is evil. The only exception to this is inanimate objects who look like HAL 9000, who can be killed whenever you like.
** Technology makes us fat, lazy and unable to appreciate our lives, each other and our surroundings, except when it's used to make cute robots. Also, giving up all that technology to built up a new society essentially from scratch on a planet that has thus far proven to have sustained exactly one plant is a brilliant idea, even if the captain's few-hour read through 700 year old wikipedia entries on plants is the only farming experience your society has.
** Hey kids, feel free to continue your life of generating trash. Because in 100 years we will be able to get cute robots to clean up earth and then everything will be fine again eventually.

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[[folder: Other Animated Film]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven'':
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin All dogs go to heaven.]] Even if they're mob bosses who kidnap orphans. [[KarmaHoudini You do have to be a dog to get into heaven though.]]
** ''All Dogs Go to Heaven 2'' Unless [[FelonyMisdemeanor you're allied]] with a {{cat|sAreMean}}

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'':
** Cats only eat meat because [[CatsAreMean they're mean]]. They could live off vegetables if they really wanted to.
** We should deport every criminal gang in America to Hong Kong.
** It's good to make kids disillusioned with America at an early age.
** Never give up and you'll accomplish your goals, [[EarnYourHappyEnding but only after]] [[BreakTheCutie being driven to near-suicidal depression]] first.

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail: Fievel Goes West'':
** Hey, young girls! Don't show any personal ambition, or you'll be lying to yourself and ignoring family members in need!
** Dancing with the man who's plotting to kill your family and everyone you know is romantic.
** Hey guys! If your girlfriend dumps you because of who you are, you should change your entire personality (maybe even your species) to suit her fancy so she'll take you back!
** The song "Way Out West": Hooray for Manifest Destiny! Move out west, it's not like it was populated before we Europeans got here.
** Native Americans practice silly religions and will start worshiping you if you resemble a random rock they live near.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'' and '' Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'':
** Historical accuracy is completely irrelevant to a movie about historical events.
** And in ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'': No matter how close two people have become, one saving the other's life, and bringing understanding between each other’s people, interracial relationships just won't work out.
*** Subverted in the sequel by her falling in love with John Rolf, which gives the new Aesop: Forget about the man who understood you better and you made a promise to because you heard he MIGHT be dead. Instead find a guy with the same first name as him, move away from your family to the home of this guy you just barely met, try to change yourself to a white lady, and after finding out your first love is still alive change your mind that you love this new guy and RIP OUT THE HEARTS OF YOUR OLDER FANS!!
** Alternatively, historical accuracy is only important in Direct-to-DVD sequels and not big-budget blockbusters.
** From an actual video review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'': [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick "Do the right thing. Karma will get you laid."]]
** From ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'': The only reason that anyone would try to overthrow an absolute monarchy is because the usurper is an [[HistoricalVillainUpgrade evil, undead sorcerer.]]
** Who cares about social and economic conditions, revolutions are triggered by the Devil!
** If you get gunned down along with your family, and if you're important enough, on the bright side maybe 80 years later someone will make a musical animated movie out of it.
*** Only about 30 years left until we get an animated JFK musical where Lee Harvey Oswald was actually an agent of the devil and JFK lived! Oh goody!

* ''Asterix Conquers America'': The women who understand you the best are the ones who don't speak your language.
** In general; you should rely all your self-defense against the Roman Empire on a really old guy who can make magic potions, and whom who refuses to share his secret recipe with anyone else. After all, it's not like he's going to die soon. Screw plan B!
*** And if you happen to face the consequences of when the old guy is temporarily gone from the village, but get saved by the end by said old guy and his friends, you should not consider thinking up reserve plans so it doesn't happen again.
** Want to cross the Atlantic Ocean? A small fishing boat or a canoe is all you need!

* ''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster'' and the ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' series:
** Inanimate objects are completely sentient, so if you forget about them or stop using them they will suffer from your neglect. Don't you dare throw any of them out, either, because abandoning them will ruin their life and they will end up completely miserable. And if you dare take anything apart, you are [[TheyWouldCutYouUp mutilating]] ''living beings'' and inducing traumatic BodyHorror on them. I hope you're happy....[[YouBastard sick fuck]].
** Garbage dumps are like concentration camps for cars and other objects.
** Treat your inanimate plastic objects molded into humanoid shapes nicely, or they'll come to life and rise up against you.

