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28th Mar '17 3:24:45 PM Thunderchin
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway ShakespeareHemmingway]], [[SarcasmMode the greatest author of our generation]]. He claims that his screename is to honor his two favorite authors so that he can write like them. And he writes ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' crossovers. In which Garfield is the [[RatedMForManly manliest]] action hero of all time who travels the world fighting evil with his friend and comrade, Jon Arbuckle (AMAKOOOOOO). All of the fics are permeated by this incredibly bizarre atmosphere in which civil rights and equality for men are causes worth dying for, but women are treated like dirt and exist only for Garfield to have sex with, as well as grammar and sentence structure so bizarre, you'd think ''Film/{{Borat}}'' wrote it. There are two fics that involve Garfield rescuing Natalie Portman from some kind of peril and then making love. More recently, [=ShakespeareHemmingway=] also wrote a story about Garfield rescuing ''Kate Middleton'' from Prince William! It is quite possibly his greatest masterpiece yet.

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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway ShakespeareHemmingway]], [[SarcasmMode the greatest author of our generation]]. He claims that his screename is to honor his two favorite authors so that he can write like them. And he writes ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' crossovers. In crossovers which ''must be seen to be believed''. Garfield is the quite literally retooled into TestosteronePoisoning incarnate as an [[CompleteImmortality immortal]] [[OneManArmy action hero]] [[RatedMForManly manliest]] action hero of all time with manliness of]] [UpToEleven epic proportions]] who travels the world fighting evil with his friend and comrade, Jon Arbuckle (AMAKOOOOOO). All In addition to the incoherent, sometimes blatant rip-off plots, all of the fics are permeated by this incredibly bizarre atmosphere in which civil rights and equality for men are causes worth dying for, but women are treated like dirt and exist only for Garfield to have sex IkeaErotica with, as well as BeigeProse with grammar and sentence structure so bizarre, you'd think ''Film/{{Borat}}'' wrote it. All of it culminates in a most hilarious display further helped by the fact that apparently the author takes all of this ''seriously''.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5824573/1/Garfield-Effect-Galaxy-Adventure Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure]]'' is his first foray into multi-chapter sequential stories, and when it's not giving us such gems as Garfield crossing the galaxy at highway speed, it's following the plot of ''VideoGame/MassEffect'' pretty faithfully.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9690929/1/Zero-Dark-Garfield Zero Dark Garfield]]'', a crossover with ''Film/ZeroDarkThirty'', sends Garfield after Osama Bin Laden. Yeah, let the fact that someone sent a bright, orange, lazy housecat after the man who ordered 3,000 Americans dead sink in for a minute.
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There are two fics [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6611927/1/Garfield-First-Blood-Part-II-Forever-Fist two]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5565702/1/Garfield-First-Blood fics]] that involve Garfield rescuing Natalie Portman from some kind of peril and then making love. More recently, [=ShakespeareHemmingway=] also wrote love.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11013421/1/The-Garfield-Bowl The Garfield Bowl]]'' is an entire fic of Music/KanyeWest getting so pissed off about Garfield performing the Super Bowl halftime instead of him, that he [[DisproportionateRetribution infects the fans in the stands with Ebola]]. Garfield then heals everyone with his penis.
** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6928423/1/The-King-s-Garfield The King's Garfield]]'' is a crossover with ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' that has Garfield out several Nazi spies and bone [[InsistentTerminology Queen Helena Bonham Carter]].
** ''FanFic/GarfieldRoyalRescue'' is
a story about Garfield rescuing ''Kate Middleton'' from Prince William! It is quite possibly his greatest masterpiece yet.



* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway ShakespeareHemmingway's Garfield fanfics]] must be read to be believed. Incoherent English, incoherent and sometimes ripped-off plots, and almost all of them somehow end with what we can presume to be sex. Yet at the same time they are {{awesomeness|IsAForce}} and apparently take place in an AlternateUniverse where Garfield isn't just a CoolCat, ''Garfield is an '' '''''[[CompleteImmortality immortal]] [[RatedMForManly MANLY]] [[OneManArmy badass]] [[UpToEleven of incalculable proportions]]''''', and hilariously so, especially once you realize that the author is taking this perceived awesomeness ''seriously''.
26th Mar '17 11:21:46 AM nombretomado
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* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7465453/1/Obscurus_Lupa_Wins_The_Olympics Obscurus Lupa Wins The Olympics]]'', a [[TrollFic clear parody]] where ObscurusLupa [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin wins the Olympics]] in the first few sentences, and proceeds to kill an EldritchAbomination at the center of the universe, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu punch the Devil]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking go on a date with a]] ParodySue.

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* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7465453/1/Obscurus_Lupa_Wins_The_Olympics Obscurus Lupa Wins The Olympics]]'', a [[TrollFic clear parody]] where ObscurusLupa WebVideo/ObscurusLupa [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin wins the Olympics]] in the first few sentences, and proceeds to kill an EldritchAbomination at the center of the universe, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu punch the Devil]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking go on a date with a]] ParodySue.
19th Mar '17 9:14:02 AM nombretomado
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* There's Something About Franchise/{{Halo}} is a very well-known and liked video on {{Newgrounds}}... the same can't be said for [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/348490 this utter mess]] [[TrollFic that was obviously created to infuriate as much people as possible]]. It is quite possibly [[{{Sturgeonslaw}} one of the worst]] videos on Newgrounds, not that it makes it any less hilarious.

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* There's Something About Franchise/{{Halo}} is a very well-known and liked video on {{Newgrounds}}...{{Website/Newgrounds}}... the same can't be said for [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/348490 this utter mess]] [[TrollFic that was obviously created to infuriate as much people as possible]]. It is quite possibly [[{{Sturgeonslaw}} one of the worst]] videos on Newgrounds, not that it makes it any less hilarious.
2nd Mar '17 9:48:38 AM Kelothan
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** * ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9844622/1/Steven-and-Amethyst-The-Love-That-Transcends-The-Doors-Of-Inanity Steven and Amethyst: The Love That Transcends The Doors of Inanity]]'' makes the above seem logical. The dialogue is [[PurpleProse pretentious]], the "erotic scenes" are gross, their are random scenes of people dying, and the whole thing ends with Steven and Amethyst being ''digested by their combined stomach juices'', Pearl and Garnet joining them out of grief, and Greg burying them in the toilet. Also, one of the characters is Commissioner Gordon.
27th Feb '17 10:06:10 AM katethegr8
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* ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7520529/1/ Fuery Plus Havoc Equals Love]] seems to go out of its way to be as awkward as possible without being a poorly written {{Lemon}}. The entirety of it consists of Havoc backing Fuery into a closet, while Fuery is randomly worrying about whether Havoc knows about his undying love for him. Havoc tells Fuery he loves him, and panics because he thinks he ruined their friendship. Fuery confesses that he loves Havoc too, they make out, and their clothes fall off. Mustang and Edward then walk past where the two were having their... event, and [[OutOfCharacter they act like they saw something only slightly abnormal and shrug it off almost immediately after fleeing the scene.]] The whole thing is hilarious, but Havoc has a line shortly after Mustang and Edward find him and Fuery that is pure ''gold,'' and I don't want to spoil it. This is so awful, that I couldn't help but enjoy it, despite shying away from [[SlashFic fanfics of this nature.]]

