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15th Oct '17 8:54:58 AM SeptimusHeap
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215599/1/Tales_of_the_Spageti_Womna Tales of the Spageti Womna]]. Nominally a Metroid CrackFic, it features such gems as as Ridley/Samus pairing, a crossover with WebAnimation/YouTubePoop, and [[VideoGame/{{F-Zero}} Captain Falcon's]] name being "misspelled" as things like "Caption Fallatio" [sic] and "Capetown Falcone". Almost like [=YouTube=] Poop in fanfic form.

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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215599/1/Tales_of_the_Spageti_Womna Tales of the Spageti Womna]]. Nominally a Metroid CrackFic, it features such gems as as Ridley/Samus pairing, a crossover with WebAnimation/YouTubePoop, and [[VideoGame/{{F-Zero}} [[VideoGame/FZero Captain Falcon's]] name being "misspelled" as things like "Caption Fallatio" [sic] and "Capetown Falcone". Almost like [=YouTube=] Poop in fanfic form.
8th Oct '17 6:03:48 PM hubakon1368
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* Dakari-King Mykan
** FanFic/MyLittleUnicorn is a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' HateFic [[MindScrew that's also an attempt at a]] FixFic, where half the characters are {{Mary Sue}}s and the other half are either StupidEvil villains or characters from the show that have been [[{{Flanderization}} flanderized into oblivion]], either for a cheap TakeThat or because the author is just that misinformed (apparently he hates [=FiM=] so much it "hurts" him, whatever that means). The author's main goal is to try and show that the PowerOfFriendship is useless, and the [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve power of belief]] is stronger. Yet the characters become friends anyway, and the power of belief seems to mean "Just grab the DeusExMachina generator and shout that you believe". And for a fic that is supposed to teach you that the PowerOfFriendship is powerless, you would think that he would at least take inspiration from a source other than Franchise/PowerRangers. You know, that one show based on ''[[{{Irony}} teamwork.]]'' The author can't really take criticism either. All of the secondary characters are thinly veiled {{Exp|y}}ies taken from shows the author likes, and the main characters are all either some kind of SelfInsert (even the ''BigBad'') or a FlatCharacter with an annoying gimmick (like speaking in PainfulRhyme and being an artist. Take that away and they're ''literally the same''). And that's just the beginning. All in all, this is PoesLaw at its finest, and most of the fun comes from watching just how deluded the author can get.
** The author's previous magnum opus, the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' [[{{Wangst}} Wangstfest]] known as Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds isn't far behind in terms of laughable badness. In a nutshell, Beast Boy [[CharacterDerailment turns evil and adopts the identity of]] [[PaperThinDisguise Count Logan]] and ''gleefully commits murder and genocide...'' [[DisproportionateRetribution all because Terra broke up with him in canon.]] Any attmept to evoke sympathy from him falls flat and BB instead comes off as an over-the-top whiny emo and Count Logan is so [[CardCarryingVillain hilariously pointlessly evil]] that reading his lines in Beast Boy's canon voice ruins any attempt to make him look a serious threat. Oh, and did we mention that the entire story exists in fact because the author was so devastated by [[ShipSinking Beast Boy and Terra not hooking up in the finale]] that he ''[[SeriousBusiness has nightmares about it to this very day?]]''

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* Dakari-King Mykan
Creator/DakariKingMykan:
** FanFic/MyLittleUnicorn ''FanFic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'' is a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' HateFic [[MindScrew that's also an attempt at a]] FixFic, where half the characters are {{Mary Sue}}s and the other half are either StupidEvil villains or characters from the show that have been [[{{Flanderization}} flanderized into oblivion]], either for a cheap TakeThat or because the author is just that misinformed (apparently he hates [=FiM=] so much it "hurts" him, whatever that means). The author's main goal is to try and show that the PowerOfFriendship is useless, and the [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve power of belief]] is stronger. Yet the characters become friends anyway, and the power of belief seems to mean "Just grab the DeusExMachina generator and shout that you believe". And for a fic that is supposed to teach you that the PowerOfFriendship is powerless, you would think that he would at least take inspiration from a source other than Franchise/PowerRangers. You know, that one show based on ''[[{{Irony}} teamwork.]]'' The author can't really take criticism either. All of the secondary characters are thinly veiled {{Exp|y}}ies taken from shows the author likes, and the main characters are all either some kind of SelfInsert (even the ''BigBad'') or a FlatCharacter with an annoying gimmick (like speaking in PainfulRhyme and being an artist. Take that away and they're ''literally the same''). And that's just the beginning. All in all, this is PoesLaw at its finest, and most of the fun comes from watching just how deluded the author can get.
** The author's previous magnum opus, the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' [[{{Wangst}} Wangstfest]] {{Wangst}}fest known as Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds ''Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds'' isn't far behind in terms of laughable badness. In a nutshell, Beast Boy [[CharacterDerailment turns evil and adopts the identity of]] [[PaperThinDisguise Count Logan]] and ''gleefully commits murder and genocide...'' [[DisproportionateRetribution all because Terra broke up with him in canon.]] Any attmept to evoke sympathy from him falls flat and BB instead comes off as an over-the-top whiny emo and Count Logan is so [[CardCarryingVillain hilariously pointlessly evil]] that reading his lines in Beast Boy's canon voice ruins any attempt to make him look a serious threat. Oh, and did we mention that the entire story exists in fact because the author was so devastated by [[ShipSinking Beast Boy and Terra not hooking up in the finale]] that he ''[[SeriousBusiness has nightmares about it to this very day?]]''
8th Oct '17 8:17:19 AM Malady
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* TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre stars "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" who was later renamed "Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen". It contains a gratuitous [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffi The Vampir Slayer]] Cameo, a thoroughly OOC Bella, now cast as an AlphaBitch-esque cheerleader, Tiaa doing a OperationJealousy with Edward's dad [[spoiler: who turns out the be the devil]], and [[spoiler: Edward, Twila, and Hamez killing Bella, and then [[ExtremeOmnivore eating her bed.]]]]

