History WMG / CrystalDragonJesus

31st May '14 11:42:09 AM Aiguille
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[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is a [[SailorMoon senshi]], or star entity.]]
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[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is a [[SailorMoon [[Franchise/SailorMoon senshi]], or star entity.]]
15th Jan '14 12:05:31 PM LongLiveHumour
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Hence why so many universes, despite having little to no connection, have a CrystalDragonJesus religion. This is because the Crystal Dragon Jesus is a being who conquerors universe after universe, replacing [[TheOldGods the original pantheon]] with [[AGodAmI his.]] Sometimes he goes as far as [[CosmicRetcon taking the event of creation from them, thus there has always been a Crystal Dragon Jesus.]] Certain misinterpretations are much like how we interpret [[TheBible our Crystal Dragon Jesus.]] And why is he doing this? CrystalDragonJesus is actually the Jesus of TheBible, and [[IncrediblyLamePun the Crystal]] [[TheDragon Dragon]] to [[{{God}} YHWH Himself.]] [[AfterTheEnd Revelations has already happened]], and YHWH is focusing His attention on other universes because either [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans He wants to extend Salvation to everyone]] or [[ControlFreak can't take the fact there are supernatural beings not in His plan]], [[GodIsEvil and thus must eliminate them.]]
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Hence why so many universes, despite having little to no connection, have a CrystalDragonJesus religion. This is because the Crystal Dragon Jesus is a being who conquerors universe after universe, replacing [[TheOldGods the original pantheon]] with [[AGodAmI his.]] Sometimes he goes as far as [[CosmicRetcon taking the event of creation from them, thus there has always been a Crystal Dragon Jesus.]] Certain misinterpretations are much like how we interpret [[TheBible [[Literature/TheBible our Crystal Dragon Jesus.]] And why is he doing this? CrystalDragonJesus is actually the Jesus of TheBible, Literature/TheBible, and [[IncrediblyLamePun the Crystal]] [[TheDragon Dragon]] to [[{{God}} YHWH Himself.]] [[AfterTheEnd Revelations has already happened]], and YHWH is focusing His attention on other universes because either [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans He wants to extend Salvation to everyone]] or [[ControlFreak can't take the fact there are supernatural beings not in His plan]], [[GodIsEvil and thus must eliminate them.]]
15th Nov '13 7:05:01 AM despairchihiro
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* CrystalDragonJesus is [[AvasDemon Titan.]]
9th Sep '13 6:15:07 PM dclark
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* Not necessarily, but Westeros had better cross its fingers.
23rd Aug '13 6:52:10 PM Johnny1993
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[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is a MultiversalConqueror.]] Hence why so many universes, despite having little to no connection, have a CrystalDragonJesus religion. This is because the Crystal Dragon Jesus is a being who conquerors universe after universe, replacing [[TheOldGods the original pantheon]] with [[AGodAmI his.]] Sometimes he goes as far as [[CosmicRetcon taking the event of creation from them, thus there has always been a Crystal Dragon Jesus.]] Certain misinterpretations are much like how we interpret [[TheBible our Crystal Dragon Jesus.]] And why is he doing this? CrystalDragonJesus is actually the Jesus of TheBible, and [[IncrediblyLamePun the Crystal]] [[TheDragon Dragon]] to [[{{God}} YHWH Himself.]] [[AfterTheEnd Revelations has already happened]], and YHWH is focusing His attention on other universes because either [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans He wants to extend Salvation to everyone]] or [[ControlFreak can't take the fact there are supernatural beings not in His plan]], [[GodIsEvil and thus must eliminate them.]]
14th Apr '13 9:14:12 AM MacronNotes
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* Unfortunately, the [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Second Coming]] will not be a good thing...
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* Unfortunately, the [[NeonGenesisEvangelion [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Second Coming]] will not be a good thing...

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23rd Dec '12 5:38:28 AM Doc_Loki
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[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is not alone]] There is also [[LifeOfBrian Crystal Dragon Brian]].
29th Jul '12 8:19:22 AM FELH2
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[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is actually the [[{{Warhammer 40000}} God-Emperor of Mankind]]]]
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[[WMG: CrystalDragonJesus is actually the [[{{Warhammer [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} God-Emperor of Mankind]]]]

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11th Feb '12 2:24:09 PM PracticallyUninformed
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* In between all of that, he was denied 3 times by Copper Unicorn Simon(Peter), all before one of the 3 suns rose and the 3-headed cockatrice crowed.
5th Dec '10 6:55:38 AM Champsosaurus
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It had to be said.
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It had to be said. said. Besides, [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent it's a dragon]].
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