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[[WMG: Justin Bieber is a project made by [[ImageBoards 4Chan]].]]
Obviously he's an Internet-made project made to troll people. He's either EstrogenBrigadeBait or a hate-target. It's a massive social experiment.
* Due to the 4Chan pranks towards him lately, it seems they know they've [[GoneHorriblyRight gone too far and must destroy what they have created.]]

[[WMG: Justin Bieber was made to be torn down.]]
Just like BritneySpears was in SouthPark, when they were referencing TheLottery. 
* This also explains why so many girls like him-because, on some level, they know about this and feel sorry for him.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber escaped from an anime.]]
The same guess was seen on Lady Gaga's WMG page. They're both from the same anime where singing is SeriousBusiness. He's the [[TokenLoli Token Shota.]]
* ...of the FiveBadBand.
* Besides that fact, he resembles a character from one. More specifically, {{Cute Shotaro Boy}}. How could he have '''''not''''' come from an anime?
* Justin Bieber? In an ANIME?! '''That's''' '''''HERESY!!!!!!!''''' [[spoiler: Unless said anime is of course, related to 4kids......]]
* Well, I always thought his regular speaking voice sounded like something from a ''really'' bad dub.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is an EldritchAbomination]]
Or a human possessed by one, in which case the EldritchAbomination would be his voice. Think about it. It {{Mind Rape}}s most people to insanity just by listening to it, yet he has a cult (of fangirls mostly) worshipping him. Taking over our world, overdriving our minds...

Until Cthulhu decides that he's had enough shit from that lame concurrent and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW_hob9R_RI tears him apart.]]

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is a [[PokemonQuartz Babos.]]]]

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is the true identity of every video game villain combined.]]
* Even the [[BestBossEver really cool ones?]]
** [[EspeciallyZoidberg ESPECIALLY the really cool ones.]]

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is an overly-cliched MarySue]]
Come on, this is too obvious to be a coincidence. Hated by everyone especially denizens of the Internet, but is considered as perfect by fan girls, despite being too simplistic, bland and having the [[TastesLikeDiabetes taste of diabetes]]. '''He is to music what Twilight is to literature'''.
* He's not only that, he's the physical manifestation of EVERY fanfiction stereotype. Even the slash fictions.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is an android made by his record company to make money.]]
Which would explain why his voice is high and often sounding computerised, since he doesn't have a ''real'' voicebox. And that would explain why he hasn't undergone puberty; they created him to be a 12 year old singer, which is why he's "16 years old" when he's actually physically 12. Record companies can be very good at creating fictitious backgrounds and stories to explain someone's success. Justin Bieber's record company did the same thing here in creating the fictional backstory of their android singer, so poeple would think he's a "[[{{Pinocchio}} real boy]]".

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is a castrato.]]
Well what would explain all the puberty jokes about him?

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]].]]
[[DefensiveWhat What?]]

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is a [[{{Roblox}} noob]].]]
Try to prove this wrong. In fact, there's an ad on there that only further proves this.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber will become a hugely successful record company executive]]
His singing career probably isn't going to be sustainable; the HateDom is too strong for that. Instead, he will become an A&R man, a record producer or an executive for a major label. Why is this so? Because he must be some kind of marketing genius; he was earned millions of dollars by releasing the same basic album about four times (as an EP, a full LP, an acoustic remix album, a compilation and possibly a live album).
* A CorruptCorporateExecutive, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint you say]]?

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is a MagnificentBastard]]
...And his entire career as a musician is one big XanatosGambit. He's deliberately manipulating his fangirls while egging on his haters and putting out torturous music until one of them snaps and makes an attempt on his life. When this happens, all of the Bieber haters out there will be denounced by the media as petty [[GodwinsLaw Nazis]], while Bieber will have gained so much publicity from the ordeal that he will easily be able to enter politics when he's older. [[VillainWithGoodPublicity Since no one will want to show dislike for him for fear of being accused of siding with an attempted murderer]], he will have virtually no credible opposition. In a few years, who knows...[[PresidentEvil Would we be seeing a pop star in the White House?]]
* And he will use his presidential powers to construct mind-control devices based on his catchy songs, while the CulturePolice will purge the world of high-quality intellectual music. [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Forget the music of Mozart and Beethoven, for in the grim catchiness of the near future there is only Bieber.]] We will be plunged in a ''NineteenEightyFour'' [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel future based on continuous eternal ear worm mind rape.]]
* Luckily, no, because he's Canadian.
** That doesn't stop the threat unfortunately. He'll simply become Prime Minister, and transform Canada beyond all recognition into an Orwellian police state centered around a cult of personality that worships him. First he'll take over Canada, then the world! He's going to plunge all of humanity into a thousand years of darkness!

