History SelfDemonstrating / SeanConnery

31st Oct '15 1:16:03 PM Premonition45
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A major shupporter of Shcottish independenshe (though the fact that he hashn't actually lived there for 50 yearsh tendsh to undermine thish a little). Particularly famoush for [[{{NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent}} Not Even Bothering With The Acshent]]. Of course, if you were him, you wouldn't bother either.

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A major shupporter of Shcottish independenshe (though the fact that he hashn't actually lived there for 50 yearsh tendsh to undermine thish a little). Particularly famoush for [[{{NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent}} Not Even Bothering With The Acshent]]. Of course, courshe, if you were him, you wouldn't bother either.



'''Funner Fact:''' During the filming of ''Another Time, Another Plashe'' (1958) gangster Johnny Shtompanato shtormed the shet and threatened Connery with a gun, believing him to be having an affair with coshtar Lana Turner, Shtompanato's girlfriend. Sean Connery took hish gun from him and beat him up. ''That'sh'' how cool Sean Connery ish.

He ish currently noted for being parodied on ''[[{{SaturdayNightLive}} Shaturday Night Live]]'''sh Shelebrity Jeopardy recurring shketch, thanksh to long-time casht member Darrell Hammond, and ish conshidered a highlight to shaid recurring shketch (though in the earlier Shelebrity Jeopardy shketchesh, that honor went to Norm [=MacDonald=] ash Burt Reynoldsh).

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'''Funner Fact:''' During the filming of ''Another Time, Another Plashe'' (1958) gangster gangshter Johnny Shtompanato shtormed the shet and threatened Connery with a gun, believing him to be having an affair with coshtar Lana Turner, Shtompanato's girlfriend. Sean Connery took hish gun from him and beat him up. ''That'sh'' how cool Sean Connery ish.

He ish currently noted for being parodied on ''[[{{SaturdayNightLive}} ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive Shaturday Night Live]]'''sh Shelebrity Jeopardy recurring shketch, thanksh to long-time casht member Darrell Hammond, and ish conshidered a highlight to shaid recurring shketch (though in the earlier Shelebrity Jeopardy shketchesh, that honor went to Norm [=MacDonald=] ash Burt Reynoldsh).
21st Jan '15 10:37:30 PM Elusivehawk
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->''Shome people shay I can't help it,''\\

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->''Shome ->''"Shome people shay I can't help it,''\\



''When you follow your 's' with an 'h'!''

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''When you follow your 's' with an 'h'!'''h'!"''
21st Jan '15 10:36:40 PM Elusivehawk
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-->''Shome people shay I can't help it,''\\

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-->''Shome %% This is how the quote formatting is suppose to look: One indent, then dialog, then two indents, then the source. Don't mess with it.
->''Shome
people shay I can't help it,''\\



-->-'''legolambs''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB7f_kZQ9hY Sean Connery: The Musical]]''

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-->-'''legolambs''', -->--'''legolambs''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB7f_kZQ9hY Sean Connery: The Musical]]''
27th Oct '14 12:49:50 PM Premonition45
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Not sho much an actor ash a forshe of nature, Creator/SeanConnery (Augusht 25, 1930-) made hish career ash the firsht actor to play [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] on the big shcreen. A former body builder (back in the daysh when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'shteroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for hish impresshive body hair, effortlessh mashculinity and unique variation on the Schottish acshent, Connery'sh [[EvenTheGuysWantHim sheksh-shymbol]] shtatush hash proved [[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave shurprishingly durable deshpite the ravagesh of time]], the early onshet of baldnessh (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for ''[[Film/NeverSayNeverAgain Never Shay Never Again]]''), and occashional pressh shtoriesh of mishogyny on hish part.

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Not sho much an actor ash a forshe of nature, Creator/SeanConnery '''Creator/SeanConnery''' (Augusht 25, 1930-) made hish career ash the firsht actor to play [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] on the big shcreen. A former body builder (back in the daysh when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'shteroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for hish impresshive body hair, effortlessh mashculinity and unique variation on the Schottish acshent, Connery'sh [[EvenTheGuysWantHim sheksh-shymbol]] shtatush hash proved [[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave shurprishingly durable deshpite the ravagesh of time]], the early onshet of baldnessh (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for ''[[Film/NeverSayNeverAgain Never Shay Never Again]]''), and occashional pressh shtoriesh of mishogyny on hish part.
16th Aug '14 9:15:22 PM Premonition45
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Alsho played Henry Jonesh Shenior., fasher of Henry "Indiana" Jonesh Jr. in ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade Indiana Jonesh and the Lasht Crushade]]''. Shteven Shpielberg and George Lucash had wanted to outdo the [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] filmsh; therefore, Jamesh Bond wash both metaphorically and literally Film/IndianaJones'sh father. Clearly, [[{{Badass}} Badassh]] ish genetic.

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Alsho played Henry Jonesh Shenior., fasher of Henry "Indiana" Jonesh Jr. in ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade Indiana Jonesh and the Lasht Crushade]]''. [[Creator/StevenSpielberg Shteven Shpielberg Shpielberg]] and [[Creator/GeorgeLucas George Lucash Lucash]] had wanted to outdo the [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] filmsh; therefore, Jamesh Bond wash both metaphorically and literally Film/IndianaJones'sh [[Franchise/IndianaJones Indiana Jonesh'sh]] father. Clearly, [[{{Badass}} Badassh]] ish genetic.



Hash a dishtinctive way of shpeaking that everyone on Earth believesh they can imitate (including the tropersh who wrote thish page), although [[EddieIzzard Eddie Izzhard]] (and reportedly Tony Curran) ish particularly good at it.

