History SelfDemonstrating / CrankyKong

9th Feb '16 4:31:18 PM Karxrida
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Dewick for cut.
I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]] [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganondorf}} and his]] MovesetClone (Get it? Heh-heh), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} the bipedal jackal who mutters about "aura"]], along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII that broody punk with that oversized toothpick]], [[Videogame/{{Bayonetta}} that shameless hussy who should be arrested for indecent exposure]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
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I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], goddess, [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]] [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganondorf}} and his]] MovesetClone (Get it? Heh-heh), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} the bipedal jackal who mutters about "aura"]], along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII that broody punk with that oversized toothpick]], [[Videogame/{{Bayonetta}} that shameless hussy who should be arrested for indecent exposure]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
15th Dec '15 3:31:19 PM xelldx
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Guess I'll start with my name. See here, most people these days know me as Cranky Kong--can't rightly imagine why, though. Thing is, the ape you're looking at was the ''original'' Donkey Kong - back when all it took was four frames of animation and an infinite supply of barrels to strike ''terror'' into the hearts of game players. Look at my no-good son (or grandson, those lazy boneheads at {{Nintendo}} couldn't keep consistency if their whole company depended on it), what with his tie-wearing, his bongo playing, his peg-swinging…!
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Guess I'll start with my name. See here, most people these days day know me as Cranky Kong--can't rightly imagine why, though. Thing is, the ape you're looking at was the ''original'' Donkey Kong - back when all it took was four frames of animation and an infinite supply of barrels to strike ''terror'' into the hearts of game players. Look at my no-good son (or grandson, those lazy boneheads at {{Nintendo}} couldn't keep consistency if their whole company depended on it), what with his tie-wearing, his bongo playing, his peg-swinging…!

I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]] [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganondorf}} and his]] MovesetClone (Get it? Heh-heh), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} the bipedal jackal who mutters about "aura"]], along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]],[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII that broody punk with that oversized toothpick]],[[Videogame/{{Bayonetta}} that shameless hussy who should be arrested for indecent exposure]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
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I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]] [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganondorf}} and his]] MovesetClone (Get it? Heh-heh), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} the bipedal jackal who mutters about "aura"]], along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]],[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII sideshow]], [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII that broody punk with that oversized toothpick]],[[Videogame/{{Bayonetta}} toothpick]], [[Videogame/{{Bayonetta}} that shameless hussy who should be arrested for indecent exposure]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
15th Dec '15 3:29:58 PM xelldx
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I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]] [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganondorf}} and his]] MovesetClone (Get it? Heh-heh), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} the bipedal jackal who mutters about "aura"]], along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
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I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]] [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganondorf}} and his]] MovesetClone (Get it? Heh-heh), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} the bipedal jackal who mutters about "aura"]], along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], sideshow]],[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII that broody punk with that oversized toothpick]],[[Videogame/{{Bayonetta}} that shameless hussy who should be arrested for indecent exposure]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
8th Dec '15 9:29:12 AM BreakinBenny
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I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]] and his MovesetClone (Get it? Heh-heh), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]], SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} the bipedal jackal who mutters about "aura"]], along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
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I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]] [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganondorf}} and his his]] MovesetClone (Get it? Heh-heh), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]], SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} the bipedal jackal who mutters about "aura"]], along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
8th Dec '15 9:28:12 AM BreakinBenny
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Oh...it was one of you tropers again, eh? Jumping from page to page all day and night--drives an old ape to tears, really... Hold up - so you're actually here to learn about ''my'' history now, are ya? Well, it's about time, if I do say so m'self! Right--where to begin... Guess I'll start with my name. See here, most people these days know me as Cranky Kong--can't rightly imagine why, though. Thing is, the ape you're looking at was the ''original'' Donkey Kong - back when all it took was four frames of animation and an infinite supply of barrels to strike ''terror'' into the hearts of game players. Look at my no-good son (or grandson, those lazy boneheads at Nintendo couldn't keep consistency if their whole company depended on it), what with his tie-wearing, his bongo playing, his peg-swinging...!
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Oh...it Oh…it was one of you tropers [[BreakingtheFourthWall tropers]] again, eh? Jumping from page to page all day and night--drives an old ape to tears, really... Hold up - so you're actually here to learn about ''my'' history now, are ya? Well, it's about time, if I do say so m'self! Right--where to begin... begin… Guess I'll start with my name. See here, most people these days know me as Cranky Kong--can't rightly imagine why, though. Thing is, the ape you're looking at was the ''original'' Donkey Kong - back when all it took was four frames of animation and an infinite supply of barrels to strike ''terror'' into the hearts of game players. Look at my no-good son (or grandson, those lazy boneheads at Nintendo {{Nintendo}} couldn't keep consistency if their whole company depended on it), what with his tie-wearing, his bongo playing, his peg-swinging...! peg-swinging…!

