History Tropers / Stoogebie

So I originally came to TVTropes under a different handle, but due to forgetting my own password, I had to ''re''join up on the site and use a passcode easier to remember. To be honest, most of the time I come here as an excuse [[RidiculousProcrastinator to not do actual work for which I am responsible]], and will sometimes throw out hypothetical questions regarding works that I may or may not finish. I do have an account on {{Fanfiction.Net}}, though currently I'm working on finishing up my first ever written fanfic. I would say I am [[CloudCuckoolander strange, even among other tropers]].

* CourdonBleughChef: What do you mean, mayonnaise doesn't go on raisin muffins?

* AttentionDeficetOohShiny: Yup, I have ADD. Easy as 1-2-3, A-B-C D-E-F-G-H...[[FullmetalAlchemist Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Potassium, Sodium]]...er, salt, pepper, spaghetti...[[AxisPowersHetalia PASTA!]]- Marukaite Chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu~ -[[SelfDemonstratingArticle Wait, what was I saying?]]

* AspergersSyndrome: High-functioning, but [[NoSocialSkills it still shows]].
* {{Adorkable}}: I'm saying this ''without'' trying to brag. And failing...
* {{Asexual}}
* BadassBookworm: If being a brown belt in Tae-Kwon-Do constitutes badassery, and reading science textbooks for fun as bookworm, then yes.
* BitchInSheepsClothing: A variant, in that I do consider myself to be one, but the niceness isn't meant to be a facade; I'm trying to be nice, but the {{GIFT}}, pushing a BerserkButton, or (rarely) autism-induced stupidity[[hottip:*:ie, coming off as sarcastic when I meant to use SincerityMode or vice versa]] gets in the way.
* BrainyBrunette: ''Most'' of the time.
* CloudCuckoolander: In spades.
* DeadpanSnarker: Yup.

* FieryRedhead: Invoked, whenever I dye it.
* HazelEyes
* {{Jerkass}}: Not particularly proud of it, but admittedly can be one.
* KickChick: Comes with practicing Tae-Kwon-Do.
* {{Nerd}}
* {{Pettanko}}
* SelfDeprecation: If some of the above listed have led you to believe that I am an egotistical prima donna, then I will inform you here and now; you're kind of right.

* SelfDeprecation: If some of the above listed have led you to believe that I am an egotistical {{primma donna}}, then I will inform you here and now; you're kind of right.

* {{Asexual}}: Not that it entails aromanticism, but yeah.
* BigEater
* BitchInSheepsClothing: I won't lie, I can get like this. Chock it up to the {{GIFT}}, [[strike: autism]] personal reasons, or maybe having a BerserkButton hit. Then again, it's not the straightest example, since really I'm not a ''total'' bitch.

* ChristianityIsCatholic: Averted, I'm a Traditional Catholic.
* DeadpanSnarker: Used for [[SadClown coping]], [[TheSnarkKnight living]] or just plain RuleOfFunny.

* {{Pettanko}}

* LoveAtFirstNote: [[spoiler: And you think I'm actually saying who?]]

* ActionGirl: Kind of. I'm a martial artist in training...
* {{Adorkable}}
* {{Asexual}}: Not that I don't have crushes or something...I could care less about it. Oh, even if I ''did''...[[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife the obvious]].
* BadassAdorable: So I've been told.
* BadassBookworm
* BeyondTheImpossible: Before TV Tropes, I had no life. ThisVeryWiki [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife ruined it anyway]].

* BookDumb: School isn't my strong point; still, I read Stephen Hawkins for fun.
* BrainyBrunette: 'Cept [[FieryRedhead when I dye it]].
* BrilliantButLazy
* BunnyEarsLawyer
* CannotTellAJoke: Ironically, I'm funny, just not in a ''stand-up'' sort of a way. But [[LiteralistSnarking I still suck at jokes when I'm sitting]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* DarkAndTroubledPast: [[TakeOurWordForIt Rather not go into detail]], but it involved moving across the country, daddy issues, being rejected by [[BitchInSheepsClothing so-called "good Christians"]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking switching to a gluten-free diet]].
* DeadpanSnarker: Fluent speaker of smartass.
** DisabledSnarker: Make that ''autistic'' smartass.
* {{Determinator}}: [[BrilliantButLazy when I want to be]].
* DisabledMeansHelpless: My BerserkButton.
* DitzyGenius

* FieryRedhead: Whenever I dye it.
* GenkiGirl
* HeroicSelfDeprecation: My self-esteem isn't very high. :(
* IdiotHero: Well, try like "hero lacking in common sense".
* {{Jerkass}}: Not always, but yeah, I can be.
** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Probably. I'm not a totally bad person, I just have NoSocialSkills. And [[NotGoodWithPeople hate humans]].
** JerkassWoobie: My inner child needs a hug! ;_;
* KindheartedCatLover: Though I like dogs too.
* NotGoodWithPeople: I'm autistic. What do you want?
* NoSocialSkills: See above.
* {{Pettanko}}
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* CannotTellAJoke: Ironically, I'm funny, just not in a ''stand-up'' sort of a way. But [[LiteralistSnarker I still suck at jokes when I'm sitting]].

* {{Buttmonkey}}

* BookDumb: School isn't my strong point; however, I am a genius.

* [[spoiler: CovertPervert]]

* GirlNextDoor

* JadeColoredGlasses: See DarkAndTroubledPast above.

** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: So they say.

* KindheartedCatLover: I like dogs too.

* OhCrap: We've all been there.
* {{Pettanko}}

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Since I'm writing up this page myself, I guess I should have some fun with it.

!Tropes associated with {{Tropers/Stoogebie}}:

* AmbiguouslyAutistic: Subverted; Stoogebie ''is'' a high-functioning Aspie.
* {{Asexual}}

* CloudCuckooLander
* CuteBruiser: A red belt in Tae-Kwon-Do.

* HypocriticalHumor: On occasion.
* {{Jerkass}}: At her worst.
** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Granted, she ''is'' a good person deep down, but it's hidden beneath a crazy idiot.
* KindHeartedCatLover
* TheKirk: Within her family; her mom being TheMcCoy and her dad being TheSpock.
* NoSocialSkills
* {{Moe}}: ''Loves'' these. Arguably counts as one herself, but that's debatable.
* {{Pettanko}}
* ThirdPersonPerson: She does this sometimes. [[CaptainObvious She's doing it right now.]]