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* ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7520529/1/ Fuery Plus Havoc Equals Love]] seems to go out of its way to be as awkward as possible without being a poorly written {{Lemon}}. The entirety of it consists of Havoc backing Fuery into a closet, while Fuery is randomly worrying about whether Havoc knows about his undying love for him. Havoc tells Fuery he loves him, and panics because he thinks he ruined their friendship. Fuery confesses that he loves Havoc too, they make out, and their clothes fall off. Mustang and Edward then walk past where the two were having their... event, and [[OutOfCharacter they act like they saw something only slightly abnormal and shrug it off almost immediately after fleeing the scene.]] The whole thing is hilarious, but Havoc has a line shortly after Mustang and Edward find him and Fuery that is pure ''gold,'' and I don't want to spoil it. ''gold''. This is so awful, awful that I couldn't one can't help but enjoy it, despite shying away from [[SlashFic fanfics of this nature.]]it.
26th Feb '17 9:24:12 AM nombretomado
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* FanFic/LovesHeartstrings by Creator/SueMary is a gripping tale of romance against all odds between HannahMontana and... Po of WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda. Features hillariously bad spelling and a RonTheDeathEater version of Billy Ray Cyrus. Read it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings

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* FanFic/LovesHeartstrings by Creator/SueMary is a gripping tale of romance against all odds between HannahMontana Series/HannahMontana and... Po of WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda. Features hillariously bad spelling and a RonTheDeathEater version of Billy Ray Cyrus. Read it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings
24th Feb '17 8:45:12 PM ItsLikeVanilla
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* The ''WhoseLineIsItAnywayway?'' fanfic ''IProopedMyPants'' counts. It follows four incredibly unlikeable fraternal quadruplets as they pursue romantic relationships with characters from ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway?'' Notable moments include a character coming out of a coma because his girlfriend threatens to break up with him if he doesn't and the Mafia kidnapping one of the protagonists but allowing her to use her cellphone as long as she doesn't call the cops.

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* The ''WhoseLineIsItAnywayway?'' ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway?'' fanfic ''IProopedMyPants'' counts. It follows four incredibly unlikeable fraternal quadruplets as they pursue romantic relationships with characters from ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway?'' Notable moments include a character coming out of a coma because his girlfriend threatens to break up with him if he doesn't and the Mafia kidnapping one of the protagonists but allowing her to use her cellphone as long as she doesn't call the cops.
24th Feb '17 8:44:22 PM ItsLikeVanilla
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*The ''WhoseLineIsItAnywayway?'' fanfic ''IProopedMyPants'' counts. It follows four incredibly unlikeable fraternal quadruplets as they pursue romantic relationships with characters from ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway?'' Notable moments include a character coming out of a coma because his girlfriend threatens to break up with him if he doesn't and the Mafia kidnapping one of the protagonists but allowing her to use her cellphone as long as she doesn't call the cops.
10th Feb '17 2:49:19 PM Thunderchin
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* Behold the masterpiece that is [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6641020 Burning Rings of Fire]]. Music/KanyeWest gets his dick ripped off ''in the third sentence'' by a zombie Music/JohnnyCash, and it just gets crazier from there. Involving everyone from [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss Everdeen]] to ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}, this sadly unfinished piece of art is a sight to behold. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42eA02PZf5U Dramatic Reading here.]]
15th Jan '17 11:47:50 AM Jake18
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* "A Raptor's Lust", an [[SarcasmMode erotic]] fanfic starring [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]] and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a velociraptor]]. MST-ed by Blog/ToplessRobot [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/05/fan_fiction_friday_lara_croft_tomb_raider_in_a_rap.php here]], this story gave the world a human-and-raptor "romance", some of the most extreme examples of AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, Rob's commentary degenerating into multiple lines of '''[[{{Angrish}} "HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"]]''' and death threats against the author, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking copious misuse of the verb "whickered".]]

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* "A Raptor's Lust", an [[SarcasmMode erotic]] [[FetishRetardant "erotic"]] fanfic starring [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]] and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a velociraptor]]. MST-ed by Blog/ToplessRobot [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/05/fan_fiction_friday_lara_croft_tomb_raider_in_a_rap.php here]], this story gave the world a human-and-raptor "romance", some of the most extreme examples of AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, Rob's commentary degenerating into multiple lines of '''[[{{Angrish}} "HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"]]''' and death threats against the author, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking copious misuse of the verb "whickered".]]
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