So! It all began at the beginning of TheEighties (that's ''nineteen'' 80's, if you didn't realize), the era where the video arcade was alive and thriving! ''VideoGame/PacMan'' was gorging himself on ghosts, dots, and cherries, the ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' were upsetting the availability of Japanese yen, and...''Radar Scope'' was crashing and burning--the latest in Japanese videogame developer Creator/{{Nintendo}}'s attempts to break into the North American market. Things were getting desperate, so the president of the company--the late Hiroshi Yamauchi (may he rest in peace) asked Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto, who had been working at the company for just a few years on at that point, to design a game that the unsold ''Radar Scope'' units can be converted into. What the company needed (among other things) was their actual own stable of characters, after attempts to secure the ''ComicStrip/{{Popeye}}'' license fell through.
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So! It all began at the beginning of TheEighties (that's ''nineteen'' 80's, if you didn't realize), the era where the video arcade was alive and thriving! ''VideoGame/PacMan'' was gorging himself on ghosts, dots, and cherries, the ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' were upsetting the availability of Japanese yen, and...''Radar and…''Radar Scope'' was crashing and burning--the latest in Japanese videogame developer Creator/{{Nintendo}}'s attempts to break into the North American market. Things were getting desperate, so the president of the company--the late Hiroshi Yamauchi (may he rest in peace) asked Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto, who had been working at the company for just a few years on at that point, to design a game that the unsold ''Radar Scope'' units can be converted into. What the company needed (among other things) was their actual own stable of characters, after attempts to secure the ''ComicStrip/{{Popeye}}'' license fell through. through.

I was dreamed up by Mr. Miyamoto as an antagonist that's "nothing too evil or repulsive" (hmph), so I ended up in the form of an ape. EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys, [[OrSoIHeard or so I keep getting told]]. Well, that's all fine and dandy. But how did I get named ''Donkey'' Kong? [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Monkeys aren't donkeys]], after all. Well...he was over there in Japan, where they don't always speak English s'good. He wanted a name that gave the the "stupid ape" impression (not going to say anything, nope nope nope), and he had a dictionary. Well, one thing lead to another, and Mr. Miyamoto used my name as the game's title, since ''I'' was the strongest character of the game. 'Course he did! ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong'' was a smash hit all over the world -- and all because of me! I was what the kids called "OG" - Original Gorilla! I...sorry, lost myself again. The game itself was an exemplar of the great values of the old days of video gaming, where my rolling barrels, throwing jumping jacks, and...running a pie factory somehow...made the player, who controlled a goofy little character named [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros "Jumpman"]], work and sweat and dump in quarter after quarter to get to the end of each level and the game. Yeah, yeah, he won, I lost. I took my beating like a champ, and always was ready for the next round, with the obstacles a little faster, the timer a little shorter, and hapless sucker in a near-constant state of dread, hunched over the joystick and the buttons like a--nevermind. After the success of my first game, I found myself a little woman to settle down with, and we had a son -- my boy, Junior. For some reason, though, when Nintendo naturally called me back in to make the inevitable sequel to my first game, they decided to make ''me'' the DistressedDude by having that Jumpman character stick me in a cage, and make Junior the star! Pah, no respect, even then... still, I suppose the kid didn't do too bad a job for his first and only ever outing -- poor Junior just couldn't hack it in the gaming industry.
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I was dreamed up by Mr. Miyamoto as an antagonist that's "nothing too evil or repulsive" (hmph), so I ended up in the form of an ape. EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys, [[OrSoIHeard or so I keep getting told]]. Well, that's all fine and dandy. But how did I get named ''Donkey'' Kong? [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Monkeys aren't donkeys]], after all. Well...he Well…he was over there in Japan, where they don't always [[GratuitousEnglish speak English s'good. s'good]]. He wanted a name that gave the the "stupid ape" impression (not going to say anything, nope nope nope), and he had a dictionary. Well, one thing lead to another, and Mr. Miyamoto used my name as the game's title, since ''I'' was the strongest character of the game. 'Course he did! ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong'' was a smash hit all over the world -- and all because of me! I was what the kids called "OG" - Original Gorilla! I...sorry, I…sorry, lost myself again. The game itself was an exemplar of the great values of the old days of video gaming, where my rolling barrels, throwing jumping jacks, and...running and…running a pie factory somehow...made somehow…made the player, who controlled a goofy little character named [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros "Jumpman"]], work and sweat and dump in quarter after quarter to get to the end of each level and the game. Yeah, yeah, he won, I lost. I took my beating like a champ, and always was ready for the next round, with the obstacles a little faster, the timer a little shorter, and hapless sucker in a near-constant state of dread, hunched over the joystick and the buttons like a--nevermind. After the success of my first game, I found myself a little woman to settle down with, and we had a son -- my boy, Junior. For some reason, though, when Nintendo naturally called me back in to make the inevitable sequel to my first game, they decided to make ''me'' the DistressedDude by having that Jumpman character stick me in a cage, and make Junior the star! Pah, no respect, even then... then… still, I suppose the kid didn't do too bad a job for his first and only ever outing -- poor Junior just couldn't hack it in the gaming industry.

