History Series / Conan

25th Jul '17 7:01:00 PM speedyboris
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* IrisOut: In the sketch "Two Guys, One Desk", it ends with an IrisOut on Jeff Ross's face.
7th Jul '17 9:50:21 PM WaterBlap
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* AnswersToTheNameOfGod: In one of the sketches where UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump repeatedly called UsefulNotes/BarackObama, an exasperated Obama said "Jesus..." and Trump relied, "Yes?"



* LongList: One sketch involved a waiter claiming he didn't need to write Conan and Andy's long lunch orders down. The amount of food that Conan and Andy ordered was ridiculous, and of course the waiter couldn't possibly memorize it all, despite claims to the contrary.
** The recurring sketch "Celebrity Income Breakdown" inevitably has one instance of this. One example, about Donald Trump:
--> '''Conan''': 50% real estate, 12% Trump steaks, 8% Trump water, 2% Trump dental floss, 2% Trump pony feed, 1% Trump sugarless gum, 1% Trump beach sandals, 1% Trump tiny eyeglass screwdrivers, 1% Trump pinatas, 1% Trump mufflers, 1% Trump googly eyes, 1% Trump lemon zesters, 1% Trump medicated anti-inflammatory patches, 1% Trump cat toys, 1% Trump parrot cages, 1% Trump 5 bean dip, 1% Trump bookmarks, 1% Trump diet ginger ale, 1% Trump colanders, 1% Trump salad bar sneeze guards, 1% Trump Frisbees, 1% Trump cocktail umbrellas, 1% Trump tile grout, 1% Trump monorails, 1% Trump ostrich saddles, 1% Trump scimitars, 1% Trump pencil erasers, 1% Trump squeegees, 1% Trump hang gliders, 1% Trump lasers, and 1% "Trump is an asshole" bumper stickers.

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One sketch involved a waiter claiming he didn't need to write Conan and Andy's long lunch orders down. The amount of food that Conan and Andy ordered was ridiculous, and of course the waiter couldn't possibly memorize it all, despite claims to the contrary.
** The recurring sketch "Celebrity Income Breakdown" inevitably has one instance of this. One example, about Donald Trump:\n--> '''Conan''': 50% real estate, 12% Trump steaks, 8% Trump water, 2% Trump dental floss, 2% Trump pony feed, 1% Trump sugarless gum, 1% Trump beach sandals, 1% Trump tiny eyeglass screwdrivers, 1% Trump pinatas, 1% Trump mufflers, 1% Trump googly eyes, 1% Trump lemon zesters, 1% Trump medicated anti-inflammatory patches, 1% Trump cat toys, 1% Trump parrot cages, 1% Trump 5 bean dip, 1% Trump bookmarks, 1% Trump diet ginger ale, 1% Trump colanders, 1% Trump salad bar sneeze guards, 1% Trump Frisbees, 1% Trump cocktail umbrellas, 1% Trump tile grout, 1% Trump monorails, 1% Trump ostrich saddles, 1% Trump scimitars, 1% Trump pencil erasers, 1% Trump squeegees, 1% Trump hang gliders, 1% Trump lasers, and 1% "Trump is an asshole" bumper stickers.



* OncePerEpisode: As with ''Late Night'' and ''The Tonight Show'', at the top of every show, Conan scrunches his legs together and jumps forward on a trumpet sting. Conan then stands up and points to the band, as they wrap up the opening theme.

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As with ''Late Night'' and ''The Tonight Show'', at the top of every show, Conan scrunches his legs together and jumps forward on a trumpet sting. Conan then stands up and points to the band, as they wrap up the opening theme.



** Ever since Donald Trump announced he was running for president in 2015, Conan's done his Trump impression in virtually every monologue. The impression consists of pulling his hair forward, making an exaggerated "sucking" face and delivering a stinging hand gesture into the camera while saying "You're fired!" or calling someone a loser. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtJAjtdcMoU&t=0m57s See just one example here.]]

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** Ever since Donald Trump UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump announced he was running for president in 2015, Conan's done his Trump impression in virtually every monologue. The impression consists of pulling his hair forward, making an exaggerated "sucking" face and delivering a stinging hand gesture into the camera while saying "You're fired!" or calling someone a loser. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtJAjtdcMoU&t=0m57s See just one example here.]]



