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->''"Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''
-->-- ''Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences 2: What has tobe done''

A lot of fanfiction falls under this regard. It's bad. In mild cases it's because of the quality of presentation, with terrible spelling, punctuation and spacing making an otherwise quality story almost unreadable. Some have what is basically an ExcusePlot that showcases a certain character or is a reason to go from one sex scene to the next.

But good or bad, there's still something about it that compels you to read on. Something horrible. Something funny. Something nauseating. Or somebody just dared you.

If you turned this story into a movie, it would be embraced by [[ExploitationFilm Grindhouse theaters everywhere.]] It would be the B-Movie in a DoubleFeature. And it would ''still'' attract crowds.

SturgeonsLaw has its part to play, as do StealthParody and TrollFic.

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* "Analyiah's [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Jakota/7]] [[{{OTP}} Tru Luv]] Page" (sic). [[http://web.archive.org/web/20041001113742/www.geocities.com/analyiah/ See it in all its not-brain-safe glory here.]] This website is an overly stealthy StealthParody of [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls fangirls]] in general and bad fanfic writers in particular, whose unknown creator went all-out to make it as awful as possible. It's mostly ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' based, of course, with an emphasis on pairing Chakotay ("Jakota") with Seven of 9 ("7," or in one memorable instance "8"). There are other stories inserting the eponymous MarySue (presumably Analyiah) into other works including "Perl Harbor" (insert computer joke here) and "American Pi" ((un)fortunately ''not'' a {{crossover}} of ''Film/AmericanPie'' and ''Film/{{Pi}}''), as well as the revelation that she's a [[Franchise/StarWars "jedeye"]]. [[http://www.nabiki.com/mst/megane67/mst/oscarfic/al67.html Spelling]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin mistakes]] and ALLCAPS abound, and there are eye-watering illustrations drawn in UsefulNotes/MSPaint (some featuring the creator's purported RealLife boyfriend).
* The enigma known as [[http://www.xoxosoma.com/archived/ATK/ Andrew Troy Keller]], who specializes in writing the most {{Narm}}-filled "erotic" fanfictions ever put to a page. Or, as he himself puts it, "pure, untamed erotica"... which could not be a ''less'' fitting appellation. His stories are filled with a combination of robotic, often copy-pasted dialogue, improbable situations, OOC behaviour, long-winded narration full of run-on sentences which sounds, at times, like the demented ramblings of a TalkativeLoon, and most infamously, very, ''very'' awkward sex talk. The most shining example? "Oooorrrrgggghhhh!" -- as said by ''the Progressive advert lady'', in an erotic fanfic written by him -- truly, nothing is sacred to this guy.
* Angelcuti is a [[AGodAmI god]]/{{crossover}}/[[BackFromTheDead resurrection]] obsessed author who has written several stories for ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Nine}}'', and [[MegaCrossover whatever else]] [[AuthorAppeal she likes at the time,]] with her self insert Princess Angela [[MarySue forming loads of relationships and pulling random powers out of her ass.]] However, you can't help but smile at the [[HilarityEnsues unintentional hilarity]] that ensues very often. Her stories have examples of EleventhHourSuperpower, FridgeLogic, and many more. She was banned from Website/DeviantART, where her fanfics were published. However, her works can still be viewed by DA searching her name.
* The stories created by ballistic dolphin, including ''Fanfic/SherlockSeason4'', [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10754651/1/Hnuger-Games-Hungry-For-Victry/ Hnuger Games Hungry For Victry]], and [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10756518/1/Turnbout-Spiderman/ Turnbout Spiderman]]. They are all characterized by cheesy, [[WorldofHam over-the-top]] dialogue (like “'AAH MORIARY HAS RTURNED' Watson squeeled.”, frequent [[RougeAnglesofSatin misspellings/grammatical errors]], and ridiculous plots. His characters will often [[MrExposition narrate their own lives]] (“'I have solfed the mysetry' said Sherlock”) and he always adds an obligatory fight scene at the end of every story.
* Anything by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7572831/ barrylawn,]] especially [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11841060/1/phoenix-wright-turnabout-goat turnabout goat,]] [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/7823380/chapters/17966038 krazy kurain adventures]] and [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/7795318/chapters/17783497 professor layton and the secret agent conspiracy.]] All of his fics are written in the same style: Poor grammar/spelling, crazy plots, everyone is excessively OOC, foul language, etc. Aside from the highlighted fics, he has a massive collection of troll fics to read. Most of his fics are about Ace Attorney, but he has written for several other franchises, such as Professor Layton and VideoGame/WarioWare.
* Anything made by [=ComicsNix=], such as ''FanFic/TheWolfBloodLineage'', ''FanFic/BellaSwanPregnantAndFurious'' and ''Doomsday Womb'' featuring Franchise/{{Superman}}, Franchise/{{Batman}}, and WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget. Also notable is ''Love Beyond Circuits; Love Beyond Flesh'', featuring [[Franchise/TransformersGeneration1 Optimus Prime]], [[Franchise/StarWars Princess Leia and R2-D2]], especially since it gives us such immortal lines as:
-->'''Optimus:''' Leia, your leather clad bikini lighten up my boron buttocks!"
** Judging by his Facebook page, [=ComicsNix=] is [[ObfuscatingStupidity quite intelligent]] -- and a {{troll}}. A [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments brilliant]], [[StealthParody brilliant]] [[TrollFic troll]].
** He also wrote ''[[Literature/HarryPotter Severus Snape]]: Professor and Lover'', which was removed from Website/FanfictionDotNet for its excessive and grotesque sex scenes between the eponymous Potions master and the Series/{{Teletubbies}}. Yes, the ''Teletubbies''.
*** If you actually want to find excerpts of it, you sick bastard, it was featured on a Website/{{Cracked}} list concerning absurd and horrifying slashfics.
* Creator/CoriFalls, particularly her ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' series in its later stages. The characters have gone from merely OOC to blatant author mouthpieces, the plots are filled with cheap wangst and melodrama and contrivances and the attitude behind them is irritatingly smug "I know the characters better than the powers that be". But they're the most delightful train wreck sprinkled with a few genuinely amusing moments.
* Creator/DakariKingMykan:
** ''FanFic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'' is a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' HateFic [[MindScrew that's also an attempt at a]] FixFic, where half the characters are {{Mary Sue}}s and the other half are either StupidEvil villains or characters from the show that have been [[{{Flanderization}} flanderized into oblivion]], either for a cheap TakeThat or because the author is just that misinformed (apparently he hates [=FiM=] so much it "hurts" him, whatever that means). The author's main goal is to try and show that the PowerOfFriendship is useless, and the [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve power of belief]] is stronger. Yet the characters become friends anyway, and the power of belief seems to mean "Just grab the DeusExMachina generator and shout that you believe". And for a fic that is supposed to teach you that the PowerOfFriendship is powerless, you would think that he would at least take inspiration from a source other than Franchise/PowerRangers. You know, that one show based on ''[[{{Irony}} teamwork.]]'' The author can't really take criticism either. All of the secondary characters are thinly veiled {{Exp|y}}ies taken from shows the author likes, and the main characters are all either some kind of SelfInsert (even the ''BigBad'') or a FlatCharacter with an annoying gimmick (like speaking in PainfulRhyme and being an artist. Take that away and they're ''literally the same''). And that's just the beginning. All in all, this is PoesLaw at its finest, and most of the fun comes from watching just how deluded the author can get.
** The author's previous magnum opus, the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' {{Wangst}}fest known as ''Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds'' isn't far behind in terms of laughable badness. In a nutshell, Beast Boy [[CharacterDerailment turns evil and adopts the identity of]] [[PaperThinDisguise Count Logan]] and ''gleefully commits murder and genocide...'' [[DisproportionateRetribution all because Terra broke up with him in canon.]] Any attmept to evoke sympathy from him falls flat and BB instead comes off as an over-the-top whiny emo and Count Logan is so [[CardCarryingVillain hilariously pointlessly evil]] that reading his lines in Beast Boy's canon voice ruins any attempt to make him look a serious threat. Oh, and did we mention that the entire story exists in fact because the author was so devastated by [[ShipSinking Beast Boy and Terra not hooking up in the finale]] that he ''[[SeriousBusiness has nightmares about it to this very day?]]''
* The fanfiction of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2955048/darkvampangle101 darkvampangle101]], whose misspelled, Mary-Sue-filled ultra-Christian romances include the self-explanatory [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/11010802/1/Star-Trek-Nazi-s-in-Space Star Trek: Nazi's in Space]], [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10574596/1/Frozen-Love-Concurs-All Frozen: Love Concurs All!]] - a story about Queen Elsa teaming up with a love interest who can magically create robotic Starbucks baristas, and [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7089561/1/THE-NEW-GIRL-on-Voyager THE NEW GIRL on Voyager]] - about an American evangelical teen who appears on the starship Voyager, where "all of the boys on the ship falls in love" with her.
* Much of the fanfiction oeuvre of Creator/DavidGonterman is just random to the point of almost seeming like a stream of consciousness. Here's a man who comes up with ideas like changing Disney/{{Pocahontas}} into a dominatrix, threatening Creator/{{Disney}} with UnwillingRoboticisation as part of a copyright disclaimer, and {{MST}}ing the manifesto of an anti-furry group with [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} Stephanie McMahon]] as one of the co-hosts. It's all atrociously written, but there's a certain charm to just how completely ''odd'' it gets at times.
* The oeuvre of "Doctor Thinker" and his good-natured struggles with the English language ("Out pooped Sailor Mercury") deserve mention. Still, be fair to the guy. He does admit that he's not a great speller, and he's happy to have his work {{MST}}ed. He's a good sport -- a TERRIBLE writer, but a good sport. He's even a member here (Tropers/DrThinker), and unlike some of the other authors of bad fanfiction, seems like a genuinely nice guy.
** Dr. Thinker might be even more incoherent in [[http://pamachu-productions.blogspot.com/2011/07/episode-6-judge-brainitite.html audiobook form]].
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2253811/Dr_Splattenburgers Dr.Splattenburgers]] seems to have a talent for poor grammar, [[CrackFic utterly random and nonsensical story lines]], and mercilessly butchering the original personalities of the characters in his stories. In his crossover story called ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.175948-My-very-first-Gears-of-War-crossover-fanfic-full-of-AWESOME-and-CRAZY-things-to-ENJOY-UPDATE "Gears of Potter"]]'', Marcus and Dominic from ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'' team up with Franchise/HarryPotter to fight an AlienInvasion, giant locust ghosts, and [[EvilSorcerer Voldemort's]] [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot evil Crackmaster zombie demon swordfish lobster monster]]. The sheer amount of randomness and the nonsensical "{{character development}}" can lead to many laugh out loud moments, [[YourHeadASplode though it may also do bad things to your brain if you try to read too much of it]].
** Also, it appears that the author doesn't know much about the ''Harry Potter'' universe besides the bare basics. Here are just some of the things that are different in the story compared to the actual ''Harry Potter'' universe.
*** In the ''Harry Potter'' universe, wizards are strictly forbidden from using dangerous spells in the purpose of harming others and breaking this rule is considered a very serious crime. In the fic however, Harry Potter can just casually use his magic to summon demons that drag people to hell.
*** In the books/movies, Voldemort use to be a Hogwarts student like Potter who then later turned to evil. In the fic [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext he used to be a caveman who sold his soul to Satan so he could go fight a dinosaur]].
*** In the movies Harry has a fairly typical teenage male voice, while in the fic his voice is described as being very high pitched.
** The idea of a ''Gears of War/Harry Potter'' crossover became HilariousInHindsight when EA Games released the video game adaptation of ''[[VideoGame/HarryPotter Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows]]'', which pretty much played exactly like ''Gears of War'', [[TakeCover cover system]] and all, with magic spells replacing guns.
** In addition to making the now finished ''Gears of Potter'', the author also wrote a short ''Film/{{Avatar}}'' fanfic titled ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6301642/1/Avatar_Redemption_in_space "Avatar: Redemption in space"]]'' which takes place after the events of the film where Jake Sully, the protagonist of the film and now a married Na'vi has to save Pandora from nuclear Armageddon, [[AwesomeButImpractical using his huge knife]] [[ImprobableUseOfAWeapon that can cut through spaceships]], [[PsychicPowers his Na'vi mind powers]], and the power of ManlyTears to defeat the evil "humens" who are trying to destroy Pandora.
* Meet [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1914166/dyllyny_bryccyli dyllyny bryccyli]] He/She/It? is "an African American move to Freedom United States. Love tell story and play video game."
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1935568/Eogrus Eogrus]] is his name and writing [=ComicsNix=]-esque fanfics is his game. It should be noted that the man is Portuguese, but you probably wouldn't know it, judging from the [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness pretentious language]] he uses. His fanfics also contain some [[{{Squick}} pretty disgusting]] material, but what saves him from being DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible is the possibility that maybe, just maybe, he might be a troll. (Well, that, and the fact that his fanfics are surprisingly well-written, as far as grammar goes, as well as the fact that he has written [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9454305/1/Diary-of-an-Applaud more]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9654366/1/I-forsook-myself-Paulie reasonable]] fics.)
** The ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' story ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9844622/1/Steven-and-Amethyst-The-Love-That-Transcends-The-Doors-Of-Inanity Steven and Amethyst: The Love That Transcends The Doors of Inanity]]'' has to be read to be believed. And now [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10044445/1/Steven-And-Amethyst-2-The-Choice-Between-Good-And-Evil there]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10984422/1/Steven-And-Amethyst-3-Together-And-Far-Beyond are]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11040720/1/Steven-And-Amethyst-4-The-Trivulations-Of-Parenthood-And-Demise four]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11713640/1/Steven-And-Amethyst-The-Envy-Of-One-s-Thoughts sequels]]Goodness gracious...
* Anything by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/929704/Elizabeth8289 Elizabeth8289]]. She has over 41 stories about ''Lazy Town'', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' and ''Baby Sitters Club''. Be warned, though. A lot of her fanfics do ''no'' research on such places such as Iowa, New York or [[ArtisticLicenseBiology illnesses]]. She also tends to add the same moaning dreams, characters crying and same plot devices in her stories (she's especially fond of characters coming down with the stomach flu, for one). Most explode into a ton of chapters where the character or characters are at the plot at the end, and include classic lines such as "I pushed four times until the baby came out" (From her "Dawn's Dream World" story).
* The "CSI: Miami" fanfiction of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6258234/1/The_College_Years Forensic Kitteh]] features a number of bizarre but good shit.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4428584/The-Gemini-Twins12 The Gemini Twins12]]: Their fics are nothing but {{Gorn}}, OOC, and {{Depraved Homosexual}}s with creepy fur fetishy (as in turning characters in animals or giving them wings DeusExMachina style) stuff stacked on top. The many Original Characters are hilariously weird and culturally/racially/historically insensitive, but something about the grimdark, BigLippedAlligatorMoments, and {{Mary Sue}}s just [[BileFascination draws you in.]] It helps that the fics are mostly grammatically corect.
** Although ''Hetalia'' is based on HomoeroticSubtext , these fics go out of their way to HideYourGays through liberal use of RonTheDeathEater, {{Critical Research Failure}}s, and AssPull to get away from ''teh gainess!!1'', going as far as to ''pair mentally ill characters and possibly underage characters with no way of consenting up''.
* Anything by Creator/HansVonHozel, who is currently on a mission to defile every single major fandom with ridiculous but elegant bite-size interpretations. Especially notable are his [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633808/1/Pikachu Pokémon]], [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4663005/1/Twilight Twilight]], and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4726170/1/Titanic Titanic]] renditions.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2345421/I-Braginsky I.Braginsky]], an author of [[FlashFiction very short]] ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'' {{Troll Fic}}s.
* Anything by Issei Mataloun of ''Fanfic/HellstormEvangelion'' fame. Imagine ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' as seen [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness through the twisted lens of a sex-starved twelve-year-old]] who doesn't know much about the series. Throw in a GodModeSue, an IdiotPlot where the Devil becomes our obligatory BigBad, a few heavy dollops of HoYay, buckets full of {{Gorn}}, and inane fight scenes where everyone acts like a LargeHam and poses up a storm. But no simple description could capture the pure CrazyAwesome of this series. You're just going to have to read it.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2026311/~Jackrussel The works of Jack Russel]]:
** ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5312017 Lord of the Rings: The Battle for the Village]]'', which features an elf named [[SomeCallMeTim Harry]] and his best friend Andy as they fight against an EvilArmy that is invading.
** ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5287178 Resident Evil A Heroine's Story]]'', starring Rita Valentine, Jill Valentine's lesbian sister. It has spawned [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5287203 three]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5400291 sequels]].
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7051166/jakkid166 Jakkid166]] is a somewhat frequent author of bad Phoenix Wright fanfictions. They're all written in a style that involves a lack of capitalization, poor spelling, and bizarre plots, and they are all set in an alternate universe to the official. His fics also tend to have several supernatural elements, such as portals and ghosts, that would otherwise never appear in the canon Ace Attorney universe.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2383561/Jedi_Qui_Gon Jedi Qui-Gon]] is an author who exclusively operates in mega-crossovers. Almost all of them share the exact same traits: bizarre plots with plot developments that make absolutely no sense, tons and tons of InNameOnly, a boatload of original characters who more often than not end up being useless and unnecessary to the plot of whichever story they're in, gobs and gobs of '''[[WorldOfHam extremely]]''' [[WorldOfHam hammy dialogue]], and the fact that most of them have monsters called "Imperium", which the author has yet to tell what they are (though further investigation seems to suggest that they are the Imperium from WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague). Perhaps his most awesomely bad fanfic is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6051535/1/Protecting_the_Jedi Protecting the Jedi]], a retelling of basically the entire original trilogy of ''Franchise/StarWars'' that also manages to cross over ''Franchise/MassEffect'', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', and ''Franchise/{{Halo}}''.
* Anything by Justin Lawson, particularly this gem, ''[[http://www.network54.com/Forum/136715/thread/1047952901/last-1053051414/Toons+Vs.+Abyss Toons Vs. Abyss]]'', a plotless ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures[=/=]WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}[=/=]WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain[=/=]WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}[=/=]WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}'' crossover that stars Justin Lawson as a blatantly obvious Gary Stu, as well as Abyss from ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom2'' as the villain. Apparently the story involves jelly... and coupons? Oh, and there's a crystal.
* EVERYTHING by Kasper A. Vestergaard. Particularly [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3668115/1/Sonic_halps_fite_eggmen this.]]
* Some of the works by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1891678/LordryuTJ Lord Ryu TJ]]. Typical fan fiction plots (with a lot of copy-paste from series -- as in, even if all the ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland'' challenges were used, the same challenge may be used later. Even ''in the [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/4/Total_Cartoon_Action same]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/12/Total_Cartoon_Action fic]]'') such as episode re-writes and [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland TDI]] crossovers turned completely WTF-ish[[note]][[DeadFic if he writes more than one chapter]][[/note]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/10/Total_Cartoon_Action This chapter]] in particular basically sums up nearly everything (as it ''begins'' with a suggestive Heather/Duncan moment, then throws in Heather/Courtney[[note]][[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Sadly, the latter pairing is never mentioned again]][[/note]]). In the middle of all the copy-paste, there are still other good parts:
** WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/23/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition here]]) and [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Phineas]] (Seen mostly [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5135746/6/Total_Cartoon_Island_Return here]]), ''[[BewareTheNiceOnes of all people]]'', are jerks and the closest people to antagonists in the ''Total Cartoon'' series.
** Several CrackPairing[=s=]. There has been [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter]] / [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Bridgette]] ''rape'' in one chapter of the [[ArchivePanic long]], [[DeadFic dead]] ''Total Cartoon'' series (and with [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978577/5/Toonville_Season_1 Courtney]]. and with ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6242091/3/Total_Cartoon_Island_Reanimated Heather]]'' too. He's almost as bad as Duncan), along with some serious amount of [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Phineas/Candace]] incest throughout his works.
** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5434006/1/Heathers_Lesbian_Kisses "Heather then stretched her cheeks apart and stuffed Lindsay's vagina in the anus,]] [[ArtisticLicenseBiology and let Lindsay's cum shoot into Heather."]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack Captain K'nuckles and Flapjack]] getting ''[[BlackComedyRape raped]] by''. ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5371201/1/Flapjack_and_Knuckles_Get_Monkey_Raped here]])
*** And now there is a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6074926/1/More_Monkey_Business sequel]]. Of all the things to write one for...
** [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Duncan]] (and to a lesser extent, [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]]) is made into a blatant KarmaHoudini MartyStu. Various fics (mostly ''Total Cartoon'' series) practically give him a harem of [[OfficialCouple Courtney]], [[ShipTease Heather]], [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight Bridgette]], [[CrackPairing Izzy]], and Lindsay ([[FanPreferredCouple surprisingly]], not Gwen -- '''''yet'''''). Up to four of them in the same fanfic (''as of now''), despite how Courtney is stated many times to be his actual girlfriend, and he ''sexually assalts'' some of them (like Bridgette [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/4/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition here]]) and nobody minds (not even Courtney)[[note]]Except in the linked part. Duncan gets voted off, yet he returns later as an even ''bigger'' MartyStu[[/note]]. This gets worse in a more horrible work where Chris assigns him to ''rape'' three of the girls mentioned -- Lindsay, Heather, and Bridgette -- and would have been Courtney, but he makes out with her insted.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1139331/Many_Lovers52 Many Lovers52]] (also known as "T3h [=CrAiZyZ=] x5" by the author) is a group of five different females that actually hold personalities similar to one another. Her first fic has been considered the best done by the group, but beyond that, they're all pretty much short and almost into the point of insanity. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFcaq-hkGGo Here's a dramatic reading of one of the author's stories.]]
* The [[FanFic/DinobotsOldTechnology mighty works]] of '''[[http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/ee52db9e103fd5a8?hl=en&& MG-Dinobot]]''', whose poor excuses for ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' fanfics are full of more [[RougeAnglesOfSatin atrocious spelling]], strange {{non sequitur}}s, and non-existent grammar than you can shake a "rotate blade" at. For example:
-->"You lived like a warrior ans died to an hero!"
** In the same vein: [[http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/12883948051/ravage-3-bodies-evolution Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution]].
* ''Everything'' by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2176187/mynameisanonymous mynameisanonymous]]. She writes absolutely awful ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfiction and believes it to be not only well-written, but romantic. She has decent grammar and spelling, but the content is hilariously terrible. It is notable that not one of them is a TrollFic.
* Creator/{{Naglfar}}' fanfics, which happen to be absurd and over-the-top in a way that just drips of humor. The RougeAnglesOfSatin only adds to the absurd comedic potential. He even takes requests, such as [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4021158/1/Misunderstood this]]. He wrote fics centering around a random {{Gonk}} from ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' who runs around as a MemeticMolester "sex god", invokes BlackComedyRape regularly, has [[ImprobableWeaponUser a penis that can stab people to death]], opens dimensional portals, and ''glow gold''. It was his fanfics that caused the Gheb MemeticMutation to start, and that made him become an EnsembleDarkhorse in FE forums everywhere. His stories contain horrible spelling and grammar, RougeAnglesOfSatin, pervasive research failure, and CanonDefilement. This ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4473179/1/Trust_You_Forever Final Fantasy VII]]'' fanfic is one of his more hilariously bad efforts. [[TrollFic And yes, he is a troll]].
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1306749/NarutosBrat Naruto's Brat]]. This guy writes smut fics in the ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fandom. His works provide examples of DanBrowned (he gives advice on writing sex scenes, despite being complete clueless in the subject), AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, ArtisticLicenseBiology, CanonDefilement, and RonTheDeathEater, among others. He loves turning Naruto into a CanonSue. The rants in his userpage are also worth a look, they provide examples of SmallNameBigEgo and ViewersAreMorons. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4573110/1/Icha_Icha_Flower_Petals This]] is one of his most hilariously bad stories.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~niceperson niceperson]], whose works include a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4647072/1/Legend_of_Zelda_THE_NEW_ARMY_OF_GANNON Zelda story]] in which Link faces [[Series/DoctorWho Cybermen]]; ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4705945/1/Merlin_Revenge_of_Oother Merlin: Revenge of Oother]]'', where Uther Pendragon is presented as a hero fighting against an evil world of "magick" using Literature/TheBible as justification; and a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4933890/1/Skins_The_Skin_of_Doom Skins fic]] with exaggerated Northern accents, {{an aesop}} against "drugging," and a fight with a werewolf. Most of his [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5012502/1/The_Evill_of_Spadang_Skaran more]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5027393/1/Star_Wars_Episod_7_Spadang_Skaran_Strikes_Back recent]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5123869/1/Star_Trek_Deep_Spadang_Skaran_9 stuff]] involves the ridiculously named Spadang Skaran, a VillainSue of epic proportions, who pops up in almost every universe for no apparent reason, and is the definition of CardCarryingVillain:
--->"BRING ME MY FOOD" he sohuted to a man next to him and the man did. A tray came in with [[EatsBabies dead baibes]] on it.
--->He ate it but spat it out. "THAT WAS NOT TASTY! [=YOU7=] WILL [[BadBoss PAY]] YOU [[RougeAnglesOfSatin FUICKER]]!"
** niceperson eventually wrote a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/1/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother sequel]] to ''Revenge of Oother,'' in which "Oother" is revived in the present day and becomes an ass-kicking, gun-wielding Creator/SamuelLJackson {{expy}} who [[VerbalTic calls everyone "Motherfucker"]]. Yes, that same [[Series/{{Merlin}} Uther]] played by Creator/AnthonyHead. He also hates his critics to the extent he writes a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/6/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother chapter]] as a TakeThat where they're portrayed as "evil fashist robots", who [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything oppress the people by forcing them to spell things correctly]].
* For those who know Spanish, there are always the unforgettable pearls of Perla Shumajer (by the way, that's her [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment true made up name created by her imagination]]). [[http://inmortal-666.deviantart.com/art/Fics-de-Perla-Shumajer-1-284540732 Here]] you can find one of her stories (googling a bit you can get more). An article of her in the satirical wiki Frikipedia is also available [[http://www.frikipedia.es/friki/Perla_Shumajer here]]. Everything is in Spanish, of course. She's probably one of the most well-known bad writers in that language.
** Someone decided to [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3362696/Perla-Shumajer-ENG translate some of her stories into English language]]. It's not as good as reading them in its original language, but then you can expĺore the wonderful joy of the legendary gem "[[OverlyLongTitle A boy that falls in love with his professor of potions and his professor of potions falls in love with him, they like, love and adore each other so much, they become a couple and marry /into marriage/ and they are husbands.]]"
* Creator/{{THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE}}, aka The Baconator ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1120881/The_Baconator Link]]). If you can get past his profile, which consists of the lyrics to a Music/KidRock song and Music/LynyrdSkynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama," a bunch of incoherent ramblings, several other song lyrics, a list of screenname changes, several links thrown in (including links to {{shock site}}s), and use of the obnoxious one-letter-per-line format, you can then browse his "fics," which make no sense and have every other word misspelled. They consist mostly of-
** Nonsensical ''Franchise/SlyCooper'' crackfics relying mostly on VulgarHumor, including {{Cluster F Bomb}}s and {{groin attack}}s.
** Death fics simply titled ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin (character name) Dies A Horrible/Violent/Painful Death]]'', which are the EXACT same story written line for line, only with different character names and small details pasted in. In these stories, various characters are [[BloodyHilarious brutally]] [[{{Gorn}} dismembered]] by a [[ComedicSociopath serial killer]] named [[CardCarryingVillain Evil]] Andy Inspector. In the introductions, he claims that he "loves" these characters and has dolls of them that he sleeps with every night. The words he uses to describe their "accents" are also quite interesting. (What exactly does a "[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} gay accent]]" sound like? What's a "[[Series/{{Scrubs}} dr accent]]"? How about a "[[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Big-Head accent]]"? A "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy retard ]] [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants accent]]"?) A [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} "cat accent"]]?)
* Creator/PeterChimaera in general. VideoGame/{{Doom}}: [[Fanfic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil Repercussions of Evil]] in particular.
** Regrettably, the story has been removed from [[Website/FanfictionDotNet FanFiction.Net]] for whatever reason (most likely quality issues finally getting through to the right/wrong person). It can still be found [[http://www.peterchimaera.com/doom.html elsewhere]], though. It doesn't exactly need much storage to host.
** ''Franchise/{{Batman}}: Nemesis Fight'' [[http://hyena.kiwibonga.com/fun/batman.txt]] was also adapted into [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJcglk1PuJU the best "episode"]] of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' ever.
** He also wrote ''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Quarter-Life]]: Halfway To Destruction'', apparently at the bidding of Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}. It is best summed up by the following excerpt:
--->[[RougeAnglesOfSatin "UI have discovered new radoactive isatope]] but [[ArtisticLicenseNuclearPhysics it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life]] so we must observe with hasty"
* One can usually expect online role-playing in general to be bad. In between crappy characters, [[GodModders God Modding]], and a lack of fluency in actions, it's just expected. However, one author in the ''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'' Virtue server community manages to showcase all worst excesses and biggest mistakes of the fandom. He goes by the name of [[http://virtueverse.com/index.php/User:Raienst Raienst]], with some of the most potently awful writing ever, it warps the space time continuum and becomes utterly hilarious. His earlier characters such as [[http://virtueverse.com/index.php/Logan_Storm Logan Storm]] and [[http://virtueverse.com/index.php?title=ShadowWings&diff=117270&oldid=116716 ShadowWings]] have to be seen to be believed. They're basically {{God Mode Sue}}s without any regard whatsoever for continuity, plausibility, or regard for either the English language or Wiki markup. He has (unfortunately) gotten better over time (without losing the GodModeSue leanings...), but you can feel your intelligence draining as you read on.
** Most of his characters: "Nice guy, good with women, angry, no parents, uberly powerful."
* Anything by Ranay. Her ridiculously dramatic writing, awful spelling... It's enough to reduce anyone to tears of laughter. She de-activated her deviantART Account, but her works can still be found by doing a Google Search or deviantART Search of her. Alternatively, [[http://missranay.tumblr.com/ this]] has archived a few of her works.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway ShakespeareHemmingway]], [[SarcasmMode the greatest author of our generation]]. He claims that his screename is to honor his two favorite authors so that he can write like them. And he writes ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' crossovers which ''must be seen to be believed''. Garfield is quite literally retooled into TestosteronePoisoning incarnate as an [[CompleteImmortality immortal]] [[OneManArmy action hero]] [[RatedMForManly with manliness of]] [[UpToEleven epic proportions]] who travels the world fighting evil with his friend and comrade, Jon Arbuckle (AMAKOOOOOO). In addition to the incoherent, sometimes blatant rip-off plots, all of the fics are permeated by this incredibly bizarre atmosphere in which civil rights and equality for men are causes worth dying for, but women are treated like dirt and exist only for Garfield to have IkeaErotica with, as well as BeigeProse with grammar and sentence structure so bizarre, you'd think ''Film/{{Borat}}'' wrote it. All of it culminates in a most hilarious display further helped by the fact that apparently the author takes all of this ''seriously''.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5824573/1/Garfield-Effect-Galaxy-Adventure Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure]]'' is his first foray into multi-chapter sequential stories, and when it's not giving us such gems as Garfield crossing the galaxy at highway speed, it's following the plot of ''VideoGame/MassEffect'' pretty faithfully.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9690929/1/Zero-Dark-Garfield Zero Dark Garfield]]'', a crossover with ''Film/ZeroDarkThirty'', sends Garfield after Osama Bin Laden. Yeah, let the fact that someone sent a bright, orange, lazy housecat after the man who ordered 3,000 Americans dead sink in for a minute.
** There are [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6611927/1/Garfield-First-Blood-Part-II-Forever-Fist two]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5565702/1/Garfield-First-Blood fics]] that involve Garfield rescuing Natalie Portman from some kind of peril and then making love.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11013421/1/The-Garfield-Bowl The Garfield Bowl]]'' is an entire fic of Music/KanyeWest getting so pissed off about Garfield performing the Super Bowl halftime instead of him, that he [[DisproportionateRetribution infects several female music stars with Ebola]]. And in this story, the Ebola virus functions akin to the [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil Umbrella Virus]]. Garfield rescues them from Kanye's lair and heals them by fucking them.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6928423/1/The-King-s-Garfield The King's Garfield]]'' is a crossover with ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' that has Garfield out several Nazi spies and bone [[InsistentTerminology Queen Helena Bonham Carter]].
** ''FanFic/GarfieldRoyalRescue'' is a story about Garfield rescuing ''Kate Middleton'' from Prince William! It is quite possibly his greatest masterpiece yet.
* The ''Franchise/MassEffect'' stories of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2398086/Siha_Krios Siha Krios]] have a certain NarmCharm to them, despite large amounts of {{Out of Character Moment}}s and research failure.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~squirrelking The entire canon of Squirrelking]]. MemeticMutation generator 4chan even made ''Fight Of Metal Gears'' into a ''comic'' because of its absolute awfulness.
** ''FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'' has been adapted into [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZrkOTzPUC4 many]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9QYnVw6oc different]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs animations]]. There are dozens more where that came from.
** Prepare to be baffled -- this guy is ridiculous. Every character is always referred to by their full name and only their full name. Gordon Freeman never calls his own brother "John" or ''vice-versa.'' John is an office worker who wears a lab coat. He has ''two'' motorcycles; one is explicitly "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment more faster]]" (why didn't he take it in the first place?), and the other he ''keeps on the roof''. He does ''unnecessary and improbable backflips'' off the ''equally unnecessary and improbable ramp'' on the roof of his building. And he ''looks on the Internet'' for "the next boss's weakness", as if he was playing the game himself. He has a laser gun and a "rocket gun". None of this is ever explained.
** Then there's ''Hero Beggining'', a new chapter released on 16 February 2009, set some time after ''Full Life Consequences'' (which has yet to conclude) that extends Gordon Freeman's family further and seems to establish that Combines are Metro-cops that come from [[ScienceIsBad "science and outter space"]]. Good lord.
** ''Hero Beggining'' was soon followed by a new chapter called [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4988255/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences_Free_Man Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man]]. It starts with John Freeman backflipping out of the sky.
** One troper took his two ''Halo: Halos in Space'' fics and remade them as one fic. [[http://megafighter3.deviantart.com/art/Tales-of-Joseph-214-115677582 See here.]]
** Every one of his works use family members of video game characters instead of the actual characters. There's John Freeman, Gorden Freeman's brother; Jake Snake, [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake's]] son; Rain Strife, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII cloud strife's]] brother; and finally, Joe Chief, an army guy, but he wasn't a robot liek [[Franchise/{{Halo}} master cheif]], [[CriticalResearchFailure so he didn't fly]]. [[note]] "Master Chief" isn't a true name -- it's a military rank.[[/note]]
** And now, eight years after his final story, [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12418919/1/Halos-in-Space-reflection/ he has returned.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1706782/StaraptorEmpoleon StaraptorEmpoleon]], whose ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfics include such delights as utterly nonsensical ([[NoPlotNoProblem or nonexistent]]) plots, copious instances of DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment, casting [[KnightTemplar Cy]][[CryForTheDevil rus]] as an alcoholic neo-Nazi; having Saturn, Mars, and Jupiter come from [[EvilBrit England]], [[EverythingsSexierInFrench France]], and [[CanadaEh Canada]], respectively; and having all the Gym Leaders and Elite Four members secretly be each other's cousins. There's also a fic in which Cynthia [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex has sex with Lucian when he turns into a Gabite]] and ends up [[FlatWhat giving birth to a Gible Pokémorph baby]]... Oh, and her fics contain [[DanBrowned so much factual inaccuracy]] that she could very well be the Creator/DanBrown of ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfiction!
* [[http://starjeffry.livejournal.com/ Starjeffry]]. Be sure to read ''Paint The Town'', in which the ''LordOfTheRings'' and ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' characters are strippers. They have AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, and there is a list of stripper costumes. Make sure to read to the end. Or, read ''The Time Machine'', which was made into a Website/YouTube video once (the video no longer exists.) He also wrote a ''Film/NapoleonDynamite'' incest fic.
* The ''Franchise/StarTrek'' fanfiction of [[http://trekiverse.us/stephen/ Stephen Ratliff]] features the ultimate MarySue, [[ImprobableAge 12-year old Ensign]] FanFic/MarissaPicard. Ratliff's work is a [[http://home.netcom.com/~mblackwl/mst.html popular subject]] for {{MST}}ing.
* Anything by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1665791/Storyprovider Storyprovider]]. Period.
* The entire library of the strange, short-lived author known as [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2182650/Sumi_tani Sumi tani]]. In addition to having grammar and spelling so unbelievably [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horrible]] that even Hans von Hozel would be jealous, her (?) stories generally just... [[MindScrew do not make sense]]. Highlights include a ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' fanfic in which "future" is misspelt as "futute" (a feminine Romanian word meaning "to have [[FreudianSlip fucked]]"), a whole [=DeLorean=] fits in someone's locker, and Biff goes back in time to 1955 to become [[CriticalResearchFailure Prime Minister]] of America, as well as a ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' fic in which the Joker's [[WeaksauceWeakness ultimate weakness]] turns out to be diabetes.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2187896/Sue_Mary Sue Mary]] a "[[TooManyHalves haf-goast haf-vampire haf-gurl]]" seems to have no grasp of the English language OR the things she writes about. She wrote ''FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede'', ''FanFic/SherlockHomesVsJackTheRipper'', and ''FanFic/TehScreamingOfTheLambs''.
* Anything by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4015184/Tails-Luv-er/ Tails Luv-er]]. A seperate account for someone named Camobamo1, EVERY FIC on his profile is ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' {{yaoi|Genre}}. Ships range from common ones like Sonadow (Sonic X Shadow), to ridiculous ones like Silvails (Silver X Tails). Even worse, one of his fics called [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8331217/1/To-Love-Yourself/ To Love Yourself]] had [[VideoGame/SonicGenerations Modern Sonic and Classic Sonic]] loving each other and [[ScrewYourself having sex later]] is so ridiculous, that you can't help but like it.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4424733/unlabeledcarl unlabeledcarl]] is an author who's mostly written ''WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}}'' fanfics and oh me oh my, they are so god-awful they're hilarious. Where do I even begin? There's a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8867617/1/A-Sit-At-The-Island fanfic]] with Lord Stingray [[MisterSeahorse giving birth]] to [[FlatWhat seal pups]] on an island that's ''not'' Superjail, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8955846/1/Alice-s-Super-Duper-Force another fanfic]] where [[{{Transsexual}} Alice]] [[ArtisticLicenseBiology now has a vagina and uterus for some reason and can also lactate]] and [[CoitusEnsues proceeds to get her funk on with the previously-mentioned character]], and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9041751/1/Warden-Fun lastly]] we have Warden '''''literally''''' making love with [[ButtMonkey Jared]]'s head.
** Check out this gem:
---> The Warden started to rub his crotch up and down against Jared's head, his pants started to slip off and dangle around his ankles. His penis started to get erected. It touched Jared's head. It was little, but it was still very powderful when it came to sex and sex things. He rubbed faster and then he gasping in ecstasy. Jared whined a little bit.
* It's safe to say that Creator/{{Voltalia}} falls under this trope somewhat. While ''Fanfic/AnUnexpectedChild'' is good and she has gotten better since ''How You Remind Me'' (see below; now considered an OldShame), that doesn't excuse her from writing some of the most ridiculous and batshit stories to exist, like ''Aerial Choreography'' (see below; now also considered an OldShame). (These are her [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9425128/1/Repent more]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9551579/1/First-Date reasonable]] fanfics, by the way.)
** Only two of her fanfics are considered DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible: ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9503628/1/Two-Trannies-One-Man Two Trannies, One Man]]'' and ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9540821/1/Rapture Rapture]]''.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/8903/The_Woman_in_Red The Woman In Red]] writes MarySue stories for the ''[[Film/TheMatrix Matrix]]'' fandom. Her works provide examples of IKEAErotica, AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, ArtisticLicenseBiology, CanonDefilement... and bad writing in general. The ridiculousness of her works will give you a laugh.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~worthdice Worth Dice]]. He can be found on deviantART as well with his fanfictions. His fanfics range from poorly mangled grammar and {{Marty Stu}}es. His ''Anime/{{Hamtaro}}'' fanfictions are located [[http://schoolfilmer.deviantart.com/favourites/38813124 here]]. These are about his Squall Leonheart rip off of a hamster character. Be sure to read at your own risk, though. These fanfics get a lot of praise.
** His early works have gone under CreatorBacklash recently, so he's trying to mold himself out of this.
* YoshizillaRhedosaurus writes strange fics about characters from various anime and game series, many of which go unfinished. These stories are possibly written badly on purpose, and are chock-full of WebAnimation/YouTubePoop jokes (the author used to be a [=YouTube=] Pooper), Internet memes, and... [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment random things that serve no purpose to what little plot there is]]. One of his fanfics, ''FanFic/BellesFartingProblem'', SOMEHOW created a [[Memes/{{Pokemon}} meme of Bianca farting on /vp/.]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/858447/Yoshizilla_Rhedosaurus These stories have to be read to be believed.]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6406919/1/pokemon_greatest_adventure_ever_and_ever Honestly.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/975122/the_6ft_dick The 6ft dick]] writes parody fanfictions for children's shows like ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus'' that utilize generous amounts of BlackComedy and RuleThirtyFour. For many, there's just something about his fics' blatantly over-the-top satire and surprisingly competent grammar that mark them as the kind of thing that you know you shouldn't laugh at, but laugh at anyway.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2315657/42_Noodles 42 Noodles]] writes incredibly silly {{Troll Fic}}s with awful grammar and ridiculous plot twists. She also seems to be fond of celebrity cameos and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment redundant sentences]].
* Anything by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/962782/111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan]], who specializes in ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'' fanfic. Her (?) magnum opus, ''Metroid High School'' received memetic status after a dramatic reading by Nethertribes and some friends during a bunch of [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]].
* Anything written by Xantrax-42, who specializes in re-writing canon "''Anime/PrettyCure''" series (read: copying dialogue) and inserting one or both of his [[CopyCatSue Copycat]] GaryStu [[SelfInsertFic Self Inserts]] just to make them more "interesting" (copycat because they are, appearance-wise, blatant ripoffs of Django and Sabata from ''VideoGame/{{Boktai}}''). His ''FanFic/PrecureMeetTheDreamTraveler'' stories are all {{Script Fic}}s, the English is horrible, and there is [[BeigeProse virtually no tension or emotion in the narration whatsoever]] except in the passages he plagiarized to write it. The only thing that is any good are the cheesy one-liners and nicknames his {{Gary Stu}}s shout every now and then, and even those stop being funny after a short while.
* Creator/DetsniyOffSkiword is an up and coming example. His works include a VideoGame/KidIcarus fanfic where a new [[RougeAnglesOfSatin angle]] named Cloud joins Pit, and partakes in over-the-top battles even by ''Kid Icarus'' standards, involving [[ArtisticLicenseNuclearPhysics really unrealistic depictions of 'nuclears']], [[CurbstompBattle Curbstomp Battles]], and [[MindScrew really odd dialogue]]. He also has a Franchise/ProfessorLayton fanfic where Layton must investigate the [[BackFromTheDead apparent resurrection]] of the infamous serial killer, [[FreudianSlip Jack The Raper]]. There is also an ''VideoGame/AdvanceWars'' fanfic, where a new CO named [[AwesomeMcCoolname Dusk]] joins Yellow Comet and defends them from '[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Blu]] Moon' using his [[Franchise/CodeGeass Geass-fueled]] CO Powers. Then he went on to perform an Franchise/AceAttorney fanfic, where some of the villains of the series escape prison, and causes a rather over-the-top chase, with plenty of CourtroomAntics, TakeThatCritics, and even a sudden satire of the EU Referendum. The style is quite similar to that of LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami and CodeGeassAwesomeOfTheRebellion, to the point that at times, it certainly feels like a tribute to them.
* The works of [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1347996/Andy-Prosser Andy Prosser]]. The plots are incomprehensible wrecks and almost always rely on bizarre [[ShockingSwerve Shocking Swerves]] that somehow manage to make even less sense than the rest of the story, but they're so goofy that you can't help but smile while reading them.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/9155000/PetitChouLoup PetitChouLoup]], [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12477401/1/OssCrover-of-Dom-DEATH-OF-LIFE-OR-DEATH whose first story]] was an epic saga detailing the meeting of [[FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences Gordon Freeman]] and [[Fanfic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil John Stalvern]].
** The story also references [[FanFic/BatmanNemesisFight Batman: Nemesis Fight]], [[Fanfic/GarfieldInAlongCameASplut Along Came a Splut]], and the Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life meme.