* ''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie'': Hey kids, if you take a sip of some liquidized radioactive cafeteria leftovers, you'll gain super powers instantly.
* ''Film/DespicableMe2'':
** Just realize it; a family can never be complete or happy without a mother.
** Even after you've pulled a HeelFaceTurn, it's still okay to be mean and rude to people you don't like.
** Instead of keeping a secret formula in your safe, keep a jar of dip of said formula in your safe! It's not like it's going to get old or anything.
** Take your first vague impression of a person and go with it. You'll eventually turn out to be right.

* ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania'': If you're young and have never set foot outside your childhood home, the first person you meet outside of your parent's friends will be your One True Love. You should decide to be with them forever (literally forever, because you're immortal) in the space of a few days, also in vampire time, you would only be with him a few days, since her time scale is much greater (immortal). You will know this because you'll really like them and feel sad if they go away. If you miss out on this opportunity, you will never, EVER meet anyone you could ever love again, so don't even try.

* ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'':
** The best way to teach an overweight person kung fu is to tease him with food.
** Everyone gets one chance at redemption. If they let go of that chance, they deserve to die.
** The worst mistake a heroic martial artist can make is to care about the opponent.
** If someone wants to try and improve themselves, they should be mocked and abused for it.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie'':
** If you are not a fan of crossovers, you are an uncreative person who needs to be punished.
** This also applies to you if you prefer to follow instructions when building something.
*** Alternatively, if you have no imagination or natural talent for architecture, you're a boring, stale person, and possibly an idiot.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'':
** A kid can grow up in prison and become a perfectly sweet kid, however send him to school for a couple mounths and he'll become evil.
** Keep our children out of school. Support their prison fund.
** Being a hero consists solely of cleaning up your own mistakes and nothing else.
** The one you think is a hero is actually a self-centered jerk who hates saving your life. The one you should rely on is the guy who's taken over the city and made you his slave. Also, never give nerds (like Hal) power because it turns them evil.
** If you want to abandon your responsibilities, just fake your death! There will be no long lasting negative consequences for doing this.

* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersVsAliens'': If you see your bride in her dress on her wedding day before you're supposed to, an energy ball will fall from the sky and make her giant. It's bad luck, you know?
** Feel free to make a kid's movie about your giantess fetish, as long as all the resulting DTV specials focus on the goofy side characters to drive away suspicion.

* ''WesternAnimation/MrPeabodyAndSherman'': Social workers are nothing but sadists who want to
break up families.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'': Bored with your job? Tough. If you even attempt to try something new and exciting, even just once, you'll make a huge mess of it. [[YouCantFightFate Best to just do what you were born to do.]]

* ''WesternAnimation/OnceUponAForest'':
** Need to go on a long, treacherous and possibly life-threatening journey for the single plant that can cure a terminally ill little girl, which only grows on the steep, rocky face of a hundred foot cliff? Just send a group of inexperienced kids who've never left home before to do it for you, they'll be fine.
** Placing your shirt over your mouth can protect you from poisonous gas.
** Comatose people can't wake up until they feel your tears fall on their face.
** A prototype to a new technology that took a scholar months, if not years, to build can be perfectly built at full size by a few young children who've had absolutely no prior training.
** When breaking the news to a child that their parents just died in a disaster, immediately divert their attention by discussing whether or not the environment will recover from the disaster.
** Badgers are the size of mice and other small rodents.

* ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'': Stealing is a-ok as long as you don't take more than you need! Or, stealing is okay so long as you steal from [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourgeoisie people who have too much of it anyway]].

* ''WesternAnimation/ParaNorman'': Remember kids, if you are being bullied to the point of where your life is explicitly threatened, suck it up. Even if you [[BewareTheNiceOnes snap purely out of fear]], you'll automatically become a heartless monster yourself. In fact, don't you dare even be angry at your attackers. Your health/well being is not important, so [[SarcasmMode just try and reason with the kid who is holding the knife to your throat/sharp object to your eye/lighter to your head, scaring them off in any way is 100% wrong]]. If talking it out won't work, oh well. Even though ''you'' might be dead or mutilated, just shrug it off and try to understand the [[KarmaHoudini tortured soul who is happily getting away with assault.]]
** You are a bad person if you are angry that you were unfairly mistreated and murdered as a young girl over a literal WitchHunt. It makes you just as bad as the Puritan child-murderers that signed your death warrant.