Anyway, I was starting to feel my age at that point, and Nintendo just wasn't returning my calls, so I decided to pack up my family and move back to my home on Donkey Kong Island. We lived there without incident for a while; Junior grew up, married a local girl, and had himself a son that they named after his granddaddy. Of course, by that time, they were starting to call me Cranky Kong and the name kind of stuck. Pah! Kids, no respect for their elders, I tell you... At some point, my wife up and left me to live on another island and run herself a school for the residents. I think it's because I started calling her Wrinkly Kong -- hey, she called me Cranky first! Anyway, life on Kong Island was pretty decent.
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Anyway, I was starting to feel my age at that point, and Nintendo just wasn't returning my calls, so I decided to pack up my family and move back to my home on Donkey Kong Island. We lived there without incident for a while; Junior grew up, married a local girl, and had himself a son that they named after his granddaddy. Of course, by that time, they were starting to call me Cranky Kong and the name kind of stuck. Pah! Kids, no respect for their elders, I tell you... you… At some point, my wife up and left me to live on another island and run herself a school for the residents. I think it's because I started calling her Wrinkly Kong -- hey, she called me Cranky first! Anyway, life on Kong Island was pretty decent.

Of course, the stupid young lug didn't learn, and wound up [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry2DiddysKongQuest getting himself kidnapped by K.Rool]]. Luckily for him, Diddy Kong and that girlfriend of his decided to chase the Kremlings back to Crocodile Isle and get the great oaf back. I decided to see how good they were, and challenged them to recover a series of golden Hero Coins that I hid all over the island. Lucky for the little snots that my wife had set up her school here, on Crocodile Isle, and the soft-hearted old thing was willing to help save their game. She even went and offered tips for them -- that was supposed to be my job! ...Then again, she was smart enough to charge them coins for it. Wish I'd been that smart... never you mind!
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Of course, the stupid young lug didn't learn, and wound up [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry2DiddysKongQuest getting himself kidnapped by K.Rool]]. Luckily for him, Diddy Kong and that girlfriend of his decided to chase the Kremlings back to Crocodile Isle and get the great oaf back. I decided to see how good they were, and challenged them to recover a series of golden Hero Coins that I hid all over the island. Lucky for the little snots that my wife had set up her school here, on Crocodile Isle, and the soft-hearted old thing was willing to help save their game. She even went and offered tips for them -- that was supposed to be my job! ...Then job! …Then again, she was smart enough to charge them coins for it. Wish I'd been that smart... smart… never you mind!

...My wife... she passed on sometime after that. Shut up! I'm not crying!
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...My wife... …My wife… she passed on sometime after that. Shut up! I'm not crying!

I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]] along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
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I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]], galoot]] and his MovesetClone (Get it? Heh-heh), [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]] varmint]], SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucario}} the bipedal jackal who mutters about "aura"]], along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!

* DemotedToExtra: I played Swanky's Sideshow against those twerps Dixie and Kiddie in ''Donkey Kong Country 3''...and who you calling "extra"?!
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* DemotedToExtra: I played Swanky's Sideshow against those twerps Dixie and Kiddie in ''Donkey Kong Country 3''...and 3''…and who you calling "extra"?!

* MadScientist: I was concocting potions in Donkey Kong 64! [[RunningGag Wait... who you calling "mad"?!]] We used to respect our elders back in my day!
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* MadScientist: I was concocting potions in Donkey Kong 64! [[RunningGag Wait... Wait… who you calling "mad"?!]] We used to respect our elders back in my day! day!

