History Tropers / Korgmeister

A minor but regular contributor to the forum. Considered by some to be a NinjaEditor but in truth although almost every single one of my forum posts shows an edit watermark, this is just a consequence of being terrible at proofreading my own writing and because the forum lacks a preview feature.

Please bear in mind the following things when reading my posts:
* I will offend you at some point. [[TheGadfly It's just how I roll.]]
* I respect your right to express your opinion. That is the very same right that allows me to make fun of yours.
* ClusterFBomb means I'm either being silly or highly emotional. Nothing I write in either state should be taken seriously.
* If something I've said doesn't make any sense to you, please ask me if I meant what you think I meant. Chances are pretty good I didn't.
* Failure to ask for clarification means you've given me not one but two demonstrations of extremely poor judgment. I will mock you for this without pity and you will have deserved every bit of it.

Probably my most notable forum activity would be a [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=iz1b6h8myuhrov5jkib4btdj Lets Play of Bioware's Epic Dragon Age.]] Unusual in that [[{{Understatement}} I was not a fan of the game]] and tell it from the perspective of a HeroicSociopath / KnightInSourArmor Warden (YourMileageMayVary) who enjoys LampshadeHanging the tendency of Ferelden to be pretty much made of FridgeLogic.

Used to be a regular on The Ventrilo server back when it was popular. Now more likely to be found on the #yackfest IRC channel. Despite the relatively low quantity of output, tends to be rather [[Quotes/{{Korgmeister}} quotable.]]

'''Contributions AKA PLZ DON'T BAN ME:'''

I have contributed in some meaningful extent to the following pages:
* {{Cerebus}}
* YTheLastMan
* {{Spore}}
* BatmanGambit

I have launched the following series/media pages:
* TheLibrarians
* JoyFM

I have launched the following tropes:
* RockOperaPlot
* WeWillSpendCreditsInTheFuture


'''Stuff wot I likes:'''

'''Comics:'''\\
{{Cerebus}}\\
{{Deadpool}}\\
{{Nextwave}}\\
{{Watchmen}}\\
YTheLastMan

'''Movies:'''\\
{{Coraline}}\\
DistrictNine\\
FightClub\\
LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels\\
TheBigLebowski\\
{{Trainspotting}}

'''Music:'''\\
BritneySpears (I claim to enjoy her music ironically. Make of that what you will.)\\
DavidBowie\\
LadyGaga\\
PetShopBoys\\
TheProtomen

'''Radio:'''\\
JoyFM

'''Telly-Vision:'''\\
DoctorWho\\
{{Firefly}}\\
{{Mythbusters}}\\
TopGear\\
TheBill\\
TheLibrarians\\
UglyBetty

'''Theatre:'''\\
AvenueQ\\
{{Wicked}}

'''Video Games:'''\\
BioWare\\
{{Borderlands}}\\
CityOfHeroes\\
EveOnline\\
MassEffect

'''Webcomics:'''\\
SchlockMercenary\\
SomethingPositive

'''Web Original:'''\\
DragonBallZAbridged\\
EncyclopediaDramatica\\
GantzAbridged\\
SCPFoundation\\
YoutubePoop\\
YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries

'''Western Animation:'''\\
{{Wakfu}}

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'''This troper exhibits the following tropes:'''
* RealMenWearPink: ([[spoiler:insert dimensions here]]) of LadyGaga fanboy.
* LargeHam - to the power of ten. Also, he sounds like Australian Sean Connery.
* GetAHoldOfYourselfMan - his posts in the Insecurities thread tend to be a well-executed version of this.
* StrawmanPolitical: Inverted. He's so bloody-minded in his devotion to sensible thinking that odds are, ''you're'' the strawman in comparison. Maybe that just makes him StupidNeutral; the jury is still out.
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[--He also happens to be [[SuzumiyaHaruhi an interface]].--]

May we - like you - always find awesome things out of mistranslations. - {{Krrackknut}}.

My humour has left me high and dry... so, um... yeah. Hey. - {{Flanker 66}}

Ahh...Avenue Q. Pure Musical Genius. You wouldn't happen to have actually seen it before? Amazing. Also...you deserve a high five. Why? Because where I livve, it's National High Five Day! Woohoo!\\
(No, I haven't seen it live. There was a local production of it but it just doesn't sound right in Australian accents)

SPESS

To the Sons of Light! - {{Krrackknut}}.

Fight Club! Coraline! Doctor Who! [=* Dracia puts on oxygen mask and gives Korg two thumbs up* =]

Hello gentlemen. [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs All Your Base Are Belong To--]] hey, cool, {{Mythbusters}} and UglyBetty! --[[OuttaTheBLAM CATS]]

Gah! I have the same problems with my posts. Usually its to either add a bit of information or to fix typos. I also follow the same things when I post on forums, which leads to many considering me annoying and vile as a misunderstanding. That said; I am a {{jerkass}} alot of the time - Tropers/{{Edmania}}

KO~ORGY!!! *tacklehugs* :D Hallo Mr. Grumpy plush toy! I figured I'd vandalize your page with cuteness today so, yeah. :3 -[[{{Jinxed Blackcat}} The Moe Cat]]

SO, you're the one who is suppossed to be the epitome of KnightInSourArmor. Nice to stalk you, er, meet you! - {{Polarity}}

Hey! I am not that big on our country but you seem like a pretty cool dude so X marks the spot just here. - Tropers/MadassAlex

SO, you're the one who is suppossed to be the epitome of KnightInSourArmor. Nice to stalk you, er, meet you! - {{Polarity}}

KO~ORGY!!! *tacklehugs* :D Hallo Mr. Grumpy plush toy! I figured I'd vandalize your page with cuteness today so, yeah. :3 -[[{{Jinxed Blackcat}} The Moe Cat]]

KO~ORGY!!! *tacklehugs* :D Hallo Mr. Grumpy plush toy! I figured I'd vandalize your page with cuteness today so, yeah. :3 -[[{{JinxedBlackcat}} The Moe Cat]]

Gah! I have the same problems with my posts. Usually its to either add a bit of information or to fix typos. I also follow the same things when I post on forums, which leads to many considering me annoying and vile as a misunderstanding. That said; I am a {{jerkass}} alot of the time - Tropers/{{Edmania}}

Gah! I have the same problems with my posts. Usually its to either add a bit of information or to fix typos. I also follow the same things when I post on forums, which leads to many considering me annoying and vile as a misunderstanding. That said; I am a {{jerkass}} alot of the time, SoYeah. - Tropers/{{Edmania}}

The Ventrilo server (tvtropes.hostventrilo.net port 9702 FUKKEN GET ON IT ALREADY!) is where I [[SmallNameBigEgo bask in my glorious delusions of significance]]. There I am known for my [[LargeHam Epic Hammery,]] [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkery]] and RapidFireComedy. For the record, I did actually try standup comedy once. [[NoodleIncident We shall never speak of it again.]]