History WMG / TVTropes

[[WMG: TVTropes was to be shutdown permanently due to [[ObstructiveBureaucrat a domain-rent mixup]] in 2021 but managed to con the Cyber-landlords into giving them 10 more years of operation.]]

[[WMG: Website/TVTropes is [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2 Arsenal Gear]].]]

[[WMG: We will fight a BonusBoss once we get [[HundredPercentCompletion all]] [[GottaCatchThemAll tropes]].]]

** We get clothes for defeating the BonusBoss. A [[LampshadeHanging lampshade-]][[LampshadeWearing shaped]] hat [[CosmeticAward with no status effects]] and a [[ElementalCrafting Cloth shirt]] that lets you [[TropeLaunchPad gain tropes]] [[Administrivia/ThereIsNoSuchThingAsNotability without a minimum Notability score for examples]]. ...Wait. That (along with our logo) implies that we're already on the NewGamePlus. [[AlreadyDoneForYou Cool]].

[[WMG: TV Tropes is what happens when you merge Website/{{Wikipedia}} with Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}} without using the [=MediaWiki=]]]

Which will, due to the wide influence of both, force websites to take sides. While Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}} will likely side with Encyclopedia Dramatica, the behemoth that is Wikipedia will eventually join our side to protect knowledge as we know it. When the dust settles, and everyone counts their casualties, we will have won, but at an extremely high cost. Most websites will be in smoking ruins, their communities decimated. and then, when we believe all is lost and we are preparing for an after the end scenario, our saviors, JustForFun/TropeTan and Crystal Dragon Jesus shall come, and help us rebuild.

[[WMG: acceptable targets will continue to grow and grow until it eventually encompasses every human (and some non-human ones too, of course) social group ever thought of.]]

[[WMG: AcceptableTargets will continue to grow and grow until it eventually encompasses every human (and some non-human ones too, of course) social group ever thought of.]]

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** Not to mention LightNovel/{{Haruhi|Suzumiya}}, TabletopGame/Warhammer40000, and Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest.

* Other symptoms: Tabbed Browsing, [[PerverseSexualLust love for fictional characters]], BreakingTheFourthWall, [[MagnificentBastard Magnificent Bastardry]], [[NietzscheWannabe nihilism]], immorality, complete immorality, BlackAndGrayMorality, BlueAndOrangeMorality, overuse of "{{Xanatos Gambit}}s", overuse of "{{Xanatos Gambit}}s" even though he isn't [[WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}} Xanatos]], overuse of "[[TheChessmaster Chessmaster]]" even though he is a total flop in chess, [[NayTheist hating God]], [[RuleOfCool believing in the "Awesome"]], [[MundaneMadeAwesome believing in the "Awesome" even though it isn't Awesome in normal standards]], [[GenreSavvy genre savviness]], [[GenreBlind genre blindness]], contractual genre blindness, using dangerous substances called "AppliedPhlebotinum", turning into a LargeHam, [[BreakTheCutie breaking cute characters (and sometimes ending up being the one broken)]], [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian believing that all psychology was invented by Sigmund Freud]], [[FreudWasRight believing in Sigmund Freud to the point of seeing phallic imagery everywhere]], [[FreudianExcuse believing in Sigmund Freud to the point of explaining how one became evil]], worshipping [[WMG/TimeLord Time Lords]], worshipping LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya, worshipping both Haruhi Suzumiya and the Time Lords, worshipping Time Lords and Haruhi Suzumiya along with [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] and the entire setting of TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}, most especially Warhammer 40000 (with [[ChainsawGood Chainswords]], I mind you), [[DeathOfTheAuthor killing the author]] [[KillItWithFire with fire]], [[OmnicidalManiac killing]] [[SuicidalCosmicTemperTantrum everything]] [[KillItWithFire with fire]], [[DrivenToSuicide killing yourself]], ArsonMurderAndJaywalking. There are many more, countless to be exact, but jaywalking is always the last symptom. See the [[{{Tropes}} Main Tropes Index]] for all the effects (and strains) of the virus.

* Therefore, ''the TV Tropes Wiki will eventually become LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya.''

** And which also means that the JustForFun/WorldCreationProject will eventually grow to include aliens, time travellers, and espers. And Kyon... who is [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya also the Doctor]].

** Espers aren't really evil, but I'd be wary about the [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya the sliders]]...

[[WMG: People who screw up on this Wiki are doing it deliberately on the orders of [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Ryoko Asakura]].]]

[[WMG: TV Tropes's ultimate goal is a mixture of VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou, ''Literature/{{Strata}}'', ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' and ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''.]]

[[WMG: When a troper doesn't have a good {{Wild Mass Guess|ing}}, they default to ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'', and/or ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'']]

** [[SarcasmMode Yeah]] ''[[SarcasmMode very]]'' [[SarcasmMode ridiculous indeed. Who want to make us think that]] LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya is a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]] that is possessing [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Mr. Mew?]] [[SarcasmMode Yeah like thay would make them up.]]

Think about it. TV Tropes covers all the minor info, and Wikipedia the major info. TVT ropes was created so Wikipedia could appear fancy and have a place to dump minor info. eventually, the two might merge into one gigantic knowledgebase.

[[WMG: Someone (most likely a [[Music/BillyJoel]] tribute band) will actually perform, record and publish [[WeDidntStartTheBillyJoelParodies "We Didn't Start the Riffing"]].

[[WMG: Someone will actually perform, record and publish [[WeDidn'tStartTheBillyJoelParodies "We Didn't Start the Spoofing"]].

* I'm seeing two watermelons... [[GagBoobs Oh, wait.]]

As the wiki grows and gets more "vocabulary", eventually all tropers will begin to have them seep into their everyday life, and through same communication to others. By 2311.2, everyone on the planet's speech will end up telepathically [[ColourCodedForYourConvenience blue]] and we will speak exclusively in {{Wiki Word}}s, like: I had to {{Retcon}} the BeachEpisode after TheStoic PointyHairedBoss in my BurgerFool [[PullTheThread Pulled The Thread]] on my FawltyTowersPlot.

* WMG/ThePunishersSongOfEvangelionAndIMustScream