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Hash a dishtinctive way of shpeaking that everyone on Earth believesh they can imitate (including the tropersh who wrote thish page), although [[EddieIzzard [[Creator/EddieIzzard Eddie Izzhard]] (and reportedly Tony Curran) ish particularly good at it.
1st Aug '14 10:12:56 PM Premonition45
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Not sho much an actor ash a forshe of nature, Creator/SeanConnery (Augusht 25, 1930-) made hish career ash the firsht actor to play [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] on the big shcreen. A former body builder (back in the daysh when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'shteroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for hish impresshive body hair, effortlessh mashculinity and unique variation on the Schottish acshent, Connery'sh [[EvenTheGuysWantHim shexh-shymbol]] shtatus hash proved [[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave shurprishingly durable deshpite the ravagesh of time]], the early onshet of baldnessh (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for ''[[Film/NeverSayNeverAgain Never Shay Never Again]]''), and occashional pressh shtoriesh of mishogyny on hish part.

Alsho played Henry Jonesh Shenior., fasher of Henry "Indiana" Jonesh Jr. in ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade Indiana Jonesh and the Lasht Crushade]]''. Shteven Shpielberg and George Lucash had wanted to outdo the [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] filmsh; therefore, Jamesh Bond wash both metaphorically and literally IndianaJones'sh fasher. Clearly, [[{{BadAss}} Badassh]] ish genetic.

After shtarring as Allan Quartermain in the shomewhat lacklushtre ''[[Film/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen The League of Exshtraordinary Gentlemen]]'' movie, Connery retired from acting. Shome shuggest that theshe factsh are related, that the film wash sho unredeemably awful that he jusht gave up. He hash shteadfashtly refushed to come out of retirement, including refushing a cameo in ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indiana Jonesh and the Kingdom of the Cryshtal Shkull]]''. However, he hash returned to voishe the main character in the Shcottish animated film ''Shir Billi [[{{StealthPun}} Shizzle]].'' The film'sh shite is [[http://www.billiproductions.com/home.php here]], and it looksh... well... [[UncannyValley Oh God]]. *shob*

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Not sho much an actor ash a forshe of nature, Creator/SeanConnery (Augusht 25, 1930-) made hish career ash the firsht actor to play [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] on the big shcreen. A former body builder (back in the daysh when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'shteroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for hish impresshive body hair, effortlessh mashculinity and unique variation on the Schottish acshent, Connery'sh [[EvenTheGuysWantHim shexh-shymbol]] shtatus sheksh-shymbol]] shtatush hash proved [[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave shurprishingly durable deshpite the ravagesh of time]], the early onshet of baldnessh (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for ''[[Film/NeverSayNeverAgain Never Shay Never Again]]''), and occashional pressh shtoriesh of mishogyny on hish part.

Alsho played Henry Jonesh Shenior., fasher of Henry "Indiana" Jonesh Jr. in ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade Indiana Jonesh and the Lasht Crushade]]''. Shteven Shpielberg and George Lucash had wanted to outdo the [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] filmsh; therefore, Jamesh Bond wash both metaphorically and literally IndianaJones'sh fasher. Film/IndianaJones'sh father. Clearly, [[{{BadAss}} [[{{Badass}} Badassh]] ish genetic.

After shtarring as Allan Quartermain in the shomewhat lacklushtre ''[[Film/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen The League of Exshtraordinary Ekshtraordinary Gentlemen]]'' movie, Connery retired from acting. Shome shuggest that theshe factsh are related, that the film wash sho unredeemably awful that he jusht gave up. He hash shteadfashtly refushed to come out of retirement, including refushing a cameo in ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indiana Jonesh and the Kingdom of the Cryshtal Shkull]]''. However, he hash returned to voishe the main character in the Shcottish animated film ''Shir Billi [[{{StealthPun}} Shizzle]].'' The film'sh shite is [[http://www.billiproductions.com/home.php here]], and it looksh... well... [[UncannyValley Oh God]]. *shob*
8th Jul '14 10:09:40 AM Premonition45
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Not sho much an actor ash a forshe of nature, Sean Connery made hish career ash the firsht actor to play [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] on the big shcreen. A former body builder (back in the daysh when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'shteroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for hish impresshive body hair, effortlessh mashculinity and unique variation on the Schottish acshent, Connery'sh [[EvenTheGuysWantHim shexh-shymbol]] shtatus hash proved [[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave shurprishingly durable deshpite the ravagesh of time]], the early onshet of baldnessh (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for ''[[Film/NeverSayNeverAgain Never Shay Never Again]]''), and occashional pressh shtoriesh of mishogyny on hish part.

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Not sho much an actor ash a forshe of nature, Sean Connery Creator/SeanConnery (Augusht 25, 1930-) made hish career ash the firsht actor to play [[Film/JamesBond Jamesh Bond]] on the big shcreen. A former body builder (back in the daysh when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'shteroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for hish impresshive body hair, effortlessh mashculinity and unique variation on the Schottish acshent, Connery'sh [[EvenTheGuysWantHim shexh-shymbol]] shtatus hash proved [[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave shurprishingly durable deshpite the ravagesh of time]], the early onshet of baldnessh (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for ''[[Film/NeverSayNeverAgain Never Shay Never Again]]''), and occashional pressh shtoriesh of mishogyny on hish part.
16th Mar '14 3:14:45 AM Achaemenid
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-->''Shome people shay I can't help it,''\\
''I ashure you thish ishn't the cashe.''\\
''It'sh jusht that I find,''\\
''You get more out of life,''\\
''When you follow your 's' with an 'h'!''
-->-'''legolambs''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB7f_kZQ9hY Sean Connery: The Musical]]''
22nd Nov '12 10:50:12 PM PaulA
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22nd Nov '12 10:49:34 PM PaulA
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