History Series / TheRedGreenShow

12th Feb '17 3:17:38 PM Morgenthaler
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** This is because Bill is actually [[CanonImmigrant a character named 'Bill from Bala']] that Rick Green originated when he was a member of TheFrantics. His shtick was that sooner or later, he'd end up directing any conversation towards a long-winded discussion of his hometown of Bala, Ontario; this is the real reason that Red didn't bother getting a good mike for his camera.

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** This is because Bill is actually [[CanonImmigrant a character named 'Bill from Bala']] that Rick Green originated when he was a member of TheFrantics.Radio/TheFrantics. His shtick was that sooner or later, he'd end up directing any conversation towards a long-winded discussion of his hometown of Bala, Ontario; this is the real reason that Red didn't bother getting a good mike for his camera.
21st Dec '16 6:33:23 PM Twentington
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** In one episode, Red, Dalton, and Mike hurt themselves. Mike goes to a masseuse and feels better, and recommends Red and Dalton go as well, which they first refuse but change their minds once they find out she's attractive. It turns out she's a male undercover cop, and Red and Dalton are {{Squick}}ed, but Mike doesn't care and plans to keep going, since he was the only one going there specifically for treatment and not just to get touched by a pretty girl (although you would think he'd at least be concerned about the cop part).

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** In one episode, Red, Dalton, and Mike hurt themselves. Mike goes to a masseuse and feels better, and recommends Red and Dalton go as well, which they first refuse but change their minds once they find out she's attractive. It turns out she's a male undercover cop, and Red and Dalton are {{Squick}}ed, disgusted, but Mike doesn't care and plans to keep going, since he was the only one going there specifically for treatment and not just to get touched by a pretty girl (although you would think he'd at least be concerned about the cop part).
21st Dec '16 2:48:23 PM Discar
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* AManIsNotAVirgin: Ranger Gord was a virgin when he was first assigned to Fire Watch Tower #13, and then spent 11 or 12 years living alone in the woods before Red finds him. You can imagine what that's done for his sanity.
29th Nov '16 5:05:00 AM TheCuza
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* FartsOnFire: Alluded to by Red after the Lodge's giant length of sausages explodes when they try to cook it.
-->'''Red:''' Apparently, we didn't get the interior of the sausage as sterile as it needs to be, gettin' a methane buildup in there... Those of you in a college fraternity know that methane is ''flammable''...
26th Aug '16 3:30:20 AM TheCuza
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---> ''(Red and Dalton are arguing about the existence of angels)''\\

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---> ''(Red ''[Red and Dalton are arguing about over the existence of angels)''\\angels]''\\
21st Aug '16 2:58:41 PM speedyboris
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* ButIDigress: In "Free Apricots", during the "Experts" sketch:
--> '''Harold''': "Dear experts, how are you?"\\
'''Ranger Gord''': Well actually, I'm a little upset today, because I lost my favorite pair of sunglasses. ''(Gord is wearing said sunglasses on top of his head)'' But y'know, it's not the end of the world. No way. That doesn't happen until the year 2015, in November, on a Thursday, and it's after lunch. Okay? So you can't get too upset when you lose something. The thing is, you have to remember to replace the thing that you lost with something new, and the real tricky part is, you have to remember to replace the same thing with the same thing. In other words, you can't replace a pair of sunglasses by buying a waffle iron. Okay? There it is. ''(the sunglasses fall over his eyes)'' Excuse me, I think a fuse blew. ''(Red pulls his sunglasses off)'' Oh no, it's okay, someone's got it.\\
''(after much audience laughter/applause)''\\
'''Harold''': ...Our letter ''continues''....
20th Aug '16 8:57:11 PM TheCuza
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* IneffectualDeathThreat:
--> '''Dalton''': You know what we could say? [[{{Pun}} "I'll bet you never sausage a thing!"]]\\
'''Red''': ...Don't make me kill you, Dalton.


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* LamePunReaction: Red and Dalton discuss what to do if they get pulled over by cops [[ItMakesSenseInContext while towing a flatbed trailer carrying an enormous length of sausage links]].
-->'''Dalton''': You know what we could say? ''[snickering]'' "I bet you never ''sausage'' a thing!"\\
'''Red''': ...Don't make me kill you, Dalton.
15th May '16 12:14:47 PM AmbiguousKangaroo
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Since the lodge members include such sterling intellects as [[CloudCuckooLander Ranger Gord]] the (extremely) lonely forest ranger, Dougie Franklin the mechanic, Edgar Montrose the inept explosives enthusiast, Arnie Dogen the injury-prone roofer and aspiring country singer, Winston Rothschild, III, the prissy sewage magnate, Mike Hammer the itinerant felon, Dalton Humphrey the avaricious storekeeper, Hap Shaughnessy the pathological liar, Buzz Sherwood the hippie pilot, and Ed Frid the hamster-phobic animal control officer...not a lot ever tends to get done, except by way of confusing the issue further.

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Since the lodge members include such sterling intellects as [[CloudCuckooLander Ranger Gord]] the (extremely) lonely forest ranger, Dougie Franklin the mechanic, Edgar Montrose the inept half-deaf explosives enthusiast, Arnie Dogen the injury-prone roofer and aspiring country singer, Winston Rothschild, III, the prissy sewage magnate, Mike Hammer the itinerant felon, Dalton Humphrey the avaricious storekeeper, Hap Shaughnessy the pathological liar, Buzz Sherwood the hippie pilot, and Ed Frid the hamster-phobic animal control officer...not a lot ever tends to get done, except by way of confusing the issue further.
29th Mar '16 10:28:28 PM dannybeans
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*** "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."
22nd Feb '16 4:50:01 PM TheCuza
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-->'''Mike:''' ''[horrified]'' You didn't see what ''I'' saw!\\
'''Red:''' ...Lawn mowing?\\
'''Mike:''' Worse! Trampoline!
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