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[[folder:Crossovers]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgMEbVGS5SI After Keep N Doom]] is an utterly bizarre crossover between SonicTheHedgehog and [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} Doom]]: Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails go to Plutonia in hopes of [[WhatAnIdiot establishing friendships with the demons from Doom]], but, predictably, get attacked, and join forces with the Doom Marine (whom they name [[spoiler: Joe]]) to escape. The plot alone makes it worth a look, but what truly makes it awesome is the narrator practically yelling all of the lines, the electronic organ music soundtrack, and that the comic was apparently translated from Spanish to English by someone who speaks only Japanese, resulting in a bunch of insanely quotable lines:
--> '''Knuckles:''' Panda of having shitted!
* ''FanFic/AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge'' by hunterjeanmidna. Acting as a "sequel" to Creator/JamesCameron's ''Film/{{Avatar}}'', the one-shot story involves [[strike: Colonal Miles Quaritch]] Kernal Miles Qwaritch (or Qwarutch, or Qwarich, or whatever the author decides to call him) returning to Pandora after "the dude on the other end" calls him and yells that "THE [[strike: Na'vi]] NAVIS ARE KILLIN EVERYBODY!". The majority of the story involves him fighting Navis (or [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]], due to spelling errors) and joining up with [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master]] [[strike:Chief]] Cheef (or Master Chef) and [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus]] [[strike:Aran]] Arin and killing just about everything that moves. Particularly funny parts are the beginning, and the references to Samus as a male (guess the author never got [[SamusIsAGirl the message]]). Complete and utter dreck, but it's damned funny dreck. It can be read [[http://hunterjeanmidna.livejournal.com/763.html here]], if you dare.
** Hunterjeanmidna has already cranked out his next story, in which he intends to speak out "against rape an show that its NOT cool, and its NOT erotic in the least for people to write "sexy fics" about." Too bad he picked ''WesternAnimation/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' as the story to deliver such a message. Brace yourselves for ''FanFic/AlvanAnTheChipmunks3TheSecondSqueakuel'', found [[http://hunterjeanmidna.livejournal.com/ here.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6667016/1/The_Battle_for_the_Worlds_Between_Worlds_Beyond The Battle for the Worlds: Between Worlds, Beyond]] is one of the more bizarre fanfics ever. It starts as a generic Mary Sue fic that's supposed to be ''Anime/SailorMoon[=/=]Literature/HarryPotter'' but begins to toss in so many random people from Music/{{Beyonce}} to the kids from ''Series/FullHouse'' that it's insane.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8174397/1/Blood-Raining-Night Blood Raining Night]] is a crossover of ''Anime/{{Inuyasha}}'', ''Anime/{{Axis Powers Hetalia}}'', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', ''Anime/ElfenLied'', ''Anime/{{Hellsing}}'', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' and the list goes on. It follows the adventures of local MarySue Rechieru Ketsukineko-oni and her battles against love triangles, TeenPregnancy, an inner demon, and her evil father. Filled with {{Wangst}}, AuthorAppeal, strange PurpleProse, and CanonDefilement. One truly needs to experience it.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5386092/1/Burstons_Sorrow Burston's Sorrow]]'' is about Goofy's son Burston and also Pokémon. MST'd by Fanfic/JakeEnglishsMysteriousTheaterOfScientificRomanceFromTheYear3000. Also [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkxvsrXkc4Y&lc=c78hHgXRweZq29q_IPq6q7dFMS6E81xaR2NwLn7Q58g turned into an animated short]].
** And a fan has written [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6524071/1/bBurston_bs_bSorrow_b_2_Electric_Boogaloo a sequel]], it seems. Now [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vi]] and Franchise/PowerRangers are involved.
* ''FanFic/ChristianHumberReloaded'' was so bad that someone turned it into a [[http://www.drunkduck.com/Christian_Humber_Reloaded/index.php?p=60353 webcomic]].
** To give you the heads up, the fic is about a super Saiyan, Demon, Dragon, Wolf, Vampire, Horteka (it's from Bionicle) Cyborg who teams up with loads and loads of licensed characters. The main character becomes more powerful than God within the first part of the story.
* Don't forget about [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3295299/1/Crimson_Blood Crimson Blood]]! In this bizarre fanfic, Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins (who is inexplicably a Hogwarts student) start taking drugs, but then Draco and Sam (who are their [[HoYay boyfriends]] in this fic) find out and dump them. Afterwards, they try to quit taking drugs, but after one day of being sober they commit suicide.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9794517/1/DAVE-STDIDER-POKEMON-TRANER DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER]] is a ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' and ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' crossover where more words are spelled wrong than right and Dave gets a "Groundoon" as a starter. The author either does not understand ''Homestuck'', does not understand ''Pokémon'', or both.
** However, this may have been intentional, considering how much effort Dave puts into his own work.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7673069/1/Digipoke_Digital_Pokemon Digipoké: Digital Pokémon]], a Franchise/{{Pokemon}}[=/=]Franchise/{{Digimon}} crossover that tells the story of a [[RagtagBunchofMisfits group of people]] who find themselves in the Digipoké world, where they basically walk around while [[VoluntaryShapeshifting transforming into different Pokémon and Digimon]] and defeating powerful enemies just [[RuleOfCool because they can]].
* A crossover between Bleach and Dracula?!? [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6306484/1/The_FOOLISH_adventures_of_Ichigo_and_Dracula The FOOLISH adventures of Ichigo and Dracula]]
* ''Fuck The Jesus Beam'' if you can make it past the metric ton of horrific imagery. Case in point: After [[KickTheDog ripping a puppy in half]], Niamy summons the Legio Cornu, which are [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext men with the heads of unicorns in space marine armor with nuclear assault rifles]]. And Commander John Shephard, of ''Franchise/MassEffect'' leads them.
* ''[[Fanfic/UntilTheEndOfTime Goku/Anne Frank: Until the End of Time]]''. A {{Crossover}} of ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' and ''The Diary of Anne Frank''. Anne and Goku hook up. It all ends with a Super Saiyan battle between Goku and Hitler. It is so stupid, it becomes the definition of awesome. There is an old Website/SomethingAwful thread where the author, who is a goon, confirmed that it was a TrollFic.
** [[benthesage.com/mft-until-the-end-of-time/ Hear it read]] here.
*** Hitler's line when he goes Super Saiyan is even more hilarious when you realize that he's quoting one of Bison's lines from the also SoBadItsGood ''Film/StreetFighter'' movie.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5809343/1/HART_SHAPED_LOVE HART SHAPED LOVE]], a fanfic that begins with [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward and Bella]] going to [[Literature/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] and meeting the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' characters there, then tons of {{Mary Sue}}s and other fandoms are thrown in.
** This fic also has an amazing GeniusBonus, when remembering that Edward Said is not [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Said the philosopher]].
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6314869/1/How-You-Remind-Me How You Remind Me]]'' is a ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretShow''/''VideoGames/{{Mario}}'' crossover which also includes Pokémon for some reason. The plot is basically Mario and his gang working together with Victor and Anita and some OriginalCharacters to rescue Doctor Doctor from Bowser. Its author Creator/{{Voltalia}}, who had just gotten out of junior high when she wrote it, may as well consider this an OldShame.
* ''FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede'' is a horrific fanfic of the even more horrific movie, ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'', which tells the tale of [[strike:Dr.Heiter]] Doktor Scientis building a "humen milipeed" and then the Film/MenInBlack arrive "2 take the evidance" and they all become "powar rangers"... just... just read it [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5968898/1/THE_HUEMN_CENIPED_2_THE_HUMEN_MILIPEDE here]].
* FanFic/LovesHeartstrings by Creator/SueMary is a gripping tale of romance against all odds between Series/HannahMontana and... Po of WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda. Features hillariously bad spelling and a RonTheDeathEater version of Billy Ray Cyrus. Read it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings
* Two works by Starjeffery (see above), ''Paint the Town'' and ''Time Machine,'' [[http://superharry2.livejournal.com/ got a "remake with a twist" by SuperHarry2.]] The twist? Instead of being about ''Literature/HarryPotter'' and ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'', it stars characters from ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'', ''VideoGame/SaintsRow'' and ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}''. One could argue that it's better than the originals because it has an ending and follows up on the "strange man watching them" subplot (kind of). It does feature [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Officer Tenpenny]] raping a teenage boy ([[VideoGame/{{Bully}} Gary Smith]]), which is even {{Squick}}ier than the original Snape/Frodo scene in ''Time Machine''. Still, with surprise cameos by [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Midna]] and [[VideoGame/ArmyOfTwo Salem, Rios and Clyde]], it's awesomely awful.
* The ''[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Pooh's]] Adventures'' series on Website/YouTube. Basically, it's just people taking Creator/{{Disney}} movies and adding clips of Winnie the Pooh in, using subtitles to make it look like Pooh and the movie characters are interacting. All of them are pretty much the same, yet [[BileFascination there's a strange temptation to watch, just to see how Pooh will be incorporated]]. See the [[http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh%27s_Adventures_Wiki wiki]] for more details. Yes, they have a [[TheWikiRule wiki]].
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7085007/1/The_Return_of_Dark_Kyeoto The Return of Dark Kyeoto]] is a batshit insane, one chapter fanfic featuring Namine from ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' as an angel who could do [[Manga/DragonBall kamehamehas]] and Wrath from Manga/FullmetalAlchemist who fight against some guy named Dark Kyeoto with the help of their companions who I guess are [=OCs=]. Spelling errors galore in this story.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9982665/1// Sadako - An Uchiha Heroine]]'' is a ''Naruto''/''iCarly'' crossover that's only one chapter long so far, but it's an experience for what it has as of now. What starts off as your standard Uchiha "Sasuke's sister" Sue Fic becomes so much more, featuring Rukia, Sam and Freddie as characters, shoehorned-in Christian themes including [[MarySue Sadako]] speaking to ''God himself'', and lyrics plagiarized from ''Disney/TheHunchBackOfNotreDame''. Even more strange is the fact that the author is very competent, but appears to be completely serious about it.
* '''[[http://mrtrollxdd.deviantart.com/art/The-Soul-of-A-Wizard-190625764 The Soul of a Wizard.]]''' Initially, it's a series of ''Literature/HarryPotter'' one-offs, but it spirals rapidly into fandom after fandom, ranging from ''Manga/DeathNote'' to [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]] before citing other fanfics. Rare is the TrollFic whose author has ShownTheirWork, and rarer still is one that shows this grand a degree of research. [=MrTrollXDD=] knows all of the ins, outs, methods, and targets (not [[FanFic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction to]] [[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} mention]] [[FanFic/MyImmortal several examples]]) of hack authors and {{troll}}s very well, and is not afraid to play with them in countless methods, such as exaggerating RougeAnglesOfSatin to the point where one chapter spirals well beyond comprehension, or inverting Linkara's character, down to the specific authors and arcs he hates. The rather humorous image of [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Ron Weasley's verbally articulate ding-a-ling being used as a power drill]] will be stuck in your head forever.
** As one reviewer put it:
-->''This fanfic's kinda like Music/PassengerOfShit or Music/AnalCunt: It's blatantly, horribly unprofessional, but it's such professional unprofessionality that I can't help but be entertained by it.''
* The fanfic ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20050209091244/http://www.dimfuture.net/elsewhere/mot/ep101.html Street Fighter]] vs. [[http://web.archive.org/web/20050209091244/http://www.dimfuture.net/elsewhere/mot/ep101b.txt Mortal Kombat]]'' (links to two separate {{MST}}s by one group; the original is presumed to be lost). The obvious premise of the ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' and ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' cast duking it out is mostly cast aside in favor of the story of a MartyStu SelfInsert and his best friend, an eight-year-old kid with a hockey stick who can turn himself invincible at will. Everyone acts out of character and the writing is impressively vague. Despite the premise, every fight plays out like the ''VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroesVsStreetFighter'' matches at the beginning, with fighters throwing out combos and special moves like mere jabs while [[CallingYourAttacks calling out each one of the latter]] in its own all-caps paragraph no matter how [[MundaneMadeAwesome mundane]]. Oh, and inexplicably, the Film/ThreeNinjas show up working for [[VideoGame/MortalKombat4 Shinnok]]. The whole thing is charming in a goofy way.
* ''FanFic/TailsGetsTrolled'' ('''NSFW'''). Ostensibly a fan comic where characters from ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'', ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' and other properties brutally kill Internet {{Troll}}s just for insulting them, it rapidly gained an ironic fandom upon being discovered by Website/SomethingAwful for its dubious art quality, bizarre dialogue, [[{{Gorn}} gratuitous violence]], frequent crimes against [[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma grammar]] and [[RougeAnglesOfSatin spelling]], lack of coherence and [[ShockingSwerve random plot twists]]. Perhaps one of the most surreal things to come out of the ''Sonic'' fandom.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8594202/1/The-Twilight-Tale-of-Bellafly The Twilight Tale of Bellafly]] is a [[WesternAnimation/{{MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic}} My Little Pony Friendship is Magic]] and [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Twilight]] crossover riddled with spelling errors, [[PlotHoles blatant plot holes]], [[CriticalResearchFailure inaccuracies]], and looks as if it was constructed by a ten-year-old who only watched the trailers for Twilight. Extremely funny to read.
* Web of Dimensions is a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}[=/=]Franchise/{{Digimon}}[=/=]Anime/SailorMoon'' crossover fic has to be read to be believed. Notable in that the [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall author]] went on to become [[OldShame Linkara]].
* [[http://wonderouswaffle.deviantart.com/art/WORLD-WAR-II-185388757 WORLD WAR II]]. It's full of bad formatting, weird incomprehensible phrases and hilariously bad writing. And it's got UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt fighting Hitler and the Japanese in World War II that for some strange reason took place in the [[ArtisticLicenseHistory 1700's]]... It's just got to be experienced to be believed. Maybe you should watch for this fanfic author as well. Possibly a TrollFic? DramaticReading [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCDsDirxC1s here]].
** It contains Franchise/{{Godzilla}}. That makes it a crossover.
* Fanfic/{{The Quest For The Holey Grail}} is a hilariously bad crossover between Arthurian Legend, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, and a host of other things. Features such madness as the Holey Grail actually being the Goblet of Fire, a man made of blood, and Doctor Who sending the heroes to the past, where they eat chicken wings.
* Behold the masterpiece that is [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6641020 Burning Rings of Fire]]. Music/KanyeWest gets his dick ripped off ''in the third sentence'' by a zombie Music/JohnnyCash, and it just gets crazier from there. Involving everyone from [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss Everdeen]] to ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}, this sadly unfinished piece of art is a sight to behold. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42eA02PZf5U Dramatic Reading here.]]
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10440582/1/X-Com-Mass-Effect X-Com: Mass Effect]]. Even for a VideoGame/MassEffect crossover, already infamous for a tendency to make humanity [[HumanityIsSuperior overpowered]], this story stands out for its [[UpToEleven ridiculously overpowered humanity]]. Long story short: All humans are now part of a hive mind, are immortal, can survive nearly any environment, have ridiculously powerful technology (even though it makes [[TechnoBabble absolutely no sense]] and completely contradicts how technologies actually work in the [[VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown XCOM]] canon), have ships so powerful that a single one of them took out nearly ''one hundred'' batarian ships (who are, of course, portrayed as AlwaysChaoticEvil). Add in tons of UnfortunateImplications about slavery, ProtagonistCenteredMorality, an entire paragraph of CostumePorn that '''has''' to be seen to be believed, and random elements from Franchise/{{Halo}}, and you have a spectacularly bad crossover. See it torn apart on Website/LibraryOfTheDamned [[https://literarytravesty.wordpress.com/category/mass-effect/x-com-mass-effect-mass-effect/ here]].
** Eventually, even the author realized how bad the story was, and began [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11698923/1/X-Com-Rebirth a complete rewrite]]... Unfortunately, the rewrite is arguably ''even worse'' than the original. With such "gems" as an official document describing one of humanity's starships as "shaped like it's namesake from the [[Series/StargateSG1 Stargate Television Series]]" and humanity's policy for contacting alien species as "similar to the well known PrimeDirective from [[Franchise/StarTrek 'Star Trek']]" (whoever wrote it should really [[YouWatchTooMuchX watch less TV]]). Also, humanity predicted the horrific outcomes of the Krogan Rebellions and the Geth War before they happened, yet stubbornly refuse to do anything to stop them. Despite all that, they become angry enough to ''threaten to exterminate'' [[DesignatedVillain the turians and the quarians]] after they used the Genophage and tried to shut down the geth, respectively, conveniently ignoring how the krogans committed many war crimes and atrocities during the Rebellions and the geth [[DisproportionateRetribution wiped out more than 99% of the quarians]] in retaliation for trying to shut them down. If anything, this version of humanity is even more self-righteous and unlikable than the previous version. Fortunately, the rewrite [[DeadFic died]] after only one chapter.
* ''[[http://www.ditl.org/pagportalchap1.php Portal]]'' is more or less just a ''Franchise/StarWars''/''Francise/StarTrek'' WhoWouldWin debate with [[ExcusePlot the barest hints of badly-written connective tissue to make it a story]]. What puts it here is that it's a really ''bad'' WhoWouldWin debate, and has remained SnarkBait for years on sites like Website/StarDestroyerDotNet. Highlights include every ''Star Wars'' weapon being useless because one time Picard said an enemy's lasers wouldn't get through the shields, the Death Star's power source being described as a nuclear fusion reactor to justify calling it primitive[[note]]This is taken from an RPG sourcebook which described it only as "fusion"; [[SciFiWritersHave/NoSenseOfEnergy a nuclear fusion reactor with the Death Star's output would be larger than the Death Star itself]][[/note]], Leia being amazed at the existence of Data when she was essentially raised by RidiculouslyHumanRobots, The Force inexplicably not working on ''Star Trek'' characters, and hyperdrive being slower than warp drive despite all canon to the contrary. What follows is several chapters of CurbStompBattle, including the Enterprise-E wiping out entire fleets of Star Destroyers and [[DistressedDamsel Deanna Troi]] defeating [[BigBad Emperor Palpatine,]] so brazen that it sort of runs all the way around to being hilarious in how GodModeSue the Federation is made out to be. It's often opposed to the equally notorious ''Star Destroyers Rampant'', which is every bit as much of a stupidly-reasoned CurbStompBattle for the other side, [[SoBadItsHorrible but with even less pretense of being a story to the point of being unreadable]].
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* ''[[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/59566 The Battle]]'' is apparently a short Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that goes nowhere. It starts with the author inserting somebody named "Trey" who apparently knows karate and beats a bully up. Then they appear out of nowhere inside Yugi's head, then they appear at Yugi's game shop. Infamously, the author even pairs himself up with one of the female characters, Anzu.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6569797/1/BECAUSE_IM_GERMANY BECAUSE I'M GERMANY]] is a hilariously well-written (as in, not having horrid grammar) TrollFic (usually have) from the ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'' fandom. The title itself is the CatchPhrase of the titular character whenever he was asked why he "LIKE TO KEEP IT WARM IN A NICE DOG", or anything else he did, really. Insanity includes [[GratuitousJapanese repeated use of "KAWAII DESU"]] and some GratuitousFrench and [[GratuitousSpanish Spanish]], [[BlindIdiotTranslation Engrish]] done by -of course- Japan, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext someone getting impregnated by TWO BEARS, whale becoming president,]] [[MisterSeahorse Mpreg]], alien babies, necrophiliac, so on, so on...
** A [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] made [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWBJOXJM6Sg several]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gY7mtCdxEI chapters]] and even has some of his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VXxRMfSUCc friends join in]] as kind of like a hobby.
* [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/155173 Dragonball N]] is a piece of flash animation so terrible it's utterly brilliant. 'I can't help but save the day!'
* ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7520529/1/ Fuery Plus Havoc Equals Love]] seems to go out of its way to be as awkward as possible without being a poorly written {{Lemon}}. The entirety of it consists of Havoc backing Fuery into a closet, while Fuery is randomly worrying about whether Havoc knows about his undying love for him. Havoc tells Fuery he loves him, and panics because he thinks he ruined their friendship. Fuery confesses that he loves Havoc too, they make out, and their clothes fall off. Mustang and Edward then walk past where the two were having their... event, and [[OutOfCharacter they act like they saw something only slightly abnormal and shrug it off almost immediately after fleeing the scene.]] The whole thing is hilarious, but Havoc has a line shortly after Mustang and Edward find him and Fuery that is pure ''gold''. This is so awful that one can't help but enjoy it.
* ''([[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6268381/1/goku-nd-freeza-becum-frinds goku nd freeza becum frinds]])''.
** ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hv3hExZwRs Bad Fanfiction Theathre did a video on it]]).
* Hailing from ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam00'', the fandom got a horribly-written fanfic entitled ''Gundam 00M: Marina's Figth'' posted on 4chan's /m/ board. It's full of typos, GratuitousJapanese (also misspelled at times) and creative licensing with the [[NotAsYouKnowThem titular character]], much to the excitement of those who normally hated her. Also featured were some {{crossover}} characters from other [[Anime/MobileSuitGundam Gundam]] series and historical figures such as Eisenhower. As a result, many readers of the supposed troll's piece found themselves [[HilarityEnsues laughing hysterically]]. Unfortunately, the threads were never archived, but [[http://disc.desudesudesu.org/topic.php?t=724&s=0 this]] seems to contain all chapters which actually existed.
* Hamtaro 2, created by [[http://www.youtube.com/user/legendofwii92 LegendofWii]]. [[OldShame The videos are gone]] but it had to have been seen to believed.
** Also by the same guy, My Roommate's a Pokémon� No, seriously.
* [[FanFic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami]]. Light's evil(er) twin brother Dark comes to visit Light's family ([[CreatorProvincialism in America]]), and brings with him the king of the Shinigami and his Manga/DeathNote, which lets you kill someone [[CriticalResearchFailure without knowing their face... or name]]. Sayu meanwhile turns out to be a lesbian and seduces Misa to steal her Death Note, while [[Manga/{{Yotsuba}} Yotsuba]] makes an accidental crossover. Oh, and Light uses the horrifying phrase "better make it a foursome" in reference to his brother and sister IN FRONT OF HIS PARENTS in the most scarring OhCisco moment ''ever''.
** The same author's short-lived attempt at a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfic, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4834138/1/Who_Is_Voldemorts_Dad_The_Tales_of_Vernon_Dursly Who Is Voldemorts Dad? The Tales of Vernon Dursly!]], is equally so-stupid-it's-utterly-hilarious.
*** It contains the exchange, "WHAT? BUT I KILLED YOU!" "Then you did not kill me hard enough". This alone is pretty much worth the price of admission.
* It is almost impossible to accurately describe ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6878187/1/Loves_Grande_Quest Love's Grande Quest]]'' without breaking out in laughter. It is a ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' fic... but Haruhi doesn't appear at all. Her role is given to an obvious PuritySue. The prose is so ridiculously over-the-top that at least one reviewer called it CrazyAwesome. Mikuru is a "dragon maiden" and the villains are so [[ForTheEvulz cartoonish]] and ObviouslyEvil that one has to wonder how the main character ever thought they were trustworthy in the first place.
* [[http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Meduka_meguca Meduka meguca]] is a series of Website/FourChan forum posts intentionally badly reciting the events of Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica. Full of spelling errors and horrendous OffModel pictures, it is nevertheless true to the plot and so extremely awesome it achieved MemeticMutation status.
** It is extremely hard to take [[http://puellamagifanon.wikia.com/wiki/Anastasia%27s_Magical_Wish Anastasia's Magical Wish]] seriously, since it not only does it not make any sense as a Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica fan fic, but it doesn't make sense as a stand-alone story either.
* ''Fanfic/NaretoTheScretOfShiobi'' is pure comedy gold, including things like the "Acutesushi" and Zabuza [[BackFromTheDead coming back to life]] [[ImAHumanitarian to eat Might Guy's corpse]].
* ''FanFic/OjamajoDoremiRiseOfTheShadows'' [[CaptainObvious is an]] ''Anime/OjamajoDoremi'' fic that gives a viable premise that is [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot sadly ruined]] by bad pacing, generic plot, [[GenericDoomsdayVillain bland villains]], an AssPull or two, and finally a DeusExMachina. It has spelling and grammar errors along with a few internal notes. The author herself even flat out says in some notes that she [[CreatorsApathy "[does] not care"]]. The [[AuthorTract rants]] she gives are relatively laughable, so it makes up for it there.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6319755/1/One_night_of_the_drop_of_rain One night of the drop of rain]]'' is an ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'' fanfic in the same way ''Lisa is Pregnant'' is a ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' fanfic. It reads like a BlindIdiotTranslation, with bits of other languages that didn't quite translate peppered throughout, but from the looks of it, it wouldn't have made much sense in its original language anyway. The story begins with America and England having sex ([[IKEAErotica or]] [[MindScrew something]]) when Canada bursts in and [[{{Twincest}} professes his love for America]]. Then Kumajirou shows up and [[InterspeciesRomance professes]] ''[[InterspeciesRomance his]]'' [[InterspeciesRomance love for Canada]], except he turns into Alaska and... you know what, there's no coherent plot to be found. Nothing we could say could possibly do it justice. Read it for yourself, if you want to make sense of it--not that that provides much of a clearer picture.
** Amazing how much WTF-ery can be put into so few words. It seems that Canada is raping England at one point... [[MindScrew or something.]] And then it got to where Kumajrou/Alaska raped and killed Canada when he rejected its love... [[MindScrew or did]] ''[[MindScrew something]]''. It turns out that the reader is America ([[RuleSixtyThree who's apparently a she]]) and the narrator is England... [[MindScrew apparently.]] And then America and England embrace each other again as if nothing happened. [[MindScrew It's even]] ''[[SerialEscalation more]]'' [[MindScrew surreal than it sounds.]]
*** And then there's the random line "boku wa roshia," which is GratuitousJapanese for "I am Russia." [[EpilepticTrees Is this supposed to have been written by him?]]
*** And then there's a line in the fic that confirms that this fanfic was indeed a BlindIdiotTranslation: "_TRANSLATION ERROR_ said the England in the surprised."
* ''Fanfic/PokemonAttackOfMewtwo'', in which [[strike:Mewtwo]] [[{{Retcon}} Mewthree]] blows up Oak's lab for no reason and the MarySue protagonist's Pokémon are altered using "genetics" to fight his clone army. The spelling and grammar are what really make the fic. Possibly a TrollFic. Definitely bad.
* ''FanFic/SnowAngels'' is a LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya fic that focuses on [[{{Yuri}} Yuki and Mikuru]]. If you think that this is here for {{Relationship Writing Fumble}}s, you are dead wrong. This fic is listed here because of the [[RuleOfFunny over-the-top wackiness]] and {{Narm}}. Canon is thrown out the window practically from the first chapter due to RuleOfCool, featuring such gems as Mikuru getting a HumongousMecha and a dinosaur, and pretty much every battle is a [[CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp.]] Sadly, it has now been taken down.
* [[http://www.big-big-truck.com/bebop/twfe.html Teh Wirst Fanfic Evar!!1]] is the creation of some people who can actually write, done as a jape to mock horrible fanfiction. Succeeds hilariously. Included: toe rape.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3099811/1/Todai_Days Todai Days]]'' is an Manga/AzumangaDaioh fic featuring the girls at Tokyo University (which BTW is almost Japan's equivalent to Harvard)[[note]]It should be pointed out that near the end of the series, it's implied that the girls are going to separate universities from each other, with some, such as Osaka and Yomi, of all people, having more difficulty than others getting in[[/note]], where they're picked up by some [[SelfInsertFic self insert]] {{Gary Stu}}s. What puts this fic in this column is Kaorin turning from ShrinkingViolet SchoolgirlLesbian to full-bore AxCrazy {{Yandere}} when Sakaki goes out with one of the guys, beating them nearly to death [[OnceAnEpisode almost once every chapter]]. {{Narm}}iest line: "No, he's gonna pay! IN BLOOD!!!"
* ''WebAnimation/TokyoCrystalMew'' is your standard ''Manga/TokyoMewMew'' SpinOffspring fanfic, or it would be if it weren't turned into its own animated series using MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker. After the initial shock wears off, it kind of becomes hard to outright hate it. (Especially the later episodes, which show an improvement in the artwork and pacing.) Even 4chan has the occasional FanArt thread dedicated to it.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3234823/1/Voltes_V_versus_Voltron_The_Godaikin_Wars Voltes V vs Voltron: the Godaikin Wars]]'' The only English language ''Anime/VoltesV'' fanfic on the Net is an eighty-four chapter of what appears to be an angry ''Voltes V'' fanboy's treatise on his [[HateFic irrational hatred]] for ''Anime/{{Voltron}}''. With the superficial premise of a villain named Paul the [[UnfortunateImplications Imjad]] stealing the Galaxy Alliance's "Encyclopedia Universale" microfilm and framing the Voltes team for it; both villain and microfilm were completely forgotten in favor of Voltron having [[WrittenSoundEffect sound effect]]-laden battles with Voltes V, as well as ''Anime/CombattlerV'', ''Anime/{{Daimos}}'', ''Anime/ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman'' and even ''Series/SpaceSheriffShaider'', and gets its ass handed to it every time. The Voltron Team's canon heroic personalities were all thrown out of the window and replaced with straw {{Jerkass}} and StrawLoser attributes in an attempt of the author to discredit them, but it's all to [[{{Anvilicious}} anviliciously]] drive the point that Voltron is absolute crap and is not deserving of all the attention. Add the RougeAnglesOfSatin, blatant plagiarism [[note]]Apparently, the author thought that making Keith recite the lines of ''Voltes V'''s villain Prince Heinel is a good idea.[[/note]], outright {{Flanderization}} [[note]]The most egregious example would be Prof. Sakunji's SadistTeacher {{Jerkass}} tendencies cranked UpToEleven.[[/note]], one {{Poison Oak Epileptic Tree|s}} after another, and the rather [[InsaneTrollLogic amusing]] [[LogicalFallacies posturing]] of the author in response to the angry Voltron fans (just read his "answer" to said Voltron fan [[http://godaikinwars.blogspot.com/ here]]); and we get an epic FanWank of the highest order.
* Fanfic/ChlorineGrownRoses is a Anime/{{Free}} badfic. Chock-full of spelling and grammar errors, unnecessary ellipses, declarations of the author's love for {{yaoi}}, and emoticons inserted in dialogue, it features an [[EmoTeen emo]] MarySue who seems to cry every ten seconds named Azusa Kimber Tachibana, who is the extremely wealthy, orphaned long-lost cousin of Makoto Tachibana. One day, after getting a random letter in the mail from Makoto, she moves to Japan with her cousin. Later in the fic, another self-insert, this time of the beta reader, Akira Tomuson, is introduced. [[RelationshipSue Azusa]] is paired with Rin Matsuoka.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle]]'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, a hilarious way the Yugis figure out the Mind Shuffle, and an ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* FanFic/TheDarkerKnight is a self-admitted Franchise/{{Batman}} TrollFic. After being falsely accused of murder, Batman teams up with his cousin (aptly named "Batcousin") to hunt down Two-Face. HilarityEnsues... as well as a bajillion celebrity cameos.
* ''Fanfic/GarfieldInAlongCameASplut'' had to rank as one of the [[MindScrew most nonsensical]] fanfics ever written. The plot, if it can even be called that, [[RandomEventsPlot makes no sense at all,]] and abuses MassiveMultiplayerCrossover without any given explanation, and combines callous character behavior (Garfield throws Odie to the ''moon'' [[FelonyMisdemeanor for just being in his way]]) with inexcusable bouts of CowboyBebopAtHisComputer (It starts with Garfield playing a video game about [[IAmNotShazam a guy named Metroid]], and later he encounters a guy literally named ''Film/BladeRunner'', who runs on roller blades) and tops it all off with one heck of a GainaxEnding, ripped almost wholesale from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''. It had to be read to be believed. Eventually, the author came forward and said that the story was a TrollFic written as a cheap joke [[WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants in literally half an hour]], and he also [[CreatorBacklash disowned it]] due to its needlessly mean spirited content. He took the story offline altogether, making it impossible to read the fic now.
* Once upon a time, a Franchise/{{Batman}} fan decided to write a [[FilkSong song parody]]. Specifically, one based on "[[Music/LadyGaga Poker Face]]" entitled "[[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]] Face". Though painfully obvious, the idea isn't without potential... but not when the "parody" [[RefugeInAudacity consists only of the original lyrics with "Joker" in place of "poker"]].
* [[http://foxtrotdiscussionarea.yuku.com/topic/2008/Peter-s-Revelation Peter's Revelation]], a ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' fanfic that re-defines RandomEventsPlot.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/TheHumanCentipede: Love at First Bite''. [[http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=4026 MST here.]] A [[PornWithoutPlot PWP]] fic that attempts to make the original film [[LighterAndSofter lighter and softer]] by pairing a MarySue with Doctor Heiter, who's [[DracoInLeatherPants lost all his evil depravity]] and just wants to boff her brains out. Would be in SoBadItsHorrible territory if it weren't for the author's use of [[UnusualEuphemism unusual euphemisms]] such as "his bratwurst" "her Santa's Grotto" and "plundering the village". WebVideo/TheFanFictionCritic also mocks it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wksi_P9ZpmU here]].
* ''Root Her!'', an utterly insane ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' fanfic that revolves around an extra named "Joffrey" (apparently named after the actor who played him) getting raped to death and eaten by a female velociraptor while Muldoon watches and masturbates. It would normally be horrifying were it not for the fact that the author was obviously having a blast trying to think of the most ludicrous PurpleProse and [[UnusualEuphemism unusual euphemisms]] imaginable to refer to what's going on; the act of Muldoon jerking off is referred to as him "energetically pumping his purple shotgun", the raptor is described as a "carrion-scented Aphrodite", Joffrey gets sprayed with "[[{{Squick}} putrid velociraptor love Tabasco]]", the word "velocigina" is used at one point... it just goes on and on in a carousel of WTF-ery. Read the Topless Robot MST-ing of it [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/fan_fiction_friday_jurassic_park_guys_and_a_veloci.php here]].
** The worst thing about this? The author actually seems to be a competent writer.
* [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]. [[Blog/ToplessRobot And]]. [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/10/fan_fiction_friday_yoda_in_yoda_and_tequila.php Tequila]].
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[[folder:Literature]]
* The infamous '''''Fanfic/MyImmortal''''', a plotless Harry Potter fic that stars Ebony Dark'ness Dementia [[strike:Raven]] [[strike:Tara]] Raven Way, a "[[{{goth}} goff]]" [-[end sarcasm quotes]-] MarySue pastiche (mostly JerkSue) with "icy blue eyes like limpid tears" who's SoBeautifulItsACurse. The author managed to turn everyone into either a [[strike:goth]] "goffik" or a prep (like Dumbledore, who has a robe with Avril Lavigne on it) and the spelling gets [[RougeAnglesOfSatin worse and worse]] through the fanfic. Whether she's a {{troll}} or if the author was serious when she wrote it is under debate, but if it's a joke, that means she's [[StealthParody one of the most meticulous trolls in history]]. It's the only fanfic that's been turned into a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuU movie]] and a [[http://www.lulu.com/content/4297526 published novel]]. It's also been translated into a dozen languages.
** ''My Immortal'' isn't so bad it's good, it's ''so horrible it's awesome.''
** The part about being translated into a dozen languages is especially impressive, since it was barely even written in English. Try listening to a dramatic reading of it without reading along.
* ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20010423131650/http://www.greyarchive.com/Celebrian.htm Celebrian]]'' has a whole meta-game around it based on trying to get people with weak stomachs to [[SelfImposedChallenge read it]]. Even then, the story has its fans simply for being full of {{Narm}} and for being so laughably over-the-top in its {{Squick}}iness that it CrossesTheLineTwice. Someone even started a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC4Mo9dpGFY dramatic reading.]]
--> '''Reviewer:''' It's not that it's so disgusting, but it goes ON AND ON. And it's so BORING. How can torture, S&M and all that other crap be so irrevocably BORING? Half the time I don't even go 'ew'. I just look at the scroll bar and think, "What? Not even halfway through? GOD!"
* Not nearly as bad, but still a sterling example of how crappy fanfiction can get, is the Harry Potter tale called ''Fanfic/ASadStory''. It's a oneshot wherein Harry is regularly beaten by Uncle Vernon, falls in love with a girl with her own abusive guardian, and is killed. The author doesn't give a damn about continuity, characterization, or common sense. ('... he grabbed Harry by the neck and dragged him to the garden Shed. He padlocked the door with at least 20 locks.')
** "... His Uncle then pulled out a shotgun, [[HollywoodSilencer with a silencer on it]]..."
** Or Uncle Vernon's line, "It's too late, my dear".
* "Fanfic/AfterTheAbusePartOne" commits the cardinal sin of making ''My Immortal'' look coherent by comparison. It turns Snape into an AxCrazy psychopath who brutalizes and murders the Dursleys for unspecified [[TitleDrop "abuse"]] of Harry, then decides to randomly commit a terrorist attack by blowing up a city with a nuclear bomb. Oh, and in case you're wondering, there's no Part Two.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7285976/1/the_awesome_adventures_of_amynda_in_the_fayz the awesome adventures of amynda in the fayz!!!!!]] is basically Fanfic/MyImmortal [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] [[Literature/{{Gone}} the Gone series]]. It has literally no plot, manages to combine NoBisexuals with EveryoneIsBi, and has such egregious ProtagonistCenteredMorality that the "good guys" literally ''whip young children'' for fun, while the "antagonists" don't seem to be guilty of anything but existing.
* The ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfic "FanFic/BecomingFemale". It starts off as the usual Harry-is-turned-into-a-girl-by-a-potion-accident-and-gets-paired-with-[[DracoInLeatherPants Draco]] story, but then it gets [[strike:worse]] better. All the male characters disliked by the author, particularly [[RonTheDeathEater Ron]], are "[[StrawMisogynist sexist]]" in a ridiculously over-the-top manner and [[CardCarryingVillain even refer to themselves as "sexist"]]. Female characters disliked by the author tolerate this and are thus considered "sluts". Might be a TrollFic, but it's hard to tell as the author claims it's partially a comedy, which would explain the occasional random humor ("At that moment, Dumbledore rode into the hospital wing on a unicycle wearing an old-fashioned bathing suit."). You can see a DramaticReading of the first half of chapter one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQdTCTOZa8 here]].
** The Troll Fic hypothesis seems likely, given that each chapter starts with an utterly insane description of what all the female character are wearing, as well as the near-constant "I also had underwear on".
** There's a sporking [[http://www.whygodwhy.org/t3236-becoming-female here]]. There used to be a sequel titled "Being Female", but it seems to have been deleted. It included a memorable part where "Crystal" is sent back to live with the Dursleys, who turn out to be "Christian fundamentalists" and the portrayal is as ridiculous as you're imagining. The first chapter, at least, survives [[http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i-just-felt-like-i-needed-to-share-this?before=1325887270 here]].
* Another ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fanfic with the delightful name of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2488516/4/The_Chronicles_of_Merlin_The_Return The Chronicles of Merlin: The Return]]'', which features Harry as [[GodModeSue the reincarnation of Merlin]]. Pretty much everyone (save maybe Ron and Hermione) are OutOfCharacter, and includes such gems as Draco inviting Harry to stay over the summer, but adding "My father still has a problem with mixed bloods and the poor, so Ron and Hermione can't come".
* What happens when you take an original-flavour ''Literature/HarryPotter'' MarySue, pair her with RonTheDeathEater and heap on the DeusAngstMachina until it crosses the line from tragedy to [[{{Narm}} hilarity]] and sends her into the willing arms of [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco Malfoy]]? You get ''FanFic/DarkSecrets'', which can be read in its {{NSFW}} entirety [[http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600009171 here.]]
* ''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'', which is what you get if you combine the plot coherence of ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'', the prose composition of ''Literature/TheEyeOfArgon'' and the tastefulness of ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''. Featured on [[http://weepingcock.livejournal.com/493436.html weepingcock]] [[http://weepingcock.livejournal.com/553947.html twice]], and described by one sporker as "[[DamnedByFaintPraise not quite as bad as]] ''Hogwarts Exposed''".
* A similar [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5436269/1/Forbiden_Fruit_the_tempation_of_Edward_Cullen Twilight Badfic]] by the name of [[Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen]]. Atlantiana Rebekah [[AuthorAvatar "Tiaa"]] Loren, a [[JerkSue moody]] [[ValleyGirl young lady]] who speaks in internet acronyms, enrolls at [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Forks High]], where she promptly [[BlackHoleSue grabs everyone's attention]], including that of [[strike:the hawt pale guy]] Edward Cullen, who is now speaking a baffling combination of YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe and ALL CAPS, a 'fat and bald' uncle who subjects her to two paragraphs of IKEAErotica rape, and a 'tall white man' who announces himself to be her father. Combine this with the protagonist's status as a gothic vampire and the fact that the story positivley thrives on RougeAnglesOfSatin, and claims that this may be Fanfic/MyImmortal's greatest rival thus far don't seem too far off. Also, there's a talking panda bear. A talking, ''gay'' panda bear.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5403689/1/Forbidden_Love_The_Iliad Forbidden Love: The Iliad]]. It's only one paragraph long, but what a paragraph it is. The fact that it's about [[Literature/TheIliad the freaking Iliad]] only makes it worse.
** *better
* ''The Girl Who Lived'' series, a half-rewrite (the other half is just ported directly from the actual books themselves with minor tweaks) of the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' books with a GenderFlip and a whole lot of other changes. Pretty much the biggest and most direct CanonDefilement possible, it starts out by arrogantly decrying J.K. Rowling for screwing up the series and goes about "fixing" it by removing every single one of Harry's flaws while also (intentionally or unintentionally) completely changing his personality to a [[SociopathicHero Sociopathic "Hero"]]. Instead of a ruthlessly oppressed kid living under the stairs that eventually becomes a mediocre wizard with heart, "Rose" is now the poster child of NewPowersAsThePlotDemands (with plenty of "hey, look at me, I'm cool!" stuff to go with it) while getting away with pretty much everything. Watch as the series completely paves over everything "bad" about the canon and introduces {{Plot Hole}}s by the truckload! Marvel as Rose torments her "friends" in ways that make Voldemort seem tolerable! Endure as the series goes to extreme lengths for AuthorAppeal while denying it every step of the way! One would suspect a troll like ''FanFic/MyImmortal'', but if so, it's certainly an obsessive one.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5134196/1/Goffik_Blood Goffik Blood]]'', another ''MyImmortal'' clone that would probably be unremarkable if not for how completely and utterly ''bizarre'' it is. As one would imagine, the spelling and grammar are [[RougeAnglesOfSatin atrocious]], but it's also littered with author's notes in which the writer halts the plot to make strange proclamations like "LUV TRAUMAS R ZO HOT" or "vampyrs arnt homo sapeins", and to call the story itself a RandomEventsPlot would be a severe understatement. It has something to do with MarySue character Goffika Sorrows randomly falling in love with Voldemort (also known in-story as "[[MyImmortal Volxemort]]", "VOLDEMRTRT", and on one notable occasion, "VOLDNEBGREOUUBU"), and then killing him, Enoby herself making a cameo only to [[DroppedABridgeOnHim die as well]], Voldemort inexplicably coming back to life to get "TREVENGE", only to fall in love with Goffika and rape her "sexily", a skirt that can destroy things, Hagrid getting sacrificed to "Stan", a talking horse that was actually Goffika's friend Blood who also raped her but then didn't... really, absolutely ''nothing'' in this fic follows logically from anything else. The entire thing is a huge, poorly-spelled MindScrew.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7542165/1/Harry_Potter_Gay_Demon Harry Potter, Gay Demon,]]'' a fanfic about how Harry wakes up one day looking incredibly sexy. He then proceeds to have sex with anything from Sirius in dog form to all five Weasly brothers at once. He somehow winds up being Hogwarts' (and, namely, Draco's) SexSlave. Notable for the [[BiggusDickus massive cock sizes,]] absurd amounts of semen, emphasis on Harry's 'man-pussy' and its usage of {{Not If They Enjoyed It Rationalization}}s.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8608569/1/Harry-s-Darkness Harry's Darkness]]''--it's like ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' the [[SlashFic Slash]] and MPreg edition.
* [[http://eragon-sporkings.wikispaces.com/Hermione%27s+New+Change+Chapters Hermione's New Change]] is about Hermione finding out she's adopted and is actually Draco's cousin, and of course they enter an incestuous relationship. Only the first two chapters are here because it was deleted from the original site, but it still contains some gems.
** [[http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1261162488/81-120 Here]] is a copy of the full story.
* Fanfic/HermionesTalent is basically what you get if you throw ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' into a blender with ''[[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer]]'' and ''Series/{{Glee}}''. It's every bit as hilariously terrible as you'd expect. The fraction of the fic that isn't copy-pasted [[AnachronismStew anachronistic]] [[SongFic song lyrics]] sports [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horrible spelling and grammar]] and [[ObligatorySwearing everyone says "fuck" every other word]]. There are [[FeaturelessPlaneOfDisembodiedDialogue no descriptions]], everyone is wildly {{OOC}} and Hermione's ''actual'' [[TheSmartGirl talent]] is [[IdiotBall nowhere to be seen]]. And as if all that wasn't enough, there's a [[GratuitousRape random pointless rape scene]].
* [[Fanfic/ThirtyHs HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]], a.k.a. Thirty Hs. Think ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' if it were written by Music/TenaciousD on paper made of the brain matter of David Cronenberg using a pen made of a severed dragon cock turned into a Super Soaker, and [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Liquid Schwartz]] was the ink. Particularly impressive in that it's so indescribably twisted that ''it has no flames'' in over a hundred reviews. '''Warning:''' starts out somewhat [[{{Squick}} squicky]], but gets much worse after about chapter three.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4 A full dramatic reading]]
*** "Bugger your Darkmeal, faggart of a thousand suns."
*** [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe "And what of it? Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?"]]
*** Dumbledore's immortal line, "Harry, you must rock the fuck out."
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4544277/1/Hidden_Prophices Hidden]] [[strike: Prophecies]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4544277/1/Hidden_Prophices Prophices]] is likely a trollfic, but it's still hilarious as it can be. It's a ''Literature/WarriorCats'' fanfic and you've really just got to see it to believe it.
** Part of what makes it so hilarious is that, with its actually okay-ish grammar and spelling, it genuinely seems like a ten-year-old girl doing her damnedest.
* ''Hogwarts Exposed'', in general it's just plain bad but some of the dialogue edges into SoBadItsGood. "Most certainly it's wrong to expose your private area!"
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6216672/1/ Hogwarts of Heaven by Silver Suffering.]] Every single chapter of this... thing makes no sense. Here is an example with the first sentence. "Chestere Le Valiente played a rocking electric guitar solo on his shiny wooden saxaphone and wondered what life would be like if he was a female 16 year old Indonesian gymnast who was secretly working to bring down the government and force the world to wear pink tuxedos." Random cameos include Squall Leonhart, Penelope Pitstop, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chuck Norris, Shinji Ikari and Dorothy Zbornak. Also, the author seems to plan to write 100 chapters of this...
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10775420/1/Horny-demigods-and-gods Horny demigods and gods]] is a [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy Jackson]] fanfic by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6228256/Connorkenway00 Connorkenway00]] is either this or a masterfully done [[Main/TrollFic trollfic]]. The author's first fanfic, the story [[Main/PornWithoutPlot or lack thereof]], writing style, title and description, and less than strong grammar fit the definition of smut to a T. The spontaneous sex scenes and bizarre dialogue, such as Annabeth's "sexist bra" is side splitting.
* The Harry Potter fanfic ''FanFic/ImmaWiserd'' deserves some mention; the story is beyond absurd. Everyone is a gangster or a white "rassist" in Hogwarts, including Harry Potter who as it turns out is black but a white actor was chosen instead for the audience. Perhaps its defining sequence is a game of Qudditch where not only are all the houses in play, but the Ravenclaw team are all killed by Voldemort ''before'' the match begins, leaving the lead characters Soulja and Harry to win the game... and then the Ku Kux Klan appear and start shooting at the protagonists.
** The writer of this is hilariously convinced that Snape is a Jew because he knows big words (i.e. non-slang words) and thus has him use [[GreedyJew a giant dollar bill]] like a [[MagicCarpet flying carpet]]. Later on, Hermione decides not to travel back in time, to when Biblical figures attended Hogwarts (!) with Pontius Pilate (Or "Pumpass Pilot") as headmaster (!!), based on the absence of pretty dresses and ''sewing machines'' (!!!) in the past.
** Did we mention that Hermione's Patronus is a ''vacuum cleaner''?
* Recently rediscovered by snarker Serkadios, ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheKronicalsOfRebeccaSwansin'' has been sitting on fanfiction.net for about two years, almost completely unnoticed. Since being found, though, it has gained love (and several [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/discussion.php?id=glm3mcu8iwurcnqkaxgrgx8j headcanons]] and one FanFic, possibly with more coming soon) by the same people who brought you the FanFic/BrewdeningLoveExpandedUniverse.
* ''Fanfic/TheLastWar'' ''would'' be terrible for the way it turns Harry into a GaryStu, Ron into an [[DomesticAbuse abusive]] monster, Hermione [[{{Chickification}} into a]] DistressedDamsel and later a murderer and bigamist who [[KarmaHoudini never faces any consequences]] and Ginny into the third [[ComicBook/{{Viz}} Fat Slag]]. However, the [[AngstDissonance overwrought angst]] drives it here instead. Even before they start dancing to [[EarWorm "Always"]] by {{Erasure}}, whose [[RobotUnicornAttack connotations]] seem to have escaped the author.
* [[LordOfTheRings Legolas]]: Back to the Future, which is basically a Canadian teenage girl's diary with Legolas stuck in somehow. Notable for its aggressive wholesomeness and lack of nearly any standard "Fictional Character is 'Bamfed' Into The Real World" tropes. The fic's gone from fanfiction.net now, but you can find an [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MSTing]] [[http://www.keithpalmer.ca/mst3k/legolas.html here.]]
** Particular note must be made of the shamelessly blatant {{Mary Sue}}ness of main character Crystal, who reveals her self as (in no particular order): an excellent cook, singer, musician, dancer, horseback rider, mechanic, a practitioner of La Savate[[note]]a French, kick-based martial art[[/note]] capable of throwing standing kicks above Legolas' head, a church youth group leader, possessing of a DeathGlare that could cow anyone (including Legolas) and she teaches a music class[[note]]Granted, it's a ''tambourine'' class, but still[[/note]] at the local community center. And oh yeah, she's also telepathic and telekinetic.
* ''Fanfic/LegolasByLaura'' is a ''masterpiece'' of [[RougeAnglesOfSatin terrible spelling]], worse grammar, BeigeProse, and incredible amounts of {{Narm}} ("... and then one of the Orcs [[RougeAnglesOfSatin striped]] her [[GratuitousRape and then he raped her]] and then Laura said "[[DullSurprise go away you bastard]]"."). Best experienced in [[LargeHam hammy]] DramaticReading form, courtesy of Man Without A Body: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg]]
* ''Fanfic/MoonDaughter'': According to one reviewer, "So this is what [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy Jackson]] would look like if it was written by a 13-year-old with a low IQ while high." It follows an emo MarySue, Flavia Knight, the only daughter of Artemis, as she hates on preps and blondes, bashes the {{Out Of Character}} {{Canon}} cast, and tries to decide whether to be a [[CelibateHero virgin]] "like her mom" or seduce Nico di Angelo. Or Alabaster Torrington. Or Hades. Or Chiron... (the list goes on.) Also features Mr. D. watching porn, Annabeth being turned into a "grape with no soul," and lines such as:
-->"Hate drove me like preemium fule."\\\
"Kronos laughed like Hitler after killing a Jew."
* [[http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?chapterid=295013 My first Christmas with Harry potter]]. Yes, it's awful wish fulfilment. But it's worth it to see dialogue like this:
-->'' "Harry potter stop your going to make me drop this." missy said giggling''
-->'' "Hey you did promise me that we could have some adult fun time when I got home from work." Harry said''
-->'' "Ok we will have some adult fun time now." missy said''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3853633/1/Passion_Night Passion Night]], a mercifully short [[Literature/HarryPotter Lupin/Sirius]] SlashFic complete with IKEAErotica, [[BiggusDickus 10-inch wangs]] and [[FetishRetardant lovingly described fluids.]] Not to mention ShapeshiftingSquick. Features the following hilarious exchange (yes, all those vowels were in the original):
-->"COME ON BABY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sirius shouted.\\
"IF I GO ANY FASTER WE WILL BE AT [[FasterThanLightTravel HYPER SPEEEEEED!"]] Lupin shouted trying not to moan while he shouted.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1837471/1/Phoenixs_Life Phoenix's Life]] is a Harry Potter fanfic which has achieved legendary status on Pottersues for one {{Narm}}tastic line:
-->''But Harry's body skimmed the surface of the lake and then, in a true blaze of glory, [[FlatWhat he transformed into a magnificent phoenix]]. And some say, as he soared into the sun set, that he yelled "[[{{Wangst}} IT'S MY LIFE]]" before he retreated into the clouds to never return.''
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11507230/1/Pride-Predujice-the-Wedding-Edition Pride & Predujice, the Wedding Edition]] is an [[AnachronismStew anachronistic]], [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horribly-spelled]] ''Literature/{{Pride And Prejudice}}'' fanfic involving a werewolf-fighting Lizzy Bennet, an armour-plated Pemberley, laser-eyed Edward Rochester, and Jane Eyre wielding nunchuks.
* The ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' fanfic ''Shadow Rapes Matthias''. Well, at least you can't say it doesn't [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin deliver what it promises]]. Crash course: Matthias is the mouse hero, and Shadow is the ninja-thief-rat sent by the villain to infiltrate Redwall Abbey. In canon, they were onstage together for about three seconds, which consisted of a fight/chase scene as Shadow attempted to get the MacGuffin back to [[BigBad his boss]]. {{MST}}'d [[http://rc88.dreamwidth.org/6045.html here]]. Be warned that Matthias is, for no apparent reason but the obvious, noted to be 13, at least according to WordOfGod and the [[AdaptationDistillation TV series]]. The author's note which says so ''could'' be a clumsily phrased attempt at saying he's meant to be older in the fic, but just in case. The same author did two more fics, featuring Martin the Warrior and numerous other male characters performing [[BiggusDickus physically]] [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex implausible actions]], which are also [=MSTed=] on the linked blog. Watch out for the completely random ''Literature/{{Spellsinger}}'' ShoutOut.
** The MST is nothing short of brilliant, for all three of this horrible author's works. Bonus points for bringing in [[EnsembleDarkhorse Romsca]] for the last MST, which turns out exactly as twistedly awesome as one could hope.
-->"The high warm sun shone down on Cluny the Scourge ..."\\
"Cluny was c-"\\
[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon "If either of you finish that sentence, I'm going to hang you both from each other's intestinal tracts!"]]
* [[http://manty64.deviantart.com/gallery/26596887 SHERLOK HOMS]], a trollfic written by famous DA troll Manty64 in which [[Franchise/SherlockHolmes "Sherlok Homs"]], [[WebVideo/BenDrowned Ben]], and [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Wallace Wells]] must catch [[MickeyMouse "Soicide Mouse"]] and [[SonicTheHedgehog "Soicide Sonic"]].
* [[http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544209584 Shits Bricks]], a seven-line "poem" about how [[Literature/HarryPotter Severus Snape]]... [[NonIndicativeName doesn't actually shit bricks]] but [[{{Fartillery}} farts them]].
* Again in Literature/{{Redwall}}, the TransplantedCharacterFic FanFic/SoullessShell, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3940868/1/soulless_shell found here]]. Loaded with AccidentalInnuendo, NoPunctuationPeriod, a MartyStu to end all Marty Stus ... {{MST}} can be found [[http://lycaenion.livejournal.com/tag/sporking here]].
-->'''He slashed him in the stomach then he hit him on the floor now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity'''
-->Lyulf: Huh, I guess the sword ''wasn't'' [[FreudWasRight overcompensatin']], love.
* Behold NickTheSwing's terrible, but hilarious, fan fiction of Harry Potter: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5048758/1/Stand_My_Ground Stand My Ground]], the My Immortal Parody designed to exceed My Immortal!
* ''FanFic/StarkitsProphecy''. There are thousands of horrific ''Literature/WarriorCats'' fanfics out there, due to its tendency to attract young readers who don't really understand the plot, but this one takes the cake. The "plot" begins when [=StarClan=] recieves a prophecy, obviously regarding [[PuritySue a]] [[RelationshipSue sparkling]] MarySue [[SympatheticSue known]] [[GodModeSue as]] [[BlackHoleSue [=StarKit=]]], proclaiming that "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." It goes downhill from there. [=StarGleam=] winds up with at least four toms in love with her ([[{{Squick}} all of whom are much older than she is, and one of whom is her great grandfather]]), becomes a warrior after [[MouthfulOfPi 3.14]] days of apprenticeship, delivers the (brutally massacred) ''[[ArtisticLicenseReligion Ten Commandments]]'' [[WritersCannotDoMath (of which there are eleven)]] [[AuthorFilibuster in an obvious attempt to evangelize the writer's own beliefs]], takes over as leader when Firestar steps down for her, and has many more RougeAnglesOfSatin-filled adventures. It's truly magnificent, be it a TrollFic or not.
** [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Highlights]] include:
*** [[MemeticMutation "And held out... SOME JEW!"]]
*** "[[FreudianSlip [=GayStrip=]]] locked at hr meanly."
*** "Wit a rar like an volcano [[FreudianSlip erection]] she jumped at [=StarGlaem=]!"
*** "'!' said [=StarPaw=] ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!"
*** "'WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO [[BlackComedyRape MOLE STRAEP]] ME?1?'"
*** "'theyre names were [=DawnSpark;e=] and... [[CargoShip Stick/]] saud [=JayFeather=]."
*** "Everyone jumped at the [[FreudianSlip Ho]][[Literature/{{Seekers}} Bare!]]"
*** "AND THEN STARGLEAM [[UsefulNotes/HowDoIUsedTense WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"
*** "'[[BigNo MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]!11!1!1!11!' yelled [=StarGleamStar=] walking up. She juts culdnt be in loe with [=HawkForest=] she just could!11!1!11!"
* ''Fanfic/ThomasJoshman'' is a series of... well, he never ''says'' they're Literature/HarryPotter fan fics, but it's set in a world just like Harry Potter. Almost every character or concept has a clear equivalent (Tom = Harry, Tim = Ron, Quelfree = Snape, Bendrist = Dumbledore, Milkenshland = Hogwarts, Teams 1-10 = the Houses, etc.), and it isn't unusual for actual phrases to be lifted (albeit misspelled and out of context) from the Harry Potter books themselves. It also includes bizarre dialogue, including quite a lot of ridiculously specific times ("He saw Quelfree scold Frederick for being on the pitch 2 ¼ seconds late"). Strange equivalents are chosen for Harry Potter's plot points - for example, whereas Harry was suspicious about the wound on Snape's leg, Tom was suspicious about Quelfree's "scrunchy face" (your guess is as good as ours about what that means). The author sometimes seems to forget which things are different from Harry Potter - for example, Milkenshland looks like a "normal human-looking school" in the first book, but it's a castle in the others, and the plane they take to school is referred to as a "train" at least twice. Some characters are also incredibly stupid, managing to forget key plot points just so that the reader can find them out in advance. Tom is even amazed that Tim knows the names of their ''closest friends'', apparently never managing to learn them himself. A few more quotes:
--> "[A] Team 10 boy with blonde hair walked up the corridor and said 'Haha its Joshy. His stupid famous 30 year old mother was a pile of sweaty socks. Births in 1981. She would've died if that idiot Joshy wasn't born'.[[note]]Yes, he said "Births in 1981." In the middle of his exposition-filled insult.[[/note]]"
--> "Quelfree looked like he just been battered by a bowling ball so Tom said to Tim 'Has he been battered by a bowling ball' until Tim was confused and asked 'What's a bowling ball' Tom said nevermind and Quelfree gave them both detentions for no reason."
--> "'What's a Crinker' asked Tom. 'Evil dolphins that can survive on land, they feed on Human and Wizard prey for jokes and cannibalize their own species when they die for fun' explained Tim. Suddenly a green eyed dolphin grabbed Tom's leg and it got bitten off. Tim helped Tom to the hospital quickly until Oswald met Tim again and tripped them over into the Crinkers. Tim lost an ear and a nose while Tom lost a hand and 3 eyelashes. Tom woke up in the hospital a week later with 50 bandages on him."

