History Series / MarriedWithChildren

18th Jun '16 2:18:06 AM Morgenthaler
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* SummationGathering: Parodied, as with many other detective tropes, in the NoirEpisode "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick". After Al has been [[FrameUp framed for the murder]] of an old rich man, he gathers the man's family and ends up accusing all of them of being the real murderer. His reasoning is either non-existent or hilariously faulty (like accusing a man with two hook hands of holding the murder weapon, or a retarded man of being a criminal mastermind), until he does prove himself with a bit of deductive logic that the FemmeFatale did it.
6th May '16 9:45:35 AM Erin582
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--> '''Al:''' Ladies, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's ''the fat'' that makes you look fat!\\\
'''Al:''' A woman came into the shoe store today, she was so fat, she had 4 smaller fat women orbiting her.

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--> '''Al:''' Ladies, Don't put on a dress and then ask us if it makes you look fat; we hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's ''the fat'' the ''fat'' that makes you look fat!\\\
'''Al:''' A woman came into the shoe store today, she today who was so fat, she had 4 smaller fat women orbiting around her.


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* DontExplainTheJoke: From time to time, but Bud in particular is guilty of this.
21st Apr '16 7:38:34 PM JM1982
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* TheGrimReaper: Unsurprisingly, Al associates Peg with her. The Reaper also appeared in one episode, played by a wigless Katey Sagal.
21st Apr '16 7:35:06 PM JM1982
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** Al has also compared Peg to a mosquito more than once.
21st Apr '16 7:33:06 PM JM1982
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* ActingForTwo: Done several times:
** Katey Sagal played both Peggy and the Grim Reaper, doing the latter role without her red wig;
** Amanda Bearse played both Marcy and Marcy's lesbian cousin Mandy;
** David Faustino played both Bud and [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bud's "cool side";]]
** Ed O'Neill played both Al and the ghost of Al's father.
21st Apr '16 7:20:21 PM JM1982
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** Kelly's been bitten by poisonous insects and and hit with a frisbee;
** Marcy's been run over with a shopping cart;

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** Kelly's been bitten by poisonous insects and and insects, hit in the head with a frisbee;
frisbee and rollerskated into a door;
** Marcy's been run over with a shopping cart;cart and bitten by a poisonous rodent that turned her into a hunchback;
31st Mar '16 10:06:02 PM HarryLovesHermione
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** Peg interrupts Al's mission to found a Church of No Ma'am to take her out on her birthday, which he makes perfectly clear in front of the men he's not happy about it. The Church dissipates on their first meeting when Marcy shows the congregation video evidence of Al not just wining and dining Peg, but ''genuinely enjoying himself''.
-->'''Marcy''': There you have it! Your leader, on a date, with his wife, DEEPLY IN LOVE!
-->'''No Ma'am member''': Reverend Al, tell us you were with a hooker! Or at least a guy dressed like one!
-->'''Al''': ....I HAVE SINNED!
16th Mar '16 1:33:05 PM toregg
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16th Mar '16 1:31:04 PM toregg
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* TopTenList: When Jefferson becomes popular with women because of his appearances in "Romantic Roast" commercials, Marcy is scared he'll leave her for a fan. Al decides to give her a top 10 list on ways to be more attractive for her husband.
10. Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes.
9. Feather removing electrolysis.
8. Ski mask.
7. Sew up holes in ski mask.
6. Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times.
5. Beak job.
4. Put paper bag over ski mask.
3. Shave head, tattoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head, and learn to walk backwards.
2. Poke out eyes of every man on Earth.
1. Get President to make every day Halloween.
6th Mar '16 3:39:53 AM morenohijazo
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* ScrewTheElectricBill: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] when Al asked his family why they need to have all the lights on.
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