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[[WMG:Hancock really [[spoiler:died in the end]].]]

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** Which means the child is long dead.

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** Which means Any children might have only been mortal while in close proximity to Mary or Hancock. Maybe, once Mary was due, they agreed that Hancock would leave to be a guardian of humanity once more for a while, as Mary gave birth (since that was quite dangerous considering healthcare in childbirth in the past) and then raised the child is to adulthood, preparing them for a life of immortality. Then, as the child became an adult, it was left to wander the earth as an immortal, as long dead. as they never visit either of their parents for too long.
*** Or the children might be mortals, but extremely long-lived, barely aging, with possible low-level super-powers. Or maybe they were simply mortal, and may have died of old age or not at this point (a normal human lifespan could stretch past the length of time from when Hancock woke up in hospital to meeting Mary again, so he may have living mortal kids).



We apologize for the previous WMG, the troper responsible has been restrained and sedated.

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We apologize for the previous WMG, the troper responsible has been restrained and sedated.
sedated. ...Because it is clearly Ray who is the Time-Lord. Time-Lords don't have flying, bullet-proof skin, super-strength, and storm-summoning as standard, but being a seemingly normal person? Sure. His response to Hancock (the only super-strong, flying, and bullet-proof super-hero in the world) saving his life, is to calmly thank him and offer some pro-bono public work on his public relations.



[[WMG:Hancock and Mary's Son was [[Film/TheHumanCentipede Dr. Josef Heister]].]]
Think about it, Hancock has a really weird fetish of sticking people's heads up asses and this later went on to Dr. Josef Heister and this is how he actually wants to create a Human Centipede because he saw his pa create millions of them over the years. But he later died because both his mother and father actually met each other before.
* No! Just no!




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** Better yet, Michael Myers is who this kid was destined to become, but in this universe/timeline/world, his bullying never escalated to sociopath serial killer, because he not only knew of at least one incredibly potent "good guy" to either inspire some sense of wanting to do good or at least some fear of being punished for doing wrong, ''or'', at least, because even his relatively minor bullying was dramatically punished in a way that is able to make him totally rethink the path his life was taking.



** Or maybe the wounds that Hancock took just luckily happened to be less severe internally, missing organs and the arteries, while Mary's wounds are more severe, by coincidence, and the weather power is something they both can do. Hancock just hadn't realised he could control weather, having only discovered his more obvious powers (toughness, when hypodermic needles won't pierce his skin, strength, when he never finds anything too heavy to lift ''ever'', and flight, after falls from great heights instinctively have him reject gravity - which is why his flight is wobbly and indelicate until Ray and Mary persuade him to think a lot more about how he flies).



-Hancock's last memory was of Frankenstein..a being pieced together and brought to life...like Osiris.

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-Hancock's last memory only clue to his past was of Frankenstein..a ticket to see Frankenstein...a film about a being who is pieced together out of dead body parts and brought to life...life once more...like Osiris.
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[[WMG: There ''are'' other immortals...]]
They just tend to be like Mary, wanting a normal quiet life, after all the times they have saved the world, they are the truth behind stories of people doing impossible things in high pressure situations.
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* No! Just no!
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[[WMG:Hancock and Mary's Son was [[TheHumanCentipede Dr. Josef Heister]].]]

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[[WMG:Hancock and Mary's Son was [[TheHumanCentipede [[Film/TheHumanCentipede Dr. Josef Heister]].]]
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-Hancock and Mary are claimed to be both brother and sister AND husband and wife.

-Every time they seperate, the situation involves Hancock being harmed..like Osiris.

-Hancock's last memory was of Frankenstein..a being pieced together and brought to life...like Osiris.

-Aaron has eagle/falcon imagery in every scene he is in.

-Aaron's birth mother died in childbirth....not exactly a common occurence in modern times.
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[[WMG: Hancock and Mary are Osiris and Isis...and Aaron is Horus.]]
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** Which means the child is long dead.
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** The name Horus' actually has both the meaning "One who is above" and "The distant one", which both describe Hancock's personality rather well.

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** The name Horus' actually has both the meaning "One who is above" and "The distant one", which both describe Hancock's personality rather well.



