History WMG / SantaClaus

11th Apr '16 5:02:54 PM AHI-3000
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He comes only at night, he only enters your house in the one night when he is invited and he [[{{Twilight}} watches you when you sleep]].

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He comes only at night, he only enters your house in during the one night when [[MustBeInvited he is invited invited]], and he [[{{Twilight}} watches you when you sleep]].
* Uh, hopefully he's a FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire?



[[WMG: There is a Santa Claus, but he's nothing like he's cracked up to be.]]

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[[WMG: There is a Santa Claus, but he's nothing like he's cracked up to be.not a generous old man.]]



He is a God of the ancient winter festival, not the (supposed) birth of Mr. Christ. He delivers presents by [[Literature/{{Hogfather}} being in his own time]], and [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve delivers more to children that believe in him]], explaining why children get less presents as they grow older, and why adults get none. The non-believing adults come up with their own explanation for this, being that they bought the presents.
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He is a God of the ancient winter festival, not the (supposed) birth of Mr. Christ. He delivers presents by [[Literature/{{Hogfather}} being in his own time]], and [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve delivers more to children that believe in him]], explaining why children get less presents as they grow older, and why adults get none. The non-believing adults come up with their own explanation for this, being that they bought the presents.
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presents.
2nd Apr '16 1:08:40 AM MisterApple
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[[WMG: Father Christmas is completely separate from Christianity.]]
He is a God of the ancient winter festival, not the (supposed) birth of Mr. Christ. He delivers presents by [[Literature/{{Hogfather}} being in his own time]], and [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve delivers more to children that believe in him]], explaining why children get less presents as they grow older, and why adults get none. The non-believing adults come up with their own explanation for this, being that they bought the presents.
11th Jan '16 12:48:24 AM HeWhoMustNotBeUsernamed
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* As in ''Grailblazers'', he's the fourth wise man who cheaped out on Baby Jesus' gift, making his punishment all the more ironic.
24th Dec '15 11:32:26 AM Rainbow
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* Nicholas Flamel is (or used to be) Santa Claus! His name fits, plus he had the Philosopher's Stone that kept him alive for hundreds of years and could give him infinite amounts of gold to buy presents with. Although that could be considered to be depressing since he decides to let himself die naturally at the end of the first book. Maybe he got an apprentice wizard who took over for him.

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* Nicholas Nicolas Flamel is (or used to be) Santa Claus! His name fits, plus he had the Philosopher's Stone that kept him alive for hundreds of years and could give him infinite amounts of gold to buy presents with. Although that could be considered to be depressing since he decides to let himself die naturally at the end of the first book. Maybe he got an apprentice wizard who took over for him.
24th Dec '15 11:30:14 AM Rainbow
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* Nicholas Flamel is (or used to be) Santa Claus! His name fits, plus he had the Philosopher's Stone that kept him alive for hundreds of years and could give him infinite amounts of gold to buy presents with. Although that could be considered to be depressing since he decides to let himself die naturally at the end of the first book. Maybe he got an apprentice wizard who took over for him.
14th Dec '15 8:29:24 AM thewhitefairy
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Or, the rag man was an old peddler instead, and he arrived even later, in Egypt, while Jesus was about to celebrate His first anniversary. The peddler gave Him a wooden puppet he made himself, and it amused Jesus a lot. Virgin Mary said she was delighted that someone remembered her Son was sure a God, but also a child for now, and the peddler was the only one who gave Him a present actually fitted for a kid. In both stories, the old man was rewarded with immortality, and go on giving presents to kids on Christmas day.

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Or, the rag man was an old peddler instead, and he arrived even later, in Egypt, while Jesus was about to celebrate His first anniversary.birthday. The peddler gave Him a wooden puppet he made himself, and it amused Jesus a lot. Virgin Mary said she was delighted that someone remembered her Son was sure a God, but also a child for now, and the peddler was the only one who gave Him a present actually fitted for a kid. In both stories, the old man was rewarded with immortality, and go on giving presents to kids on Christmas day.
9th Dec '15 7:56:07 AM thewhitefairy
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[[WMG:Santa Claus was a nativity stable visitor made immortal.]]
He is this according to some legends. In one, he was an old rag man with a sack on his back, arrived late at the stable. His only valuable gift was a piece of silk, but Virgin Mary refused it, knowing he would need the money. She asked him to actually take all the others gifts (including those of the three wise men), and redistribute them in Bethlehem.The Holy Family did not have enough place on their donkey while running away to Egypt.

Or, the rag man was an old peddler instead, and he arrived even later, in Egypt, while Jesus was about to celebrate His first anniversary. The peddler gave Him a wooden puppet he made himself, and it amused Jesus a lot. Virgin Mary said she was delighted that someone remembered her Son was sure a God, but also a child for now, and the peddler was the only one who gave Him a present actually fitted for a kid. In both stories, the old man was rewarded with immortality, and go on giving presents to kids on Christmas day.
9th Oct '15 2:26:11 PM nombretomado
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** Isn't Chronos too... [[PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians wanna-rule-the-world-and-destroy-everyone]] to want to deliver presents?

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** Isn't Chronos too... [[PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians wanna-rule-the-world-and-destroy-everyone]] to want to deliver presents?
21st Aug '15 9:37:13 AM Rjinswand
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[[MemeticSexGod Big]] [[Franchise/MetalGear Boss]] said so, it must be true!

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[[MemeticSexGod Big]] [[Franchise/MetalGear Big Boss]] said so, it must be true!
18th Jun '15 4:39:11 PM nombretomado
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* Hinted at in an episode of ''JusticeLeague'', but it was [[SarcasticConfession done in a joking manner to keep the truth hidden]].

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* Hinted at in an episode of ''JusticeLeague'', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', but it was [[SarcasticConfession done in a joking manner to keep the truth hidden]].
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