History Tropers / Kardamon

23rd Sep '12 10:40:00 AM desdendelle
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* You find me interesting?! ''*[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJR6sAo0CU SQUEE!!!]]*'' [[TheImmodestOrgasm Ah-um, I mean...]]*ahem* thank you for visiting my page. It makes me [[{{Understatement}} very happy]]. Good day to you now! ^^ -@/BlakeDiamond

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* You find me interesting?! ''*[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJR6sAo0CU SQUEE!!!]]*'' [[TheImmodestOrgasm Ah-um, I mean...]]*ahem* thank you for visiting my page. It makes me [[{{Understatement}} very happy]]. Good day to you now! ^^ -@/BlakeDiamond-@/BlakeDiamond
* Bishie? Do you mean you look like [[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080806084661/dynastywarriors/images/a/a5/Mitsuhide.jpg Akechi Mitsuhide]]? -the ''[[@/{{desdendelle}} Use Psychology]]''
19th Jun '12 9:57:22 AM Kardamon
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* {{Otaku}}: His most favorite series are PandoraHearts, DarkerThanBlack, and BlackButler.

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* {{Otaku}}: His most favorite series are PandoraHearts, DarkerThanBlack, and BlackButler. And LastExile, LAST EXILE LAST EXILE F*CK YEAH LAST EXILE, screw everything else, this is the best thing I've ever watched. [[GushingAboutShowsYouLike Ever]].
30th Mar '12 11:22:10 AM Kardamon
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* TheHedonist: As a result of my nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no? Of course, my actual beliefs are much more complex than that, but to someone who doesn't know me well, it may seem that all I care for is experiences. In fact, that may be true, but the things I like are more varied than one might think. You, for example. I like you, so doing nice things for you becomes a thrill in and of itself. Of course, I might [[ProblemSleuth flip the fuck out]] and decide that hurting you is what I want most right now, but it's unlikely. And in any case, other people might do that too, no? Life's a gamble, and the odds are in your favor.

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* TheHedonist: As a result of my nihilistic [[NietzscheWannabe nihilistic]] world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no? Of course, my actual beliefs are much more complex than that, but to someone who doesn't know me well, it may seem that all I care for is experiences. In fact, that may be true, but the things I like are more varied than one might think. You, for example. I like you, so doing nice things for you becomes a thrill in and of itself. Of course, I might [[ProblemSleuth flip the fuck out]] and decide that hurting you is what I want most right now, but it's unlikely. And in any case, other people might do that too, no? Life's a gamble, and the odds are in your favor. Actually, the "nihilistic" thing is not as it may seem: when people talk about nihilism, they imagine gloomy, wangsty teenagers with a love of LargeHam. My personal take on this is something not unlike "Higher powers? Could be, could be. But I doubt that they care about what you do, human #234254533566E+17. So chill, man!No - one's watching your every move. We were just havin' a party here. Care to join?"
28th Mar '12 6:48:52 AM Kardamon
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* TheHedonist: As a result of my nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no?
* TheHero /AntiHero/ VillainProtagonist: Of course. If not me, then who?

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* TheHedonist: As a result of my nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no?
no? Of course, my actual beliefs are much more complex than that, but to someone who doesn't know me well, it may seem that all I care for is experiences. In fact, that may be true, but the things I like are more varied than one might think. You, for example. I like you, so doing nice things for you becomes a thrill in and of itself. Of course, I might [[ProblemSleuth flip the fuck out]] and decide that hurting you is what I want most right now, but it's unlikely. And in any case, other people might do that too, no? Life's a gamble, and the odds are in your favor.
* TheHero /AntiHero/ VillainProtagonist: VillainProtagonist/ AntiVillain: Of course. If not me, then who?



* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: I used to have a regular one the size of Siberia when I was little. IGotBetter, but there are still traces left. I deals with them by [[JerkassWoobie being bitchy]].

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* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: I used to have a regular one the size of Siberia when I was little. IGotBetter, but there are still traces left. I deals deal with them by [[JerkassWoobie being bitchy]].


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* VerbalTic, no?
19th Mar '12 3:04:48 PM Kardamon
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19th Mar '12 3:04:27 PM Kardamon
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--> Payback is overdue
--> So much for my I.O.U.
--> My head is stuck underneath Godís thumb
--> I guess that makes me the lucky one
--> '''Celldweller''', "The Lucky One"
19th Mar '12 2:38:17 PM Kardamon
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* JerkWithAHeartOfJerk
* KnifeNut: In my opinion, the trench knife is the best melee weapon ever created, though I also like stilettos, boot knives, push daggers, katara, switchblades, tanto, and throwing daggers. I also have a weakness for survival knives, you know the things, the ones with a compass in the handle and a little compartment inside for fishing line, bandages, a map, stuff like that.