Mary met Ray when he was shopping for diapers. Ray, being a clueless new father, needed help choosing between brands. According to Ray, Mary helped him out and eventually they formed a relationship. It's possible that Mary was able to help Ray because she'd had a child of her own. She and Hancock had been together for millenia, and effective birth control hasn't existed all that long. Assuming they're capable of reproducing, it'd be fairly surprising if they didn't have a child. This could go one of two ways:

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Mary met Ray when he was shopping for diapers. Ray, being a clueless new father, needed help choosing between brands. According to Ray, Mary helped him out and eventually they formed a relationship. It's possible that Mary was able to help Ray because she'd had a child of her own. She and Hancock had been together for millenia, and effective birth control hasn't existed all that long.was rare in the past. Assuming they're capable of reproducing, it'd be fairly surprising if they didn't have a child. This could go one of two ways:



*** Actually, in ancient egypt they had a birth control herb so effective they farmed it to extinction. Birth control is OlderThanPrint.

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*** Actually, in ancient egypt they had a birth control herb so effective they farmed it to extinction. Birth control is OlderThanPrint.
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[[WMG:The symbols Hancock draws all over the walls of his cell are related to the symbols [[Main/TropicThunder Kirk Lazarus]] drew on that poor guy in the bathtub during his Main/CreatorBreakdown.]]

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[[WMG:The symbols Hancock draws all over the walls of his cell are related to the symbols [[Main/TropicThunder [[Film/TropicThunder Kirk Lazarus]] drew on that poor guy in the bathtub during his Main/CreatorBreakdown.]]
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[[WMG: Hancock and the other immortals are the result of yet another [[StargateSG1 Goa'uld attempt to create the perfect host]] during their rule over Earth.]]

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[[WMG: Hancock and the other immortals are the result of yet another [[StargateSG1 [[Series/StargateSG1 Goa'uld attempt to create the perfect host]] during their rule over Earth.]]
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[[WMG: Supers can either have weather powers or incredible toughness/ accelerated healing but not both.]]

Mary is more powerful, but not as tough, Hancock survived multiple gun shot wounds, beatings and a knife wound while his powers are on the fritz, Mary 'dies' from being shot once or twice.
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[[WMG:Hancock is [[IAmLegend Neville]].]]

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[[WMG:Hancock is [[IAmLegend [[Film/IAmLegend Neville]].]]
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*** Actually, in ancient egypt they had a birth control so effective they farmed it to extinction. Birth control is OlderThanPrint.

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*** Actually, in ancient egypt they had a birth control herb so effective they farmed it to extinction. Birth control is OlderThanPrint.



Look closely, and you will realize that he is ''out''. Whoever created them decided that he was still needed, so they sent him back.

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Look closely, and you will realize that he is ''out''. Whoever created them the immortals decided that he was still needed, so they sent him back.



Think about it, Hancock has a really weird fetish of sticking people's heads up asses and this later went on to Dr. Josef Heister and this is how he actually wants to create a Human Centipede because he saw his pa create millions of them over the years. But he later died because both his mom and father actually met each other before.

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Think about it, Hancock has a really weird fetish of sticking people's heads up asses and this later went on to Dr. Josef Heister and this is how he actually wants to create a Human Centipede because he saw his pa create millions of them over the years. But he later died because both his mom mother and father actually met each other before.
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***Actually, in ancient egypt they had a birth control so effective they farmed it to extinction. Birth control is OlderThanPrint.
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[[WMG: The french kid is really Michael Myers.]]
Their played by the same actor, the kids name is Michel (Pronounced MeeShell) and they both start out as Jerks.
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[[WMG:Hancock and Mary's Son was [[TheHumanCentipede Dr. Josef Heister]].]]
Think about it, Hancock has a really weird fetish of sticking people's heads up asses and this later went on to Dr. Josef Heister and this is how he actually wants to create a Human Centipede because he saw his pa create millions of them over the years. But he later died because both his mom and father actually met each other before.
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[[WMG:Hancock is Horus]]
Given the repeated imagery of Eagles, that he's possibly thousands of years old and was once part of a people that were considered "Gods"... he may have originally been Horus.
** The name Horus' actually has both the meaning "One who is above" and "The distant one", which both describe Hancock's personality rather well.
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[[WMG:Hancock really [[spoiler:died in the end]].]]
Look closely, and you will realize that he is ''out''. Whoever created them decided that he was still needed, so they sent him back.

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* Mary says they've gotten engaged and broken up every century since 3000 B.C. SoYeah, definitely over 2000 years old.


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* Mary says they've gotten engaged and broken up every century since 3000 B.C. SoYeah, definitely Definitely over 2000 years old.




We apologise for the previous WMG, the troper responible has been restrained and sedated.
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[[WMG:Hancock is a Time Lo-'''THONK!!!''']]
We apologise for the previous WMG, the troper responible has been restrained and sedated.

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