* ''Fanfic/TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre'' stars "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" who was later renamed "Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen". It contains a gratuitous [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffi The Vampir Slayer]] Cameo, a thoroughly OOC Bella, now cast as an AlphaBitch-esque cheerleader, Tiaa doing a OperationJealousy with Edward's dad [[spoiler: who turns out the be the devil]], and [[spoiler: Edward, Twila, and Hamez killing Bella, and then [[ExtremeOmnivore eating her bed.]]]]
* The ''Warrior Cats of [=WolfClan=]'' series by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3926442/flamestripe-of-wolfclan Flamestripe of Wolfclan]]. A massive Marty Stu, ridiculous plot devices (like everything randomly going backwards, a cat with a cowboy hat, and talking wolves who bring cats back to life), a skewed sense of morality, how every single time a cat dies their tail twitches and they're okay, and the overblown nature of the story, create a masterpiece of bad writing.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3615358/1/Warrior_Mouse_Code Warrior Mouse Code]] is a Literature/WarriorCats fanfic... about the clans' prey. Bad grammar, a Marty Stu who, even though being a mouse, befriends Firepaw, is teased for being a half-breed,as a habit of spouting curse words constantly and is made 'second deputy' because that's just how the mouse clans work. Seriously.
* [[http://www.dglenn.org/humour/poohborg.html Winnie The Pooh Assimilated By The Borg.]] A CrackFic of the highest order. [[Franchise/StarTrek The Borg]] invade the Hundred Acre Wood, murdering Rabbit before assimilating Pooh. The rest of the story consists of Pooh of Borg assimilating or murdering everyone, eventually ending with the entire cast part of the Collective or dead. Should be terrible, but the sheer over-the-top nature (Pooh of Borg kills Piglet '''over not sharing his honey''') elevates it to this level.
** The very ''words'' "Pooh of Borg" alone justify the existence of this work.
-> [[Series/RedDwarf ''That's something no one should ever have to see!'']]
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Fanfic/TheBenChathamAdventures'', a series famous among the ''Series/DoctorWho'' fandom for the titular MartyStu, blatant rip-offs of '70s Who, utterly detestable characters, excessive {{Flanderisation}} of canon characters, blatant misogyny and classism and frankly bizarre recurring features (Fox's Glacier Mints are apparently equivalent to class B drugs). Whether you believe it is really a StealthParody or not, there is something innately attractive about its NarmCharm, bizarre plot twists, and hilarious lines of dialogues such as "I am eternally grateful that you saved me from a good rogering by Henry VII!"
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2510047/1/Drug_Lord_Rapist Drug Lord Rapist]]'' -- originally posted as ''durg lord rape'' - a ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' fic in which we learn that [[strike:durg]] drug lords have nothing better to do than skulk around in alleyways looking for unsuspecting {{Mary Sue}}s and, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin guess.]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3171991/1/FESH_PINCE_BACK_HAVEING_FUN FESH PINCE BACK HAVEING FUN]]'' is a [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]] script fanfic done by a self-insert who can't really spell for shit, a story that doesn't really make sense, and a bunch of other oddities. Dug Seachang calls Carlton "Carton", Uncle Phil "Uncle Pill", and worst/best of all, Geoffrey "Giraffe"! It's almost like satire towards the 90's live comedy TV shows.
* The Series/{{Mash}} fan-fic "[[http://www.bestcareanywhere.net/stories/grandrapids1.htm THE GRAND RAPIDS O'REILLYS]]", [[PaintingTheMedium in which every proper noun is in all capital letters.]] The first chapter is about RADAR marrying NURSE BIGALO while FATHER MULCAHY becomes a PENTECOSTAL minister after stealing barrels and barrels of holy water from THE VATICAN all because he has a dream in which GOD orders him to so. This is only the first chapter, there are over 25 chapters with titles such as "RADAR GOES FORMULA 1" "RADAR AND THE BLACK PANTHERS" "RADAR MEETS THE BEATLES" "RADAR MEETS THE GREEN HORNET" and "RADAR VS ROSEMARY'S BABY"
** That said, the story does contain this amusing TakeThat: "FATHER MULCAHY was talking to SIDNEY FREEDMAN about a strange dream he'd had, which apparently was more of a nightmare because he said that he was the chaplain of [[Series/AfterMASH a V.A. hospital in MISSOURI with COL. POTTER as the chief surgeon & KLINGER as the chief intern]]."
** The author of said fic is currently writing a screenplay called "[[Series/{{Blossom}} NICK RUSSO]] VS JAMES DEAN", "an eight hour epic for theaters!"
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7043634/1/Me_My_Life_And_Glee Me My Life And Glee]]'' is a Glee fanfic involving CanonDefilement, Major OutOfCharacter-ness, Horrible Spelling / LeetLingo and a character named [[MarySue Clarity]] [[PuritySue Rosalina]] [[SympatheticSue Ama'ranth]] [[Music/HilaryDuff Hillary]] [[RelationshipSue Arwen]] [[FixerSue Faith]] joining the glee club because of Santana, oh wait [[Literature/TheBible Mary Magdalene]] -[[EasyEvangelism as she is now called]]- telling her she needed to join. Afterwards pretty much every guy falls in love with her. Yes. [[Creator/ChrisColfer Every]] [[Creator/DarrenCriss single]] [[Music/JustinBieber one]]. Though admitingly it is hilarious that her hair "shons in da Monlight" [[YouFailLogicForever even though it's during the day.]] The whole thing slightly resembles MyImmortal except that the author's personalities seem completely different. Possible StealthParody. It's not completed yet so hold on tight.
* ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20090822080121/http://www.geocities.com/loreleimackenzie/tng/PicardsIllumination.html Picard's Illumination]]''. One of the few fanfics ever to combine {{Narm}}, RelationshipSue, and even DieForOurShip into truly [[strike: [[IncrediblyLamePun Enterprisingly]]]] entertainingly crappy ''Franchise/StarTrek'' fanfic. [[spoiler: The Sue ends up ''committing suicide'' so the Picard/Crusher ship isn't affected]].
* The ''Star Trek'' fanfic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6323278/1/purr_hormones purr hormones]]", in which Spock and [=McCoy=] have badly-written sex with each other while being wildly OutOfCharacter. Oh, and this is after [=McCoy=] has [[CatGirl sprouted cat ears and a tail]]. He purrs when aroused. See the DramaticReading [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Lbe-ZL1qk here]]. Immortal lines include, "The green blush grown on Spock's face. How could logic win against a hot purring Doctor?"
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6412071/1/Sinefield Sinefield]]'', a nonsensical ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' fan fic with a plot that makes no sense and a load of typoes. It's likely a TrollFic, but it's also hilarious, especially in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLyPrWOJBBg this]] dramatic reading.
* ''[[http://www.textfiles.com/sex/EROTICA/S/startrek.txt Star Trek: The Next Fornication]]''. Pretty much ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Contains the immortal line ''"'Surprise!' said Riker as he boned young Wesley up the ass."''
* An in-universe example in the ''{{Series/Supernatural}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/DownToAgincourt'': the poem Castiel is translating for Dean's amusement includes a self-insert [[MarySue narrator-slash-hero]], a lot of contemplation of the supple curves of hippopotamuses, and the author's extremely shaky grasp of the language he's writing in.
* The ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' fanfic ''IProopedMyPants'' counts. It follows four incredibly unlikeable fraternal quadruplets as they pursue romantic relationships with characters from ''Whose Line...'' Notable moments include a character coming out of a coma because his girlfriend threatens to break up with him if he doesn't and the Mafia kidnapping one of the protagonists but allowing her to use her cellphone as long as she doesn't call the cops.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''Unified Races'' and ''A Crushed Empire'' (now taken down), two ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' stories. [[MisaimedFandom Everyone]] [[EasyEvangelism converts]] to Christianity and "[[TheThemeParkVersion lives]] [[CompletelyMissingThePoint happily]] ever [[IdiotPlot after]]".
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* "A Raptor's Lust", an [[FetishRetardant "erotic"]] fanfic starring a younger, 13-year-old [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]] and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a velociraptor]]. MST-ed by Blog/ToplessRobot [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/05/fan_fiction_friday_lara_croft_tomb_raider_in_a_rap.php here]], this story gave the world a NoYay human-and-raptor "romance", some of the most extreme examples of AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, Rob's commentary degenerating into multiple lines of '''[[{{Angrish}} "HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"]]''' and death threats against the author, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking copious misuse of the verb "whickered".]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3490778/1/The_aftermath_of_Ashes_life The aftermath of Ashe's life]], a VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII fanfic by Ashe10 that centers around Ashe having sex. A lot. As Ashe says, "All queens are not all innocent. I am just a nasty queen. What do you expected?" She also has a tendency to call her lovers sexy mutha fuckas. Although Ashe's husband, Rasler (Or Rassler, as the author calls him) is the real standout in the story, providing gems such as, "Who the fuck is you talking to in that tone!" and "WHAT!? YOU DONE AN AFFAIR!"
* The Modern Warfare 2 fanfic "FanFic/TheBetaThreat". The entire plot can be summarized as "MartyStu protagonist kills a bunch of CardCarryingVillain terrorists, goes to jail because he failed to save a single hostage, and is called back into action to kill more terrorists." The spelling is... unspeakable.
* The (''extremely'' NSFW, now-removed) ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'' fanfic "Bloody Love". The story features [[LargeHam Burgh]] as a {{Yandere}} SerialKiller who's obsessed with forcing [[CastingAShadow Grimsley]] to have sadomasochistic sex with him! Burgh suffers ''extreme'' CharacterDerailment while at the same time having his camp traits taken UpToEleven to the point he ''sings'' just about every line he says and makes a (possibly unintentional) reference to ''Theatre/DamnYankees''. Meanwhile Grimsley has become TooDumbToLive and doesn't seem to have the faintest clue about how creepy Burgh is acting until it's too late. However, regulars in the ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'' fandom may be impressed by how it's Burgh chasing [[DarkIsNotEvil Grimsley]] this way rather than the other way around!
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4270033/1/Bowsers_Mexico_Adventure Bowser's Mexico Adventure]], because while most [[SuperMarioBros Mario]] fan fiction falls under this category, this one stands a bit above them. After all, where else will you find in addition to Bowser (of the Wet variety, whatever that means), [[StarWars Boba Fett]] and [[StarWars C-3PO]], [[Franchise/JurassicPark Nedry]], [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Aladdin, Mozenrath]], [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Joel and the Bots]] and ''[[ManVsWild Bear Grylls]]''? Possibly a TrollFic, but still so bad it's good.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4278252/1/Breakdown Breakdown]], a ''VideoGame/Persona3'' fanfic, has the cast dying in improbable ways, and Mitsuru coping by becoming a prostitute, then running into traffic and dying. If technically passable, the whole thing is pretty ridiculous and handled very poorly.
** If you weren't laughing throughout, the final line is a guaranteed LOL. Roxius in general is great for incomprehensible fics, and the confused/angry/scared reviewers.
* Superhadou's [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7079454/1/Crystal_Mans_Journey Crystal Man's Journey]] is a fanfic about the robot masters from ''VideoGame/MegaMan5'' going into the future to help X and Zero battle Mavericks and Sigma with Crystal Man as their leader. Though the grammar isn't awful, it contains awful puns, random songs and generally over the top fight scenes.
* [[http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600080912 Doom: The Unseen Version]](NSFW). A badly written smutfic in which the people stationed in Mars get it on with the demons after all Hell breaks loose. You will never look at VideoGame/{{Doom}} the same way again... it makes Impse look tame.
* ''EccoTheDolphin'' ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6239307/1/Ecco-the-dolphin-and-the-swim-meet And the Swim Meet]]''. It's only a hundred-something words long, so the plot [[RandomEventsPlot doesn't make sense]] and is over before you know it. There's also numerous typos and jokes that make absolutely no sense. But all of these combine to be bizarrely entertaining. And then there's the ''ending.''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4164632/1/The_Evil_Alliance The Evil Alliance]], written by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1146022/cloudacsephac cloudacsephac]], is a Franchise/FinalFantasy MegaCrossover that features impenetrable, pseudo-[[Creator/WilliamFaulkner Faulknerian]] stream of consciousness prose. Cloud and Squall inexplicably team up (along with a Cloud-chasing RelationshipSue named Blaze) to take down the eponymous alliance of Sephiroth and Ultimecia. The author's tangled, incoherent prose, bizarre plotting and interminable fight scenes make this a must read. Good luck trying to figure out who's speaking at any given time.
* Amelia_nekomimi's (now named GARGOULES) "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6057884/ Fire Emblem: Ike's Journey]]" takes elements from both [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade Blazing Blade]], [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheSacredStones Sacred Stones]] and [[VideoGame/FireEmblemPathOfRadience the Tel]][[VideoGame/FireEmblemRadientDawn lius games]], adds some Mary-Sue and a bit of Self-Insert and mixes it all with a delicious dose of Peter Chimaera-level writing to create an epic tale of love, sacrifice, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers pink weapons from the future and magic rocket horses]]. It's filled with memorable quotes such as "I kill him with cuts and a catle fall on his head" and "ONLY MUCH WORST". While it seems to be a TrollFic, from the fact that the author edited the title due to advice from a reader, it's very hard to tell. Even if you're not a Fire Emblem fan, you'll laugh at how ridiculous it all is.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5178541/10/Hell_Hath_Fury Hell Hath Fury]], a ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' fanfiction featuring a [[MartyStu Gary Stu]] protagonist. It contains every Doom fanfiction cliche. It's also overly long and badly written.
* [[http://impse.cx/?page=story Imp Encounter]], an infamous ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' fanfic that satirizes sex fanfiction by having the [[ASpaceMarineIsYou Doom Guy]], under the influence of a [[PsychoSerum berserk pack]], brutally rape and kill a female imp (TheGoomba of the first Doom, arguably even easier than the zombies for an experienced player to kill). The story and the sex scene have become MemeticMutation in the ''Doom'' community, with a tribute site named [[ShoutOut impse.cx]], an [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051122223214/doom/images/3/31/Impsex.gif infamous animated GIF]], and even a cutscene level.
* [[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]] for ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''. Marrissa Roberts, Chell's sister, is at first just living in the "portal labs" but then the fan fiction slowly turns into fighting villains of a greater and greater scale.
* "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7313197/1/Laughter Laughter]]" is a ''VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl'' fanfic that attempts to explain some things about Cyrus's past. The writing is competent and some of the ideas it raises are interesting, but the random, senseless gruesome torments inflicted on Cyrus come out of nowhere and the first and second chapters gel together so badly they might as well be two completely separate stories. The fic is laughable for its sheer RefugeInAudacity.
* ''Fanfic/Left2Die4ever''. The plot is pretty faithful and original at the same time considering it's ''VideoGame/Left4Dead''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siNwEvb8_SQ The Legund of Lik]].(The original story is deleted, the link goes to a dramatic reading.) Link fights monsters from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' and makes horrible puns. The writing is so atrocious that it's probably intentional. Do not read this in a library, because you will laugh. Hard.
** The story has now been reposted go ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10338646/1/The-Legund-of-Lik-REPOST here]]'' if you want to read it
* ''[[http://www.mackanzoor.com/images/comics/lust_penis/ Lust Penis]]'' (obviously {{NSFW}}), an infamous UsefulNotes/MSPaint ''Franchise/StarFox'' fan comic. Fox [=McCloud=] gets transformed into a dinosaur sex slave by [[VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures General Scales]], who violates him anally and transforms him again into a gigantic, living penis, fusing him with an enormous statue, which then proceeds to anally violate another enormous statue. After creating a river of semen, Fox regains consciousness, reverts back to his former self, and agrees that even though the whole thing was just a plot by Scales to have sex with him, he'd still like to do it again sometime. For those who aren't easily offended, it's utterly hilarious in its total ineptitude and bizarre plot.
** A remake exists, which is done in a more realistic style. Although it retains (and increases) its [[BodyHorror bizarreness]], it [[ILikedItBetterWhenItSucked certainly loses some of its hilarity]].
* "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5qgF_V7Cvg Sex-ed.]]" (Video might be NSFW depending on how your work place looks at it.) A video where Mario, who spouts food puns at every oppertunity, and Luigi, who is very much victim to NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent, tell someone about safe sex. With images from the ''Mario'' series and sounds effects from ''Sonic'' games to assist, as well as StockFootage from ''WesternAnimation/CaptainNTheGameMaster''. It's about as weird as it sounds, and it's hopefully satire and not someone's attempt at making an actual sex-ed video with Mario. [[PoesLaw Hopefully.]]
* FanFic/MegaManAtMcDonalds. Mega Man owes Dr. Light (presumably, because the author neglected to state whom he was talking to) $44,632.82 from buying diapers, so he gets a job at UsefulNotes/McDonalds. Mega Man is completely incompetent (he even says he is retarded), and later on, he gets slashed by a "tyrant from Resident Evil", and is beaten up by a generic bully. Everyone is out of character (especially Mega Man). The plot is weak, there are typos, and there are also several failed attempts at humor. There is also a blatant inconsistency; In Chapter 2, Mega Man shoots Johnny Sasaki, which means he is not bound by the Three Laws of Robotics, but in Chapter 3, he self-cites the First Law as the reason why he can't harm "Some The Bully".
** Due to several requests for the story to be updated, the story has just gotten a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6807247/5/Mega-Man-At-McDonalds fifth chapter]], featuring such things as Mega Man calling Alphonse Elric (of Fullmetal Alchemist) half-Gundam, Mega Man getting "assraped" by black British police, Elec Man stating that firing employees is against the law, and for some reason [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "Mega Man" is now being referred to as "Megaman".]]
* ''Fanfic/MyInnerLife''. Another one kicked off of the [[http://web.archive.org/web/20110309141653/tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/Fanfic So Bad It's Horrible page]] for being hilariously bad instead of just plain bad. Nominally a fanfic of ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'', it's horribly written with the most blatant self-insertion Sue ever. In a situation similar to ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}'', the writer is part of what makes it the phenomenon it is, and you must understand her to understand it. She goes out of her way to screech at anyone who might openly dislike the fic in her disclaimers ''for three pages'' if you cut-and-paste it into your word processor, and feels that ViewersAreMorons to the point of putting an incredible number of footnotes - almost as long as the "people who don't like my fic are evil" rants. Apparently, readers aren't bright enough to figure out what a "spring festival" is. Most of all, she's clearly ''dead serious'' about all the things that many suspect of being parody in ''MyImmortal'' and the like. This is someone who has less ability to take criticism than Uwe Boll.
** Also, she's got a strange relationship with the 'return' key. Often, it's hard to tell who's talking because dialogue that really should have been another paragraph will be placed right next to the actions of someone else. But by this point, that's the 'jaywalking' in ArsonMurderAndJaywalking.
* ''Night Blood Ties'' is an awkward WorldOfWarcraft fanfic starring the characters of a single player and a couple of guildmates. The plot is literally dropped almost entirely in the subtitle of the fic and that's really the least of the story's problems. Characters routinely blend [[GameplayAndStorySegregation game terms and in-universe terms]] to the point where characters refer to large-scale military assaults on capitol cities as "routine". The author's main character constant dives into the spotlight, obscuring the characters relevant to the plot. The story is punctuated with the author pitching his WoW guild and it's arguable the whole thing was an attempt at promotion via tie-in.
** It also has a character named Manthony. Yes, Manthony.
* ''Franchise/MassEffect'' fanfiction has FanFic/ParallelRealities, which is probably the single silliest AlternateUniverseFic the continuum has given. Admittedly, the premise is interesting, but where the author takes the premise is so silly and incredibly stupid it gets really bad. And yet, there's something unabashed about its silliness and how obvious the AuthorTract is that it's hard to hate it.
* Fan video: "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Peach]] VS [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand Daisy]] VS [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] VS [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy Rosalina]]." (Link [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGfeiE2DvnE here]], possibly NSFW.) A little over a minute of blatant AuthorAppeal that comes across as FetishRetardant, made funny by the sheer ammount of ''odd'' [[BreastAttack fighting]] [[GroinAttack styles]] and unnecessary cameltoes ''everywhere''. And the winner is [[spoiler:a ''seemingly [[RuleSixtyThree genderbent]]'' Link... who blows up Zelda for some reason]]. Throw in some semi-unfitting dramatic music and you have yourself one hell of a video that managed to get over four million views.[[note]]This is actually a translation of an excerpt/preview of another video not on Youtube (the full video isn't, but the preview is) called ''Battle (Royale) of the Sexes'', a TournamentArc of man vs woman battles. The translation includes adding the voices (originally game soundclips were used) and the dramatic music. The reason why the three Princess (and Rosalina) battle did not fit this male vs female rule is because [[spoiler:apparantly Zelda's original opponent was actually Link. Why she's fighting the ''Mario'' girls at the beginning is unknown]]. There is at least one sequel of this furthering up the bracket, and both of these videoes can be found by Googling the aformentioned title.[[/note]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8279745/1/Phoenix_White_Justifications_of_Justice Phoenix White: Justifications of Justice!]]'' is a ''Phoenix Wright'' fanfic involving Phoenix Wright taking over Mr. White's position as the president of Blue Corp, and ending up on trial after trying to resurrect Mia Fey. The concepts are absolutely laughable and ridiculous, but the icing on the cake is the ending [[spoiler: where it's revealed that Phoenix Wright is actually a mouse, and the entire Phoenix Wright universe was something he imagined when he was eaten by a cat and went to heaven]].
* [[http://pastebin.com/VB5me3Kg The prince and the peasant]] written by Ranay is a VideoGame/MegaMan InNameOnly fanfic which pairs her Self-Insert character, [[MarySue Ranay]], with Top Man. The story takes place in Medieval times and supposedly all characters (and yes, including the robot masters) are humans. Not to mention [[spoiler: Top Man transforms into a CAT BEAST]]. The fanfic alone contains large amounts of CanonDefilement, PlotHoles, DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment, and research failure. It's only made more hilarious by Ranay's disregard for proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and overall use of the English language.
** "In a kingdom where the laws were absolute, everything was going against these laws was to punish the destruction or death. In the same realm sometimes not even that was wrong was dismissed. But there was something different about this kingdom"
** "king is a farce"
** "Top stun all soldiers but forget to Rock"
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339326/1/Quake_Urgency Quake Urgency]], which almost kind of read like a rough draft of an aborted ''VideoGame/QuakeI'' comic-book in the style of the ''Doom'' comic.
-->"Oh no zombie dogs!" said Quake Marine and he shoot the exploding barrels and they were explode taking the zombie spiders (which exploded)
** By the same author, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339323/1/Mortal_Kombat_Combat_Of_The_Shrines Mortal Kombat: Combat of the Shrines]]''.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6062560/1/red_dead_john_merston_the_return_and_dislike red dead john merston: the return and dislike]], a VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption fanfic that manages to portray every character completely wrong, have some of the most terrible dialogue ever seen and a TitleDrop that could make John Freeman himself wince. Notably, Man Without A Body did a DramaticReading of it, which can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvVJni2GrdU&feature= here]].
* From the VideoGame/{{Touhou}} fandom comes [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6482251/1/ Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness]] by Talos Angel. It includes (among other things) rampant RougeAnglesOfSatin (''"Hell Reimu," Reimu fried Marisa sad, "Is god mourning!"''), Marisa playing ''VideoGame/{{Half-Life 2}}'', Pactouli and Marisa getting "nekked" and having "hot sox" on Reimu's couch, Marisa getting pregnant and having a baby, and a nonsensical plot where Reimu becomes a bad guy. The author admits that she wrote it while drunk, but it's still hilarious either way.
** There's a dramatic read of it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jHVlmXy3f0 here.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~highpriestessmegami Sephirothslave's]][[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1052718/1/Shinra_High Shinra High]] and its sequel, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1900045/1/Shinra_SOLDIER Shinra SOLDIER]] are probably the best known examples in Final Fantasy VII fandom. Proudly called "novels" by their authoress, they have a total of 170 chapters together, filled with nothing but inaccurate interpretations and wishfulfillment. Among many things, these fanfictions feature a goth Mary Sue and self insert of epic proportions, canon defilement, butchered character personalities, cliche love triangle, wangst, BeigeProse and clear research failure.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6092611/1/Super_Smash_Sisters_Damsel_to_Hero ''Super Smash Sisters: Damsel to Hero'']] is a laughably-convoluted mess of a fanfic. Essentially a combination of a lesbian RuleThirtyFour fic and an UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny, it takes on a strange pretentious aura by beginning its chapters with UsefulNotes/WorldWarII-related quotes lifted from ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' games. Futhermore, its narrative takes LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters UpToEleven, with numerous spots in the text, some even intended as ''dialogue'', where a truly huge inventory of characters is read off--and these exhaustive spots [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment JUST KEEP REPEATING]]. They're all fighting against Nazis and other generic enemies from ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' games.
* [[Fanfic/SupperSmashBrosMishonhFromGod The Supper Smash Bros series]] is a pretty blatant ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' TrollFic written by [="PrincessAmerica"=]. It is filled with {{Strawman Political}}s, its protagonist is a 13-year-old HeteronormativeCrusader MarySue sent to the [[TrappedInTVLand Video Game World]] by {{God}} himself, pre-existing characterizations are outright ignored in favor of making [[RonTheDeathEater certain characters]] "gays" and "lesbans" who want to [[AllGaysArePromiscuous "rap"]] people. Also, as you may have guessed, the spelling frequently veers into and [[EpicFail beyond]] RougeAnglesOfSatin (in fact, both the "Angle for Angel" and "Satin for Satan" examples are used more than once). It's a strong contender for the title of "MyImmortal of the ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' fandom". ''Fanfic/AWildBadficAppearedCommentaries'' riffed it as its first MST, and it didn't take long for the cast to break down into a mess of laughter, confusion, and/or pure snarkiness.
** Also of note is the "Political satire" story that [=PrincessAmerica=] wrote as herself, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3132317/chapters/6789068 The Ethical Adventures of GamerGate]]''. If one takes aside the initial brilliance of her scheme, this fic, while much, ''much'' more competently written, is like ''Mishonh from God'' content-wise but for the political far-left instead of the far-right. It's extremely {{Anvilicious}}, filled with angry, blatant, bitter raging against {{Strawman Political}}s, oversimplification of sensitive political issues, CriticalResearchFailure, and even more BlackAndWhiteMorality and BiasSteamroller regarding the far-left. And what probably makes it even more hilarious or cringeworthy, depending on one's tastes, is that this time, she's being ''completely serious''. And keep in mind this woman is ''engaged'' and ''30 years old''.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215599/1/Tales_of_the_Spageti_Womna Tales of the Spageti Womna]]. Nominally a Metroid CrackFic, it features such gems as as Ridley/Samus pairing, a crossover with WebAnimation/YouTubePoop, and [[VideoGame/FZero Captain Falcon's]] name being "misspelled" as things like "Caption Fallatio" [sic] and "Capetown Falcone". Almost like [=YouTube=] Poop in fanfic form.
** As well as this line: ''"OH MY GAWD!" THEY ALL EXCLAMD "NAHTANEL IS A HOMOSEXEXAUL!"''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3295787/1/Ties_That_Bind_A_Pokemon_Mystery_Dungeon_Story Ties That Bind: A Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Story]] is a terrible, poorly written fanfiction about a MartyStu insert who gets turned into a Pokemon. This series has only one chapter, full of switching tenses, OOC characters, and it reeks of unoriginality.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5499347/2/Umineko_Memories_of_Umineko Umineko: Memories of Umineko]] A bizarre [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Umineko ]] fanfiction that contains a MarySue that is [[SarcasmMode coincidentally ]] named Umineko. Battler's in love with her, Beatrice kills him and he's alive because he's an apparition for some reason. This fic is filled with bad spelling and grammar, IkeaErotica, a plot that doesn't make sense, an over the top MarySue and VillainSue. It very well may be a troll fic.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6415842/1/WOlfenstien_comeback Wolfenstien comeback]], a senseless TrollFic in which the main character of ''VideoGame/{{Wolfenstein}}'' (referred to as Dr. Wolfenstein, even though Wolfenstein is the name of the castle) is trying to fight the "Natzees", then ends up in [[VideoGame/BioShock Rapture]] and is renamed "Bioshock", then he resurfaces and ends up in the world of ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'' for no reason. It has absolutely no story and makes no sense whatsoever, but it's freakin' hilarious.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOcEQW5w6VE This]] video, made by [[WebAnimation/JimmyNeutronHappyFamilyHappyHour seinfeldspitstain]], is an obviously fake leak of the fourth ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' game made seemingly [[StylisticSuck in an attempt at this trope.]] Between the crack newcomer choices, characters stuck in one pose, numerous animation distortion, random music cut at the end before [[spoiler:Reggie's introduction]], and general lack of making any sense, it does its job well and becomes completely hilarious.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4577404/1/Now_or_Never This]] VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} fanfiction. The only plausible explanation for the whole thing is that there's someone kidnapping major lore characters and giving them frontal lobotomies.
* There's Something About Franchise/{{Halo}} is a very well-known and liked video on {{Website/Newgrounds}}... the same can't be said for [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/348490 this utter mess]] [[TrollFic that was obviously created to infuriate as much people as possible]]. It is quite possibly [[{{Sturgeonslaw}} one of the worst]] videos on Newgrounds, not that it makes it any less hilarious.
* ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda: FanFic/TheLightOfCourage''. It started off as a [[http://www.htloz.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1618 script]] that has a few spelling errors, oditties like the Triforces [[SuddenlyVoiced talking]], and most notably an OriginalCharacter who makes referential humor and sticks out of the cast like a sore thumb. It's a plan for a Zelda movie that actually has the line "Man, this guy has more mouth then Julia Roberts." It was remade into [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6WP5GQ6iFo three]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGYhRYwYhlM short]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_CtKEjoMfI videos]] that [[StylisticSuck try at this intentionally]] and do pretty well at it.
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* A ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fanfic, the creatively titled ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7324877/1/Homestuck_high Homestuck high]]'' (sic), has been posted on FF.net. It's almost reminiscent of ''My Immortal'' in some ways. It starts out as a HighSchoolAU of ''Homestuck'' before quickly going into some bizarre plot about Sollux (who is a demon for some reason) trying to impregnate Rose and Jade and use them to give birth to demon spawn. The fan fic is very much InNameOnly, in both ''Homestuck'' and [[ArtifactTitle in its title]], as it's more of a supernatural story than a high school one. It makes no sense and names of canon characters are used for other people. (Aradia is some sort of genie that helps out John, Eridan is John's transformation in order to duel with the demon Sollux, etc.) It also involves John having a vision after possesed by dark magic ''from a [=McDonalds=] burger'' as an important plot point. And John had liked Rose ever since she... [[WhatDoesHeSeeInHer bit his arm and broke his glasses in the second grade.]] Probably a [[JustForPun Troll]] [[TrollFic Fic]], but still hilariously terrible. [[FanFic/HomestuckHigh Now has its own page.]]
* Another ''Homestuck'' example would be ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8297888/1/Were_just_different We're just different]]'', the story of a blatant Mary Sue named Titaia who is sent to a "special school" due to a suicide attempt, where she meets unbelievably OOC versions of the trolls--most notably, Sollux and Karkat, as opposed to being [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Jerks With Hearts Of Gold]] as they are in canon, are portrayed as merciless bullies. Titaia is tricked (by ''Tavros'', of all people!) into I Ming Sollux and falls for him. The whole thing is so ridiculously OOC and Narmtastic that it becomes utterly hilarious (though it could be triggering to bullying victims nonetheless), and unlike ''Homestuck high'', it seems completely sincere.
* ''LearningAndSburbing'' is infamous on the Homestuck Reddit for its so-bad-it's-good appeal. Some refer to it as the My Immortal of Homestuck.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7465453/1/Obscurus_Lupa_Wins_The_Olympics Obscurus Lupa Wins The Olympics]]'', a [[TrollFic clear parody]] where WebVideo/ObscurusLupa [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin wins the Olympics]] in the first few sentences, and proceeds to kill an EldritchAbomination at the center of the universe, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu punch the Devil]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking go on a date with a]] ParodySue.
* [[http://www.fanficmaker.com/ The Fanfic Maker]] generates these kinds of fanfics.
* [[http://e350tb.deviantart.com/art/Every-Badfic-You-Will-Ever-Read-304904169 Every Badfic You Will Ever Read]] invokes this by using every bad fanfiction cliche in the book.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12620536/1/Beauty-and-the-Faunus Beauty and the Faunus]] is a fanmade remake of Disney's Beauty and the Beast which has Blake as the Beast, Weiss is Belle, Cinder is Gaston, Emerald is LeFou, and Mercury, Roman and Neo, who speaks for some reason, as the three blondes always lusting over Gaston. Oh yeah, and Ruby Rose, the fourteen year old girl known for being a fun loving girl who likes making friends, takes on the role of Cogsworth. It manages to fail very hard at being an actual remake, instead coming off as uncreative and dull, but hilariously so. The author writes it in script form, plagiarizes the original Beauty and the Beast film to such an extent all the characters pretty much have been given the personalities of other characters, resulting in all of them becoming victims of CharacterDerailment.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9775327/1/Aerial-Choreography Aerial Choreography]] is not only the first ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' fanfic to hit fanfiction.net, but also the first ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' ''CrackFic''. (The show hadn't premiered yet at the time the fanfic was published.) The plot revolves around Steven and Amethyst confessing their feelings for one another before joining the MileHighClub and [[DestructoNookie starting a forest fire below them]]. [[spoiler: It also leads to Amethyst becoming pregnant.]] Oh, boy, we're in for a treat.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9844622/1/Steven-and-Amethyst-The-Love-That-Transcends-The-Doors-Of-Inanity Steven and Amethyst: The Love That Transcends The Doors of Inanity]]'' makes the above seem logical. The dialogue is [[PurpleProse pretentious]], the "erotic scenes" include [[NauseaFuel gross depictions of bodily fluids]], and the whole thing ends with Steven and Amethyst being ''digested by their combined stomach juices'', Pearl and Garnet joining them out of grief, and Greg burying them in the toilet. Also, one of the characters is Commissioner Gordon for no reason.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6078906/1/Attack_of_the_Giant_Suki Attack of the Giant]] [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Suki]]. The title alone probably secures it a spot on this page. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Suki gets huge]], Ba Sing Se freaks out, and the villain is the ''[[ButtMonkey Cabbage Merchant]]''. And adding to the WTF-ness, for whatever indeterminable reason, it briefly switches to script format about halfway through each chapter. [[StylisticSuck All intentional.]]
* FanFic/BartTheGeneral. It's hilarious... for all the wrong reasons.
** "Marge... your breaking my heart... Marge..."
** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTMTB52RjmM wooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaahhh!]]"
** On the subject of Simpsons videos that are hilarious for the wrong reasons, [[http://www.myspace.com/video/hartcourtmonopoly/the-simpsons-treehouse-of-horror-xlviii-part-1/22750714 Treehouse Of Horror XLVIII]].
* ''[[http://www.edtropolis.com/fanfic/pg/pg6/eddfix-583.htm ED of the World]]'' by Steve. The Eds and the kids go to the carnival, which turns out to suck eggs. When they watch trained chihuahuas perform, one of them bites Jimmy, while another destroys Plank. And when the fireworks set off, the kids start bleeding from airborne glass shards. The carnival turns out to be a trap by Jimmy von Diablo, and the kids run away before von Diablo blows up the place. The End.
* The Gravity Falls fanfic series [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9784487/1/Gettysbur6-Island 'Gettysbur6 Island']] is an impressive abomination of StylisticSuck, filled to the brim with horrible grammar, misspelled words and names (including Satan instead of Stan), and ridiculous plots that would make a nice one-shot crackfic seem like Tolstoy. There is an entire chapter about borscht. Advance at your own risk.
* [[http://alcoholic-legend.deviantart.com/gallery/39491297 im nut ok i Promiss]]. What starts out as an obvious MyImmortal meets WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic trollfic, goes to extremely odd levels in later chapters.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7934108/1/Korra_in_the_Hood Korra in the Hood]]. Possibly the first Legend of Korra CrackFic to ever grace fanfiction.net, written nearly a month before the show premiered. It has everything a crackfic could ever need: Korra and Naga being raped in the first chapter, a threesome between Korra, Bolin and Mako, Tenzin as an insane fart fetishist, a mecha fight between Zutarians and Equalists and Amon revealing who he really is. The author even calls one of the chapters the obligatory beach episode.
* ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Lisa is]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3739288/1/Lisa_is_Pregnant Pregnant]]''. Bart [[OutWithABang freezes to death]] while using the [[MateOrDie "last resort"]] to [[BrotherSisterIncest keep him and Lisa]] warm while they're both trapped on an icy mountain. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The title indicates what this leads to]]. Also, the, er, writing style itself is... [[BlindIdiotTranslation pretty interesting]].
** Because women are have recessive parts. Now you know.
** [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "You awake. Bart is d'oh."]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6730492/5/My_Innocence My Innocence]]''. The title alone has convinced people that it's a ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''-inspired TrollFic, but it's hard to tell for sure because there aren't enough similarities between the fanfics. Still worth a read, if only to see the narrator insult lesbians and then apologize for his "pre-juice." Watch out for racism, sexual themes, and mind-searing idiocy.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQgq7O8MImY My Little Pony: The Final Adventure]]. Cheap UsefulNotes/MSPaint-quality drawings, backgrounds clearly taken off of the internet, unenthusiastic voice acting, yet so much {{Narm}} and {{Big Lipped Alligator Moment}}s that there's no reason not to like it.
** The same Youtuber also made one for ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMnx82F13Mw&feature=related Sonic The Hedgehog.]]''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7955159/1/The-Secreat-Lives-of-the-Ooo-and-Aaa-teens The Secreat Lives of the Ooo and Aaa teens]] [sic] is an ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' fanfic that has every character falling in love with a genderbent in the most ridiculous and OOC way possible, then getting pregnant, all while every other word is misspelled. The whole premise of the fic is what deserves it be here.
** The fanfic has been taken down, but a repost correcting the title is available [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9025136/1/The-Secret-Lifes-Of-The-Ooo-and-Aaa-Teenagers here]]. Roughly, the first chapter is: Marshall Lee, after meeting Finn and Fionna together (and teasing them), goes to Prince Gumball's castle, who has Princess Bubblegum as an invited guest. Marshall and Bubblegum hang out and, after Marshall seduces her with a 'Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs' song (''really'', and it's written in a very inexperienced manner), they go to Marshall's house to have sex. Yes, they ''have sex''. And they have just met.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4987079/1/SECRET-LOVERS SECRET LOVERS]] is a ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretShow'' fanfic written by Creator/AgentMatt that focuses on three pairings, mainly the OneTruePairing Victor and Anita, engaging in kissing and (presumably) intercourse. And this is accomplished while every other word is misspelled.
* ''[[http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?97084-The-simpsons-movie-remake-by-grapestr33t4life The Simpsons Movie Remake]]'' by "grapestr33t4life" teeters precisely on the line between this and DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible. {{OOC}}, [[ObligatorySwearing excessive profanity]] ('''almost four hundred uses of fuck''' '''''in dialogue alone'''''), horrible spelling and grammar, nonsensical plot points abound, extremely blatant AuthorAppeal that eventually kills what little resemblance to the movie it had, an author who claims to be a crip and lets it show, who CantTakeCriticism... and that's not even getting to the ''songs''. Also, ''Homer falls in love with [[VideoGame/MOTHER3 Kumatora]]'' ('''a young teenager''')
* ''[[http://www.edtropolis.com/fanfic/pg/pg4/eddfix-363.htm SnatchEd a Jewel]]'' by TV John. An ''WesternAnimation/EdEddnEddy'' fanfic (featuring [[WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken the Red Guy]]), has references to ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove'' and ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents The Fairly Odd Parents]]'', and even has Creator/JackieChan as a guest star ([[NoFourthWall they even call him a guest star in the fic]]). The only thing bad about it is the writing, but there is this hilarious exchange:
--> '''Eddy''': hey my parents aren't here I kick @$$
--> '''Edd''': hey you stole the jewel
--> '''Eddy''': hey the officers asleep I kick @$$
--> '''Edd''': STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
--> '''Ed''': hey where did you get the jewel
--> '''Edd''': he stole it
--> '''Eddy''': yep when the officers asleep I kick @$$
--> '''Edd''': you said that already
--> '''Eddy''': oh yeah
** Here is a summary of the fic: Eddy finds a huge jewel and steals it, somehow leading to Ed and Edd to take the blame. While the two are arrested, Eddy tries to play dodgeball with Jimmy [[EpicFail but accidently kills him]]. Then Eddy goes back to his house to find it being destroyed by the jewel, getting it replaced by "house held nunchucks". After going to bed and Jackie Chan asking to read him a story, Eddy wakes up to find Sarah. She gets mad at Eddy for killing Jimmy and beats Eddy up untill he confesses that he stole the jewel and then bails Ed and Edd out, but not before the Red Guy puts a spell on Eddy giving him a boil twice the size of the jewel. (The jewel destroyed his house). [[CrackFic Yeah]].
* ''Fanfic/TheSpiderses''. The concept and story are stupid, but the prose is [[StylisticSuck deliberately]] [[TrollFic and hilariously]] terrible
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7843764/1/Urban_Eds Urban]] [[Fanfic/UrbanEds Eds]]'' by Yunaman. The plot involves [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy the Eds]] as teenagers going to a night club, where Nazz works as a prostitute. It has CostumePorn, ''[[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale Johnny as a bouncer on steroids raping Eddy]]'', [[FantasticDrug Eddy drinking a drug cocktail called "The Blue Cauchemar"]] [[IntoxicationEnsues with predictable results]] and ends with Nazz castrating Double Dee for ''no reason''. Still the combination of weird subject matter, uncomfortably straightforward plot, the choice of words and occasional spelling and grammar mistakes definitely makes this fic quallify as So Bad It's Good.
* ''FanFic/WilliamCountry''. An otherwise decent ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland'' fan video that has [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment several bizarre sequences with no relation to the plot]], such as Cody smoking or two beavers eating everybody before humping with a rap-ish song playing in the background. Also of note, the main plot is about a romance between Cody and an OC who looks ''[[PaletteSwap almost exactly like him]]'', giving wierd SelfCest vibes. The "[[FetishRetardant sleep]]" sequences don't help much either. Did we also mention that it's an actual, full-length movie at around 90 minutes? The unfortunate thing about this film is that it is very difficult to find, due to it usually only being uploaded in anacronic parts, and the videos being taken down several times.
* [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3929005 Here]] is a (NSFW) WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine LemonFic. You read that right. TRAINS (specifically Thomas and Rosey) [[RuleThirtyFour HAVING SEX]]. How is this acomplished? Aparently steam valves are exactly the same as genitalia. Making it even worse, is the fact that the author treated it 100% seriously, and used gushy romantic language to describe something that's anything but.
** Is one story about two TRAIN ENGINES HAVING SEX not enough for you? Don't Worry! The same author [[http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2012/03/fan_fiction_friday_thomas_the_tank_engine_in_tensi.php wrote]] [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3947302 three]] [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3935158 more.]]
** And [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8572633/1/Thomas-Day-Out EVEN MORE]] examples of trains getting it on! This time between Gordon and Thomas.
** Summary by the author: "Poop Poop! Today's the day of the Sodor parade! Thomas can't wait to take the children for a ride! What adventures await him today? [[ShockingSwerve Rated M for language, mass kidnapping, violent homosexual train rape and the murder of innocent children.]] [[MoodWhiplash Must be read in Ringo Starr's voice.]]"
* [[http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544174845 This]] little bit of MyLittlePony, ahem, eroticism. It's hard to figure out whether or not it's a StealthParody, although the random Rocky Horror reference does raise eyebrows...
* FanFic/TheKingOfTheHillEpisode1PeggysRevenge is a ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' fanfiction that starts off with Peggy and Hank eating at a French restaurant. [[ShockingSwerve Then it changes to Peggy, Lucky and John planning her revenge over Hank's weak sex drive]]. How does she achieve this? By '''[[DesignatedHero abusing Hank and then uploading it on]] Website/YouTube''', [[ArtisticLicenseLaw and this is treated as hilarious]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EOcEnROBSU Here's the dramatic reading]].
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10668598/1/Donkey-Please Donkey, Please]] is just...bizarre. WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} cheats on Fiona with Donkey, Lord Farquaad (alternatively "Fukwaad") is a ArmoredClosetGay HeteronormativeCrusader that throws everyone in a gay prison, and surprise appearances from [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Miku]], Music/SnoopDogg, and [[Film/SpyKids Juni Cortez]]. We dare you to get [[BrainBleach the image of Donkey in a sheer red dress and lingerie out of your head]].
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10976491/1/hopeles-harts Hopeles Harts]] is a short, yet bizarre ''WesternAnimation/EdEddAndEddy'' CrackFic starring Misty, a PerkyGoth, who moves next to the Eds' house with her preppy and [[AbusiveParents abusive mother]]. To sum the plot up shortly - Immediately after moving in, the also gothic Edd (or as he's called here, [[AccidentalInnuendo Dobel Pee]]) falls in love with her, followed by a gratuitous singing of JUN's "True Love", Misty being kidnapped by "the skanks", finding her way out by '''SINGING''', the skanks running away, and a loud party. Mix it in with [[RougeAnglesOfSatin poorly-written grammar]] and a good bit of FreudianSlip, and you've got yourself a wonder on your hands. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwtChIE15hk Here's a dramatic reading of it]].
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* Many things mentioned on ''[[WebVideo/BennettTheSage Masterpiece Fanfic Theater]]''.
* Most of the stories that get posted on Weepingcock qualify, though not all are technically fanfiction. Special mention, however, goes to [[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/495404.html this one]], which is reminiscent of MyImmortal.
* This story here ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8333344/1/YUGIOH-what-should-have-happened-series What Should Have Happened]]'', which has the author inventing [[PerfectlyCromulentWord words]] that don't exist, like "likey" as in "don't likey, don't ready," [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horrible misspelled dialogue]] and huge cases of {{OOC}}. It's one of the many badly written stories by this author. You might need BrainBleach when you read it.
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->''"Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''
-->-- ''Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences 2: What has tobe done''

