History Tropers / Malkyrian

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Also, while I didn't write this, I'm saving this for posterity, because it's awesome.

-->[[BadWriting This was pure torture]]
-->[[SoBadItsHorrible I’m making a note here: WHAT A MESS]]
-->[[NauseaFuel It’s hard to overstate my nauseation]]
-->[[GiftedlyBad Tara Gilesbie]]
-->[[ForTheEvulz She does what she must because she can]]
-->[[KickTheDog For the pain of all of us]]
-->[[FateWorseThanDeath Except the ones who are dead]]

-->[[TearsOfBlood But there’s no sense crying even though it’s so bad]]
-->[[DrivenToMadness You just keep on trying as you slowly go mad]]
-->[[BolivianArmyEnding And the fanfic is done]]
-->[[AteHisGun And you swallow your gun]]
-->[[DrivenToSuicide ‘Cause you’d rather not be still alive]]

-->[[AxCrazy I’m so fucking angry]]
-->[[SincerityMode I’m being so sincere right now]]
-->[[MindRape Even though she broke my mind and killed me]]
-->And tore me to pieces
-->And threw every piece into a fire
-->[[SuckinessIsPainful As they burned it hurt because]]
-->Her writing just was that bad

-->[[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Now these long ellipses make a horrible line]]
-->[[FetishRetardant And I’ll never rip these sex scenes out of my mind]]
-->[[HeroicSacrifice But I’m glad I got burned]]
-->[[ForScience Think of all the things we learned]]
-->For the people who are still alive.

-->[[HeroicBSOD Go ahead and leave me]]
-->[[ManlyTears I think I may just sit down and cry]]
-->Maybe you’ll find some much better fanfic
-->Try reading {{Twilight}}
-->[[TakeThat That was a joke. Ha ha. It sucks.]]
-->[[BlatantLies Anyway, this fic is great]]
-->[[SarcasmMode It’s so, like, goffik and shit.]]

-->[[INeedAFreakingDrink Look at me, still talking when there’s drinking to do]]
-->When I look out there it makes me sad I’m not you
-->I’ve a noose to be hung
-->There are [[CrackFic crack fics]] [[ShmuckBait to be sprung]]
-->On the people who are still alive

-->And believe me I am still alive
-->I read the whole thing but I’m still alive
-->[[BrainBleach I feel so dirty but I’m still alive]]
-->When you [[WhatAnIdiot read it]] I’ll be still alive
-->[[AndIMustScream I have no mouth and I am still alive]]
-->Still alive
-->[[{{Portal}} Still alive]]

Describe {{Tropers/Malkyrian}} here.

Hmm, well, let's see...I am very laid back, greatly enjoy (and take pride in) [[ThePhilosopher thought]], have no tolerance for bigotry and very little for ignorance, and am much more of a realist than an idealist. Oh, and I am also a proud atheist, though I don't have any serious dislike of religion and can easily coexist.

I am entirely immune to NightmareFuel; this is more of a BlessedWithSuck than one might expect, given the fact that I don't ''understand'' fear at all either, and I would rather like to understand as much as possible of this world during what little time I have. I'm also very resistant to {{Tear Jerker}}s - neither [[{{Futurama}} Jurassic Bark]] nor GraveOfTheFireflies worked on me - but am not immune, as {{Clannad}} showed me all too well.

I'm not particularly interested in sex or romance, yet I am also not entirely asexual. Yes, it's possible; sorry, [[FreudWasRight Freud.]] I don't even understand ''gender'', for that matter - why it is that people see themselves and others differently based on physical appearance is something I likely will never understand. Yeah, I'm pretty weird in some ways.

Also, let it be said that I am one hell of a ShrinkingViolet when offline. This may surprise those who know me [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold online]]. In either case, it is extremely difficult to make me truly angry, but when I am, [[BewareTheNiceOnes it]] [[TranquilFury is a]] [[DeathGlare sight]] [[ThisIsUnforgivable to]] [[OhCrap behold]]. Generally one can tell - if I use the word "evil" to describe you, '''''run'''''.

I very much enjoy competitive games, and competitive {{Pokemon}} in particular - it highly rewards a player who takes advantage of the element of surprise. "Expect the unexpected" isn't so easy in practice, and I will very swiftly forgo the [[StopHavingFunGuys "standard"]] sets for the sake of catching my opponent off guard. More often than not, this pays off very nicely.

Also, if you want to distract me for a good while, show me something cute. I have a friend who refers to me as "Omochikaeri". There is a good reason for this.

Now, finally, let me forgo the intentional GenderNeutralWriting used throughout this so that I may reveal that I am ([[TheUnreveal insert sound of a train whistle here]]).

Update: I no longer visit the forums apart from an occasional lurk, now preferring to hang out in [[TroperIRCChannel #tropers and #gender]]. Still, feel free to vandalize.

We claim this base as belong to us. Welcome to the forums; and please don't troll us by being Gender Neutral! We have enough trouble with that already... -{{Tropers/Katsuun}}

You don't mind if we try to guess, do you? My guess is ...[[spoiler:elsewhere.]]-{{Tropers/Artemis92}}\\
--WHAT?! How dare you try to guess! [[FauxHTMLTags [/joke] ]] Nah, I don't mind at all. -{{Tropers/Malkyrian}}\\
--Yeah, on second thought, I guess [[TheReveal a straight answer]] was [[StatusQuoIsGod a bit much to ask for]][[hottip:...:Although come to think of it, [[YouNeverAsked I didn't even actually ask if I was right]].]].-{{Tropers/Artemis92}}
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[[supersecretspoiler: ..[[{{Tropers/Artemis92}} .]]female? [[{{Tropers/Malkyrian}} .]]Maybe.]]

Update: I no longer visit the forums apart from an occasional lurk, now preferring to hang out in [[TroperIRCChannel #tropers]]. Still, feel free to vandalize.

I'm not particularly interested in sex or romance, yet I am also not asexual. Yes, it's possible; sorry, [[FreudWasRight Freud.]] I don't even understand ''gender'', for that matter - why it is that people see themselves and others differently based on physical appearance is something I likely will never understand. Yeah, I'm pretty weird in some ways.

Feel free to vandalize.