* ThirdPersonPerson: As per {{TVtropes}} tradition. Or like [[ASongOfIceAndFire The Unsullied]], but with more [[UnusualEuphemism rifle and two grenades]]. "This one decided to drop it, though, it's ridiculous.

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* ThirdPersonPerson: As per {{TVtropes}} tradition. Or like [[ASongOfIceAndFire The Unsullied]], but with more [[UnusualEuphemism rifle and two grenades]]. "This This one decided to drop it, though, it's ridiculous.
11th Mar '12 2:19:51 PM Kardamon
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* IneffectualDeathThreats: I usually threaten people with [[IAmAHumanitarian cannibalism]]. My preferred technique is getting [[NoSenseOfPersonalSpace really close]] to people and saying "I'll ''eat your face''."
3rd Mar '12 10:52:05 AM BlakeDiamond
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* You find me interesting?! ''*[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJR6sAo0CU SQUEE!!!]]*'' [[TheImmodestOrgasm Ah-um, I mean...]]*ahem* thank you for visiting my page. It makes me [[{{Understatement}} very happy]]. Good day to you now! ^^ -@/BlakeDiamond
20th Feb '12 4:02:05 AM Kardamon
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Oh, so I see someone made this one a page! Thanks, [[MysteriousBenefactor someone]]! Well. Allow this one to introduce himself. His name is Alexander, he lives in {{Moscow}} in TheNewRussia. He is currently studying chemistry in The Moscow Chemical Lyceum, [[LazyBum with]] [[BornLucky varying]] [[{{Jerkass}} degrees]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife of success]]. This one is relatively new here, so if he screws something up, just tell him. Seriously, he [[WellIntentionedExtremist doesn't want anything bad]], [[WalkingWasteland he just wants to help]]!

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Oh, so I see someone made this one me a page! Thanks, [[MysteriousBenefactor someone]]! Well. Allow this one to introduce himself. His My name is Alexander, he lives I live in {{Moscow}} in TheNewRussia. He is I am currently studying chemistry in The Moscow Chemical Lyceum, [[LazyBum with]] [[BornLucky varying]] [[{{Jerkass}} degrees]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife of success]]. This one is relatively new here, so if he screws something up, just tell him. Seriously, he I [[WellIntentionedExtremist doesn't don't want anything bad]], [[WalkingWasteland he I just wants want to help]]!



* AboveGoodAndEvil: Well, not in the usual sense, but he thinks that good and evil are ridiculously shitty concepts which differ from person to person and are mostly used to justify oneself. In his opinion, every definition of good and evil is equally valid.

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* AboveGoodAndEvil: Well, not in the usual sense, but he thinks I think that good and evil are ridiculously shitty concepts which differ from person to person and are mostly used to justify oneself.oneself [[{{Demonization}} while shutting up anyone with a diferrent opinion]]. In his opinion, every definition of good and evil is equally valid.



* AttentionWhore: You are reading this page about him! [[TheImmodestOrgasm Aaahhhhh...]]
* BerserkButton: Do not address him by his last name. Also, [[{{Hypocrite}} "universal morals"]]

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* AttentionWhore: You are reading this page about him! me! [[TheImmodestOrgasm Aaahhhhh...]]
* BerserkButton: Do not address him me by his my last name.name. And don't screw my name up. It's Alexander, dammit, or [[GenderBlenderName Sasha]] if you have to. Also, [[{{Hypocrite}} "universal morals"]]



* TheBarnum: He strives to be.
* BrilliantButLazy: Here in GloriousMotherRussia, we have a saying: "[[AliceAndBob Bob]]'s sloth was born before him". Well, if that is in any way true, then '''his''' sloth shagged Eve herself, and thus indirectly YourMom. On the other hand, if he puts his mind to something, he can usually accomplish it quite easily. It just doesn't happen very often.

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* TheBarnum: He strives I strive to be.
* BrilliantButLazy: Here in GloriousMotherRussia, we have a saying: "[[AliceAndBob Bob]]'s sloth was born before him". Well, if that is in any way true, then '''his''' '''my''' sloth [[BlasphemousBoast shagged Eve herself, herself]], and thus indirectly YourMom. On the other hand, if he puts I put his mind to something, he I can usually accomplish it quite easily. It just doesn't happen very often.



* ConsummateLiar: This one always believes his own lies. If he can't believe a lie, then he must craft a new one.

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* ConsummateLiar: This one always believes his own lies. If he I can't believe a lie, then he I must craft a new one.



* EvilLaugh: ihihihiHIHIH'''HIHEHEHEHEHE'''IIII...iiihhihihi...hehihi...ih-hi...S-sorry...I suppose I got a bit...carried away...

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* EvilLaugh: EvilLaugh /GigglingVillain: ihihihiHIHIH'''HIHEHEHEHEHE'''IIII...iiihhihihi...hehihi...ih-hi...S-sorry...I suppose I got a bit...carried away...