A lot of fanfiction falls under this regard. It's bad. In mild cases it's because of the quality of presentation, with terrible spelling, punctuation and spacing making an otherwise quality story almost unreadable. Some have what is basically an ExcusePlot that showcases a certain character or is a reason to go from one sex scene to the next.

But good or bad, there's still something about it that compels you to read on. Something horrible. Something funny. Something nauseating. Or somebody just dared you.

If you turned this story into a movie, it would be embraced by [[ExploitationFilm Grindhouse theaters everywhere.]] It would be the B-Movie in a DoubleFeature. And it would ''still'' attract crowds.

SturgeonsLaw has its part to play, as do StealthParody and TrollFic.

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* "Analyiah's [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Jakota/7]] [[{{OTP}} Tru Luv]] Page" (sic). [[http://web.archive.org/web/20041001113742/www.geocities.com/analyiah/ See it in all its not-brain-safe glory here.]] This website is an overly stealthy StealthParody of [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls fangirls]] in general and bad fanfic writers in particular, whose unknown creator went all-out to make it as awful as possible. It's mostly ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' based, of course, with an emphasis on pairing Chakotay ("Jakota") with Seven of 9 ("7," or in one memorable instance "8"). There are other stories inserting the eponymous MarySue (presumably Analyiah) into other works including "Perl Harbor" (insert computer joke here) and "American Pi" ((un)fortunately ''not'' a {{crossover}} of ''Film/AmericanPie'' and ''Film/{{Pi}}''), as well as the revelation that she's a [[Franchise/StarWars "jedeye"]]. [[http://www.nabiki.com/mst/megane67/mst/oscarfic/al67.html Spelling]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin mistakes]] and ALLCAPS abound, and there are eye-watering illustrations drawn in UsefulNotes/MSPaint (some featuring the creator's purported RealLife boyfriend).
* The enigma known as [[http://www.xoxosoma.com/archived/ATK/ Andrew Troy Keller]], who specializes in writing the most {{Narm}}-filled "erotic" fanfictions ever put to a page. Or, as he himself puts it, "pure, untamed erotica"... which could not be a ''less'' fitting appellation. His stories are filled with a combination of robotic, often copy-pasted dialogue, improbable situations, OOC behaviour, long-winded narration full of run-on sentences which sounds, at times, like the demented ramblings of a TalkativeLoon, and most infamously, very, ''very'' awkward sex talk. The most shining example? "Oooorrrrgggghhhh!" -- as said by ''the Progressive advert lady'', in an erotic fanfic written by him -- truly, nothing is sacred to this guy.
* Angelcuti is a [[AGodAmI god]]/{{crossover}}/[[BackFromTheDead resurrection]] obsessed author who has written several stories for ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Nine}}'', and [[MegaCrossover whatever else]] [[AuthorAppeal she likes at the time,]] with her self insert Princess Angela [[MarySue forming loads of relationships and pulling random powers out of her ass.]] However, you can't help but smile at the [[HilarityEnsues unintentional hilarity]] that ensues very often. Her stories have examples of EleventhHourSuperpower, FridgeLogic, and many more. She was banned from Website/DeviantART, where her fanfics were published. However, her works can still be viewed by DA searching her name.
* The stories created by ballistic dolphin, including ''Fanfic/SherlockSeason4'', [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10754651/1/Hnuger-Games-Hungry-For-Victry/ Hnuger Games Hungry For Victry]], and [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10756518/1/Turnbout-Spiderman/ Turnbout Spiderman]]. They are all characterized by cheesy, [[WorldofHam over-the-top]] dialogue (like “'AAH MORIARY HAS RTURNED' Watson squeeled.”, frequent [[RougeAnglesofSatin misspellings/grammatical errors]], and ridiculous plots. His characters will often [[MrExposition narrate their own lives]] (“'I have solfed the mysetry' said Sherlock”) and he always adds an obligatory fight scene at the end of every story.
* Anything by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7572831/ barrylawn,]] especially [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11841060/1/phoenix-wright-turnabout-goat turnabout goat,]] [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/7823380/chapters/17966038 krazy kurain adventures]] and [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/7795318/chapters/17783497 professor layton and the secret agent conspiracy.]] All of his fics are written in the same style: Poor grammar/spelling, crazy plots, everyone is excessively OOC, foul language, etc. Aside from the highlighted fics, he has a massive collection of troll fics to read. Most of his fics are about Ace Attorney, but he has written for several other franchises, such as Professor Layton and VideoGame/WarioWare.
* Anything made by [=ComicsNix=], such as ''FanFic/TheWolfBloodLineage'', ''FanFic/BellaSwanPregnantAndFurious'' and ''Doomsday Womb'' featuring Franchise/{{Superman}}, Franchise/{{Batman}}, and WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget. Also notable is ''Love Beyond Circuits; Love Beyond Flesh'', featuring [[Franchise/TransformersGeneration1 Optimus Prime]], [[Franchise/StarWars Princess Leia and R2-D2]], especially since it gives us such immortal lines as:
-->'''Optimus:''' Leia, your leather clad bikini lighten up my boron buttocks!"
** Judging by his Facebook page, [=ComicsNix=] is [[ObfuscatingStupidity quite intelligent]] -- and a {{troll}}. A [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments brilliant]], [[StealthParody brilliant]] [[TrollFic troll]].
** He also wrote ''[[Literature/HarryPotter Severus Snape]]: Professor and Lover'', which was removed from Website/FanfictionDotNet for its excessive and grotesque sex scenes between the eponymous Potions master and the Series/{{Teletubbies}}. Yes, the ''Teletubbies''.
*** If you actually want to find excerpts of it, you sick bastard, it was featured on a Website/{{Cracked}} list concerning absurd and horrifying slashfics.
* Creator/CoriFalls, particularly her ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' series in its later stages. The characters have gone from merely OOC to blatant author mouthpieces, the plots are filled with cheap wangst and melodrama and contrivances and the attitude behind them is irritatingly smug "I know the characters better than the powers that be". But they're the most delightful train wreck sprinkled with a few genuinely amusing moments.
* Creator/DakariKingMykan:
** ''FanFic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'' is a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' HateFic [[MindScrew that's also an attempt at a]] FixFic, where half the characters are {{Mary Sue}}s and the other half are either StupidEvil villains or characters from the show that have been [[{{Flanderization}} flanderized into oblivion]], either for a cheap TakeThat or because the author is just that misinformed (apparently he hates [=FiM=] so much it "hurts" him, whatever that means). The author's main goal is to try and show that the PowerOfFriendship is useless, and the [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve power of belief]] is stronger. Yet the characters become friends anyway, and the power of belief seems to mean "Just grab the DeusExMachina generator and shout that you believe". And for a fic that is supposed to teach you that the PowerOfFriendship is powerless, you would think that he would at least take inspiration from a source other than Franchise/PowerRangers. You know, that one show based on ''[[{{Irony}} teamwork.]]'' The author can't really take criticism either. All of the secondary characters are thinly veiled {{Exp|y}}ies taken from shows the author likes, and the main characters are all either some kind of SelfInsert (even the ''BigBad'') or a FlatCharacter with an annoying gimmick (like speaking in PainfulRhyme and being an artist. Take that away and they're ''literally the same''). And that's just the beginning. All in all, this is PoesLaw at its finest, and most of the fun comes from watching just how deluded the author can get.
** The author's previous magnum opus, the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' {{Wangst}}fest known as ''Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds'' isn't far behind in terms of laughable badness. In a nutshell, Beast Boy [[CharacterDerailment turns evil and adopts the identity of]] [[PaperThinDisguise Count Logan]] and ''gleefully commits murder and genocide...'' [[DisproportionateRetribution all because Terra broke up with him in canon.]] Any attmept to evoke sympathy from him falls flat and BB instead comes off as an over-the-top whiny emo and Count Logan is so [[CardCarryingVillain hilariously pointlessly evil]] that reading his lines in Beast Boy's canon voice ruins any attempt to make him look a serious threat. Oh, and did we mention that the entire story exists in fact because the author was so devastated by [[ShipSinking Beast Boy and Terra not hooking up in the finale]] that he ''[[SeriousBusiness has nightmares about it to this very day?]]''
* The fanfiction of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2955048/darkvampangle101 darkvampangle101]], whose misspelled, Mary-Sue-filled ultra-Christian romances include the self-explanatory [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/11010802/1/Star-Trek-Nazi-s-in-Space Star Trek: Nazi's in Space]], [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10574596/1/Frozen-Love-Concurs-All Frozen: Love Concurs All!]] - a story about Queen Elsa teaming up with a love interest who can magically create robotic Starbucks baristas, and [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7089561/1/THE-NEW-GIRL-on-Voyager THE NEW GIRL on Voyager]] - about an American evangelical teen who appears on the starship Voyager, where "all of the boys on the ship falls in love" with her.
* Much of the fanfiction oeuvre of Creator/DavidGonterman is just random to the point of almost seeming like a stream of consciousness. Here's a man who comes up with ideas like changing Disney/{{Pocahontas}} into a dominatrix, threatening Creator/{{Disney}} with UnwillingRoboticisation as part of a copyright disclaimer, and {{MST}}ing the manifesto of an anti-furry group with [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} Stephanie McMahon]] as one of the co-hosts. It's all atrociously written, but there's a certain charm to just how completely ''odd'' it gets at times.
* The oeuvre of "Doctor Thinker" and his good-natured struggles with the English language ("Out pooped Sailor Mercury") deserve mention. Still, be fair to the guy. He does admit that he's not a great speller, and he's happy to have his work {{MST}}ed. He's a good sport -- a TERRIBLE writer, but a good sport. He's even a member here (Tropers/DrThinker), and unlike some of the other authors of bad fanfiction, seems like a genuinely nice guy.
** Dr. Thinker might be even more incoherent in [[http://pamachu-productions.blogspot.com/2011/07/episode-6-judge-brainitite.html audiobook form]].
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2253811/Dr_Splattenburgers Dr.Splattenburgers]] seems to have a talent for poor grammar, [[CrackFic utterly random and nonsensical story lines]], and mercilessly butchering the original personalities of the characters in his stories. In his crossover story called ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.175948-My-very-first-Gears-of-War-crossover-fanfic-full-of-AWESOME-and-CRAZY-things-to-ENJOY-UPDATE "Gears of Potter"]]'', Marcus and Dominic from ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'' team up with Franchise/HarryPotter to fight an AlienInvasion, giant locust ghosts, and [[EvilSorcerer Voldemort's]] [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot evil Crackmaster zombie demon swordfish lobster monster]]. The sheer amount of randomness and the nonsensical "{{character development}}" can lead to many laugh out loud moments, [[YourHeadASplode though it may also do bad things to your brain if you try to read too much of it]].
** Also, it appears that the author doesn't know much about the ''Harry Potter'' universe besides the bare basics. Here are just some of the things that are different in the story compared to the actual ''Harry Potter'' universe.
*** In the ''Harry Potter'' universe, wizards are strictly forbidden from using dangerous spells in the purpose of harming others and breaking this rule is considered a very serious crime. In the fic however, Harry Potter can just casually use his magic to summon demons that drag people to hell.
*** In the books/movies, Voldemort use to be a Hogwarts student like Potter who then later turned to evil. In the fic [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext he used to be a caveman who sold his soul to Satan so he could go fight a dinosaur]].
*** In the movies Harry has a fairly typical teenage male voice, while in the fic his voice is described as being very high pitched.
** The idea of a ''Gears of War/Harry Potter'' crossover became HilariousInHindsight when EA Games released the video game adaptation of ''[[VideoGame/HarryPotter Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows]]'', which pretty much played exactly like ''Gears of War'', [[TakeCover cover system]] and all, with magic spells replacing guns.
** In addition to making the now finished ''Gears of Potter'', the author also wrote a short ''Film/{{Avatar}}'' fanfic titled ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6301642/1/Avatar_Redemption_in_space "Avatar: Redemption in space"]]'' which takes place after the events of the film where Jake Sully, the protagonist of the film and now a married Na'vi has to save Pandora from nuclear Armageddon, [[AwesomeButImpractical using his huge knife]] [[ImprobableUseOfAWeapon that can cut through spaceships]], [[PsychicPowers his Na'vi mind powers]], and the power of ManlyTears to defeat the evil "humens" who are trying to destroy Pandora.
* Meet [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1914166/dyllyny_bryccyli dyllyny bryccyli]] He/She/It? is "an African American move to Freedom United States. Love tell story and play video game."
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1935568/Eogrus Eogrus]] is his name and writing [=ComicsNix=]-esque fanfics is his game. It should be noted that the man is Portuguese, but you probably wouldn't know it, judging from the [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness pretentious language]] he uses. His fanfics also contain some [[{{Squick}} pretty disgusting]] material, but what saves him from being DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible is the possibility that maybe, just maybe, he might be a troll. (Well, that, and the fact that his fanfics are surprisingly well-written, as far as grammar goes, as well as the fact that he has written [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9454305/1/Diary-of-an-Applaud more]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9654366/1/I-forsook-myself-Paulie reasonable]] fics.)
** The ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' story ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9844622/1/Steven-and-Amethyst-The-Love-That-Transcends-The-Doors-Of-Inanity Steven and Amethyst: The Love That Transcends The Doors of Inanity]]'' has to be read to be believed. And now [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10044445/1/Steven-And-Amethyst-2-The-Choice-Between-Good-And-Evil there]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10984422/1/Steven-And-Amethyst-3-Together-And-Far-Beyond are]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11040720/1/Steven-And-Amethyst-4-The-Trivulations-Of-Parenthood-And-Demise four]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11713640/1/Steven-And-Amethyst-The-Envy-Of-One-s-Thoughts sequels]]Goodness gracious...
* Anything by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/929704/Elizabeth8289 Elizabeth8289]]. She has over 41 stories about ''Lazy Town'', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' and ''Baby Sitters Club''. Be warned, though. A lot of her fanfics do ''no'' research on such places such as Iowa, New York or [[ArtisticLicenseBiology illnesses]]. She also tends to add the same moaning dreams, characters crying and same plot devices in her stories (she's especially fond of characters coming down with the stomach flu, for one). Most explode into a ton of chapters where the character or characters are at the plot at the end, and include classic lines such as "I pushed four times until the baby came out" (From her "Dawn's Dream World" story).
* The "CSI: Miami" fanfiction of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6258234/1/The_College_Years Forensic Kitteh]] features a number of bizarre but good shit.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4428584/The-Gemini-Twins12 The Gemini Twins12]]: Their fics are nothing but {{Gorn}}, OOC, and {{Depraved Homosexual}}s with creepy fur fetishy (as in turning characters in animals or giving them wings DeusExMachina style) stuff stacked on top. The many Original Characters are hilariously weird and culturally/racially/historically insensitive, but something about the grimdark, BigLippedAlligatorMoments, and {{Mary Sue}}s just [[BileFascination draws you in.]] It helps that the fics are mostly grammatically corect.
** Although ''Hetalia'' is based on HomoeroticSubtext , these fics go out of their way to HideYourGays through liberal use of RonTheDeathEater, {{Critical Research Failure}}s, and AssPull to get away from ''teh gainess!!1'', going as far as to ''pair mentally ill characters and possibly underage characters with no way of consenting up''.
* Anything by Creator/HansVonHozel, who is currently on a mission to defile every single major fandom with ridiculous but elegant bite-size interpretations. Especially notable are his [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633808/1/Pikachu Pokémon]], [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4663005/1/Twilight Twilight]], and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4726170/1/Titanic Titanic]] renditions.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2345421/I-Braginsky I.Braginsky]], an author of [[FlashFiction very short]] ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'' {{Troll Fic}}s.
* Anything by Issei Mataloun of ''Fanfic/HellstormEvangelion'' fame. Imagine ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' as seen [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness through the twisted lens of a sex-starved twelve-year-old]] who doesn't know much about the series. Throw in a GodModeSue, an IdiotPlot where the Devil becomes our obligatory BigBad, a few heavy dollops of HoYay, buckets full of {{Gorn}}, and inane fight scenes where everyone acts like a LargeHam and poses up a storm. But no simple description could capture the pure CrazyAwesome of this series. You're just going to have to read it.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2026311/~Jackrussel The works of Jack Russel]]:
** ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5312017 Lord of the Rings: The Battle for the Village]]'', which features an elf named [[SomeCallMeTim Harry]] and his best friend Andy as they fight against an EvilArmy that is invading.
** ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5287178 Resident Evil A Heroine's Story]]'', starring Rita Valentine, Jill Valentine's lesbian sister. It has spawned [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5287203 three]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5400291 sequels]].
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7051166/jakkid166 Jakkid166]] is a somewhat frequent author of bad Phoenix Wright fanfictions. They're all written in a style that involves a lack of capitalization, poor spelling, and bizarre plots, and they are all set in an alternate universe to the official. His fics also tend to have several supernatural elements, such as portals and ghosts, that would otherwise never appear in the canon Ace Attorney universe.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2383561/Jedi_Qui_Gon Jedi Qui-Gon]] is an author who exclusively operates in mega-crossovers. Almost all of them share the exact same traits: bizarre plots with plot developments that make absolutely no sense, tons and tons of InNameOnly, a boatload of original characters who more often than not end up being useless and unnecessary to the plot of whichever story they're in, gobs and gobs of '''[[WorldOfHam extremely]]''' [[WorldOfHam hammy dialogue]], and the fact that most of them have monsters called "Imperium", which the author has yet to tell what they are (though further investigation seems to suggest that they are the Imperium from WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague). Perhaps his most awesomely bad fanfic is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6051535/1/Protecting_the_Jedi Protecting the Jedi]], a retelling of basically the entire original trilogy of ''Franchise/StarWars'' that also manages to cross over ''Franchise/MassEffect'', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', and ''Franchise/{{Halo}}''.
* Anything by Justin Lawson, particularly this gem, ''[[http://www.network54.com/Forum/136715/thread/1047952901/last-1053051414/Toons+Vs.+Abyss Toons Vs. Abyss]]'', a plotless ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures[=/=]WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}[=/=]WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain[=/=]WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}[=/=]WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}'' crossover that stars Justin Lawson as a blatantly obvious Gary Stu, as well as Abyss from ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom2'' as the villain. Apparently the story involves jelly... and coupons? Oh, and there's a crystal.
* EVERYTHING by Kasper A. Vestergaard. Particularly [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3668115/1/Sonic_halps_fite_eggmen this.]]
* Some of the works by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1891678/LordryuTJ Lord Ryu TJ]]. Typical fan fiction plots (with a lot of copy-paste from series -- as in, even if all the ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland'' challenges were used, the same challenge may be used later. Even ''in the [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/4/Total_Cartoon_Action same]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/12/Total_Cartoon_Action fic]]'') such as episode re-writes and [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland TDI]] crossovers turned completely WTF-ish[[note]][[DeadFic if he writes more than one chapter]][[/note]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/10/Total_Cartoon_Action This chapter]] in particular basically sums up nearly everything (as it ''begins'' with a suggestive Heather/Duncan moment, then throws in Heather/Courtney[[note]][[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Sadly, the latter pairing is never mentioned again]][[/note]]). In the middle of all the copy-paste, there are still other good parts:
** WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/23/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition here]]) and [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Phineas]] (Seen mostly [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5135746/6/Total_Cartoon_Island_Return here]]), ''[[BewareTheNiceOnes of all people]]'', are jerks and the closest people to antagonists in the ''Total Cartoon'' series.
** Several CrackPairing[=s=]. There has been [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter]] / [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Bridgette]] ''rape'' in one chapter of the [[ArchivePanic long]], [[DeadFic dead]] ''Total Cartoon'' series (and with [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978577/5/Toonville_Season_1 Courtney]]. and with ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6242091/3/Total_Cartoon_Island_Reanimated Heather]]'' too. He's almost as bad as Duncan), along with some serious amount of [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Phineas/Candace]] incest throughout his works.
** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5434006/1/Heathers_Lesbian_Kisses "Heather then stretched her cheeks apart and stuffed Lindsay's vagina in the anus,]] [[ArtisticLicenseBiology and let Lindsay's cum shoot into Heather."]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack Captain K'nuckles and Flapjack]] getting ''[[BlackComedyRape raped]] by''. ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5371201/1/Flapjack_and_Knuckles_Get_Monkey_Raped here]])
*** And now there is a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6074926/1/More_Monkey_Business sequel]]. Of all the things to write one for...
** [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Duncan]] (and to a lesser extent, [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]]) is made into a blatant KarmaHoudini MartyStu. Various fics (mostly ''Total Cartoon'' series) practically give him a harem of [[OfficialCouple Courtney]], [[ShipTease Heather]], [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight Bridgette]], [[CrackPairing Izzy]], and Lindsay ([[FanPreferredCouple surprisingly]], not Gwen -- '''''yet'''''). Up to four of them in the same fanfic (''as of now''), despite how Courtney is stated many times to be his actual girlfriend, and he ''sexually assalts'' some of them (like Bridgette [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/4/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition here]]) and nobody minds (not even Courtney)[[note]]Except in the linked part. Duncan gets voted off, yet he returns later as an even ''bigger'' MartyStu[[/note]]. This gets worse in a more horrible work where Chris assigns him to ''rape'' three of the girls mentioned -- Lindsay, Heather, and Bridgette -- and would have been Courtney, but he makes out with her insted.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1139331/Many_Lovers52 Many Lovers52]] (also known as "T3h [=CrAiZyZ=] x5" by the author) is a group of five different females that actually hold personalities similar to one another. Her first fic has been considered the best done by the group, but beyond that, they're all pretty much short and almost into the point of insanity. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFcaq-hkGGo Here's a dramatic reading of one of the author's stories.]]
* The [[FanFic/DinobotsOldTechnology mighty works]] of '''[[http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/ee52db9e103fd5a8?hl=en&& MG-Dinobot]]''', whose poor excuses for ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' fanfics are full of more [[RougeAnglesOfSatin atrocious spelling]], strange {{non sequitur}}s, and non-existent grammar than you can shake a "rotate blade" at. For example:
-->"You lived like a warrior ans died to an hero!"
** In the same vein: [[http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/12883948051/ravage-3-bodies-evolution Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution]].
* ''Everything'' by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2176187/mynameisanonymous mynameisanonymous]]. She writes absolutely awful ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfiction and believes it to be not only well-written, but romantic. She has decent grammar and spelling, but the content is hilariously terrible. It is notable that not one of them is a TrollFic.
* Creator/{{Naglfar}}' fanfics, which happen to be absurd and over-the-top in a way that just drips of humor. The RougeAnglesOfSatin only adds to the absurd comedic potential. He even takes requests, such as [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4021158/1/Misunderstood this]]. He wrote fics centering around a random {{Gonk}} from ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' who runs around as a MemeticMolester "sex god", invokes BlackComedyRape regularly, has [[ImprobableWeaponUser a penis that can stab people to death]], opens dimensional portals, and ''glow gold''. It was his fanfics that caused the Gheb MemeticMutation to start, and that made him become an EnsembleDarkhorse in FE forums everywhere. His stories contain horrible spelling and grammar, RougeAnglesOfSatin, pervasive research failure, and CanonDefilement. This ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4473179/1/Trust_You_Forever Final Fantasy VII]]'' fanfic is one of his more hilariously bad efforts. [[TrollFic And yes, he is a troll]].
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1306749/NarutosBrat Naruto's Brat]]. This guy writes smut fics in the ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fandom. His works provide examples of DanBrowned (he gives advice on writing sex scenes, despite being complete clueless in the subject), AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, ArtisticLicenseBiology, CanonDefilement, and RonTheDeathEater, among others. He loves turning Naruto into a CanonSue. The rants in his userpage are also worth a look, they provide examples of SmallNameBigEgo and ViewersAreMorons. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4573110/1/Icha_Icha_Flower_Petals This]] is one of his most hilariously bad stories.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~niceperson niceperson]], whose works include a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4647072/1/Legend_of_Zelda_THE_NEW_ARMY_OF_GANNON Zelda story]] in which Link faces [[Series/DoctorWho Cybermen]]; ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4705945/1/Merlin_Revenge_of_Oother Merlin: Revenge of Oother]]'', where Uther Pendragon is presented as a hero fighting against an evil world of "magick" using Literature/TheBible as justification; and a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4933890/1/Skins_The_Skin_of_Doom Skins fic]] with exaggerated Northern accents, {{an aesop}} against "drugging," and a fight with a werewolf. Most of his [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5012502/1/The_Evill_of_Spadang_Skaran more]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5027393/1/Star_Wars_Episod_7_Spadang_Skaran_Strikes_Back recent]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5123869/1/Star_Trek_Deep_Spadang_Skaran_9 stuff]] involves the ridiculously named Spadang Skaran, a VillainSue of epic proportions, who pops up in almost every universe for no apparent reason, and is the definition of CardCarryingVillain:
--->"BRING ME MY FOOD" he sohuted to a man next to him and the man did. A tray came in with [[EatsBabies dead baibes]] on it.
--->He ate it but spat it out. "THAT WAS NOT TASTY! [=YOU7=] WILL [[BadBoss PAY]] YOU [[RougeAnglesOfSatin FUICKER]]!"
** niceperson eventually wrote a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/1/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother sequel]] to ''Revenge of Oother,'' in which "Oother" is revived in the present day and becomes an ass-kicking, gun-wielding Creator/SamuelLJackson {{expy}} who [[VerbalTic calls everyone "Motherfucker"]]. Yes, that same [[Series/{{Merlin}} Uther]] played by Creator/AnthonyHead. He also hates his critics to the extent he writes a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/6/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother chapter]] as a TakeThat where they're portrayed as "evil fashist robots", who [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything oppress the people by forcing them to spell things correctly]].
* For those who know Spanish, there are always the unforgettable pearls of Perla Shumajer (by the way, that's her [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment true made up name created by her imagination]]). [[http://inmortal-666.deviantart.com/art/Fics-de-Perla-Shumajer-1-284540732 Here]] you can find one of her stories (googling a bit you can get more). An article of her in the satirical wiki Frikipedia is also available [[http://www.frikipedia.es/friki/Perla_Shumajer here]]. Everything is in Spanish, of course. She's probably one of the most well-known bad writers in that language.
** Someone decided to [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3362696/Perla-Shumajer-ENG translate some of her stories into English language]]. It's not as good as reading them in its original language, but then you can expĺore the wonderful joy of the legendary gem "[[OverlyLongTitle A boy that falls in love with his professor of potions and his professor of potions falls in love with him, they like, love and adore each other so much, they become a couple and marry /into marriage/ and they are husbands.]]"
* Creator/{{THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE}}, aka The Baconator ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1120881/The_Baconator Link]]). If you can get past his profile, which consists of the lyrics to a Music/KidRock song and Music/LynyrdSkynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama," a bunch of incoherent ramblings, several other song lyrics, a list of screenname changes, several links thrown in (including links to {{shock site}}s), and use of the obnoxious one-letter-per-line format, you can then browse his "fics," which make no sense and have every other word misspelled. They consist mostly of-
** Nonsensical ''Franchise/SlyCooper'' crackfics relying mostly on VulgarHumor, including {{Cluster F Bomb}}s and {{groin attack}}s.
** Death fics simply titled ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin (character name) Dies A Horrible/Violent/Painful Death]]'', which are the EXACT same story written line for line, only with different character names and small details pasted in. In these stories, various characters are [[BloodyHilarious brutally]] [[{{Gorn}} dismembered]] by a [[ComedicSociopath serial killer]] named [[CardCarryingVillain Evil]] Andy Inspector. In the introductions, he claims that he "loves" these characters and has dolls of them that he sleeps with every night. The words he uses to describe their "accents" are also quite interesting. (What exactly does a "[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} gay accent]]" sound like? What's a "[[Series/{{Scrubs}} dr accent]]"? How about a "[[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Big-Head accent]]"? A "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy retard ]] [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants accent]]"?) A [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} "cat accent"]]?)
* Creator/PeterChimaera in general. VideoGame/{{Doom}}: [[Fanfic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil Repercussions of Evil]] in particular.
** Regrettably, the story has been removed from [[Website/FanfictionDotNet FanFiction.Net]] for whatever reason (most likely quality issues finally getting through to the right/wrong person). It can still be found [[http://www.peterchimaera.com/doom.html elsewhere]], though. It doesn't exactly need much storage to host.
** ''Franchise/{{Batman}}: Nemesis Fight'' [[http://hyena.kiwibonga.com/fun/batman.txt]] was also adapted into [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJcglk1PuJU the best "episode"]] of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' ever.
** He also wrote ''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Quarter-Life]]: Halfway To Destruction'', apparently at the bidding of Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}. It is best summed up by the following excerpt:
--->[[RougeAnglesOfSatin "UI have discovered new radoactive isatope]] but [[ArtisticLicenseNuclearPhysics it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life]] so we must observe with hasty"
* One can usually expect online role-playing in general to be bad. In between crappy characters, [[GodModders God Modding]], and a lack of fluency in actions, it's just expected. However, one author in the ''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'' Virtue server community manages to showcase all worst excesses and biggest mistakes of the fandom. He goes by the name of [[http://virtueverse.com/index.php/User:Raienst Raienst]], with some of the most potently awful writing ever, it warps the space time continuum and becomes utterly hilarious. His earlier characters such as [[http://virtueverse.com/index.php/Logan_Storm Logan Storm]] and [[http://virtueverse.com/index.php?title=ShadowWings&diff=117270&oldid=116716 ShadowWings]] have to be seen to be believed. They're basically {{God Mode Sue}}s without any regard whatsoever for continuity, plausibility, or regard for either the English language or Wiki markup. He has (unfortunately) gotten better over time (without losing the GodModeSue leanings...), but you can feel your intelligence draining as you read on.
** Most of his characters: "Nice guy, good with women, angry, no parents, uberly powerful."
* Anything by Ranay. Her ridiculously dramatic writing, awful spelling... It's enough to reduce anyone to tears of laughter. She de-activated her deviantART Account, but her works can still be found by doing a Google Search or deviantART Search of her. Alternatively, [[http://missranay.tumblr.com/ this]] has archived a few of her works.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway ShakespeareHemmingway]], [[SarcasmMode the greatest author of our generation]]. He claims that his screename is to honor his two favorite authors so that he can write like them. And he writes ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' crossovers which ''must be seen to be believed''. Garfield is quite literally retooled into TestosteronePoisoning incarnate as an [[CompleteImmortality immortal]] [[OneManArmy action hero]] [[RatedMForManly with manliness of]] [[UpToEleven epic proportions]] who travels the world fighting evil with his friend and comrade, Jon Arbuckle (AMAKOOOOOO). In addition to the incoherent, sometimes blatant rip-off plots, all of the fics are permeated by this incredibly bizarre atmosphere in which civil rights and equality for men are causes worth dying for, but women are treated like dirt and exist only for Garfield to have IkeaErotica with, as well as BeigeProse with grammar and sentence structure so bizarre, you'd think ''Film/{{Borat}}'' wrote it. All of it culminates in a most hilarious display further helped by the fact that apparently the author takes all of this ''seriously''.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5824573/1/Garfield-Effect-Galaxy-Adventure Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure]]'' is his first foray into multi-chapter sequential stories, and when it's not giving us such gems as Garfield crossing the galaxy at highway speed, it's following the plot of ''VideoGame/MassEffect'' pretty faithfully.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9690929/1/Zero-Dark-Garfield Zero Dark Garfield]]'', a crossover with ''Film/ZeroDarkThirty'', sends Garfield after Osama Bin Laden. Yeah, let the fact that someone sent a bright, orange, lazy housecat after the man who ordered 3,000 Americans dead sink in for a minute.
** There are [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6611927/1/Garfield-First-Blood-Part-II-Forever-Fist two]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5565702/1/Garfield-First-Blood fics]] that involve Garfield rescuing Natalie Portman from some kind of peril and then making love.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11013421/1/The-Garfield-Bowl The Garfield Bowl]]'' is an entire fic of Music/KanyeWest getting so pissed off about Garfield performing the Super Bowl halftime instead of him, that he [[DisproportionateRetribution infects several female music stars with Ebola]]. And in this story, the Ebola virus functions akin to the [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil Umbrella Virus]]. Garfield rescues them from Kanye's lair and heals them by fucking them.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6928423/1/The-King-s-Garfield The King's Garfield]]'' is a crossover with ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' that has Garfield out several Nazi spies and bone [[InsistentTerminology Queen Helena Bonham Carter]].
** ''FanFic/GarfieldRoyalRescue'' is a story about Garfield rescuing ''Kate Middleton'' from Prince William! It is quite possibly his greatest masterpiece yet.
* The ''Franchise/MassEffect'' stories of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2398086/Siha_Krios Siha Krios]] have a certain NarmCharm to them, despite large amounts of {{Out of Character Moment}}s and research failure.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~squirrelking The entire canon of Squirrelking]]. MemeticMutation generator 4chan even made ''Fight Of Metal Gears'' into a ''comic'' because of its absolute awfulness.
** ''FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'' has been adapted into [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZrkOTzPUC4 many]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9QYnVw6oc different]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs animations]]. There are dozens more where that came from.
** Prepare to be baffled -- this guy is ridiculous. Every character is always referred to by their full name and only their full name. Gordon Freeman never calls his own brother "John" or ''vice-versa.'' John is an office worker who wears a lab coat. He has ''two'' motorcycles; one is explicitly "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment more faster]]" (why didn't he take it in the first place?), and the other he ''keeps on the roof''. He does ''unnecessary and improbable backflips'' off the ''equally unnecessary and improbable ramp'' on the roof of his building. And he ''looks on the Internet'' for "the next boss's weakness", as if he was playing the game himself. He has a laser gun and a "rocket gun". None of this is ever explained.
** Then there's ''Hero Beggining'', a new chapter released on 16 February 2009, set some time after ''Full Life Consequences'' (which has yet to conclude) that extends Gordon Freeman's family further and seems to establish that Combines are Metro-cops that come from [[ScienceIsBad "science and outter space"]]. Good lord.
** ''Hero Beggining'' was soon followed by a new chapter called [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4988255/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences_Free_Man Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man]]. It starts with John Freeman backflipping out of the sky.
** One troper took his two ''Halo: Halos in Space'' fics and remade them as one fic. [[http://megafighter3.deviantart.com/art/Tales-of-Joseph-214-115677582 See here.]]
** Every one of his works use family members of video game characters instead of the actual characters. There's John Freeman, Gorden Freeman's brother; Jake Snake, [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake's]] son; Rain Strife, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII cloud strife's]] brother; and finally, Joe Chief, an army guy, but he wasn't a robot liek [[Franchise/{{Halo}} master cheif]], [[CriticalResearchFailure so he didn't fly]]. [[note]] "Master Chief" isn't a true name -- it's a military rank.[[/note]]
** And now, eight years after his final story, [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12418919/1/Halos-in-Space-reflection/ he has returned.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1706782/StaraptorEmpoleon StaraptorEmpoleon]], whose ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfics include such delights as utterly nonsensical ([[NoPlotNoProblem or nonexistent]]) plots, copious instances of DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment, casting [[KnightTemplar Cy]][[CryForTheDevil rus]] as an alcoholic neo-Nazi; having Saturn, Mars, and Jupiter come from [[EvilBrit England]], [[EverythingsSexierInFrench France]], and [[CanadaEh Canada]], respectively; and having all the Gym Leaders and Elite Four members secretly be each other's cousins. There's also a fic in which Cynthia [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex has sex with Lucian when he turns into a Gabite]] and ends up [[FlatWhat giving birth to a Gible Pokémorph baby]]... Oh, and her fics contain [[DanBrowned so much factual inaccuracy]] that she could very well be the Creator/DanBrown of ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfiction!
* [[http://starjeffry.livejournal.com/ Starjeffry]]. Be sure to read ''Paint The Town'', in which the ''LordOfTheRings'' and ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' characters are strippers. They have AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, and there is a list of stripper costumes. Make sure to read to the end. Or, read ''The Time Machine'', which was made into a Website/YouTube video once (the video no longer exists.) He also wrote a ''Film/NapoleonDynamite'' incest fic.
* The ''Franchise/StarTrek'' fanfiction of [[http://trekiverse.us/stephen/ Stephen Ratliff]] features the ultimate MarySue, [[ImprobableAge 12-year old Ensign]] FanFic/MarissaPicard. Ratliff's work is a [[http://home.netcom.com/~mblackwl/mst.html popular subject]] for {{MST}}ing.
* Anything by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1665791/Storyprovider Storyprovider]]. Period.
* The entire library of the strange, short-lived author known as [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2182650/Sumi_tani Sumi tani]]. In addition to having grammar and spelling so unbelievably [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horrible]] that even Hans von Hozel would be jealous, her (?) stories generally just... [[MindScrew do not make sense]]. Highlights include a ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' fanfic in which "future" is misspelt as "futute" (a feminine Romanian word meaning "to have [[FreudianSlip fucked]]"), a whole [=DeLorean=] fits in someone's locker, and Biff goes back in time to 1955 to become [[CriticalResearchFailure Prime Minister]] of America, as well as a ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' fic in which the Joker's [[WeaksauceWeakness ultimate weakness]] turns out to be diabetes.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2187896/Sue_Mary Sue Mary]] a "[[TooManyHalves haf-goast haf-vampire haf-gurl]]" seems to have no grasp of the English language OR the things she writes about. She wrote ''FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede'', ''FanFic/SherlockHomesVsJackTheRipper'', and ''FanFic/TehScreamingOfTheLambs''.
* Anything by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4015184/Tails-Luv-er/ Tails Luv-er]]. A seperate account for someone named Camobamo1, EVERY FIC on his profile is ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' {{yaoi|Genre}}. Ships range from common ones like Sonadow (Sonic X Shadow), to ridiculous ones like Silvails (Silver X Tails). Even worse, one of his fics called [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8331217/1/To-Love-Yourself/ To Love Yourself]] had [[VideoGame/SonicGenerations Modern Sonic and Classic Sonic]] loving each other and [[ScrewYourself having sex later]] is so ridiculous, that you can't help but like it.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4424733/unlabeledcarl unlabeledcarl]] is an author who's mostly written ''WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}}'' fanfics and oh me oh my, they are so god-awful they're hilarious. Where do I even begin? There's a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8867617/1/A-Sit-At-The-Island fanfic]] with Lord Stingray [[MisterSeahorse giving birth]] to [[FlatWhat seal pups]] on an island that's ''not'' Superjail, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8955846/1/Alice-s-Super-Duper-Force another fanfic]] where [[{{Transsexual}} Alice]] [[ArtisticLicenseBiology now has a vagina and uterus for some reason and can also lactate]] and [[CoitusEnsues proceeds to get her funk on with the previously-mentioned character]], and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9041751/1/Warden-Fun lastly]] we have Warden '''''literally''''' making love with [[ButtMonkey Jared]]'s head.
** Check out this gem:
---> The Warden started to rub his crotch up and down against Jared's head, his pants started to slip off and dangle around his ankles. His penis started to get erected. It touched Jared's head. It was little, but it was still very powderful when it came to sex and sex things. He rubbed faster and then he gasping in ecstasy. Jared whined a little bit.
* It's safe to say that Creator/{{Voltalia}} falls under this trope somewhat. While ''Fanfic/AnUnexpectedChild'' is good and she has gotten better since ''How You Remind Me'' (see below; now considered an OldShame), that doesn't excuse her from writing some of the most ridiculous and batshit stories to exist, like ''Aerial Choreography'' (see below; now also considered an OldShame). (These are her [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9425128/1/Repent more]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9551579/1/First-Date reasonable]] fanfics, by the way.)
** Only two of her fanfics are considered DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible: ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9503628/1/Two-Trannies-One-Man Two Trannies, One Man]]'' and ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9540821/1/Rapture Rapture]]''.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/8903/The_Woman_in_Red The Woman In Red]] writes MarySue stories for the ''[[Film/TheMatrix Matrix]]'' fandom. Her works provide examples of IKEAErotica, AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, ArtisticLicenseBiology, CanonDefilement... and bad writing in general. The ridiculousness of her works will give you a laugh.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~worthdice Worth Dice]]. He can be found on deviantART as well with his fanfictions. His fanfics range from poorly mangled grammar and {{Marty Stu}}es. His ''Anime/{{Hamtaro}}'' fanfictions are located [[http://schoolfilmer.deviantart.com/favourites/38813124 here]]. These are about his Squall Leonheart rip off of a hamster character. Be sure to read at your own risk, though. These fanfics get a lot of praise.
** His early works have gone under CreatorBacklash recently, so he's trying to mold himself out of this.
* YoshizillaRhedosaurus writes strange fics about characters from various anime and game series, many of which go unfinished. These stories are possibly written badly on purpose, and are chock-full of WebAnimation/YouTubePoop jokes (the author used to be a [=YouTube=] Pooper), Internet memes, and... [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment random things that serve no purpose to what little plot there is]]. One of his fanfics, ''FanFic/BellesFartingProblem'', SOMEHOW created a [[Memes/{{Pokemon}} meme of Bianca farting on /vp/.]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/858447/Yoshizilla_Rhedosaurus These stories have to be read to be believed.]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6406919/1/pokemon_greatest_adventure_ever_and_ever Honestly.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/975122/the_6ft_dick The 6ft dick]] writes parody fanfictions for children's shows like ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus'' that utilize generous amounts of BlackComedy and RuleThirtyFour. For many, there's just something about his fics' blatantly over-the-top satire and surprisingly competent grammar that mark them as the kind of thing that you know you shouldn't laugh at, but laugh at anyway.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2315657/42_Noodles 42 Noodles]] writes incredibly silly {{Troll Fic}}s with awful grammar and ridiculous plot twists. She also seems to be fond of celebrity cameos and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment redundant sentences]].
* Anything by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/962782/111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan]], who specializes in ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'' fanfic. Her (?) magnum opus, ''Metroid High School'' received memetic status after a dramatic reading by Nethertribes and some friends during a bunch of [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]].
* Anything written by Xantrax-42, who specializes in re-writing canon "''Anime/PrettyCure''" series (read: copying dialogue) and inserting one or both of his [[CopyCatSue Copycat]] GaryStu [[SelfInsertFic Self Inserts]] just to make them more "interesting" (copycat because they are, appearance-wise, blatant ripoffs of Django and Sabata from ''VideoGame/{{Boktai}}''). His ''FanFic/PrecureMeetTheDreamTraveler'' stories are all {{Script Fic}}s, the English is horrible, and there is [[BeigeProse virtually no tension or emotion in the narration whatsoever]] except in the passages he plagiarized to write it. The only thing that is any good are the cheesy one-liners and nicknames his {{Gary Stu}}s shout every now and then, and even those stop being funny after a short while.
* Creator/DetsniyOffSkiword is an up and coming example. His works include a VideoGame/KidIcarus fanfic where a new [[RougeAnglesOfSatin angle]] named Cloud joins Pit, and partakes in over-the-top battles even by ''Kid Icarus'' standards, involving [[ArtisticLicenseNuclearPhysics really unrealistic depictions of 'nuclears']], [[CurbstompBattle Curbstomp Battles]], and [[MindScrew really odd dialogue]]. He also has a Franchise/ProfessorLayton fanfic where Layton must investigate the [[BackFromTheDead apparent resurrection]] of the infamous serial killer, [[FreudianSlip Jack The Raper]]. There is also an ''VideoGame/AdvanceWars'' fanfic, where a new CO named [[AwesomeMcCoolname Dusk]] joins Yellow Comet and defends them from '[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Blu]] Moon' using his [[Franchise/CodeGeass Geass-fueled]] CO Powers. Then he went on to perform an Franchise/AceAttorney fanfic, where some of the villains of the series escape prison, and causes a rather over-the-top chase, with plenty of CourtroomAntics, TakeThatCritics, and even a sudden satire of the EU Referendum. The style is quite similar to that of LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami and CodeGeassAwesomeOfTheRebellion, to the point that at times, it certainly feels like a tribute to them.
* The works of [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1347996/Andy-Prosser Andy Prosser]]. The plots are incomprehensible wrecks and almost always rely on bizarre [[ShockingSwerve Shocking Swerves]] that somehow manage to make even less sense than the rest of the story, but they're so goofy that you can't help but smile while reading them.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/9155000/PetitChouLoup PetitChouLoup]], [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12477401/1/OssCrover-of-Dom-DEATH-OF-LIFE-OR-DEATH whose first story]] was an epic saga detailing the meeting of [[FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences Gordon Freeman]] and [[Fanfic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil John Stalvern]].
** The story also references [[FanFic/BatmanNemesisFight Batman: Nemesis Fight]], [[Fanfic/GarfieldInAlongCameASplut Along Came a Splut]], and the Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life meme.

