History TearJerker / TheOnion

28th Jun '17 1:32:41 PM brandonfave
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/video/brain-dead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-t-27225 Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized]]. It is very sad to see a beautiful girl who loved to play outside get killed because she went brain-dead from using her phone too much.
7th Mar '17 1:58:03 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/middle-eastern-man-not-sure-how-many-days-worth-ai-55457 Middle Eastern Man Not Sure How Many Daysí Worth Of Airport Detention Clothes To Pack]], published in light of the [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Trump]] administration's anti-immigration executive orders.
5th Dec '16 5:55:52 AM BDasher
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-woman-begins-freezing-meals-husband-can-ea-37581 "Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Her Husband Can Eat While She's Passed Away.]]

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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-woman-begins-freezing-meals-husband-can-ea-37581 "Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Her Husband Can Eat While She's Passed Away.Away".]]
5th Dec '16 5:55:17 AM BDasher
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*[[http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-woman-begins-freezing-meals-husband-can-ea-37581 "Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Her Husband Can Eat While She's Passed Away.]]
28th Apr '16 11:29:01 AM Aquila89
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/childbirth-to-be-area-womans-least-painful-interac-1943 Childbirth To Be Area Woman's Least Painful Interaction With Daughter]]
27th Mar '16 1:04:32 PM Agronac919
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/video/onion-reviews-batman-v-superman-dawn-justice-52621 The Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice review]] where the reviewer compares watching two iconic heroes fighting to watching his parents marriage collapse.
8th Feb '16 4:10:19 PM GucciPiggy90
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*[[http://www.theonion.com/article/suicide-letter-full-of-simpsons-references-1717 Suicide letter full of Simpsons references]]
23rd Oct '15 7:47:44 AM Labeantown
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/hummingbird-back-at-feeder-again-grandmother-repor-2516 Hummingbird Back at Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports]]
1st Oct '15 10:40:23 PM RA0808
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** Even more sad when you watch the video accompanying the article, which ends on the kid sitting alone humming a little tune as he eats his lunch.
21st Aug '15 5:21:25 AM wrestlingdog909
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* [[http://www.theonion.com/article/bully-cant-believe-classmate-took-4-straight-years-38394 Bully Can't Believe Classmate Took 4 Straight Years of Being Told to Kill Herself to Heart]]
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