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18th May '16 1:47:23 PM Tron80
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-->'''Twilight''': Proper classification is important, and those are two completely different things. Just because you don’t appreciate them doesn’t mean they aren’t good and important things. They provide something like twenty or thirty percent of Equestria’s oxygen, and they’re essential to the nitrogen cycle too. None of us would even exist without them.

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-->'''Twilight''': Proper classification is important, and those are two completely different things. Just because you don’t don’t appreciate them doesn’t mean they aren’t good and important things. They provide something like twenty or thirty percent of Equestria’s oxygen, and they’re essential to the nitrogen cycle too. None of us would even exist without them.


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* In the first chapter of ''Fanfic/NeonGenesisEvangelionGenocide'', Asuka gives Shinji one after coming back home.
-->"Do you want to know what your problem is?" she said, her voice rising shrilly. "You take what you have for granted, and you think it gives you the right to talk down to me. But you've never had to work for what you have, you just get in your Eva and it goes and you are the hero. You get mad at Misato because she wants you to do what you were born to do. Well, Third Child, some of us can't choose what we want to do. Some of us lowly mortals do what we can, all that we can, because we have nothing else while you decide you are too good for the rest of us, and what do we get?"\\
She pressed a hand firmly against her chest.\\
"WHAT DID I GET? I got my head fucked with! And you sat there and watched and did nothing! What, you thought I had it coming, didn't you? You could have helped, couldn't you?" She was screaming now. "So don't tell me you are glad about anything that involves me! Don't give a damn because you want to make yourself feel better! That just makes it worse!"
14th May '16 9:34:06 AM nombretomado
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29th Apr '16 9:51:30 PM NiGHTS
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* In the AU Fic FanFic/ActuallyImDead, after going through a brutal TraumaCongaLine and being turned into a Lich, Trixie is not in the mood to here Rainbow Dash harassment of her and call her out on being NotSoDifferent:

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* In the AU Fic FanFic/ActuallyImDead, after going through a brutal TraumaCongaLine and being turned into a Lich, Trixie is not in the mood to here hear Rainbow Dash harassment of her and call her out on being NotSoDifferent:
16th Apr '16 5:49:18 PM LarryMullen
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\n* In ''FanFic/TheStoryToEndAllStories'', [[spoiler: the villain tears into the heroes for being more famous than him]].

5th Apr '16 5:23:15 PM mkmlp
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* After going through a brutal TraumaCongaLine and being turned into a Lich, Trixie is not in the mood to here Rainbow Dash harassment of her and call her out on being NotSoDifferent:

