History TearJerker / TheOnion

3rd Oct '17 6:37:38 AM TheGoodWario
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/no-way-prevent-says-only-nation-where-regularly-ha-51443 ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens]] This article was first published after the Isla Vista tragedy. Four more articles with the same title have been published throughout the past three years. The reprinted article changes the photo, the details of the location and other details but the message is still the same. The latest edition was printed the day after the Las Vegas Mandalay Bay tragedy. The repeating story shows how very little has changed since the last attack and that nothing has been done to solve the issue. This is a case of a RunningGag that many people want to end.
21st Aug '17 6:58:46 PM frnmmma25
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/nation-begs-disaffected-youth-gravitating-toward-n-56696 Nation Begs Disaffected Youth Gravitating Toward Neo-Nazism To Get High And Play Xbox Instead]]. It's still a funny article, though it just breams with desperation of loved ones not wanting youth to turn to evil to just do anything else, even things they would normally look down at you on, that your eyes just start stinging.
28th Jun '17 1:32:41 PM brandonfave
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/video/brain-dead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-t-27225 Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized]]. It is very sad to see a beautiful girl who loved to play outside get killed because she went brain-dead from using her phone too much.
7th Mar '17 1:58:03 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/middle-eastern-man-not-sure-how-many-days-worth-ai-55457 Middle Eastern Man Not Sure How Many Days’ Worth Of Airport Detention Clothes To Pack]], published in light of the [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Trump]] administration's anti-immigration executive orders.
5th Dec '16 5:55:52 AM BDasher
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-woman-begins-freezing-meals-husband-can-ea-37581 "Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Her Husband Can Eat While She's Passed Away.]]

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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-woman-begins-freezing-meals-husband-can-ea-37581 "Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Her Husband Can Eat While She's Passed Away.Away".]]
5th Dec '16 5:55:17 AM BDasher
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*[[http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-woman-begins-freezing-meals-husband-can-ea-37581 "Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Her Husband Can Eat While She's Passed Away.]]
28th Apr '16 11:29:01 AM Aquila89
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/childbirth-to-be-area-womans-least-painful-interac-1943 Childbirth To Be Area Woman's Least Painful Interaction With Daughter]]
27th Mar '16 1:04:32 PM Agronac919
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/video/onion-reviews-batman-v-superman-dawn-justice-52621 The Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice review]] where the reviewer compares watching two iconic heroes fighting to watching his parents marriage collapse.
8th Feb '16 4:10:19 PM GucciPiggy90
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*[[http://www.theonion.com/article/suicide-letter-full-of-simpsons-references-1717 Suicide letter full of Simpsons references]]
23rd Oct '15 7:47:44 AM Labeantown
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/hummingbird-back-at-feeder-again-grandmother-repor-2516 Hummingbird Back at Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports]]
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