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[[folder:Crossovers]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgMEbVGS5SI After Keep N Doom]] is an utterly bizarre crossover between SonicTheHedgehog and [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} Doom]]: Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails go to Plutonia in hopes of [[WhatAnIdiot establishing friendships with the demons from Doom]], but, predictably, get attacked, and join forces with the Doom Marine (whom they name [[spoiler: Joe]]) to escape. The plot alone makes it worth a look, but what truly makes it awesome is the narrator practically yelling all of the lines, the electronic organ music soundtrack, and that the comic was apparently translated from Spanish to English by someone who speaks only Japanese, resulting in a bunch of insanely quotable lines:
--> '''Knuckles:''' Panda of having shitted!
* ''FanFic/AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge'' by hunterjeanmidna. Acting as a "sequel" to Creator/JamesCameron's ''Film/{{Avatar}}'', the one-shot story involves [[strike: Colonal Miles Quaritch]] Kernal Miles Qwaritch (or Qwarutch, or Qwarich, or whatever the author decides to call him) returning to Pandora after "the dude on the other end" calls him and yells that "THE [[strike: Na'vi]] NAVIS ARE KILLIN EVERYBODY!". The majority of the story involves him fighting Navis (or [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]], due to spelling errors) and joining up with [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master]] [[strike:Chief]] Cheef (or Master Chef) and [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus]] [[strike:Aran]] Arin and killing just about everything that moves. Particularly funny parts are the beginning, and the references to Samus as a male (guess the author never got [[SamusIsAGirl the message]]). Complete and utter dreck, but it's damned funny dreck. It can be read [[http://hunterjeanmidna.livejournal.com/763.html here]], if you dare.
** Hunterjeanmidna has already cranked out his next story, in which he intends to speak out "against rape an show that its NOT cool, and its NOT erotic in the least for people to write "sexy fics" about." Too bad he picked ''WesternAnimation/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' as the story to deliver such a message. Brace yourselves for ''FanFic/AlvanAnTheChipmunks3TheSecondSqueakuel'', found [[http://hunterjeanmidna.livejournal.com/ here.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6667016/1/The_Battle_for_the_Worlds_Between_Worlds_Beyond The Battle for the Worlds: Between Worlds, Beyond]] is one of the more bizarre fanfics ever. It starts as a generic Mary Sue fic that's supposed to be ''Anime/SailorMoon[=/=]Literature/HarryPotter'' but begins to toss in so many random people from Music/{{Beyonce}} to the kids from ''Series/FullHouse'' that it's insane.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8174397/1/Blood-Raining-Night Blood Raining Night]] is a crossover of ''Anime/{{Inuyasha}}'', ''Anime/{{Axis Powers Hetalia}}'', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', ''Anime/ElfenLied'', ''Anime/{{Hellsing}}'', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' and the list goes on. It follows the adventures of local MarySue Rechieru Ketsukineko-oni and her battles against love triangles, TeenPregnancy, an inner demon, and her evil father. Filled with {{Wangst}}, AuthorAppeal, strange PurpleProse, and CanonDefilement. One truly needs to experience it.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5386092/1/Burstons_Sorrow Burston's Sorrow]]'' is about Goofy's son Burston and also Pokémon. MST'd by Fanfic/JakeEnglishsMysteriousTheaterOfScientificRomanceFromTheYear3000. Also [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkxvsrXkc4Y&lc=c78hHgXRweZq29q_IPq6q7dFMS6E81xaR2NwLn7Q58g turned into an animated short]].
** And a fan has written [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6524071/1/bBurston_bs_bSorrow_b_2_Electric_Boogaloo a sequel]], it seems. Now [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vi]] and Franchise/PowerRangers are involved.
* ''FanFic/ChristianHumberReloaded'' was so bad that someone turned it into a [[http://www.drunkduck.com/Christian_Humber_Reloaded/index.php?p=60353 webcomic]].
** To give you the heads up, the fic is about a super Saiyan, Demon, Dragon, Wolf, Vampire, Horteka (it's from Bionicle) Cyborg who teams up with loads and loads of licensed characters. The main character becomes more powerful than God within the first part of the story.
* Don't forget about [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3295299/1/Crimson_Blood Crimson Blood]]! In this bizarre fanfic, Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins (who is inexplicably a Hogwarts student) start taking drugs, but then Draco and Sam (who are their [[HoYay boyfriends]] in this fic) find out and dump them. Afterwards, they try to quit taking drugs, but after one day of being sober they commit suicide.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9794517/1/DAVE-STDIDER-POKEMON-TRANER DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER]] is a ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' and ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' crossover where more words are spelled wrong than right and Dave gets a "Groundoon" as a starter. The author either does not understand ''Homestuck'', does not understand ''Pokémon'', or both.
** However, this may have been intentional, considering how much effort Dave puts into his own work.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7673069/1/Digipoke_Digital_Pokemon Digipoké: Digital Pokémon]], a Franchise/{{Pokemon}}[=/=]Franchise/{{Digimon}} crossover that tells the story of a [[RagtagBunchofMisfits group of people]] who find themselves in the Digipoké world, where they basically walk around while [[VoluntaryShapeshifting transforming into different Pokémon and Digimon]] and defeating powerful enemies just [[RuleOfCool because they can]].
* A crossover between Bleach and Dracula?!? [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6306484/1/The_FOOLISH_adventures_of_Ichigo_and_Dracula The FOOLISH adventures of Ichigo and Dracula]]
* ''Fuck The Jesus Beam'' if you can make it past the metric ton of horrific imagery. Case in point: After [[KickTheDog ripping a puppy in half]], Niamy summons the Legio Cornu, which are [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext men with the heads of unicorns in space marine armor with nuclear assault rifles]]. And Commander John Shephard, of ''Franchise/MassEffect'' leads them.
* ''[[Fanfic/UntilTheEndOfTime Goku/Anne Frank: Until the End of Time]]''. A {{Crossover}} of ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' and ''The Diary of Anne Frank''. Anne and Goku hook up. It all ends with a Super Saiyan battle between Goku and Hitler. It is so stupid, it becomes the definition of awesome. There is an old Website/SomethingAwful thread where the author, who is a goon, confirmed that it was a TrollFic.
** [[benthesage.com/mft-until-the-end-of-time/ Hear it read]] here.
*** Hitler's line when he goes Super Saiyan is even more hilarious when you realize that he's quoting one of Bison's lines from the also SoBadItsGood ''Film/StreetFighter'' movie.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5809343/1/HART_SHAPED_LOVE HART SHAPED LOVE]], a fanfic that begins with [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward and Bella]] going to [[Literature/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] and meeting the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' characters there, then tons of {{Mary Sue}}s and other fandoms are thrown in.
** This fic also has an amazing GeniusBonus, when remembering that Edward Said is not [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Said the philosopher]].
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6314869/1/How-You-Remind-Me How You Remind Me]]'' is a ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretShow''/''VideoGames/{{Mario}}'' crossover which also includes Pokémon for some reason. The plot is basically Mario and his gang working together with Victor and Anita and some OriginalCharacters to rescue Doctor Doctor from Bowser. Its author Creator/{{Voltalia}}, who had just gotten out of junior high when she wrote it, may as well consider this an OldShame.
* ''FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede'' is a horrific fanfic of the even more horrific movie, ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'', which tells the tale of [[strike:Dr.Heiter]] Doktor Scientis building a "humen milipeed" and then the Film/MenInBlack arrive "2 take the evidance" and they all become "powar rangers"... just... just read it [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5968898/1/THE_HUEMN_CENIPED_2_THE_HUMEN_MILIPEDE here]].
* FanFic/LovesHeartstrings by Creator/SueMary is a gripping tale of romance against all odds between Series/HannahMontana and... Po of WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda. Features hillariously bad spelling and a RonTheDeathEater version of Billy Ray Cyrus. Read it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings
* Two works by Starjeffery (see above), ''Paint the Town'' and ''Time Machine,'' [[http://superharry2.livejournal.com/ got a "remake with a twist" by SuperHarry2.]] The twist? Instead of being about ''Literature/HarryPotter'' and ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'', it stars characters from ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'', ''VideoGame/SaintsRow'' and ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}''. One could argue that it's better than the originals because it has an ending and follows up on the "strange man watching them" subplot (kind of). It does feature [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Officer Tenpenny]] raping a teenage boy ([[VideoGame/{{Bully}} Gary Smith]]), which is even {{Squick}}ier than the original Snape/Frodo scene in ''Time Machine''. Still, with surprise cameos by [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Midna]] and [[VideoGame/ArmyOfTwo Salem, Rios and Clyde]], it's awesomely awful.
* The ''[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Pooh's]] Adventures'' series on Website/YouTube. Basically, it's just people taking Creator/{{Disney}} movies and adding clips of Winnie the Pooh in, using subtitles to make it look like Pooh and the movie characters are interacting. All of them are pretty much the same, yet [[BileFascination there's a strange temptation to watch, just to see how Pooh will be incorporated]]. See the [[http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh%27s_Adventures_Wiki wiki]] for more details. Yes, they have a [[TheWikiRule wiki]].
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7085007/1/The_Return_of_Dark_Kyeoto The Return of Dark Kyeoto]] is a batshit insane, one chapter fanfic featuring Namine from ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' as an angel who could do [[Manga/DragonBall kamehamehas]] and Wrath from Manga/FullmetalAlchemist who fight against some guy named Dark Kyeoto with the help of their companions who I guess are [=OCs=]. Spelling errors galore in this story.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9982665/1// Sadako - An Uchiha Heroine]]'' is a ''Naruto''/''iCarly'' crossover that's only one chapter long so far, but it's an experience for what it has as of now. What starts off as your standard Uchiha "Sasuke's sister" Sue Fic becomes so much more, featuring Rukia, Sam and Freddie as characters, shoehorned-in Christian themes including [[MarySue Sadako]] speaking to ''God himself'', and lyrics plagiarized from ''Disney/TheHunchBackOfNotreDame''. Even more strange is the fact that the author is very competent, but appears to be completely serious about it.
* '''[[http://mrtrollxdd.deviantart.com/art/The-Soul-of-A-Wizard-190625764 The Soul of a Wizard.]]''' Initially, it's a series of ''Literature/HarryPotter'' one-offs, but it spirals rapidly into fandom after fandom, ranging from ''Manga/DeathNote'' to [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]] before citing other fanfics. Rare is the TrollFic whose author has ShownTheirWork, and rarer still is one that shows this grand a degree of research. [=MrTrollXDD=] knows all of the ins, outs, methods, and targets (not [[FanFic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction to]] [[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} mention]] [[FanFic/MyImmortal several examples]]) of hack authors and {{troll}}s very well, and is not afraid to play with them in countless methods, such as exaggerating RougeAnglesOfSatin to the point where one chapter spirals well beyond comprehension, or inverting Linkara's character, down to the specific authors and arcs he hates. The rather humorous image of [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Ron Weasley's verbally articulate ding-a-ling being used as a power drill]] will be stuck in your head forever.
** As one reviewer put it:
-->''This fanfic's kinda like Music/PassengerOfShit or Music/AnalCunt: It's blatantly, horribly unprofessional, but it's such professional unprofessionality that I can't help but be entertained by it.''
* The fanfic ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20050209091244/http://www.dimfuture.net/elsewhere/mot/ep101.html Street Fighter]] vs. [[http://web.archive.org/web/20050209091244/http://www.dimfuture.net/elsewhere/mot/ep101b.txt Mortal Kombat]]'' (links to two separate {{MST}}s by one group; the original is presumed to be lost). The obvious premise of the ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' and ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' cast duking it out is mostly cast aside in favor of the story of a MartyStu SelfInsert and his best friend, an eight-year-old kid with a hockey stick who can turn himself invincible at will. Everyone acts out of character and the writing is impressively vague. Despite the premise, every fight plays out like the ''VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroesVsStreetFighter'' matches at the beginning, with fighters throwing out combos and special moves like mere jabs while [[CallingYourAttacks calling out each one of the latter]] in its own all-caps paragraph no matter how [[MundaneMadeAwesome mundane]]. Oh, and inexplicably, the Film/ThreeNinjas show up working for [[VideoGame/MortalKombat4 Shinnok]]. The whole thing is charming in a goofy way.
* ''FanFic/TailsGetsTrolled'' ('''NSFW'''). Ostensibly a fan comic where characters from ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'', ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' and other properties brutally kill Internet {{Troll}}s just for insulting them, it rapidly gained an ironic fandom upon being discovered by Website/SomethingAwful for its dubious art quality, bizarre dialogue, [[{{Gorn}} gratuitous violence]], frequent crimes against [[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma grammar]] and [[RougeAnglesOfSatin spelling]], lack of coherence and [[ShockingSwerve random plot twists]]. Perhaps one of the most surreal things to come out of the ''Sonic'' fandom.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8594202/1/The-Twilight-Tale-of-Bellafly The Twilight Tale of Bellafly]] is a [[WesternAnimation/{{MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic}} My Little Pony Friendship is Magic]] and [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Twilight]] crossover riddled with spelling errors, [[PlotHoles blatant plot holes]], [[CriticalResearchFailure inaccuracies]], and looks as if it was constructed by a ten-year-old who only watched the trailers for Twilight. Extremely funny to read.
* Web of Dimensions is a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}[=/=]Franchise/{{Digimon}}[=/=]Anime/SailorMoon'' crossover fic has to be read to be believed. Notable in that the [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall author]] went on to become [[OldShame Linkara]].
* [[http://wonderouswaffle.deviantart.com/art/WORLD-WAR-II-185388757 WORLD WAR II]]. It's full of bad formatting, weird incomprehensible phrases and hilariously bad writing. And it's got UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt fighting Hitler and the Japanese in World War II that for some strange reason took place in the [[ArtisticLicenseHistory 1700's]]... It's just got to be experienced to be believed. Maybe you should watch for this fanfic author as well. Possibly a TrollFic? DramaticReading [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCDsDirxC1s here]].
** It contains Franchise/{{Godzilla}}. That makes it a crossover.
* Fanfic/{{The Quest For The Holey Grail}} is a hilariously bad crossover between Arthurian Legend, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, and a host of other things. Features such madness as the Holey Grail actually being the Goblet of Fire, a man made of blood, and Doctor Who sending the heroes to the past, where they eat chicken wings.
* Behold the masterpiece that is [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6641020 Burning Rings of Fire]]. Music/KanyeWest gets his dick ripped off ''in the third sentence'' by a zombie Music/JohnnyCash, and it just gets crazier from there. Involving everyone from [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss Everdeen]] to ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}, this sadly unfinished piece of art is a sight to behold. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42eA02PZf5U Dramatic Reading here.]]
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10440582/1/X-Com-Mass-Effect X-Com: Mass Effect]]. Even for a VideoGame/MassEffect crossover, already infamous for a tendency to make humanity [[HumanityIsSuperior overpowered]], this story stands out for its [[UpToEleven ridiculously overpowered humanity]]. Long story short: All humans are now part of a hive mind, are immortal, can survive nearly any environment, have ridiculously powerful technology (even though it makes [[TechnoBabble absolutely no sense]] and completely contradicts how technologies actually work in the [[VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown XCOM]] canon), have ships so powerful that a single one of them took out nearly ''one hundred'' batarian ships (who are, of course, portrayed as AlwaysChaoticEvil). Add in tons of UnfortunateImplications about slavery, ProtagonistCenteredMorality, an entire paragraph of CostumePorn that '''has''' to be seen to be believed, and random elements from Franchise/{{Halo}}, and you have a spectacularly bad crossover. See it torn apart on Website/LibraryOfTheDamned [[https://literarytravesty.wordpress.com/category/mass-effect/x-com-mass-effect-mass-effect/ here]].
** Eventually, even the author realized how bad the story was, and began [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11698923/1/X-Com-Rebirth a complete rewrite]]... Unfortunately, the rewrite is arguably ''even worse'' than the original. With such "gems" as an official document describing one of humanity's starships as "shaped like it's namesake from the [[Series/StargateSG1 Stargate Television Series]]" and humanity's policy for contacting alien species as "similar to the well known PrimeDirective from [[Franchise/StarTrek 'Star Trek']]" (whoever wrote it should really [[YouWatchTooMuchX watch less TV]]). Also, humanity predicted the horrific outcomes of the Krogan Rebellions and the Geth War before they happened, yet stubbornly refuse to do anything to stop them. Despite all that, they become angry enough to ''threaten to exterminate'' [[DesignatedVillain the turians and the quarians]] after they used the Genophage and tried to shut down the geth, respectively, conveniently ignoring how the krogans committed many war crimes and atrocities during the Rebellions and the geth [[DisproportionateRetribution wiped out more than 99% of the quarians]] in retaliation for trying to shut them down. If anything, this version of humanity is even more self-righteous and unlikable than the previous version. Fortunately, the rewrite [[DeadFic died]] after only one chapter.
* ''[[http://www.ditl.org/pagportalchap1.php Portal]]'' is more or less just a ''Franchise/StarWars''/''Francise/StarTrek'' WhoWouldWin debate with [[ExcusePlot the barest hints of badly-written connective tissue to make it a story]]. What puts it here is that it's a really ''bad'' WhoWouldWin debate, and has remained SnarkBait for years on sites like Website/StarDestroyerDotNet. Highlights include every ''Star Wars'' weapon being useless because one time Picard said an enemy's lasers wouldn't get through the shields, the Death Star's power source being described as a nuclear fusion reactor to justify calling it primitive[[note]]This is taken from an RPG sourcebook which described it only as "fusion"; [[SciFiWritersHave/NoSenseOfEnergy a nuclear fusion reactor with the Death Star's output would be larger than the Death Star itself]][[/note]], Leia being amazed at the existence of Data when she was essentially raised by RidiculouslyHumanRobots, The Force inexplicably not working on ''Star Trek'' characters, and hyperdrive being slower than warp drive despite all canon to the contrary. What follows is several chapters of CurbStompBattle, including the Enterprise-E wiping out entire fleets of Star Destroyers and [[DistressedDamsel Deanna Troi]] defeating [[BigBad Emperor Palpatine,]] so brazen that it sort of runs all the way around to being hilarious in how GodModeSue the Federation is made out to be. It's often opposed to the equally notorious ''Star Destroyers Rampant'', which is every bit as much of a stupidly-reasoned CurbStompBattle for the other side, [[SoBadItsHorrible but with even less pretense of being a story to the point of being unreadable]].
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* ''[[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/59566 The Battle]]'' is apparently a short Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that goes nowhere. It starts with the author inserting somebody named "Trey" who apparently knows karate and beats a bully up. Then they appear out of nowhere inside Yugi's head, then they appear at Yugi's game shop. Infamously, the author even pairs himself up with one of the female characters, Anzu.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6569797/1/BECAUSE_IM_GERMANY BECAUSE I'M GERMANY]] is a hilariously well-written (as in, not having horrid grammar) TrollFic (usually have) from the ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'' fandom. The title itself is the CatchPhrase of the titular character whenever he was asked why he "LIKE TO KEEP IT WARM IN A NICE DOG", or anything else he did, really. Insanity includes [[GratuitousJapanese repeated use of "KAWAII DESU"]] and some GratuitousFrench and [[GratuitousSpanish Spanish]], [[BlindIdiotTranslation Engrish]] done by -of course- Japan, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext someone getting impregnated by TWO BEARS, whale becoming president,]] [[MisterSeahorse Mpreg]], alien babies, necrophiliac, so on, so on...
** A [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] made [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWBJOXJM6Sg several]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gY7mtCdxEI chapters]] and even has some of his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VXxRMfSUCc friends join in]] as kind of like a hobby.
* [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/155173 Dragonball N]] is a piece of flash animation so terrible it's utterly brilliant. 'I can't help but save the day!'
* ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7520529/1/ Fuery Plus Havoc Equals Love]] seems to go out of its way to be as awkward as possible without being a poorly written {{Lemon}}. The entirety of it consists of Havoc backing Fuery into a closet, while Fuery is randomly worrying about whether Havoc knows about his undying love for him. Havoc tells Fuery he loves him, and panics because he thinks he ruined their friendship. Fuery confesses that he loves Havoc too, they make out, and their clothes fall off. Mustang and Edward then walk past where the two were having their... event, and [[OutOfCharacter they act like they saw something only slightly abnormal and shrug it off almost immediately after fleeing the scene.]] The whole thing is hilarious, but Havoc has a line shortly after Mustang and Edward find him and Fuery that is pure ''gold''. This is so awful that one can't help but enjoy it.
* ''([[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6268381/1/goku-nd-freeza-becum-frinds goku nd freeza becum frinds]])''.
** ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hv3hExZwRs Bad Fanfiction Theathre did a video on it]]).
* Hailing from ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam00'', the fandom got a horribly-written fanfic entitled ''Gundam 00M: Marina's Figth'' posted on 4chan's /m/ board. It's full of typos, GratuitousJapanese (also misspelled at times) and creative licensing with the [[NotAsYouKnowThem titular character]], much to the excitement of those who normally hated her. Also featured were some {{crossover}} characters from other [[Anime/MobileSuitGundam Gundam]] series and historical figures such as Eisenhower. As a result, many readers of the supposed troll's piece found themselves [[HilarityEnsues laughing hysterically]]. Unfortunately, the threads were never archived, but [[http://disc.desudesudesu.org/topic.php?t=724&s=0 this]] seems to contain all chapters which actually existed.
* Hamtaro 2, created by [[http://www.youtube.com/user/legendofwii92 LegendofWii]]. [[OldShame The videos are gone]] but it had to have been seen to believed.
** Also by the same guy, My Roommate's a Pokémon� No, seriously.
* [[FanFic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami]]. Light's evil(er) twin brother Dark comes to visit Light's family ([[CreatorProvincialism in America]]), and brings with him the king of the Shinigami and his Manga/DeathNote, which lets you kill someone [[CriticalResearchFailure without knowing their face... or name]]. Sayu meanwhile turns out to be a lesbian and seduces Misa to steal her Death Note, while [[Manga/{{Yotsuba}} Yotsuba]] makes an accidental crossover. Oh, and Light uses the horrifying phrase "better make it a foursome" in reference to his brother and sister IN FRONT OF HIS PARENTS in the most scarring OhCisco moment ''ever''.
** The same author's short-lived attempt at a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfic, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4834138/1/Who_Is_Voldemorts_Dad_The_Tales_of_Vernon_Dursly Who Is Voldemorts Dad? The Tales of Vernon Dursly!]], is equally so-stupid-it's-utterly-hilarious.
*** It contains the exchange, "WHAT? BUT I KILLED YOU!" "Then you did not kill me hard enough". This alone is pretty much worth the price of admission.
* It is almost impossible to accurately describe ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6878187/1/Loves_Grande_Quest Love's Grande Quest]]'' without breaking out in laughter. It is a ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' fic... but Haruhi doesn't appear at all. Her role is given to an obvious PuritySue. The prose is so ridiculously over-the-top that at least one reviewer called it CrazyAwesome. Mikuru is a "dragon maiden" and the villains are so [[ForTheEvulz cartoonish]] and ObviouslyEvil that one has to wonder how the main character ever thought they were trustworthy in the first place.
* [[http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Meduka_meguca Meduka meguca]] is a series of Website/FourChan forum posts intentionally badly reciting the events of Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica. Full of spelling errors and horrendous OffModel pictures, it is nevertheless true to the plot and so extremely awesome it achieved MemeticMutation status.
** It is extremely hard to take [[http://puellamagifanon.wikia.com/wiki/Anastasia%27s_Magical_Wish Anastasia's Magical Wish]] seriously, since it not only does it not make any sense as a Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica fan fic, but it doesn't make sense as a stand-alone story either.
* ''Fanfic/NaretoTheScretOfShiobi'' is pure comedy gold, including things like the "Acutesushi" and Zabuza [[BackFromTheDead coming back to life]] [[ImAHumanitarian to eat Might Guy's corpse]].
* ''FanFic/OjamajoDoremiRiseOfTheShadows'' [[CaptainObvious is an]] ''Anime/OjamajoDoremi'' fic that gives a viable premise that is [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot sadly ruined]] by bad pacing, generic plot, [[GenericDoomsdayVillain bland villains]], an AssPull or two, and finally a DeusExMachina. It has spelling and grammar errors along with a few internal notes. The author herself even flat out says in some notes that she [[CreatorsApathy "[does] not care"]]. The [[AuthorTract rants]] she gives are relatively laughable, so it makes up for it there.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6319755/1/One_night_of_the_drop_of_rain One night of the drop of rain]]'' is an ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'' fanfic in the same way ''Lisa is Pregnant'' is a ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' fanfic. It reads like a BlindIdiotTranslation, with bits of other languages that didn't quite translate peppered throughout, but from the looks of it, it wouldn't have made much sense in its original language anyway. The story begins with America and England having sex ([[IKEAErotica or]] [[MindScrew something]]) when Canada bursts in and [[{{Twincest}} professes his love for America]]. Then Kumajirou shows up and [[InterspeciesRomance professes]] ''[[InterspeciesRomance his]]'' [[InterspeciesRomance love for Canada]], except he turns into Alaska and... you know what, there's no coherent plot to be found. Nothing we could say could possibly do it justice. Read it for yourself, if you want to make sense of it--not that that provides much of a clearer picture.
** Amazing how much WTF-ery can be put into so few words. It seems that Canada is raping England at one point... [[MindScrew or something.]] And then it got to where Kumajrou/Alaska raped and killed Canada when he rejected its love... [[MindScrew or did]] ''[[MindScrew something]]''. It turns out that the reader is America ([[RuleSixtyThree who's apparently a she]]) and the narrator is England... [[MindScrew apparently.]] And then America and England embrace each other again as if nothing happened. [[MindScrew It's even]] ''[[SerialEscalation more]]'' [[MindScrew surreal than it sounds.]]
*** And then there's the random line "boku wa roshia," which is GratuitousJapanese for "I am Russia." [[EpilepticTrees Is this supposed to have been written by him?]]
*** And then there's a line in the fic that confirms that this fanfic was indeed a BlindIdiotTranslation: "_TRANSLATION ERROR_ said the England in the surprised."
* ''Fanfic/PokemonAttackOfMewtwo'', in which [[strike:Mewtwo]] [[{{Retcon}} Mewthree]] blows up Oak's lab for no reason and the MarySue protagonist's Pokémon are altered using "genetics" to fight his clone army. The spelling and grammar are what really make the fic. Possibly a TrollFic. Definitely bad.
* ''FanFic/SnowAngels'' is a LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya fic that focuses on [[{{Yuri}} Yuki and Mikuru]]. If you think that this is here for {{Relationship Writing Fumble}}s, you are dead wrong. This fic is listed here because of the [[RuleOfFunny over-the-top wackiness]] and {{Narm}}. Canon is thrown out the window practically from the first chapter due to RuleOfCool, featuring such gems as Mikuru getting a HumongousMecha and a dinosaur, and pretty much every battle is a [[CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp.]] Sadly, it has now been taken down.
* [[http://www.big-big-truck.com/bebop/twfe.html Teh Wirst Fanfic Evar!!1]] is the creation of some people who can actually write, done as a jape to mock horrible fanfiction. Succeeds hilariously. Included: toe rape.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3099811/1/Todai_Days Todai Days]]'' is an Manga/AzumangaDaioh fic featuring the girls at Tokyo University (which BTW is almost Japan's equivalent to Harvard)[[note]]It should be pointed out that near the end of the series, it's implied that the girls are going to separate universities from each other, with some, such as Osaka and Yomi, of all people, having more difficulty than others getting in[[/note]], where they're picked up by some [[SelfInsertFic self insert]] {{Gary Stu}}s. What puts this fic in this column is Kaorin turning from ShrinkingViolet SchoolgirlLesbian to full-bore AxCrazy {{Yandere}} when Sakaki goes out with one of the guys, beating them nearly to death [[OnceAnEpisode almost once every chapter]]. {{Narm}}iest line: "No, he's gonna pay! IN BLOOD!!!"
* ''WebAnimation/TokyoCrystalMew'' is your standard ''Manga/TokyoMewMew'' SpinOffspring fanfic, or it would be if it weren't turned into its own animated series using MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker. After the initial shock wears off, it kind of becomes hard to outright hate it. (Especially the later episodes, which show an improvement in the artwork and pacing.) Even 4chan has the occasional FanArt thread dedicated to it.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3234823/1/Voltes_V_versus_Voltron_The_Godaikin_Wars Voltes V vs Voltron: the Godaikin Wars]]'' The only English language ''Anime/VoltesV'' fanfic on the Net is an eighty-four chapter of what appears to be an angry ''Voltes V'' fanboy's treatise on his [[HateFic irrational hatred]] for ''Anime/{{Voltron}}''. With the superficial premise of a villain named Paul the [[UnfortunateImplications Imjad]] stealing the Galaxy Alliance's "Encyclopedia Universale" microfilm and framing the Voltes team for it; both villain and microfilm were completely forgotten in favor of Voltron having [[WrittenSoundEffect sound effect]]-laden battles with Voltes V, as well as ''Anime/CombattlerV'', ''Anime/{{Daimos}}'', ''Anime/ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman'' and even ''Series/SpaceSheriffShaider'', and gets its ass handed to it every time. The Voltron Team's canon heroic personalities were all thrown out of the window and replaced with straw {{Jerkass}} and StrawLoser attributes in an attempt of the author to discredit them, but it's all to [[{{Anvilicious}} anviliciously]] drive the point that Voltron is absolute crap and is not deserving of all the attention. Add the RougeAnglesOfSatin, blatant plagiarism [[note]]Apparently, the author thought that making Keith recite the lines of ''Voltes V'''s villain Prince Heinel is a good idea.[[/note]], outright {{Flanderization}} [[note]]The most egregious example would be Prof. Sakunji's SadistTeacher {{Jerkass}} tendencies cranked UpToEleven.[[/note]], one {{Poison Oak Epileptic Tree|s}} after another, and the rather [[InsaneTrollLogic amusing]] [[LogicalFallacies posturing]] of the author in response to the angry Voltron fans (just read his "answer" to said Voltron fan [[http://godaikinwars.blogspot.com/ here]]); and we get an epic FanWank of the highest order.