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* After In the AU Fic FanFic/ActuallyImDead, after going through a brutal TraumaCongaLine and being turned into a Lich, Trixie is not in the mood to here Rainbow Dash harassment of her and call her out on being NotSoDifferent:
5th Apr '16 5:20:07 PM mkmlp
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* After going through a brutal TraumaCongaLine and being turned into a Lich, Trixie is not in the mood to here Rainbow Dash harassment of her and call her out on being NotSoDifferent:
-->'''Trixie''': “Now who's the pompous braggart? You would float there and accuse Trixie of flaunting her skills, you hypocrite," Trixie hissed in Dash’s face. “Admit it, you were there only to reassure yourself in front of others by beating up Trixie. You came not to watch that day, but to try and upstage Trixie at her own show, heckling and even openly insulting me in front of others.”
-->'''Rainbow''': “Hey! That’s not how it was, I was--”
-->'''Trixie''': “You were in the front row! If it wasn’t to appreciate the show, it was to make sure Trixie heard your insults. If Trixie’s mere presence is enough for you to react that way, then she looks forward to the day you encounter your own first hecklers, because you’ll leave rainbow colored skid marks out the front door when the Wonderbolts throw you out afterwards!”
--> '''Rainbow''': “Oh yeah? At least I can live up to what I say,” Rainbow and Trixie’s faces got even closer. “You’re all bark but no bite.”
--> '''Trixie''': “Trixie answered every challenge thrown at her, by earth pony, unicorn, and pegasi alike. The only one she couldn’t that day was the Ursa, and that was because it was a fiction ludicrous enough she didn’t expect any pony in their right mind would try and get her to prove it.”
--> '''Rainbow''': “Don’t let your muzzle makes boasts your magic can’t back up.”
-->'''Trixie''': “And you’ve never failed to live up to your boasts, right? Or just the ones you didn’t make against Trixie?” Trixie snorted and backed up. “You know what, Trixie’s sick to death of ponies like you passing judgement on her! Treating her as something inferior!” Trixie pressed an emaciated hoof against Rainbow’s chest. “You think because I am roani I deserve to be judged lesser than everypony else?! Well guess what, Trixie is as good as you, and Trixie refuses to be treated as your inferior!” There was fire in Trixie’s eyes.
--> '''Rainbow''': “Hey... hey, mare-- Calm down and--”
--> '''Trixie''': “Trixie will not calm down! And you! You come here, so full of yourself being the ‘good one’ who has to take a shot on the ‘vile and villainous’ Trixie. Sure, because being homeless, starving, ostracized, and pretty much hated by everypony else was not enough for you. Trixie would stay and see, only out of morbid curiosity, what kind of excuses do you have to cover your flank, but I have better things to do with my time, which I plan to do as far as possible from you. Farewell, and may the gods have mercy on you.”
** [[spoiler: This turns out to be a BatmanGambit on Rainbow's part, to help Trixie get some fight back in her, while she was coming close to the DespairEventHorizon.]]
4th Apr '16 9:22:09 PM TheSinful
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\n* [[Comicbook/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]] gives a downplayed one to [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy Summers]] in ''[[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-30806/Manchester+Silent+Reproach.htm Silent Reproach]]'' over her sob story about being a Slayer.
-->'''Steve''': "Sounds like you were drafted. ... I was one of the volunteers, Miss Summers. But in all my time with the other GIs in the Army, Navy and Marines, the only difference between us and the draftees is that it gave them just one more thing to grouse about. Otherwise, we went through the same misery of basic, got sent overseas, did the job we were called on to finish, and mourned those who didn’t come home with us. Thank you for telling me about yourself, ma’am. Good luck to you and the other Slayers."

2nd Apr '16 8:16:22 AM JustShortByProxy
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** Twilight later gives Spoiled one herself.
-->'''Twilight:''' I'll tell you who I am, seeing as how you seem a little confused...
-->I'm the Princess Of Friendship. That ''isn't'' a boast. It's a title given to me by Celestia herself. My job is to look for the good in everyone, and encourage them to befriend each other, no matter their background, species or creed. But I must say Spoiled, you represent one of the toughest challenges I've faced so far. Nothing you've said or done since we've met has showed me you have any intention of changing your ways, in fact you seem to be getting worse with every passing minute. But, you know what? I won't give up on you. I never give up on anypony. Even if sometimes, I'm sorely tempted. I'll tell you what I told Starlight Glimmer as she ran into those caves. I hope your time alone gives you a chance to think about your life, and where you want it to go. Because as of right now, it's only heading in one direction. Downhill.
18th Mar '16 11:50:51 PM nombretomado
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--> '''Sandi:''' "I have every right to say it. You make fun of all of us. You think we're idiots, running around doing nothing of any real worth, just acting stupid and wasting time until we're dead while YOU cage yourself up in the dark in libraries and such, doing your living by reading constantly about the people who had the guts to do what you won't -- which is go out and LIVE! You make fun of people like Kevin, and Brittany, and Charles. You make fun of things like the 'Lowdown', the Fashion Club and the football team, and people like Andrea -- hell people like Mack and ME are afraid that someday, you'll notice them and start chopping away at them, hurting their feelings because you don't want to feel good yourself and don't want to know why! You treat us like idiots! Yes, we're not all as smart as you -- and by the way, even though we ARE the idiots, we still outnumber you - and if we wanted, we could stampede over you. But do you know why we don't? Because we don't NOTICE you. You see -- we're having fun. We're out doing things. We fight among ourselves, we do stupid things, we make others notice us, but above everything else we're living. We're alive - and whether we're in pain, or happy or getting screwed by the system, we're gonna keep going -- but YOU! You're a black hole for happiness -- you're world-class buzzkill! It's kind of like what Billy Thomas said on '{{Ally McBeal}}' -- 'Life is wasted on you, Daria! Life is wasted on you because you'll never enjoy it!' You're worse than a 'misery chick' -- you're Sally Field in 'Soapdish!' '''No matter how many chances you get for happiness, you'll just screw them up because you are the Queen -- of -- MISERY!"'''

