History WMG / ITSMYLIFE

10th Jan '16 7:55:16 AM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Jossed; Roberts is actually Marrissa's middle name, since she was named after [[VideoGame/BioShockInfinite Robert Lutece]].

to:

* Jossed; Roberts is actually Marrissa's middle name, since she was named after [[VideoGame/BioShockInfinite Robert Lutece]].
Lutece]], who, in this continuity, for some reason happens to be named [[GenderBlenderName "Marrissa Roberts Lettuce"]].
10th Jan '16 7:48:16 AM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Riley Andorsen will prove to be the most perfect and capable Mary Sue ever crafted by [=MarrissaTheWriter=], outperforming even Marrissa, Gloria, Wheatly and Chell Junor. There is a reason why ''she'' is narrating a story set in a continuity where these Mary Sues exist, rather than any of ''them''.

to:

* Riley Andorsen will prove to be the most perfect and capable Mary Sue ever crafted by [=MarrissaTheWriter=], outperforming even Marrissa, Gloria, Wheatly and Chell Junor. There is a reason why ''she'' is narrating a story set in a continuity where these Mary Sues (other than Gloria, obviously) exist, rather than any of ''them''.
10th Jan '16 7:47:45 AM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Riley Andorsen will prove to be the most perfect and capable Mary Sue ever crafted by [=MarrissaTheWriter=], outperforming even Marrissa, Gloria and Chell Junor.

to:

* Riley Andorsen will prove to be the most perfect and capable Mary Sue ever crafted by [=MarrissaTheWriter=], outperforming even Marrissa, Gloria Gloria, Wheatly and Chell Junor.
Junor. There is a reason why ''she'' is narrating a story set in a continuity where these Mary Sues exist, rather than any of ''them''.
10th Jan '16 7:46:08 AM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

!! What is going to happen in ''ITS MY LIFE!: THE FLAMES AWAKENS''?

Post your guesses here.

* Riley Andorsen will prove to be the most perfect and capable Mary Sue ever crafted by [=MarrissaTheWriter=], outperforming even Marrissa, Gloria and Chell Junor.
10th Jan '16 7:42:16 AM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Confirmed: Harry "Wheatly" and Jenny Weasley are later sent to kill Sanpe, but Wheatly is turned into a robo ball and Jenny falls in love with Solder.



** Sub-WMG: An American wizardry school exists where Muggles see Portal High School/Portal Labs, and both wizards and Muggles exist in an environment that doesn't look suspicious to either, so while for Muggles Mr. Sanpe is teaching math for wizards he is teaching either Potions or Defence Against the Dark Arts.
*** It also explains how a time travel exam exists in Portal High School: to wizards, time travel is no big deal and Ingineer happened to steal one of Time-Turners (or get one legitimately since he is TheSmartGuy just like Hermione) and analyze it technologically.
* Confirmed: Harry "Wheatly" and Jenny Weasley are later sent to kill Sanpe, but Wheatly is turned into a robo ball and Jenny falls in love with Solder.

to:

** Sub-WMG: What if...

!!
An American wizardry school exists where Muggles see Portal High School/Portal Labs, Labs...

...
and both wizards and Muggles exist in an environment that doesn't look suspicious to either, so while for Muggles Mr. Sanpe is teaching math for wizards he is teaching either Potions or Defence Against the Dark Arts.
*** * It also explains how a time travel exam exists in Portal High School: to wizards, time travel is no big deal and Ingineer happened to steal one of Time-Turners (or get one legitimately since he is TheSmartGuy just like Hermione) and analyze it technologically.
* Confirmed: Harry "Wheatly" and Jossed; ''HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE'' only ever takes the POV of various wizards (Wheatly, Jenny Weasley are later sent to kill Sanpe, but Wheatly is turned into a robo ball Weasley, Gale Thunderpants), and Jenny falls in love with Solder.
to them Portal High School does not appear to be any different than to Muggles.
27th Dec '15 4:05:26 PM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message


After Chell was let out, [=GLaDOS=] decided testing the jerk robots to be boring and brought her back, gave her amnesia and forced her to believe she was really "Marrissa Roberts". But the talk about Chell spread throughout Aperture, so [=GLaDOS=] planned a masquerade, first making the robot!Chell then a better bootyquaking!Chell. Believing Chell was a different person, "Marrissa" went back in time and told Gabe and Caroline to have two children, hence making a second Chell who stayed at the future and her body quickly was seized by [=GLaDOS=], as [[ButterflyOfDoom the change of the past reversed the events after which GLaDOS died]]. Then this extra Chell was indirectly killed by "Marrissa" and there was one person again.

to:

After Chell was let out, [=GLaDOS=] decided testing the jerk robots to be boring and brought her back, gave her amnesia and forced her to believe she was really "Marrissa Roberts". But the talk about Chell spread throughout Aperture, so [=GLaDOS=] planned a masquerade, first making the robot!Chell then a better bootyquaking!Chell. Believing Chell was a different person, "Marrissa" went back in time and told Gabe and Caroline to have two children, hence making a second Chell who stayed at the future and her body quickly was seized by [=GLaDOS=], as [[ButterflyOfDoom the change of the past reversed the events after which GLaDOS died]]. Then this extra Chell was indirectly killed by "Marrissa" and there was one person again."Marrissa", making the whole rigmarole essentially pointless.
27th Dec '15 4:01:32 PM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message



to:

* But he's twins with Gabe, and we know Gabe to be DMAB as he had a child with Caroline as legitimately as one could...
** Fraternal twins.
27th Dec '15 3:58:36 PM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message



to:

*But wait, don't people with speshul powers attain big squishy chests? Wow, being Cave must have really sucked.
30th Oct '15 2:05:32 PM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

!! Cave Jonson is a trans boy.

If we remember from ''Enchiridion Marrissa'', only females can ever attain speshul powers, and yet in ''ITS MY LIFE!'', Cave got them. This would be impossible... unless when Skepness Man said "females", he meant "DFAB people", and Cave ''was'' DFAB.
30th Oct '15 1:50:57 PM ASBusinessMagnet
Is there an issue? Send a Message


** Marrissa knows that Wheatley was shot into space. The only intelligences who witnessed this event were Chell, [=GLaDOS=], Wheatley, Space, Rick and Fact. Chell was let out, [=GLaDOS=] would remain tight-lipped about such an incident, Wheatley, Space and Rick are in space and from Fact's speeches it is impossible to derive anything about his past, hence, Marrissa must have witnessed the event as Chell.

to:

** Marrissa knows that Wheatley was shot into space. The only intelligences who witnessed this event were Chell, [=GLaDOS=], Wheatley, Space, Rick and Fact. Chell was let out, [=GLaDOS=] would remain tight-lipped about such an incident, Wheatley, Space and Rick are in space and from Fact's speeches it is impossible to derive anything about his past, hence, Marrissa could not have heard about the event, and must have witnessed been there (and Chell is the event as Chell.
obvious candidate for her to replace.)
This list shows the last 10 events of 55. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=WMG.ITSMYLIFE