* Fanfic/ChlorineGrownRoses is a Anime/{{Free}} badfic. Chock-full of spelling and grammar errors, unnecessary ellipses, declarations of the author's love for {{yaoi}}, and emoticons inserted in dialogue, it features an [[EmoTeen emo]] MarySue who seems to cry every ten seconds named Azusa Kimber Tachibana, who is the extremely wealthy, orphaned long-lost cousin of Makoto Tachibana. One day, after getting a random letter in the mail from Makoto, she moves to Japan with her cousin. Later in the fic, another self-insert, this time of the beta reader, Akira Tomuson, is introduced. [[RelationshipSue Azusa]] is paired with Rin Matsuoka.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle]]'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, a hilarious way the Yugis figure out the Mind Shuffle, and an ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* FanFic/TheDarkerKnight is a self-admitted Franchise/{{Batman}} TrollFic. After being falsely accused of murder, Batman teams up with his cousin (aptly named "Batcousin") to hunt down Two-Face. HilarityEnsues... as well as a bajillion celebrity cameos.
* ''Fanfic/GarfieldInAlongCameASplut'' had to rank as one of the [[MindScrew most nonsensical]] fanfics ever written. The plot, if it can even be called that, [[RandomEventsPlot makes no sense at all,]] and abuses MassiveMultiplayerCrossover without any given explanation, and combines callous character behavior (Garfield throws Odie to the ''moon'' [[FelonyMisdemeanor for just being in his way]]) with inexcusable bouts of CowboyBebopAtHisComputer (It starts with Garfield playing a video game about [[IAmNotShazam a guy named Metroid]], and later he encounters a guy literally named ''Film/BladeRunner'', who runs on roller blades) and tops it all off with one heck of a GainaxEnding, ripped almost wholesale from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''. It had to be read to be believed. Eventually, the author came forward and said that the story was a TrollFic written as a cheap joke [[WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants in literally half an hour]], and he also [[CreatorBacklash disowned it]] due to its needlessly mean spirited content. He took the story offline altogether, making it impossible to read the fic now.
* Once upon a time, a Franchise/{{Batman}} fan decided to write a [[FilkSong song parody]]. Specifically, one based on "[[Music/LadyGaga Poker Face]]" entitled "[[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]] Face". Though painfully obvious, the idea isn't without potential... but not when the "parody" [[RefugeInAudacity consists only of the original lyrics with "Joker" in place of "poker"]].
* [[http://foxtrotdiscussionarea.yuku.com/topic/2008/Peter-s-Revelation Peter's Revelation]], a ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' fanfic that re-defines RandomEventsPlot.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/TheHumanCentipede: Love at First Bite''. [[http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=4026 MST here.]] A [[PornWithoutPlot PWP]] fic that attempts to make the original film [[LighterAndSofter lighter and softer]] by pairing a MarySue with Doctor Heiter, who's [[DracoInLeatherPants lost all his evil depravity]] and just wants to boff her brains out. Would be in SoBadItsHorrible territory if it weren't for the author's use of [[UnusualEuphemism unusual euphemisms]] such as "his bratwurst" "her Santa's Grotto" and "plundering the village". WebVideo/TheFanFictionCritic also mocks it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wksi_P9ZpmU here]].
* ''Root Her!'', an utterly insane ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' fanfic that revolves around an extra named "Joffrey" (apparently named after the actor who played him) getting raped to death and eaten by a female velociraptor while Muldoon watches and masturbates. It would normally be horrifying were it not for the fact that the author was obviously having a blast trying to think of the most ludicrous PurpleProse and [[UnusualEuphemism unusual euphemisms]] imaginable to refer to what's going on; the act of Muldoon jerking off is referred to as him "energetically pumping his purple shotgun", the raptor is described as a "carrion-scented Aphrodite", Joffrey gets sprayed with "[[{{Squick}} putrid velociraptor love Tabasco]]", the word "velocigina" is used at one point... it just goes on and on in a carousel of WTF-ery. Read the Topless Robot MST-ing of it [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/fan_fiction_friday_jurassic_park_guys_and_a_veloci.php here]].
** The worst thing about this? The author actually seems to be a competent writer.
* [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]. [[Blog/ToplessRobot And]]. [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/10/fan_fiction_friday_yoda_in_yoda_and_tequila.php Tequila]].
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[[folder:Literature]]
* The infamous '''''Fanfic/MyImmortal''''', a plotless Harry Potter fic that stars Ebony Dark'ness Dementia [[strike:Raven]] [[strike:Tara]] Raven Way, a "[[{{goth}} goff]]" [-[end sarcasm quotes]-] MarySue pastiche (mostly JerkSue) with "icy blue eyes like limpid tears" who's SoBeautifulItsACurse. The author managed to turn everyone into either a [[strike:goth]] "goffik" or a prep (like Dumbledore, who has a robe with Avril Lavigne on it) and the spelling gets [[RougeAnglesOfSatin worse and worse]] through the fanfic. Whether she's a {{troll}} or if the author was serious when she wrote it is under debate, but if it's a joke, that means she's [[StealthParody one of the most meticulous trolls in history]]. It's the only fanfic that's been turned into a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuU movie]] and a [[http://www.lulu.com/content/4297526 published novel]]. It's also been translated into a dozen languages.
** ''My Immortal'' isn't so bad it's good, it's ''so horrible it's awesome.''
** The part about being translated into a dozen languages is especially impressive, since it was barely even written in English. Try listening to a dramatic reading of it without reading along.
* ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20010423131650/http://www.greyarchive.com/Celebrian.htm Celebrian]]'' has a whole meta-game around it based on trying to get people with weak stomachs to [[SelfImposedChallenge read it]]. Even then, the story has its fans simply for being full of {{Narm}} and for being so laughably over-the-top in its {{Squick}}iness that it CrossesTheLineTwice. Someone even started a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC4Mo9dpGFY dramatic reading.]]
--> '''Reviewer:''' It's not that it's so disgusting, but it goes ON AND ON. And it's so BORING. How can torture, S&M and all that other crap be so irrevocably BORING? Half the time I don't even go 'ew'. I just look at the scroll bar and think, "What? Not even halfway through? GOD!"
* Not nearly as bad, but still a sterling example of how crappy fanfiction can get, is the Harry Potter tale called ''Fanfic/ASadStory''. It's a oneshot wherein Harry is regularly beaten by Uncle Vernon, falls in love with a girl with her own abusive guardian, and is killed. The author doesn't give a damn about continuity, characterization, or common sense. ('... he grabbed Harry by the neck and dragged him to the garden Shed. He padlocked the door with at least 20 locks.')
** "... His Uncle then pulled out a shotgun, [[HollywoodSilencer with a silencer on it]]..."
** Or Uncle Vernon's line, "It's too late, my dear".
* "Fanfic/AfterTheAbusePartOne" commits the cardinal sin of making ''My Immortal'' look coherent by comparison. It turns Snape into an AxCrazy psychopath who brutalizes and murders the Dursleys for unspecified [[TitleDrop "abuse"]] of Harry, then decides to randomly commit a terrorist attack by blowing up a city with a nuclear bomb. Oh, and in case you're wondering, there's no Part Two.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7285976/1/the_awesome_adventures_of_amynda_in_the_fayz the awesome adventures of amynda in the fayz!!!!!]] is basically Fanfic/MyImmortal [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] [[Literature/{{Gone}} the Gone series]]. It has literally no plot, manages to combine NoBisexuals with EveryoneIsBi, and has such egregious ProtagonistCenteredMorality that the "good guys" literally ''whip young children'' for fun, while the "antagonists" don't seem to be guilty of anything but existing.
* The ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfic "FanFic/BecomingFemale". It starts off as the usual Harry-is-turned-into-a-girl-by-a-potion-accident-and-gets-paired-with-[[DracoInLeatherPants Draco]] story, but then it gets [[strike:worse]] better. All the male characters disliked by the author, particularly [[RonTheDeathEater Ron]], are "[[StrawMisogynist sexist]]" in a ridiculously over-the-top manner and [[CardCarryingVillain even refer to themselves as "sexist"]]. Female characters disliked by the author tolerate this and are thus considered "sluts". Might be a TrollFic, but it's hard to tell as the author claims it's partially a comedy, which would explain the occasional random humor ("At that moment, Dumbledore rode into the hospital wing on a unicycle wearing an old-fashioned bathing suit."). You can see a DramaticReading of the first half of chapter one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQdTCTOZa8 here]].
** The Troll Fic hypothesis seems likely, given that each chapter starts with an utterly insane description of what all the female character are wearing, as well as the near-constant "I also had underwear on".
** There's a sporking [[http://www.whygodwhy.org/t3236-becoming-female here]]. There used to be a sequel titled "Being Female", but it seems to have been deleted. It included a memorable part where "Crystal" is sent back to live with the Dursleys, who turn out to be "Christian fundamentalists" and the portrayal is as ridiculous as you're imagining. The first chapter, at least, survives [[http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i-just-felt-like-i-needed-to-share-this?before=1325887270 here]].
* Another ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fanfic with the delightful name of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2488516/4/The_Chronicles_of_Merlin_The_Return The Chronicles of Merlin: The Return]]'', which features Harry as [[GodModeSue the reincarnation of Merlin]]. Pretty much everyone (save maybe Ron and Hermione) are OutOfCharacter, and includes such gems as Draco inviting Harry to stay over the summer, but adding "My father still has a problem with mixed bloods and the poor, so Ron and Hermione can't come".
* What happens when you take an original-flavour ''Literature/HarryPotter'' MarySue, pair her with RonTheDeathEater and heap on the DeusAngstMachina until it crosses the line from tragedy to [[{{Narm}} hilarity]] and sends her into the willing arms of [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco Malfoy]]? You get ''FanFic/DarkSecrets'', which can be read in its {{NSFW}} entirety [[http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600009171 here.]]
* ''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'', which is what you get if you combine the plot coherence of ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'', the prose composition of ''Literature/TheEyeOfArgon'' and the tastefulness of ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''. Featured on [[http://weepingcock.livejournal.com/493436.html weepingcock]] [[http://weepingcock.livejournal.com/553947.html twice]], and described by one sporker as "[[DamnedByFaintPraise not quite as bad as]] ''Hogwarts Exposed''".
* A similar [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5436269/1/Forbiden_Fruit_the_tempation_of_Edward_Cullen Twilight Badfic]] by the name of [[Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen]]. Atlantiana Rebekah [[AuthorAvatar "Tiaa"]] Loren, a [[JerkSue moody]] [[ValleyGirl young lady]] who speaks in internet acronyms, enrolls at [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Forks High]], where she promptly [[BlackHoleSue grabs everyone's attention]], including that of [[strike:the hawt pale guy]] Edward Cullen, who is now speaking a baffling combination of YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe and ALL CAPS, a 'fat and bald' uncle who subjects her to two paragraphs of IKEAErotica rape, and a 'tall white man' who announces himself to be her father. Combine this with the protagonist's status as a gothic vampire and the fact that the story positivley thrives on RougeAnglesOfSatin, and claims that this may be Fanfic/MyImmortal's greatest rival thus far don't seem too far off. Also, there's a talking panda bear. A talking, ''gay'' panda bear.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5403689/1/Forbidden_Love_The_Iliad Forbidden Love: The Iliad]]. It's only one paragraph long, but what a paragraph it is. The fact that it's about [[Literature/TheIliad the freaking Iliad]] only makes it worse.
** *better
* ''The Girl Who Lived'' series, a half-rewrite (the other half is just ported directly from the actual books themselves with minor tweaks) of the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' books with a GenderFlip and a whole lot of other changes. Pretty much the biggest and most direct CanonDefilement possible, it starts out by arrogantly decrying J.K. Rowling for screwing up the series and goes about "fixing" it by removing every single one of Harry's flaws while also (intentionally or unintentionally) completely changing his personality to a [[SociopathicHero Sociopathic "Hero"]]. Instead of a ruthlessly oppressed kid living under the stairs that eventually becomes a mediocre wizard with heart, "Rose" is now the poster child of NewPowersAsThePlotDemands (with plenty of "hey, look at me, I'm cool!" stuff to go with it) while getting away with pretty much everything. Watch as the series completely paves over everything "bad" about the canon and introduces {{Plot Hole}}s by the truckload! Marvel as Rose torments her "friends" in ways that make Voldemort seem tolerable! Endure as the series goes to extreme lengths for AuthorAppeal while denying it every step of the way! One would suspect a troll like ''FanFic/MyImmortal'', but if so, it's certainly an obsessive one.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5134196/1/Goffik_Blood Goffik Blood]]'', another ''MyImmortal'' clone that would probably be unremarkable if not for how completely and utterly ''bizarre'' it is. As one would imagine, the spelling and grammar are [[RougeAnglesOfSatin atrocious]], but it's also littered with author's notes in which the writer halts the plot to make strange proclamations like "LUV TRAUMAS R ZO HOT" or "vampyrs arnt homo sapeins", and to call the story itself a RandomEventsPlot would be a severe understatement. It has something to do with MarySue character Goffika Sorrows randomly falling in love with Voldemort (also known in-story as "[[MyImmortal Volxemort]]", "VOLDEMRTRT", and on one notable occasion, "VOLDNEBGREOUUBU"), and then killing him, Enoby herself making a cameo only to [[DroppedABridgeOnHim die as well]], Voldemort inexplicably coming back to life to get "TREVENGE", only to fall in love with Goffika and rape her "sexily", a skirt that can destroy things, Hagrid getting sacrificed to "Stan", a talking horse that was actually Goffika's friend Blood who also raped her but then didn't... really, absolutely ''nothing'' in this fic follows logically from anything else. The entire thing is a huge, poorly-spelled MindScrew.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7542165/1/Harry_Potter_Gay_Demon Harry Potter, Gay Demon,]]'' a fanfic about how Harry wakes up one day looking incredibly sexy. He then proceeds to have sex with anything from Sirius in dog form to all five Weasly brothers at once. He somehow winds up being Hogwarts' (and, namely, Draco's) SexSlave. Notable for the [[BiggusDickus massive cock sizes,]] absurd amounts of semen, emphasis on Harry's 'man-pussy' and its usage of {{Not If They Enjoyed It Rationalization}}s.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8608569/1/Harry-s-Darkness Harry's Darkness]]''--it's like ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' the [[SlashFic Slash]] and MPreg edition.
* [[http://eragon-sporkings.wikispaces.com/Hermione%27s+New+Change+Chapters Hermione's New Change]] is about Hermione finding out she's adopted and is actually Draco's cousin, and of course they enter an incestuous relationship. Only the first two chapters are here because it was deleted from the original site, but it still contains some gems.
** [[http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1261162488/81-120 Here]] is a copy of the full story.
* Fanfic/HermionesTalent is basically what you get if you throw ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' into a blender with ''[[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer]]'' and ''Series/{{Glee}}''. It's every bit as hilariously terrible as you'd expect. The fraction of the fic that isn't copy-pasted [[AnachronismStew anachronistic]] [[SongFic song lyrics]] sports [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horrible spelling and grammar]] and [[ObligatorySwearing everyone says "fuck" every other word]]. There are [[FeaturelessPlaneOfDisembodiedDialogue no descriptions]], everyone is wildly {{OOC}} and Hermione's ''actual'' [[TheSmartGirl talent]] is [[IdiotBall nowhere to be seen]]. And as if all that wasn't enough, there's a [[GratuitousRape random pointless rape scene]].
* [[Fanfic/ThirtyHs HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]], a.k.a. Thirty Hs. Think ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' if it were written by Music/TenaciousD on paper made of the brain matter of David Cronenberg using a pen made of a severed dragon cock turned into a Super Soaker, and [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Liquid Schwartz]] was the ink. Particularly impressive in that it's so indescribably twisted that ''it has no flames'' in over a hundred reviews. '''Warning:''' starts out somewhat [[{{Squick}} squicky]], but gets much worse after about chapter three.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4 A full dramatic reading]]
*** "Bugger your Darkmeal, faggart of a thousand suns."
*** [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe "And what of it? Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?"]]
*** Dumbledore's immortal line, "Harry, you must rock the fuck out."
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4544277/1/Hidden_Prophices Hidden]] [[strike: Prophecies]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4544277/1/Hidden_Prophices Prophices]] is likely a trollfic, but it's still hilarious as it can be. It's a ''Literature/WarriorCats'' fanfic and you've really just got to see it to believe it.
** Part of what makes it so hilarious is that, with its actually okay-ish grammar and spelling, it genuinely seems like a ten-year-old girl doing her damnedest.
* ''Hogwarts Exposed'', in general it's just plain bad but some of the dialogue edges into SoBadItsGood. "Most certainly it's wrong to expose your private area!"
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6216672/1/ Hogwarts of Heaven by Silver Suffering.]] Every single chapter of this... thing makes no sense. Here is an example with the first sentence. "Chestere Le Valiente played a rocking electric guitar solo on his shiny wooden saxaphone and wondered what life would be like if he was a female 16 year old Indonesian gymnast who was secretly working to bring down the government and force the world to wear pink tuxedos." Random cameos include Squall Leonhart, Penelope Pitstop, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chuck Norris, Shinji Ikari and Dorothy Zbornak. Also, the author seems to plan to write 100 chapters of this...
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10775420/1/Horny-demigods-and-gods Horny demigods and gods]] is a [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy Jackson]] fanfic by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6228256/Connorkenway00 Connorkenway00]] is either this or a masterfully done [[Main/TrollFic trollfic]]. The author's first fanfic, the story [[Main/PornWithoutPlot or lack thereof]], writing style, title and description, and less than strong grammar fit the definition of smut to a T. The spontaneous sex scenes and bizarre dialogue, such as Annabeth's "sexist bra" is side splitting.
* The Harry Potter fanfic ''FanFic/ImmaWiserd'' deserves some mention; the story is beyond absurd. Everyone is a gangster or a white "rassist" in Hogwarts, including Harry Potter who as it turns out is black but a white actor was chosen instead for the audience. Perhaps its defining sequence is a game of Qudditch where not only are all the houses in play, but the Ravenclaw team are all killed by Voldemort ''before'' the match begins, leaving the lead characters Soulja and Harry to win the game... and then the Ku Kux Klan appear and start shooting at the protagonists.
** The writer of this is hilariously convinced that Snape is a Jew because he knows big words (i.e. non-slang words) and thus has him use [[GreedyJew a giant dollar bill]] like a [[MagicCarpet flying carpet]]. Later on, Hermione decides not to travel back in time, to when Biblical figures attended Hogwarts (!) with Pontius Pilate (Or "Pumpass Pilot") as headmaster (!!), based on the absence of pretty dresses and ''sewing machines'' (!!!) in the past.
** Did we mention that Hermione's Patronus is a ''vacuum cleaner''?
* Recently rediscovered by snarker Serkadios, ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TheKronicalsOfRebeccaSwansin'' has been sitting on fanfiction.net for about two years, almost completely unnoticed. Since being found, though, it has gained love (and several [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/discussion.php?id=glm3mcu8iwurcnqkaxgrgx8j headcanons]] and one FanFic, possibly with more coming soon) by the same people who brought you the FanFic/BrewdeningLoveExpandedUniverse.
* ''Fanfic/TheLastWar'' ''would'' be terrible for the way it turns Harry into a GaryStu, Ron into an [[DomesticAbuse abusive]] monster, Hermione [[{{Chickification}} into a]] DistressedDamsel and later a murderer and bigamist who [[KarmaHoudini never faces any consequences]] and Ginny into the third [[ComicBook/{{Viz}} Fat Slag]]. However, the [[AngstDissonance overwrought angst]] drives it here instead. Even before they start dancing to [[EarWorm "Always"]] by {{Erasure}}, whose [[RobotUnicornAttack connotations]] seem to have escaped the author.
* [[LordOfTheRings Legolas]]: Back to the Future, which is basically a Canadian teenage girl's diary with Legolas stuck in somehow. Notable for its aggressive wholesomeness and lack of nearly any standard "Fictional Character is 'Bamfed' Into The Real World" tropes. The fic's gone from fanfiction.net now, but you can find an [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MSTing]] [[http://www.keithpalmer.ca/mst3k/legolas.html here.]]
** Particular note must be made of the shamelessly blatant {{Mary Sue}}ness of main character Crystal, who reveals her self as (in no particular order): an excellent cook, singer, musician, dancer, horseback rider, mechanic, a practitioner of La Savate[[note]]a French, kick-based martial art[[/note]] capable of throwing standing kicks above Legolas' head, a church youth group leader, possessing of a DeathGlare that could cow anyone (including Legolas) and she teaches a music class[[note]]Granted, it's a ''tambourine'' class, but still[[/note]] at the local community center. And oh yeah, she's also telepathic and telekinetic.
* ''Fanfic/LegolasByLaura'' is a ''masterpiece'' of [[RougeAnglesOfSatin terrible spelling]], worse grammar, BeigeProse, and incredible amounts of {{Narm}} ("... and then one of the Orcs [[RougeAnglesOfSatin striped]] her [[GratuitousRape and then he raped her]] and then Laura said "[[DullSurprise go away you bastard]]"."). Best experienced in [[LargeHam hammy]] DramaticReading form, courtesy of Man Without A Body: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg]]
* ''Fanfic/MoonDaughter'': According to one reviewer, "So this is what [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy Jackson]] would look like if it was written by a 13-year-old with a low IQ while high." It follows an emo MarySue, Flavia Knight, the only daughter of Artemis, as she hates on preps and blondes, bashes the {{Out Of Character}} {{Canon}} cast, and tries to decide whether to be a [[CelibateHero virgin]] "like her mom" or seduce Nico di Angelo. Or Alabaster Torrington. Or Hades. Or Chiron... (the list goes on.) Also features Mr. D. watching porn, Annabeth being turned into a "grape with no soul," and lines such as:
-->"Hate drove me like preemium fule."\\\
"Kronos laughed like Hitler after killing a Jew."
* [[http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?chapterid=295013 My first Christmas with Harry potter]]. Yes, it's awful wish fulfilment. But it's worth it to see dialogue like this:
-->'' "Harry potter stop your going to make me drop this." missy said giggling''
-->'' "Hey you did promise me that we could have some adult fun time when I got home from work." Harry said''
-->'' "Ok we will have some adult fun time now." missy said''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3853633/1/Passion_Night Passion Night]], a mercifully short [[Literature/HarryPotter Lupin/Sirius]] SlashFic complete with IKEAErotica, [[BiggusDickus 10-inch wangs]] and [[FetishRetardant lovingly described fluids.]] Not to mention ShapeshiftingSquick. Features the following hilarious exchange (yes, all those vowels were in the original):
-->"COME ON BABY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sirius shouted.\\
"IF I GO ANY FASTER WE WILL BE AT [[FasterThanLightTravel HYPER SPEEEEEED!"]] Lupin shouted trying not to moan while he shouted.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1837471/1/Phoenixs_Life Phoenix's Life]] is a Harry Potter fanfic which has achieved legendary status on Pottersues for one {{Narm}}tastic line:
-->''But Harry's body skimmed the surface of the lake and then, in a true blaze of glory, [[FlatWhat he transformed into a magnificent phoenix]]. And some say, as he soared into the sun set, that he yelled "[[{{Wangst}} IT'S MY LIFE]]" before he retreated into the clouds to never return.''
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11507230/1/Pride-Predujice-the-Wedding-Edition Pride & Predujice, the Wedding Edition]] is an [[AnachronismStew anachronistic]], [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horribly-spelled]] ''Literature/{{Pride And Prejudice}}'' fanfic involving a werewolf-fighting Lizzy Bennet, an armour-plated Pemberley, laser-eyed Edward Rochester, and Jane Eyre wielding nunchuks.
* The ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' fanfic ''Shadow Rapes Matthias''. Well, at least you can't say it doesn't [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin deliver what it promises]]. Crash course: Matthias is the mouse hero, and Shadow is the ninja-thief-rat sent by the villain to infiltrate Redwall Abbey. In canon, they were onstage together for about three seconds, which consisted of a fight/chase scene as Shadow attempted to get the MacGuffin back to [[BigBad his boss]]. {{MST}}'d [[http://rc88.dreamwidth.org/6045.html here]]. Be warned that Matthias is, for no apparent reason but the obvious, noted to be 13, at least according to WordOfGod and the [[AdaptationDistillation TV series]]. The author's note which says so ''could'' be a clumsily phrased attempt at saying he's meant to be older in the fic, but just in case. The same author did two more fics, featuring Martin the Warrior and numerous other male characters performing [[BiggusDickus physically]] [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex implausible actions]], which are also [=MSTed=] on the linked blog. Watch out for the completely random ''Literature/{{Spellsinger}}'' ShoutOut.
** The MST is nothing short of brilliant, for all three of this horrible author's works. Bonus points for bringing in [[EnsembleDarkhorse Romsca]] for the last MST, which turns out exactly as twistedly awesome as one could hope.
-->"The high warm sun shone down on Cluny the Scourge ..."\\
"Cluny was c-"\\
[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon "If either of you finish that sentence, I'm going to hang you both from each other's intestinal tracts!"]]
* [[http://manty64.deviantart.com/gallery/26596887 SHERLOK HOMS]], a trollfic written by famous DA troll Manty64 in which [[Franchise/SherlockHolmes "Sherlok Homs"]], [[WebVideo/BenDrowned Ben]], and [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Wallace Wells]] must catch [[MickeyMouse "Soicide Mouse"]] and [[SonicTheHedgehog "Soicide Sonic"]].
* [[http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544209584 Shits Bricks]], a seven-line "poem" about how [[Literature/HarryPotter Severus Snape]]... [[NonIndicativeName doesn't actually shit bricks]] but [[{{Fartillery}} farts them]].
* Again in Literature/{{Redwall}}, the TransplantedCharacterFic FanFic/SoullessShell, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3940868/1/soulless_shell found here]]. Loaded with AccidentalInnuendo, NoPunctuationPeriod, a MartyStu to end all Marty Stus ... {{MST}} can be found [[http://lycaenion.livejournal.com/tag/sporking here]].
-->'''He slashed him in the stomach then he hit him on the floor now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity'''
-->Lyulf: Huh, I guess the sword ''wasn't'' [[FreudWasRight overcompensatin']], love.
* Behold NickTheSwing's terrible, but hilarious, fan fiction of Harry Potter: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5048758/1/Stand_My_Ground Stand My Ground]], the My Immortal Parody designed to exceed My Immortal!
* ''FanFic/StarkitsProphecy''. There are thousands of horrific ''Literature/WarriorCats'' fanfics out there, due to its tendency to attract young readers who don't really understand the plot, but this one takes the cake. The "plot" begins when [=StarClan=] recieves a prophecy, obviously regarding [[PuritySue a]] [[RelationshipSue sparkling]] MarySue [[SympatheticSue known]] [[GodModeSue as]] [[BlackHoleSue [=StarKit=]]], proclaiming that "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." It goes downhill from there. [=StarGleam=] winds up with at least four toms in love with her ([[{{Squick}} all of whom are much older than she is, and one of whom is her great grandfather]]), becomes a warrior after [[MouthfulOfPi 3.14]] days of apprenticeship, delivers the (brutally massacred) ''[[ArtisticLicenseReligion Ten Commandments]]'' [[WritersCannotDoMath (of which there are eleven)]] [[AuthorFilibuster in an obvious attempt to evangelize the writer's own beliefs]], takes over as leader when Firestar steps down for her, and has many more RougeAnglesOfSatin-filled adventures. It's truly magnificent, be it a TrollFic or not.
** [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Highlights]] include:
*** [[MemeticMutation "And held out... SOME JEW!"]]
*** "[[FreudianSlip [=GayStrip=]]] locked at hr meanly."
*** "Wit a rar like an volcano [[FreudianSlip erection]] she jumped at [=StarGlaem=]!"
*** "'!' said [=StarPaw=] ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!"
*** "'WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO [[BlackComedyRape MOLE STRAEP]] ME?1?'"
*** "'theyre names were [=DawnSpark;e=] and... [[CargoShip Stick/]] saud [=JayFeather=]."
*** "Everyone jumped at the [[FreudianSlip Ho]][[Literature/{{Seekers}} Bare!]]"
*** "AND THEN STARGLEAM [[UsefulNotes/HowDoIUsedTense WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"
*** "'[[BigNo MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]!11!1!1!11!' yelled [=StarGleamStar=] walking up. She juts culdnt be in loe with [=HawkForest=] she just could!11!1!11!"
* ''Fanfic/ThomasJoshman'' is a series of... well, he never ''says'' they're Literature/HarryPotter fan fics, but it's set in a world just like Harry Potter. Almost every character or concept has a clear equivalent (Tom = Harry, Tim = Ron, Quelfree = Snape, Bendrist = Dumbledore, Milkenshland = Hogwarts, Teams 1-10 = the Houses, etc.), and it isn't unusual for actual phrases to be lifted (albeit misspelled and out of context) from the Harry Potter books themselves. It also includes bizarre dialogue, including quite a lot of ridiculously specific times ("He saw Quelfree scold Frederick for being on the pitch 2 ¼ seconds late"). Strange equivalents are chosen for Harry Potter's plot points - for example, whereas Harry was suspicious about the wound on Snape's leg, Tom was suspicious about Quelfree's "scrunchy face" (your guess is as good as ours about what that means). The author sometimes seems to forget which things are different from Harry Potter - for example, Milkenshland looks like a "normal human-looking school" in the first book, but it's a castle in the others, and the plane they take to school is referred to as a "train" at least twice. Some characters are also incredibly stupid, managing to forget key plot points just so that the reader can find them out in advance. Tom is even amazed that Tim knows the names of their ''closest friends'', apparently never managing to learn them himself. A few more quotes:
--> "[A] Team 10 boy with blonde hair walked up the corridor and said 'Haha its Joshy. His stupid famous 30 year old mother was a pile of sweaty socks. Births in 1981. She would've died if that idiot Joshy wasn't born'.[[note]]Yes, he said "Births in 1981." In the middle of his exposition-filled insult.[[/note]]"
--> "Quelfree looked like he just been battered by a bowling ball so Tom said to Tim 'Has he been battered by a bowling ball' until Tim was confused and asked 'What's a bowling ball' Tom said nevermind and Quelfree gave them both detentions for no reason."
--> "'What's a Crinker' asked Tom. 'Evil dolphins that can survive on land, they feed on Human and Wizard prey for jokes and cannibalize their own species when they die for fun' explained Tim. Suddenly a green eyed dolphin grabbed Tom's leg and it got bitten off. Tim helped Tom to the hospital quickly until Oswald met Tim again and tripped them over into the Crinkers. Tim lost an ear and a nose while Tom lost a hand and 3 eyelashes. Tom woke up in the hospital a week later with 50 bandages on him."