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is TheAntichrist]]
And he's now instigating the apocalypse. Look at the signs. 2012. Natural Disasters. Global Warming. Terrorism. Financial crisis. Riots. [[VGCats Scott Ramsoomair]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking actually updated his comics]]. The end is here, and it comes in the form of a Canadian castrato whose voice will rape your mind.
* And he doesn't do well on it, I say.
* Maybe this is the [[EldritchAbomination monster from the Abyss]] that can make both God and Satan shit bricks.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is [[FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]]]]
They're both {{Bishounen}}s with hordes of {{Fan Girl}}s who will adore them [[DracoInLeatherPants no matter what they do]], and whom everybody either despises ([[FanHater or, at least, their fans]]). Also, Bieber says he doesn't want people to think he's "manufactured". Sounds like Seph's FreakOut about Jenova if you ask me. Bieber also compared himself to Kurt Cobain, who many hold to be a rock god, while Sephiroth's aim was to become a deity. Next up, look at the above WMG's. MagnificentBastard-ery, TheAntichrist, natural disasters... something's going on here.
* Sephiroth is evil, [[EvenEvilHasStandards but even he]] [[InsultToRocks doesn't deserve this comparison]].

[[WMG: Justin beiber will eventually try to go darker and edgier.]]
Ether Beiber will grow bored of his current gig and/or tired of contractual purity, or possibly his popularity will drop off once he starts to grow up and lose his cute shotaro boy looks or his primarily preteen fangirl base will lose interest him once they get older and discover real music. This troper doesn't hate him persay,( Not that this troper thinks his music is good ether.) But is just trying to predict the future of his career.
* This does make sense, provided that in between the TeenIdol and dark and edgy phases there is a cooldown period where he just fall off the radar, like what JustinTimberlake did.
* If this troper had one wish on a genie, it would be that Justin Bieber collaborates with BrokenCyde and does a ProgDeath album.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber was created by [[BetterOffTed Veridian Dynamics]].]]

[[WMG: Justin Bieber has an superpower which turns people into mindless zombies.]]
This is exactly why he has a FanDumb and a HateDumb. Most of his fans talk and think about nothing going on in the world other than him and most of his haters only bash at him in violent ways for no actual explained reason. So basically his power is reducing people's intellect to dangerously low levels.
* If Bieber is the herald of the ZombieApocalypse, better get my [[ThePowerOfRock metal-based]] [[KillItWithFire flamethrower]]

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is the greatest Troll ever.]]
Think about it.
* I believe that honor goes to [[MyImmortal Tara Gilesbie.]]

[[WMG: Justin Bieber ''is'' [[MyImmortal Tara Gilesbie]]...]]
...or is at least somehow related to her. No, I'm not saying this because I think he's a girl; I'm saying he's a magnificent troll who used a girl persona to bring us the epic TrollFic MyImmortal. He wasn't serious about music as anything other than a hobby, but once he was offered a contract, he spread his trolling to a wider audience. At the very least, he knows Tara well enough to have picked up on her trolling abilities. Maybe he was even her protégé.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber's haters are their biggest fans.]]
Think about it, they keep finding different ways of saying how Justin Bieber sucks even in places where Bieber has nothing to do with it. Now every YouTube videos are infested with comments regarding Bieber no matter how relevant such comments may be. This has the effect of spreading the word of Bieber to every corner of the Internet and there is NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity. Even more, the whole ploy is a BatmanGambit relying on people's BileFascination and CriticalBacklash tendencies to actually get them to like Justin Bieber.
* That's not true! That's '''''impossible'''''!
** [[StarWars Search your feelings, you know it to be true.......]]
*** '''''[[BigNo NOOoooooooOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1111!!!!!]]''''' '''[[DrivenToSuicide *commits suicide*]]'''
* '''''[[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees HERESY!!!!!!]]''''' ''[[{{Warhammer 40000}} Summary Execution!]]'' *BLAM*
** A little close to the uncomfortable truth, I see.
*** No. It's an incredibly stupid WMG. He DESERVES to be executed for it.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is [[SuzumiyaHaruhi Suzumiya Haruhi]] ]]

It is the only way to explain his popularity. He has a a huge fandom [[hottip:*:even though he's a massive douche]] and bad guys who hates his guts in order to entertain him.

[[WMG: He's churning out lame music ''on purpose''....]]

....and he's secretly got tons of decent music already written and recorded. See, his XanatosGambit is to get our expectations extremely low by purposely releasing music that most people loathe. Then, he'll suddenly release a ''good'' song, and because our expectations were set so low, it will catch us all by surprise. Then he'll very quickly release ''another'' such song so that everyone will think he's "redefining" himself and slowly start to have a positive opinion of him. And then he'll make even more money and popularity than he's already been making.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is Dylan from Maximum Ride]]

1. There both from Canada
 2. They both act like Mr. Perfect.
 3. They both think they can sing.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber and Tay Zonday are failed clones]]
Alternative hypotheses include: Doppelgangers, the same person, or a LiteralSplitPersonality

They are polar opposites of each other. Justin has a high pitch and many songs, Tay has a low voice and only one widely known hit. But they both are singers who got there popularity from youtube.

[[WMG: Justin's carrer will crash when he hits puberty]]

[[WMG: Justin Bieber and Twilight are somehow connected]]
How can this not have been thought of yet!? They both have a Fandumb and a Hatedumb, they are both only popular with prepubescent girls, and the media seems to be obsessed with them both for unknown reasons. Why do people see them the same despite not having much in common? Well here are a few possibilities...
* Bieber wrote Twilight, and Stephenie Meyer took credit for it?
* Bieber and Meyer are secretly best friends in RealLife?
* Justin Bieber and Twilight are the only two things to have been subliminally advertised, but the advertizement went wrong and caused people to feel very strongly about him in one direction or the other?

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