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7th Jun '17 7:08:32 AM OlmoJV
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* ''[[Fanfic/TheUltimateEvil The Stronger Evil]]'': After [[spoiler:Daolon Wong]] [[DePower loses his magical powers]], he intends to have revenge on [[DragonsAreDemonic Shendu]] for double-crossing him. He does this by using a stolen gun to shoot the Demon Sorcerer's [[VillainousCrush beloved]] Valerie Payne -- right in front of the full-powered demon while standing in plain view atop a van. Instead of trying to use the resulting shock from everyone's part to make an escape attempt, he [[BullyingADragon gloats in Shendu's face]]. [[spoiler:Immediately Shendu pummels Wong in UnstoppableRage.]]
6th May '17 6:07:44 PM Unknown1981
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* Hermoine's [[DomesticAbuser abusive boyfriend]] in ''[[http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/fenriswolf/RAR01a.html Revelations and Results]]'' decides that he can isolate Hermoine from her friends and beat her, all the while being aware that one of her friends happens to be [[BullyingADragon Harry Potter]] who, among other things, is nicknamed The Boy Who Lived because, among other things, he survived an attack from Voldemort ''as an infant'' and who is also considered one of the best wizards at Hogwarts. Needless to say, when Harry finds out, it doesn't end well for said boyfriend. Harry even Lampshades it at one point while delivering a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown to him:
** "You know, Petersen, for a Ravenclaw, you're about the stupidest thing walking on two legs."
"I don't know what you're talking about," the Ravenclaw blustered.
"No? Well, let's see if I can jog your memory. Hermione Granger, your girlfriend, the one you've been using as a punching bag? The girl who happens to be my best friend? Who is thought of as a sister by every other boy in Gryffindor? Who also happens to be friends with most of the teachers at Hogwarts, including Professor Dumbledore? Do you have any idea just how many people are going to be after your head on a pike?" Harry shook his head and stalked towards his target. "You couldn't have picked someone more likely to get you killed if you tried, you git--not that it matters." He smiled; it wasn't a very nice smile, and Petersen swallowed.
"You see, Mark--you don't mind if I call you Mark, do you--we're going to come to an understanding right now." His fist slammed into Petersen's gut, doubling him over. "You're not Hermione's boyfriend anymore," he continued, chopping a short punch to his face, splitting his cheek. "You're never going to go near her again," he added, throwing two more jabs, one to the mouth, the other to the nose. "In fact, you're never going to look at her again, because you're dropping out of Hogwarts," he said, hammering another blow to the kidneys. "You're going to be gone within 24 hours, I don't care if you have to walk; because if you aren't, Mark, this will seem like a pillow fight compared to what I'll do to you." The last punch landed well below the belt and left Petersen retching on the floor.

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* Hermoine's [[DomesticAbuser abusive boyfriend]] in ''[[http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/fenriswolf/RAR01a.html Revelations and Results]]'' decides that he can isolate Hermoine from her friends and beat her, all the while being aware that one of her friends happens to be [[BullyingADragon Harry Potter]] who, among other things, is nicknamed The Boy Who Lived because, among other things, he survived an attack from Voldemort ''as an infant'' and who is also considered one of the best wizards at Hogwarts. Needless to say, when Harry finds out, it doesn't end well for said boyfriend. Harry even Lampshades says it at one point while delivering a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown to him:
** --> "You know, Petersen, for a Ravenclaw, you're about the stupidest thing walking on two legs."
--> "I don't know what you're talking about," the Ravenclaw blustered.
--> "No? Well, let's see if I can jog your memory. Hermione Granger, your girlfriend, the one you've been using as a punching bag? The girl who happens to be my best friend? Who is thought of as a sister by every other boy in Gryffindor? Who also happens to be friends with most of the teachers at Hogwarts, including Professor Dumbledore? Do you have any idea just how many people are going to be after your head on a pike?" Harry shook his head and stalked towards his target. "You couldn't have picked someone more likely to get you killed if you tried, you git--not that it matters." He smiled; it wasn't a very nice smile, and Petersen swallowed.
--> "You see, Mark--you don't mind if I call you Mark, do you--we're going to come to an understanding right now." His fist slammed into Petersen's gut, doubling him over. "You're not Hermione's boyfriend anymore," he continued, chopping a short punch to his face, splitting his cheek. "You're never going to go near her again," he added, throwing two more jabs, one to the mouth, the other to the nose. "In fact, you're never going to look at her again, because you're dropping out of Hogwarts," he said, hammering another blow to the kidneys. "You're going to be gone within 24 hours, I don't care if you have to walk; because if you aren't, Mark, this will seem like a pillow fight compared to what I'll do to you." The last punch landed well below the belt and left Petersen retching on the floor.
