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13th Apr '18 1:33:31 PM Gaby007
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* Skidmark in ''Fanfic/{{Constellations}}'' sends a party of grunts kidnap a new cape who didn't use a SecretIdentity. No, the cape wasn't the dumb one, since the ABB - a gang led by a frigging ''dragon-man'' - likes her so much they would probably go to war to rescue her. Second: the cape is a ''priestess'' to a major goddess who can and ''does'' dish a BoltOfDivineRetribution for something so simple as slapping her human. And last but not least, the cape's father is a licensed Protectorate hero who's hellishly protective of her after his wife's death. Not only the attempt failed, Skidmark's gang was utterly gutted in the following days.
13th Mar '18 11:29:06 PM TheSinful
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** Later, one of a pair of demons hired to turn Urd into a demon tries to rape her while she's unconscious. His partner understandably freaks out, [[PragmaticVillainy not out of any moral objection]] but because rape in general is heavily punished in Hell and raping Hild's daughter is the kind of idiocy that would turn them into a cautionary tale to keep other demons from misbehaving for the rest of eternity.
2nd Mar '18 6:53:11 PM TheSinful
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* A pair of Slayers in ''[[https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-28227-8/DianeCastle+The+Reality-Theory+Convergence.htm The Reality Theory Convergence]]'' decided to make a game of throwing knives as close as possible to the inscription of the ward protecting their apartment without hitting it. After ruining the ward, they don't tell anyone so it's not repaired until after they're attacked. Xander is furious and orders them to have to live with the rest of the "baby Slayers" and they have to share the smallest room because they're clearly not responsible enough to live on their own.
-->'''Xander:''' You two did something so stupid Im surprised you can walk and wield a sword at the same time! You know how important these wards are, and you screwed around with them, and then you didnt tell anyone you had ruined them! You could have died! You could have gotten someone else killed! You got to stay on your own by promising to be responsible. Well, this is the exact opposite of responsible! Well have a van here within an hour. Have everything you own packed and ready to go. Clothes in suitcases and duffelbags, books and knickknacks in boxes, weapons in your gymbags. Well move the furniture and kitchen stuff later.
23rd Feb '18 1:49:23 PM ewino
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* Twice in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11574569/1/Dodging-Prison-and-Stealing-Witches-Revenge-is-Best-Served-Raw Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches]]'' John Potter pulls off an incredibly stupid stunt that nearly kills him (and others the second time).

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* Twice in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11574569/1/Dodging-Prison-and-Stealing-Witches-Revenge-is-Best-Served-Raw Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches]]'' ''Fanfic/DodgingPrisonAndStealingWitches'' John Potter pulls off an incredibly stupid stunt that nearly kills him (and others the second time).
28th Jan '18 2:31:17 AM Milarqui
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* Dr. Emil Hamilton in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9381514/1/Terminal-Justice Terminal Justice]]''. While everyone else realizes how bad an idea it is to antagonize [[TheGrimReaper the embodiment of Death]], Hamilton decides to mind control Power Girl into slapping some magical shackles on him. Not only is he already aware of the very real possibility that this would merely prevent people from dying without affecting Death himself, he also knows that Death has a lot of friends in the Justice League, including his girlfriend Supergirl. The end result? Everyone and everything in the universe stops dying ([[FateWorseThanDeath no matter how horrifically injured]]) while Death is in a coma. Meanwhile his siblings cause widespread destruction (among other things, tornadoes started appearing literally everywhere in the world). Unlike many cases of this trope, Hamilton doesn't actually die. Instead he's so horrifically injured his doctors insist he won't be eating solid food for at least a decade; he's left infected with the plague (courtesy of Pestilence) and with all his backers destroyed (War's doing).

