History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / ComicBooks

23rd Jul '17 9:17:36 PM killerzuera
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* [[Radio/TheShadow The Shadow]] is quite prone to giving them out to his enemies prior to dispatching them. Case in point:
--> Tonight, you pay the penalty for your crimes. A big man on the force. Tipped off to certain crimes by crooks, to add to your prestige. In return you have protected them when they needed it, and have been paid for that protection. Cover-up man for a group of criminals! That is ended now. Your pals are dead... Come. Learn how The Shadow deals in justice!
18th Jul '17 6:42:53 AM TheMungoman
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* In [[Creator/DonRosa Don Rosa's]] story ''The Treasury of Croesus'', [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Donald Duck]] calls out both his Uncle Scrooge and Magica de Spell for their greed.
-->'''Donald:''' I've had a bellyful of both you eternal fools! Year in, year out, you bring grief on yourselves all for the sake of '''getting''' rich, '''staying''' rich, or getting '''richer''' still! You'll '''never''' be happy, because you always worry about what you'll do '''next''' to complicate your '''own greedy lives!'''
27th Jun '17 2:50:39 PM Hobgoblin
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-->'''Deadpool:''' So you know you're in a comic book. Your ''own'' comic book, even. And you think that gives you special protection. What? Because you're popular? Well, I've never heard of you. Your name is Gwen? I guarantee anyone who doesn't read this thinks you're Gwen Stacy. Do you know who’s heard of me?! '''EVERYONE.''' I have had hundreds of issues. I don’t KNOW how many series. I guest-appear ''EVERYWHERE''. Comics. Video games. TV shows. '''AND SO MUCH MERCHANDISE'''. And never forget, [[{{Film/Deadpool}} the Highest-Grossing R-Rated Film of all time.]] You, however, first appeared as a Backup in “Howard the Duck”. Because they weren’t sure if anyone would like you. You are the last person who can kill me.

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-->'''Deadpool:''' So you know you're in a comic book. Your ''own'' comic book, even. And you think that gives you special protection. What? Because you're popular? Well, I've never heard of you. Your name is Gwen? [[CompositeCharacter Gwen]]? [[MistakenIdentity I guarantee anyone who doesn't read this thinks you're Gwen Stacy. Stacy.]] Do you know who’s heard of me?! '''EVERYONE.''' I have had hundreds of issues. I don’t KNOW how many series. I guest-appear ''EVERYWHERE''. Comics. Video games. TV shows. '''AND SO MUCH MERCHANDISE'''. And never forget, [[{{Film/Deadpool}} the Highest-Grossing R-Rated Film of all time.]] You, however, first appeared as a Backup in “Howard the Duck”. Because they weren’t sure if anyone would like you. You are the last person who can kill me.
27th Jun '17 2:49:31 PM Hobgoblin
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** He gets another absolutely savage one when dealing with ''ComicBook/TheUnbelievableGwenpool''.
-->'''Deadpool:''' So you know you're in a comic book. Your ''own'' comic book, even. And you think that gives you special protection. What? Because you're popular? Well, I've never heard of you. Your name is Gwen? I guarantee anyone who doesn't read this thinks you're Gwen Stacy. Do you know who’s heard of me?! '''EVERYONE.''' I have had hundreds of issues. I don’t KNOW how many series. I guest-appear ''EVERYWHERE''. Comics. Video games. TV shows. '''AND SO MUCH MERCHANDISE'''. And never forget, [[{{Film/Deadpool}} the Highest-Grossing R-Rated Film of all time.]] You, however, first appeared as a Backup in “Howard the Duck”. Because they weren’t sure if anyone would like you. You are the last person who can kill me.
23rd Jun '17 8:34:34 PM PricklyPeahen
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** Issue #192 has Jules delivering one to [[EvilTwin Scourge]] that actually sends him him away in tears.
-->''What's to be afraid of? This world is filled with heroic beings that fight a single great evil. That tells me that [[MirrorUniverse your world]] is full of cowards, each doing their part to ruin their world. That's why you don't scare me --because I know, at your core, you're a coward too. [...] That's your answer to it all? Violent takeover and anarchy? [...] Are you trying to shock me? Intimidate me? That falls short when the world conquering "king" has to sneak in during the middle of the night to get a leg up on my boy. [...] I am not your father. I was on the front lines of the Great War. I won't go quietly. And while you may not care about the loss of your Jules, I'm certain my son will be very upset. Do you want that on your head too?

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** Issue #192 has Jules delivering one to [[EvilTwin Scourge]] that actually sends him him away in tears.
-->''What's --->'''Jules:''' What's to be afraid of? This world is filled with heroic beings that fight a single great evil. That tells me that [[MirrorUniverse your world]] is full of cowards, each doing their part to ruin their world. That's why you don't scare me --because I know, at your core, you're a coward too. [...] too.
--->'''Scourge:''' Coward? I conquered a planet on my own!
--->'''Jules:''' You brought a different brand of ruination.
--->'''Scourge:''' Try again, pops. On my world, we had a time called "The Great Peace". My dad was part of that. Brought everyone together in one big group hug. Ten years later, everything had stagnated and fallen apart. I didn't ruin the world. I woke it up!
--->'''Jules:'''
That's your answer to it all? Violent takeover and anarchy? [...] anarchy?
--->'''Scourge:''' Not really anarchy since everyone bows to me. Since you seem so hung up on correlations, how do you like this one: Sonic's dad isn't really a Mobian anymore. My dad simply isn't.
--->'''Jules:'''
Are you trying to shock me? Intimidate me? That falls short when the world conquering "king" has to sneak in during the middle of the night to get a leg up on my boy. [...] boy.
--->'''Scourge:''' Sonic's good at smashing bots. Wanna see what I can do?
--->'''Jules:'''
I am not your father. I was on the front lines of the Great War. I won't go quietly. And while you may not care about the loss of your Jules, I'm certain my son will be very upset. Do you want that on your head too?too?
--->'''Scourge:''' *starts to tear up* Just a bunch of empty words. You're no different from my old man after all.
16th Jun '17 6:36:48 PM project13Kr
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* '''ComicBook/CivilWarII''' In the epilogue issue ''The Oath'', Captain America gives a private one to the superhero community on being to busy fighting each other to protect the people.