* HannibalLecture: He tends to hand these out when somebody mentions "[[{{Hypocrite}} universal morals]]".
* TheHedonist: As a result of his nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no?
* TheHero /AntiHero/ VillainProtagonist: Of course. If not him, then who?
* SuperOCD: This one hasn't been diagnosed with it, but I he is sometimes compelled to do weird, mostly number-related things, like when brewing tea, shake the teabag seven times quickly, and then seven times slowly, then inhale the steam and breathe it out. Other things are licking mirrors two times, running his left hand over trees when walking past (preferably if the tree is on the right side from him), announcing his departure loudly in plural when leaving some kind of place (like "We're leaving!") and saying "It'll be right, Brother" when seeing his tired-looking reflection in a mirror, and taking seven quick gulps and seven slow ones when drinking out of a bottle. What's that supposed to mean - [[BlatantLies search this one]].
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: He used to have a regular one the size of Siberia when he was little. HeGotBetter, but there are still traces left. He deals with them by [[{{Jerkass}} being bitchy]].
* ItAmusedMe: Contributes to his general jerkassitude.
* {{Jerkass}}: Let's just say he has his moments.
* MeasuringTheMarigolds: He tends to do that with traditional values. This one doesn't understand things that "[[{{Hypocrite}} Weren't meant to be analysed]]" or "[[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Are just how things ought to be]]".
* NightmareFetishist: In a (usually) non-sexual way: it's just that the things he finds beautiful are pretty weird. Here's an image that just popped into his mind: A human sized bisque doll of ambiguous gender, with delicate features. One half of its face is open like half of a door, and you can see whirring clockwork inside. Its eye is bright blue, like a clear little pool of copper sulphate. It looks almost alive, but it weeps black bile, and the same bile seeps out of its joints, the glossy black contrasting vividly with the doll's white skin. Tis a strange thing, but pretty, no?
* OralFixationFixation: Pens, pencils, chuppas, fingernails, chuppa sticks, toothpicks, sometimes his fingers whole. [[TooMuchInformation When he forget himself, this one leaves nasty bites]].

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* HannibalLecture: He tends I tend to hand these out when somebody mentions "[[{{Hypocrite}} universal morals]]".
* TheHedonist: As a result of his my nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no?
* TheHero /AntiHero/ VillainProtagonist: Of course. If not him, me, then who?
* SuperOCD: This one hasn't been diagnosed with it, but I he is am sometimes compelled to do weird, mostly number-related weird things, like when brewing tea, shake the teabag seven times quickly, and then seven times slowly, then inhale the steam and breathe it out. Other things are licking mirrors two times, running his my left hand over trees when walking past (preferably if the tree is on the right side from him), me), announcing his my departure loudly in plural when leaving some kind of place (like "We're leaving!") and saying "It'll be right, Brother" when seeing his my tired-looking reflection in a mirror, and taking seven quick gulps and seven slow ones when drinking out of a bottle.bottle. Also, I usually stare at my reflection, and feel decidedly uneasy when it's distorted. What's that supposed to mean - [[BlatantLies search this one]].
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: He I used to have a regular one the size of Siberia when he I was little. HeGotBetter, IGotBetter, but there are still traces left. He I deals with them by [[{{Jerkass}} [[JerkassWoobie being bitchy]].
* ItAmusedMe: Contributes to his my general jerkassitude.
* {{Jerkass}}: Let's just say he has his I have my moments.
* MeasuringTheMarigolds: He tends I tend to do that with traditional values. This one doesn't understand things that "[[{{Hypocrite}} Weren't meant to be analysed]]" or "[[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Are just how things ought to be]]".
* NightmareFetishist: In a (usually) non-sexual way: it's just that the things he finds I find beautiful are pretty weird. Here's an image that just popped into his my mind: A human sized bisque doll of ambiguous gender, with delicate features. One half of its face is open like half of a door, and you can see whirring clockwork inside. Its eye is bright blue, like a clear little pool of copper sulphate. It looks almost alive, but it weeps black bile, and the same bile seeps out of its joints, the glossy black contrasting vividly with the doll's white skin. Tis a strange thing, but pretty, no?
* OralFixationFixation: Pens, pencils, chuppas, fingernails, chuppa sticks, toothpicks, sometimes his my fingers whole. [[TooMuchInformation When he I forget himself, this one leaves myself, I leave nasty bites]].



* TheHerosJourney: Hypothetically, his entire life.
* ThirdPersonPerson: As per {{TVtropes}} tradition. Or like [[ASongOfIceAndFire The Unsullied]], but with more [[UnusualEuphemism rifle and two grenades]]. It slips a lot, though.

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* TheHerosJourney: Hypothetically, his my entire life.
* ThirdPersonPerson: As per {{TVtropes}} tradition. Or like [[ASongOfIceAndFire The Unsullied]], but with more [[UnusualEuphemism rifle and two grenades]]. It slips a lot, though."This one decided to drop it, though, it's ridiculous.
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