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--> '''Sandi:''' "I have every right to say it. You make fun of all of us. You think we're idiots, running around doing nothing of any real worth, just acting stupid and wasting time until we're dead while YOU cage yourself up in the dark in libraries and such, doing your living by reading constantly about the people who had the guts to do what you won't -- which is go out and LIVE! You make fun of people like Kevin, and Brittany, and Charles. You make fun of things like the 'Lowdown', the Fashion Club and the football team, and people like Andrea -- hell people like Mack and ME are afraid that someday, you'll notice them and start chopping away at them, hurting their feelings because you don't want to feel good yourself and don't want to know why! You treat us like idiots! Yes, we're not all as smart as you -- and by the way, even though we ARE the idiots, we still outnumber you - and if we wanted, we could stampede over you. But do you know why we don't? Because we don't NOTICE you. You see -- we're having fun. We're out doing things. We fight among ourselves, we do stupid things, we make others notice us, but above everything else we're living. We're alive - and whether we're in pain, or happy or getting screwed by the system, we're gonna keep going -- but YOU! You're a black hole for happiness -- you're world-class buzzkill! It's kind of like what Billy Thomas said on '{{Ally 'Series/{{Ally McBeal}}' -- 'Life is wasted on you, Daria! Life is wasted on you because you'll never enjoy it!' You're worse than a 'misery chick' -- you're Sally Field in 'Soapdish!' '''No matter how many chances you get for happiness, you'll just screw them up because you are the Queen -- of -- MISERY!"'''
14th Mar '16 1:18:11 PM Mitis
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** In the Alabasta arc, when Tashigi and Cross wind up in an EnemyMine against Mr. 3, the Marine maintains her prejudice towards pirates...[[UngratefulBastard after Cross saved her life]]. Twice. When Tashigi insults him for the third time, accusing him of lacking basic human decency due to being a pirate, he comes ''very'' close to snapping.
-->'''Tashigi''': [[TheLastStraw Keep moving, pirate.]]
-->'''Cross''': ''(turns around and grabs Tashigi's collar, speaking frigidly)'' First and foremost, the only reason I'm making jokes in this situation is that I'm not numb, and unless I translate the sensations I'm feeling into excitement or otherwise, they're going to become terror and I'm going to curl up in the fetal position, crying and pissing my pants. If I ''had'' chosen to do that, we'd both be dead in that alleyway. You're welcome for that, by the way.
-->'''Tashigi''': Let go of—!
-->'''Cross''': ''(yanks her closer, bringing them face-to-face) Second,'' knock it off with your high-and-mighty morality ''bullshit''. Three times now, you’ve painted me with the same black brush as anyone else who flies a Jolly Roger; what have I, or any of my crew for that matter, done to deserve that? I accept that most pirates are scum of the seas, it's a fact, but if you'd take ''two seconds'' to look at the Straw Hat Pirates' track record, you'd realize that ''we're not like that''. We have never raped, we have never pillaged, we have done things that are dangerous, destructive and even morally questionable, but ''nothing'' unforgivable. My friends and I are not saints and I'll admit that for some of us, ''decent'' is a goodly stretch, but ''none'' of us are the monsters you make us out to be! ''(shoves her away and steps back)'' But you know what? ''(spreads arms invitingly)'' Go ahead. Go ahead and say whatever the ''hell'' you want about me, about my crew. But before you do, you have to admit to one thing, one simple, ''unequivocal'' fact.
-->'''Tashigi''': And what's that!?
-->'''Cross''': ''(jabs his finger at her accusingly)'' That the flag you follow is no worse than mine. That at its core, the Marine Corps is just as black as you accuse us to be. Worse, even.
-->'''Tashigi''': ''THAT'S A LIE!''
-->'''Cross''': YEAH, IT IS! Because you know what? You're right! The Marine Corps ''is'' white! You’re just understating it, because you see, they take 'white' past the point where it becomes bad. Past the point where it becomes something ''unspeakable.''
-->'''Tashigi''': What the ''hell'' are you talking about?
-->'''Cross''': ''(laughs humorlessly)'' Oh-ho-ho, where to even ''start? (snaps his fingers)'' Oh, I know! Let's start in the North Blue! The once-opulent White City of Flevance!”
-->'''Tashigi''': That was an epidemic! The lives lost were a tragedy, but—!