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* Dr. Emil Hamilton in ''[[http://www.''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9381514/1/Terminal-Justice net/s/11965672/1/Terminal-Justice-by-Overkill-AKA-Irrational-Intelligence Terminal Justice]]''. While everyone else realizes how bad an idea it is to antagonize [[TheGrimReaper the embodiment of Death]], Hamilton decides to mind control Power Girl into slapping some magical shackles on him. Not only is he already aware of the very real possibility that this would merely prevent people from dying without affecting Death himself, he also knows that Death has a lot of friends in the Justice League, including his girlfriend Supergirl. The end result? Everyone and everything in the universe stops dying ([[FateWorseThanDeath no matter how horrifically injured]]) while Death is in a coma. Meanwhile his siblings cause widespread destruction (among other things, tornadoes started appearing literally everywhere in the world). Unlike many cases of this trope, Hamilton doesn't actually die. Instead he's so horrifically injured his doctors insist he won't be eating solid food for at least a decade; he's left infected with the plague (courtesy of Pestilence) and with all his backers destroyed (War's doing).
30th Nov '17 12:12:55 AM TheSinful
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* Lampshaded by Mace Windu in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11577216/14/A-Horse-For-the-Force A Horse for the Force]]'' after Ranma wipes out a chapter of the Bounty Hunter Guild for almost killing Shaak-Ti. Mace remarks that any chapter that takes up the bounty on Ranma after both that and his actions on Yavin 4 will have "reached an evolutionary dead end".
6th Nov '17 2:50:00 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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* ''Fanfic/NeonGenesisEvangelionGenocide'': After [[spoiler:SEELE's failed final attack, Kiehl's minions warned that Fuyutsuki is alive, and under custody of Government. Several SEELE members pointed out that Fuyutsuki knows their secrets, has plenty of evidence to back his claims, and no reason to protect SEELE.]] Kiehl's answer was alongside the lines of: "So what? Do not get worried. Everyone see whatever they want to see, and for no particular reason I'm sure that the authorities will see whatever version benefits us." Yes, that worked well.

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* ''Fanfic/NeonGenesisEvangelionGenocide'': After [[spoiler:SEELE's failed final attack, Kiehl's minions warned members of the SEELE council points out to Keel that Fuyutsuki is alive, alive and under now in the custody of Government. Several SEELE members pointed out the Japanese Government, warning him that Fuyutsuki knows their secrets, has plenty of evidence to back his claims, and no longer has any reason to protect SEELE.]] Kiehl's SEELE]]. Keel's answer was is alongside the lines of: "So what? Do not get worried. Everyone see whatever they want to see, and for no particular reason I'm sure that the authorities will see whatever version benefits us." Yes, that worked well."
20th Oct '17 6:05:30 PM FredMSloniker
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* In one ''Manga/DeathNote'' [[http://kikirini.deviantart.com/art/Kira-Hates-Sues-58694863 fan comic]], a ParodySue girl goes up to Light, knowing full well that he's Kira, and lists all her qualifications to be his girlfriend, including being [[InformedAbility smarter than anyone else at Wammy's House]]. She then gives her his name for him to write down, and he does... ''in the Death Note''.

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* In one ''Manga/DeathNote'' [[http://kikirini.deviantart.com/art/Kira-Hates-Sues-58694863 fan comic]], a ParodySue girl goes up to Light, knowing full well that he's Kira, and lists all her qualifications to be his girlfriend, including being [[InformedAbility smarter than anyone else at Wammy's House]]. She then gives him her his name for him to write down, and he does... ''in the Death Note''.
18th Oct '17 5:02:15 PM SenorCornholio
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* Krysta from ''Fanfic/MyLittleUnicorn'', who decides to follow a strange orb of light with the voice of the bad guy, promising her to tell her where she comes from.

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* Krysta from ''Fanfic/MyLittleUnicorn'', ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'', who decides to follow a strange orb of light with the voice of the bad guy, promising her to tell her where she comes from.
7th Jun '17 7:08:32 AM OlmoJV
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* ''[[Fanfic/TheUltimateEvil The Stronger Evil]]'': After [[spoiler:Daolon Wong]] [[DePower loses his magical powers]], he intends to have revenge on [[DragonsAreDemonic Shendu]] for double-crossing him. He does this by using a stolen gun to shoot the Demon Sorcerer's [[VillainousCrush beloved]] Valerie Payne -- right in front of the full-powered demon while standing in plain view atop a van. Instead of trying to use the resulting shock from everyone's part to make an escape attempt, he [[BullyingADragon gloats in Shendu's face]]. [[spoiler:Immediately Shendu pummels Wong in UnstoppableRage.]]
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