* ''Fanfic/TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre'' stars "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" who was later renamed "Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen". It contains a gratuitous [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffi The Vampir Slayer]] Cameo, a thoroughly OOC Bella, now cast as an AlphaBitch-esque cheerleader, Tiaa doing a OperationJealousy with Edward's dad [[spoiler: who turns out the be the devil]], and [[spoiler: Edward, Twila, and Hamez killing Bella, and then [[ExtremeOmnivore eating her bed.]]]]
* The ''Warrior Cats of [=WolfClan=]'' series by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3926442/flamestripe-of-wolfclan Flamestripe of Wolfclan]]. A massive Marty Stu, ridiculous plot devices (like everything randomly going backwards, a cat with a cowboy hat, and talking wolves who bring cats back to life), a skewed sense of morality, how every single time a cat dies their tail twitches and they're okay, and the overblown nature of the story, create a masterpiece of bad writing.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3615358/1/Warrior_Mouse_Code Warrior Mouse Code]] is a Literature/WarriorCats fanfic... about the clans' prey. Bad grammar, a Marty Stu who, even though being a mouse, befriends Firepaw, is teased for being a half-breed,as a habit of spouting curse words constantly and is made 'second deputy' because that's just how the mouse clans work. Seriously.
* [[http://www.dglenn.org/humour/poohborg.html Winnie The Pooh Assimilated By The Borg.]] A CrackFic of the highest order. [[Franchise/StarTrek The Borg]] invade the Hundred Acre Wood, murdering Rabbit before assimilating Pooh. The rest of the story consists of Pooh of Borg assimilating or murdering everyone, eventually ending with the entire cast part of the Collective or dead. Should be terrible, but the sheer over-the-top nature (Pooh of Borg kills Piglet '''over not sharing his honey''') elevates it to this level.
** The very ''words'' "Pooh of Borg" alone justify the existence of this work.
-> [[Series/RedDwarf ''That's something no one should ever have to see!'']]
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Fanfic/TheBenChathamAdventures'', a series famous among the ''Series/DoctorWho'' fandom for the titular MartyStu, blatant rip-offs of '70s Who, utterly detestable characters, excessive {{Flanderisation}} of canon characters, blatant misogyny and classism and frankly bizarre recurring features (Fox's Glacier Mints are apparently equivalent to class B drugs). Whether you believe it is really a StealthParody or not, there is something innately attractive about its NarmCharm, bizarre plot twists, and hilarious lines of dialogues such as "I am eternally grateful that you saved me from a good rogering by Henry VII!"
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2510047/1/Drug_Lord_Rapist Drug Lord Rapist]]'' -- originally posted as ''durg lord rape'' - a ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' fic in which we learn that [[strike:durg]] drug lords have nothing better to do than skulk around in alleyways looking for unsuspecting {{Mary Sue}}s and, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin guess.]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3171991/1/FESH_PINCE_BACK_HAVEING_FUN FESH PINCE BACK HAVEING FUN]]'' is a [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]] script fanfic done by a self-insert who can't really spell for shit, a story that doesn't really make sense, and a bunch of other oddities. Dug Seachang calls Carlton "Carton", Uncle Phil "Uncle Pill", and worst/best of all, Geoffrey "Giraffe"! It's almost like satire towards the 90's live comedy TV shows.
* The Series/{{Mash}} fan-fic "[[http://www.bestcareanywhere.net/stories/grandrapids1.htm THE GRAND RAPIDS O'REILLYS]]", [[PaintingTheMedium in which every proper noun is in all capital letters.]] The first chapter is about RADAR marrying NURSE BIGALO while FATHER MULCAHY becomes a PENTECOSTAL minister after stealing barrels and barrels of holy water from THE VATICAN all because he has a dream in which GOD orders him to so. This is only the first chapter, there are over 25 chapters with titles such as "RADAR GOES FORMULA 1" "RADAR AND THE BLACK PANTHERS" "RADAR MEETS THE BEATLES" "RADAR MEETS THE GREEN HORNET" and "RADAR VS ROSEMARY'S BABY"
** That said, the story does contain this amusing TakeThat: "FATHER MULCAHY was talking to SIDNEY FREEDMAN about a strange dream he'd had, which apparently was more of a nightmare because he said that he was the chaplain of [[Series/AfterMASH a V.A. hospital in MISSOURI with COL. POTTER as the chief surgeon & KLINGER as the chief intern]]."
** The author of said fic is currently writing a screenplay called "[[Series/{{Blossom}} NICK RUSSO]] VS JAMES DEAN", "an eight hour epic for theaters!"
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7043634/1/Me_My_Life_And_Glee Me My Life And Glee]]'' is a Glee fanfic involving CanonDefilement, Major OutOfCharacter-ness, Horrible Spelling / LeetLingo and a character named [[MarySue Clarity]] [[PuritySue Rosalina]] [[SympatheticSue Ama'ranth]] [[Music/HilaryDuff Hillary]] [[RelationshipSue Arwen]] [[FixerSue Faith]] joining the glee club because of Santana, oh wait [[Literature/TheBible Mary Magdalene]] -[[EasyEvangelism as she is now called]]- telling her she needed to join. Afterwards pretty much every guy falls in love with her. Yes. [[Creator/ChrisColfer Every]] [[Creator/DarrenCriss single]] [[Music/JustinBieber one]]. Though admitingly it is hilarious that her hair "shons in da Monlight" [[YouFailLogicForever even though it's during the day.]] The whole thing slightly resembles MyImmortal except that the author's personalities seem completely different. Possible StealthParody. It's not completed yet so hold on tight.
* ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20090822080121/http://www.geocities.com/loreleimackenzie/tng/PicardsIllumination.html Picard's Illumination]]''. One of the few fanfics ever to combine {{Narm}}, RelationshipSue, and even DieForOurShip into truly [[strike: [[IncrediblyLamePun Enterprisingly]]]] entertainingly crappy ''Franchise/StarTrek'' fanfic. [[spoiler: The Sue ends up ''committing suicide'' so the Picard/Crusher ship isn't affected]].
* The ''Star Trek'' fanfic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6323278/1/purr_hormones purr hormones]]", in which Spock and [=McCoy=] have badly-written sex with each other while being wildly OutOfCharacter. Oh, and this is after [=McCoy=] has [[CatGirl sprouted cat ears and a tail]]. He purrs when aroused. See the DramaticReading [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Lbe-ZL1qk here]]. Immortal lines include, "The green blush grown on Spock's face. How could logic win against a hot purring Doctor?"
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6412071/1/Sinefield Sinefield]]'', a nonsensical ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' fan fic with a plot that makes no sense and a load of typoes. It's likely a TrollFic, but it's also hilarious, especially in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLyPrWOJBBg this]] dramatic reading.
* ''[[http://www.textfiles.com/sex/EROTICA/S/startrek.txt Star Trek: The Next Fornication]]''. Pretty much ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Contains the immortal line ''"'Surprise!' said Riker as he boned young Wesley up the ass."''
* An in-universe example in the ''{{Series/Supernatural}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/DownToAgincourt'': the poem Castiel is translating for Dean's amusement includes a self-insert [[MarySue narrator-slash-hero]], a lot of contemplation of the supple curves of hippopotamuses, and the author's extremely shaky grasp of the language he's writing in.
* The ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' fanfic ''IProopedMyPants'' counts. It follows four incredibly unlikeable fraternal quadruplets as they pursue romantic relationships with characters from ''Whose Line...'' Notable moments include a character coming out of a coma because his girlfriend threatens to break up with him if he doesn't and the Mafia kidnapping one of the protagonists but allowing her to use her cellphone as long as she doesn't call the cops.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''Unified Races'' and ''A Crushed Empire'' (now taken down), two ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' stories. [[MisaimedFandom Everyone]] [[EasyEvangelism converts]] to Christianity and "[[TheThemeParkVersion lives]] [[CompletelyMissingThePoint happily]] ever [[IdiotPlot after]]".
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* "A Raptor's Lust", an [[FetishRetardant "erotic"]] fanfic starring a younger, 13-year-old [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]] and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a velociraptor]]. MST-ed by Blog/ToplessRobot [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/05/fan_fiction_friday_lara_croft_tomb_raider_in_a_rap.php here]], this story gave the world a NoYay human-and-raptor "romance", some of the most extreme examples of AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, Rob's commentary degenerating into multiple lines of '''[[{{Angrish}} "HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"]]''' and death threats against the author, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking copious misuse of the verb "whickered".]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3490778/1/The_aftermath_of_Ashes_life The aftermath of Ashe's life]], a VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII fanfic by Ashe10 that centers around Ashe having sex. A lot. As Ashe says, "All queens are not all innocent. I am just a nasty queen. What do you expected?" She also has a tendency to call her lovers sexy mutha fuckas. Although Ashe's husband, Rasler (Or Rassler, as the author calls him) is the real standout in the story, providing gems such as, "Who the fuck is you talking to in that tone!" and "WHAT!? YOU DONE AN AFFAIR!"
* The Modern Warfare 2 fanfic "FanFic/TheBetaThreat". The entire plot can be summarized as "MartyStu protagonist kills a bunch of CardCarryingVillain terrorists, goes to jail because he failed to save a single hostage, and is called back into action to kill more terrorists." The spelling is... unspeakable.
* The (''extremely'' NSFW, now-removed) ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'' fanfic "Bloody Love". The story features [[LargeHam Burgh]] as a {{Yandere}} SerialKiller who's obsessed with forcing [[CastingAShadow Grimsley]] to have sadomasochistic sex with him! Burgh suffers ''extreme'' CharacterDerailment while at the same time having his camp traits taken UpToEleven to the point he ''sings'' just about every line he says and makes a (possibly unintentional) reference to ''Theatre/DamnYankees''. Meanwhile Grimsley has become TooDumbToLive and doesn't seem to have the faintest clue about how creepy Burgh is acting until it's too late. However, regulars in the ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'' fandom may be impressed by how it's Burgh chasing [[DarkIsNotEvil Grimsley]] this way rather than the other way around!
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4270033/1/Bowsers_Mexico_Adventure Bowser's Mexico Adventure]], because while most [[SuperMarioBros Mario]] fan fiction falls under this category, this one stands a bit above them. After all, where else will you find in addition to Bowser (of the Wet variety, whatever that means), [[StarWars Boba Fett]] and [[StarWars C-3PO]], [[Franchise/JurassicPark Nedry]], [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Aladdin, Mozenrath]], [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Joel and the Bots]] and ''[[ManVsWild Bear Grylls]]''? Possibly a TrollFic, but still so bad it's good.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4278252/1/Breakdown Breakdown]], a ''VideoGame/Persona3'' fanfic, has the cast dying in improbable ways, and Mitsuru coping by becoming a prostitute, then running into traffic and dying. If technically passable, the whole thing is pretty ridiculous and handled very poorly.
** If you weren't laughing throughout, the final line is a guaranteed LOL. Roxius in general is great for incomprehensible fics, and the confused/angry/scared reviewers.
* Superhadou's [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7079454/1/Crystal_Mans_Journey Crystal Man's Journey]] is a fanfic about the robot masters from ''VideoGame/MegaMan5'' going into the future to help X and Zero battle Mavericks and Sigma with Crystal Man as their leader. Though the grammar isn't awful, it contains awful puns, random songs and generally over the top fight scenes.
* [[http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600080912 Doom: The Unseen Version]](NSFW). A badly written smutfic in which the people stationed in Mars get it on with the demons after all Hell breaks loose. You will never look at VideoGame/{{Doom}} the same way again... it makes Impse look tame.
* ''EccoTheDolphin'' ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6239307/1/Ecco-the-dolphin-and-the-swim-meet And the Swim Meet]]''. It's only a hundred-something words long, so the plot [[RandomEventsPlot doesn't make sense]] and is over before you know it. There's also numerous typos and jokes that make absolutely no sense. But all of these combine to be bizarrely entertaining. And then there's the ''ending.''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4164632/1/The_Evil_Alliance The Evil Alliance]], written by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1146022/cloudacsephac cloudacsephac]], is a Franchise/FinalFantasy MegaCrossover that features impenetrable, pseudo-[[Creator/WilliamFaulkner Faulknerian]] stream of consciousness prose. Cloud and Squall inexplicably team up (along with a Cloud-chasing RelationshipSue named Blaze) to take down the eponymous alliance of Sephiroth and Ultimecia. The author's tangled, incoherent prose, bizarre plotting and interminable fight scenes make this a must read. Good luck trying to figure out who's speaking at any given time.
* Amelia_nekomimi's (now named GARGOULES) "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6057884/ Fire Emblem: Ike's Journey]]" takes elements from both [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade Blazing Blade]], [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheSacredStones Sacred Stones]] and [[VideoGame/FireEmblemPathOfRadience the Tel]][[VideoGame/FireEmblemRadientDawn lius games]], adds some Mary-Sue and a bit of Self-Insert and mixes it all with a delicious dose of Peter Chimaera-level writing to create an epic tale of love, sacrifice, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers pink weapons from the future and magic rocket horses]]. It's filled with memorable quotes such as "I kill him with cuts and a catle fall on his head" and "ONLY MUCH WORST". While it seems to be a TrollFic, from the fact that the author edited the title due to advice from a reader, it's very hard to tell. Even if you're not a Fire Emblem fan, you'll laugh at how ridiculous it all is.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5178541/10/Hell_Hath_Fury Hell Hath Fury]], a ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' fanfiction featuring a [[MartyStu Gary Stu]] protagonist. It contains every Doom fanfiction cliche. It's also overly long and badly written.
* [[http://impse.cx/?page=story Imp Encounter]], an infamous ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' fanfic that satirizes sex fanfiction by having the [[ASpaceMarineIsYou Doom Guy]], under the influence of a [[PsychoSerum berserk pack]], brutally rape and kill a female imp (TheGoomba of the first Doom, arguably even easier than the zombies for an experienced player to kill). The story and the sex scene have become MemeticMutation in the ''Doom'' community, with a tribute site named [[ShoutOut impse.cx]], an [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051122223214/doom/images/3/31/Impsex.gif infamous animated GIF]], and even a cutscene level.
* [[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]] for ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''. Marrissa Roberts, Chell's sister, is at first just living in the "portal labs" but then the fan fiction slowly turns into fighting villains of a greater and greater scale.
* "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7313197/1/Laughter Laughter]]" is a ''VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl'' fanfic that attempts to explain some things about Cyrus's past. The writing is competent and some of the ideas it raises are interesting, but the random, senseless gruesome torments inflicted on Cyrus come out of nowhere and the first and second chapters gel together so badly they might as well be two completely separate stories. The fic is laughable for its sheer RefugeInAudacity.
* ''Fanfic/Left2Die4ever''. The plot is pretty faithful and original at the same time considering it's ''VideoGame/Left4Dead''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siNwEvb8_SQ The Legund of Lik]].(The original story is deleted, the link goes to a dramatic reading.) Link fights monsters from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' and makes horrible puns. The writing is so atrocious that it's probably intentional. Do not read this in a library, because you will laugh. Hard.
** The story has now been reposted go ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10338646/1/The-Legund-of-Lik-REPOST here]]'' if you want to read it
* ''[[http://www.mackanzoor.com/images/comics/lust_penis/ Lust Penis]]'' (obviously {{NSFW}}), an infamous UsefulNotes/MSPaint ''Franchise/StarFox'' fan comic. Fox [=McCloud=] gets transformed into a dinosaur sex slave by [[VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures General Scales]], who violates him anally and transforms him again into a gigantic, living penis, fusing him with an enormous statue, which then proceeds to anally violate another enormous statue. After creating a river of semen, Fox regains consciousness, reverts back to his former self, and agrees that even though the whole thing was just a plot by Scales to have sex with him, he'd still like to do it again sometime. For those who aren't easily offended, it's utterly hilarious in its total ineptitude and bizarre plot.
** A remake exists, which is done in a more realistic style. Although it retains (and increases) its [[BodyHorror bizarreness]], it [[ILikedItBetterWhenItSucked certainly loses some of its hilarity]].
* "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5qgF_V7Cvg Sex-ed.]]" (Video might be NSFW depending on how your work place looks at it.) A video where Mario, who spouts food puns at every oppertunity, and Luigi, who is very much victim to NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent, tell someone about safe sex. With images from the ''Mario'' series and sounds effects from ''Sonic'' games to assist, as well as StockFootage from ''WesternAnimation/CaptainNTheGameMaster''. It's about as weird as it sounds, and it's hopefully satire and not someone's attempt at making an actual sex-ed video with Mario. [[PoesLaw Hopefully.]]
* FanFic/MegaManAtMcDonalds. Mega Man owes Dr. Light (presumably, because the author neglected to state whom he was talking to) $44,632.82 from buying diapers, so he gets a job at UsefulNotes/McDonalds. Mega Man is completely incompetent (he even says he is retarded), and later on, he gets slashed by a "tyrant from Resident Evil", and is beaten up by a generic bully. Everyone is out of character (especially Mega Man). The plot is weak, there are typos, and there are also several failed attempts at humor. There is also a blatant inconsistency; In Chapter 2, Mega Man shoots Johnny Sasaki, which means he is not bound by the Three Laws of Robotics, but in Chapter 3, he self-cites the First Law as the reason why he can't harm "Some The Bully".
** Due to several requests for the story to be updated, the story has just gotten a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6807247/5/Mega-Man-At-McDonalds fifth chapter]], featuring such things as Mega Man calling Alphonse Elric (of Fullmetal Alchemist) half-Gundam, Mega Man getting "assraped" by black British police, Elec Man stating that firing employees is against the law, and for some reason [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "Mega Man" is now being referred to as "Megaman".]]
* ''Fanfic/MyInnerLife''. Another one kicked off of the [[http://web.archive.org/web/20110309141653/tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/Fanfic So Bad It's Horrible page]] for being hilariously bad instead of just plain bad. Nominally a fanfic of ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'', it's horribly written with the most blatant self-insertion Sue ever. In a situation similar to ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}'', the writer is part of what makes it the phenomenon it is, and you must understand her to understand it. She goes out of her way to screech at anyone who might openly dislike the fic in her disclaimers ''for three pages'' if you cut-and-paste it into your word processor, and feels that ViewersAreMorons to the point of putting an incredible number of footnotes - almost as long as the "people who don't like my fic are evil" rants. Apparently, readers aren't bright enough to figure out what a "spring festival" is. Most of all, she's clearly ''dead serious'' about all the things that many suspect of being parody in ''MyImmortal'' and the like. This is someone who has less ability to take criticism than Uwe Boll.
** Also, she's got a strange relationship with the 'return' key. Often, it's hard to tell who's talking because dialogue that really should have been another paragraph will be placed right next to the actions of someone else. But by this point, that's the 'jaywalking' in ArsonMurderAndJaywalking.
* ''Night Blood Ties'' is an awkward WorldOfWarcraft fanfic starring the characters of a single player and a couple of guildmates. The plot is literally dropped almost entirely in the subtitle of the fic and that's really the least of the story's problems. Characters routinely blend [[GameplayAndStorySegregation game terms and in-universe terms]] to the point where characters refer to large-scale military assaults on capitol cities as "routine". The author's main character constant dives into the spotlight, obscuring the characters relevant to the plot. The story is punctuated with the author pitching his WoW guild and it's arguable the whole thing was an attempt at promotion via tie-in.
** It also has a character named Manthony. Yes, Manthony.
* ''Franchise/MassEffect'' fanfiction has FanFic/ParallelRealities, which is probably the single silliest AlternateUniverseFic the continuum has given. Admittedly, the premise is interesting, but where the author takes the premise is so silly and incredibly stupid it gets really bad. And yet, there's something unabashed about its silliness and how obvious the AuthorTract is that it's hard to hate it.
* Fan video: "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Peach]] VS [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand Daisy]] VS [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] VS [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy Rosalina]]." (Link [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGfeiE2DvnE here]], possibly NSFW.) A little over a minute of blatant AuthorAppeal that comes across as FetishRetardant, made funny by the sheer ammount of ''odd'' [[BreastAttack fighting]] [[GroinAttack styles]] and unnecessary cameltoes ''everywhere''. And the winner is [[spoiler:a ''seemingly [[RuleSixtyThree genderbent]]'' Link... who blows up Zelda for some reason]]. Throw in some semi-unfitting dramatic music and you have yourself one hell of a video that managed to get over four million views.[[note]]This is actually a translation of an excerpt/preview of another video not on Youtube (the full video isn't, but the preview is) called ''Battle (Royale) of the Sexes'', a TournamentArc of man vs woman battles. The translation includes adding the voices (originally game soundclips were used) and the dramatic music. The reason why the three Princess (and Rosalina) battle did not fit this male vs female rule is because [[spoiler:apparantly Zelda's original opponent was actually Link. Why she's fighting the ''Mario'' girls at the beginning is unknown]]. There is at least one sequel of this furthering up the bracket, and both of these videoes can be found by Googling the aformentioned title.[[/note]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8279745/1/Phoenix_White_Justifications_of_Justice Phoenix White: Justifications of Justice!]]'' is a ''Phoenix Wright'' fanfic involving Phoenix Wright taking over Mr. White's position as the president of Blue Corp, and ending up on trial after trying to resurrect Mia Fey. The concepts are absolutely laughable and ridiculous, but the icing on the cake is the ending [[spoiler: where it's revealed that Phoenix Wright is actually a mouse, and the entire Phoenix Wright universe was something he imagined when he was eaten by a cat and went to heaven]].
* [[http://pastebin.com/VB5me3Kg The prince and the peasant]] written by Ranay is a VideoGame/MegaMan InNameOnly fanfic which pairs her Self-Insert character, [[MarySue Ranay]], with Top Man. The story takes place in Medieval times and supposedly all characters (and yes, including the robot masters) are humans. Not to mention [[spoiler: Top Man transforms into a CAT BEAST]]. The fanfic alone contains large amounts of CanonDefilement, PlotHoles, DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment, and research failure. It's only made more hilarious by Ranay's disregard for proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and overall use of the English language.
** "In a kingdom where the laws were absolute, everything was going against these laws was to punish the destruction or death. In the same realm sometimes not even that was wrong was dismissed. But there was something different about this kingdom"
** "king is a farce"
** "Top stun all soldiers but forget to Rock"
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339326/1/Quake_Urgency Quake Urgency]], which almost kind of read like a rough draft of an aborted ''VideoGame/QuakeI'' comic-book in the style of the ''Doom'' comic.
-->"Oh no zombie dogs!" said Quake Marine and he shoot the exploding barrels and they were explode taking the zombie spiders (which exploded)
** By the same author, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339323/1/Mortal_Kombat_Combat_Of_The_Shrines Mortal Kombat: Combat of the Shrines]]''.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6062560/1/red_dead_john_merston_the_return_and_dislike red dead john merston: the return and dislike]], a VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption fanfic that manages to portray every character completely wrong, have some of the most terrible dialogue ever seen and a TitleDrop that could make John Freeman himself wince. Notably, Man Without A Body did a DramaticReading of it, which can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvVJni2GrdU&feature= here]].
* From the VideoGame/{{Touhou}} fandom comes [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6482251/1/ Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness]] by Talos Angel. It includes (among other things) rampant RougeAnglesOfSatin (''"Hell Reimu," Reimu fried Marisa sad, "Is god mourning!"''), Marisa playing ''VideoGame/{{Half-Life 2}}'', Pactouli and Marisa getting "nekked" and having "hot sox" on Reimu's couch, Marisa getting pregnant and having a baby, and a nonsensical plot where Reimu becomes a bad guy. The author admits that she wrote it while drunk, but it's still hilarious either way.
** There's a dramatic read of it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jHVlmXy3f0 here.]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~highpriestessmegami Sephirothslave's]][[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1052718/1/Shinra_High Shinra High]] and its sequel, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1900045/1/Shinra_SOLDIER Shinra SOLDIER]] are probably the best known examples in Final Fantasy VII fandom. Proudly called "novels" by their authoress, they have a total of 170 chapters together, filled with nothing but inaccurate interpretations and wishfulfillment. Among many things, these fanfictions feature a goth Mary Sue and self insert of epic proportions, canon defilement, butchered character personalities, cliche love triangle, wangst, BeigeProse and clear research failure.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6092611/1/Super_Smash_Sisters_Damsel_to_Hero ''Super Smash Sisters: Damsel to Hero'']] is a laughably-convoluted mess of a fanfic. Essentially a combination of a lesbian RuleThirtyFour fic and an UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny, it takes on a strange pretentious aura by beginning its chapters with UsefulNotes/WorldWarII-related quotes lifted from ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' games. Futhermore, its narrative takes LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters UpToEleven, with numerous spots in the text, some even intended as ''dialogue'', where a truly huge inventory of characters is read off--and these exhaustive spots [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment JUST KEEP REPEATING]]. They're all fighting against Nazis and other generic enemies from ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' games.
* [[Fanfic/SupperSmashBrosMishonhFromGod The Supper Smash Bros series]] is a pretty blatant ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' TrollFic written by [="PrincessAmerica"=]. It is filled with {{Strawman Political}}s, its protagonist is a 13-year-old HeteronormativeCrusader MarySue sent to the [[TrappedInTVLand Video Game World]] by {{God}} himself, pre-existing characterizations are outright ignored in favor of making [[RonTheDeathEater certain characters]] "gays" and "lesbans" who want to [[AllGaysArePromiscuous "rap"]] people. Also, as you may have guessed, the spelling frequently veers into and [[EpicFail beyond]] RougeAnglesOfSatin (in fact, both the "Angle for Angel" and "Satin for Satan" examples are used more than once). It's a strong contender for the title of "MyImmortal of the ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' fandom". ''Fanfic/AWildBadficAppearedCommentaries'' riffed it as its first MST, and it didn't take long for the cast to break down into a mess of laughter, confusion, and/or pure snarkiness.
** Also of note is the "Political satire" story that [=PrincessAmerica=] wrote as herself, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3132317/chapters/6789068 The Ethical Adventures of GamerGate]]''. If one takes aside the initial brilliance of her scheme, this fic, while much, ''much'' more competently written, is like ''Mishonh from God'' content-wise but for the political far-left instead of the far-right. It's extremely {{Anvilicious}}, filled with angry, blatant, bitter raging against {{Strawman Political}}s, oversimplification of sensitive political issues, CriticalResearchFailure, and even more BlackAndWhiteMorality and BiasSteamroller regarding the far-left. And what probably makes it even more hilarious or cringeworthy, depending on one's tastes, is that this time, she's being ''completely serious''. And keep in mind this woman is ''engaged'' and ''30 years old''.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215599/1/Tales_of_the_Spageti_Womna Tales of the Spageti Womna]]. Nominally a Metroid CrackFic, it features such gems as as Ridley/Samus pairing, a crossover with WebAnimation/YouTubePoop, and [[VideoGame/FZero Captain Falcon's]] name being "misspelled" as things like "Caption Fallatio" [sic] and "Capetown Falcone". Almost like [=YouTube=] Poop in fanfic form.
** As well as this line: ''"OH MY GAWD!" THEY ALL EXCLAMD "NAHTANEL IS A HOMOSEXEXAUL!"''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3295787/1/Ties_That_Bind_A_Pokemon_Mystery_Dungeon_Story Ties That Bind: A Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Story]] is a terrible, poorly written fanfiction about a MartyStu insert who gets turned into a Pokemon. This series has only one chapter, full of switching tenses, OOC characters, and it reeks of unoriginality.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5499347/2/Umineko_Memories_of_Umineko Umineko: Memories of Umineko]] A bizarre [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Umineko ]] fanfiction that contains a MarySue that is [[SarcasmMode coincidentally ]] named Umineko. Battler's in love with her, Beatrice kills him and he's alive because he's an apparition for some reason. This fic is filled with bad spelling and grammar, IkeaErotica, a plot that doesn't make sense, an over the top MarySue and VillainSue. It very well may be a troll fic.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6415842/1/WOlfenstien_comeback Wolfenstien comeback]], a senseless TrollFic in which the main character of ''VideoGame/{{Wolfenstein}}'' (referred to as Dr. Wolfenstein, even though Wolfenstein is the name of the castle) is trying to fight the "Natzees", then ends up in [[VideoGame/BioShock Rapture]] and is renamed "Bioshock", then he resurfaces and ends up in the world of ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'' for no reason. It has absolutely no story and makes no sense whatsoever, but it's freakin' hilarious.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOcEQW5w6VE This]] video, made by [[WebAnimation/JimmyNeutronHappyFamilyHappyHour seinfeldspitstain]], is an obviously fake leak of the fourth ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' game made seemingly [[StylisticSuck in an attempt at this trope.]] Between the crack newcomer choices, characters stuck in one pose, numerous animation distortion, random music cut at the end before [[spoiler:Reggie's introduction]], and general lack of making any sense, it does its job well and becomes completely hilarious.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4577404/1/Now_or_Never This]] VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} fanfiction. The only plausible explanation for the whole thing is that there's someone kidnapping major lore characters and giving them frontal lobotomies.
* There's Something About Franchise/{{Halo}} is a very well-known and liked video on {{Website/Newgrounds}}... the same can't be said for [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/348490 this utter mess]] [[TrollFic that was obviously created to infuriate as much people as possible]]. It is quite possibly [[{{Sturgeonslaw}} one of the worst]] videos on Newgrounds, not that it makes it any less hilarious.
* ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda: FanFic/TheLightOfCourage''. It started off as a [[http://www.htloz.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1618 script]] that has a few spelling errors, oditties like the Triforces [[SuddenlyVoiced talking]], and most notably an OriginalCharacter who makes referential humor and sticks out of the cast like a sore thumb. It's a plan for a Zelda movie that actually has the line "Man, this guy has more mouth then Julia Roberts." It was remade into [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6WP5GQ6iFo three]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGYhRYwYhlM short]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_CtKEjoMfI videos]] that [[StylisticSuck try at this intentionally]] and do pretty well at it.
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* A ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fanfic, the creatively titled ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7324877/1/Homestuck_high Homestuck high]]'' (sic), has been posted on FF.net. It's almost reminiscent of ''My Immortal'' in some ways. It starts out as a HighSchoolAU of ''Homestuck'' before quickly going into some bizarre plot about Sollux (who is a demon for some reason) trying to impregnate Rose and Jade and use them to give birth to demon spawn. The fan fic is very much InNameOnly, in both ''Homestuck'' and [[ArtifactTitle in its title]], as it's more of a supernatural story than a high school one. It makes no sense and names of canon characters are used for other people. (Aradia is some sort of genie that helps out John, Eridan is John's transformation in order to duel with the demon Sollux, etc.) It also involves John having a vision after possesed by dark magic ''from a [=McDonalds=] burger'' as an important plot point. And John had liked Rose ever since she... [[WhatDoesHeSeeInHer bit his arm and broke his glasses in the second grade.]] Probably a [[JustForPun Troll]] [[TrollFic Fic]], but still hilariously terrible. [[FanFic/HomestuckHigh Now has its own page.]]
* Another ''Homestuck'' example would be ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8297888/1/Were_just_different We're just different]]'', the story of a blatant Mary Sue named Titaia who is sent to a "special school" due to a suicide attempt, where she meets unbelievably OOC versions of the trolls--most notably, Sollux and Karkat, as opposed to being [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Jerks With Hearts Of Gold]] as they are in canon, are portrayed as merciless bullies. Titaia is tricked (by ''Tavros'', of all people!) into I Ming Sollux and falls for him. The whole thing is so ridiculously OOC and Narmtastic that it becomes utterly hilarious (though it could be triggering to bullying victims nonetheless), and unlike ''Homestuck high'', it seems completely sincere.
* ''LearningAndSburbing'' is infamous on the Homestuck Reddit for its so-bad-it's-good appeal. Some refer to it as the My Immortal of Homestuck.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7465453/1/Obscurus_Lupa_Wins_The_Olympics Obscurus Lupa Wins The Olympics]]'', a [[TrollFic clear parody]] where WebVideo/ObscurusLupa [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin wins the Olympics]] in the first few sentences, and proceeds to kill an EldritchAbomination at the center of the universe, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu punch the Devil]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking go on a date with a]] ParodySue.
* [[http://www.fanficmaker.com/ The Fanfic Maker]] generates these kinds of fanfics.
* [[http://e350tb.deviantart.com/art/Every-Badfic-You-Will-Ever-Read-304904169 Every Badfic You Will Ever Read]] invokes this by using every bad fanfiction cliche in the book.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12620536/1/Beauty-and-the-Faunus Beauty and the Faunus]] is a fanmade remake of Disney's Beauty and the Beast which has Blake as the Beast, Weiss is Belle, Cinder is Gaston, Emerald is LeFou, and Mercury, Roman and Neo, who speaks for some reason, as the three blondes always lusting over Gaston. Oh yeah, and Ruby Rose, the fourteen year old girl known for being a fun loving girl who likes making friends, takes on the role of Cogsworth. It manages to fail very hard at being an actual remake, instead coming off as uncreative and dull, but hilariously so. The author writes it in script form, plagiarizes the original Beauty and the Beast film to such an extent all the characters pretty much have been given the personalities of other characters, resulting in all of them becoming victims of CharacterDerailment.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9775327/1/Aerial-Choreography Aerial Choreography]] is not only the first ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' fanfic to hit fanfiction.net, but also the first ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' ''CrackFic''. (The show hadn't premiered yet at the time the fanfic was published.) The plot revolves around Steven and Amethyst confessing their feelings for one another before joining the MileHighClub and [[DestructoNookie starting a forest fire below them]]. [[spoiler: It also leads to Amethyst becoming pregnant.]] Oh, boy, we're in for a treat.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9844622/1/Steven-and-Amethyst-The-Love-That-Transcends-The-Doors-Of-Inanity Steven and Amethyst: The Love That Transcends The Doors of Inanity]]'' makes the above seem logical. The dialogue is [[PurpleProse pretentious]], the "erotic scenes" include [[NauseaFuel gross depictions of bodily fluids]], and the whole thing ends with Steven and Amethyst being ''digested by their combined stomach juices'', Pearl and Garnet joining them out of grief, and Greg burying them in the toilet. Also, one of the characters is Commissioner Gordon for no reason.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6078906/1/Attack_of_the_Giant_Suki Attack of the Giant]] [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Suki]]. The title alone probably secures it a spot on this page. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Suki gets huge]], Ba Sing Se freaks out, and the villain is the ''[[ButtMonkey Cabbage Merchant]]''. And adding to the WTF-ness, for whatever indeterminable reason, it briefly switches to script format about halfway through each chapter. [[StylisticSuck All intentional.]]
* FanFic/BartTheGeneral. It's hilarious... for all the wrong reasons.
** "Marge... your breaking my heart... Marge..."
** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTMTB52RjmM wooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaahhh!]]"
** On the subject of Simpsons videos that are hilarious for the wrong reasons, [[http://www.myspace.com/video/hartcourtmonopoly/the-simpsons-treehouse-of-horror-xlviii-part-1/22750714 Treehouse Of Horror XLVIII]].
* ''[[http://www.edtropolis.com/fanfic/pg/pg6/eddfix-583.htm ED of the World]]'' by Steve. The Eds and the kids go to the carnival, which turns out to suck eggs. When they watch trained chihuahuas perform, one of them bites Jimmy, while another destroys Plank. And when the fireworks set off, the kids start bleeding from airborne glass shards. The carnival turns out to be a trap by Jimmy von Diablo, and the kids run away before von Diablo blows up the place. The End.
* The Gravity Falls fanfic series [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9784487/1/Gettysbur6-Island 'Gettysbur6 Island']] is an impressive abomination of StylisticSuck, filled to the brim with horrible grammar, misspelled words and names (including Satan instead of Stan), and ridiculous plots that would make a nice one-shot crackfic seem like Tolstoy. There is an entire chapter about borscht. Advance at your own risk.
* [[http://alcoholic-legend.deviantart.com/gallery/39491297 im nut ok i Promiss]]. What starts out as an obvious MyImmortal meets WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic trollfic, goes to extremely odd levels in later chapters.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7934108/1/Korra_in_the_Hood Korra in the Hood]]. Possibly the first Legend of Korra CrackFic to ever grace fanfiction.net, written nearly a month before the show premiered. It has everything a crackfic could ever need: Korra and Naga being raped in the first chapter, a threesome between Korra, Bolin and Mako, Tenzin as an insane fart fetishist, a mecha fight between Zutarians and Equalists and Amon revealing who he really is. The author even calls one of the chapters the obligatory beach episode.
* ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Lisa is]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3739288/1/Lisa_is_Pregnant Pregnant]]''. Bart [[OutWithABang freezes to death]] while using the [[MateOrDie "last resort"]] to [[BrotherSisterIncest keep him and Lisa]] warm while they're both trapped on an icy mountain. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The title indicates what this leads to]]. Also, the, er, writing style itself is... [[BlindIdiotTranslation pretty interesting]].
** Because women are have recessive parts. Now you know.
** [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "You awake. Bart is d'oh."]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6730492/5/My_Innocence My Innocence]]''. The title alone has convinced people that it's a ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''-inspired TrollFic, but it's hard to tell for sure because there aren't enough similarities between the fanfics. Still worth a read, if only to see the narrator insult lesbians and then apologize for his "pre-juice." Watch out for racism, sexual themes, and mind-searing idiocy.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQgq7O8MImY My Little Pony: The Final Adventure]]. Cheap UsefulNotes/MSPaint-quality drawings, backgrounds clearly taken off of the internet, unenthusiastic voice acting, yet so much {{Narm}} and {{Big Lipped Alligator Moment}}s that there's no reason not to like it.
** The same Youtuber also made one for ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMnx82F13Mw&feature=related Sonic The Hedgehog.]]''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7955159/1/The-Secreat-Lives-of-the-Ooo-and-Aaa-teens The Secreat Lives of the Ooo and Aaa teens]] [sic] is an ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' fanfic that has every character falling in love with a genderbent in the most ridiculous and OOC way possible, then getting pregnant, all while every other word is misspelled. The whole premise of the fic is what deserves it be here.
** The fanfic has been taken down, but a repost correcting the title is available [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9025136/1/The-Secret-Lifes-Of-The-Ooo-and-Aaa-Teenagers here]]. Roughly, the first chapter is: Marshall Lee, after meeting Finn and Fionna together (and teasing them), goes to Prince Gumball's castle, who has Princess Bubblegum as an invited guest. Marshall and Bubblegum hang out and, after Marshall seduces her with a 'Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs' song (''really'', and it's written in a very inexperienced manner), they go to Marshall's house to have sex. Yes, they ''have sex''. And they have just met.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4987079/1/SECRET-LOVERS SECRET LOVERS]] is a ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretShow'' fanfic written by Creator/AgentMatt that focuses on three pairings, mainly the OneTruePairing Victor and Anita, engaging in kissing and (presumably) intercourse. And this is accomplished while every other word is misspelled.
* ''[[http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?97084-The-simpsons-movie-remake-by-grapestr33t4life The Simpsons Movie Remake]]'' by "grapestr33t4life" teeters precisely on the line between this and DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible. {{OOC}}, [[ObligatorySwearing excessive profanity]] ('''almost four hundred uses of fuck''' '''''in dialogue alone'''''), horrible spelling and grammar, nonsensical plot points abound, extremely blatant AuthorAppeal that eventually kills what little resemblance to the movie it had, an author who claims to be a crip and lets it show, who CantTakeCriticism... and that's not even getting to the ''songs''. Also, ''Homer falls in love with [[VideoGame/MOTHER3 Kumatora]]'' ('''a young teenager''')
* ''[[http://www.edtropolis.com/fanfic/pg/pg4/eddfix-363.htm SnatchEd a Jewel]]'' by TV John. An ''WesternAnimation/EdEddnEddy'' fanfic (featuring [[WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken the Red Guy]]), has references to ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove'' and ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents The Fairly Odd Parents]]'', and even has Creator/JackieChan as a guest star ([[NoFourthWall they even call him a guest star in the fic]]). The only thing bad about it is the writing, but there is this hilarious exchange:
--> '''Eddy''': hey my parents aren't here I kick @$$
--> '''Edd''': hey you stole the jewel
--> '''Eddy''': hey the officers asleep I kick @$$
--> '''Edd''': STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
--> '''Ed''': hey where did you get the jewel
--> '''Edd''': he stole it
--> '''Eddy''': yep when the officers asleep I kick @$$
--> '''Edd''': you said that already
--> '''Eddy''': oh yeah
** Here is a summary of the fic: Eddy finds a huge jewel and steals it, somehow leading to Ed and Edd to take the blame. While the two are arrested, Eddy tries to play dodgeball with Jimmy [[EpicFail but accidently kills him]]. Then Eddy goes back to his house to find it being destroyed by the jewel, getting it replaced by "house held nunchucks". After going to bed and Jackie Chan asking to read him a story, Eddy wakes up to find Sarah. She gets mad at Eddy for killing Jimmy and beats Eddy up untill he confesses that he stole the jewel and then bails Ed and Edd out, but not before the Red Guy puts a spell on Eddy giving him a boil twice the size of the jewel. (The jewel destroyed his house). [[CrackFic Yeah]].
* ''Fanfic/TheSpiderses''. The concept and story are stupid, but the prose is [[StylisticSuck deliberately]] [[TrollFic and hilariously]] terrible
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7843764/1/Urban_Eds Urban]] [[Fanfic/UrbanEds Eds]]'' by Yunaman. The plot involves [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy the Eds]] as teenagers going to a night club, where Nazz works as a prostitute. It has CostumePorn, ''[[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale Johnny as a bouncer on steroids raping Eddy]]'', [[FantasticDrug Eddy drinking a drug cocktail called "The Blue Cauchemar"]] [[IntoxicationEnsues with predictable results]] and ends with Nazz castrating Double Dee for ''no reason''. Still the combination of weird subject matter, uncomfortably straightforward plot, the choice of words and occasional spelling and grammar mistakes definitely makes this fic quallify as So Bad It's Good.
* ''FanFic/WilliamCountry''. An otherwise decent ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland'' fan video that has [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment several bizarre sequences with no relation to the plot]], such as Cody smoking or two beavers eating everybody before humping with a rap-ish song playing in the background. Also of note, the main plot is about a romance between Cody and an OC who looks ''[[PaletteSwap almost exactly like him]]'', giving wierd SelfCest vibes. The "[[FetishRetardant sleep]]" sequences don't help much either. Did we also mention that it's an actual, full-length movie at around 90 minutes? The unfortunate thing about this film is that it is very difficult to find, due to it usually only being uploaded in anacronic parts, and the videos being taken down several times.
* [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3929005 Here]] is a (NSFW) WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine LemonFic. You read that right. TRAINS (specifically Thomas and Rosey) [[RuleThirtyFour HAVING SEX]]. How is this acomplished? Aparently steam valves are exactly the same as genitalia. Making it even worse, is the fact that the author treated it 100% seriously, and used gushy romantic language to describe something that's anything but.
** Is one story about two TRAIN ENGINES HAVING SEX not enough for you? Don't Worry! The same author [[http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2012/03/fan_fiction_friday_thomas_the_tank_engine_in_tensi.php wrote]] [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3947302 three]] [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3935158 more.]]
** And [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8572633/1/Thomas-Day-Out EVEN MORE]] examples of trains getting it on! This time between Gordon and Thomas.
** Summary by the author: "Poop Poop! Today's the day of the Sodor parade! Thomas can't wait to take the children for a ride! What adventures await him today? [[ShockingSwerve Rated M for language, mass kidnapping, violent homosexual train rape and the murder of innocent children.]] [[MoodWhiplash Must be read in Ringo Starr's voice.]]"
* [[http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544174845 This]] little bit of MyLittlePony, ahem, eroticism. It's hard to figure out whether or not it's a StealthParody, although the random Rocky Horror reference does raise eyebrows...
* FanFic/TheKingOfTheHillEpisode1PeggysRevenge is a ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' fanfiction that starts off with Peggy and Hank eating at a French restaurant. [[ShockingSwerve Then it changes to Peggy, Lucky and John planning her revenge over Hank's weak sex drive]]. How does she achieve this? By '''[[DesignatedHero abusing Hank and then uploading it on]] Website/YouTube''', [[ArtisticLicenseLaw and this is treated as hilarious]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EOcEnROBSU Here's the dramatic reading]].
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10668598/1/Donkey-Please Donkey, Please]] is just...bizarre. WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} cheats on Fiona with Donkey, Lord Farquaad (alternatively "Fukwaad") is a ArmoredClosetGay HeteronormativeCrusader that throws everyone in a gay prison, and surprise appearances from [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Miku]], Music/SnoopDogg, and [[Film/SpyKids Juni Cortez]]. We dare you to get [[BrainBleach the image of Donkey in a sheer red dress and lingerie out of your head]].
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10976491/1/hopeles-harts Hopeles Harts]] is a short, yet bizarre ''WesternAnimation/EdEddAndEddy'' CrackFic starring Misty, a PerkyGoth, who moves next to the Eds' house with her preppy and [[AbusiveParents abusive mother]]. To sum the plot up shortly - Immediately after moving in, the also gothic Edd (or as he's called here, [[AccidentalInnuendo Dobel Pee]]) falls in love with her, followed by a gratuitous singing of JUN's "True Love", Misty being kidnapped by "the skanks", finding her way out by '''SINGING''', the skanks running away, and a loud party. Mix it in with [[RougeAnglesOfSatin poorly-written grammar]] and a good bit of FreudianSlip, and you've got yourself a wonder on your hands. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwtChIE15hk Here's a dramatic reading of it]].
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[[folder:Unsorted/Other]]
* Many things mentioned on ''[[WebVideo/BennettTheSage Masterpiece Fanfic Theater]]''.
* Most of the stories that get posted on Weepingcock qualify, though not all are technically fanfiction. Special mention, however, goes to [[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/495404.html this one]], which is reminiscent of MyImmortal.
* This story here ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8333344/1/YUGIOH-what-should-have-happened-series What Should Have Happened]]'', which has the author inventing [[PerfectlyCromulentWord words]] that don't exist, like "likey" as in "don't likey, don't ready," [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horrible misspelled dialogue]] and huge cases of {{OOC}}. It's one of the many badly written stories by this author. You might need BrainBleach when you read it.
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15th Oct '17 8:54:58 AM SeptimusHeap
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215599/1/Tales_of_the_Spageti_Womna Tales of the Spageti Womna]]. Nominally a Metroid CrackFic, it features such gems as as Ridley/Samus pairing, a crossover with WebAnimation/YouTubePoop, and [[VideoGame/{{F-Zero}} Captain Falcon's]] name being "misspelled" as things like "Caption Fallatio" [sic] and "Capetown Falcone". Almost like [=YouTube=] Poop in fanfic form.