6th May '17 6:04:29 PM Unknown1981
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* Hermoine's [[DomesticAbuser abusive boyfriend]] in ''[[http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/fenriswolf/RAR01a.html Revelations and Results]]'' decides that he can isolate Hermoine from her friends and beat her, all the while being aware that one of her friends happens to be [[BullyingADragon Harry Potter]] who, among other things, is nicknamed The Boy Who Lived because, among other things, he survived an attack from Voldemort ''as an infant'' and who is also considered one of the best wizards at Hogwarts. Needless to say, when Harry finds out, it doesn't end well for said boyfriend. Harry even Lampshades it at one point while delivering a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown to him:
** "You know, Petersen, for a Ravenclaw, you're about the stupidest thing walking on two legs."
"I don't know what you're talking about," the Ravenclaw blustered.
"No? Well, let's see if I can jog your memory. Hermione Granger, your girlfriend, the one you've been using as a punching bag? The girl who happens to be my best friend? Who is thought of as a sister by every other boy in Gryffindor? Who also happens to be friends with most of the teachers at Hogwarts, including Professor Dumbledore? Do you have any idea just how many people are going to be after your head on a pike?" Harry shook his head and stalked towards his target. "You couldn't have picked someone more likely to get you killed if you tried, you git--not that it matters." He smiled; it wasn't a very nice smile, and Petersen swallowed.
"You see, Mark--you don't mind if I call you Mark, do you--we're going to come to an understanding right now." His fist slammed into Petersen's gut, doubling him over. "You're not Hermione's boyfriend anymore," he continued, chopping a short punch to his face, splitting his cheek. "You're never going to go near her again," he added, throwing two more jabs, one to the mouth, the other to the nose. "In fact, you're never going to look at her again, because you're dropping out of Hogwarts," he said, hammering another blow to the kidneys. "You're going to be gone within 24 hours, I don't care if you have to walk; because if you aren't, Mark, this will seem like a pillow fight compared to what I'll do to you." The last punch landed well below the belt and left Petersen retching on the floor.
4th Mar '17 1:42:47 PM nombretomado
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* ''Day of the Broken Fang'', a prequel to ''Fanfic/TheElementsOfHarmonyAndTheSaviorOfWorlds'', shows that this is what brought about the end of [[Franchise/GIJoe COBRA]] -- Cobra Commander, being based on his more competent MarvelComics incarnation, was smart enough to leave the [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Decepticons]] alone. Serpentor, on the other hand, wasn't as bright; driven by an egotistical desire to prove his dominance, the SuperSoldier ordered an attack on the Decepticons' main base with a slew of untested weapons, just because Doctor Mindbender assured him that they'd work. Needless to say, the Decepticons were not only not harmed by the attack, but Megatron was so pissed that he ordered a counter-attack that [[CurbStompBattle wiped COBRA off the map]] (literally, in the case of Cobra Island), with only a handful of survivors escaping the massacre (including the Commander, who had [[OhCrap realized what was coming]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere fled in time]]).

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* ''Day of the Broken Fang'', a prequel to ''Fanfic/TheElementsOfHarmonyAndTheSaviorOfWorlds'', shows that this is what brought about the end of [[Franchise/GIJoe COBRA]] -- Cobra Commander, being based on his more competent MarvelComics Creator/MarvelComics incarnation, was smart enough to leave the [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Decepticons]] alone. Serpentor, on the other hand, wasn't as bright; driven by an egotistical desire to prove his dominance, the SuperSoldier ordered an attack on the Decepticons' main base with a slew of untested weapons, just because Doctor Mindbender assured him that they'd work. Needless to say, the Decepticons were not only not harmed by the attack, but Megatron was so pissed that he ordered a counter-attack that [[CurbStompBattle wiped COBRA off the map]] (literally, in the case of Cobra Island), with only a handful of survivors escaping the massacre (including the Commander, who had [[OhCrap realized what was coming]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere fled in time]]).
23rd Jan '17 1:43:38 PM TheSinful
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* After being sent back in time in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12151205/1/God-s-Gambit God's Gambit]]'', Lelouch makes a point of warning the Blood of the Samurai that Britannia knows where they are and that Cornelia will becoming for them first as they're the largest resistance group they have a definitive location for. Despite this and one of their leaders insisting that they should take steps to prepare, the majority decides to instead "die with honor". The lone dissenting leader calls them out on the fact they're simply too proud to accept help from someone who's accomplished more in a week than they have in seven years and leaves, taking several of his subordinates with him.
