History SelfDemonstrating / Deadpool

5th Feb '16 3:37:41 AM jormis29
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** And lately I've been having to divide readers' attention with Comicbook/IronMan. Just because of [[Film/IronMan the movies]] [[Film/TheAvengers where he appears]]. [[strike:I ''seriously'' need to go talk to Ryan Reynolds to get my own movie off the ground...]] HA! DONE! That wasn't so hard! It's amazing what some test footage does...you know, on top of a few bullets flying around. And Ryan finally got around to posting that picture of himself in my suit too! Sure he may not capture my sexiness perfectly, but [[https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/581485601674792960/photo/1 DAMN do I look good!]]
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** And lately I've been having to divide readers' attention with Comicbook/IronMan. Just because of [[Film/IronMan the movies]] [[Film/TheAvengers [[Film/TheAvengers2012 where he appears]]. [[strike:I ''seriously'' need to go talk to Ryan Reynolds to get my own movie off the ground...]] HA! DONE! That wasn't so hard! It's amazing what some test footage does...you know, on top of a few bullets flying around. And Ryan finally got around to posting that picture of himself in my suit too! Sure he may not capture my sexiness perfectly, but [[https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/581485601674792960/photo/1 DAMN do I look good!]]
4th Feb '16 7:12:49 PM ChaoticNovelist
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One or the other! Pick one!
* GambitRoulette or IndyPloy: So get this: I was attacking a ship of Skrulls and Super Skrulls, then offered 'em my services, then got captured, tortured, cloned for Super Deadpool Skrulls, then convinced the scientist to let me train the Deadpool Skrulls so they can kill all the other Skrulls on the ship. Knowing that the Deadpool Skrulls were all doomed because they [[{{Irony}} they don't have cancer]], I could then steal the information. None of this was [[spoiler:Nick Fury]]'s plan, but damn it was fun.
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* GambitRoulette or IndyPloy: GambitRoulette: So get this: I was attacking a ship of Skrulls and Super Skrulls, then offered 'em my services, then got captured, tortured, cloned for Super Deadpool Skrulls, then convinced the scientist to let me train the Deadpool Skrulls so they can kill all the other Skrulls on the ship. Knowing that the Deadpool Skrulls were all doomed because they [[{{Irony}} they don't have cancer]], I could then steal the information. None of this was [[spoiler:Nick Fury]]'s plan, but damn it was fun.
4th Feb '16 7:12:13 AM Morgenthaler
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* BeenThereShapedHistory: ''IngloriousBasterds''? [[http://www.funnyjunk.com/Deadpool+vs+Hitler/funny-pictures/5072129 Amateurs next to me, Nate and]] ComicBook/NickFury! Take that, [[StupidJetpackHitler Stupid Time-Travelling Hitler]]!
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* BeenThereShapedHistory: ''IngloriousBasterds''? ''Film/IngloriousBasterds''? [[http://www.funnyjunk.com/Deadpool+vs+Hitler/funny-pictures/5072129 Amateurs next to me, Nate and]] ComicBook/NickFury! Take that, [[StupidJetpackHitler Stupid Time-Travelling Hitler]]!
30th Jan '16 3:55:13 AM DannWoolf
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** This version of Me manages to get a [[EnsembleDarkhorse limited series again,]] called ''Deadpool Killustrated,'' where he doesn't just kill Marvel Alternate Universes, [[OmnicidalManiac but goes out of his way to kill the all fiction itself.]]
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** This version of Me manages to get a [[EnsembleDarkhorse limited series again,]] called ''Deadpool Killustrated,'' where he doesn't just kill Marvel Alternate Universes, [[OmnicidalManiac but goes out of his way to kill the all fiction itself.]]
29th Jan '16 6:22:16 PM AlexEisenkreuz
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* BiTheWay: It's canon that I'm pansexual, a more inclusive form of bisexual.
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* BiTheWay: It's canon that I'm pansexual, "pansexual," which is really just a more inclusive form pretentious way of bisexual.saying bisexual. ** But I'm not just any kind of bisexual. I'm the [[DepravedBisexual depraved]] kind!
28th Jan '16 5:06:53 AM ShiroAkuma
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** And then I fight Marcus, who is a Centaur Werewolf [[ComicBook/VenomAlienSymbiote]]...with diabetes.
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** And then I fight Marcus, who is a Centaur Werewolf [[ComicBook/VenomAlienSymbiote]]...[[ComicBook/{{Venom}} Alien Symbiote]]...with diabetes.
28th Jan '16 5:05:56 AM ShiroAkuma
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** And then I fight Marcus, who is a Centaur Werewolf [[ComicBook/Venom Alien Symbiote]]...with Diabetes.
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** And then I fight Marcus, who is a Centaur Werewolf [[ComicBook/Venom Alien Symbiote]]...[[ComicBook/VenomAlienSymbiote]]...with Diabetes.diabetes.
12th Jan '16 9:21:28 PM SilverWings
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* Spider-Man/Deadpool: A new comic about my misadventures with everyone's favorite wall-crawler.

** We now have a new comic book where we co-star, Spider-Man/Deadpool! In one of the first scenes we're tied up together and I have to get him to stop squirming in order to keep him from turning me on any more than I already was.

** {{Expy}}: Step 1: Copy everything about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Pierce Donald Pierce]]. Step 2: Give him my wardrobe and change his name to Deadpool without changing anything else about him. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
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** {{Expy}}: Step 1: Copy everything about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Pierce Donald org/wiki/Donald_Pierce Pierce]]. Step 2: Give him my wardrobe and change his name to Deadpool without changing anything else about him. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
12th Jan '16 12:42:16 PM SquallCloud
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* ShapeshiftingSquick: Ah [[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/b/b3/Copycat233.jpg/200px-Copycat233.jpg Vanessa]], the great love of my life and best thing that ever happened to me. Too bad that a woman who kept turning into any wet dream in my demented mind was too sexistic to be allowed to exist. At least we got through quite a few Marvel heroines before she was killed off.
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* ShapeshiftingSquick: ShapeshiftingSeducer: Ah [[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/b/b3/Copycat233.jpg/200px-Copycat233.jpg Vanessa]], the great love of my life and best thing that ever happened to me. Too bad that a woman who kept turning into any wet dream in my demented mind was too sexistic to be allowed to exist. At least we got through quite a few Marvel heroines before she was killed off.
7th Jan '16 6:50:21 PM Kalaong
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** He's giving it [[Film/Deadpool2016 another try]], though, because he loves me ''that'' much![[note]]Seriously! The only reason this movie got ''made'' is because he made and starred in his own mock trailer of me sketching a kill in crayon before jumping off a freeway overpass into an SUV and beating the ever-loving shit out of everyone in it! And showing them the drawing![[/note]] And he made sure they ''didn't'' sew my fucking mouth shut this time, so my new movie will have 100% of your daily recommended intake of fourth wall-breaking obscenity!
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** He's giving it [[Film/Deadpool2016 [[Film/{{Deadpool2016}} another try]], though, because he loves me ''that'' much![[note]]Seriously! The only reason this movie got ''made'' is because he made and starred in his own mock trailer of me sketching a kill in crayon before jumping off a freeway overpass into an SUV and beating the ever-loving shit out of everyone in it! And showing them the drawing![[/note]] And he made sure they ''didn't'' sew my fucking mouth shut this time, so my new movie will have 100% of your daily recommended intake of fourth wall-breaking obscenity!
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