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* TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre ''Fanfic/TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre'' stars "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" who was later renamed "Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen". It contains a gratuitous [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffi The Vampir Slayer]] Cameo, a thoroughly OOC Bella, now cast as an AlphaBitch-esque cheerleader, Tiaa doing a OperationJealousy with Edward's dad [[spoiler: who turns out the be the devil]], and [[spoiler: Edward, Twila, and Hamez killing Bella, and then [[ExtremeOmnivore eating her bed.]]]]
30th Sep '17 8:51:37 PM Glaurung
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* Thomas Joshman ([[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Mirror_of_Dreams first book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Duel_of_Darkness second book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Stone_of_Immortality third book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Tomb_of_the_Government fourth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Secrets_of_Wizardry fifth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Quest_of_Death sixth book]]) is a series of... well, he never ''says'' they're Literature/HarryPotter fan fics, but it's set in a world just like Harry Potter. Almost every character or concept has a clear equivalent (Tom = Harry, Tim = Ron, Quelfree = Snape, Bendrist = Dumbledore, Milkenshland = Hogwarts, Teams 1-10 = the Houses, etc.), and it isn't unusual for actual phrases to be lifted (albeit misspelled and out of context) from the Harry Potter books themselves. It also includes bizarre dialogue, including quite a lot of ridiculously specific times ("He saw Quelfree scold Frederick for being on the pitch 2 ¼ seconds late"). Strange equivalents are chosen for Harry Potter's plot points - for example, whereas Harry was suspicious about the wound on Snape's leg, Tom was suspicious about Quelfree's "scrunchy face" (which I can only assume means that his face has been replaced with a hair tie). The author sometimes seems to forget which things are different from Harry Potter - for example, Milkenshland looks like a "normal human-looking school" in the first book, but it's a castle in the others, and the plane they take to school is referred to as a "train" at least twice. Some characters are also incredibly stupid, managing to forget key plot points just so that the reader can find them out in advance. Tom is even amazed that Tim knows the names of their ''closest friends'', apparently never managing to learn them himself. Here are a few more quotes:
-> a Team 10 boy with blonde hair walked up the corridor and said "Haha its Joshy. His stupid famous 30 year old mother was a pile of sweaty socks. Births in 1981. She would've died if that idiot Joshy wasn't born".[[note]]Yes, he said "Births in 1981." in the middle of his exposition-filled insult.[[/note]]
-> Quelfree looked like he just been battered by a bowling ball so Tom said to Tim "Has he been battered by a bowling ball" until Tim was confused and asked "What's a bowling ball" Tom said nevermind and Quelfree gave them both detentions for no reason.
-> "What's a Crinker" asked Tom. "Evil dolphins that can survive on land, they feed on Human and Wizard prey for jokes and cannibalize their own species when they die for fun" explained Tim. Suddenly a green eyed dolphin grabbed Tom's leg and it got bitten off. Tim helped Tom to the hospital quickly until Oswald met Tim again and tripped them over into the Crinkers. Tim lost an ear and a nose while Tom lost a hand and 3 eyelashes. Tom woke up in the hospital a week later with 50 bandages on him.

