History SelfDemonstrating / SugarBowl

''Travel Log, day ???[[note]](there is a streak of [[StrawberryShorthand strawberry]] jam where the date should be)[[/note]]:'' [[TheAssimilator Hewwo!]] [[{{AndThenJohnWasAZombie}} Want a cwookie?]]

''Travel Log, day 7:'' I have run across what appear to be some locals. They are short, pudgy, and high spirited, constantly singing and sharing. Their language seems like [[SpeakingSimlish gibberish]]. I have dubbed them Sugbos. On further study, the high levels of sugar here seem to be causing me to develop [[TastesLikeDiabetes diabetes]].

''Travel Log, day 42:'' I don't understand it, it makes no sense! Yesterday, the rebel [[TakeThat Badniks]] had [[SugarApocalypse razed the capital city and started a campaign of genocide,]] but today it's as if none of that happened! Apparently, [[ImprobableInfantSurvival a small Sugbo child ran into the midst of the gunfire]], started [[ThePowerOfRock singing]] about [[AnAesop sharing]], and suddenly everyone was [[ThePowerOfFriendship holding hands]] and, [[ResetButton as if by magic]], the [[WorldHealingWave entire city was restored!]]

''Travel Log, day ???[[note]](there is a streak of [[StrawberryShorthand strawberry]] jam where the date should be)[[/note]]:'' [[TheAssimilator Aw, hewwo!]] [[{{AndThenJohnWasAZombie}} Want a cwookie?]]

''Travel Log, day ???[[color:red:[[note]](there is a streak of [[StrawberryShorthand strawberry]] jam where the date should be)]][[/note]]:'' [[TheAssimilator Aw, hewwo!]] [[{{AndThenJohnWasAZombie}} Want a cwookie?]]

''Travel Log, day 42:'' I don't understand it, it makes no sense! Yesterday, the rebel [[TakeThat Badniks]] had [[SugarApocalypse razed the capital city and started a campaign of genocide,]] but today it's as if none of that happened! Apparently, [[InfantImmortality a small Sugbo child ran into the midst of the gunfire]], started [[ThePowerOfRock singing]] about [[AnAesop sharing]], and suddenly everyone was [[ThePowerOfFriendship holding hands]] and, [[ResetButton as if by magic]], the [[WorldHealingWave entire city was restored!]]

''Travel Log, day 167:'' [[ApocalypticLog I think I am going mad.]] The more I try to [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome destwoy this bwasted, beautiful pwace,]] the [[HarmlessVillain more I fail]] and the wess I want too. [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain They even keep shawing theiw sweets wif me!!]] Ow noh, [[TheVirus ahm becoming one uv them.]] I... tink I'm going to stop now...

''Travel Log, day (Indeterminate)[[color:red:[[note]](there is a streak of [[StrawberryShorthand strawberry]] jam where the date should be)]][[/note]]:'' [[TheAssimilator Aw, hewwo!]] [[{{AndThenJohnWasAZombie}} Want a cwookie?]]

''Travel Log, day 16:'' Their society is quite fascinating; it is perhaps a {{Utopia}}. While they [[MedievalStasis do not seem technologically advanced]], living conditions are [[FluffyCloudHeaven heavenly]] and could not be [[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism farther]] from [[HumansAreBastards base human nature]]. In an effort to enlighten the Sugbos, I am teaching them about money, taxation, slavery, and war.

''Travel Log, day 42:'' I don't understand it, it makes no sense! Yesterday, the rebel Badniks had [[SugarApocalypse razed the capital city and started a campaign of genocide,]] but today it's as if none of that happened! Apparently, [[InfantImmortality a small Sugbo child ran into the midst of the gunfire]], started [[ThePowerOfRock singing]] about [[AnAesop sharing]], and suddenly everyone was [[ThePowerOfFriendship holding hands]] and, [[ResetButton as if by magic]], the [[WorldHealingWave entire city was restored!]]

''Travel Log, day (Indeterminate)[[color:red:[[note]](there is a streak of [[StrawberryShorthand strawberry]] jam where the date should be)]][[/note]]:'' [[TheAssimilator Aw, hewwo!]] [[{{AndThenJohnWasAZombie}} Want a cwookie?]]

''Travel Log, day (Indeterminate)[[note]][[color:red:(there is a streak of [[StrawberryShorthand strawberry]] jam where the date should be)]][[/note]]:'' [[TheAssimilator Aw, hewwo!]] [[{{AndThenJohnWasAZombie}} Want a cwookie?]]

''Travel Log, day (Indeterminate)[[color:red:[[hottip:*:(there is a streak of [[StrawberryShorthand strawberry]] jam where the date should be)]]]]:'' [[TheAssimilator Aw, hewwo!]] [[{{AndThenJohnWasAZombie}} Want a cwookie?]]

''Travel Log, day 42:'' I don't understand it, it makes no sense! Yesterday, the rebel Badniks had [[SugarApocalypse razed the capital city and started a campaign of genocide,]] but today it's as if none of that happened! Apparently, [[InfantImmortality a small Sugbo child ran into the midst of the gunfire]], started [[ThePowerOfRock singing]] about [[AnAesop sharing]], and suddenly everyone was [[ThePowerOfFriendship holding hands]] and, [[ResetButton as if by magic]], the [[{{World-Healing Wave}} entire city was restored!]]

''Travel Log, day (Indeterminate)[[color:red:[[hottip:*:(there is a streak of [[StrawberryShorthand strawberry]] jam where the date should be)]]]]:'' [[{{YouWillBeAssimilated}} Aw, hewwo!]] [[{{AndThenJohnWasAZombie}} Want a cwookie?]]

''Travel Log, day 5:'' Having entered the outskirts of this land, I've discovered that the wildlife is very... [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter cute.]] There do not appear to be any predators, and they come up to me quite confidently and seek sweets or to play. Most amazingly, they all seem [[TalkingAnimal capable of speech!]] [[ForScience In the interests of science]], [[KickTheDog I have also determined that they]] [[TastesLikeChicken taste like chicken.]] The trees all appear to be perpetually in season and fruit-laden. The river, which I originally supposed to be contaminated with some white substance, is actually a river of... ''milk''.