History UnusualEuphemism / WebOriginal

19th Mar '17 10:56:09 AM StFan
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* In ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', there is an apparent bleeped-out ClusterFBomb by Vegeta in episode 19. But in the stinger at the end, they play it uncensored, and turns into a [=UE=]-licious MinorInsultMeltdown: [[note]]Items in spoiler tags are portions censored in the actual episode.[[/note]]
-->'''Vegeta:''' "Son of a g[[spoiler:um-chewing]] f[[spoiler:unk monster]]! Why the f[[spoiler:ruit]] does all this f[[spoiler:unny]] stuff happen to me?! F[[spoiler:orget]] my life! Always surrounded by miserable f[[spoiler:ail]]ing clods! Like this whole world just likes to bend me over and f[[spoiler:ind]] me in the A[[spoiler:lps]]! Like I'm some sort of s[[spoiler:lot receptacle]]! Well as far as I care, these miserable c[[spoiler:ow]]s can have a f[[spoiler:ancy barbeque]], with a Goddamn pig!"
** The "f[[spoiler:ind]] me in the A[[spoiler:lps]]" euphemism was a nod to the TV telecast of ''Film/TheBigLebowski''. It gets used again by Dr. Gero in episode 38.



* A variation appears in ''SurvivalOfTheFittest' which otherwise averts the trope entirely. When making evalutations of the student files (in-character versions of the student profiles handlers write for the characters), Danya tends to use "motivate" as a euphamism for playing the game/killing. For example "has potential to be a motivator" or "could motivate if given the right incentive."

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* A variation appears in ''SurvivalOfTheFittest' ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'' which otherwise averts the trope entirely. When making evalutations of the student files (in-character versions of the student profiles handlers write for the characters), Danya tends to use "motivate" as a euphamism for playing the game/killing. For example "has potential to be a motivator" or "could motivate if given the right incentive."



* In StupidMarioBrothers, Ash often says things like "Son of a Bulbasaur".

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* In StupidMarioBrothers, ''WebVideo/StupidMarioBrothers'', Ash often says things like "Son of a Bulbasaur".



* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] said "What the pluperfect hell has that got to do with Franchise/{{Batman}}?!" in his review of [[Creator/FrankMiller 'The Dark Knight Strikes Again: Part 1.']]
** He also asked, I think in the same review, "What the Flying Dutchman is up with this background?" And his RunningGag of saying "What the Funk and Wagnall?"

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* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'': Linkara said "What the pluperfect hell has that got to do with Franchise/{{Batman}}?!" in his review of [[Creator/FrankMiller 'The ''[[Creator/FrankMiller The Dark Knight Strikes Again: Part 1.']]
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1]]''. He also asked, I think asked in the same review, "What the Flying Dutchman is up with this background?" And his RunningGag of saying "What the Funk and Wagnall?"



* [[WebVideo/Lonelygirl15 Sara's done the fun in all sorts of places]]
* Knock knock. Who's there? [[Machinima/RedVsBlue You are a shizno.]]

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* [[WebVideo/Lonelygirl15 Sara's ''WebVideo/Lonelygirl15'': "Sara's done the fun in all sorts of places]]
* Knock knock. Who's there? [[Machinima/RedVsBlue You are a shizno.]]
places."



* [[WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange You're an apple!]]

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* [[WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange You're ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'': "You're an apple!]]apple!"



* In ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv'' when Ryuk asks Light for "apples" he's actually asking for sex. Also "Mogi's hoagie" as seen here: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wK-k11uhHg]].



-->'''Sweetums''': [[LampshadeHanging You sure do say 'bleep' a lot!]]
-->'''Ramsay''': It's the bleeping Muppets! There's families bleeping watching!

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-->'''Sweetums''': -->'''Sweetums:''' [[LampshadeHanging You sure do say 'bleep' "bleep" a lot!]]
-->'''Ramsay''':
lot!]]\\
'''Ramsay:'''
It's the bleeping Muppets! There's families bleeping watching!



* [[WebAnimation/YoutubePoop Youtube Poops]] are not shy about swearing, but the nature of [[ManipulativeEditing sentence mixing]] sometimes results in Unusual Euphemisms. [[GamerPoop For example]]:
-->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npr7RMQs_rQ Nazeem]]''' ''(while bending down)'': What an unfortunate disaster it would be if someone were to somehow rip my clothes and ravage the area.
** There's also this...''charming'' insult from Creator/DaThings1's ''The phantom of Oprah'':
-->'''The Phantom''': You little '''''FEDORA!'''''



-->'''Corin Deeth III:''' Letís see. I saw people playing "fetch". I saw a few others "Wrestling in the Greek style". Still others "Waded in the murky pond water". There were only a few instances of the "Towering Inferno". I did see some "bean balling". Also, there was one notable instance of "Wink wink nudge nudge say no more because your mouth is full". There were also a couple of people "Ice Creaming" for most of the night. Belladonnica has taken to drawing exactly what Ice Creaming is, even though I wasnít sure I knew what I meant when I said it.

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-->'''Corin Deeth III:''' Letís see. I saw people playing "fetch". I saw a few others "Wrestling in the Greek style". Still others "Waded in the murky pond water". There were only a few instances of the "Towering Inferno". I did see some "bean balling". Also, there was one notable instance of "Wink wink nudge nudge say no more because your mouth is full". There were also a couple of people "Ice Creaming" for most of the night. Belladonnica has taken to drawing exactly what Ice Creaming is, even though I wasnít sure I knew what I meant when I said it.it.
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11th Jan '17 5:54:54 PM nombretomado
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* [[LonelyGirl15 Sara's done the fun in all sorts of places]]

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* [[LonelyGirl15 [[WebVideo/Lonelygirl15 Sara's done the fun in all sorts of places]]
23rd Dec '16 7:30:46 PM sgamer82
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* In the ''Podcast/KakosIndustries'' episode "Babysit", Kakos Industries CEO Corin Deeth III has to do his regular shareholder announcements with a toddler in the recording booth. Such announcements include the recent "[=UltraNudity=] Festival" and Corin finds himself worrying he doesn't have enough replacement words to properly describe the festival's climax without teaching the little girl things she shouldn't know. Of course, the child, Darkmother Belladonnica, is an EnfanteTerrible who uses her fingerpaints to show she is ''fully'' aware of what Corin is talking about.