13th Jan '17 12:51:41 AM TheSinful
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** Daphne insists Hermione come with her to heal a dying unicorn despite them both knowing it's being hunted by Voldemort and using a Sense Danger spell that tells them they're currently in mortal peril. After they (barely) escape, Harry lectures them for risking their lives over a unicorn. Unlike the troll on Halloween, where they faced a dangerous but manageable threat to save a classmate, here they faced the most dangerous dark wizard alive to save an animal.
12th Jan '17 11:09:22 PM TheSinful
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* Twice in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11574569/1/Dodging-Prison-and-Stealing-Witches-Revenge-is-Best-Served-Raw Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches]]'' John Potter pulls off an incredibly stupid stunt that nearly kills him (and others the second time).
** First, after the troll on Halloween is crippled and barely dragging itself along the ground, he leaps at it and casts a blasting spell at point blank range. Not only was it completely unnecessary but he's badly injured as a result. The girls who crippled the troll consider it the stupidest thing they ever saw.
** Second, upon coming across a necromantic ritual site, John starts casting in an attempt to destroy it. Doing so revives the Whomping Willow inferius there which nearly kills him, Neville, Draco, and Theodore Nott. Afterwards Draco tells him that introducing new magic to a ritual is literally the last thing you should do.
27th Dec '16 10:55:29 AM Gosicrystal
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* In the LostForever ''Future of Despair'' comic, Panne fits in through and through. Because "having to give birth to your and Henry's child in isolation per (fanon) Taguel costumes" should '''not''' equal to "stupidly running away from a mostly safe CASTLE to the nearby WOODS all alone and thus getting yourself [[HumanPincushion skewered with arrows]] by a bunch of dumb hunters who didn't know better". WhatAnIdiot!
** It's even worse when you recall the now also LostForever notes on said "fanon" costumes. These instincts that lead Taguel moms to seek for "complete isolation" when giving birth are supposed to be ''completely irresistible and unrestrainable'', so [[UnfortunateImplications they imply that]] ''every'' Taguel mother is pretty much WIRED to be TooDumbToLive - not only they could potentially run into hunters like in Panne's case, but they deny themselves any support in case of pre/current/post-birth complications for herself and her baby/babies. ''Double'' WhatAnIdiot!

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* In the LostForever lost ''Future of Despair'' comic, Panne fits in through and through. Because "having to give birth to your and Henry's child in isolation per (fanon) Taguel costumes" should '''not''' equal to "stupidly running away from a mostly safe CASTLE to the nearby WOODS all alone and thus getting yourself [[HumanPincushion skewered with arrows]] by a bunch of dumb hunters who didn't know better". WhatAnIdiot!
** It's even worse when you recall the now also LostForever lost notes on said "fanon" costumes. These instincts that lead Taguel moms to seek for "complete isolation" when giving birth are supposed to be ''completely irresistible and unrestrainable'', so [[UnfortunateImplications they imply that]] ''every'' Taguel mother is pretty much WIRED to be TooDumbToLive - not only they could potentially run into hunters like in Panne's case, but they deny themselves any support in case of pre/current/post-birth complications for herself and her baby/babies. ''Double'' WhatAnIdiot!
22nd Dec '16 7:27:46 AM TheSinful
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* A group of Afghan fighters in ''[[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-31640-7/TattleTail%2bMy%2bCopy.htm My Copy]]'' decide it would be a good idea to [[ShootingSuperman shoot at]] Lilith aka Destroyer aka a female clone of TheJuggernaut. To make things worse, she's currently fighting a group of demons who had been previously killing them, but they decide to stop shooting the demons trying to kill them and start shooting the woman saving them.
17th Dec '16 2:28:36 PM Gaby007
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* Danzo really should have thought more about his decision to abduct not-quite-four-years-old Kobayashi Hikaru and deliver him to Orochimaru in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11557398/7/The-Road-to-Ruin The Road to Ruin]]''. Even if Hiruzen didn't decide to stop him pulling the bullshit, he failed to consider two things. First of all, letting the kid who helped to save the Hyuuga Clan Heiress from a kidnapping vanish into the unknown isn't going to fly. Two, the kid's parentage by his mixed-blood mother means he's a member of the Uchiha and Yamanaka Clans, and both are already irked by the fact Hikaru wasn't identified sooner. And even if ''they'' refused to help, ''Hatake Kakashi'' wouldn't quietly stand by and let his newfound son be taken away from him.
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