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4th Nov '17 10:08:48 PM eddievhfan1984
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** Just as bad is that drop gates on baby cribs have been outlawed in the US due to safety concerns—too bad the same doesn't apply to adult cribs, even if they are fetish equipment.
24th Oct '17 6:15:19 PM DLMaximum1
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* ''#414: Hydrau-licked'': YMMV on this one. A man who is a low rider (a sport where you rig the hydraulics of a car to make it bounce) is fixing up his car when he catches someone eyeballing his girlfriend. (of whom he's overprotective of) While going out to confront the man, a nut pops off his car. After winning, a large coil (which was loose after the nut popped off) hits him and causes the other car to bounce on him until he dies. Sure, he should've checked his car again, but that was really small and it popped off when he wasn't looking. Other than that the worst he did was be overprotective of his girlfriend, which isn't uncommon for guys to do sometimes. The doctor said it wasn't a good way to go (suggesting he felt the whole thing) And to top it all off everyone watching went to check if he was okay and his girlfriend started crying after he died. He wasn't the nicest guy, but he wasn't nearly as bad as most other victims on the show and having a car bounce on him to death was pretty harsh.

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* ''#414: Hydrau-licked'': YMMV on this one. A man who is a low rider (a sport where you rig the hydraulics of a car to make it bounce) is fixing up his car when he catches someone eyeballing his girlfriend. girlfriend (of whom he's overprotective of) of). While going out to confront the man, a nut pops off his car. After winning, a large coil (which was loose after the nut popped off) hits him and causes the other car to bounce on him until he dies. Sure, he should've checked his car again, but that was really small and it popped off when he wasn't looking. Other than that that, the worst he did was be overprotective of his girlfriend, which isn't uncommon for guys to do sometimes. The doctor said it wasn't a good way to go (suggesting he felt the whole thing) And to top it all off everyone watching went to check if he was okay and his girlfriend started crying after he died. He wasn't the nicest guy, but he wasn't nearly as bad as most other victims on the show and having a car bounce on him to death was pretty harsh.



* ''#622: Brain Worms'': A young dating couple end up in hospital after the boyfriend, having convinced the girl that he was a skilled chef, makes a salad with live snails (under the guise that they were prepared like Escargot). What they didn't know is that the snails contained a parasite that worked its way through their circulation and eventually got into their brain matter, slowly killing them. Just before they die, the man reveals that he was gay and only wanted her because she "had the chest of a 12-year-old boy". [[DyingDeclarationOfHate Their final words before braindeath are how much they hate each other.]]

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* ''#622: Brain Worms'': A young dating couple end up in hospital after the boyfriend, having convinced the girl that he was a skilled chef, makes a salad with live snails (under the guise that they were prepared like Escargot).escargot). What they didn't know is that the snails contained a parasite that worked its way through their circulation and eventually got into their brain matter, slowly killing them. Just before they die, the man reveals that he was gay and only wanted her because she "had the chest of a 12-year-old boy". [[DyingDeclarationOfHate Their final words before braindeath are how much they hate each other.]]
24th Oct '17 6:09:18 PM DLMaximum1
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* ''#412: Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow'': A nudist painter compulsively eats her own hair (a condition known as trichophagia), has a large trichobezoar (hairball) in her stomach from the hair she's ingested over the years, because hair isn't digested and she dies when her stomach ruptured from the bezoar exceeding her stomach's capacity, which killed her. The worst this woman did was eat her hair (which she couldn't control because of her trichophagia) and not go to a doctor (the story took place in 1968).

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* ''#412: Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow'': A nudist painter compulsively eats her own hair (a condition known as trichophagia), has which causes a large trichobezoar (hairball) to form in her stomach from the hair she's ingested over the years, because hair isn't digested and digested; she dies when her stomach ruptured ruptures from the bezoar exceeding her stomach's capacity, which killed her.capacity. The worst this woman did was eat her hair (which she couldn't control because of her trichophagia) and not go to a doctor (the story took place in 1968).
24th Oct '17 6:07:02 PM DLMaximum1
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* ''#412: Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow'': A nudist painter compulsively eats her own hair (a condition known as Trichophagia) has a large trichobezoar (hairball) in her stomach from the hair she's ingested over the years, because hair isn't digested and she dies when her stomach ruptured from the bezoar exceeded her stomach's capacity, killing her. The worst this woman did was eat her hair (which she couldn't control because of her trichophagia) and not go to a doctor (the story took place in 1968).

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* ''#412: Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow'': A nudist painter compulsively eats her own hair (a condition known as Trichophagia) trichophagia), has a large trichobezoar (hairball) in her stomach from the hair she's ingested over the years, because hair isn't digested and she dies when her stomach ruptured from the bezoar exceeded exceeding her stomach's capacity, killing which killed her. The worst this woman did was eat her hair (which she couldn't control because of her trichophagia) and not go to a doctor (the story took place in 1968).
24th Oct '17 6:05:12 PM DLMaximum1
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* ''#412: Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow'': A nudist painter compulsively eats her own hair (a condition known as Trichophagia) has a large trichobezoar (hairball) in her stomach from the hair she's ingested over the years, because hair isn't digested and she dies when her stomach rupture from the bezoar exceeded her stomach's capacity, killing her. The worst this woman did was eat her hair (which she couldn't control because of her trichophagia) and not go to a doctor (the story took place in 1968).