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* In the ''Podcast/KakosIndustries'' episode "Babysit", Kakos Industries CEO Corin Deeth III has to do his regular shareholder announcements with a toddler in the recording booth. Such announcements include the recent "[=UltraNudity=] Festival" and Corin finds himself worrying he doesn't have enough replacement words to properly describe the festival's climax without teaching the little girl things she shouldn't know. Of course, The flaw in this idea is the child, Darkmother Belladonnica, is an EnfanteTerrible who uses her fingerpaints to show she is ''fully'' aware of what Corin is talking about.
22nd Dec '16 7:31:21 PM sgamer82
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* In the ''Podcast/KakosIndustries'' episode "Babysit", Kakos Industries CEO Corin Deeth III has to do his regular shareholder announcements with a toddler in the recording booth. Such announcements include the recent "Ultra Nudity Festival" and Corin finds himself worrying he doesn't have enough replacement words to properly describe the festival's climax without teaching the little girl things she shouldn't know. Of course, the child, Darkmother Belladonica, is an EnfanteTerrible who uses her fingerpaints to show she is ''fully'' aware of what Corin is talking about.

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* In the ''Podcast/KakosIndustries'' episode "Babysit", Kakos Industries CEO Corin Deeth III has to do his regular shareholder announcements with a toddler in the recording booth. Such announcements include the recent "Ultra Nudity "[=UltraNudity=] Festival" and Corin finds himself worrying he doesn't have enough replacement words to properly describe the festival's climax without teaching the little girl things she shouldn't know. Of course, the child, Darkmother Belladonica, Belladonnica, is an EnfanteTerrible who uses her fingerpaints to show she is ''fully'' aware of what Corin is talking about.
22nd Dec '16 7:20:24 PM sgamer82
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* Pat of ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'' got so flustered in the ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' episode that he told Matt to "Go--...eat--...a boat."

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* Pat of ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'' got so flustered in the ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' episode that he told Matt to "Go--...eat--...a boat.""
* In the ''Podcast/KakosIndustries'' episode "Babysit", Kakos Industries CEO Corin Deeth III has to do his regular shareholder announcements with a toddler in the recording booth. Such announcements include the recent "Ultra Nudity Festival" and Corin finds himself worrying he doesn't have enough replacement words to properly describe the festival's climax without teaching the little girl things she shouldn't know. Of course, the child, Darkmother Belladonica, is an EnfanteTerrible who uses her fingerpaints to show she is ''fully'' aware of what Corin is talking about.
-->'''Corin Deeth III:''' Letís see. I saw people playing "fetch". I saw a few others "Wrestling in the Greek style". Still others "Waded in the murky pond water". There were only a few instances of the "Towering Inferno". I did see some "bean balling". Also, there was one notable instance of "Wink wink nudge nudge say no more because your mouth is full". There were also a couple of people "Ice Creaming" for most of the night. Belladonnica has taken to drawing exactly what Ice Creaming is, even though I wasnít sure I knew what I meant when I said it.
26th Nov '16 3:52:53 PM nombretomado
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* The WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum say things like "[[LordOfTheRings Flaming Denethor]]" or "[[ChroniclesOfNarnia Jadis in a block of ice]]", and use "Glaurung" as a substitute for the F-word.

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* The WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum say things like "[[LordOfTheRings Flaming Denethor]]" or "[[ChroniclesOfNarnia "[[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Jadis in a block of ice]]", and use "Glaurung" as a substitute for the F-word.
17th Oct '16 5:19:14 PM nombretomado
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* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] said "What the pluperfect hell has that got to do with Franchise/{{Batman}}?!" in his review of [[FrankMiller 'The Dark Knight Strikes Again: Part 1.']]

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* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] said "What the pluperfect hell has that got to do with Franchise/{{Batman}}?!" in his review of [[FrankMiller [[Creator/FrankMiller 'The Dark Knight Strikes Again: Part 1.']]
15th Oct '16 8:58:37 PM nombretomado
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* How many of you had heard "fark" before Drew Curtis launched the [[{{Fark}} eponymous website]] in 1999?

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* How many of you had heard "fark" before Drew Curtis launched the [[{{Fark}} [[Website/{{Fark}} eponymous website]] in 1999?
9th Oct '16 6:08:34 PM ThePocket
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* Similarly, ''WebVideo/RegularCarReviews'' once boasted of an RV's onboard toilet, saying you could "drop a hot deuce" or "DROP A HOT THRICE". What this means is not explained, but the way he says it suggests it's something half again as nasty as taking a dump.[[note]]The proper complement to "deuce" would be "trey", but that would have made it sound like something a clumsy waiter does.[[/note]]



* On Radio/NealBoortz's Twitter feed, "horseobama" or "bullobama," in which "obama" replaces, well, take a guess.

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* On Radio/NealBoortz's Twitter feed, "horseobama" or "bullobama," in which "obama" replaces, well, take a guess.guess.
* Pat of ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'' got so flustered in the ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' episode that he told Matt to "Go--...eat--...a boat."
18th Sep '16 9:25:56 AM nombretomado
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* [[TheAnnoyingOrange You're an apple!]]

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* [[TheAnnoyingOrange [[WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange You're an apple!]]
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