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18th Oct '16 8:51:43 AM dlchen145
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* Let's face it they show up every 50,000 years to go on a killing spree. Planets get scourged, people die, massacres start piling up, you know, quality Necron-style entertainment. And when they are done? They go back to sleep somewhere and wait for a new group of victims to present themselves. Why do they do this? The C'Tan are sleeping somewhere even more remote and make the Reapers look like domesticated house cats. Why aren't we totally screwed? Fortunately, the C'Tan are ''EXTREMELY'' lazy and would rather have their household pets do the killing for them. What happens when the Reapers die? Well, they get really pissed, not the "Aw, shit! It's those fucking kids again!" pissed. But the "Ok, that does it! There goes the universe!" pissed. It's time for a RoaringRampageOfRevenge with an EarthShatteringKaboom on a galactic scale. You know ApocalypseHow? That page doesn't even have a category to describe how bad the C'Tan will fuck up the universe. At least until the Normandy shows up [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu to do that thing it does whenever it stumbles across C'Thulhu]]. And that'll be that, C'Tan dead. And Joker will walk off with every single woman in the universe because he was just faking Vrolik's Disease so that no one would figure out he's the biggest {{Badass}} the universe has ever known. Why do you ask? BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING JOKER! THAT'S WHY!

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* Let's face it they show up every 50,000 years to go on a killing spree. Planets get scourged, people die, massacres start piling up, you know, quality Necron-style entertainment. And when they are done? They go back to sleep somewhere and wait for a new group of victims to present themselves. Why do they do this? The C'Tan are sleeping somewhere even more remote and make the Reapers look like domesticated house cats. Why aren't we totally screwed? Fortunately, the C'Tan are ''EXTREMELY'' lazy and would rather have their household pets do the killing for them. What happens when the Reapers die? Well, they get really pissed, not the "Aw, shit! It's those fucking kids again!" pissed. But the "Ok, that does it! There goes the universe!" pissed. It's time for a RoaringRampageOfRevenge with an EarthShatteringKaboom on a galactic scale. You know ApocalypseHow? That page doesn't even have a category to describe how bad the C'Tan will fuck up the universe. At least until the Normandy shows up [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu to do that thing it does whenever it stumbles across C'Thulhu]]. And that'll be that, C'Tan dead. And Joker will walk off with every single woman in the universe because he was just faking Vrolik's Disease so that no one would figure out he's the biggest {{Badass}} badass the universe has ever known. Why do you ask? BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING JOKER! THAT'S WHY!
30th Aug '16 11:03:31 AM Willbyr
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[[WMG: The Illusive Man is a [[{{Naruto}} Narutard]].]]

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[[WMG: The Illusive Man is a [[{{Naruto}} [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Narutard]].]]
30th Jun '16 7:44:00 PM nombretomado
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[[WMG: Shepard is [[Main/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Revan]].]]

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[[WMG: Shepard is [[Main/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Revan]].]]



[[WMG: [[Franchise/MassEffect The Reapers]] are [[{{Bionicle}} The Great Beings.]]]]

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[[WMG: [[Franchise/MassEffect The Reapers]] are [[{{Bionicle}} [[Toys/{{Bionicle}} The Great Beings.]]]]
5th May '16 2:41:05 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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[[WMG:The Reapers are [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann anti-spirals]].]]

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[[WMG:The Reapers are [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann anti-spirals]].]]
19th Apr '16 10:32:14 AM MicoolTNT
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** You forgot "warp around like a bitch, read the other guy's moves [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard (controller inputs)]], outright cast illusions, MindControl people, and possibly even sacrifice one of them to turn back time on his defeat".

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** You forgot "warp around like a bitch, attack with/from warped space, read the other guy's moves [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard (controller inputs)]], outright cast illusions, MindControl people, and possibly even sacrifice one of them to turn back time on his defeat".
19th Apr '16 10:29:57 AM MicoolTNT
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** You forgot "warp around like a bitch, read the other guy's moves [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard (controller inputs)]], outright cast illusions, MindControl people, and possibly even sacrifice one of them to turn back time on his defeat".
31st Jan '16 9:06:57 AM nombretomado
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[[WMG: SHODAN from SystemShock is based on Reaper technology.]]

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[[WMG: SHODAN from SystemShock ''VideoGame/SystemShock'' is based on Reaper technology.]]
29th Jun '15 5:08:27 PM nombretomado
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[[WMG: Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|Reimagined}} and ''Franchise/MassEffect'' take place in the same universe--same galaxy, even.]]

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[[WMG: Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|Reimagined}} ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}'' and ''Franchise/MassEffect'' take place in the same universe--same galaxy, even.]]
7th Jan '15 10:49:07 AM crazysamaritan
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* They shed off all organs they did not need to [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife browse TV Tropes]], therefore becoming flying jellyfish with many arms for [[WikiWalk opening new tabs]]. They were never able to fully kick their habit of referring to themselves as ThisTroper.

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* They shed off all organs they did not need to [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife browse TV Tropes]], therefore becoming flying jellyfish with many arms for [[WikiWalk opening new tabs]]. They were never able to fully kick their habit of referring to themselves as ThisTroper.
This Troper.
29th Aug '13 4:16:34 AM EarlOfSandvich
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[[WMG: The Combine from the ''HalfLife'' universe fled the Reapers.]]
* The whole reason they became a pandimensional empire in the first place was that they were using their tunnelling technology to escape the Reapers. In the ''Franchise/MassEffect'' universe, they left what we'd consider to be the "prime" dimension and never returned. In the ''HalfLife'' universe, the Black Mesa incident caused them to take an interest in mankind prior to their contact with the Citadel races. The apparent telekinetic ability of Advisors? Biotics. Their telepathy? An adaptation of the tech behind Reaper indoctrination, something else powered by their amps. Overwatch pulse rifles use identical tech to the hand-sized mass accelerator rifles of ''Franchise/MassEffect'' , and Strider distortion cannons are directly analogous to the unstable mass effect fields created by disruptor weapons.

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[[WMG: The Combine from the ''HalfLife'' universe ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' fled the Reapers.]]
* The whole reason they became a pandimensional empire in the first place was that they were using their tunnelling technology to escape the Reapers. In the ''Franchise/MassEffect'' universe, they left what we'd consider to be the "prime" dimension and never returned. In the ''HalfLife'' ''VideoGame/HalfLife'' universe, the Black Mesa incident caused them to take an interest in mankind prior to their contact with the Citadel races. The apparent telekinetic ability of Advisors? Biotics. Their telepathy? An adaptation of the tech behind Reaper indoctrination, something else powered by their amps. Overwatch pulse rifles use identical tech to the hand-sized mass accelerator rifles of ''Franchise/MassEffect'' , and Strider distortion cannons are directly analogous to the unstable mass effect fields created by disruptor weapons.
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