* ''WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheGuardians'':
** [[GodsNeedPrayerBadly Never stop believing in mythological holiday creatures]], even if all of your friends have and mock you constantly about it. If you keep it up long enough, you'll [[SavingTheWorld save the world]] with them at your side!
** Restoring balance to the world means getting rid of anything dark or scary.
* ''WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer'':
** It's only okay to make fun of people if they serve no useful purpose to you.
** If you're different, you'd better get used to it. You'll never fit in, and if they find something for you to do...shut up and be grateful for it.
** Alternately, if you're different you'd better find a damned use for your yourself otherwise nobody will ever like you.

* ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'':
** Being R-rated means that every other sentence must contain excessive swearing.
** Monogamy is for chumps; slutty orgies is where it's at!
** Foods are fully sentient beings. Even if you need to eat them to survive, stop doing it, you sick fuck.
** Drugs is the path to true wisdom.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'':
** Ugly people deserve love too... but only from other ugly people. If a hot girl falls for an ugly guy, she must have something seriously wrong with her.
** Judging people or harassing them for their outward appearance is bad. Mocking the reigning monarch of the land for being short, however, is perfectly fine.

* ''WesternAnimation/StarchaserTheLegendOfOrin'':
** If a girl is giving you lip, just sexually harass her. Then she will be a lot more docile.

* ''WesternAnimation/StrangeMagic'':
** The boy trying to slip you a chemical substance to change your opinion on him is your true love.
** Falling in love with the guy who kidnapped your sister is a great idea.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess'':
** Being attracted to each other because of looks and looks only is the essence of TrueLove.
** Matchmaking your daughter with another queen's son is a-okay, even if they completely hate each other. If they don't like each other in the end, it's ''their'' fault, and not yours for trying to hook them up in the first place.

* ''WesternAnimation/WereBackADinosaursStory'':
** Science (as in mutated dinosaurs) is good, where as nature (real dinosaurs) is sick and wrong.
** [[NightmareFetishist People who like scary things]] do not deserve to be entertained. Horror-based entertainment is bad, and getting rid of it will show those who enjoy it the error of their ways.
** If you have the ability to kill a villain who tortures and brainwashes people, you shouldn't, because it's not very nice. Instead, you should submit to his demands and join him.
** If a predatory animal has just broken free and shows every indication of being about to eat someone you should run over to that animal while shouting loudly. It won't get you eaten, it'll make that animal nice!
** You have a powerful timeship, a huge stockpile of cereal that permanently raises the IQ of any living creature, and a magical radio that lets you listen to the wishes of children. Naturally, this means that you should drop off some intelligent dinosaurs in the early 1990s and hope that they help two alienated kids. Don't bother curing world hunger or anything.
** The only wish any child anywhere in the world has is the desire to see living dinosaurs.

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15th Sep '17 12:52:09 PM MsCC93
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** If your friend [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong is constantly complaining to you about the grave danger that you're both always getting yourselves into]], just ignore his protests.



** If you've ever had an argument with your parent that lead to disaster, [[AesopAmnesia ignore all that and act nearly the same way toward ''your'' kid.]]
** When a vengeful relative of the previous antagonist is out for your child's blood, crippling your kingdom's economy and depriving your parent's visitation rights to your child is the better solution than teaching your child to take care of him/herself.

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** If you've ever had an argument with your parent that lead to disaster, [[AesopAmnesia ignore all that forget what you learned and act nearly the same way toward ''your'' kid.]]
** When a vengeful relative of the previous antagonist is out for your child's blood, [[WhatAnIdiot crippling your kingdom's economy and depriving your parent's visitation rights to your child is the better solution than teaching your child to take care responsibility & the catastrophic consequences of him/herself.exploring certain places]].



** Any mistake you make as a parent, no matter how small or big, justifies calling child protective services.
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*** Meta example for both movies: if a parent is overprotective, which causes them to make bad/stupid decisions regarding their parenting, [[RonTheDeathEater just ignore the fact that both parents felt horrible for their actions and tried to make amends for it and demonized said characters instead]].
8th Sep '17 2:46:47 PM MelancholyUtopia
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** Foods are fullt sentient beings. Even if you need to eat them to survive, stop doing it, you sick fuck.

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** Foods are fullt fully sentient beings. Even if you need to eat them to survive, stop doing it, you sick fuck.
** Drugs is the path to true wisdom.
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