History Tropers / MegaMagikarp

%% If you can read this, have five bucks for vandalizing my page. =P
%% Unless of course you're looking at the source, in which case, [[evil:GO AWAY.]]

Hello, there. I'm Mega Magikarp. Just your generic Coloradan person thing.

[[folder:Tropes that apply to me on this wiki]]

(Feel free to vandalize this part)

* AmbiguousGender:I have more fun than I probably should trolling people about this.
* ApologizesALot: It's true, and I apologize for that. =P
%%*DummiedOut: Not sure if it applies to ''me'', but it applies to this page. =P
* BadassLonghair: You know it's true.
** Oh, [[{{@/Poisonarrow}} you]]. =P
* CrazyAwesome: Although I think a good majority of tropers fall under this too...
* MagikarpPower: Just look at the name. Whatever he evolves into will be fearsome indeed...
** RememberTheNewGuy: You were really recognizable around the time you joined the forums. ~@/{{Enzeru}}
* SciFiNameBuzzwords: [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=6pswc5oj3xfv5jryme3ygx0h&page=384#9598 according to]] {{Tropers/Noaqiyeum}}
* {{Moe}} [[hottip:*: You do give off that kinda vibe. ^^ --{{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}}]]
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[[folder:tropes that apply to me]]

* ActualPacifist: I refuse to hurt anyone, regardless of the circumstances. To the point where my worst nightmare is getting drafted into the military.
* {{Adorkable}} ~ @/{{deathpigeon}}
* AmbiguousGender:Judging by what a lot of people say about how I look, both here and IRL, I could easily pass as either a guy or a girl depending on how I dressed and acted.
* ApologizesALot
* BiTheWay: Closer to Pansexual, bur I identify as Bi for simplicity's sake.
* BrilliantButLazy: Which I am none to happy about.
* BroughtToYouByTheLetterS: I have a scarf with my initials on it. (Techinaclly, they're actually my great-great grandfather's initials, but he had the same initials as me, so...)
* CatchPhrase: "If you say so" "I'm not quite sure how to respond to that" "Sometimes, you have to pee on the electric fence for yourself"
* CloudCuckooLander: With both Aspergers and ADHD, this is to be expected.
* CrazyPrepared: I never leave home without a water bottle, or at least I try not to.
* LIsForDyslexia
* NiceHat: Quite a few. And I never leave home without one.
* ProudToBeAGeek: Who here isn't?
* SelfDeprecation: I have a bit of an inferiority complex.
* SickeninglySweetHearts: With @/{{deathpigeon}} - @/StolenByFaeries
* TooKinkyToTorture: I'm...A bit of a masochist... >.>
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Thunderstorms and bees.

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I have two sockpuppets. Go [[@/{{Tropers/Eilis The Great}} give them]] [[{{Tropers/ChesterABum}} a hug!]]


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[[JustForPun VANDALISIM,]] [[{{Recettear}} HO!]]