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* Thomas Joshman ([[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Mirror_of_Dreams first book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Duel_of_Darkness second book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Stone_of_Immortality third book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Tomb_of_the_Government fourth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Secrets_of_Wizardry fifth book]], [[http://thomasjoshmanplace.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Donut4/Thomas_Joshman_and_the_Quest_of_Death sixth book]]) ''Fanfic/ThomasJoshman'' is a series of... well, he never ''says'' they're Literature/HarryPotter fan fics, but it's set in a world just like Harry Potter. Almost every character or concept has a clear equivalent (Tom = Harry, Tim = Ron, Quelfree = Snape, Bendrist = Dumbledore, Milkenshland = Hogwarts, Teams 1-10 = the Houses, etc.), and it isn't unusual for actual phrases to be lifted (albeit misspelled and out of context) from the Harry Potter books themselves. It also includes bizarre dialogue, including quite a lot of ridiculously specific times ("He saw Quelfree scold Frederick for being on the pitch 2 ¼ seconds late"). Strange equivalents are chosen for Harry Potter's plot points - for example, whereas Harry was suspicious about the wound on Snape's leg, Tom was suspicious about Quelfree's "scrunchy face" (which I can only assume means (your guess is as good as ours about what that his face has been replaced with a hair tie).means). The author sometimes seems to forget which things are different from Harry Potter - for example, Milkenshland looks like a "normal human-looking school" in the first book, but it's a castle in the others, and the plane they take to school is referred to as a "train" at least twice. Some characters are also incredibly stupid, managing to forget key plot points just so that the reader can find them out in advance. Tom is even amazed that Tim knows the names of their ''closest friends'', apparently never managing to learn them himself. Here are a A few more quotes:
-> a --> "[A] Team 10 boy with blonde hair walked up the corridor and said "Haha 'Haha its Joshy. His stupid famous 30 year old mother was a pile of sweaty socks. Births in 1981. She would've died if that idiot Joshy wasn't born".born'.[[note]]Yes, he said "Births in 1981." in In the middle of his exposition-filled insult.[[/note]]
-> Quelfree
[[/note]]"
--> "Quelfree
looked like he just been battered by a bowling ball so Tom said to Tim "Has 'Has he been battered by a bowling ball" ball' until Tim was confused and asked "What's 'What's a bowling ball" ball' Tom said nevermind and Quelfree gave them both detentions for no reason.
-> "What's
reason."
--> "'What's
a Crinker" Crinker' asked Tom. "Evil 'Evil dolphins that can survive on land, they feed on Human and Wizard prey for jokes and cannibalize their own species when they die for fun" fun' explained Tim. Suddenly a green eyed dolphin grabbed Tom's leg and it got bitten off. Tim helped Tom to the hospital quickly until Oswald met Tim again and tripped them over into the Crinkers. Tim lost an ear and a nose while Tom lost a hand and 3 eyelashes. Tom woke up in the hospital a week later with 50 bandages on him.
him."
18th Sep '17 4:21:44 PM Kelothan
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17th Sep '17 1:28:10 PM nombretomado
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*** "AND THEN STARGLEAM [[HowDoIUsedTense WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"

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*** "AND THEN STARGLEAM [[HowDoIUsedTense [[UsefulNotes/HowDoIUsedTense WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"
17th Sep '17 5:46:12 AM Scifimaster92
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-->''This fanfic's kinda like Passenger of Shit or Music/AnalCunt: It's blatantly, horribly unprofessional, but it's such professional unprofessionality that I can't help but be entertained by it.''

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-->''This fanfic's kinda like Passenger of Shit Music/PassengerOfShit or Music/AnalCunt: It's blatantly, horribly unprofessional, but it's such professional unprofessionality that I can't help but be entertained by it.''
15th Sep '17 5:43:26 PM Malady
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* Not nearly as bad, but still a sterling example of how crappy fanfiction can get, is the Harry Potter tale called ''ASadStory''. It's a oneshot wherein Harry is regularly beaten by Uncle Vernon, falls in love with a girl with her own abusive guardian, and is killed. The author doesn't give a damn about continuity, characterization, or common sense. ('... he grabbed Harry by the neck and dragged him to the garden Shed. He padlocked the door with at least 20 locks.')

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* Not nearly as bad, but still a sterling example of how crappy fanfiction can get, is the Harry Potter tale called ''ASadStory''.''Fanfic/ASadStory''. It's a oneshot wherein Harry is regularly beaten by Uncle Vernon, falls in love with a girl with her own abusive guardian, and is killed. The author doesn't give a damn about continuity, characterization, or common sense. ('... he grabbed Harry by the neck and dragged him to the garden Shed. He padlocked the door with at least 20 locks.')
15th Sep '17 1:13:26 AM lalalei2001
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* '''[[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/59566 The Battle]]''' is apparently a short Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that goes nowhere. It starts with the author inserting somebody named "Trey" who apparently knows karate and beats a bully up. Then they appear out of nowhere inside Yugi's head, then they appear at Yugi's game shop. Infamously, the author even pairs himself up with one of the female characters, Anzu.

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* '''[[http://www.''[[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/59566 The Battle]]''' Battle]]'' is apparently a short Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that goes nowhere. It starts with the author inserting somebody named "Trey" who apparently knows karate and beats a bully up. Then they appear out of nowhere inside Yugi's head, then they appear at Yugi's game shop. Infamously, the author even pairs himself up with one of the female characters, Anzu.



* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle]]'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, and a hilarious ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.

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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle]]'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, and a hilarious way the Yugis figure out the Mind Shuffle, and an ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.
15th Sep '17 1:05:26 AM lalalei2001
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, and a hilarious ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.

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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/838284/1/What-Lies-In-A-Puzzle What Lies in a Puzzle'', Puzzle]]'', a ''Anime/YuGiOh'' fanfic that takes the premise of Pegasus conquering the world and does little to nothing with it, contains numerous spelling and grammar errors that marginally improve as the story goes on, and a hilarious ending that can be seen coming from a mile away simply because Yugi has all five Exodia pieces.
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