* ScrewPolitenessImASenior!: It's you kids who really need to learn to be polite! Why in my day...
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* ScrewPolitenessImASenior!: It's you kids who really need to learn to be polite! Why in my day...day…

* YouKnowWhatTheySay: "...all graphics and no game play!"
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* YouKnowWhatTheySay: "...all "…all graphics and no game play!"
2nd Dec '15 1:52:20 PM NoUsername
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okay i think that's shorter. it kind of serves more as a "see the other self-demonstrating articles here" section now
I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganon}} that pigman]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]], [[SelfDemonstrating/SonicTheHedgehog that blue upstart]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]] along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], and [[VideoGame/PacMan Ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see! Well how about that, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mario}} Jumpman himself]]'s got a page of his own! Ha! Wonder what he's been up to after all this time. Hopefully he's not giving that grandson of mine too much trouble. Maybe I'll go pay him a visit and see if he remembers little ol' me.
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I made several cameos in those ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games during my glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganon}} that pigman]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]], [[SelfDemonstrating/SonicTheHedgehog that blue upstart]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]] along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that psychokinetic sideshow]], and even [[VideoGame/PacMan Ol' ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see! Well how about that, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mario}} Jumpman himself]]'s got a page of his own! Ha! Wonder what he's been up to after all this time. Hopefully he's not giving that grandson of mine too much trouble. Maybe I'll go pay him a visit and see if he remembers little ol' me. see!
2nd Dec '15 1:46:17 PM NoUsername
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i think that list might be a bit overly long, but for now i'm just cleaning out the insignificant and red links
I made several cameos in those [[Videogame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]] games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games as my younger self in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mario}} Jumpman]], my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganon}} that pigman]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]], [[Videogame/{{Kirby}} that walking marshmallow]], [[Franchise/{{Megaman}} that blue upstart]], [[SelfDemonstrating/SonicTheHedgehog that other blue upstart]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]] along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that sideshow who can move things with his mind]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ike}} that strong swordsman who called me a Laguz, whatever that is]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucina}} that time-traveling tomboy]], and [[Videogame/PacMan Ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
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I made several cameos in those [[Videogame/SuperSmashBros ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros.]] ]]'' games, too. I even appeared in the third and fourth games as during my younger self glory days in the 75m stage. My movement may have been limited, but it was fun smacking around the likes of [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mario}} Jumpman]], Jumpman, my grandson and that nephew of his, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} that fire breathing turtle]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ganon}} that pigman]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Palutena}} that green-haired hoity-toity goddess]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CaptainFalcon that loudmouthed, birdbrained galoot]], [[Videogame/{{Kirby}} that walking marshmallow]], [[Franchise/{{Megaman}} that blue upstart]], [[SelfDemonstrating/SonicTheHedgehog that other blue upstart]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} that sparky yellow varmint]] along with [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} that sideshow who can move things with his mind]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ike}} that strong swordsman who called me a Laguz, whatever that is]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lucina}} that time-traveling tomboy]], psychokinetic sideshow]], and [[Videogame/PacMan [[VideoGame/PacMan Ol' Dot Muncher himself]]. I'll bring some real action next time 'round, just you see!
27th Sep '15 2:05:01 PM Luigiofthegods
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Guess I'll start with my name. See here, most people these days know me as Cranky Kong--can't rightly imagine why, though. Thing is, the ape you're looking at was the ''original'' Donkey Kong - back when all it took was four frames of animation and an infinite supply of barrels to strike ''terror'' into the hearts of game players. Look at my no-good son (or grandson, those lazy boneheads at Nintendo couldn't keep consistent if their whole company depended on it), what with his tie-wearing, his bongo playing, his peg-swinging...!
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Guess I'll start with my name. See here, most people these days know me as Cranky Kong--can't rightly imagine why, though. Thing is, the ape you're looking at was the ''original'' Donkey Kong - back when all it took was four frames of animation and an infinite supply of barrels to strike ''terror'' into the hearts of game players. Look at my no-good son (or grandson, those lazy boneheads at Nintendo couldn't keep consistent consistency if their whole company depended on it), what with his tie-wearing, his bongo playing, his peg-swinging...!
27th Sep '15 2:02:51 PM Luigiofthegods
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Guess I'll start with my name. See here, most people these days know me as Cranky Kong--can't rightly imagine why, though. Thing is, the ape you're looking at was the ''original'' Donkey Kong - back when all it took was four frames of animation and an infinite supply of barrels to strike ''terror'' into the hearts of game players. Look at my no-good son, what with his tie-wearing, his bongo playing, his peg-swinging...!
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Guess I'll start with my name. See here, most people these days know me as Cranky Kong--can't rightly imagine why, though. Thing is, the ape you're looking at was the ''original'' Donkey Kong - back when all it took was four frames of animation and an infinite supply of barrels to strike ''terror'' into the hearts of game players. Look at my no-good son, son (or grandson, those lazy boneheads at Nintendo couldn't keep consistent if their whole company depended on it), what with his tie-wearing, his bongo playing, his peg-swinging...!
23rd Sep '15 11:09:38 AM nmn3r3
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* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: Yep.ScrewPolitenessImASenior!: It's you kids who really need to learn to be polite! Why in my day...
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