* USE HYPER BEAM! - {{Tropers/Anomalocaris 20}}
** {{Tropers/Megamagikarp}} used splash! It had no effect.- {{Tropers/Megamagikarp}}
* Compassionate Sadist used VANDALISM! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! - {{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}}
* You are vandalised and I claim my $5. --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]]
** Ok, but there is a chocolate tax, so all you get is 31 Cents. -{{Tropers/Megamagikarp}}
* Is there any reason why your name isn't "Megashinymagikarp"? - {{Tropers/AlBundyFan365}}
** Because of the reason that I have no idea what is. - {{Tropers/Megamagikarp}}
* Oh magikarp I hope you never evolve {{Tropers/Wannabeotaku}}
** >Evil laugh<
* Hello there. ~ [[@/LandOfGold Super Greatness]]
** Hi.
* Hello, Fellow Troper. {{Tropers/Juancarlos11}}
** MOAR VANDALISM, BITCH!
** Well, Vandalism is fun.
** OHOHOHOHO
* [[RegularShow 'Ello, gov'nor!]] --{{@/Tre}}
** Hello, poppet.
* It's not just a magikarp! IT'S A MEGAMAGIKARP! RUNNNNNN! -{{Tropers/Thespacephantom}}
** >:3
* Yes...yes...this is a fertile land and we will thrive... -{{Tropers/WandereroftheWastes}}
** o-o
* Hello! :-) --{{Tropers/Fuzy2K}}
** Hi!
* Why is your avatar so rarely a Magikarp?
** Because you are headcrab zombie.
* ''[[RussianLanguage Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava,]] / [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.]] / [[AxisPowersHetalia Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava]] / [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_anthem Tvoyo dostoyanye na vse vremena!]]'' - @/SabresEdge
** Spasibo! -{{Tropers/megamagikarp}}
* Don't be so cruel to your sockpuppet! Even sockpuppets can become something more... -@/{{The Ginkei}}
** BUT WHAT IF I DON'T WANT THEM TO
* I haven't done this before!? [=*gleefully smashes up page with crowbar*=] -- @/HotelKilo
** Nooooo! :<
* Good day sir! Let me introduce you to my grandson, uh... er... I forgot, what was his name again? -@/TyeDyeWildebeest
** ZOOSMELL POOPLORD? :3
* I am full of sandvich, and I am coming to vandalize your page! -@/EarlOfSandvich
** Another sig for [[strike:Gigagyaridos]] Megamagikarp, from [[@/EarlOfSandvich the same vandal]]
*** YAY
%% I removed that silly troll's vandalism, for I do not appreciate double entandres on my page. =P -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
* How have I not [[{{Pyromaniac}} set your page on fire yet?]] Oh well... - @/{{Nekoalexa}}
** -glomps- X3 - @/{{Nekoalexa}}
** -BURNING GLOMPS- This was ''long'' overdue. -@/{{Nekoalexa}}
*** ''Burning'' glomp?...I appear to have burst into flames. -@/{{MegaMagikarp}}
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKofewfeSoY Have this.]] :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}}
* The faeries have stormed the page. There is no way out anymore. - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}
** ...Is that good or bad? Or both?
* How could they know just what this message means? The end of [[{{Tropers/ThomasCastle}} my]] hopes, the end of all my dreams.
** ...Um, what?
* I was going to give you as a gift to someone else, but that would mean I'd have to sell my shoelaces, among other...wait...that's ''not'' what the [[GiftOfTheMagiPlot Gift of the Magi-karp]] is about? - @/RetsofNoraa
** No, not really.
* I made the faeries restore the door. I'd still stay out of the Tweens if I were you. - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}
** Still don't get what you mean by this.
* Hi. I'm finally vandalizing your page! :D -@/{{Enkufka}}
** Yay!
* Ah, it seems you have not yet had the pleasure that is me vandalizing your page. [[RoninWarriors I'll be swift, but I won't be gentle.]] - @/{{Sakan4k}}
** Creepy.
* to answer your question its blades, Baron of Blades...Swords was the original name for the card suite now called spades, Baron is a royal title...its a card joke. @/{{Vanthebaron}}
** Hmm. I see.
* The Vandals are coming. Will you ally yourself with them, with the Ostrogoths, or the Huns, or the Romans? Neutrality is not an option. ~@/{{Aliroz The Confused}}
** I shall instead side with the Canadians.
* I am vandalizing myself, because of the fact that this is apparently the 100th time this page has been edited. 101th time because of a typo. =P -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
* :3 Cookie? -@/{{Enkufka}}
** But of course! =3 -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
*** Its a TF cookie! :D -@/{{Enkufka}}
* The faeries are here with pokeballs. It's ok - they accidentally locked themselves in them. XD - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a very silly faerie]]
** Ohohohoh. Silly faries.
%%Why do I love this affect so much? -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
* Vandal running short on time ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}}
** You clearly have enough time to vandalize my page. =P -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
* '''VANDALISM FOR YOU''' - [[@/{{inane242}} Naneykins]]
** Yay! Vandalism for me! -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
* [[LargeHam HELLO!!! I HAVE RETURNED ONCE MORE FROM THE DARK VOID!!!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Now I will throw a bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy here!!!!]] -@/VoidsEmpathy
** Mmm....Potatoes... -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
* -steadies rifle and makes sure knife is in pocket- I don't like magikarp. But one that is able to edit TV Trope pages and write on the forums is nice. -throws weapons away and gives megamagikarp a biiiig hug- :D ~[[Tropers/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]]
** ...Um...Hello to you too? o-o
* I have not yet vandalized this page? Interesting. Well, no-one said you need a thread to do so! Hi, I'm [[{{Tropers/Enzeru}} [insert name here],]] but you probably knew that already. -''cue accidentally creepy smile''-
** o-o
* My vandalism would contribute more to your evergrowing community. - @/{{WolfMan16}}
** Yay! More vandalism!
* I honestly can't believe I missed your page for so long. It's a travesty, it really is. -@/{{Phoenixor}}
* [[{{emmens}} I revenge cuddle you!]]
** ARG SAVE ME FROM THE REVENGE CUDDLES -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
* thing goes here [[@/AikoHeiwa Aiko Heiwa]]
** oh look a thing
* If there is a vandalism section, I must vandalise it! :O @/RainehDaze
** Yay! Vandalism!
* Dude... I left one of my poems around here. Hang on... <pulls out paper> AH here it is.\\
Magi is a really cool guy,\\
He shares my taste in fashion,\\
He's a man of words, not action.\\
He's a funny guy, I must say,\\
It's nice to have him every day,\\
And what to what pleasure do I owe him?\\
I have to say, hating the guy is a pure sin. - [[{{Tropers/Inhopelessguy}} The Songseamster]]
** >Happy hug< Now. If only you would rework that so it refers to me as a girl. =P
* Huh. Long time. A little dusty... @/{{Inhopelessguy}}
** >Hands you a duster<
* First time I vandalized this page. @/ThatHuman
** [--yay--]
* My first time here. It feels warm...Oh, wait.That's Magikarps' guts. Urg. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** ...Eeeeew. o.o -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
* Hi there. Nice to meet you. Unleash your MagikarpPower! -Tropers/{{Dalexterminate}}
** But I don't want to! :<
* Nice to meetcha! Now you have to clean up that mess I didn't make. It's not human blood, though, so don't worry. And it's [[{{SuspiciouslySpecificDenial}} definitely not the blood of a newly birthed goat, used in a sacrifice to summon the harvest killers]]. @/{{Tehjinx}}
** You're creepy. :/
* I am going to invoke the TethercatPrinciple and give you a never ending hug. *Hugs forever.* - @/{{deathpigeon}}
** ...Is that good or bad? =P -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
*** That's up to you! Good, I hope! *Continues hugging.* - @/{{deathpigeon}}a--
* Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious - oh, pneumono-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcani-koniosis! -@/LoganLocksley
** o-o
* Huh, I can't believe I haven't written anything here before. Well then...YOU'RE AWESOME, OK? --@/CentralAvenue
** Aww. Thank you.
* As a similarly bisexual sadomasochist, I say hello. @/ILoveDogs
** But, are you sometimes-hyperactive, transgendered, from Colorado or have ADHD? o-o -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
** Hyper as all hell, but probably not transgendered, although bottoming seems like fun. And, I'm from New York. @/ILoveDogs.
** What does bottoming have to do with transgenderedness? =P -[[@/{{Megamagikarp}} The Very Owner Of This Page]]
** Not much, in hindsight. Sorry. @/ILoveDogs
** What are you apologizing for?
* Have i been here before? - @/WhoNeedsSleep
** nope
* -Shoves Rare Candies into mouth- EVOLVE DAMN YOU!!! ~@/{{raigakuren}}
** But I don't want to! :<
* By the power of Gayskull....! Okay, bad joke aside. Have fun, man. ~@/{{Hydronix}}
** >Rimshot<
* [[{{Tropers/squiddleTron}} Vandalism!]] 8D
* [[AssassinsCreedBrotherhood Requiescat in pace]]; requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine. -Fires a hail of arrows- -@/{{desdendelle}}
* If you don't mind, I'm just going to devour your donut-holes. ~''With love and donut-holes'', @/{{Prometheus136}}
* You had an everstone all this time!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ~@/{{raigakuren}}
* Much love from your home boy, I knew you from the streets and the ghetto. Now look at you, your all grown up and runnin' your own gang. I'm proud of you son. ~@/{{PinkHeartChainsaw}}
* A MEGA magikarp? Something that big should make a huge splash... maybe it's a tad effective. - @/AmusedTroperGuy