-->'''Cross''': They were lost in ''vain,'' Get any doctor to actually, legitimately ''examine'' a case of Amber Lead poisoning, and you know what they’ll tell you? It’s ''genetic.'' Passed down from parent to child over years. You could breathe in Amber Lead dust for ''decades'' and the only people who would suffer would be your ''third generation'' of offspring. But the doctors outside of Flevance got the wrong conclusion and were too scared and too ''stupid'' to fact-check, so they deemed it to be a plague. The World Government didn't bother to investigate, didn't bother to ask, didn't bother to even ''try.'' And you know why?” ''(spits)'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They. Didn't. Care.]]
-->'''Tashigi''': Even if I believed that, which I don't, how the hell would you even know?!
-->'''Cross''': This isn't about me. But you know what? Fine! Let’s move the aim of our discussion. Somewhere more… familiar. The East Blue, for example! Ever hear of the island of Tequila Wolf?
-->'''Tashigi''': ''(frowns in thought)'' It's...a cordoned off island in the northern part of the East Blue that’s been designated as a working place for the impoverished...
-->'''Cross''': Hm...Working place...that's a funny way to say 'biggest slave camp in the hemisphere.' Oh, yes! ''(nods at Tashigi’s shocked look)'' Slave camp! That’s been running for seven ''hundred'' years, all on the orders of the World Nobles. Why, you might ask? To build a ''bridge.'' Where this bridge leads, why they’re building it...hell if I know! Personally, if I had to guess, one of them decided way back when that they wanted an easier way to get to their summer home on another island and their descendants haven't let anyone ''stop it.'' But hey, then again, I could just be giving those sick fucks too much credit.
-->''(Tashigi stammers incoherently)''
-->'''Cross''': But hey, you might ask how I know about that, too. So, how about I move to another relevant topic, using nothing but public knowledge. Nico Robin: The Devil's Child, wanted at a whopping 79 ''million'' beris, apparently for the crime of destroying six, count 'em, ''six'' Marine battleships...at the tender age of eight. Now...''(chuckles sardonically, shrugging)'' I don't know about you, but personally, I only see two ways something like that could possibly go down: either A, the Marine Corps is a ''lot'' more incompetent than I give it credit for, or B...That story is a steaming pile of ''bull.''
-->'''Tashigi''': And I can explain it with two words: Devil. Fruit.
-->'''Cross''': Mmmyeeeaaaahh...Buuuut no. See, her powers aren’t anywhere near that kind of a capability.
-->'''Tashigi''': And how the hell would you know, huh? I thought that you were keeping to public knowledge!
-->'''Cross''': Well, allow me to mix in some personal experience, because I've ''met'' her! ''(Tashigi looks thunderstruck)'' She's Crocodile's second-in-command, goes by the name of 'Miss All Sunday'. She came onto our ship shortly after we met Vivi. Why she didn’t kill us, I couldn't tell you, but I ''can'' tell you what her powers are. ''(points to his neck)'' The Flower-Flower Fruit. Capable of [[SelfDuplication generating her body parts from just about anywhere in her line of sight]]. I know because she created an arm on my torso and used it to ''choke me.''
-->'''Tashigi''': But...but that doesn't—!
-->'''Cross''': Make any sense? Doesn't match up with the Marines' version of events? Because after all, you only get ''one'' Devil Fruit your entire life, and ''that'' one doesn’t sound like it's capable of levelling six battleships to me. You?
-->'''Tashigi''': I...but...it can't... ''(expression hardens)'' ...Excuse me if I don’t believe you when the linchpin of your argument is your own word. Sure, if this 'Miss All Sunday' is Nico Robin and she does have the Flower-Flower Fruit, I promise you that I'll apologize. Hell, I'll even promise to research those other places you mentioned if you're telling the truth. But you haven't done anything to make me blindly trust you.
-->'''Cross''': Fine by me! ''(spreads his arms invitingly)'' If my words are wasted on you, then that's no skin off my bones! But know this! ''(jabs his finger in her chest)'' If you're going to put yourself behind a flag and support it with every fiber of your being, then you'd better be able to say you know it, inside and out, and ''trust'' every last part of it. I know every member of my crew, and I trust them all ''with my life. (leans in and narrows his eyes accusingly)'' Care to say the same?
:: The speech then comes to an abrupt end when Mr. 3 shows up, but with his defeat commences Tashigi's status as a FriendlyEnemy.
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