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* '''ComicBook/CivilWarII''' In the epilogue issue ''The Oath'', Captain America gives a private one to the superhero community on being to too busy fighting each other to protect the people.
21st May '17 3:05:20 PM nombretomado
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--> '''Carol''': I turned to you for help, and I got jokes. TheWasp thought it was great and the Beast offered to play teddy bear. Your concerns were for the baby, not for how it came to be -- nor of the cost to me of that conception. You took everything Marcus said at face value. You didn't question, you didn't doubt. You simply let me go with a wave and a bouncy bon voyage. That was your mistake for which I paid the price. My mistake was trusting you.

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--> '''Carol''': I turned to you for help, and I got jokes. TheWasp ComicBook/TheWasp thought it was great and the Beast offered to play teddy bear. Your concerns were for the baby, not for how it came to be -- nor of the cost to me of that conception. You took everything Marcus said at face value. You didn't question, you didn't doubt. You simply let me go with a wave and a bouncy bon voyage. That was your mistake for which I paid the price. My mistake was trusting you.
13th May '17 3:04:52 PM project13Kr
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* ''ComicBook/BatmanTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'': Raphael dishes one out to Batman after losing his patience, unable to see what his brothers find so cool about him.
--> '''Raphael''': I see right through your dumb cape and cowl, Batman. You want to know what you are? You're just a thrill-seeker. You're some rich guy who puts on a costume and punches bad guys because it seems like fun. You ''chose'' this life. We didn't. We became what we needed to become to survive. We fight Shredder because if we didn't, he'd have us all killed in our sleep. But you don't care about any of that, do you? That's why we failed. If we hadn't listened to you, we could have snuck into that base and gotten home by now. Shut the whole thing down from the other side. We wouldn't be stuck here. We wouldn't have this death sentence over our heads. And for some idiotic reason, they can't see that. They think you're the hero you pretend to be. But I see the truth. You're just a selfish little rich kid doing all of this for kicks, and that's not someone I'm going to put my faith in.

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* ''ComicBook/BatmanTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'': Raphael dishes one out to Batman after losing his patience, unable to see what his brothers find so cool about him.
--> '''Raphael''': I see right through your dumb cape and cowl, Batman. You want to know what you are? You're just a thrill-seeker. You're some rich guy who puts on a costume and punches bad guys because it seems like fun. You ''chose'' this life. We didn't. We became what we needed to become to survive. We fight Shredder because if we didn't, he'd have us all killed in our sleep. But you don't care about any of that, do you? That's why we failed. If we hadn't listened to you, we could have snuck into that base and gotten home by now. Shut the whole thing down from the other side. We wouldn't be stuck here. We wouldn't have this death sentence over our heads. And for some idiotic reason, they can't see that. They think you're the hero you pretend to be. But I see the truth. You're just a selfish little rich kid doing all of this for kicks, and that's not someone I'm going to put my faith in.
27th Mar '17 1:49:15 AM Nintendoman01
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* ''ComicBook/BatmanTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'': Raphael dishes one out to Batman after losing his patience, unable to see what his brothers find so cool about him.
--> '''Raphael''': I see right through your dumb cape and cowl, Batman. You want to know what you are? You're just a thrill-seeker. You're some rich guy who puts on a costume and punches bad guys because it seems like fun. You ''chose'' this life. We didn't. We became what we needed to become to survive. We fight Shredder because if we didn't, he'd have us all killed in our sleep. But you don't care about any of that, do you? That's why we failed. If we hadn't listened to you, we could have snuck into that base and gotten home by now. Shut the whole thing down from the other side. We wouldn't be stuck here. We wouldn't have this death sentence over our heads. And for some idiotic reason, they can't see that. They think you're the hero you pretend to be. But I see the truth. You're just a selfish little rich kid doing all of this for kicks, and that's not someone I'm going to put my faith in.
19th Feb '17 9:23:59 PM TheNewBig
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** After [[spoiler:Peter dies]], May gives a very brutal speech to Comicbook/CaptainAmerica (after ''[[MamaBear slapping]]'' him):

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** After [[spoiler:Peter dies]], May gives a very brutal speech merciless one of these to Comicbook/CaptainAmerica (after in response to his confession of the above, (right ''[[MamaBear slapping]]'' him):him), heartbroken and furious that the people she trusted to protect him and teach him ultimately did neither:



*** Worth bearing in mind, she was one of the people who talked Peter into this agreement.

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*** Worth bearing in mind, she was one of the people who talked Peter into this agreement.
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