** One of the "Donald Trump calls Barack Obama" calls features this:
--> '''Obama''': You can't control your impulses.\\
'''Trump''': I'll kill you for saying that!\\
'''Obama''': You probably can't even control your bowels.\\
'''Trump''': Jared! Get the big scooper!
10th Jun '17 7:06:46 AM speedyboris
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* TheSingularity: Parodied in the "Del Taco Del Flusho" sketch: A toilet with a special lever allows you to receive a new burrito every time you "[[ToiletHumour make more room]]". So basically, you do nothing but sit on the toilet, poop and eat in a never-ending cycle.
--> '''Narrator''': And the more you use it, the more Del Taco Del Flusho perfects its intuition, anticipating your body's needs, and gradually reducing the lag time between delivery, consumption, and elimination until your body and Del Taco achieve a perfect synchronized loop which we call "Delfinity".
1st Jun '17 3:59:07 AM jormis29
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* NakedPeopleAreFunny: In the 2015 Angie Harmon interview, previous guest Jeff Garlin interjected when the subject of butts came up:

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* NakedPeopleAreFunny: In the 2015 Angie Harmon Creator/AngieHarmon interview, previous guest Jeff Garlin interjected when the subject of butts came up:



** In the 6/15/15 interview with Angie Harmon, Conan admitted that he doesn't have a butt, and joked that his wife goes outside every night while looking at the ocean, and a single tear rolls down her cheek. Cue raucous laughter from Jeff Garlin.

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** In the 6/15/15 interview with Angie Harmon, Creator/AngieHarmon, Conan admitted that he doesn't have a butt, and joked that his wife goes outside every night while looking at the ocean, and a single tear rolls down her cheek. Cue raucous laughter from Jeff Garlin.
27th May '17 5:34:34 PM nombretomado
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* {{Joisey}}: Chris Ultimo, a PA for the show, is more Jersey Shore than the cast of JerseyShore, although he comes across as a lot nicer and smarter than them.

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* {{Joisey}}: Chris Ultimo, a PA for the show, is more Jersey Shore than the cast of JerseyShore, ''Series/JerseyShore'', although he comes across as a lot nicer and smarter than them.
24th May '17 7:00:46 AM speedyboris
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* SeparatedAtBirth: The premise of "Who's the Pope?"
19th May '17 9:54:18 AM speedyboris
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* JawDrop: Conan gave one when Steve Schirripa told an anecdote about how, one time at a restaurant, Reggie Jackson was rude to the staff, so in retaliation, the cooks stuck the shrimp he ordered up their butts and served it to him.
15th May '17 5:56:22 AM AaronHong
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6McWvftbaME "Celebrity Income Breakdowns"]] on Creator/NicolasCage involves the residuals he earned on ''so many ridiculous movies'' Conan himself starts {{corpsing}} at around the midpoint.
30th Apr '17 11:02:52 AM nombretomado
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** A particularly pointed one came when President Obama went on ''TheTonightShow'' in October 2011. Conan's punchline:

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** A particularly pointed one came when President Obama went on ''TheTonightShow'' ''Series/TheTonightShow'' in October 2011. Conan's punchline:
21st Apr '17 1:18:52 PM MarkLungo
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* AnswersToTheNameOfGod: In one of the sketches where Trump repeatedly called Obama, an exasperated Obama said "Jesus..." and Trump relied, "Yes?"
* {{Anticlimax}}: When Jordan Schlansky unveiled his replica of the 1977 Darth Vader helmet, he refused to let Conan touch it or even take it out of the box, for fear of damaging it or smudging it. All the two could do is stare at it while wearing gloves and surgical masks.

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* AnswersToTheNameOfGod: In one of the sketches where Trump UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump repeatedly called Obama, UsefulNotes/BarackObama, an exasperated Obama said "Jesus..." and Trump relied, "Yes?"
* {{Anticlimax}}: When Jordan Schlansky unveiled his replica of the 1977 [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader Vader]] helmet, he refused to let Conan touch it or even take it out of the box, for fear of damaging it or smudging it. All the two could do is stare at it while wearing gloves and surgical masks.
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