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* ''#412: Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow'': A nudist painter compulsively eats her own hair (a condition known as Trichophagia) has a large trichobezoar (hairball) in her stomach from the hair she's ingested over the years, because hair isn't digested and she dies when her stomach rupture ruptured from the bezoar exceeded her stomach's capacity, killing her. The worst this woman did was eat her hair (which she couldn't control because of her trichophagia) and not go to a doctor (the story took place in 1968).
24th Oct '17 5:54:16 PM DLMaximum1
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* ''#402: Constriction Accident: An incompetent (and hungover) construction worker accidentally dumps gravel on another worker who's working in a pit. The victim survives the dumping and is not completely buried, but the weight from the gravel on his chest keep his lungs from expanding, eventually asphyxiating him. The construction worker was a man with a family, making his way in the world and putting food on the table. Then he is killed by a careless drunk.

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* ''#402: Constriction Accident: Accident'': An incompetent (and hungover) construction worker accidentally dumps gravel on another worker who's working in a pit. The victim survives the dumping and is not completely buried, but the weight from the gravel on his chest keep his lungs from expanding, eventually asphyxiating him. The construction worker was a man with a family, making his way in the world and putting food on the table. Then he is killed by a careless drunk.
24th Oct '17 5:50:16 PM DLMaximum1
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** She does manage to pull on a blink-and-you'll-miss-it MyGodWhatHaveIDone expression right before the segment ends so maybe she'll change her ways.

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** She does manage to pull on a blink-and-you'll-miss-it MyGodWhatHaveIDone expression right before the segment ends ends, so maybe she'll change her ways.
24th Oct '17 5:47:57 PM DLMaximum1
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* ''#414: Hydrau-licked '': YMMV on this one. A man who is a low rider (a sport where you rig the hydraulics of a car to make it bounce) is fixing up his car when he catches someone eyeballing his girlfriend. (of whom he's overprotective of) While going out to confront the man, a nut pops off his car. After winning, a large coil (which was loose after the nut popped off) hits him and causes the other car to bounce on him until he dies. Sure, he should've checked his car again, but that was really small and it popped off when he wasn't looking. Other than that the worst he did was be overprotective of his girlfriend, which isn't uncommon for guys to do sometimes. The doctor said it wasn't a good way to go (suggesting he felt the whole thing) And to top it all off everyone watching went to check if he was okay and his girlfriend started crying after he died. He wasn't the nicest guy, but he wasn't nearly as bad as most other victims on the show and having a car bounce on him to death was pretty harsh.

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* ''#414: Hydrau-licked '': Hydrau-licked'': YMMV on this one. A man who is a low rider (a sport where you rig the hydraulics of a car to make it bounce) is fixing up his car when he catches someone eyeballing his girlfriend. (of whom he's overprotective of) While going out to confront the man, a nut pops off his car. After winning, a large coil (which was loose after the nut popped off) hits him and causes the other car to bounce on him until he dies. Sure, he should've checked his car again, but that was really small and it popped off when he wasn't looking. Other than that the worst he did was be overprotective of his girlfriend, which isn't uncommon for guys to do sometimes. The doctor said it wasn't a good way to go (suggesting he felt the whole thing) And to top it all off everyone watching went to check if he was okay and his girlfriend started crying after he died. He wasn't the nicest guy, but he wasn't nearly as bad as most other victims on the show and having a car bounce on him to death was pretty harsh.
24th Oct '17 5:47:12 PM DLMaximum1
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* "#389: Jelly-Belly-ed": The obnoxious girl who scared everyone with a fake shark scare and then dies a painful death after accidentally swallowing an Irikundi jellyfish. [[IJustWantToHaveFriends She was socially awkward and just wanted attention.]]

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* "#389: Jelly-Belly-ed": ''#389: Jelly-Belly-ed'': The obnoxious girl who scared everyone with a fake shark scare and then dies a painful death after accidentally swallowing an Irikundi jellyfish. [[IJustWantToHaveFriends She was socially awkward and just wanted attention.]]



* ''#1000: Premature Endings'': Much like "Ichiboned," this segment featured a death that wasn't caused by stupidity or accident or a freak medical condition. The death was an elderly man (seen as a caring, hard-working, and faithful man to his family and friends) dying peacefully in his sleep while his adult daughter stayed by his bedside, sad that he's about to die, but understanding that he's been sick for a while, he's lived a rich and full life, and it's his time to go. As he dies, the narrator notes that the show, as a whole, is more than just a lurid docu-fiction on strange and brutal deaths; it's a show about how to live, summed up in this Aesop: You can either end up like the idiots, freaks, and {{JerkAss}}es in the hospital waiting room (or, worse, like all of the people who have died in past episodes) and end up as a ''1000 Ways to Die'' story, or you can just watch the show as entertainment, try and live a good life where you use your common sense and brains, and get rewarded by dying of natural causes with your family and friends at your side. Considering the show's content, that's pretty deep.

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* ''#1000: Premature Endings'': Much like "Ichiboned," "Ichi-boned," this segment featured a death that wasn't caused by stupidity or accident or a freak medical condition. The death was an elderly man (seen as a caring, hard-working, and faithful man to his family and friends) dying peacefully in his sleep while his adult daughter stayed by his bedside, sad that he's about to die, but understanding that he's been sick for a while, he's lived a rich and full life, and it's his time to go. As he dies, the narrator notes that the show, as a whole, is more than just a lurid docu-fiction on strange and brutal deaths; it's a show about how to live, summed up in this Aesop: You you can either end up like the idiots, freaks, and {{JerkAss}}es in the hospital waiting room (or, worse, like all of the people who have died in past episodes) and end up as a ''1000 Ways to Die'' story, or you can just watch the show as entertainment, try and live a good life where you use your common sense and brains, and get rewarded by dying of natural causes with your family and friends at your side. Considering the show's content, that's pretty deep.
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