See also the page of @/{{deathpigeon}}, my boyfriend.

Hello, there. I'm megamagikarp (although it should actually be Mega Magikarp, stupid markup). Just your generic Coloradan person thing.

See also the page of @/{{deathpigeon}}, my boyfriend. <3

* Much love from your home boy, I knew you from the streets and the ghetto. Now look at you, your all grown up and runnin' your own gang. I'm proud of you son. ~@/{{PinkHeartChainsaw}}

Hello, there. I'm megamagikarp (although it should actually be Mega Magikarp, stupid markup). Just your generic Coloradan pansexual gender fluid person thingy.

Hello, there. I'm megamagikarp (although it should actually be Mega Magikarp, stupid markup). Just your generic sadomasochistic Coloradan pansexual gender fluid person thingy.

Hello, there. I'm megamagikarp (although it should actually be Mega Magikarp, stupid markup). Just your generic sadomasochistic Coloradan pansexual bigendered person thingy.

Hello, there. I'm megamagikarp (although it should actually be Mega Magikarp, stupid markup). Just your generic sadomasochistic Coloradan pansexual partially transgendered girl.[[hottip:*:Was born a guy, but wants to be a girl. Scince I wasn't and we don't have a million dollars to go through with transitioning, I wont complain about my body for now.]]

* You had an everstone all this time!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ~@/{{raigakuren}}

* If you don't mind, I'm just going to devour your donut-holes. ~''With love and donut-holes'', @/{{Prometheus136}}

Hello, there. I'm megamagikarp (although it should actually be Mega Magikarp, stupid markup). Just your generic sadomasochistic Coloradan bisexual transgendered girl.[[hottip:*:Was born a guy, but increasingly wants to be a girl more and more in recent days.]]

See also the page of @/{{deathpigeon}}, my boyfriend. =P

* [[AssassinsCreedBrotherhood Requiescat in pace]]; requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine. -Fires a hail of arrows- -@/{{desdendelle}}

* ''[[RussianLanguage Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava,]] / [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.]] / [[AxisPowersHetalia Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava]] / [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_anthem Tvoyo dostoyanye na vse vremena!]]'' - @/SabresEdge

* {{Keet}}

* ''[[RussianLanguage Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava,]] / [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.]] / [[AxisPowersHetalia Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava]] / [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_anthem Tvoyo dostoyanye na vse vremena!]]'' - @/SabresEdge