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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215599/1/Tales_of_the_Spageti_Womna Tales of the Spageti Womna]]. Nominally a Metroid CrackFic, it features such gems as as Ridley/Samus pairing, a crossover with WebAnimation/YouTubePoop, and [[VideoGame/{{F-Zero}} [[VideoGame/FZero Captain Falcon's]] name being "misspelled" as things like "Caption Fallatio" [sic] and "Capetown Falcone". Almost like [=YouTube=] Poop in fanfic form.
8th Oct '17 6:03:48 PM hubakon1368
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* Dakari-King Mykan
** FanFic/MyLittleUnicorn is a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' HateFic [[MindScrew that's also an attempt at a]] FixFic, where half the characters are {{Mary Sue}}s and the other half are either StupidEvil villains or characters from the show that have been [[{{Flanderization}} flanderized into oblivion]], either for a cheap TakeThat or because the author is just that misinformed (apparently he hates [=FiM=] so much it "hurts" him, whatever that means). The author's main goal is to try and show that the PowerOfFriendship is useless, and the [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve power of belief]] is stronger. Yet the characters become friends anyway, and the power of belief seems to mean "Just grab the DeusExMachina generator and shout that you believe". And for a fic that is supposed to teach you that the PowerOfFriendship is powerless, you would think that he would at least take inspiration from a source other than Franchise/PowerRangers. You know, that one show based on ''[[{{Irony}} teamwork.]]'' The author can't really take criticism either. All of the secondary characters are thinly veiled {{Exp|y}}ies taken from shows the author likes, and the main characters are all either some kind of SelfInsert (even the ''BigBad'') or a FlatCharacter with an annoying gimmick (like speaking in PainfulRhyme and being an artist. Take that away and they're ''literally the same''). And that's just the beginning. All in all, this is PoesLaw at its finest, and most of the fun comes from watching just how deluded the author can get.
** The author's previous magnum opus, the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' [[{{Wangst}} Wangstfest]] known as Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds isn't far behind in terms of laughable badness. In a nutshell, Beast Boy [[CharacterDerailment turns evil and adopts the identity of]] [[PaperThinDisguise Count Logan]] and ''gleefully commits murder and genocide...'' [[DisproportionateRetribution all because Terra broke up with him in canon.]] Any attmept to evoke sympathy from him falls flat and BB instead comes off as an over-the-top whiny emo and Count Logan is so [[CardCarryingVillain hilariously pointlessly evil]] that reading his lines in Beast Boy's canon voice ruins any attempt to make him look a serious threat. Oh, and did we mention that the entire story exists in fact because the author was so devastated by [[ShipSinking Beast Boy and Terra not hooking up in the finale]] that he ''[[SeriousBusiness has nightmares about it to this very day?]]''

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* Dakari-King Mykan
Creator/DakariKingMykan:
** FanFic/MyLittleUnicorn ''FanFic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'' is a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' HateFic [[MindScrew that's also an attempt at a]] FixFic, where half the characters are {{Mary Sue}}s and the other half are either StupidEvil villains or characters from the show that have been [[{{Flanderization}} flanderized into oblivion]], either for a cheap TakeThat or because the author is just that misinformed (apparently he hates [=FiM=] so much it "hurts" him, whatever that means). The author's main goal is to try and show that the PowerOfFriendship is useless, and the [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve power of belief]] is stronger. Yet the characters become friends anyway, and the power of belief seems to mean "Just grab the DeusExMachina generator and shout that you believe". And for a fic that is supposed to teach you that the PowerOfFriendship is powerless, you would think that he would at least take inspiration from a source other than Franchise/PowerRangers. You know, that one show based on ''[[{{Irony}} teamwork.]]'' The author can't really take criticism either. All of the secondary characters are thinly veiled {{Exp|y}}ies taken from shows the author likes, and the main characters are all either some kind of SelfInsert (even the ''BigBad'') or a FlatCharacter with an annoying gimmick (like speaking in PainfulRhyme and being an artist. Take that away and they're ''literally the same''). And that's just the beginning. All in all, this is PoesLaw at its finest, and most of the fun comes from watching just how deluded the author can get.
** The author's previous magnum opus, the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' [[{{Wangst}} Wangstfest]] {{Wangst}}fest known as Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds ''Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds'' isn't far behind in terms of laughable badness. In a nutshell, Beast Boy [[CharacterDerailment turns evil and adopts the identity of]] [[PaperThinDisguise Count Logan]] and ''gleefully commits murder and genocide...'' [[DisproportionateRetribution all because Terra broke up with him in canon.]] Any attmept to evoke sympathy from him falls flat and BB instead comes off as an over-the-top whiny emo and Count Logan is so [[CardCarryingVillain hilariously pointlessly evil]] that reading his lines in Beast Boy's canon voice ruins any attempt to make him look a serious threat. Oh, and did we mention that the entire story exists in fact because the author was so devastated by [[ShipSinking Beast Boy and Terra not hooking up in the finale]] that he ''[[SeriousBusiness has nightmares about it to this very day?]]''
8th Oct '17 8:17:19 AM Malady
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* TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre stars "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" who was later renamed "Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen". It contains a gratuitous [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffi The Vampir Slayer]] Cameo, a thoroughly OOC Bella, now cast as an AlphaBitch-esque cheerleader, Tiaa doing a OperationJealousy with Edward's dad [[spoiler: who turns out the be the devil]], and [[spoiler: Edward, Twila, and Hamez killing Bella, and then [[ExtremeOmnivore eating her bed.]]]]

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* TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre ''Fanfic/TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre'' stars "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" who was later renamed "Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen". It contains a gratuitous [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffi The Vampir Slayer]] Cameo, a thoroughly OOC Bella, now cast as an AlphaBitch-esque cheerleader, Tiaa doing a OperationJealousy with Edward's dad [[spoiler: who turns out the be the devil]], and [[spoiler: Edward, Twila, and Hamez killing Bella, and then [[ExtremeOmnivore eating her bed.]]]]
30th Sep '17 8:51:37 PM Glaurung
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* Thomas Joshman ([[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Mirror_of_Dreams first book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Duel_of_Darkness second book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Stone_of_Immortality third book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Tomb_of_the_Government fourth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Secrets_of_Wizardry fifth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Quest_of_Death sixth book]]) is a series of... well, he never ''says'' they're Literature/HarryPotter fan fics, but it's set in a world just like Harry Potter. Almost every character or concept has a clear equivalent (Tom = Harry, Tim = Ron, Quelfree = Snape, Bendrist = Dumbledore, Milkenshland = Hogwarts, Teams 1-10 = the Houses, etc.), and it isn't unusual for actual phrases to be lifted (albeit misspelled and out of context) from the Harry Potter books themselves. It also includes bizarre dialogue, including quite a lot of ridiculously specific times ("He saw Quelfree scold Frederick for being on the pitch 2 ¼ seconds late"). Strange equivalents are chosen for Harry Potter's plot points - for example, whereas Harry was suspicious about the wound on Snape's leg, Tom was suspicious about Quelfree's "scrunchy face" (which I can only assume means that his face has been replaced with a hair tie). The author sometimes seems to forget which things are different from Harry Potter - for example, Milkenshland looks like a "normal human-looking school" in the first book, but it's a castle in the others, and the plane they take to school is referred to as a "train" at least twice. Some characters are also incredibly stupid, managing to forget key plot points just so that the reader can find them out in advance. Tom is even amazed that Tim knows the names of their ''closest friends'', apparently never managing to learn them himself. Here are a few more quotes:
-> a Team 10 boy with blonde hair walked up the corridor and said "Haha its Joshy. His stupid famous 30 year old mother was a pile of sweaty socks. Births in 1981. She would've died if that idiot Joshy wasn't born".[[note]]Yes, he said "Births in 1981." in the middle of his exposition-filled insult.[[/note]]
-> Quelfree looked like he just been battered by a bowling ball so Tom said to Tim "Has he been battered by a bowling ball" until Tim was confused and asked "What's a bowling ball" Tom said nevermind and Quelfree gave them both detentions for no reason.
-> "What's a Crinker" asked Tom. "Evil dolphins that can survive on land, they feed on Human and Wizard prey for jokes and cannibalize their own species when they die for fun" explained Tim. Suddenly a green eyed dolphin grabbed Tom's leg and it got bitten off. Tim helped Tom to the hospital quickly until Oswald met Tim again and tripped them over into the Crinkers. Tim lost an ear and a nose while Tom lost a hand and 3 eyelashes. Tom woke up in the hospital a week later with 50 bandages on him.

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* Thomas Joshman ([[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Mirror_of_Dreams first book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Duel_of_Darkness second book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Stone_of_Immortality third book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Tomb_of_the_Government fourth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Secrets_of_Wizardry fifth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Quest_of_Death sixth book]]) ''Fanfic/ThomasJoshman'' is a series of... well, he never ''says'' they're Literature/HarryPotter fan fics, but it's set in a world just like Harry Potter. Almost every character or concept has a clear equivalent (Tom = Harry, Tim = Ron, Quelfree = Snape, Bendrist = Dumbledore, Milkenshland = Hogwarts, Teams 1-10 = the Houses, etc.), and it isn't unusual for actual phrases to be lifted (albeit misspelled and out of context) from the Harry Potter books themselves. It also includes bizarre dialogue, including quite a lot of ridiculously specific times ("He saw Quelfree scold Frederick for being on the pitch 2 ¼ seconds late"). Strange equivalents are chosen for Harry Potter's plot points - for example, whereas Harry was suspicious about the wound on Snape's leg, Tom was suspicious about Quelfree's "scrunchy face" (which I can only assume means (your guess is as good as ours about what that his face has been replaced with a hair tie).means). The author sometimes seems to forget which things are different from Harry Potter - for example, Milkenshland looks like a "normal human-looking school" in the first book, but it's a castle in the others, and the plane they take to school is referred to as a "train" at least twice. Some characters are also incredibly stupid, managing to forget key plot points just so that the reader can find them out in advance. Tom is even amazed that Tim knows the names of their ''closest friends'', apparently never managing to learn them himself. Here are a A few more quotes:
-> a --> "[A] Team 10 boy with blonde hair walked up the corridor and said "Haha 'Haha its Joshy. His stupid famous 30 year old mother was a pile of sweaty socks. Births in 1981. She would've died if that idiot Joshy wasn't born".born'.[[note]]Yes, he said "Births in 1981." in In the middle of his exposition-filled insult.[[/note]]
-> Quelfree
[[/note]]"
--> "Quelfree
looked like he just been battered by a bowling ball so Tom said to Tim "Has 'Has he been battered by a bowling ball" ball' until Tim was confused and asked "What's 'What's a bowling ball" ball' Tom said nevermind and Quelfree gave them both detentions for no reason.
-> "What's
reason."
--> "'What's
a Crinker" Crinker' asked Tom. "Evil 'Evil dolphins that can survive on land, they feed on Human and Wizard prey for jokes and cannibalize their own species when they die for fun" fun' explained Tim. Suddenly a green eyed dolphin grabbed Tom's leg and it got bitten off. Tim helped Tom to the hospital quickly until Oswald met Tim again and tripped them over into the Crinkers. Tim lost an ear and a nose while Tom lost a hand and 3 eyelashes. Tom woke up in the hospital a week later with 50 bandages on him.
him."
18th Sep '17 4:21:44 PM Kelothan
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17th Sep '17 1:28:10 PM nombretomado
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*** "AND THEN STARGLEAM [[HowDoIUsedTense WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"

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*** "AND THEN STARGLEAM [[HowDoIUsedTense [[UsefulNotes/HowDoIUsedTense WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"
17th Sep '17 5:46:12 AM Scifimaster92
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-->''This fanfic's kinda like Passenger of Shit or Music/AnalCunt: It's blatantly, horribly unprofessional, but it's such professional unprofessionality that I can't help but be entertained by it.''

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-->''This fanfic's kinda like Passenger of Shit Music/PassengerOfShit or Music/AnalCunt: It's blatantly, horribly unprofessional, but it's such professional unprofessionality that I can't help but be entertained by it.''
15th Sep '17 5:43:26 PM Malady
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* Not nearly as bad, but still a sterling example of how crappy fanfiction can get, is the Harry Potter tale called ''ASadStory''. It's a oneshot wherein Harry is regularly beaten by Uncle Vernon, falls in love with a girl with her own abusive guardian, and is killed. The author doesn't give a damn about continuity, characterization, or common sense. ('... he grabbed Harry by the neck and dragged him to the garden Shed. He padlocked the door with at least 20 locks.')

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* Not nearly as bad, but still a sterling example of how crappy fanfiction can get, is the Harry Potter tale called ''ASadStory''.''Fanfic/ASadStory''. It's a oneshot wherein Harry is regularly beaten by Uncle Vernon, falls in love with a girl with her own abusive guardian, and is killed. The author doesn't give a damn about continuity, characterization, or common sense. ('... he grabbed Harry by the neck and dragged him to the garden Shed. He padlocked the door with at least 20 locks.')
15th Sep '17 1:13:26 AM lalalei2001
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* '''[[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/59566 The Battle]]''' is apparently a short Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that goes nowhere. It starts with the author inserting somebody named "Trey" who apparently knows karate and beats a bully up. Then they appear out of nowhere inside Yugi's head, then they appear at Yugi's game shop. Infamously, the author even pairs himself up with one of the female characters, Anzu.

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* '''[[http://www.''[[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/59566 The Battle]]''' Battle]]'' is apparently a short Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that goes nowhere. It starts with the author inserting somebody named "Trey" who apparently knows karate and beats a bully up. Then they appear out of nowhere inside Yugi's head, then they appear at Yugi's game shop. Infamously, the author even pairs himself up with one of the female characters, Anzu.



* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle]]'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, and a hilarious ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.

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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle]]'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, and a hilarious way the Yugis figure out the Mind Shuffle, and an ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.
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