History VideoGame / Postal

20th Sep '17 2:49:45 AM ZuTheSkunk
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** When a church is attacked by terrorists, one of the priests can be seen yelling "Come on my peaceful brethren, it's time to deliver some ass-whooping of biblical proportions!".

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** When a church is attacked by terrorists, one of the priests can be seen yelling "Come on my peaceful brethren, it's time to deliver some an ass-whooping of biblical proportions!".
20th Sep '17 1:08:11 AM ZuTheSkunk
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** Although much of the RWS Building is very quiet when you first visit it on Monday, it's recommended that you snoop around. In one of the board rooms at the back of the building, you can find a pistol and [[MoreDaka a machine gun]], with the latter being the best weapon available to you so early in the game.

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** Although much of the RWS Building is very quiet when you first visit it on Monday, it's recommended that you snoop around. In one of the board rooms at the back of the building, you can find a pistol and [[MoreDaka [[MoreDakka a machine gun]], with the latter being the best weapon available to you so early in the game.
20th Sep '17 12:52:26 AM ZuTheSkunk
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* CutsceneIncompetence: It doesn't matter how much abuse the Dude can normally take and how attentive you are to approaching enemies, he will still get knocked off by a single blow to the head by two not very stealthy rednecks.

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* CutsceneIncompetence: It doesn't matter how much abuse the Dude can normally take and how attentive you are to approaching enemies, he will still get knocked off by a single blow to the head by two not very stealthy rednecks.rednecks on Wednesday.
20th Sep '17 12:46:03 AM ZuTheSkunk
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* CutsceneIncompetence: It doesn't matter how much abuse the Dude can normally take and how attentive you are to approaching enemies, he will still get knocked off by a single blow to the head by two not very stealthy rednecks.
18th Sep '17 5:40:07 AM ZuTheSkunk
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* BigStupidDoodooHead: The sign of the local junkyard gives us this gem: "MIKE'S J: The J is for Junkyard, you fuck ballshit poo!!!"
18th Sep '17 4:43:37 AM ZuTheSkunk
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** There's a hotel in the base game that claims to have private rooms and relaxing, murder-free showers.

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** There's a hotel in the base game that claims to have private rooms and relaxing, murder-free relaxing ''murder-free'' showers.
18th Sep '17 2:56:31 AM ZuTheSkunk
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* CrimeOfSelfDefense: Police who witness a gunfight tend to go after whichever (or whatever, it's possible, should they witness it on the right angle, for the AI to assume a dog or cat shot the victim) of the shooters they see first, rather than who actually started shooting first. As with all video-game police, however, it is entirely dependent on whether the player is involved - if you're being shot and not shooting back, the police will kill your attacker and then probably go after you if you deliberately aggravated the first guy. If you're actively shooting back, they'll drop everything and focus on you as soon as they see you.
** Subverted somewhat by later patches, which provided AI fixes. In the latest versions, police ''do'' give you some leeway if you were attacked without provocation, and will usually let you kill in self-defense. Police also

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* CrimeOfSelfDefense: Police who witness a gunfight tend to go after whichever (or whatever, it's possible, should they witness it on the right angle, for the AI to assume a dog or cat shot the victim) of the shooters they see first, first (possibly including dogs!), rather than who actually started shooting first. As with all video-game police, however, it is entirely dependent on whether the player is involved - if you're being shot and not shooting back, the police will kill your attacker and then probably go after you if you deliberately aggravated the first guy. If you're actively shooting back, they'll drop everything and focus on you as soon as they see you.
** Subverted somewhat by later patches, which provided AI fixes. In the latest versions, police ''do'' give you some leeway if you were attacked without provocation, and will usually let you kill in self-defense. Police also
18th Sep '17 2:22:09 AM ZuTheSkunk
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** Piss off a cop, and they may say "You just signed your death warrant".

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** Piss off a cop, and they may say "You just signed your death warrant".warrant, fuckhead!".
18th Sep '17 1:20:41 AM ZuTheSkunk
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* AllThereInTheScript: The only way you'd know the names of some of the [=NPCs=] (such as "Habib" for the shopkeeper from the shop you buy the milk at) is by turning on the subtitles, which were added in an update from July 2017.
17th Sep '17 1:34:16 PM ZuTheSkunk
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* OwMyBodyPart: When Postal Dude takes damage, he may parody this by saying "Ow, my clavichord!". Clavichords are a medieval keyboard instrument.
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