History Tropers / HilarityEnsues

'''OFFICIAL BACKSTORY''' (Written by Daionus the 23rd)

And tell you all about how he became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

[[supersecretspoiler: HE USES ANTLERS IN ALL OF HIS DEEEEEEEEECORATING! MY WHAT A GUY, GASTON! ~OuttaTheBLAM]]
[[supersecretspoiler: Hey everybody who posts under this, just add a supersecretspoiler to the end, don't even bother with a linebreak. Let's see what happens. -{{English Ivy}}]]
[[supersecretspoiler: DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING! ~{{insofar}}]]
[[supersecretspoiler: [[ViolentGlaswegian ARSE!]] - NotSoBadassLongcoat]] [[supersecretspoiler:I'm in ur page, eating ur text. ~{{Katrika}}]] [[supersecretspoiler:Wow, I've never messed around with a user's page before. Except that one Uncyclopedian Noob, but all that happened was I got the school computer temporarily anon-banned (not to be confused with GannonBanned) from Uncyclopedia, and they were so asking for it for deleting my article on {{LittleBigPlanet}}! -{{Kimura}}]] [[supersecretspoiler: What am I even doing here? ~{{Zephid}}]] [[supersecretspoiler:what is this- Nope, not gonna do it, nope.~{{Wicked223}}]] [[supersecretspoiler:This page is epic, but nowhere near as epic as Hilarity's voice. ~BobbyG]][[supersecretspoiler:This has been {{Zudak}} reporting for the BBC. Back to you, Hilarity.]] [[supersecretspoiler:Hilarity Ensues really lives up to his name. - Contributors/TheJackal]] [[supersecretspoiler:Thank you for having an anime avatar that does not depict a bug-eyed moeblob. Screw you for picking the creepiest possible alternative. ~{{Penguin 4 Senate}}]] [[supersecretspoiler:Lol, this is exactly the same as [[XtremeKoolLetterz Supa Secrit Spoilar]] in appearance, but uses color tags ololol. -{{Kimura}} (Ninja'd: color tag doesn't hide a links.)]] [[supersecretspoiler: You re the best ever. Period. - Daionus the 23rd]]
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[[supersecretspoiler: '''OFFICIAL BACKSTORY''' (Written by Daionus the 23rd)]]

[[supersecretspoiler:Now this is the story all about how]]
[[supersecretspoiler:His life got flipped-turned upside-down]]
[[supersecretspoiler:I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:And tell you all about how he became the prince of a town called Bel-Air]]

[[supersecretspoiler:In West Phildelphia, born and raised,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:On the playground,where he spent most of his days]]
[[supersecretspoiler:Chillin' out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool]]
[[supersecretspoiler:And shootin' some B-ball outside of the school,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:When a couple o' guys, who were up to no good,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:Started makin' trouble in his neighborhood.]]
[[supersecretspoiler:He got in one little fight and his mom got scared]]
[[supersecretspoiler:And said: "Yo' movin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air."]]

[[supersecretspoiler:He begged and pleaded with her day after day,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:But she packed his suitcase and sent him on his way.]]
[[supersecretspoiler:She gave him a kiss, and then she gave him his ticket,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:So he put his walkman on and said "Might as well kick it!"]]

[[supersecretspoiler:He got first class and, yo, it was bad,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:(Orange juice from a champagne glass?!)]]
[[supersecretspoiler:He wondered if this was what people in Bel-Air were livin' like,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:And said "Hmmmmmm, this might be alright."]]

[[supersecretspoiler:But he also heard they were prissy, bougiue, and all that.]]
[[supersecretspoiler:Was it the type of place to send this cool cat?]]
[[supersecretspoiler:He didn't think so, and would see when he got there.]]
[[supersecretspoiler:They had better been prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!]]

[[supersecretspoiler:When he got off the plane and saw that when he came out,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:There was a dude dressed like a cop standin' there with his name out.]]
[[supersecretspoiler:He wasn't tryin' ta get arrested, he had just got there,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:So he sprang quick like lightnin' and dissapeared.]]

[[supersecretspoiler:Then he whistled for a cab and when it came near,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:The liscence plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror.]]
[[supersecretspoiler:If anything, he could tell that this cab was rare,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:But he shrugged it off and said "Yo Holmes, to Bel-Air!"]]

[[supersecretspoiler:He pulled up to a house at around seven or eight,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:And yelled to the cabbie "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!"]]
[[supersecretspoiler:He looked at his kingdom, he was finally there,]]
[[supersecretspoiler:To sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.]]

[[supersecretspoiler: [[ViolentGlaswegian ARSE!]] - NotSoBadassLongcoat]] [[supersecretspoiler:I'm in ur page, eating ur text. ~{{Katrika}}]] [[supersecretspoiler:Wow, I've never messed around with a user's page before. Except that one Uncyclopedian Noob, but all that happened was I got the school computer temporarily anon-banned (not to be confused with GannonBanned) from Uncyclopedia, and they were so asking for it for deleting my article on {{LittleBigPlanet}}! -{{Kimura}}]] [[supersecretspoiler: What am I even doing here? ~{{Zephid}}]] [[supersecretspoiler:what is this- Nope, not gonna do it, nope.~{{Wicked223}}]] [[supersecretspoiler:This page is epic, but nowhere near as epic as Hilarity's voice. ~BobbyG]][[supersecretspoiler:This has been {{Zudak}} reporting for the BBC. Back to you, Hilarity.]] [[supersecretspoiler:Hilarity Ensues really lives up to his name. - Contributors/TheJackal]] [[supersecretspoiler:Thank you for having an anime avatar that does not depict a bug-eyed moeblob. Screw you for picking the creepiest possible alternative. ~{{Penguin 4 Senate}}]] [[supersecretspoiler:Lol, this is exactly the same as [[XtremeKoolLetterz Supa Secrit Spoilar]] in appearance, but uses color tags ololol. -{{Kimura}} (Ninja'd: color tag doesn't hide a links.)]]